Upvote if the *smug grin* should be the new logo for the channel!
@sweetcorn19684 ай бұрын
I'm struggling to decide if I watch your videos for the watches or the fact I seem to like wiping tea splatter off the wall, again, for the umpteenth time this video.
@ThatDaveLafferty4 ай бұрын
Another great episode! The sarcasm level is magnificent 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
@TheLute704 ай бұрын
Billiant video Andrew. I love your sarcastic humor. Enjoyable and entertaining.
@gordtulk4 ай бұрын
Terrific writing well-read. As always. Thx
@rpow68614 ай бұрын
"The last one comes right at the end" hahaha love this guy, funny af. Dude has defo missed his calling, he 100% be a wrighter of comedy. Dudes got a gift.
@richardpeters40864 ай бұрын
* writer
@stupidocanerosa4 ай бұрын
Which he is indeed. A writer.
@adamuemitozdemir71234 ай бұрын
The French loosing things comment has me dead
@ph80774 ай бұрын
Hurrah for the internet spelling of "losing"
@rictusmetallicus4 ай бұрын
With double o for double losers!
@adamuemitozdemir71234 ай бұрын
@@ph8077 well that sucks.
@erikig4 ай бұрын
🇫🇷😢
@acamposjr064 ай бұрын
Your poor grammar has me “losing” it.
@bullnose014 ай бұрын
"since the French armed forces have a lot of experience losing things." Ouch
@MSAINT-bn4vj4 ай бұрын
Yeah, yeah, French bashing is an anglo-saxon jealousy sport since the middle ages... People are so ignorant of history. Still funny though as the French Navy never lost a watch since Tudor time.
@Hinata-vr-is-me4 ай бұрын
France has a military? How many people are needed to wave a white flag?
@wibble56764 ай бұрын
@@MSAINT-bn4vj ha, but they did lose a prop on the maiden voyage of their nuclear powered aircraft carrier.
@chiguy7504 ай бұрын
The French have only contributed two things to Western Civilization…red wine and bl@w jobs.
@kehlew01604 ай бұрын
Quite brilliant, wasn't it?!😂
@Puffdamgcdragon4 ай бұрын
"The last one comes at the very end" 😆😆 Epic!
@weRchecking4 ай бұрын
Alpine comments so timely and topical ! Love your wit and humor and also enjoy learning so much. Thanks
@occularpatdown4 ай бұрын
Dude your writing is awesome, I don't think you need to fall back on - KZbinr reacts thumbnails
@jeffsmith2684 ай бұрын
Such a cool list. Thanks Andrew. You’re the best.
@anthonyhopkin4 ай бұрын
upvoted - for best smug grin ever seen. Greetings to you and yours, Andrew
@njones4204 ай бұрын
"The ideal speed for holding up traffic" line was lovely, and much appreciated...as was the watch.
@peterallen43314 ай бұрын
You have outdone yourself with this one, from the "Last one comes right at the very end" Duh!. to ending with a "Smug grin". I gave up trying to remember all the JABS, PUNS, JIBES, QUIPS & INUENDOS. Well done indeed. 😂
@markdickerson34864 ай бұрын
Andrew, the bank robbery analogy was a stretch but at the end it worked. Another enjoyable, informative, and hilarious video. You are the best!
@JamesIdentity4 ай бұрын
"The brutalist finish goes from right to left instead of left to right" 😂 Classic
@eurovnik4 ай бұрын
Pro level cycle racing + operating or viewing a chronograph = a career changing moment à la "look no hands" Chris Froome
@rictusmetallicus4 ай бұрын
They shall buy the watch. Not use it.
@mtnvalley92984 ай бұрын
that pink thing deserves an asphalt rash
@irawolf4 ай бұрын
Wow, the burns started right away with McDonald’s apple pie, which instantly revived my childhood trauma. This was one helluva but informative flamethrower episode that taxed my uncaffeinated, Saturday morning brain. I think this is one of your best, Andrew!!!
@jools1804 ай бұрын
I watch most of the watch reviewers and you are by far the funniest watch reviewer I watch.
@JDinHNL4 ай бұрын
Completely agree with the last one... won't spoil it for others. But had the same view the day of release!
@jjlad50374 ай бұрын
"20" the ideal speed for holding up traffic!!! Classic!!!!
@saapproved4 ай бұрын
Alpine so well roasted
@ferdinandgustav4 ай бұрын
Needed this video, thanks Andrew, entertaining and drooling 🤤 for a new timepiece.
@Christophe-k8s4 ай бұрын
Hello and thanks for this vid. As a french, I just loved the way you talked about french army, about Alpine F1 team and about ... UK train network. 😂 But it was nothing regarding what you said about the Tolerano & Chan next watch ... The Velux! That was cruel! 😂
@Griffin19944 ай бұрын
Andrew’s unleashed sarcastic writing knows no bounds. I’m a fan
@RealWatchBrother4 ай бұрын
Once again, an excellent top 10. Loved the majority of those, but my highlight was you, Mr Wordsmith Morgan. Your quips were as sharp as Mr Sharps Sharpie Pen. You had me giggling from the get go. I hope you don’t lose your dryness, it’s what makes you stand apart from the rest. Keep doing what you do best 😂
@chihoivanchin51574 ай бұрын
Laughed out loud when Andrew was introducing the alpine H.Moser watch, he totally burned them to crisps 😂
@ChrisMetz-c1e3 ай бұрын
Picked up a MaMaCoo 's watch as my first watch last month and I’m absolutely in love with it. Perfect size, looks elegant, very comfortable. Now my only problem is holding off from buying more watches so quickly!
@CESONER4 ай бұрын
Love these episodes. As a fan, who uses these videos for reference, can you please put chapters? And name them after the watches in the chapter. Incredibly useful for us earthlings. Thank you, Andrew. Carry-on mate.
@eseir644 ай бұрын
Thank you for the video. Would not know any of these existed no would have cared to buy them. I enjoyed watching the excellent production and your sense of humor
@RichardGroulx4 ай бұрын
Since I already spent all my money on a very nice BWT water filter setup for my espresso machine, I probably won't have enough money left for that H. Moser watch. Oh well... lol!
@ajmarion4 ай бұрын
😂 are you happy with the results of the water filter? I should really get something too, we have really hard water and I keep procrastinating on descaling lol
@RichardGroulx4 ай бұрын
@@ajmarion Very happy with the results. I especially like how they reminalize the water to proper levels after filtration. Make sure to get the right filter for your water hardness. They have charts in their manuals or, get help from a competent sales rep. ;)
@JamesPetroff4 ай бұрын
I always wanted one of those colorful TAG Heuers in the 90s!!! I have a Formula 1 now, and it is a great quartz. But hmmmm. ...
@henningk44844 ай бұрын
It's amazing how you find these watches. Unfortunately the kollokium is already sold out by now.
@EvaderGuy4 ай бұрын
So when does your stand-up tour begin way over here in the colonies? Nice job, as always.
@specteractual14 ай бұрын
I want that pink Tudor but no way in hell am I going to pay the prices that they're wanting for them just because of it being pink
@mrmagoo.36784 ай бұрын
Nice innit!?.. but yeah..no way.
@martinjirusek69974 ай бұрын
"See you all in the salt mines." I´m dying :-))) Thanks for another treat of a video, Andrew!
@FirestormAA4 ай бұрын
Great video Andrew..... ❤
@CherylKilborn-oh3wx4 ай бұрын
As a cyclist I laughed as your barbs were pretty spot on!
@Eric_Nielsen4 ай бұрын
If sarcasm was coffee, this video was espresso.
@leehazlewoodism4 ай бұрын
Glad you saved the last for last - I appreciate that detail
@adamfenyves39724 ай бұрын
First of all, once seen, you cannot unsee a pig's nose on the pink Tudor chrono, that's just a big no(se) for me. Second, would love to hear your opinion on the Zenith Defy Extreme Diver. Cheers and thanks for the fresh perspective!
@jeffwaters56334 ай бұрын
The Toledano and Chan B/1 looks like the Tesla Cyber Truck.
@higgledypiggledycubledy88994 ай бұрын
That B1 is one of the most beautiful watches I've ever seen. It's amazing 😍
@michaelnissen35564 ай бұрын
I think The Amida was designed so that a racing driver did not have to take his hand from the wheel to see the time. Great video, thanks!!
@greenerick4 ай бұрын
Tudor, with its new movements, offers great value when compared to Omega. Tudor also boasts an impressive power reserve. Thank you for your excellent video.
@thomashelm69312 ай бұрын
I respect your evaluations. Snowflake hands, regardless of being iconic, elevates it to Tissot. Otherwise, I like their more recent watches
@evilleleo42904 ай бұрын
Damn you are so funny! The last one come right at the very end LOL
@csirippp4 ай бұрын
What did you drink before making this video? Keep it up! It was hilarious. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@jkozol4 ай бұрын
Great video. You are hysterical
@M4GEO4 ай бұрын
How does this channel not have millions of subscribers yet?
@johnnyarsenault91244 ай бұрын
Recently tried the ORIS titanium with an in house caliber 400! What a watch! So light it feels like it was made out of aerospace plastic. Incredible 👌❤️ The power reserve is insane, with a 10 years warranty! 👍❤️ Beats a whole bunch of watches in the market!
@wapettay4 ай бұрын
Waiting on my Pelagos FXD Cycling edition with my local AD! Who knows when it will arrive!
@DarrenEgan4 ай бұрын
Tried one on last week, took me by surprise, very nice on
@is1dre4 ай бұрын
F-ing hilarious! keep it up bro
@ianparonrmt92784 ай бұрын
bro your writing is top notch, i had to listen back a couple of times because i was too busy laughing to catch every joke, well done
@johnwahlin4 ай бұрын
Thanks Andrew! Now I want to hear your two cents on the new oddly shaped Audemars Piguet!
@garethdyos80184 ай бұрын
Excellent narration! 😂
@slewisau4 ай бұрын
"which will ensure we aren't all daring and bold at the same time" classic.
@pureretro884 ай бұрын
The French comment while I was nibbling on my French toast. I chuckled and lost a chunk of that out of my mouth.
@jeremym44664 ай бұрын
Worth watching just for the “smug grin”.
@cseivard4 ай бұрын
Brilliant copy! Thanks!
@pamusso14664 ай бұрын
SPDs? Rapha? Someone is actually into cycling here.
@vodizzzle4 ай бұрын
SPD is for mountain bikes though 🧐
@rahulwbijlani4 ай бұрын
Indeed, SPDLs please, we aren’t muddy heathens on this channel.
@HighLifeWorkout4 ай бұрын
lol @ the "Gyro Dial Meca" story lol
@SummitHill7914 күн бұрын
Your sarcasm is inspiring!
@frederickontour14784 ай бұрын
3:44 best joke i've heard this month hands down! 😂😂
@tomlind38874 ай бұрын
I found this video daring…and bold!
@tivobelievo4 ай бұрын
That smug grin For The Win! 😄
@grossevernor3 ай бұрын
Most relevant reviews I've heard in a while
@SusloNick4 ай бұрын
yeah Ive noticed Alpine drivers wearing Moser Streamliners - didnt even know the companies were partnering
@user-qh7mv8np2s4 ай бұрын
That pink Tudor should be the default color for highlighting important words in books.
@dudsonmanlord40434 ай бұрын
Hi Andrew, can you please make a video about the Credor Locomotive? Credor being one of your favorite brands, I assume you'd have a lot to say. And maybe also about the AP Brutalist remaster02? P.S. I love your word wizardry skills.
@theshadowman13984 ай бұрын
That Tolenado and Omeda got my attention. Love the designs
@grahambowes7564 ай бұрын
Brilliant 🙌
@JolynDehne2 ай бұрын
When it comes to fine imitation watches, amzwatch delivers. I've bought from them several times, and I've never been let down.
@leemarshall36494 ай бұрын
The best watch content on the Tube by a country mile
@AeonR334 ай бұрын
LV has the gyro-hour movement for awhile already
@FollowingDopamine2 ай бұрын
just ordered my pink panda/pig/panther watch. haven't decided what i'll call it lol. So excited cause I think its pretty as all get out.
@ShahLusso4 ай бұрын
2:03 Finally justice for the McDonalds Apple Pie
@canadianwatchmonkey39924 ай бұрын
Nice choices for sure
@MattSeesGray4 ай бұрын
Hey Andrew, the reason they call American Football “Football” is because there used to be a lot more kicking involved when football was first played. There was no forward passing allowed in the game. So the game involved a kick on almost every set of downs. The game was a lot more about field position, so kickers were one of the most important players on their team. Between punts and field goals, there was a kick almost every 4 plays. I have no excuse for why they call it a ball though 🤣
@ctbadger4 ай бұрын
Is this Amerisplaining?
@speedracer2please4 ай бұрын
The term "soccer" also came from England, I don't know why they get so upset about it lol
@loochan3254 ай бұрын
Avoid the footovoid.
@TCL_Dasler4 ай бұрын
I'm usually an American Sports defender, but it's so dumb of the yanks to even hint at football. Especially now that they're gonna remove the surprise of the onside kick, and get rid of the kick off, and the PAT doesn't exist unless it's going for 2. They need to admit their naming error and grow up.
@wibble56764 ай бұрын
we don't care.
@TCL_Dasler4 ай бұрын
Best writing yet. The Wife Ordering Food line, genius. As for the mere aside, hot watches, I'd say take a look at that Asymmetrical Patek Philippe, which seems to have been based on the Hamilton Ventura/ Dune cash grab. However, instead of using cheap 'bioceramic" 3D-printed tat as inspiration, PP decided to use spare Fox's Glacier Mints, seeing as everyone just eats Haribos now.
@bowerbirdstyle76614 ай бұрын
Love the pink Tudor.
@AshleyAlgire3 ай бұрын
When people are saying #amzwatch is a better option for buying a watch,I very much agree!
@joshuaprull44464 ай бұрын
I came for the watches, stayed for the epic roasts. 10/10
@Mel-954 ай бұрын
"Makes you feel like a plumber from Tron." Genius. Be brave.
@MadariDaniels3 ай бұрын
I have never been disappointed since I became a customer of amzwatch. Their watches are of exceptional quality.
@SuperSaniyat4 ай бұрын
The Tudor Pelagio cyclist watch looks good, the Kollokium watch looks excellent, and I would definitely want to wear the Xhevdet Rexhepi...4000 dollars for a watch with no second hand, no thanks...excellent episode full of fun and sarcasm...we expect nothing less...!
@kaczynski23334 ай бұрын
"The last one comes at the very end" *spits coffee*
@edteach3r4 ай бұрын
Tent peg = miserable childhood… I can totally relate. 😂
@birdytiger4 ай бұрын
I would buy the pink tag. This isn't my pink. If you could go all in on the Bret Hart colors though, I'd appreciate it
@IgorKvadranti4 ай бұрын
Dear Andrew so where can I purchase the Tudor Black Bay Chrono Pink. It seems nowhere, so why the review.
@fayeh44123 ай бұрын
"Accidentally stuck a red socking with a batch of white dials."...... that's pretty clever AM.
@keithparnell64814 ай бұрын
Can you can count the number of subtle burns and insults in this edition - sarcasm lifted to the next level. For those of you that don’t really get it - try slowing the video down to half speed (quarter speed in the US please) and best keep the Oxford English dictionary nearby so you can look up those challenging words you can’t find in Google like horology.
@Silentgirl32324 ай бұрын
Ok, I am sold. I will HODL my AMS28K for the long haul.
@lordcharfield4 ай бұрын
The pink Tudor will go well with Beckham’s sarong, his walkers crisps and Nespresso coffee - It will also match Jordan’s pink Range Rover 😁
@aaroncarmichael826319 күн бұрын
The last one comes at the very end 😂😂
@SamirMajhi-zb1jo4 ай бұрын
Papexnova on base made a nice jump 🐸
@JohnCannonBand4 ай бұрын
The last one comes right at the very end. Wow, that’s the definition of last. lol
@iptych3 ай бұрын
Andrew Morgan is the Clive James of watches.
@limaynoob67744 ай бұрын
Let's goooo PAPEXNOVA !!!! 🐸🔥🚀
@BillyJeans19934 ай бұрын
It does look like the Rapha shade of Pink so I could see the Giro De Italia as the inspiration for this