an unhinged recap of Desperate Housewives

[@AbbyByrne]

🌈 tape color breakdown 🌈 Orange - violence/crimes (includes significant physical fights, property damage, attempted murder, etc) Red - murder Pink - romance, affairs, etc Purple - marriage Yellow - enemies Lime - platonic relationship (usually used to indicate a significant shift in a platonic relationship, discovery of new family, etc) Blue - work-related connection (hiring someone, colleagues) Light green - conspiracies/coverups... (shared information) Dark green - blackmail (informational power) Dark blue - framing for crime I also ran out of my green tapes by the late seasons, so the colors shift a little. Luckily, the rate at which information is exchanged changes by then, too. There's secrets that maaaany more people are in on, so when you look at it on the scale of a whole season, the distinction isn't as important as in the first half of the series. I had to work with what I had, and all in all I feel alright about it 😭🙏 hope this helps!!

[@nanospeed2550]

You should pin your comment, so it comes first.

[@AbbyByrne]

@@nanospeed2550 it should be pinned already (I hit pin when I posted it), but I repinned again just now in case :)

[@PlateOfColours]

Just wanted to say, 0:40 the shirt you're wearing is adorable af

[@juliajulia8173]

now THIS is the type and length of content i want to be presented with on my timeline

[@angelface333]

amen 😭💕

[@krose9489]

god bless the algorithm for blessing us with this

[@phannectionsextremetierexe]

liking and replying to this comment so the youtube bots watching my every move start to believe they can sell me things if they show me more 10+ hour story recaps and analysis video (tldr educational trauma makes people video essay fans)

[@youniqesparklez]

I have a very vivid memory of the tornado episode cause it gave me nightmares but virtually no other memories. The perfect viewing experience is this 13 hour recap

[@korva_puusti]

oof, the content is great but her narration is insufferable.

[@doomkittyyyy]

oh boy my unemployment has never been so convenient

[@AbbyByrne]

😭😭😭😭 cheers!!!

[@Alysana2604]

Lmao saaaame

[@yuelina.x]

same lmao

[@prettygirlbrainrot]

My warehouse employed ass, its the same for me. Listening during my 12 hour shift

[@emilybuenz6880]

@@doomkittyyyy these long video recaps are what get me through my 9 to 5 lol like a podcast

[@fugitive_]

Holy crap you combined all of them oh my god I can’t believe I watched 13 hours of desperate housewives recaps MULTIPLE TIMES 😭

[@KrazYxStoned]

Time to do it again 😂😂

[@vanessacool5355]

The crime rates of wisteria lane are out of control

[@CerealXperimentsLain]

And yet somehow its just a quiet little corner of suburbia 🤣🤣🤣

[@creolito9600]

Like it’s giving ghetto at this point

[@Tellehahsghsbbs]

Yet they need to protect the street from the halfway house 😂

[@Lina_unchained]

right?! like this must be the Suburban neighborhood with the worst property values in the entire country 😂

[@sapodetenis]

can we all thank jenny nicholson and mikes mic for pioneering this format... this is always so fun! ive never watched dw so im excited for this :D

[@AbbyByrne]

🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

[@noelledowney7168]

I must be so real - I have lived my whole life thinking Desperate Housewives was a reality show 🤣🤣 So the first five minutes of this were truly wild and it only got wilder from there - thank you for this masterpiece!

[@jennamarie1494]

SAMEEEE

[@mchjsosde]

Unfortunately there's no Real Housewives and Desperate Housewives cameo episode that I know of 😞

[@TedExTheGreat]

SAME!

[@sullyrane653]

So glad I wasn’t the only one lol 😅😂

[@annavbeveren]

Literally I was today years old when I realized Real Housewives ≠ Desperate Housewives…what a different video this would’ve been!!

[@symwinter]

It took me 47 minutes to realize this video is 13 hours and 22 minutes and not an hour and a half. Guess I’ll be strapping in for a long one.

[@AbbyByrne]

omg is that a Queequeg profile pic 🥺🥰

[@symwinter]

@@AbbyByrne it’s actually my mom’s dog which just so happens to be the same dog breed as Queequeg. I am a weenie and would 100% get scared watching an episode of the X-files and then not sleep.

[@AbbyByrne]

so cute 🥺🥺🥺 and that's so valid 😭♥️

[@alexs.5871]

Haha, same

[@abbytheaussie]

I’m commenting so KZbin knows this is the type of shit I want. Gimme 12+ hours of content on a tv show I have never wanted to watch and I’ll be sat all day long (literally) Thank u for doing the lords work with this

[@DoubleMcZombie]

THIRTEEN HOURS ABOUT A TV DRAMA FROM MY CHILDHOOD I BARELY REMEMBER THANK YOU KZbin ALGORITHM YOU FINALLY UNDERSTAND WHAT I WANT

[@xellex36]

‘This video is probably three hours’… 13 hours later 😂 absolutely LOVING this so far!!

[@HowdyOaks]

A Mike's Mic-esque breakdown of a show I've never watched before... This is just what I need to get me through an 8 hour workday, let's gooooo

[@victoriacornelis101]

I have never in my life watched desperate housewives, am I about to watch a 13 hours plus video about desperate housewives, absolutely

[@brendenegri8491]

Me too😂😂😂

[@nirvanaheights]

A 13 and a half hour recap of a show I've never watched? Count me in

[@governmentcheese3350]

Have I watched each individual season recap? Yes. Will I happily sit through 13 more hours of it? Absotutely.

[@mauriciovazquez2702]

making all your DH videos into one super video is a MAJOR slay

[@mattduffy1462]

13 hour DH recap might seem WILD but have y’all considered this is American history??

[@AbbyByrne]

it's what the people need 🫡🫡🫡

[@nicolelomeli9863]

"Did you kill your wife" "no" "well thats good enough for me" excuse me what???

[@AbbyByrne]

yeahhhh 😭 like Bree... Girl get uppppp

[@MaxieTheMenace]

My mom was working nights as a nurse during the run of this show and had me record every episode for her on vhs 🤣💜 I wouldn’t watch it until we could watch the recording together. It was our bonding show.

[@watchfleabag]

seeing this thumbnail made me finally start the show and after the pilot i am so beyond obsessed so i am pausing and returning but thank you for getting this ball rolling queen

[@AbbyByrne]

omg have a great time 🙏🙏

[@聞くな]

Have I ever watch this show? No. Was I ever interested in this show? Also no. But am I gonna watch a 13 hr video recap on it? F yeaaaaa

[@cu8065]

my exact position rn

[@annemarieprice4114]

I’m flabbergasted that KZbin allowed you to upload 13 plus hours of video hats off to you gorgeous. Will be setting this as background noise for the day 🙌🏻

[@nicolelomeli9863]

7:08:56 "and they were roommates" "oh my god they were roommates"

[@Cheeto.puffs.4.LIFEEE]

Thank you I’m watching this after 12 hours of a victorious recap explaining its downfall

[@AbbyByrne]

we love quinton reviews in this household 🫡🫡🫡

[@lousnahpi787]

Me thinking it was 3 hours long for some reason: "that doesn't seem right for the amount of thread we have here" Me checking again the video length: "DAMN"

[@benzu79]

omg 13+ hours of Susan flopping and Bree wining 😍 is this your DP magnum opus

[@lauramac90]

🤣

[@rainywednesdaymood]

As someone who loves long form commentary on topics I’ve never thought of or seen (oddly it’s my entire playlist) - would love to have timestamps in! Love you though and love the dedication and passion ❤️

[@AbbyByrne]

there are timestamps for each season in the description! 😁😁 There's 181 episodes so it didn't seem practical to do every episode ♥️ but maybe I'll add some more? Like, season 1A and 1B, etc? Anyways, I hope you enjoy !!!

[@rainywednesdaymood]

@@AbbyByrne bless you! Seasons is what I meant. Thanks!!

[@jalilbouhentals3526]

long-ass recaps n video essays are a huge part of what's keeping me sane/going rn, so i can't tell u how much i appreciate this lmao 🦕

[@AbbyByrne]

hang in there!!! take care 🩷🩷 I hope you enjoy the video-so glad I can be something to help 🩷

[@jalilbouhentals3526]

@@AbbyByrne thank u! i definitely am enjoying them! n i appreciate u replying! 🦋

[@Ilovetheodore1717]

You’re right, this is literally unhinged……I’ve subscribed.

[@SJTJ]

Even tho I’ve watched them all separately already, I’m here for the ride…

[@Phlegetron5000]

You are PHENOMENAL. I didn’t finish the show when it was on I cannot believe you delivered the story so fully and beautifully.

[@Kinsey666]

My roommate thinks I've lost the plot because for the past week he's been walking in on me watching the same 13-hour video while cooking/cleaning/etc 😂 absolutely love you for making this

[@jaeroruizmapaye3948]

This video couldnt have been released in a better time, i literally just finished the show just now :'). Such a phenomenal show

[@toodlesx_x]

Maybe all I needed was a 13hr breakdown of desperate housewives

[@xXMusicMixxiXx]

Literally finished binging your recap series like an hour ago, the TIMING!

[@felixthefish]

Man, you posted this at such a good time for me. I have to clean an entire floor of my home so I was looking for a long enough video to listen to. This is certainly long enough. Cheers man

[@Lulul1me]

I work 12 hour night shifts and videos like this are one of the only things that get me through. Thank you for making a compilation of all these videos!! I appreciate you and the work you put into this!

[@leeshabun]

I wasn’t subbed before and this was pushed to my home page. GIRL CONGRATS!!! So excited to see how much you grow! Definitely deserve it after this much quality work

[@emcatz]

Yesss so happy to have these as a supercut! This is the perfect thing to put on to listen to while I’m at the pottery studio covered in clay and can’t touch my phone to keep starting new videos 😂

[@Maseylu]

This show is a masterpiece and I am so happy it’s getting it’s flowers this long after it’s finale. This is the content I adore! Thank you for your service! ❤

[@totalknightmare]

You're going to have one view that actually lasted the whole 13 hours and its gonna be me

[@mariell4ever]

someone doing a whole recap of my fav show ever for 13 hours straight????? I AM SAT

[@patriece2215]

I literally just started Desperate housewives. I’m gonna binge watch and come back to this video when I’m done 😂

[@jasmineindoors]

13 hrs is a feat of engineering. Stronger than our troops

[@TangentialTif]

I know I watched the first couple of seasons of this show when it came out but I apparently forgot all of it except for bits and pieces of season 1. Thank you for preserving this all for future generations.

[@emcatz]

3:28:26 I always say “sucks to suck” and never hear anyone else use that phrase… but it’s true. I got it from my old boss, where most of our coworkers did indeed suck lol

[@brittaniwalters9423]

The addition of the tornado to the wall took me out

[@AbbyByrne]

I was COMMITTED! 🙂‍↕️

[@gaelonthetub]

THIS , THIS IS WHY I PAY MY INTERNET BILL

[@StephanieLouise]

I know I just found you & I'm like 9 hours in but I have to comment "omg I absolutely loved Pushing Daisies" & am so excited to see someone else show it love!

[@cyd4077]

everyone’s on their DH kicks lately lol I just started another rewatch. this is perfect!!!

[@ElyOrSomething]

Yes thank you this is what I've been looking for. It's actually all I've been looking for.

[@BrookeBuczek-bv5bb]

commenting bc I found ur channel from the brat / indie sleaze video. The amount of effort you put into this is crazy! I have never watched desperate housewives, and this made me want to. Girly you have talent! ⭐ commenting for u so the KZbin album promotes💝💘

[@AbbyByrne]

thank you soooo much omg 🩷

[@LeoGirl80]

Omg you heard my silent cries and put the whole series into one video! You are an icon for this for real 🖤🍏

[@EssenceEtienne]

I really hate to sound like a boomer but omg this was one of the greatest shows of all time and people today can’t act as well as they did

[@dcminosx6051]

Ugh I've been watching this all day I'm Obsessed, gonna eat up everything you upload from now on, thanks for the food queen! (Btw I ADOREE the wall!)

[@Coyoteari]

A 13 hour video about a show I’ll never watch from a channel I’ve never seen before? Yes pleaseeeeeeee

[@billybay7248]

Out here saving lives.❤ this is the content I live for. This show is so underrated.

[@strawberryqueen0382]

First having the four hour Desprate Housewives Incel video essay recommended AND this? Oh boy I have so much work audio content

[@Kaylie_Mon]

i've been WAITING for someone to do this show you are the best!!!!!!!!

[@LeoGirl80]

Did I just finish watching all 13 hours? Yes. Did I start it over? Also, yes.

[@DekuTarot]

I'm LIVING for this !! 13 hrs?? YES GIRL !! thanks for your hard work! I watched this entire series when it was running

[@amythelime]

All the women are so flawed, but their friendship is so strong. It really makes me cry at some points in this show. I want to do another rewatch now suuch a good show.

[@Newhandle16]

Every time I watch this show, which is 3 total viewings so far, I get to the end of the adult section and I’m so disappointed that adult Kayla never turned up.

[@Annoyingdenise]

I seen this video on suggested and wondered how much I wanna watch a 13hr video today and so I clicked on your channel to see parts 😅 just found the next KZbin series to watch for my crafting time

[@AbbyByrne]

yayyy glad you find i have two viewing options for it!!! enjoy your crafting! 🫶🫶

[@patienceparker6418]

I started part one yesterday and when I was about to start season 2 you posted this lol thank you for knowing exactly what I needed

[@eleftheriak.8889]

This popped up on my feed and changed my world.

[@bethanniehumphreys2871]

Babe I don't think you know how long I've been waiting! I LOVE YOUR CONTENT!!

[@sarazucchini]

Imagine a maintenance guy coming into your apartment with this on the wall

[@AbbyByrne]

that did happen once and he didn't even blink 😭😭😭 he's seen some crazy shit in his time ig

[@xubilubilubs]

I don't even like desperate housewives but you've been making me company during work for the last 8 hours

[@eddybabey]

jenny nicholson really changed the game and i am ready for 13 hours about a show i've never watched

[@merryharrypop]

the feral gutteral laughter i experienced just checking the timeline and seeing a small little cutesy wall of interconnected characters transitioning to straight up A's lair was a religious experience, 13 hours well spent thanks

[@woodie104]

I love long form videos, I. have just hit the jackpot with this one especially because I've never watched this show, so this is amazing

[@nbdjz1058]

hell yes distraction!!! (i swallowed a wasp yesterday and it stung me in the throat from the inside so i'm in pain lmao)

[@liseyboop]

see now i just wish i could accurately express how happy i am to have an algorithm that knows me so well but that we are in an age of youtube that would’ve saved my depressed undiagnosed adhd middle school self 🥹🤣❤️

[@InkaCee]

Have I ever watched Desperate Housewives? No. Do i know anything about this show? Absolutely not. Will I watch this in this weekend while i rearrenge my aparment? Absolutely yes. Thank gods this appeared on my recommended. I was starting to run out of long form content to binge

[@maggiec98]

perfect day to start this video, exactly 20 years after the pilot aired

[@rooplespooples]

I was just hoping someone would do this, and your video popped up on my TL. Thank-you!!!!! Well done for this INCREDIBLE effort 👏🏻

[@Nari-7022]

this mightttt be the longest video breakdown ever made

[@alexisc3658]

Seeing this on my home page is the best thing that’s ever happened to me. Thank you 🙏

[@alexiamarcott6654]

I tried watching desperate housewives and couldn’t sit through it but THIS had me sat the whole 13 hours

[@avatarkhang3498]

Lynette- The overstressed mom Gabi- The pretentious mom Susan- The inexperienced mom Bree- The delusional mom

[@mge2x5]

omg bless your heart for putting them all together! and thank you for all the hard work this might be bit tmi (or a fun info for you haha) but after my initial first watch I've actually been using your housewives videos to help me sleep (I need familiar voices to sleep so I usually will listen to audiobooks or deep dives that I already know.. so the supercut will actually be so helpful 😭)

[@AbbyByrne]

this is so sweet, I'm so glad you enjoy!!! I'm the same way, I love putting on long videos to sleep to 🙏🙏 it just hits different

[@marywieland795]

Holy shit I’ve been dying to find something like this

[@soaphi7069]

omg 7 hours in and I just realized you're a small channel. the work u put into this is insane!!

[@AbbyByrne]

💓💓💓💓💓

[@HaroldSmith-DOLA]

"I always like to point to the characters just in case you forgot who they were" Thank you, I would unironically be lost without this.

[@kharolyneholler2518]

Great video cleaned my depression room after months had to ask for help on the last stretch cause my back started to act up but it is done this was AWESOME and I still have five hours of video that I plan on using with my crochet projects 😅

[@Syd448]

One of my favorite shows ever, this is 100% my new comfort video on yt now! Almost have watched this whole thing all the way through

[@kharolyneholler2518]

Been living in my depression room for months now...this video gave me un UPPPP and boost I am halfway through on both the video and the cleaning of my room 😅😅

[@AbbyByrne]

Ohhhh I'm so proud of you!!!! I know firsthand how difficult that is-I'm SO honored to have helped in some small way 🥹♥️♥️

[@liviyung]

19:53 "This video is probably 3 hours..." 😃

[@coffeeandcults]

Great video/videos 💜

[@raquelly420]

i found this video season 1 ep like 10 and was determined to finish the series so i could watch this. just finished so i'm clocking in yall

[@fisa5964]

4 months ago this vid was recommended to me and my first thought was no way a recap needs to be 13 hours long, video was the motivation i needed to start and now.. 4 months later i understand and can check this video off my watch later list. thank you so much for this journey that you put me through im a changed person bc of you and i still havnt watched the video yet

[@AbbyByrne]

omg I hope it has all been worth it 😭😭🙏

[@Vinja-uy7nf]

I stopped watching DH after half of season 6, but I always wondered how it ended and thanks to this masterpiece I don't have to do a rewatch! Also I have always hated Susan, she's so boring and entitled

[@viannedemirel]

I don’t even know desperate housewives, and yet here I am loving this 😂

[@phannectionsextremetierexe]

There's something so sweet about these ten+ hour retrospectives, as we get to watch the speaker grow as a writer and performer in "real time." I'm not only excited to hear what's next in the story being told, but to see how the teller becomes more and more comfortable with the camera

[@AbbyByrne]

omg thank you 🥰🥺 yeah I was soooooo nervous the first few videos!!! I'm gonna be nervous again for the start of my x files series bc it's a totally different format, but I'm excited to continue to grow as I explore new stuff 🥺🥰♥️♥️

[@phannectionsextremetierexe]

@@AbbyByrne YO THERES GONNA BE XFILES CONTENT 📣📣‼️

[@korva_puusti]

please tell me her narrating skills improve by the end

[@phannectionsextremetierexe]

@@korva_puusti they do, but you could have scrolled to the end for a second. you didn’t need to leave two comments bringing this creator down

[@susierahr151]

This is me & my mums favourite show I’ve seen it a million times but I will still sit through this appropriately long recap, thankyou! Also if you haven’t seen the behind the scenes writers room video I highly recommend it & seeking the magic of this show happen!

[@bumblekeegs]

this video is finding me on labor day when im off work, thank you for keeping me entertained about a show i know absolutely nothing about.

[@jhiyahaleonce7470]

I have never ever watched this show, and I never will, so i thank you, random person, for introducing me to the Lynette at the bar scene. I probably would have never seen it in my life, which would be a true pity because IT WAS PERFECT.

[@jhiyahaleonce7470]

Also this video is amazing

[@mynamejeff8455]

I realize this is a compilation of videos you made at separate times but you go girl, this is crazy

[@alexwatts6612]

A little thing I love about this is seeing the evolution in your presenting confidence and style as these videos go on. A slay from start to finish, but it does feel like you really find your rhythm more every season and we love to see an icon come to life 🍎 ❤

[@AbbyByrne]

Thank you omg 🥺🥺