George Carlin - People are Boring

[@mattwilcks5156]

The “I like people” line had a 40 year set up.

[@alexandradobrowolska2848]

HOW AWESOME IS THAT RIGHT?

[@SHALAt22]

I can only wish.

[@danielbrown1100]

Good ol' George will never be topped or replicated. 👍

[@JavierArveloCruzSantana]

So true! The delivery was, simply, brilliant.

[@Mazaroth]

Now that's a long time to sit on a joke.

[@miguelcabrera9801]

Holy shit, imagine having this guy as your grandpa.

[@theunbeliever7394]

welcome to my stepfather

[@nightangel7239]

The teen angst is leaking really, really hard in this comment thread. Even for a George Carlin video, where the comments are, already, filled with teen angst. And I get to have a hand in it, and even fan the flames.

[@budjiman1]

I think it may have been a compliment. not certain but that's how I read it. lol

[@thecowboy9698]

"Did I tell my about neighbor with the burns on 90% of her body? Well she burned the other 10% now. She was lighting a fart, and her bush caught fire." Lol!

[@jonhamm6068]

omg i would always need to look for my ass when i laff my ass off laffing out fuckin loud.... R.I.P. ....mr. carlin....u brought many tears in the eyes laffin our asses off every time you spoke...and soooo fuckin right he is on EVERYTHING he says hands down... the fuckin best of the best ....:-( his time was toooo early to depart from us but we still have the best memories that wont die or fade away

[@erikparker3051]

It's ironic that the examples of boring conversations he gives are much more interesting than most people's average dialogue

[@KrzysztofGrabinski]

And I got one annoying neighbour in the dormitory that has completely the same pattern of talking on the phone... Gosh, so annoying!

[@sarahmasia6947]

Hehe yes... pretty hilarious. Maybe I'm just easily entertained.

[@johnpennell8972]

my grandmother lives in frogballs arkanasas

[@forman208]

How about this humidity?

[@wronggg]

How's the weather today over there? Is it cold outside?

[@Call_Me_Troy]

Can you imagine if he was alive today? He would have enough material for 10,000 shows.

[@TheCoppoy]

Can u name a few topics for example?

[@Call_Me_Troy]

@TheCoppoy ~ Woke insanity.

[@TheCoppoy]

@@Call_Me_Troy I bet he wouldn't last 10,000 shows nowadays

[@roninjolin7687]

If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten. -George Carlin

[@jacobmorales1283]

🤣

[@Emma-ob5oj]

Haha

[@TBlock1347]

Lol

[@FarrEdits]

Hahaha Good one.

[@ic8766]

I didn’t know that he said that because this is what i do at work..

[@emilegoulard265]

Just a reminder that their trip to Norway is 5 years from now

[@cuauhtemocmorisco3493]

Right😂😂😂

[@sawarebel]

"It was either 11 or 5"

[@VS-ny1zi]

wow, exactly 5 summers from now, what are the odds

[@MrWalker1000]

what does this mean

[@peterclark4685]

To the mountains, the beaches, the lakes or Aunt Brunhilde's liposuction bakeoff?

[@quintonmchale7997]

George died shortly after this great performance. He looked physically weak but still had all his .marbles & funnier than ever .

[@V8_screw_electric_cars]

Boring people have killed him

[@shantie66]

How old was he?

[@Regi869]

@@shantie66 look it up

[@ricocortez3825]

@@shantie66 71 years old

[@yanks2811]

pandapanda🐼💕 70 or 71 he died in 2008

[@christianmino4073]

I wish this man could've lived forever

[@ericortega1745]

No. We have to die sometime.

[@christianmino4073]

@@ericortega1745 okay grumpy loser troll go back under your bridge where all things including warm sentiments and happiness die.

[@TreeFrogOnATree]

He woulda been pissed I bet

[@SolvingOurKreation956]

Don’t worry.. HE’S SMILING DOWN AT US now..

[@soulmachine56]

Blow it out your ass.

[@pgo301]

The best anti-depressant ever invented.

[@miguelvidal2335]

A dinosaur turd?

[@PrawilnaMordka]

He is depressing 😂

[@athlonz2007]

The bush that caught on fire 😂🤣🤣

[@steverogers7601]

This is what Joe Rogan wishes his standup was like

[@curbyour____9506]

Until you realize you did this

[@savannahkrupa4424]

This guy is truly a genius. He actually argued against common societal ideas that needed to be discussed. Such a shame he isn’t around for the bullshit today

[@hazelmott8063]

If that’s what you think this is, you’ve severely missed the mark.

[@elnardowebster2842]

The bullshit is the same dude. That's the greatness of philosophers. They apply to any era.

[@asahmosskmf4639]

He has been around for it. Live long enough. People 2,000 years ago would have complained about their kids reading and writing too much and being anti social. In the 50's it was kids and too much t.v. , in the 70's teens were hogging the corded phone for hours. As soon as car phones and game boys came out, the elders today ( sorry 40 not elder. ) lined up and complain about kids raising ; while slathering on merchromium and smoking, drinking, giving the kid a beer, etc... it's always the same. It never stops.

[@anthonylesley982]

Dude he was left learning

[@Fakan]

Same shit, different day.

[@cthulhu888]

*...17 years later...* TIME TO GO TO NORWAY!! 😄✈️🇳🇴

[@dontdoit6986]

🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@ani_boi]

Came to comment this 😂

[@bigbadbillb]

This is the reason why I hate phone conversations. I always feel like I'm being held hostage and can't get off. Thank God for texting.

[@kungfuman82]

“Uh-huh... uh-huh... yeah, I... uh-huh... right, we’ll I bet-... yeah... uh-huh...”

[@ddsjgvk]

I hate texting because you don't know the person tone. And emoji are stupid

[@ddsjgvk]

@@kungfuman82 just say hey sorry gotta go. Take a class on how to talk to people

[@anda6963]

@@ddsjgvk yes, but it buys u time. N. U can take all the time in the world just to say... Hi

[@chrism6952]

Long text conversations are even worse. Texts are great for those short bits of information you want to get across. But Id rather spend 10 minutes on the phone than 4 hours texting

[@dahpizzaboy6149]

When I take life to seriously I always come back to Carlin

[@MrPurpleEYE]

Miss you George

[@davebenny9523]

same

[@MsPearl2001]

Me too!

[@jacobmorss4756]

BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS!

[@thecowboy9698]

Jacob Morss - "I just took a three-and-a-half hour shit."

[@jonhamm6068]

what did you name your baby?? wow on the shitter are you sure u wasnt in labor for 3 1/2 hours?? or you just call it taking a shit???

[@Liz-cmc313]

I so agree! I use to be a people person but people ruined that for me.

[@ChrisPoindexter98]

Seriously tho!!!!!! Whats wrong with these people...

[@ZacharyGrubbs]

Devin Townsend tho

[@willsommervil6141]

We in the same boat 😂

[@radicalabsurdism669]

Like we're any better. Useless KZbin elitism

[@RedRam_Menhtrol]

Same here man

[@ConnorMiller417]

It’s 2025 and they’re on their trip to Norway! It’s never too early to make plans! Lol! RIP George ❤

[@AutomaticDuck300]

I hate having a job because all that people at work talk about is what they are going to buy next or how great their last job was or their kids and I just think that there is more to life.

[@shaysssup]

That's why I don't work!

[@AutomaticDuck300]

Sadly, people only care about themselves. You are seeing that in action, when they talk to when they are depressed.

[@KaraokeNig]

There is.. For example, bleeding from your asshole There is more to live

[@Paseosinperro]

RealEyesOpen I wish I could take that option... My dream: buy a small house, have some savings and stop working

[@Paseosinperro]

I hear you. Me the same.

[@InfiniteUmbra]

His feelings about phone conversations is exactly how I've always felt lol

[@derekstaroba]

Look up prank calls stillwell

[@charlesthurston8367]

friendships are maintained by visiting...rarely

[@wronggg]

I like this.

[@Bidness100]

True 💯

[@nellyfarnsworth7381]

George is so patient and understanding.

[@debbiehenri7170]

Gotten so bored during phone calls, I start daydreaming, and when the call finally ends I've forgotten when, where and who I'm supposed to meet.

[@SamsarasArt]

Man George was brilliant all the way to the end. And considering we're still watching and discussing him 11 years later, I'd say his legacy certainly lives on.

[@alanjohnson7535]

3:12

[@adams3560]

15 years now. Still great.

[@vincentdiverniero4679]

This guy was the greatest there will never be another like him rest in peace George you kept me laughing from 1960's the early 60s all the way up to 2008

[@suzsnnesanders4742]

How I wish he was here!

[@southlondon86]

Sir you are very old.

[@schrisdellopoulos9244]

Was it the 60s or the early sixties? Vinny, you accomplished being as boring as the character in Carlin's routine here. Congrats.

[@catherinejames2734]

So great that I can still watch this guy now even though he’s long gone. He helps me get through life with how he evaluates the world and the strange people in it. You have to laugh to survive the crazy world we live in.

[@TerryUniGeezerPeterson]

"He's either 11 or 5". Haha, I about fell off my chair when he laughed at 2:08 ! 2 shotgun ha's, then just a slight pause, followed in quick succession by 4 more.

[@funkk]

It captures perfectly the laugh of an imbecile. One of my fav moments as well!

[@Cntr-Cmd-Delete]

3:17

[@fanuelmulumba9976]

Hahaaa

[@Esotereclectic]

That empty-headed laugh that many people do these days....oh good God, it's just as annoying as that noise people make when they are "offended" by something and they make a sound like they're hacking up phlegm.

[@FredtheDorfDorfman1985]

I know, I've talked to people like that before. They say something to ya that you think is boring and stupid as hell, but they think is funny as hell. "What ever happened to Y2K huh? Everybody was so afraid something would happen and nothing did. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. HAHAHAHAHAHAH,,,,, HAHAHA." While I couldn't help but look at them like they were f**kin crazy, and needed to be in a mental care facility!

[@texasBMXer]

Those are actually pretty interesting stories to be coming from "boring" people. Going to Norway, neighbor with 90% of their body burned, dinosaur poop still warm in a cave. I am intrigued.

[@persiazad]

thats exactly what I was thinking

[@joydot7620]

think what he's saying is they manage to make things boring

[@flatplant]

Nah. You're probably just boring.

[@aramwatters]

@@joydot7620 nailed it.

[@OneEyedCloud01]

I agree, those stories are interesting. Sad reality though is that we ain't in the mood to hear that shit 90% of the time.

[@thecowboy9698]

"You wouldn't know it, for some of the things I've said over the years... But I like people." Lol!

[@josefkonderla8947]

Ironically, he made a special effort to be nice to his fans, which you can see on a lot of amateur videos. He was ignored by a comedian when he was asking for an autograph as a kid and never wanted to make someone else feel that rejection.

[@TreeFrogOnATree]

what a g

[@janorhypercleats]

Yeah, i sent him a fan letter once and sent him my phone number and he actually called me and talked to me, he was a really big name, he didn't have to do that. Despite the stuff he says on stage, he was really a nice guy

[@DavidfromBA]

Carlin always manages to crack me up and get my mind off of the festering pile of shit that is the human condition.

[@michaelireland7239]

hellah fucking ula to that

[@pleaseenteranamelol711]

YOUR* Human condition.

[@DavidfromBA]

@@pleaseenteranamelol711 I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that the first digit of your age is a 2. Is that accurate? Be honest.

[@pleaseenteranamelol711]

@@DavidfromBA 1

[@DavidfromBA]

@@pleaseenteranamelol711 OK, so you're even younger than I thought. I don't expect you to remember this conversation for very long, but thirty or forty years from now it may be interesting for you to compare your outlook on life to the way you saw things when you were young.

[@MrRandomblabla]

You simply never tire of watching George Carlin the man was such a master of comedy!

[@walsh9080]

I like how George's examples of boring conversations are more interesting than most conversations I have on a daily basis.

[@hippytrippy1254]

Introverts get the meaning more and more

[@vamshikrishna1131]

"She was lighting a fart and her bush caught fire.."LMFAOOOOO..I'm officially dead after that. You'll never be missed, Sir George. You live on, in your speeches, books and in our hearts forever....forever....and FOREVER.

[@anthonysawyer7983]

Vamshi Krishna '

[@ingriddubbel8468]

Vamshi Krishna He wasn't Knighted, 1. He wasn't British. 2. He was too cool to be knighted.

[@howardOKC]

Get TF outta here! You are missing him and you say he'll never be missed

[@bwynn8215]

@@ingriddubbel8468 you know Sir is a way to say mister aswell

[@Ross17033]

it's: "... her tush caught fire."

[@bananalllfeet]

Whenever I'm lonely or generally depressed about my lack of social life, I watch this video and realize how blessed I am.

[@chasemiller7974]

Welcome to the comment section of George Carlin's "people are boring". In it you will find 10% of people thinking they're better than others. 90% of people complaining about people thinking that they're better than others.

[@gordonm.7387]

I'm too busy with dinosaur turd to waste time with them peoples you speak of.

[@gordonm.7387]

+Gordon M. And those circle-jerks don't organise themselves, buster! Tee hee!

[@aggbak1]

The 80:20 rule applies here

[@aggbak1]

Zipfs law

[@AcidHead710]

I love AJFA

[@Michael-m2b3k]

I was very fortunate to be able to have grown up with listening to him and laughing my ass off, even more so to this very day !!! He has an absolute correct way of putting life in perspective !!!

[@Villeartt]

The absolutely fantastic thing about his comedy is that half the time he's just stating what he honestly thinks without even trying to make a joke about it. Love this man to death.

[@niptuck117]

I've watched this video so many times these past few days, it doesn't get old. The whole tone of voice bit where you try to direct them to a soft landing has me in tears every time.

[@turtleanton6539]

😅😅😅😅😅

[@rlevanony1]

Sometimes when someone tells me a trivial, boring story, I remember this bit and have to try really hard not to burst out laughing in their face.

[@KlusterFux]

Georgie was the best. His last years really kicked ass. We lost a great man of inspiration and laughter.

[@Cyclonus2377]

I can especially relate to George Carlin re: the phone. I don't mind phone conversations as long as people just GET... TO... THE... POINT! Just like the one George described... RIP George Carlin...

[@yorkshireplumbing]

I wonder if he ever got used to looking into the audience and seeing the faces of people whom he was describing... ... ... awkward!

[@kai326]

He wouldn't have given one single shit if he offended anyone.

[@SE45CX]

You know, sometimes you can have people agreeing on stuff they themselves are failing at. Maybe the annoyance with other people take on the main thought and for your own habits there is some blind spot.

[@lovepeacebliss]

But if the people know who he is and bought a ticket, chances are higher that they arent the people hes mocking

[@dropjawbertone]

Like his routine on the Babyboomers in 1996. And the audience was filled with babyboomers LOL

[@yomommaNyadaddy]

its crazy he died before the smartphone was just starting imagine the shit he woulda said about today's smartphones and shit

[@ivorysteele]

he did speak about Bluetooth earphones

[@vickinewby408]

He'd have a blast with our current political parties.

[@AidanMillward]

fonk u it's like bill hicks. Listen to all his material, and just replace the names.

[@1DaTJo]

Aidan Millward LOVE Bill Hicks!

[@joydot7620]

i was thinking that

[@agreen182]

George gave me as an adolescent something that was both a gift and a curse- the ability to see through bullshit and not accept it. It's good, but it also makes relating to normal people almost impossible.

[@hedgefund1844]

Watch Dark Rift by Sam Hyde.

[@slashnesh9608]

Detached observer

[@51OAKLANDER510]

@@slashnesh9608 so was Bruce Lee

[@connoroleary591]

There is nothing wrong with "boring" people. The issue is with narcissists. There are just so many now and they have coated humanity in the West like a slime mold of ignorant, self centred righteousness.

[@julietrask7497]

@agreen182 Same here love and miss him.

[@DepressionShaman]

"You wouldn't know this from some of the things I've said over the years, but I like people." LMFAO 😂😂😂 I miss this guy so much.

[@doxistavrou8887]

Iwatched this so many times..still has me in tears of laughter....love this guy..

[@alexlasker1031]

RIP George even when someone in my family passed, you still made me shit myself with laughter. Rest in peace old soul.

[@jayfiverridesusa]

She was lighting a fart and her bush caught on fire. 😂🤣😂🤣😭😭

[@813lynch4]

Listen reverend, reverend I just took a 5 hour shit & I'm bleeding from the asshole

[@AkiraHunter-uh9qi]

Yeah okay, I’ll put a Snoopy band-aid on it

[@gmar7836]

Lmao!!!

[@Auroraeevee-m1q]

"Uh, listen, Reverend.....Reverend......" 😳🤣

[@koenarmstrong1376]

I’ve been getting a lot into George Carlin lately now that I’m finally old enough to understand what he’s talking about. And I just realized he past away in 2008. What a great man he was, much respect for his soul. Thank you🙏🏼

[@PALACIO254]

this is why i never talk

[@davidmarzolino7159]

PALACIO254 Excellent, you're the kind of person, I could hang out with.

[@stickman5613]

Yeah same.

[@takemebacktothe80s73]

great solution mate! Just because some people may find you boring, stop talking altogether. Heck, why even spend time with other humans. Its much more comfortable to watch TV and stay inside all day long.

[@stickman5613]

U know this video is stand up comedy?

[@MustObeyTheRules]

Cus you’re a pussy

[@davidibershoff4734]

Never tire of hearing this man

[@calbassas87]

His last show. He was only 70 here but he looked 10 years older. Heart medication and other drugs had really done a number on him physically. But...the material and the mind were sharper than ever. Still stinging and hilarious as he was 40 years prior.

[@sarahwright7076]

His voice sounds different too.

[@braydenxwhelan1490]

@@sarahwright7076 years of smoking and cocaine in the 70s-90s

[@jimmyroberts1198]

He did look 80 but had a 40 year old mind

[@ShadesBelow03]

He'd had one more heart attack after "Life Is Worth Losing" (2005), and he looked a lot more tired and frail here, but he still pulled off a great (final) show here.

[@charlespancamo9771]

@@ShadesBelow03absolutely. one of his finest performances in my humble opinion.

[@asturiametal]

George carlin it's my spiritual guide from now on

[@eightyfivexxs7879]

I've been feeling the same way since 20/20 started

[@kingzeus369]

He started getting really angry and sick and tired of people's bullshit in his stand ups towards the end. He was a genius. Imagine him alive in today's time. Wow 🥺

[@123rockfan]

I’ve been to mammoth cave numerous times and I’ve enjoyed telling people my trips there. I nearly died from laughter while watching this

[@Lifeishard237]

This is me. This is how I think. This is why I have no friends. This is also why I don’t mind.

[@manuelriveros2911]

I was such a pathetic cunt hanging around these lame people, but I'm starting to own myself up and embracing life for what it really means to me. So yeah, no friends pretty soon or very few. And if I do keep some friends I want them to be the most inspiring, real people ever. I've always felt lonely and rejected anyway, plus hating the sheer banality most people spit out. Nah, thanks. I'll pass.

[@sumthindiffferent]

Same

[@paulanderson224]

Ur dumb

[@forman208]

Now that I'm in my 30's my need to socialize and tolerance for people have really diminished, thought I think the pandemic may have played a role in that too lol. I find the vast majority of people extremely uninteresting and one dimensional, only caring about the most shallow of things like their social media accounts and shit they buy. There's very few people I feel like I legit connect with

[@Lifeoftheparty8290]

@@forman208 I was just having a conversation about this people today are airheads and have no substance or identity

[@koals6783]

People always say that I don't talk enough. I guess at least Carlin would've enjoyed that^^

[@oldmanfromscenetwentyfour8164]

Talk only when you have something of value to say. Everyone should live by that. We'd all be exposed to less stupidity.

[@prithvibumia2941]

Same. I dont need to talk nonsense to make my presence appreciated. But when you do, say things that make sense and add value

[@Tolmalion]

We need George nowadays more than ever.

[@Troy428492]

Tolmalion- I agree

[@stephanomarr6829]

George Carlin, ONE of the Brightest stars in OUR existence, HIS STORY telling, common sense, WISDOM, GOING on, 2019,& behond.....STILL laughing in the AFTERLIFE.....rip my brother.....

[@Dezdichado1000]

That one lady laughed so hard her bush caught on fire.

[@Freshadventures_]

This world needs more George Carlins

[@AndBusinessIsGood]

The best we can do now is Jorge Carlitos

[@Anudorini-Talah]

What a visionary. A true legend

[@michaelmarette4681]

this man could have run for president and probably would have won.

[@bo8504]

Not in your corporate state owned system he wouldn't.

[@ingriddubbel8468]

michael marette No. He was a realist and knew he hadn't the interest or qualifications. Why do pundits think every charismatic person should run for office?

[@tonyacosta4574]

@@ingriddubbel8468 i totally agree with you

[@TheWayBackToRemember]

he would have never ran for president, he knows president has no power, just a puppet.

[@mercury4metal]

michael marette Sure, he would have got shit done. And the powers that be don't want that. They want to keep us divided, and dumbed down.

[@ЗамирбекСыдыкбеков]

And here we are, in 2025. They have been waiting for their trip to Norway for so long

[@stevekeeves9363]

This was great, can relate to this, lady at work talks about her daughter and her husband all the time, I know more about them than anyone else.

[@thecook8964]

I know all about people I will never meet..

[@sambathvenkatesan618]

I laugh my ass off when he delivers his routine but in the end he always makes me think...such is the greatness of this man...the master Carlin

[@veronikalake6934]

Gosh I miss him.. can you IMAGINE what he would say today? Hes so funny..man, hes the best...

[@keorinkoluexl6365]

Truly believe this is Carlin's best bit, every line is perfectly delivered and gut wrenchingly funny

[@bradoneil536]

You can tell in this show his body was breaking down and, in retrospect, showing signs the end was near, but that mind was still in top form. Just off this clip alone, “listen, Reverend?” and “…Russell Crowe!” are two of his funniest lines ever.

[@lisad7788]

Ha ha. I feel like Carlin. "I like people, but I like them in short bursts."

[@colbydevito6531]

One of the greatest human beings to ever bless this planet!! Rip George

[@eternalme6077]

It's absolutely amazing how George can not only Remember but string so many ( some of them very complicated ) words together into a tapestry of complex stories of laughter especially as he grows older, you might think he would miss a beat here and there but he never does........he's Phenomenal!!! Thank you George for the BRUTAL TRUTH not only as you see it but as it really is. PS. I miss you 🎸💚

[@bringyourownsnake980]

A great process is to approach the tapestry like you're writting an album's worth of song lyrics. Write it, read aloud while recording, listen to the recording until you can "sing" along then listen to it some more. There will come a point where you couldn't forget it if you tried. The real challenge is good writing.

[@renb8155]

I love the way performs stand up. He never cracks a smile, which I think makes it funnier

[@annvik3772]

Tru, Ive never noticed that until now! O.o

[@harryh628]

This segment sums up this era almost.

[@ancientstaffpub]

6:22 one lady really enjoyed that joke. Lmfao I love honest laughter; hate those fake forced ones.

[@ancientstaffpub]

***** Lmfao beautiful.

[@edwardnygma3216]

Everyone laughs differently, you'll have to accept that one day.

[@TheLeftCulprit]

@@edwardnygma3216 Everyone has fake laughs, everyone has genuine laughs. They ALL sound different! Its crazy right? Fake laughs are a thing bud, pretty common ironically.

[@edwardnygma3216]

and how do you know it was a fake laugh? are you her?

[@sethklumb8686]

Idk man I had a pretty similar reaction lol. “she lit a fart and her bush caught fire” 😂😂😂

[@ShadyNetworker]

For reference, this show was recorded in 2008! 2025 was far away back then....

[@jpd782]

I saw George Carlin live, just before he passed away. He did this same bit. But the part where he said "Blow it out your ass" he said "Shut the fuck up!" Over and over. Cracked me up. I was a HUGE fan for years. Glad I got to see him. Not knowing he would be dead only a month after.

[@wronggg]

Great story, thank you.

[@Anudorini-Talah]

why can't there be someone like him. That absolutely surfs with the crowd an spits non stop facts.x

[@sambathvenkatesan618]

What I hate is the fact that intelligent people are gone sooner and stupid people stick around 😔

[@halucinujte]

not true

[@himanshupal6083]

@Iaoj basically he wanted George carlin to live longer

[@Vickvineager]

Should’ve been a p/t politician. Them fuckin leeches live forever. Like at nancy pigolsi. She’s in her 90s, potato joe is close to being 80. These dinosaurs live forever. Arlen specter lived to be 82, another waste of space John McCain 81. Carlin would still be alive if he her into politics.

[@Aerochalklate]

@@Vickvineager dont act like trump isn't close to 80 😂

[@BigJuice69]

@@Vickvineager Carlin would have died much, MUCH sooner if he went into politics bro

[@ShinkuGouki]

I can't imagine what kind of great material George would have been giving us if he was still alive...

[@p40tomahawk41]

Best comic ever ,that made you laugh and think at same time ...horribly missed

[@kms386]

The way he goes in and out of character there. What a legend

[@tomnekuda3818]

George has a keen grip on people.

[@IggyMontpellierPro]

"What did you do last weekend?" - Always hated that question. I don't like sharing how cool/uncool and boring it was just to make conversation with someone I don't really like. Especially during lunch break. I just wanna eat and get the fuck out.

[@forman208]

Friday: What are your plans for the weekend? Monday: So how was your weekend? EVERY SINGLE WEEK

[@frankieczar1866]

@@forman208 ok

[@marioiacolucci]

@@forman208 people are nosy man

[@KobolsHarper]

People aren't boring. We're all just so self-absorbed in our own thoughts and habits to the point that another person's interests seem tedious & unimportant.

[@thecowboy9698]

KobolsHarper - You hit the nail on the fuckin' head! Selfish and self-centered people can never have healthy relationships with others. If you want to connect to others, you have to focus on the other needs and desires of the other person.

[@deanthelemur1716]

KobolsHarper I disagree some people have no substance, they're just blank slates with nothing interesting to say because all the do is watch tv all day

[@rem2267]

KobolsHarper Oh, so you know my mother!

[@OshoML]

I don’t know about the rest of you in this comments comment section but, as someone who has put others interests ahead of my own at a certain time, it isn’t what it’s cracked up to be. Most people are users, few are individuals, and even fewer are empathetic before chaos.

[@kadimbobbitt3326]

@Craig Bowers... No. Substance.

[@MARTINADBA1980]

Forget about the second coming of Jesus, I want a second coming of George Carlin!

[@Fatzilla666]

I hope your comment gets more thumbs up. I cannot agree more.

[@andresmendozaondatube]

bill burrs on the brink

[@ashleyh5757]

Second coming? Good gods I hope he's come more then once in his existence ... Otherwise you can't call it living! ❤💋

[@docmadhattan]

This!

[@sherryluce5780]

Me too. 😀

[@gamechanger15579]

One of my best.. Never gets old..

[@DJFunkeePunk]

my dad said "here mom.." and my mom said "DAAADD" kills me

[@itsaaron7413]

💀💀💀

[@TheUltimateHacker007]

Rofl xD

[@derflerp538]

I miss him, but he paid his dues. He saw and spoke about more than enough for one man, and he deserves his rest. Here's to his spiritual successor! Whoever the hell that may be.

[@tareksibaii]

RIP George Carlin. A really good comedian for all generations. I wish I could find someone like him on KZbin nowadays

[@compoundmaintenance819]

George Carlin. I think I speak for everyone when I say we need you now more than ever. Rest In Peace my good Man.

[@jjthor407]

I laughed my ass off the entire routine something I rarely do . A phenomenal performance !

[@TechnoWaffol]

Am I the only one who was actually interested in the story of the woman lighting her fart on fire and burning her crotch?

[@joydot7620]

probably. stuff like that just worries me...

[@bluemarble1620]

@@joydot7620 hah!

[@arx754]

well, I guess it shows that there aren't too many 10 year old boys making comments on this video.

[@supershenron9162]

One time I desperately wanted to get off the phone, after many times of trying I got kinda fed up and yelled holy shit my cats on fire I gotta go "click"

[@karlajaeger2082]

Interesting if true.

[@jayg5391]

I would have called back to see if the cats were okay.

[@GloomTexMedia]

Joyed to see this bit stuck with other people so much that we're all here commemorating that hypothetical family's long-gestating travel plans. Enjoy Norway!

[@BOOFtheejectbutton]

"She was lighting her farts & her bush caught fire." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@tavoiaiono7885]

hahahahahahaha

[@davell1078]

"Listen, listen reverend..."

[@Kewljack02]

Every commenter in this video is the smartest, most intellectual person in the world

[@nhmooytis7058]

Except you.

[@Kewljack02]

+chris leonard who said I was?

[@nhmooytis7058]

+Kewl Jack It's a shame that Millenials aren't taught the rudiments of logic. You stated "EVERY commenter" which includes you as you are a commenter and EVERY means, er, every. You were sneering that people automatically assume they are not the people George I lampooning, and I made a joke. No logic and no sense of humor, but you still get a C because your post was grammatical and everything was spelled correctly.

[@Kewljack02]

I acknowledge your joke and, thinking it was funny, made a remark on my own intelligence (or lack there of). I never took offense. I actually laughed at my own oversight. If it was not a joke, too bad. I still thought it was funny

[@Kewljack02]

chris leonard also, if you thought I am a millennial you're off by ~ten years

[@dreaminsepsis2542]

he mentioned the year 2025. i’m watching this about two months before january of 2025. goddamn it’s been a long time since george died.

[@redhotkido]

lot of fake people, lot of bores, lot of toxic people. I feel out of every 50 people i meet...1 will become a genuine friend.

[@DrunkenCoward1]

"He's either eleven or *FIVE* !" is one of my favourite jokes of his and it's mostly due to the delivery.