And So You Code - The Developers' Anthem (a take on Stromae Alors on Danse)

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I just can't get this great tune (of "Alors on Danse") out of my head, plus being so very bored one night resulted in this video.
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For those who are not familiar yet with the original hit song - This is of the talented Belgian artist: Stromae. The original hit song is called "Alors on Danse" - The greatest hit song of summer 2010.
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Already declared as developers and coders anthem: • And So You Code - The ...

[@exfanus]

Dude, do you even code? :-)))

[@RedFriendGuy]

Ilia Georgiev no

[@skittleslaura]

you have a great voice. I love the inflection of your voice

[@mo7sen]

its a french a tune i love it but now i love this song more its my anthem

[@MontEV]

#include using namespace std; int main() { cout

[@r2d2ro]

GOOD ONE! I think also, everyone know what means: code will take a look :D to compare the code with their knowledges :)) lol

[@GlossonFederer]

Hahahaha MY NEW RING TONE!! C:

[@slworking2]

@markusb2 it's still an awesome piece of work... regardless

[@die4race]

Guys !! can someone explain me what is UniPaas ??

[@Joriksun]

@bualiseena this is name of video in binary

[@BurekOne]

And so my brain explode. System.out.println("Bye World");

[@eriklogarcia1637]

:O I saw the END OMG... no more "hello world"

[@oferspiegel]

Finally we made it to 1 Million Views :-)

[@marcussmithwick6326]

Do a professional redo :D

[@ToxicSpider]

because it's a masterpiece

[@gadget00]

its a CLASSIC!

[@jay-rathod-01]

ofcourse

[@ThatGuyAnonymous]

🤣 The french accent makes it a billion times better

[@9jatenment]

"You should add this line "You try to find the fucking bug, that the editor cannot debug "

[@extusmutanda5389]

"...but then you won't find out the bug, you put your laptop in your bag"

[@TheVerbalAxiom]

And so we code.. and fucking LOVE it.

[@wirtuozsnu]

-How do the JAVA developers optimize their programs? -They rewrite it in any other language.

[@zirfly5861]

wirtuozsnu Fuck Java

[@pascalprincess]

Write it in mono/c# Cross platform and less ram weight. due to its bytecode being linear instead of bi-linear. C++ Lose the cross platform but your code scarps the middle man for the bytecode. no massive stacks and tramlines. Ruby. Slower. but still a better option

[@grammarnazi2776]

There is ABSOLUTELLY nothing wrong with Java. If yoy actually multi thread and follow a strict design pattern, it will be optimized and the code will look great.

[@ziadhany5271]

Fax

[@k.vasanthalakshmi719]

An old wise man once said " If you don't find a way to code and earn money while you sleep you will have to code all day till death"😂😂😂 This is true for programmers😂😂 According to that same old wise man if you are born in this world and cannot find a way to earn money while you are sleeping you are not fit to live in this world and you are eligible to die soon.😝 So try to earn money while you sleep without even moving your body otherwise that old wise man will troll you brutally 😁

[@znb5873]

This song is an inspiration!! Been working on an issue for one week, but once I played this in loop, I managed to solve it!! Thanks!! (☆▽☆)

[@blablabla1044]

This song should be a part of the continous integration process.

[@bumblebee7547]

@@blablabla1044 Let's goooo!!!!!!!

[@ryancs3077]

[@stupidaccountlinking]

'Open the connection dbConnection.Open() Comments like that make my brain melt.

[@Darkshadow000BF]

The most infuriating thing when coding is knowing that it's always your fault, whatever goes wrong. And when something does go wrong, it's usually something really small crippling the whole project. Nice song, I'll play this when I code. May try uniPaaS when I get mad, but for now I'm still enjoying myself xD

[@brocksprogramming]

My favorite code song!

[@TheGroanOfWind]

LOL This is absolutely awesome! I love it how it's done in the same pattern as the original xD It even sounds french.

[@joebhomenye]

['And', 'so', 'you', 'code'].each{ print "$it " }

[@argrox4336]

and so I still code after 10 years

[@DeepWorksStudios]

Like me :)

[@Sfrapc]

And so they code....

[@quiet-wolf]

while true: print ("repeat song") print ("you are the boss") if user_input== "repeat": break elif: print("YOU ARE ....")

[@linuxguy1199]

+Paul Komarek get it right mate while True: print "repeat song" print "you are the boss" if user_input== "repeat": break else: print "YOU ARE..."

[@quiet-wolf]

+Jeremiah Lowe and you would be wrong

[@linuxguy1199]

Paul Komarek how?

[@danielivanov439]

Python is for scrubs

[@danielivanov439]

You forgot the parentheses man. Print operations are functions in python 3 ;)

[@Ramin2340]

approx. 720 more lines left for me... and so I code, i code.. and so I code. I hate you JS, Python, PHP, SQL. Why so much debugging??!!!!!!

[@nightbeezer]

No more cubicles after covid

[@GodfatherRobert]

Hell yeah I remember this somg dropping I was 15 working a paint store playimg slavehack all day and night!!

[@catsconspiracytheory5156]

for (int i = 0; i

[@austinpython]

Some people at my school dont understand why I carry my wireless keyboard with me everyday I even have a entire notebook with programming notes and ideas You can say I am a little obsessed with programming

[@DmitryKoshkin]

Guys, we aint like that, oh well...I meant myself, though accent made me feel I was watching Luc Besson which isnt generally bad

[@thegamingruler1996]

in C/C++ you have to return one in order for the compiler to know that your code didn't have any issue

[@sovitghimire]

System.out.println("this is awesome");

[@kkvideo99]

Control.writeline("five years later this is still awesome")

[@GreatNakos]

#include using namespace std; main() { cout

[@RojoSostenido]

#!/bin/bash yes And so you code

[@pv5370]

main() { printf("and so you code"); }

[@pv5370]

echo and so you code

[@pv5370]

PRINT "and so you code"

[@pv5370]

and so you code

[@sylwolveryn]

2023 still listening to this masterpiece.

[@thelastdragonite]

23 ppl are those "released" bosses :P (or never seen a real code)

[@jaybartgis5148]

public class JavaNation{ public static void main(String args[]){

[@SamuelTravnicek]

global _start section .mainprog _start: mov rax, 1 mov rdi, 1 mov rsi, txt mov rdx, 13 syscall mov rax, 60 xor rdi, rdi syscall section .data txt: db "And so you code.", 0Ah

[@theenigma1109]

Assembly the thing that gave me nightmares back in college 😂😂, now it's C# and Python 😂😂

[@ibrahimhakem907]

Covid 19 time , still we code 😁

[@tadekTdK]

This video must have created some boss to encourage programmers to keep coding. If every programmer became a boss after 6 years, we would have twice as many bosses as programmers!

[@lioncoregames]

Love this song. how very true. It has since become our inspirational ritual song that gets played quite regularly.

[@no1w8s4me]

I want to listen to this in my car everyday when I go to work :P

[@robertvandobutarbutar6964]

i love it.

[@dankhan2387]

#include #include using namespace std; int main(){ vector song; vector::iterator it; song.push_back("And "); song.push_back("So "); song.push_back("You "); song.push_back("Code! "); for (it = song.begin(); it != song.end(); it++ ){ cout

[@pinochska]

- (void) changePeoplesStupidty:(NSString *)newIdeas;

[@AndrewAvantgardian]

cool ! Back to coding now...

[@mariaalmeida2396]

#include Int main { While (1) printf("and so they code") ; return 0;}

[@andersblake7645]

Public Class Form1 Public Shared ProcessHandle As IntPtr = 0 Public Shared hWnd As IntPtr = 0 Public Shared ProcessID As UInt32 = 0 Public Shared MapleStory As Process Private Sub Form1_Load(ByVal sender As System.Object, ByVal e As System.EventArgs) Handles MyBase.Load Timer1.Interval = 1000 Timer1.Start() End Sub Private Sub Timer1_Tick(ByVal sender As System.Object, ByVal e As System.EventArgs) Handles Timer1.Tick

[@carlossless]

@ShadowDreadblade When I said "Both of them are ass-slow" I meant that PHP and JAVA (not C/C++) we're slow, of course it does depend on how you code, but scripting languages like PHP have their limits, and their limits are way bigger than C++ or even more - assembly. You're right about it being inefficient for devs to code in such low level langs as assembly, but sometimes even web apps require maximum performance. Overall, I was trying to say that you can use any lang just like php for webdev.

[@die4race]

@MagicSoftware Thanks for your response , i did some research about it , and i downloaded the free IDE , and i'am trying to build some simple apps with it , But i still need some help and I couldn't find any tutorials in the web :/ . I'am a J2EE engeneer , i work usually with EJBs and JSF and stuff like :) and as you may know , java is a pain in the ass... :D . So if you got any kind of tutorials please lead me to it :)

@cordisvictor Exactly. Great song, but they are selling some stupid story about no need for codding. In best case scenario, it may help you reduce codding for 20%. And what else? Answhat we do if their module has bug? No way to fix it :) This is known story... from days when programming started... there will always be a need for great code generator... that probably won't be created...

[@cordisvictor]

@oferspiegel 1. Any true IDE is available on multi-platforms ( e.g. NetBeans, Eclipse... except MS VS which is only windows :)) ) 2. uniPaaS isn't an IDE made by people which also develop frameworks ( NetBeans is made by Sun, Eclipse eclipse.org, and Visual Studio by MS) 3. It is easier to write 2-3 lines of code than to fill dozens of fields in a wizard which writes you the 2-3 lines. 4. Can uniPaaS IDE have wizards for all possible code combinations you want to write ?

[@cordisvictor]

#!/usr/bin/env bash echo "Great video, sounds much better than \"Alors on Danse\"!" echo "HandWritenCode -ge ToolGeneratedCode in terms of flexibility" # this is trivial as all tool-generated code is based on templates and patterns # which do not always best suite your needs echo "Is it hard for you to know 20 keywords and use then in an IDE that has\ auto-complete, doc, spell-check and does half the work?(Y/N)" $answer read -e answer if [ $answer = "Y" ];then echo "Quit your day job!" fi

[@danielmeltzer3956]

if(Programminglanguage=="c#"||Programminglanguage=="Java"||Programminglanguage=="javascript") { MessageBox.Show(Programminglanfuage+" is a good Programming language!); } else { MessageBox.Show(Programminglanfuage+" is a bad or difficult Programming language which you can replace to C# or JAVA and to program faster!);

[@ahmaddawam5366]

It still surprise me, just how lots of people have no idea about Kinoteron Beat Turbo (search on google), despite the fact that lots of people can conveniently compose their favorite production song because of this beat making software. Thanks to my buddy who told me about Kinoteron Beat Turbo, I can produce my own beats easily.

[@SumWunGye]

@crkohbre No? "codding is only for fun and not serious business" is very different from what I agreed with. That^ says coding is only for recreation, "Coding is fun when it is required for fun purposes" says that coding is only fun when it's for recreation. In other words, it's not fun for business, but still vastly useful. Very different sentences, there.

[@ZaStarcrafter]

@Diom1982 It depends what you code. If you code your own code that's cool. If you code your own ideas with your own code that's awesome. But when you code someone else's brainfarts using someone else's api , and on someone else's code........ see how much pleasure that brings.

[@austinpython]

Cool! I am a coding addict our school was foolish to give us school labtops I installed Netbeans and Java 7 when me and my friends saw a vulnerability in there firewall. Well Netbeans is on a flashstick but a little edit in a loophole I can code at school!

[@TasteForDisaster]

I think many people who choose to do it love coding itself. But in order to make money with it, most programmers go and get hired by companies that treat them like shit and only care about deadlines. I guess it could turn into a tiring cycle.

[@Ekrocker47]

Well, maybe you should. But for the people like me, who love what they do for a reason, that's not at all how we think. You should probably start rethinking your life before you spread such nonsense about what writing code is all about.

[@EmptyJarDoto]

program am_i_free; uses crt; var i=integer; boss_went_home=boolean; BEGIN i:=8 repeat i:=i+1 if i>17 then boss_went_home:=true; if boss_went_home then do writeln('Boss went home, you are free now!') else writeln('Still waiting'); until boss_went_home; END.

[@fredrikb125]

Thnx for the info, but if you try and view this clip in Germany, you will get an error saying something like "it is not possible to view this clip due to rights/license(or something similar)", I am in sweden now, and cant see the error message.

[@benjamin_markus]

too bad its just a commercial for some shit... i mean i have no problems with commercials, but obviously this is not a video a guy just made for fun, its a commercial, a company paid for this, so why the lie about "a boring nigth"?

@SumWunGye This is not assuming. I do not assume anything. It is just impossible that person really knowing something about programming talk like that. Also, i said click out Photoshop, meaning please build me photoshop without coding.

@oferspiegel My friend "Coding is fun when it is required for fun purposes". I won't coment that. Can you create crosplatform application (win/linux/mac) in unipaas? Answer is NO Can you use it on anything else except on WIndows? Answer is NO.

[@voliteon]

I am a programmer for a living and I I genuinely love coding. Not many people can say they love their job, but I really do. I love the stimulation and challenge of coding.

[@bumblebee7547]

Let's fucken gooooo

[@Pixelynx]

Yes. Real life. Where the job you do may very well be the job you're doing for the next 30+ years, so you better be damn sure you enjoy it to some extent or you're going to have one depressing work career. :/

[@SumWunGye]

@crkohbre What product? What are you even talking about? Where in any of this did I promote any product? I just said I can program something for fun and be happy, and now you've wandered off into something completely different.

[@shankhan10]

coding was tense for me in the begning when i made program but dont kwno how i did this but affter understanding this unconscious behaviour of making logic and finding solution at trun time it's just fun for me

[@wild1928]

comparing programming languages is so stupid... they are similiar to each other. u can do the same thing with many of them. its just a choise which programming language u wanna write with...

[@SumWunGye]

@crkohbre Wow, you sure can assume a lot about a person by the words they say. And you know what they say about assuming... And I never even knew Photoshop could be considered programming...? Geez

[@harisbbbbaaa]

@thomaspruzina I know that lol. Im just pissed of with those people trying to be funny by typing some "funny" code. I work as a web developer on elance and I smoke Drina lights :) need more info ? :P

[@arthannemtv]

it`s easy to code with a stupid boss .... just insert this in the css stylesheet : .Boss { display:block; text-indent:-9999px;background:#fff; color:#fff; } or just .Boss { display:none !important ; }

[@carlossless]

@ShadowDreadblade Both of them are ass-slow. You can code web applications with any language that generates an executable. Thus assembly is the fastest choice even for web applications :)

[@sandun001]

because why people have sex when they shamed about it. They need it but they feeling shame about it. Hard life is what they need. Because be yourself is the only answer.

[@PingByter]

if(!PlayerInfo[playerid][nerd]) return SendClientMessage(playerid, COLOR_RED, You aren't a nerd!"); SendClientMessage(playerid, COLOR_BLUE, "You are a nerd!"); return 1;

[@SumWunGye]

@crkohbre To call such a broad generalization always true sounds like an assumption to me. If it's not that, then call it a blatant lie. Either are applicable here.

[@SevasMikeUA]

This is my anthem from now!

[@Newredy]

1:11 Flash action script 3 detected )))

[@dodofren]

And captain Obvious strikes yet again. Still the singing sounds like it's done by a burned out programmer no matter what accent you wish to affix to it :)

[@SamehAmin80]

@Leinsterbaby off course he hasn't, but i'm talking about the technical manager, most of them thinks that we're still working with C Language!! :D

[@TheMrSomecheesyname]

by auto compile i mean it does not require any manual commands from a terminal or any other method raw input...just a button(if your sane).

[@satarassh]

public class IAmDoingCode{ public static void main(String[] args){ System.out.println("This song is pretty much genius!"); } }

[@SHODAN_0]

Almost. Batch would be more like :while1 echo And so you code sleep 5 goto :while1 But I've not been touching dos for like 6 years, I might very well be wrong :P

[@newen85]

@zmolix in our country we say somethin like there is two type of people those how know to what is 10 and those how truly knows what is 10

[@darkseth18]

#define BOSS (LONG_LONG_MAX) static long long CodeTime = 0; while (CodeTime < BOSS) { andSoYouCode(); CodeTime++; sleep(1000); };

[@darkseth18]

#define BOSS (LONG_LONG_MAX) static long long CodeTime = 0; while (CodeTime < BOSS) { andSoYouCode(); CodeTime++; sleep(1000); }

[@Pixelynx]

Learning to code is not such a simple task. Why anyone would go through all that effort when they don't like it, is what's stupid.

[@Emarketingguru]

#include iostream.h /*this command will send my boss to hell*/ GENERIC_WRITE "boss in hell" printf ("your boss is now in hell";)

[@Megalomaniakaal]

@samehpower if (!boss(happy)) { trash(my_code) && send(boss) hell(lvl9) } else { continue_working(my_code) } or w/e :D

[@dummy260]

far better then the original. French accent so cute. 65 developers, planted in dark cubicles... oh yes I remember this part..

[@Bercik87]

Good clip. Any chance for music artist+title or download. Is it free track/something under CC licence or regular paid music.

[@ShadowwwLFS]

12 people spend their days debugging scripts D:

[@AwesomeShaco]

I have no idea which programmin language is this :D But I understand what your algorithm does and I don't think you should return 1. Your program can just end after the else statement. (params =? You never used tha variable in your program :D)

[@JacksonBenete]

means true 0 = false 1 = true best if you return true instead 1, but any value != of zero is true, zero is always false

[@SumWunGye]

@crkohbre I think you might be reading it wrong. He's saying that code is fun, unless it's for business. More or less...

[@bacchusstyle]

Wtf is wrong in my code? if(dwBytesRead < dwBytesToRead) lpBuffer[dwBytesRead] = 0; else lpBuffer[dwBytesToRead - 1] = 0; String ^systemstring = gcnew String(lpBuffer); MessageBox::Show(systemstring);

[@kovacsgyorgy5043]

You know I like running, but I am not Forest Gump, I don't want to run everyday, all day because it becomes a chore.

[@itsmeafreak]

String lyrics = "and so you code"; for(int i=0; i