An important message from the South

[@AmericanMinuteman95]

With my kid standing with the door open all the time I assume I'm contributing to the cooling of central Florida.

[@kateskrmetta2022]

Thanks we need it 😂

[@rob5792]

I'm from there. I miss my home.

[@ShiQingxuanSimp]

Thank you to you and your kid

[@zstrode.8953]

It's way hotter in southern georgia, lol. I kill to be there

[@80vs45]

"I just wiped my face with the butt-sweat," LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY

[@krisb2779]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@JP2GiannaT]

Stand over a floor vent pumping out AC. Magical experience.

[@christianoliver3572]

Where do y'all have floor vents??

[@crazypiratesquirrel3038]

@@christianoliver3572 In my case, a older home in central Ohio. July & August can get fairly brutal. Not quite daily afternoon steamy rain storm brutal, but fairly bad. My home has floor vents which I have a love/hate relationship with. My Brittany Spaniel used to run over and lay across the square vent so his belly & crotch was getting a full air conditioning blast every time he heard the unit turn on. He was no dummy. But yes, standing over the vent in shorts on a nasty hot day is the best thing in the world. If you stand just right the air will also shoot up your T-shirt at the same time.

[@christianoliver3572]

@@crazypiratesquirrel3038 Sounds like fun!!

[@johnvanegmond1812]

And if wearing pants, flare the bottom of the leg over the vent. That was the second best part of my wedding day.

[@leilaschultz-murdaugh2540]

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[@_Devil]

Its a known fact that the air conditioning in every Southerner's car ONLY breaks in early-to-mid May, and the soonest any given mechanic can take your car in is always in July, sometimes August if you're unlucky. This is the Number 1 leading cause of the annual Swamp Ass pandemics.

[@hoperemsen9496]

Georgia here... You ain't wrong. A/c in mine went out yesterday. Praise Jesus our mechanic can repair it tomorrow as long as we get it to him by bird-thirty... Uh yeah, we'd drop it @ 3 am if we could. Struggle. Is. Real!! 😎

[@bonafidedrew1989]

Bruh. I knew I found this guy channel, for a much higher purpose. Im from south Louisiana, and I work out side. I understand this more than anyone... #CureSwampAss...🤣😂🤣😂

[@christianoliver3572]

Two words: GOLD BOND POWDER!! Errrr.... Three words!! God Bless Texas!!

[@meghoughton562]

Or baby powder. Does baby powder work for "swamp ass" as well?..🤔🤔🤔

[@M335h1]

Also monkey butt but they partake in needless gender marketing where gold bond doesn’t, I don’t think.

[@christianoliver3572]

@ⓅᴏᴛᴛᴇʀⒽᴇᴀᴅs Yes we do!! It's not like Louisiana but we've got some swamps. And because of our high heat and humidity there is a lot of Swamp Ass!!

[@melaniearison1209]

Try putting powder on swamp ass, and you'll have doe butt. Southern Public service announcement. Your welcome

[@viewer-of-content]

one word: Antiperspirant available in spray, gel, or stick side effects may or may not include: chafing, heat rash, or weird crusty junk from over application science note: I think read some paper that got quoted by some newspaper or something that over application of the aluminum salt can increase likelihood of altimers if applied by the bucket load for decades. So two reasons to not over apply. Side note: Deodorant, perfume, and cologne are not Antiperspirant. Antiperspirant blocks or tricks sweat glands to stop sweating. While Deodorant, perfume, and cologne just make different smells or change the odor characteristics chemically of your wet sweat.

[@lovemusicbandchorus]

The bugs flying in front of the camera the last few seconds really adds to the authentic feeling

[@headlights-go-up]

That combined with being stuck in traffic with no AC...I've started having spare undies and pants with me just because of this.

[@504CreoleCrystal]

Mannnnn, I feel your pain! My 1st car was an 84 Cutlass, air didn’t work AND I had those fake leather seats 😩😩😩 I just sat on a large bath towel 😂

[@sunbear9374]

Mine works fine but my shop has just as bad temps inside as out, the only thing that makes it bettter than actually being outside is the direct sunlight. Ive often considered being a change of clothes and changing at lunch

[@504CreoleCrystal]

@@sunbear9374 I definitely feel you on those extra clothes to change into!

[@ddixonwalker]

Never knew the name for it, but I certainly was aware as I drove in my 1971 VW bug feom College Station back to NE Texas. No AC. But we ladies glisten, you know. 😂

[@seanswinton6242]

​@@504CreoleCrystalOuch! My nephew is out in Arizona. He had to put seat covers in his car. You could literally burn yourself sitting on a leather seat!!

[@melissawittman]

There is no cure when you're mowing the lawn...

[@BlueberryFundip]

Mow early morning 😅

[@raybin6873]

OH yess there is! QUIT! 😄

[@MimiNatt89]

​@@BlueberryFundip that doesn't work here in North-Central Florida bc it's already 90° at 7am with 90% humidity🤦🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️😂

[@xliquidflames]

The end of the video reminded me of an old Bill Dance blooper. "Dadgummit!"

[@chrisvaughn2945]

I swear that man was always falling in.

[@hildia5439]

Praise the Lord! Nothing is worse than getting up and having a stiff breeze hit that ass. 😬

[@ThinWhiteAxe]

I am aware of a preventive measure for this terrible condition.Take an absorbent cloth that you don't care too much about, fold it, and tuck it in the back of your waistband. It won't look pretty, but it'll stop the sweat rolling down your back and leaching into your underwear.

[@cisium1184]

Will try

[@johnvanegmond1812]

He was talkin' about sweat in his drawers, not leaches. That's a whole nother video. ;)

[@susanlbk]

Yes, the towel in the back of the pants is a life saver also antiperspirant in places you never would have thought of helps too, lol.

[@randallgreen4084]

That made me laugh, when he wiped his face. Great humor Matt.

[@nexttolegendary]

I too, suffer from swamp ass.

[@heatherjay8802]

I am most definitely “humid-a-phobic”, so even watching this clip made me feel yucky! My sincere sympathies to all who suffer in humid weather.

[@hillre14]

This is so so true

[@mcmage5250]

I don't know about the US but in Georgia the humidity + the heat makes it unbearable to sit in those plastic chairs my uni offers. I vehemently disregard their existence and the person who thought them up. Even the metroes have them and it is kind of embarrassing at this point. I wish people spread Matt's message and finally design pants/jeans on the cheaper side that will cure this horrific thing, or I'll just have to have a mini AC installed in my pants.

[@adventurecreations3214]

I just watched about 20 of your shorts and swamp ass has me rolling on the floor. Such a great work. Thanks for making me laugh

[@commoncommentor]

Ass someone who suffers from swamp ass, I feel supported by you bringing awareness to such a grave issue. Thank you, funny southern man, thank you

[@Revbone450]

"Swass"

[@thejarjosh]

Put a folded paper towel or two in your the back of your drawers... kinda like a pad lol... makes a big difference. Had to this when I was getting heat bumps on my bum. Makes a difference. (Southern(Texas for me) humidity is no joke)

[@ThinWhiteAxe]

Yep. My version is with a nice thick absorbent cloth.

[@etool4355]

Might I suggest kilts? They could even be college themed kilts. You could have a Mississippi State version in maroon with a cowbell holder or an assless kilt for SC fans.

[@ws1gaming783]

Thank you for sharing this to the rest of the world being from sc I very commonly have swamp ass

[@gradencoburn7796]

this is so true me and my dad are extremely sweaty so i’ll come inside so chafed from this that it hurts to take steps

[@denisek292]

Cure: Just say “no” to being anywhere near anyone with “swampass!” 😂

[@emberandfriendsanimations2454]

What I’m getting from this is that I have weirdly high heat and humidity tolerance even for a southerner, to the point I legitimately enjoy summer weather here in the gulf coast area of Texas

[@JP2GiannaT]

I'm in your neck of the woods. You're some kind of superhuman.

[@emberandfriendsanimations2454]

@@JP2GiannaT I don’t even understand how I do it

[@thekellyjones821]

@@emberandfriendsanimations2454 I was like you- until I hit my mid 30s. In the last decade I have become increasingly less tolerant of the Florida heat and humidity (I’m on the gulf, too). Of course- I go where it’s cold for Christmas and I’m very quickly reminded I would simply die in anything but heat and humidity 🤣😂

[@kathleenkirchoff9223]

I was born and raised there and the best cure was a " jump in the Gulf " as my Daddy said. He thought salt water cured everything.

[@johnvanegmond1812]

You are a weirdo! Nice to know ya. And count it a blessing. :)

[@dylanhatton5178]

this is an all-year problem

[@ericfletcher6443]

Ginger Billy "has his methods"

[@ravens6286]

I'm picturing him on the floor (supine) can't see his nether regions (thank God) & him spraying baby powder all over down there...swamp butt, truly a killer 🤣🤣

[@randalbuhler9042]

Warped ,Sick ,Depraved keep up the Great Work, Stay Unbalanced, Question Authority, Oorah Semper Fi Carry On and Beyond 💯💯💯💯💥💥💥💥🤩🤩🤩😂😂‼️‼️‼️

[@iCanBeHeroic]

I knew right when he said “…from two words” it was gonna be swamp ass (muck butt is funny too)

[@SordidBison]

North Carolina born now live in Arizona and I get swamp ass during work almost every day

[@richdavis9789]

as a Southern Alabamian, I knew exactly what the two words were!

[@missbeaussie]

As an Australian who has to check their seat when they get up. I respect this.

[@ickess]

You know how I can tell you’re in the south? The gnats flying around your head in the video! I walk out side and every deer fly in a 1/4 mile tries to get into my ears

[@placeholdername2737]

Growing your hair over your ears should be a more common survival tip in the south, it keeps the bugs out

[@ickess]

@@placeholdername2737 I’ll wear a neck gator to cover my ears and nose when walking the dog. When my wife is wearing a headlamp at night she will stick paper towel in her ears haha

[@SiiriCressey]

We get swamp ass up here in Maine too. Also swamp back.

[@Isolden11]

okay, i don't know what that was about, being from Wisconsin, but upvoted b/c Matt -

[@hdturner1]

you sweat and you sweat but the the humidity is so high it can't evaporate. The struggle is real.

[@pamshairexpo3892]

They pants a be wetter than a Georgia aquarium😭😂🤣🤣😂

[@mietha37]

This is no joke. The humidity here today is out of hand, even inside.

[@zstrode.8953]

Please find the cure! My baby powder I use even be clumping up 😂😂😂 ITS HOT LOL

[@obsidian00]

THE STRUGGLE IS ALL TOO REAL!!!

[@BrokeBoy912]

And wearing 2 shirts don't help.

[@jameswilliamson4856]

Seriously... ditch the flannel to start with...

[@ThomasBroo]

Its bad here in south Alabama

[@mflong100]

My sweet Boston born husband did not know about swamp ass when he first moved to Texas. He thought I made that term up. 😂

[@bryanwilkens]

Dude, I'm in Colorado. I'm with ya. We get it here in 17% humidity too.

[@Preston-Garvey69]

Dude it’s January and I’m already starting to get swamp ass😭

[@shannongoetz8380]

Matt that was awesome continue with your amazing videos

[@hotrodchevy4524]

Me sitting here in northern California nice 75ﾟperfect humidity smiling. 😃😃😎😎

[@rlwalker2]

Funny AND so true. This is great.

[@Pharaoh_Tutankhamen]

Number of People in da swamp as awareness petition | | v

[@Angie-GoneSoon]

Which is why I take a shower as soon as I walk in the house from going anywhere in the summer!

[@Nick-dx9nl]

I have never has this happen to me.

[@mrotter792]

I was at the SEC tournament today, it was 88° and humid with almost no shade. I was this close to shoving a towel down my pants

[@STB-jh7od]

I remember swamp ass from being stationed in South 🤮🤮

[@gabrielhunter7439]

My brother had this before we moved to Texas.

[@kas7145]

And for the upper lumps: humidititties 😂

[@SwtTeaLdy]

🤣😂🤣😂

[@tswain92_]

🤣 Yes!

[@ChibiPanda8888]

🤣🤣 nice one

[@Williamhand436]

Haha Matt this is so true

[@drakethehybridnightfury4395]

Speaking from experience as a southerner myself ive sufferd swap ass every summer

[@walkerderrick1281]

As a southerner this is to true 😂

[@MadelynsMan]

Trust me it aint just the south im from PA and i get at all the time durin the summer

[@mirliton500]

Need to do a short to explain the difference between having a case of swamp ass vs. having a case of the red ass. Red = ANGRY.

[@Jim-gy5vf]

I open the fridge and back in.

[@VerbilKint]

After living down here for about three years, I actually had to go to the Dr because the swamp ass was causing "issues". She prescribed some cream. When I looked at the script, I noticed 4 re-fills. I asked her why she thought I would need more after the initial tube. "You live in Florida" 'nuff said....

[@hunterrobison3341]

Use deodorant with antiperspirant. Not a gel kind but a white stick brand kind. Its way better than goldbond/baby powder!

[@aidenzach8911]

I swear I’m like build for summer. I hardly sweat unless I workout

[@ChibiPanda8888]

And the rest of us are super jealous.

[@Camoisbetter]

i relate i live louisiana

[@Thomas-zt7dm]

In the north unfortunately Swass ravages through our towns, cities, and states as well. A true epidemic

[@0cujo0]

Killer Beaz sez: Talc Up!

[@theoriginalchefboyoboy6025]

baby wipes - that's my secret weapon...

[@lostmikehat8727]

You’re a natural entertainer my dude

[@tiffanysimmons3528]

Swamp a$$ain't no joke. If the humidity doesn't get you the mosquitoes will...

[@mojoschmee9320]

Swamp Ass is actually known by many names. My favorite is War. Because War is Hell.

[@majorlui]

Forget seeing 'em, you'll smell em before you see 'em.

[@Foivos_Apollon]

Something that doesn't cure it but can definitely help: spray can antiperspirant. Helps up here at least

[@PhillipThomasMorendur]

Sounds like you need to visit Raymonds Talc Barn! No Rash too Moist! Just off Highway 3 past the farm with the weird-looking cow.

[@melaniezirixa1239]

Swamp butt. -Ginger Billy

[@nothanks3236]

And this is why every southern home has baby powder and Gold Bond.

[@alexshapsenzon254]

that's not just a southern thing, its a weather thing, any time its gets hot, especially men, will get swamp ass.

[@Ukrainian-supporter]

I've suffered from that Then it got dry over here

[@ohHellnoyouwont]

Yes here in Florida we have a serious epidemic of that especially around August when it is 110 degrees and 100% humidity

[@Egg_Sandwich1]

So, who else was expecting him to turn around and have the back of his jeans be thoroughly soaked

[@wrekka8348]

This is year round in the great state of texas

[@spaceracer23]

Ditch the cotton underwear and go for a breathable synthetic. It also helps to have a breathable, quick dry pair of pants. Of course the best solution is a nudist colony, but that's going to cost a fortune in sunscreen.

[@keric3730]

In Kansas City it's mostly just the UPS delivery drivers that get that And no swamps nearby Hmm

[@illicitburn9386]

Man Ohio in August be giving everyone swamp ass

[@Qwertky]

The cure is jumping in the pool, pants, underwear, and all.

[@erickalvarado2671]

It's not just the south, Us in California suffer from swamp ass as well🥲

[@Nomansland672]

If you've never had to swim in jeans on dry land you don't know the pain😢

[@p8check]

It leads to the condition called "the itchy-butt."

[@countrygirl6003]

You guys are crazy! Love it. Lol

[@Need_chocolate24]

I can see the gnat swarms and feel them on my face as I’m watching 😖

[@AlwaysLime]

You know it’s the south when you see what looks like rain in the background but it’s actually BUGS. Yep.

[@izzy6112]

I get the swamp balls

[@martinjunior1206]

95% polyester 5% spandex BREATHABLE UNDERWEAR! It will change your life.

[@rodlykins546]

I am still laughing!🤣

[@CalcioFan4Ever]

I gotta run to the rest room several times a day while at work.... just to wipe my ass dry..... It's a terrible condition

[@hermitninjas62]

Fr!!!

[@gefginn3699]

Giggle giggle Wink 😉 🤣

[@endersblade]

I knew he was going to say that before he said it...

[@appo9357]

@0:13 I think you mean opening night of Magic Mike 3.

[@kayflowers8324]

The swarming bugs near him 😝