Dr Ho: License to Practice - JonTron

[@JonTronShow]

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[@yesiamsureienteredmynameco9874]

I got in!

[@thefish9471]

JonTron I love you and your videos your very great man hopefully you get good stuff in life from me

[@bathwords1916]

ho beater

[@TheChimera70]

I did enjoy have a wonderful day Mr. Tron!

[@WildBerryAura]

glad we have your quality episodes

[@quirkaypay200]

His production quality for just one joke is outrageously impressive.

[@hi_its_jerry]

and thats why we love JonTron

[@quirkaypay200]

@@hi_its_jerry yiiiisssss

[@narsicko6919]

@@hi_its_jerry he always goes the extra mile for a joke

[@bowlrr]

I need to know where he got that torture rack

[@randomfactsthatdontmatter3466]

@@bowlrr e bay

[@GT3NB]

“STOP IT JIMMY!” Has to be the best, most random, random repeated cut Jon has ever conceived. Gets me every time. Incredible.

[@reservoirfrogs2177]

@Charlie Frutig there's nothing to get. Its just how he says it that's funny

[@wasab1158]

GT3NB true

[@nediamcghee6958]

STOP IT JIMMY

[@sinpolanco1688]

I thought it was "Timmy" lol

[@Synthc4t]

STOP IT JIMMY

[@goblinjim6237]

A reminder that the Hunchback joke for this video came out the same day that the Notre Dame fire broke out. This is the type of incident that only happens once in a lifetime.

[@raph9831]

Jesus christ.

[@meatvortexgaming7134]

When

[@samuelalphabet5360]

@@meatvortexgaming7134 bruh just look at when the video was uploaded

[@PliskinYT]

"There are no accidents" -Master Oogway

[@beach_doggo9875]

@@samuelalphabet5360 no like the timestamp...not the date...we are not bline

[@thothrax5621]

3:28 "We have a renowned pain specialist" sounds like a threat. Like sir that doesn't describe a doctor, that describes a torturer

[@papastalin69]

or a dominatrix

[@JustSomeKittenwithaGun]

@@papastalin69 omfg yes

[@FloridaGuy53]

Or Deadpool.

[@wolfbakugoukatsuki547]

@@FloridaGuy53 or The Punisher

[@FloridaGuy53]

@@wolfbakugoukatsuki547 Or Batman.

[@paradoxofmind]

11:45 The fact that Dr. Ho's ad left in the footage of the woman getting beaned in the face by her child is absolutely priceless!

[@gregorysoutherland535]

well put, "beaned in the face by her child"

[@INeedANewHandle]

My sides are gone

[@Justin-nc8dd]

thats my mom lol

[@Funfetti8348]

I actually saw the ad in a hotel once and it’s hilarious

[@beansmorebeans8587]

I watched that part right after i read thid

[@bubbles8871]

I love how he made that entire James Bond joke intro and outro just because "Dr. Ho" Sounds similar to the villain "Dr. No"

[@dexal409]

Dam, i didn't get it till you explained it

[@robertcortez4956]

Also, was that Dr. Ho I’m the end?

[@lolaevergreen9077]

One time I was on vacation in Sweden and I was watching TV. The movie "Dr. No" was on, but they had translated the title into Swedish. Very poorly too, like how non English speaking countries often translate titles into something completely nonsensical. I'm from Norway, I should know. Anyway, the translation was "We don't have a doctor" in Swedish. So basically "Dr? No."

[@sergiowinter5383]

@@lolaevergreen9077 I am from Brazil and know that very well, they translate the movie to bring the normies that only read the title to watch it. So they thought Shane was not revealing anything or being some kind of "clickbait" for movies, so the translation is something like "the brutes can love too", bro wtf it sounds like a lame romance when it is instead a badass western.

[@FloodlightGamingReal]

They should call you whiners Dr.NOOOOO

[@kayhaven4710]

Can we just take a moment to appreciate the level dedication to the skit with all the certifications up on the walls AND the ceiling?

[@thematiasmadness7010]

Kay Haven and also floors and some doors

[@g10118]

I'm more impressed/concerned by the medieval torture device.

[@Dasgath]

@@g10118 And even more when you learn it's not a prop

[@leofricCZ]

To be fair with how big Jon trons directive crew is for a you tuber its not as hard to do as it seems

[@BristlyBill]

So fucking good

[@TheDevilinThePaleMoonlight]

Jon Tron is a fuckin legend, the fact that he printed out and framed over 100 fake degrees for a 10 second bit is amazing truly amazing 👏

[@Gii1234]

I looked at them too they aren’t even all the same…

[@TheDevilinThePaleMoonlight]

@@Gii1234 LEGEND!!!

[@MyFatherLooksLikeAPallasCat]

Jon is such an intellectual that he earned all those degrees

[@nickcameron7241]

Watch your profanity

[@Kenzaki1010]

@@nickcameron7241 Yeah fuckin profanity everywhere in this fuckin comment section and on the fuckin Sunday too.

[@haalfnhaalf]

"You can use it at home, at work, *C O C A I N E* "

[@tonydmang0]

I heard that too

[@rexyrex1599]

so happy im not the only one who thought he said cocaine lol

[@Timothious_Maximus]

not just me then?

[@jlord8179]

guarding! killing furry children!

[@ninetoedlizard6650]

Eric Clapton: Hold up, wait a minute

[@Hooverrr]

Dr Ho’s belt helped fix my broken marriage

[@jackfrost2673]

666

[@pko-fs7hc]

All the way down here Hooverr! Nice to meet ya

[@walterwhitelover74]

Sup hooverr.

[@lordfelidae4505]

Who are you, kid?

[@walterwhitelover74]

@@lordfelidae4505 Hooverr

[@SoulEvans6547]

My man making hunchback jokes the day Notre Dame burns down lol

[@AdlersShadows]

In all fairness he had no idea he filmed this several days prior. A lot of people are offended mainly on Twitter but I mean it was just a reference cuz he is a famous hunch back character and the joke is referencing back pain not a church burning...

[@Neiroe]

@@AdlersShadows Alex, I think he knows.

[@pread7491]

It’s actually so funny the timing

[@AdlersShadows]

@@Neiroe I know I just went on a tangent cuz twitter made me so annoyed lol...

[@SoulEvans6547]

@@AdlersShadows oh I'm not triggered lol. I just found it ironic

[@mndlessdrwer]

The funny thing is that supporting the upper body to relieve strain on your lower back is precisely the purpose of a corset, which is basically what this belt is trying to emulate without actually being tall enough to qualify.

[@gormauslander]

8:09 this clip is 8 seconds long and he built an entire set for a single joke. Legendary

[@jstar3382]

Dude that's Jontron for you

[@loganrichardson7870]

They cleared a room and put black curtains up with the one device in the room. This is legendary? Jesus your impressed easily

[@asherhockersmith8271]

And the Ph.D bit. Got dozens of framed fake certificates and put them all over the walls and cieling.

[@jimboringo9958]

@@loganrichardson7870 and you’re going to ignore the torture device that easily cost him a shit ton of money?

[@loganrichardson7870]

@@jimboringo9958 y’all never hired before? My god where do you live?

[@prestongarvey2599]

Literally everyone: *Makes A Joke With Little To No Effort* Jontron: *Uses The Budget Of NASA To Make A Joke*

[@monolith253]

Go help another settlement

[@shreklonpiss77]

Is there another settlement that needs help

[@beefykeith48]

Liam Basila imagine telling a man he's wasting his money because he has a high production value on his show. Jon isn't wasting money. he makes more money then he spends.

[@takima504]

Hoooly fuuuucck. I forgot about the settlements!?

[@takima504]

@@monolith253 fuuuck I let everyone get killed by raiders😂

[@Riku70X]

13:27 He did a bit about the hunchback of notre dame. *_This video was posted on the exact same day notre dame burned down. Jon is a prophet._*

[@furri3907]

Haha

[@MoobieTheRat]

Riku 70X holy shit

[@petitnicollas]

Jon Tron started the fire. Investigate Jon Tron.

[@samuraijackoff5354]

@@petitnicollas No. It was the bird.

[@internettraveler8666]

@@samuraijackoff5354 jontron is the bird

[@PIXELSHIFTINC-EMMORTAEL]

The James Bond thing where he went “Tron, Jon Tron” was magnificent.

[@wimvaughdan7032]

Jontron: Okay for this scene I'm gonna need a medieval torture device Jon's Financial team: Alright, coming up! Jontron: Oh, I am also gonna need an abacus Jon's Financial team: What are you, insane?!

[@Lazy-Sage]

for real though haha gonna need to edit that one in cheif

[@flaviottyd]

*pays editor to edit that in more than it would cost to buy an abacus*

[@jozinek876]

To be fair, it's easier to edit in an abacus than a medieval torture device.

[@Lazy-Sage]

@@jozinek876 to be fair it's easier to edit in the torture device and buy and abacus. But edited abacus and irl device were funnier

[@jozinek876]

@@Lazy-Sage but if you already have the torture device but no abacus.....

[@MaxwelloftheClocktower]

not gonna lie, that torture rack would probably do my back some good. Kinda like what the Omnidroid did to Mr Increadible in the first Incredibles movie

[@Redbikemaster]

I know right

[@xXFangRideXx]

Oh man i was praying for something like that when i threw my back out moving a keg at my old job

[@storm_fling1062]

See that makes sense

[@captainbirch9835]

I like the idea that you don't have to depend on anybody

[@CIA871]

Maybe that's why they used it, at first it feels really good on your back but eventually quite horrible.

[@Steel_Prophet]

4:20 One anatomical skeleton- $100 to $200 Pharmacist coat- $20 to $50 Online "degrees"- $2 each (approximately 147 counted) Total at minimum- $414, not counting recording equipment, staff, or rented space. all for a short joke. What a Lad.

[@sagecolvard9644]

How much do you think the torture rack that was on screen for all of 3 seconds cost?

[@Steel_Prophet]

@@sagecolvard9644 the ones that i *could* find (not for display/replicas, actual props to be used) were between $1,500-$2,000 on average. Mr. Tron truly is dedicated to his craft.

[@angelpiuri6968]

Having a bit of knowledge of TV producing (father's job), I can tell you, you must consider the possibility of the props being rented. It's probably the case. Of course I could be wrong, and it's not like renting them is cheap, but it'd definitely cut the cost by a lot.

[@sagecolvard9644]

@@angelpiuri6968 I had not thought of that. The skeleton he definitely bought, because you can see it in the background of some other videos, but the torture rack that's only on-screen for like 4 frames was probably rented, now that I think about it.

[@Steel_Prophet]

@@sagecolvard9644 oh yeah, i wouldn't imagine him buying a torture rack, so that might've been around 200-400 for renting.

[@gamingpanda7516]

5:33 I love how John stopped himself as he was gonna say Predator wasn’t in Mortal Kombat. He saved himself there.

[@AnotherCodeCastle]

It seems to me that he probably didn’t know Predator was part of MKX, based on how he said it.

[@MepTheWreck]

Jon: STOP IT JIMMY Me: hmmmm, that name seems familiar.... Kid Nation. It's Kid Nation.

[@crisptomato9495]

The back pain is what led Jimmy’s parents to send him to Kid Nation.

[@petermarsella6537]

@@crisptomato9495 it all comes full circle

[@marcar9marcar972]

Maddie Peterson XD

[@corv3007]

It all comes back to Jimmy

[@brandonwhittemore9324]

But he said timmy

[@catlamp9894]

Is this.... five JonTron videos in one year?! Incredible

[@IamaPERSON]

And it's not even June!

[@mya.y927]

I know it's CRAZY

[@T0rrente18]

Yea wtf i just subscribed 2 days ago, is this normal?

[@jobowisheshewasnomo4171]

Hell nah.@@T0rrente18

[@kristianbojinov6715]

@@T0rrente18 It is pretty unusual for him to upload at all.

[@mittycommitspizzatime92]

Jontron: *Buys a Medieval Torture device and turns Dr Ho’s relief products into a James Bond parody* God, I love this guy.

[@BigBoris]

But photoshops an abacus

[@shely_D7vil]

Im very much hoping its just halloween deco

[@paint1238]

*for a single joke*

[@alecrisser12]

11:36 That lady getting hit in the face tickled my funny bone. I was already grinning from that horrible line delivery, but then the slow motion shot of her getting hit in the face while talking about not feeling any pain from the belt just had me giggling like a school girl.

[@mattiassvanberg8292]

So damn hilarious

[@williampearsall4935]

The belt has made her immune to all pain

[@BubblyTeatime]

I like how Jon basically drags people's infomercial products through the mud and yet they're still willing to collab with him.

[@morty1504]

Oh it isn't actually dr. ho he says in the credits in the description

[@underfed9552]

Aiden Hennigar but Phil Swift tho

[@kraftpunk5947]

@@underfed9552 That's pure promo lol

[@page_pro]

Aiden Hennigar I wish Dr. Ho came on. It would have been great.

[@underfed9552]

Kraft Punk you’re right

[@liammeaney4227]

I guess John's affection for Jimmy in kid Nation is cuz he abused his own son due to his terrible back pain and now wants penance for his sins

[@trafficcone7344]

😂😂😂

[@txcforever]

Never knew the JonTron cinematic universe lore ran so deep.

[@erfanmanouchehri7999]

Im your 1000th like, what an achievement, now im a millionaire, and a playboy, and a ferrari, and ok, and gay

[@burningsexuality1540]

@@erfanmanouchehri7999 i disliked you

[@hypnoticskull6342]

S T O P I T J I M M Y ! ! !

[@HighBarReviews]

Jon: *makes a joke about Notre Dame* Notre Dame hours later: ight I'ma head out

[@MediocreTCG]

Same calendar day iirc lol

[@rottenpotato4399]

Timestamp?

[@HighBarReviews]

@@rottenpotato4399 13:26

[@DeathBringer769]

It was literally the same day, lol. Not even the next day.

[@HighBarReviews]

@that's crazy bro but did I ask bruh fuck you mean

[@imadmukhtar]

That end was so good, I actually thought they got the actual Dr. Ho

[@Doofus4everGaming]

Right I thought it was DR HO

[@elonmusk7382]

So we’re just gonna gloss over the fact the that John has A LITERAL MEDIEVAL TORTURE DEVICE IN HIS OFFICE

[@KaeYoss]

That's normal, isn't it? I mean, everyone I know has one. There is even the famous saying: "The medieval torture device makes the office". So if you don't have at least one in a room, it's not an office.

[@elonmusk7382]

KaeYoss true

[@sergiowinter5383]

He is into masochism

[@slapith3931]

@@sergiowinter5383 r/cursedcomments

[@boredproduction]

@@slapith3931 don't reference reddit bro

[@UItraVice]

To think that Jon had an idea for a joke and said... "ok...hear me out...I want to order 100 fake degrees....."

[@kakytoo69]

All he had to do was buy a bunch of picture frames and use a printer. Doubt he ordered them. Think he just said he ordered them as a joke.

[@sirocco2810]

@@kakytoo69 "a *bunch* of picture frames" understatement of the year

[@timpunny]

i was imagining he either had a bunch of people he knew create fake certificates OR he went and did a bunch of typing tests and stuff like that

[@liopleurodon2000]

"how soon can we order a medieval torture device?"

[@lillianfox6848]

11:00 "you can use it everyday for work, at home, cocaine, gardening..."

[@thefunny2837]

Pronounced cooking

[@bvs1q]

'caine fo yo chilren'

[@reallifesupermario4569]

I thought he said "croquet"

[@oceanpheonix1006]

@@thefunny2837 r/woooosh

[@Aisland_Shuster]

@@thefunny2837 Thanks, Burry. I was actually curious to what he really said.

[@bubbakushingtonIII]

The ball hitting that woman in the face was hilarious.

[@aarondavis8943]

They left it in, they left it in!

[@SirDawkster]

I wonder where that woman is now.

[@jamesrodriguez3667]

No other youtuber has production quality to match Jon's... Especially for just 5 second joke segments. Fantastic

[@lucasmucas9072]

I don’t even know where he gets that much money

[@them4licious0ne]

Luke Moretz sponsors and the fact that his videos 90% of the time gets 5 million views within a week

[@lucasmucas9072]

Josephi Krakowski ofc it is I was making a joke

[@lukefurno1151]

It truly is impressive the level of quality he puts into his new videos!?! Really hoping for a cool Halloween video this year!??!? 👹🎃💀☠️

[@zuski4555]

Captain Disillusion

[@captainbirch9835]

They could get a hold of a real torture device, but had to Photoshop in a freaking abacus

[@jjnn2]

Abacuses are expensive, like at least 11 much

[@moemuxhagi]

Honestly I think it's funnier that way. Like how in Workplace Safety, they PhotoShopped pepper and a fan in his hand. It's like if he imagins things and they come to existance because of that. Because he is our God.

[@DavyDave1313]

It was funnier. A real one would’ve been lame af

[@BigBoris]

Dream Salad the things 4 year olds have..... is too much compared to a medieval torture device

[@darkdreamsdontdie7785]

Well how the hell would they know how much an abacus costs without owning an abacus to begin with?

[@galgalon11]

"who rips spines?" "predator" "in Mortal Kombat! I wish predator...(was in mortal kombat)" well Jon, I have good news

[@notreal5826]

And I have bad news, your entire spine is flipped the wrong way around, you have 3 weeks

[@assaultspoon4925]

@@notreal5826 Unless you call the number at the bottom of the screen in the next hour to order your package for the low low price of $99.99!

[@notreal5826]

@@assaultspoon4925 (dude stick to the script its 10 payments of $99.99)

[@assaultspoon4925]

@@notreal5826 Shhh Bro, you order it for 99.99$ then you pay the hidden 9 extra payments of 99.99$

[@notreal5826]

@Kyle Stewart or even better $30 with 200 hidden payments

[@benpowell-punmaster1214]

I love how Jon managed to make a whole skit based solely on the fact that Dr Ho sounds similar to Dr No, a Bond villain.

[@_V.Va_]

Copied one of top comments.

[@benpowell-punmaster1214]

@@_V.Va_ I’m expressing the same opinion. It’s not a joke that I’m copying.

[@sugonmydic]

@@benpowell-punmaster1214 bruh its almost word for word copy, its just depressing/annoying seeing this lack of originality.

[@imEden0]

@@Pats1234 not that they have the same thing, it's just that it's a near identical copy

[@justanotheranimeprofilepic]

​@@Pats1234 it really doesn't matter. If you have a similar opinion but see it done first you just take the L and move on.

[@MilkT0ast]

I don’t know why but that “STOP IT JIMMY!” got me everytime

[@th3rasave]

I DEMAND JAMES TRONATHAN, SON OF FAMOUS KZbinR JONATHAN TRONLEY, TO CEASE THE ACTION WHICH YOU ARE CURRENTLY PERFORMING

[@Niagaranobs]

jimmy

[@UnexpectedGamer7]

The hunchback sounded more confident in his testimony than any of the other people in the actual ad

[@Kalina47]

“Who does that? Scorpion?” “Predator.” “No, no, in Mortal Kombat!” “Oh, yeah, Predator.”

[@skalmorimi2001]

Predator is in mortal kombat tho

[@karlturner5678]

Mortal Kombat X barely counts to be fair

[@Angrymonkey2489]

Scorpion rips spines in MK Deception... he's not wrong.

[@chaotik7853]

*mkx doc* Am I a joke to you?

[@karlturner5678]

@Johnnie Walker ehhhh, opinions are sketchy. Not saying mine is the right one by any means, but mk9 was the last great one IMO.

[@ballisticblocker9163]

11:03 I rewatched that part multiple times and it took me too long to realise that he was saying ‘cooking’ and not ‘cocaine’.

[@egressted2.0]

lmao

[@pinkvomit6280]

thought I was the only one

[@_V.Va_]

@@pinkvomit6280 Think again, idiot.

[@undeadinside3571]

Same!

[@josephcampbell9298]

The way Dr. Ho says cooking sounds an awful lot like "cocaine".

[@imperatormaximus8952]

Yeah, also heard that.

[@neetwithajob]

well.... cocaine used to treat everything so that might not be too far off

[@gamerbrosxd2472]

@@neetwithajob ._.

[@Bowserjr-wi4dn]

@@neetwithajob I mean...your honestly not wrong. If I recall, cocaine was originally used mainly in medicine...then people got stupid with it. If i'm wrong please correct me!

[@llab3903]

@@Bowserjr-wi4dn heroin and ecstasy too

[@bassracer6691]

11:00 Dr Ho: ...You can use it everyday at work at home *cocaine* gardening came for your children...

[@hawkeye5955]

*COCK CANE*

[@AndresHernandez-zw3ug]

“Gardening came for your children”...sounds like a Minecraft game over message

[@l9poppypowerhouse292]

“Always trust in the concaaaaaine” - captain Morgan

[@boombam9611]

i mean cocaine is made from coke harvested from plants after all.

[@bassracer6691]

@@boombam9611 In that sense, ilegal chinese and mongolian children are working from my home in my secret undergound cocaine garden,that only me and my crack headed uncle Bill know about, I can't say I would do this but it is also an awesome meme template

[@safir2241]

Is nobody gonna mention that Jontron got ahold of a torture device

[@thematiasmadness7010]

You’ll be surprised what you can buy in eBay

[@yeet4846]

@@thematiasmadness7010 and the black market

[@debe__]

@@yeet4846 and downtown New York. People using medieval torturing practices in the damn streets these days

[@morganrosenfeld5917]

Don't mention it, and you don't have to worry about him using it on you.

[@EnchantedSmellyWolf]

I did but no one gave a shit.

[@flummox3d]

15:03 The dramatic rendition of the first few keys of the JonTron intro is such a nice touch here.

[@maun6139]

Endgame < finding out what happened to Jon after Dr. Ho fixed his back pain

[@papabonito310]

Iron man dies

[@Lrtzeh]

shrek kills thanos

[@lucasmucas9072]

the real banana man dumbledor dies

[@owlsarecool7660]

Obviously he had the best life ever and no back pain

[@BLAzinStRipePiPes10]

We need to know... hopefully it won't take 11 months like the second Flex Tape video

[@sleepiv1]

* Makes hunchback joke * * Notre-Dame immediately bursts into flames for 15 hours *

[@claudiolluberes111]

The power of Tron, Jon Tron

[@caboosethevehicledestroyer2393]

*oof*

[@zazarays]

it was the wig

[@sn1pertoaster]

I only now realised the vortex thing in the james bond intro was a gun barrel. Kill me.

[@RobiticDuck]

I always thought it was a camera...

[@vaccuumrolls7243]

Ryan Wequ yeah that spiraling on the tube is the rifling of the barrel.

[@klorgmakthesmasher6446]

It's not a straw?

[@TheMamaluigi300]

Klorgmak The Smasher No Patrick, a straw is not a weapon.

[@klorgmakthesmasher6446]

@@TheMamaluigi300 I betcha John Wick could make it a weapon

[@xxbioklismxx1850]

Omg, when she got beamed in the face with that ball. . . My spirit flew gracefully to not heaven but to heavens heaven!!😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@KROMAprd]

"I've got........no pain.........and I feel great" 😂 the testimonials are fuckin gold

[@joelyt1682]

Jon: "STOP IT JIMMY!" Little did Jon know, a year later he's gonna interview Jimmy, a victim of child abuse.

[@akiradkcn]

WHAT

[@goose5282]

@@akiradkcn Jimmy from his kid nation video

[@anand_kv__]

@@akiradkcn Jimmy from Kid nation 😂

[@loli_cvnt5622]

Babe that ain't child abuse Shut up Joel

[@Novictus]

@@loli_cvnt5622 no u

[@thelegendaryhunter0]

this is actually lore, thanks to jons back pain he sent jimmy to kid nation

[@Zeriel00]

Why hello there fellow neputeer xD

[@frostyfizz7915]

OH MY GOD. ITS SO CLEAR.

[@Bub8les5]

It makes so much sense S T O P I T J I M M Y

[@zedbags]

3:25 6:50

[@oner6328]

Weeeeeeeeeb

[@emileroussel8663]

Me: Has nice healthy back with no pain The Gent of Tess: Oh no you don't

[@judesliggoo]

Why is this so fucking funny

[@emhabit]

Not on my watch fucker

[@hamachibeans4471]

I was drinking water during the second “stop it Timmy!” And I barely held it together

[@Mister-Red]

Pretty sure it was Jimmy (short for Jimothy)

[@joypuke]

"soulja boy didn't even send me my thing"

[@lesmortimers4791]

He’s just a boy with a dream

[@brutevilgax777]

Same I bought the soulja pods for the meme and I never got them

[@jozinek876]

@@brutevilgax777 don't give money to morons

[@brendaajamu7152]

@@brutevilgax777 damn man lmao lol lmao lol lmao

[@the_original_Bilb_Ono]

@@jozinek876 excuse me, moron? have you ever read the lyrics to Crank Dat by Soulja Boy? i mean have you REALLY listened to the words? i mean the orchestral composition of the song itself moves anyone who is classically trained to tears, but when you combine that with the powerful lyrics he masterfully and tastefully lays down... it can be too much at times. you have your singer/song writers like Bob Dylan, Simon and Garfunkel, Willie Nelson, Jeff Buckley, Dave Mathews, Roger Waters, etc that would and could never come up with the intricate chord progression Soulja Boy can compose, and i mean you can even compare it to the greats in literature like Dostoevsky, Fredrick Neichze, or Tolstoy but all of them pale in comparison to Mr. Boy's work as a whole. he single handedly made hip-hop into a serious art form with biting social and political commentary, as well as incorporate the archetypal heros / villains we find through-out human culture. Please, just read this excerpt out-loud and try to understand the ingeniousness of this ballet as old as time: this is verbatim from Crank Dat (Soulja Boy) - Soulja Boy™: "Now watch me you (Crank dat, Soulja Boy) Now watch me you (Crank dat, Soulja Boy) Now watch I'm bouncin' on my toe Watch me super soak dat oh I'ma pass it to Arab And he's gon' crank it up fo' sho' Haterz wanna be me Soulja Boy, I'm the man They be lookin' at my neck Sayin' it's the Rubberband Man, man Watch me do it, watch me do it Dance, dance Let get to it, let get to it Nope, you can't do it like me Doe, so don't do it like me Folk, I see you tryna do it like me Man that damn was ugly Soulja Boy off in this oh Watch me crank it, watch me roll Watch me crank dat, Soulja Boy Then Superman dat oh Now watch me you" - honestly, need i say more? i didnt think so. good day sir.

[@AcrayMEM]

JonTron: Predator isn't in mortal kombat Motal Kombat X DLC: Observe

[@AOTheKidd]

?? Why did u post this 4 day’s ago? MKX came out like a year ago

[@Jared_Wignall]

Oscar Halbert this video came out April of this year. It’s not a year old yet.

[@AcrayMEM]

Why are you saying that like the games age determines if you can make a comment about it or not?

[@guccigangjoseph6810]

The exact comment I was looking for

[@christopherscott6854]

@@Jared_Wignall He said "like a year ago," dummy dum-dum McDummysticks-indabutt

[@ProtoPerson]

"Forget what you know about mobile games because RAID is going to change it all." *Immediately cuts to a map where an energy bar is shown as well as a premium currency that appears to be some kind of generic gemstone.*

[@storm_fling1062]

SEE THAT MAKES SENSE

[@macgeek2004]

*The developers of Raid: Shadow Legends are owned by a company that **_makes video slot machines,_* putting out that game in an attempt to expand their business into a market which is a "natural next step" for them: mobile game players and children. (This is according to their CEO.) It's fucking disgusting.

[@gayusschwulius8490]

Raid is a piece of shit, but as long as it pays Jon's bills...

[@Zorro9129]

@@gayusschwulius8490 Look up SsethTzeentach's response to their outreach for sponsorship, it's hilarious. I have the video on my channel.

[@watupmacuz1419]

11:00 "you can use it at home, cocaine, cleaning"

[@_GhostMiner]

😂

[@amazing_bastard]

I heard the same!!!

[@joeshmoe6930]

Lol nice. I wasn't the only one.

[@Pyroscity]

Cooking

[@nv_deleted7843]

@@Pyroscitywhat

[@GalaxyWarrior8]

Jon our Prometheus what fire of knowledge do you bring to us today?

[@vizthex]

*John, our great Prometheus; what fire of knowledge do you bring to us mortals today?

[@hambubger8225]

the one in the notre dame evidently

[@darrenb9359]

@@hambubger8225 brilliant joke

[@hitsugatatsuro9978]

Wasn't it "modern day" Prometheus? And "us mortals?"

[@latina_fangirl]

@@hambubger8225 nice

[@monsieurouxx]

7:20 "I want to measure your spinal alignment first, just to be absolutely sure of which single-sized, non-adjustable belt suits you best"

[@Harrowmonium]

This comment needs more recognition

[@Nitrodino7875]

I think you meant or he meant spinal. Not spiral.

[@monsieurouxx]

@@Nitrodino7875 yes.

[@dread_wolf2301]

I think it's more so he can see if it helped

[@poopmangavin286]

The Gent of Tess _A mysterious renaissance painting depicting either the Lincolnshirian Duke of Tess. or whatever the hell Dr. Ho was trying to say_

[@miloskocic1759]

I'm the 100th like

[@RyanDMoore]

Degenerative disks

[@terra_the_nightingale135]

Atma Moore IS THAT WHAT HE SAID

[@PR0XYL1NK]

1:50 " here at aperture science, we fire the whole bullet, that 60% more bullet!"

[@M3L0619]

*Dr. Ho jumps out of tree *“YOU WANT BACK PAIN RELIEF AMERICAN”*

[@c0pyca113]

*Dr.Ho jumps from jail

[@Reub3]

lol

[@jomarcenter]

umm the ads look like it been broadcast to Philippines.

[@darko7432]

I'm chinese, I can confirm that we DO indeed run out of random items and address people by their nationality. Saying hi to my neighbour Ahmad? "HELLO MY GOOD MALAY" Trying to impress my crush Akane? "GREETINGS JAPANESE HOTTIE DO YOU WANT TO SEX"

[@joshn2002]

Everyone gangsta until the trees start speaking Vietmise

[@guillaumetourniquet273]

"After years of research..." 6:07 *Salem would be proud*

[@theplushietop10letsplays23]

@@dustdt is Salem an icyhot professional?

[@willskeldon7700]

Someone call Leffen

[@clemet1638]

Dr Ho isn’t part of the Smash community

[@carsondecker784]

You beat me to it

[@Serjo777]

@Guillaume Tourniquet Dude, you're pretty sexy :3 Also who's Salem?

[@jamesderepentigny5446]

JonTron uploads, I drop everything I'm doing

[@ThatOneGuy38447]

This is true

[@ryanstavnezer2555]

Same

[@loganburns9411]

Same

[@Nogdog945]

Exactly!

[@shr1mpsush1]

Big mood

[@FloppyDorito]

11:56 omg I died when I heard the Super Mario 64 hurt sound. That woman's testimony too LOL.

[@Bonko_On_Video_Format]

Dude his production value is amazing like he’s getting the actual people he watches to make cameos.

[@pongo1342]

E-Fam Animates I don't think he actually got him I think when he says"hello Jon" it is a clip from the commercial as the guy presenting him is named John. I think they realized that the guys name was John and so they decided to have a clip of Dr. Ho saying hello John

[@Bonko_On_Video_Format]

I mean he still got phill swift though

[@tako2963]

jon: casually uses medieval torture machine that he has laying around for his youtube video

[@dragondragonfruit5810]

SendTakos let the man have his sex machines in peace without being investigated man

[@explosion1704]

@@dragondragonfruit5810r/cursedcomments

[@Skipsenberg]

@@explosion1704 you’re telling me you didn’t immediately think “sex dungeon” when he said “oooh, *freaky”*

[@aspoonofgarlic6676]

Qaqqaq

[@jackreid2664]

@@Skipsenberg I thought "sex dungeon" the moment I saw him there.

[@alexandralittle3915]

Jon: he go go gadgets himself! *makes power rangers movement* *transformers sounds play*

[@CrescentAria02]

Read this RIGHT AS he said that

[@crabcrunchconsciousness3854]

Ah

[@PikminAmigo]

That's what makes it better.

[@tacosquirrel9509]

CROSSOVER

[@Ms.Anonymous]

😂😂😂

[@sourlemonade7916]

Look at that, the chiropracting industry has finally discovered corsets!

[@DarthLordReaper]

1:50 WE FIRE THE WHOLE BULLET. THAT'S 30% MORE BULLET.

[@Nintendo8bit]

😂😂

[@Cometpluto]

Cave Johnson, we're done here.

[@MrVince329]

Per bullet. Cave Johnson a genius

[@Soren_Hayes]

I didn’t fucking realize 😂😂

[@xaniel6639]

Cartridge*

[@woolust]

I thought that it said “Depression belt” instead of “Decompression belt” my mistake.

[@doctorfluffnstuff403]

Is there really much of a difference, though?

[@Andrew-fi1sd]

I dont even need a belt for that.

[@overactiveimagination9647]

Does the depression belt help depression or give it?

[@woolust]

@@overactiveimagination9647 Gives you it if you don't have it, makes it slightly better if you already do. Or my alternative idea, the belt does absolutely nothing and it's so disappointing and dream crushing you are in mental turmoil.

[@overactiveimagination9647]

@@woolust my god...what a marketable idea

[@calebc5057]

Woah, Jon is having a consistent upload schedule? This is madness!

[@xamil7558]

No. This is the power of flex tape

[@akmask1258]

*NANI?!!*

[@ritznblitz]

What sort of dark magic is THIS?!

[@mauabcdefg8038]

Combat

[@nine552]

No this is Sparta.

[@kimjongtv]

That CPR bit made me laugh more than I’m willing to admit.

[@ootfan7882]

*People don't breathe through their butthole*

[@zoom-rn6bs]

"The most immersive RPG experience you'll find on a smartphone anywhere" *Soldier walks into a blade*

[@Jijis_Bizarre_adventure]

Im so happy John tron is back, these videos make my day

[@allaboutracing8447]

Could not agree more

[@macgregormusic9147]

They make my entire year😂

[@Luxcidy]

Same

[@-Ski1-]

There was a tornado in my backyard, but it disappeared, and my house magically repaired itself after Jon uploaded.

[@salevilivapulu5318]

Same

[@neilvanilla]

11:00 you can use it everyday at work, at home, *COCAINE*

[@typezman]

Neil L don’t forget HerHOine

[@andresnevarez]

I think he meant to say cooking

[@koendejonge4213]

Thanks God thought I was the only one

[@andresnevarez]

Koen De Jonge I did it by the caps

[@cleverlemon674]

Koen De Jonge same😂

[@ironicanimations]

I love the quiet and premature cutting on this part XD 11:26

[@trentm.364]

Well Jon you mocked the product at 3:16 and said back pain couldn't change your entire personality and yet the women at 12:40 wasn't able to express love or affection for her child until she got Dr. Ho's de-stress belt. I guess you owe Dr. Ho an apology for ever doubting his miraculous product that not only fixes back pain but allows you to finally express love and affection for your family. Thanks Dr. Ho!

[@trentm.364]

Dr. @HappyHazelNutz mine was clearly a joke too. It appears you are the only one who couldn't see that. As you would say, zoinks...

[@kevinramadhanatowa6963]

@HappyHazelNutz not very bright arent you ?

[@peazeralus]

JonTron: Was on a show called Game Grumps. JonTron: thinks Scorpion does Sub's fatality.

[@djaussiekid]

Also apparently isn't aware Predator was in MKX.

[@spiketheguy7091]

I mean, technically Scorpion did Sub's Fatality in Deception. But it is Sub Zero's schtick so

[@CatMaster90001]

In all fairness, Arin isn't that good at video games for someone who plays them all the time, so there's that to consider.

[@vladtepes2667]

@@CatMaster90001 He also isn't entertaining

[@CatMaster90001]

@Vlad Tepes That's opinion, not news. And learn to spell, for fuck's sake.

[@rascaldabat7892]

Jon: like scorpion Camera guy: predator? Jon: no in fuckin mortal kombat Me: actually...

[@silverrakhsh34]

He was in MK10? right?!

[@isaiahkrahn8127]

@@silverrakhsh34 yep, same with the xenomorph.

[@spiketheguy7091]

What's funny is that both cases are technically right; Predator was in MKX, taking the opponent's spine in their outro, but Scorpion also did Sub-Zero's Fatality in MK: Deception

[@poorsadblackman2816]

That'll do kid. That'll do.

[@poorsadblackman2816]

@@spiketheguy7091 check years.......... 🤦

[@purplehaze2358]

JonTron puts so much effort into quick gags, it’s unreal.

[@mikeax24]

I love how he jokes about predator being in mortal combat and that's literally a thing now

[@Da_Swifta]

It's been a thing since way before this video came out actually

[@rockythesnailracechampion7144]

It's been a thing for 5 years. They got Robocop in the MK11 though.

[@jacklajoie9126]

Kombat

[@Knifiac]

@@rockythesnailracechampion7144 and the joker, he's super fun

[@rockythesnailracechampion7144]

@@Knifiac Cane *SMACK*

[@CHIMERA_INC]

I love how these reaction videos have more production value for jokes than some movies/series

[@Rorschach1998]

Love your profile picture very nice 😂

[@CHIMERA_INC]

@@Rorschach1998 ayyyy

[@Droober_]

1/8 the time, 8 times the memes

[@silas2287]

16:25 I love how the background keeps getting more obscure.

[@KratosAurionPlays]

I don't know if I would call Super Mario 64 obscure XD

[@edward2364]

I didn’t even notice that 🤣

[@casuallyeverything1950]

Lol

[@captainjack8319]

After watching this multiple times over the years, I went to Dr. Ho’s KZbin channel. I noticed that the videos that coincided with Jon’s do not allow comments. Years later, the videos allow comments once again.

[@tannerwilson8459]

"forever rest your fucking peace man"

[@necromech_]

fucking sounds like quote from "the dude" in the big lebowski, this quote has always stuck with me

[@demgphix]

"The Gent of Tess" Why was this so funny 😆😂🤣

[@lucasmucas9072]

Because it’s jontron

[@Devils7thstring]

Luke Moretz yes! You’ve solved it!

[@custom7959]

The KZbin CC says its "the gentle dics"

[@lucasmucas9072]

degenerative discs just in case you didn’t know *idk how tf the jent of Tess came out but yeah *

[@waluigiinsmash6471]

I HAD A RAID SHADOW LEGENDS AD BEFORE THIS AND GUESS WHAT IS WAITING FOR ME WHEN THE VIDEO BEGINS

[@PurpleStarryGalaxy]

Great now you cursed me

[@Superiorspider-man1605]

Waluigi In Smash same

[@jos7336]

Same

[@Scout_from_deep_rock_galactic]

Lol RAID SHADOW LEGENDS IS TAKING ZA WARDU

[@bigchungus8538]

3:07 through 3:28 is such an amazing bit. Love how Jon doesn't even contain himself

[@bigchungus8538]

6:45

[@hydragon6609]

Raid Shadow Legends -Pay to win -Boring Story -Boring Characters -Definitely Not Immersive -Runs fine, just...fine -Pretty basic graphics for our advancing tech age -Horrible Business Practices -Borderline Illegal Practices Overall 1.5/10

[@wasab1158]

See that makes sense

[@ZenoDLC]

And with ads that usually last at least a minute

[@gwladysebah5195]

with ads that last longer than fights in the actual game

[@cameronlarson1620]

I’ve been playing a game identical (in gameplay) to it for years

[@FormedUnique]

Yeah but the pay jon a lot so that he can continue making KZbin content so idc

[@groundrulesMINE]

Soo, nobodys gonna talk about how he manages to fire a whole bullet and casing at 1:48? lmao

[@WingMaster562]

Whenever it happens, it means they're in cahoots with Aperture Science. Firing that is like 33% more bullet!

[@januskristensen4930]

@@WingMaster562 railgun using cartridges from normal guns

[@WellCookedPotatoes]

WingMaster562 66% more boolet per shot

[@wraithwyvern528]

Hey he's in New York. It's illegal to know what a firearm is or how it works over there.

[@itzyaboi4297]

@@wraithwyvern528 damn

[@queenscene2part2]

I'm pretty sure the government funds his productions they're so quality

[@joselopes330]

@malcador the sigillite wth does that mean? Are you a brain washing machine?! 😂

[@joselopes330]

@malcador the sigillite ohhhh you were being sarcastic, I get it now, my bad

[@joselopes330]

@malcador the sigillite your first comment, said one thing but meant other

[@potatochips1235]

Oh you sweet summer child. 😁

[@queenscene2part2]

wtf I come back here 1/2 a year later and this reply thread is a mess

[@Goatman_Gamer]

The dedication to do whatever you had to do, (google search, design, print, buy frames, hang up, etc.) to have all those PhDs on the walls, ceiling, and floor is very impressive.

[@NotSoRucky]

I went to elementary and high school with Dr. Ho's two kids in Markham, Ontario, Stephanie and Anthony. Life comes full circle sometimes kids. Thanks for this trip down memory lane Jontron.

[@Possi_ball]

Did he made them wear the belt at school?

[@monsieurouxx]

Is it really a good idea to post the names of a public figure's children publicly on the Internet?

[@NotSoRucky]

@@monsieurouxx well seeing as they are now both almost 40 years old, I think they'll be fine bud.

[@monsieurouxx]

@@NotSoRucky OK, apologies.

[@evilcow2114]

@@NotSoRucky So, if my math is correct you must be, um, gotta carry the 2, so yeah, about 11?

[@curorisluodi]

“Art for art's sake is an empty phrase. Art for the sake of truth, art for the sake of the good and the beautiful, that is the faith I am searching for.” ― George Sand

[@slapstickcomedy2.061]

Who's that sexy profile pic?

[@halo7737]

“No u” -Joseph Stalin

[@ayan4249]

Don’t you love when you start driving through Mario 64’s water level?

[@huntultimoz9161]

Yep.

[@pokeguy742]

Sometimes you just have to take a trip through the drownhouse for old time's sake.

[@west5645]

That wrong turn at Albuquerque always gets people...

[@ImmaLittlePip]

Hey a man has to listen to dire dire docks for a relaxing drive

[@joshslater2426]

As a Bond fan, I can’t help but applaud your intro and outro. You understand the source extremely well to the point where you could make your own Bond film and it would hold up.

[@thedoom1464]

Jimmy: Exists Papa jontron: *STOP IT JIMMY*

[@jillyboel_]

This is cursed

[@zaphryxchangeling1770]

Papa Jon?

[@awzthemusicalreviews]

I can still hear the screams, PaTron

[@Lydiawhatagirl]

Oh it strikes STOP IT JIMMY

[@refl9630]

"I think every patient..." *cuts "with back pain" *cuts "...should be wearing this belt?"

[@brohamletmeusethishandle]

Those were just visuals, I’m pretty sure it’s just: “I think every patient with back pain...” And “...should be wearing this belt?”

[@tsg_frank]

The interviews are truly the greatest part about this, you can just tell how awkward and forced they are. Thanks, Ho.

[@kyuubinaruto17]

in a way, doesn't that make them seem more realistic? If you were asked to talk about a product in front of a camera you shouldn't sound like an actor reading a cue card.

[@tsg_frank]

@@kyuubinaruto17 Indeed you wouldn't go about it smoothly if you were supposed to be just any average Joe, but it is greatly funny.