..Mageus obviously, and not just because I'm afraid of being turned inside out. He has a master's in women studies!
@FancySkunk4 жыл бұрын
Bill
@shoestringVA4 жыл бұрын
I wanna see Usidore and Magius get into a debate that very quickly devolves into a slap fight over which bird is best.
@TWPO4 жыл бұрын
Mageus doesn't care what the polls say, he knows his staff is bigger than anyone else's pole.
@AHHHHHHHH110 ай бұрын
And he is the poll
@Shell-iq6cx9 ай бұрын
I hope he pays them well
@DJPhilTBCollins4 жыл бұрын
A vote for Magius is a vote for a cocaine elemental in every mustache!
@Wizards_with_Guns4 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@DropkickDemon Жыл бұрын
I’m in. May Magius have mercy on our staches.
@archo_tech2 ай бұрын
Vote Daniels
@lostmarble5404 жыл бұрын
Still a better candidate than the politicians we have, amiright guys? Seriously, am I right? Mageus strapped a voter suppression clamp onto my head which fries my brain whenever I try to learn about any of the other candidates so I literally have zero political knowledge.
@benzehunteer74112 жыл бұрын
No its just he's a better option then the public candidates, I'm still voting for my cat
@Pluto6242 жыл бұрын
@@benzehunteer7411 I'd vote for a fish tbh.
@benzehunteer74112 жыл бұрын
Is a consumption of another candidate allowed in the debates?
@IHateAmer1ca Жыл бұрын
@@benzehunteer7411It damn well should be
@Veldazandtea10 ай бұрын
He is more upfront about what he does. Better that then a lying hypocrite.
@m0nkeywrench8 ай бұрын
"Toad fraud" being a legitimate issue in the wizarding world is a hilarious concept, I'm stealing that lol
@shoestringVA4 жыл бұрын
Dammit. I saw Magius’ name on the ballot, but I just assumed that was some local third party candidate. That really gets my goat.
@Wizards_with_Guns4 жыл бұрын
Just don’t let Magius get your goat. He’ll sacrifice it for a dark ritual that will grant him limitless power and endless pasta and breadsticks
@moonshine3863 Жыл бұрын
@@Wizards_with_Guns free bread sticks? for a goat? . . . i'll be back to let you know how it goes
@MeeBacon Жыл бұрын
@@moonshine3863How did it go?
@moonshine3863 Жыл бұрын
@@MeeBacon well I got the bread sticks, but I now have to roomate with a demon. Which I don't mind for reasons 😏
@-fireball65-Ай бұрын
@@moonshine3863 what “reasons”
@gustavopagan89212 жыл бұрын
“I thought you believed in gun control” “I do, I believe I should control the gun”
@OK-yy6qz2 жыл бұрын
Unironically the stance of most politicians
@samdherring3 ай бұрын
@@OK-yy6qz more comfortable subjugating the peons when we can't shoot back.
@andrewmiles43964 жыл бұрын
The rolling news on the bottom. XD “The McRib is back with a twist! And this time, it’s angry”
@CorndogBrownie4 жыл бұрын
Mageus , can you elaborate on when you said “I have a gun, I’m in control”?
@Wizards_with_Guns4 жыл бұрын
I’m not sure you want that. His supporting point for that argument is just to shoot whoever asks
@sumvs59922 жыл бұрын
When you think about it, that's the best gun control of all. It's really enough to make a man cry...mostly because me and my, as well as every other, family is now a hostage.
@Veldazandtea10 ай бұрын
@@Wizards_with_Guns Mageus, do you think shooting me will stop me? Muahahahahaahaahaaa. Mwahahahahaha! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!
@ryanconner26004 жыл бұрын
Frasier is a great show totally worth Frank and Mitch's sacrifice
@Wizards_with_Guns4 жыл бұрын
...agreed
@xdragon13314 жыл бұрын
I can back a candidate that knows his way around Bird Law
@JohnSmith-ox3gy Жыл бұрын
I don't know. Is he even a bird friend? He wants to change OUR NATIONAL EGG!
@bubsbubba Жыл бұрын
uuhh filibuster ?
@peoplesdiscofront4 жыл бұрын
HOW DARE HE TRY AND ALTER THE NATIONAL EGG
@Confusius_meiusАй бұрын
"I'm paying you in your right-side-outedness" broke me immediately. Like, I can sorta see the jokes coming, but then the wizards still surprise me with how efficient they are in their delivery. I'm raising my fists in defense, but they quick-draw a gun and shoot a joke straight into my gut and I'm just dead
@JimboAndTheBoys4 жыл бұрын
Another rainy day here at the Sun Colonies smh... the weather truly never does surprise us...
@ShaunHinklein4 жыл бұрын
I for one volunteer to be the first candidate for man on the Sun by 2030
@Wizards_with_Guns4 жыл бұрын
You're application has been accepted. Can you start Monday?
@gtetog4 ай бұрын
Ooo me too!
@toddcorbin-z7q2 ай бұрын
"Simple! I have a gun, i'm in control!" - Mageus (The #1 best wizard i have ever seen)
@thegooseking818 Жыл бұрын
he has my vote, literally, please give it back
@FreakTesticals24 күн бұрын
Bro stole my vote
@stevefilms199711 ай бұрын
His stance on abortion had me in stiches
@QueenPrism4 жыл бұрын
I’m going through a shitty time in my life right now and you guys make me laugh so hard every time! Keep up the amazing work. When I get out of debt I’m joining your patreon!
@ArenaEscritora6 ай бұрын
Qualifications: -Warden of the Obsidian Gate. -Crucible of the Void Star. -Masters in Woman Studies. We are in good hands.
@erikreber3695Ай бұрын
Lmfao. "I have a gun and I'm in control" ngl I might steal that one day. Hahaha
@thegamerhideout2523 жыл бұрын
0:47 had us in the first half not gonna lie
@jennabee3094 ай бұрын
I think Mageus is going to have to be my write-in for this election
@wsommers4 жыл бұрын
You guys are really great. You definitely deserve more subs.
@Wizards_with_Guns4 жыл бұрын
Thank you! You're great!
@ezliving96554 жыл бұрын
I finally thought they were going to integrate our bird schools :(
@turtlelover66054 жыл бұрын
You guys should do a radio station skit, but the jingle goes on for way too long. Love your stuff guys! Not many channels get me to laugh as you guys do!
@Rando_Richard4 жыл бұрын
I woke up to this in my recommended. It’s been a great morning.
@BenWillock4 жыл бұрын
RIP Frank and Mitch
@TopographicalGang4 жыл бұрын
China 2 is cool and all but I hear that China: Revelations is planning a surprise attack
@bigflamarangАй бұрын
"Put a man on the sun by 2030" sounds like a direct quote from Elon Musk
@bigbigfoot33654 жыл бұрын
2:48 just take it already!
@52john87deer14 жыл бұрын
This is the best one you guys have done in a while. Love it.
@EarthNationCeramics4 жыл бұрын
This was amazing.
@Wizards_with_Guns4 жыл бұрын
Earth Nation Ceramics no... you’re amazing
@raven_skies83364 ай бұрын
I appreciate his stance.
@lithium40122 жыл бұрын
3:14 THATS MY PRESIDENT!!!!! 🧙♂️
@timothyeachus7242 Жыл бұрын
Watching all your videos. So far, the desire to see the new stuff has outweighed the desire to immediately rewatch something. Until now
@awkwardukulele60772 жыл бұрын
This wizard has big Onceler energy and I am loving it.
@renokenosis4 жыл бұрын
Missed you Mageus, you got my vote!
@DerrisDerrison2 жыл бұрын
What a stance! You have my vote 🏴
@Unr3aler4 жыл бұрын
But what is the Sun weather forecast? You cut it off. I need to know, wanna go there on holiday.
@Wizards_with_Guns4 жыл бұрын
...sunny
@skeleton_craftGaming11 ай бұрын
I mean at least he's honest about his positions unlike most politicians...
@notkivic706010 ай бұрын
i for one the moondoor should stay open.
@QuincyKane4 жыл бұрын
Well, at least he's honest about his policies...
@straebaseborn9832 жыл бұрын
His aversion to Christmas makes sense now.
@fenders4624 жыл бұрын
I seriously subscribed not even 10 minutes ago and then I got a notification for this
@Wizards_with_Guns4 жыл бұрын
Thanks for joining the team! You can collect your wand and gun after orientation and the meet-and-greet spaghetti lunch
@mystriddlery4 жыл бұрын
Can we get some more news clips from the future like the west Korea vs China 2 debacle, I’d like to know how to protect my triangulum fortresses.
@slice95974 жыл бұрын
Fuck it, I'd vote for Mageus. At least he's upfront about his lunacy.
@_pitako2 жыл бұрын
Oh boy I sure will be voting for him as a proud member of the United States of America and _not_ a British spy. Gosh I do hate tea and love guns. What say we go skateboard with eagles like any good American would? I love playing Soccer and _American_ football! My favourite coffee? Americano, because I am definitely an American
@shrike2284 жыл бұрын
Magieus can have my soul any day.
@symphantic45522 ай бұрын
This video is like the part of the song/movie where they say the title.
@nekomancer1495 Жыл бұрын
i've been subbed to this channel for like a year and just realized why its called wizards with guns
@Naev0w05 ай бұрын
Vote early, vote often, and remember: every vote for Magius is a vote completely thrown away.
@DaftCricket2 жыл бұрын
My new favourite sketch
@lukelikessharks4 ай бұрын
He truly is a Wizard with guns
@MinMaxist4 жыл бұрын
This is the good good juice I need injected into my bloodstream.
@Wizards_with_Guns4 жыл бұрын
squirt squirt 💦
@Georg3e10 ай бұрын
Sounds like god kimg Wyatt Halliwell from charmed I've talked about, decided to run for president 😂
@thescatologistcopromancer39367 ай бұрын
The news at the end really got me
@Fiyaball1014 жыл бұрын
It did he start Frasier though?
@tylerray13682 жыл бұрын
I, for one, will vote for Magius and move to the new Island-State of Texas, where the Rattlesnake Lord reigns supreme.
@a_angry_bunny Жыл бұрын
He has my vote.
@nitzboy4 жыл бұрын
Did Mageus make a Jojo reference 1:28
@ATurnip2 жыл бұрын
3:27 should we tell him there's more to the line of succession than that?
@nofoodbeforebed Жыл бұрын
ngl, that sounds like a world to live in
@gorg41414 жыл бұрын
everybody gansta till Magius become president
@onlyoneoni18434 жыл бұрын
I love these wizard videos
@Adrischa4 жыл бұрын
Loved the end
@man-12913 ай бұрын
hes only pro-gun because hes had to face a werewolf before
@moosesurgeon11 ай бұрын
That ending was the perfect button lmao
@Potato-Eye10 ай бұрын
Spaves and guns.... Hell yeah!
@katebjerre4 жыл бұрын
“GIMME YOUR SOUL!” Lmao!!
@santalos54 жыл бұрын
Hahaha love this character you guys, awesome work
@beggingbugger2 жыл бұрын
Here's a question from Mageus, has he ever spoken to our almighty lord and savior Cthulhu? If so, what is his opinion of him, just, be careful with your answer, Cthulhu is watching.
@Rabbit-the-One2 жыл бұрын
Switch those Lips! Switch those Lips! Switch those Lips! Switch those Lips! 👊👊👏👊👊👏👊👊👏
@senditall152 Жыл бұрын
Another great video
@emiliosalazar1368 Жыл бұрын
I think this wizard already had a drink.
@CosmicAggressor9 ай бұрын
Okay. If I decide to run for president I will be using this video as a campaign ad. Better a sane wizard than an insane wizard am I right????????????????????????
@Serkisist4 жыл бұрын
I'm gonna keep watching your videos until Magius is elected as eternal president
@sinisterthoughts2896 Жыл бұрын
fantastic!
@jingbot10716 ай бұрын
Typical wizards, always trying to close the moon door. He's lost the sorcerer vote!
@jackt48h4 жыл бұрын
Real issues witch nippery
@Ilikebunnies-metoo2 ай бұрын
This is giving Vermin Supreme vibes 😂😂😂
@growinggranite8240 Жыл бұрын
This character is so chaotic.
@salinora02 жыл бұрын
he's got my vote!
@Erdrutsch8372 жыл бұрын
Barry is that you
@FL0ra_favvn7 ай бұрын
Buddy this is just vermin supreme
@CordellPotts Жыл бұрын
As a Native Texan I have to say that I'm extremely reffended.
@raygatana1886Ай бұрын
I feel like all the Mageis bits were just totally improvised lmao.
@JohnSmith-ox3gy Жыл бұрын
Was he even born on this plane of existence?
@Idkpleasejustletmechangeit4 ай бұрын
I hate that he'd actually have a chance.
@Eldor-117 Жыл бұрын
Whats your stance on muggles?
@vincenzowtfisahandle Жыл бұрын
Isn't this basically just WarHammer 40k lore?
@anonimanonim27107 ай бұрын
I wish this was the story of my life!
@alastryonaАй бұрын
it's election year! time for all the topical skits to resurface again
@nebricback14304 ай бұрын
Love this video
@justgrigorthings3 жыл бұрын
This is amazing
@Godwins76 ай бұрын
so just a normal politician
@thedmedinaАй бұрын
2:58 spamton vibes
@Skilliard9 ай бұрын
Still more qualified than 2024's candidates
@teamofone12192 ай бұрын
Finally an honest president he has my vote.
@cooperhough7583 Жыл бұрын
Don't we already have enough grand wizards in our government?