10 Hottest Watches Right Now

[@liftacar]

Upvote if the *smug grin* should be the new logo for the channel!

[@sweetcorn1968]

I'm struggling to decide if I watch your videos for the watches or the fact I seem to like wiping tea splatter off the wall, again, for the umpteenth time this video.

[@ThatDaveLafferty]

Another great episode! The sarcasm level is magnificent 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@TheLute70]

Billiant video Andrew. I love your sarcastic humor. Enjoyable and entertaining.

[@gordtulk]

Terrific writing well-read. As always. Thx

[@rpow6861]

"The last one comes right at the end" hahaha love this guy, funny af. Dude has defo missed his calling, he 100% be a wrighter of comedy. Dudes got a gift.

[@richardpeters4086]

* writer

[@stupidocanerosa]

Which he is indeed. A writer.

[@adamuemitozdemir7123]

The French loosing things comment has me dead

[@ph8077]

Hurrah for the internet spelling of "losing"

[@rictusmetallicus]

With double o for double losers!

[@adamuemitozdemir7123]

@@ph8077 well that sucks.

[@erikig]

🇫🇷😢

[@acamposjr06]

Your poor grammar has me “losing” it.

[@bullnose01]

"since the French armed forces have a lot of experience losing things." Ouch

[@MSAINT-bn4vj]

Yeah, yeah, French bashing is an anglo-saxon jealousy sport since the middle ages... People are so ignorant of history. Still funny though as the French Navy never lost a watch since Tudor time.

[@Hinata-vr-is-me]

France has a military? How many people are needed to wave a white flag?

[@wibble5676]

@@MSAINT-bn4vj ha, but they did lose a prop on the maiden voyage of their nuclear powered aircraft carrier.

[@chiguy750]

The French have only contributed two things to Western Civilization…red wine and bl@w jobs.

[@kehlew0160]

Quite brilliant, wasn't it?!😂

[@Puffdamgcdragon]

"The last one comes at the very end" 😆😆 Epic!

[@weRchecking]

Alpine comments so timely and topical ! Love your wit and humor and also enjoy learning so much. Thanks

[@occularpatdown]

Dude your writing is awesome, I don't think you need to fall back on - KZbinr reacts thumbnails

[@jeffsmith268]

Such a cool list. Thanks Andrew. You’re the best.

[@anthonyhopkin]

upvoted - for best smug grin ever seen. Greetings to you and yours, Andrew

[@njones420]

"The ideal speed for holding up traffic" line was lovely, and much appreciated...as was the watch.

[@peterallen4331]

You have outdone yourself with this one, from the "Last one comes right at the very end" Duh!. to ending with a "Smug grin". I gave up trying to remember all the JABS, PUNS, JIBES, QUIPS & INUENDOS. Well done indeed. 😂

[@markdickerson3486]

Andrew, the bank robbery analogy was a stretch but at the end it worked. Another enjoyable, informative, and hilarious video. You are the best!

[@JamesIdentity]

"The brutalist finish goes from right to left instead of left to right" 😂 Classic

[@eurovnik]

Pro level cycle racing + operating or viewing a chronograph = a career changing moment à la "look no hands" Chris Froome

[@rictusmetallicus]

They shall buy the watch. Not use it.

[@mtnvalley9298]

that pink thing deserves an asphalt rash

[@irawolf]

Wow, the burns started right away with McDonald’s apple pie, which instantly revived my childhood trauma. This was one helluva but informative flamethrower episode that taxed my uncaffeinated, Saturday morning brain. I think this is one of your best, Andrew!!!

[@jools180]

I watch most of the watch reviewers and you are by far the funniest watch reviewer I watch.

[@JDinHNL]

Completely agree with the last one... won't spoil it for others. But had the same view the day of release!

[@jjlad5037]

"20" the ideal speed for holding up traffic!!! Classic!!!!

[@saapproved]

Alpine so well roasted

[@ferdinandgustav]

Needed this video, thanks Andrew, entertaining and drooling 🤤 for a new timepiece.

[@Christophe-k8s]

Hello and thanks for this vid. As a french, I just loved the way you talked about french army, about Alpine F1 team and about ... UK train network. 😂 But it was nothing regarding what you said about the Tolerano & Chan next watch ... The Velux! That was cruel! 😂

[@Griffin1994]

Andrew’s unleashed sarcastic writing knows no bounds. I’m a fan

[@RealWatchBrother]

Once again, an excellent top 10. Loved the majority of those, but my highlight was you, Mr Wordsmith Morgan. Your quips were as sharp as Mr Sharps Sharpie Pen. You had me giggling from the get go. I hope you don’t lose your dryness, it’s what makes you stand apart from the rest. Keep doing what you do best 😂

[@chihoivanchin5157]

Laughed out loud when Andrew was introducing the alpine H.Moser watch, he totally burned them to crisps 😂

[@ChrisMetz-c1e]

Picked up a MaMaCoo 's watch as my first watch last month and I’m absolutely in love with it. Perfect size, looks elegant, very comfortable. Now my only problem is holding off from buying more watches so quickly!

[@CESONER]

Love these episodes. As a fan, who uses these videos for reference, can you please put chapters? And name them after the watches in the chapter. Incredibly useful for us earthlings. Thank you, Andrew. Carry-on mate.

[@eseir64]

Thank you for the video. Would not know any of these existed no would have cared to buy them. I enjoyed watching the excellent production and your sense of humor

[@RichardGroulx]

Since I already spent all my money on a very nice BWT water filter setup for my espresso machine, I probably won't have enough money left for that H. Moser watch. Oh well... lol!

[@ajmarion]

😂 are you happy with the results of the water filter? I should really get something too, we have really hard water and I keep procrastinating on descaling lol

[@RichardGroulx]

@@ajmarion Very happy with the results. I especially like how they reminalize the water to proper levels after filtration. Make sure to get the right filter for your water hardness. They have charts in their manuals or, get help from a competent sales rep. ;)

[@JamesPetroff]

I always wanted one of those colorful TAG Heuers in the 90s!!! I have a Formula 1 now, and it is a great quartz. But hmmmm. ...

[@henningk4484]

It's amazing how you find these watches. Unfortunately the kollokium is already sold out by now.

[@EvaderGuy]

So when does your stand-up tour begin way over here in the colonies? Nice job, as always.

[@specteractual1]

I want that pink Tudor but no way in hell am I going to pay the prices that they're wanting for them just because of it being pink

[@mrmagoo.3678]

Nice innit!?.. but yeah..no way.

[@martinjirusek6997]

"See you all in the salt mines." I´m dying :-))) Thanks for another treat of a video, Andrew!

[@FirestormAA]

Great video Andrew..... ❤

[@CherylKilborn-oh3wx]

As a cyclist I laughed as your barbs were pretty spot on!

[@Eric_Nielsen]

If sarcasm was coffee, this video was espresso.

[@leehazlewoodism]

Glad you saved the last for last - I appreciate that detail

[@adamfenyves3972]

First of all, once seen, you cannot unsee a pig's nose on the pink Tudor chrono, that's just a big no(se) for me. Second, would love to hear your opinion on the Zenith Defy Extreme Diver. Cheers and thanks for the fresh perspective!

[@jeffwaters5633]

The Toledano and Chan B/1 looks like the Tesla Cyber Truck.

[@higgledypiggledycubledy8899]

That B1 is one of the most beautiful watches I've ever seen. It's amazing 😍

[@michaelnissen3556]

I think The Amida was designed so that a racing driver did not have to take his hand from the wheel to see the time. Great video, thanks!!

[@greenerick]

Tudor, with its new movements, offers great value when compared to Omega. Tudor also boasts an impressive power reserve. Thank you for your excellent video.

[@thomashelm6931]

I respect your evaluations. Snowflake hands, regardless of being iconic, elevates it to Tissot. Otherwise, I like their more recent watches

[@evilleleo4290]

Damn you are so funny! The last one come right at the very end LOL

[@csirippp]

What did you drink before making this video? Keep it up! It was hilarious. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jkozol]

Great video. You are hysterical

[@M4GEO]

How does this channel not have millions of subscribers yet?

[@johnnyarsenault9124]

Recently tried the ORIS titanium with an in house caliber 400! What a watch! So light it feels like it was made out of aerospace plastic. Incredible 👌❤️ The power reserve is insane, with a 10 years warranty! 👍❤️ Beats a whole bunch of watches in the market!

[@wapettay]

Waiting on my Pelagos FXD Cycling edition with my local AD! Who knows when it will arrive!

[@DarrenEgan]

Tried one on last week, took me by surprise, very nice on

[@is1dre]

F-ing hilarious! keep it up bro

[@ianparonrmt9278]

bro your writing is top notch, i had to listen back a couple of times because i was too busy laughing to catch every joke, well done

[@johnwahlin]

Thanks Andrew! Now I want to hear your two cents on the new oddly shaped Audemars Piguet!

[@garethdyos8018]

Excellent narration! 😂

[@slewisau]

"which will ensure we aren't all daring and bold at the same time" classic.

[@pureretro88]

The French comment while I was nibbling on my French toast. I chuckled and lost a chunk of that out of my mouth.

[@jeremym4466]

Worth watching just for the “smug grin”.

[@cseivard]

Brilliant copy! Thanks!

[@pamusso1466]

SPDs? Rapha? Someone is actually into cycling here.

[@vodizzzle]

SPD is for mountain bikes though 🧐

[@rahulwbijlani]

Indeed, SPDLs please, we aren’t muddy heathens on this channel.

[@HighLifeWorkout]

lol @ the "Gyro Dial Meca" story lol

[@SummitHill79]

Your sarcasm is inspiring!

[@frederickontour1478]

3:44 best joke i've heard this month hands down! 😂😂

[@tomlind3887]

I found this video daring…and bold!

[@tivobelievo]

That smug grin For The Win! 😄

[@grossevernor]

Most relevant reviews I've heard in a while

[@SusloNick]

yeah Ive noticed Alpine drivers wearing Moser Streamliners - didnt even know the companies were partnering

[@user-qh7mv8np2s]

That pink Tudor should be the default color for highlighting important words in books.

[@dudsonmanlord4043]

Hi Andrew, can you please make a video about the Credor Locomotive? Credor being one of your favorite brands, I assume you'd have a lot to say. And maybe also about the AP Brutalist remaster02? P.S. I love your word wizardry skills.

[@theshadowman1398]

That Tolenado and Omeda got my attention. Love the designs

[@grahambowes756]

Brilliant 🙌

[@JolynDehne]

When it comes to fine imitation watches, amzwatch delivers. I've bought from them several times, and I've never been let down.

[@leemarshall3649]

The best watch content on the Tube by a country mile

[@AeonR33]

LV has the gyro-hour movement for awhile already

[@FollowingDopamine]

just ordered my pink panda/pig/panther watch. haven't decided what i'll call it lol. So excited cause I think its pretty as all get out.

[@ShahLusso]

2:03 Finally justice for the McDonalds Apple Pie

[@canadianwatchmonkey3992]

Nice choices for sure

[@MattSeesGray]

Hey Andrew, the reason they call American Football “Football” is because there used to be a lot more kicking involved when football was first played. There was no forward passing allowed in the game. So the game involved a kick on almost every set of downs. The game was a lot more about field position, so kickers were one of the most important players on their team. Between punts and field goals, there was a kick almost every 4 plays. I have no excuse for why they call it a ball though 🤣

[@ctbadger]

Is this Amerisplaining?

[@speedracer2please]

The term "soccer" also came from England, I don't know why they get so upset about it lol

[@loochan325]

Avoid the footovoid.

[@TCL_Dasler]

I'm usually an American Sports defender, but it's so dumb of the yanks to even hint at football. Especially now that they're gonna remove the surprise of the onside kick, and get rid of the kick off, and the PAT doesn't exist unless it's going for 2. They need to admit their naming error and grow up.

[@wibble5676]

we don't care.

[@TCL_Dasler]

Best writing yet. The Wife Ordering Food line, genius. As for the mere aside, hot watches, I'd say take a look at that Asymmetrical Patek Philippe, which seems to have been based on the Hamilton Ventura/ Dune cash grab. However, instead of using cheap 'bioceramic" 3D-printed tat as inspiration, PP decided to use spare Fox's Glacier Mints, seeing as everyone just eats Haribos now.

[@bowerbirdstyle7661]

Love the pink Tudor.

[@AshleyAlgire]

When people are saying #amzwatch is a better option for buying a watch,I very much agree!

[@joshuaprull4446]

I came for the watches, stayed for the epic roasts. 10/10

[@Mel-95]

"Makes you feel like a plumber from Tron." Genius. Be brave.

[@MadariDaniels]

I have never been disappointed since I became a customer of amzwatch. Their watches are of exceptional quality.

[@SuperSaniyat]

The Tudor Pelagio cyclist watch looks good, the Kollokium watch looks excellent, and I would definitely want to wear the Xhevdet Rexhepi...4000 dollars for a watch with no second hand, no thanks...excellent episode full of fun and sarcasm...we expect nothing less...!

[@kaczynski2333]

"The last one comes at the very end" *spits coffee*

[@edteach3r]

Tent peg = miserable childhood… I can totally relate. 😂

[@birdytiger]

I would buy the pink tag. This isn't my pink. If you could go all in on the Bret Hart colors though, I'd appreciate it

[@IgorKvadranti]

Dear Andrew so where can I purchase the Tudor Black Bay Chrono Pink. It seems nowhere, so why the review.

[@fayeh4412]

"Accidentally stuck a red socking with a batch of white dials."...... that's pretty clever AM.

[@keithparnell6481]

Can you can count the number of subtle burns and insults in this edition - sarcasm lifted to the next level. For those of you that don’t really get it - try slowing the video down to half speed (quarter speed in the US please) and best keep the Oxford English dictionary nearby so you can look up those challenging words you can’t find in Google like horology.

[@Silentgirl3232]

Ok, I am sold. I will HODL my AMS28K for the long haul.

[@lordcharfield]

The pink Tudor will go well with Beckham’s sarong, his walkers crisps and Nespresso coffee - It will also match Jordan’s pink Range Rover 😁

[@aaroncarmichael8263]

The last one comes at the very end 😂😂

[@SamirMajhi-zb1jo]

Papexnova on base made a nice jump 🐸

[@JohnCannonBand]

The last one comes right at the very end. Wow, that’s the definition of last. lol

[@iptych]

Andrew Morgan is the Clive James of watches.

[@limaynoob6774]

Let's goooo PAPEXNOVA !!!! 🐸🔥🚀

[@BillyJeans1993]

It does look like the Rapha shade of Pink so I could see the Giro De Italia as the inspiration for this