Why is Batman weirdly PRO-billionaire?

[@Wizards_with_Guns]

Besides the Jokester and the Puzzler, what other NEW villains does this Batman fight?

[@therealpyroland]

The Mathematician. He's like the riddler but only has a bachelor's in calculus.

[@Input-um5et]

The Electrician. He poorly wired the electricity in people's homes and causes their fuses to short. Mwahaha

[@SaltStorm007]

The Ham-Burglar ....always stealing Bruce Waynes Ham🤔 or The...’Accidentally fell into Industrial chemicals vat causing the skin to bleach & a permanent smile’...man🤔Last one is a work-in-progress.... You guys keep upping the game with each skit! This is one of the best yet guys!! I laughed HYSTERICALLY watching it! KEEP IT UP GUYS....FREAKING EPIC AF💯🔥

[@MrDowntemp0]

Raja Ghoul, Doctor Cold, Weird Hugo, Thorny poison bush girl. The Puffin.

[@miller_koth]

Miller Koth. This is a million hyper-intelligent moths who dress up in a human skin suit so that way the government doesn't find them, but because they aren't really human and weren't raised on human morals and ethics, they sometimes do a bunch of bad stuff. Their creator, the Killer Moth (a real DC villain) created them in an attempt to have an undetectable army wreak havoc in Gotham City, but the moths were a little bit dumber than initially intended, so he let them live a life as a real human boy named Miller Koth.

[@Joel-Haver]

I’m so glad we finally get an explanation for why Batman always carries around opioids

[@andreasarndt4204]

Pls do a colab one day :)

[@noshutup6617]

Yeah

[@CorndogBrownie]

Well it’s mainly to help with emotional pain of trying to kick his addiction to the recovery drug. Sadly it seems to be a cycle batwayne continuously is going through

[@andreasarndt4204]

@@CorndogBrownie maybe batman is only Wayne's alter ego coming alive if he is high on opioids and he has to use the recovery drug to turn back into his former self Bruce Wayne ? 🤔

[@andrewmorris6425]

When's that sweet sweet crossover happening big man?

[@ngossett75]

A superhero stealing a random famous person's iconic facial hair would be a pretty sneaky disguise

[@byronholt2031]

It would also immediately put a different person in danger

[@ehodges11]

@@byronholt2031they’re a billionaire they can handle it

[@byronholt2031]

@@ehodges11 "random famous person" didn't automatically mean billionaire in my mind.

[@pumpkin_pants3828]

​@@byronholt2031 name one famous person that isnt rich

[@calowenby1654]

@pumpkin_pants3828 Anne Frank, of course! Okay, that’s not even close to what you meant, but technically she does meet the criteria.

[@mckenzie.latham91]

I like the idea that most of the criminal elements of Gotham are just poor and or addicted to opioids created by Wayne Enterprises

[@lucidnode]

That's why the Joker laughs so much. He got so addicted to opioids that he is constantly on laughing gas because it's cheaper. He's so dangerous because he's the most high functioning opioid addict in Gotham.

[@R41ph3a7b6]

Yeah.

[@R41ph3a7b6]

@@lucidnode yikes!

[@ValdVincent]

I mean it sorta is the case, batman created most his major villains. He knock Joker into that vat of chemicals, whom depending on the story was just a poor guy down on his luck. Two Face was burned by the Mob, so poor people he put away if you want to go that logic. Riddler got screwed over by his boss. Mr Freeze is doing all this because he cant afford healthcare for his Wife. (some versions it's his daughter) Penguin is a bastard that hates that nobles look down on him. (aged poorly)

[@elitusdelitus1509]

And the lack of wheelchair accessible stages

[@Dingy-doodles]

I love how they instantly make me love Donny and then they remove him from the plot

[@whyfi2749]

Gotham is a cruel mistress

[@Jim-Bagel]

Why would you love a criminal?

[@ArcYT]

Donny was a criminal.

[@TylerMarkRichardson]

​@@DedddeddddeDid you say the reason you like him is because he's not black Thats kinda racist

[@Thetruepianoman]

​@waterconsumer2.057 the world is asian

[@22burnsie]

The Joker is like the puzzler, who’s like the riddler, but with puzzles, and the joker is like the puzzler, but with Jokes

[@Wizards_with_Guns]

exactly

[@asagoldsmith3328]

Proto-Joko-Riddlio

[@KevinWarburton-tv2iy]

"The Joke's on you, Bat-Man, you Clown!"

[@KevinWarburton-tv2iy]

"I'm puzzled Bat-Man, is it Daddy Issues or Mummy Issue with you?" ...Oh, right, it's both ...with abandonment issues to boot. If we sit down and talk things out I'm sure we'll unravel the puzzle that is Bruce Wayne aka the Bat-Man".

[@garrettsmith4034]

No, it's the Jokester! He's like The Riddler!!!!!! ...But with puzzles!!!! U sTooOpID BeAR N bIrB!

[@lavasharkandboygirl9716]

You guys got one thing right, opioid addiction medication is incredibly hard to kick

[@justanothertrucker7856]

That's why you always carry around your anti opioid addiction medication

[@lavasharkandboygirl9716]

@@justanothertrucker7856 that’s just called opioids lmao

[@justanothertrucker7856]

@@lavasharkandboygirl9716 it's joke my friend

[@jetstreamexe]

@@justanothertrucker7856 I think you mean "anti opioid addiction medication addiction medication"

[@noshutup6617]

@@jetstreamexe yes but that also tends to be very addicting

[@Zman14888]

"Be careful. The addiction medication is actually pretty hard to kick." Conveniently, I heard that Wayne Enterprises is working on some Opioid Addiction Recovery Pill Addiction Recovery Pills. Those guys really are thinking of everything.

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@wify0241]

But unfortunately they have been found to cause a dependency

[@ShudowWolf]

@@wify0241 no, not the Opioid Addiction Recovery Pill Addiction Recovery Pills!

[@nemo4555]

"you stabbed my eyes with your ears" this writing is impeccable

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@caseyjarmes]

Joker but with puzzles is an actual Batman villain. Cluemaster

[@goawayihavecommentstomake1488]

You mean… the Cluester!

[@debrachambers1304]

No, he's with clues, not puzzles

[@R41ph3a7b6]

Actually? If so, that's awesome.

[@get6149]

The puzzler is a real batman villain.

[@galahad6300]

@@get6149 The Puzzler was originally a Superman villain actually. In Batman 66 there was salary disputes with Frank Gorshin who played The Riddler, so they rewrote the script for the episode in question and used The Puzzler instead.

[@tlrelement]

Love this sketch. Reminds me of Pete Holmes Batman sketches for college humor.

[@randomsimpson]

Hell yeah! "Badman" was awesome. "I'll use my ninja skills, THAT I LEARNED IN THE MOUNTAINS!"

[@Khorius]

Reminds is close, more like practically ripped wholesale.

[@gavinault9662]

@@Khoriusbe quite morman

[@Khorius]

@@gavinault9662 Can you repeat that in english?

[@corydelmore]

Yeah sounds just like him, it’s the most hilarious Batman voice

[@LordMerji]

There isn't a single video that you guys have made that I hasn't made me laugh. Top quality.

[@Derek-fd4rx]

I'm telling you guys, please keep doing what you are doing. We need more content like this on youtube. I'm getting exhausted of reaction channels and crappy gaming channels, ad filled political commentators, and I just wanna barf. This is actually funny without the obvious attempt to make everything funny. Love this shit, keep it up :)

[@grimsgraveyard3598]

Some gaming channels are good though.

[@garrettl8247]

he comments on a political topic in the video?

[@ArcYT]

This video is political commentary. Everything is political. Don't run from normality.

[@TheDweeb002]

@@ArcYT I come to KZbin to get away from normality. And to watch tutorials about small repairs I can do on my own

[@steelygreye9187]

@@ArcYT there's a difference between artistically commenting on political topics and some angry person talking into a camera, trying to push ultra-polarized views on people.

[@bodence4077]

I hope we get to see Batman and the puzzler sit down and tackle a 1000+ piece puzzle together

[@randomatorPHD]

"Do you want me to kill you?" * thief writhes in agony * "Because I would never do that!" Perfect summation of modern batman

[@bobbyologun1517]

batman has the conviction of a fanatic.

[@Dodsodalo]

"When a crippled Jewish girl needs her handicappable Bar mitzvah stopped, only the Knight can stop her. When Opioid companies need investment, the solution will come.... at Knight. When Stars need to Dance, they await.... The KNIGHT! Gotham has been saved again!" *Grappling hooks away*

[@therealCrazyJake]

Bat Mitzvah* Bar Mitzvah is what it’s called for boys.

[@Dodsodalo]

@@therealCrazyJake that's even better

[@jakobstisen6366]

I just sang, what you wrote. What epic, way to save the day and make me feel good.

[@SaltStorm007]

“You’ll probably need these opiod addiction recovery pills.”. “Be careful...the addiction medication is pretty hard to kick” 💯😂I am ☠️!! Need to get that ‘THANK$’ button ASAP so we can leave $ on comments! I am going to have to sign up for Patreon now because you guys deserve ALL THE MONEY 💯 💵

[@Wizards_with_Guns]

No way!! We super appreciate the support! You're the best SaltStorm!

[@SaltStorm007]

@@Wizards_with_Guns You guys deserve it! When I get back to the house that’s the first thing I’m doing💯It would also be COOL AF to see that ‘THANK$’ button too so that we could leave you guys some extra $ on the comments too! 💯💵👊👏

[@MrSurrealKarma]

Did you skip the opioid recovery pills?

[@Psilomuscimol]

My mom does....$

[@Psilomuscimol]

The money I mean

[@doctordestiny]

"You stabbed my eyes with your ears" is amazing

[@Deadpool3E]

Funny enough, the Jokester is a thing. He was the heroic Earth-3 counterpart of the Joker that fought that world's Owlman, the evil Batman of the Crime Syndicate.

[@PolenarTactical]

Hahaha, you should do more stereotype batman :D

[@RyansFine]

The fact that The Jokester and The Puzzler are real comic characters hurts my brain ngl

[@andrewsmith1204]

0:10 And I'll go to the Starlight Ball and what will I get? Heartache.

[@amayreka]

Reference from the movie Marty

[@ac3d657]

"Here, take these opioids... and these opioid addiction recovery pills" ~ The Dark Knight of Social Commentary

[@kenosabi]

Batman: dead from fentynal overdose

[@evanhoffman7995]

"That'll be $60,000"

[@dinglesworld]

@@evanhoffman7995”…without insurance…right?”

[@oliverholm3973]

Bruceman becoming increasingly winded as he talks is phenomenal

[@WildWildWeston]

Watching yall's production value skyrocket has been a treat. Love you boyz thanks for the laughs

[@apollofell3925]

You freakin nailed the Christian Bale open-mouth 😂

[@esrjhgbweouringrsg]

Bruce Wayne deflecting the bullets off his cape was pretty cool looking.

[@nicholaslewis8594]

3:25 We finally see his real plan, injure enough people to create a bunch of future addicts😂

[@5050TM]

That's so good😂

[@milbo06]

I absolutely love your videos guys. They always make me laugh

[@Wizards_with_Guns]

Thanks we ABSOLUTELY love your comments!

[@NM_Matt]

I come back and watch this every couple of weeks now. It never gets old!!! You guys are killing it.

[@Heavilymoderated]

The addiction medication was definitely harder to quit. Nice touch with the ears.

[@cranelord]

Just want until he has to face the "play-on-wordler".

[@Svevsky]

punler

[@shuckid8290]

Every new skit you guys make blows me away! You just keep getting better and better, keep it up!

[@LameOutlaw]

“How- why could you even say that?” This is awesome lmfao

[@therealpyroland]

What do you mean the star geotee isn't cool. It's clearly the superior form of facial hair.

[@defvent]

I promise you that I will be quoting this one a lot! " You stabbed my eyes with your ears" and " Here take some opioids" just to name a few.

[@phlarrdboi]

that was so dark well done i laught my ass off

[@KungFuIsland]

Always enjoyed the idea that Wayne Enterprises publicly makes trains, but also just somehow happens to have the facilities, equipment and resources set up to churn out infinite amounts of military-grade law-enforcement hardware. Almost seems like WE might've been contracting with Gotham's DoD or something.

[@camazotzz]

Bat man should take the robber to the Wayne Hospital, and deny him medical aid for not having the right insurance.

[@twokool4skool129]

Fantastic. The best part is after he gets his eyes gouged out, he's kind enough not to say anything while Batman realizes what's going on, for comedic effect.

[@OtterSwims]

these guys outfits and acting is honestly so good

[@R_H_P_S]

When he almost puked after stabbing his eyes I lost my shit.

[@solocao9339]

This is by far the best production in fx, love yall

[@MisterBones223]

One billionaire is stronger than 10,000 poor men Why? A billionaire can afford to hire 20,000 poor men

[@dawidkowalewicz5845]

the idea of batman headbutting someone and stabbing his eyes with his "ears" is actually amazing xD

[@rusteh1373]

I didn’t know Star-burns was a Wayne.

[@Me-wx1mt]

this is the cut segment from the ass-crack bandit episode

[@danglesmcbutternut4088]

Watching this again and I feel while this fits the WWG style, it was inspired by the Pete Homes/Collegehumor Badman skits. Which makes me like it even more.

[@nolanstone4723]

So excited when the notification says Wizards with Guns. Especially because i know there will be guns without wizards.

[@diegoxavier9107]

That's a legitimately well-done Batman entrance

[@islaythejabberwokky]

I've been watching too much Corridor Crew recently, because the first thing I noticed was the in-camera lighting you guys used for the muzzle flashes and how great that looked

[@ThatBenKraft]

The shot at exactly 0:50 looks movie-grade quality

[@straightupanarg6226]

How this channel doesn't have a million subs idk but keep it up!

[@Everfalling]

i felt out of breath of batmans behalf

[@catsquidcatoverlord9842]

I see batman is taking notes from Magius, killing anyone who might actually be a threat to him.

[@WizardswithGunsHighlights]

Wow! I think I’m gonna subscribe… SIKE, loose my number

[@seafreak2237]

“You stabbed my eyes with your ears!” 😂I’m done. I just can’t anymore😂

[@milbo06]

And, you happy with that new part of parents??? Batman: "What new parents? Ooohhh, the ones who died again, to give me a new reason for vengeance? Yeah, they're dead."

[@LandenParkes]

When he just barfs out the pills at 3:42 lol. I can't stop laughing.

[@namelessjoe27]

This is so Insano Style

[@Wizards_with_Guns]

agreed!

[@BlairCarlyle]

I absolutely love how out of breath he is the whole video.

[@DeathStarLuke]

man, this channel deserves so much more exposure

[@xaius4348]

If the opiods are too addictive, try replacing that addiction with an even more addictive one.

[@meoff7602]

Literally the marketing for heroin when it was first invented.

[@Psilomuscimol]

Try something slightly weaker and keep going to something weaker and then less of that. Then quit.

[@Psilomuscimol]

Definitely don't hang with a tweaker

[@chrisgenovese8188]

you guys are so consistently funny. youre like the batman of comedy.

[@WasEFr]

Wayne enterprises selling opioids and opioid recovery pills is too real😂😂

[@pudingeX0aciDrefluX]

Ah yes, the Bat Ear Blinderang.

[@MattXShaver]

The quality of these just gets better and better. This year I’m going to ask Santa if I can be in a WizardsWithGuns video

[@captainspicy5356]

you guys are actually the funniest

[@literally1751]

I watched the whole skit, and dang the cinemetography is kinda insane. Up until the dude recognizes batman, if you told me this was an actual batman movie, I would've believed you.

[@Patar15]

This is how I imagine Adam Sandler if he played Batman.

[@fromthemasses_tothemasses]

How refreshing to watch a KZbin channel that actually puts effort into their content.

[@bzenga5981]

i can't believe this is the origin story for Man

[@microusb42069]

Only slightly over 3k views and not even 1k likes on yet another hilarious sketch Said it once and I'll say it again You all are CRIMINALLY UNDERRATED

[@gorrium5027]

I love that the default for playing Batman is the Badman from the Pete Homes sketches.

[@ThatBenKraft]

This is so amazing holy hell, both hilarious at every step and so well made 💯

[@jkdwarrior3]

Ah an ode to Pete Holme's badman series. Same voice delivery and joke style. If you like this above sketch check out the originals.

[@joelou]

Those effects with the gunshots were next level

[@JungliSoIcy]

the production value on this one is through the fucking roof

[@WhatsUpWOLF]

They predicted Absolute Batman's knife ears!

[@KyleHarrisonRedacted]

“You look fine” /dry heaves

[@steeliewheelies]

My god I was dying of laughter right through to the end that was so fucking funny, fantastic delivery I couldn’t believe you didn’t break in the last scene

[@abendr0t42]

doing my monthy rewatch

[@RU81111]

This, this is what we need more of. I just wanted a good laugh with good vibes and I found that here. Thank yall boiz for that, I hope yall have a good one. Papa bless

[@bushcraftcowboy5174]

More realistic gun play than hollywood, also more sexy

[@imgayareyou]

There actually is a Batman villain named the Puzzler from the 60s TV show

[@chrisboelens2640]

Am on Methadone, can confirm the addiction medicine is hard to kick too lol definitely saved my life tho

[@luigismushrooms5701]

The jokester set up the puzzler super well

[@tepami]

This is the best one yet! All the characters made me laugh

[@4thalt]

How do you guys not have like 8 million subs already

[@diagonals792]

His sidekick is Starburns

[@donray8914]

"you look fine!!! *gags*" lmao

[@magepunk2376]

Revolver actually ran out of bullets after six shots. Points for accuracy.

[@isaiahrichards9319]

The production value of this is insane

[@kaidusdream2659]

The ear stabbing gag genuinely caught me off guard haha nice work you guys

[@JulioLenin88]

Love how they even posted the "Dancing with the Stars" advertisement in garbage bins.

[@dingydingus1217]

I thought the goatee was drawn on with sharpie until the close up

[@NonEuclideanTacoCannon]

In real life, Batman is just Elon Musk driving around in a matte black Cybertruck beating up homeless people.

[@OmegaHeroLegacy]

This is why Superman doesn't have a goatee.

[@pillguy4398]

Man, through all the humor, this really hits the nail on the head on some of the huge wealth earning drug companies. They do exactly this. And its correct, a lot of the medication to treat opioid addiction... is addicting.

[@IndyNDYT]

That was great, lmao Also yooooo, you guys are finally closing in on 100k, that's sick. Keep up the good stuff! :D

[@D_M_U]

Props for accurate revolver capacity.