George Carlin - advertising and bull shit

[@abc456f]

He must have rehearsed hours and hours to so easily rattle off those lists. His cadence and patterns of putting the words together just right is genius. A maestro of using language.

[@jowlorenz9555]

mr. jinks he probably just watched one too many t.v. commercials ...

[@HenleyVision-db8rj]

mr. jinks you don’t say? I sure hope he rehearsed his skit before going out in front of a group of people and I’m sure he did the same comedy show in 20 other clubs. I’m sure he isn’t freestyling this shit. If so he’s one hell of a comedian

[@mroldpueblo7879]

I can't remember what I had for dinner last night. :(

[@krypttoenight9971]

@@HenleyVision-db8rj he's 1 hell of a Comedian!

[@learntospellpeople]

@BeeBea "It's HAS someone" Are you for real?

[@1112viggo]

Bullshit is the glue that binds us together as a nation. - George Carlin

[@johnc1280]

@Raspian Kiado Ahh The US more than most. Especially in this last decade

[@1112viggo]

@@johnc1280 When you are born into the world you get a ticket to the freakshow, when you are born in America you get a front row seat. -George Carlin A statement that ages like a fine wine.

[@johnc1280]

@@1112viggo because everyone is at the mall, reaching into their Fanny pack for their credit card to pay for sneakers with lights in them

[@Cat-qz9tu]

Damn!! I missed the sale on those sneakers again!!😂😂😂😂

[@johnc1280]

@@Cat-qz9tu ‘too many choices America; not healthy!’

[@phoenixrisin2269]

“ When telling people the truth, you have to make them laugh, or they will kill you.”- Oscar Wilde

[@polishenglish8356]

The wisest comment I have ever read!

[@patriciabusch4599]

@Rambo nailed it

[@phoenixrisin2269]

ZENSIBLE Where Do you think I got the quote? That’s why Carlin was a genius!

[@phoenixrisin2269]

Nazqua Actually no! I have more. “When tyranny becomes law, rebellion is duty.”- Thomas Jefferson

[@phoenixrisin2269]

Want more from Ben Franklin?

[@1Daddoz1]

I was raised on the comic genius of George Carlin and in turn, raised my Daughter with the same comic influence and taught her of the legend of "Uncle George". Got to meet the Man twice at shows in San Diego at "Humphreys By The Bay". Super cool dude. I watched as others stepped up to greet him and of course, they all had to say some humorous line that George wrote. I realized how ridiculous it was to do such a thing so I just shook his hand and said, "Hello Mr. Carlin. It's absolute honor to meet you." After a short 4 to 5 minute conversation, he ended with, "Don't ever lose your sense of humor." Words to live by. I have made it my life's goal to be Carlin's ghost and to carry that with me throughout my life in the hope of keeping his memory alive and to distribute his thoughts and ideas as I go along. He was the Master of words and language. RIP, Uncle George. You will always be the Greatest of all time. 😎👍

[@SwanRonsonDonnyJepp]

Nice👌

[@JimmyJets-ld8tc]

I’ve decided to make a joke out of everything this next year of 2025. I will be completely silly and refuse to take any BS seriously.

[@ivan199898]

The way George Carlin says “bull shit” is oddly satisfying

[@mytradiefinder9683]

We all need advertising just not the BS. mytradiefinder.com.au/tradesmen-advertising/

[@NuXta]

@@mytradiefinder9683 Get fucked idiot.

[@oliviadriver1362]

@@mytradiefinder9683 You mean the advertising that tries to sell us beed sheets for 87.00 for a TWIN bed? Or the ads that come at mealtime to tell us we're all fat?Women's panties for 25.00 a PAIR? Maybe it's that 30.00 bra. Offers to make people lazier is all they are.

[@mr.dav1d484]

and "dumb ass" too

[@richardlow3062]

Because he says it about things that are, so it's truthful.

[@analogGigabyte]

2020 desperatelly needs George's intellect and criticism.

[@laragreene8328]

No...we need guns like our forefathers ;-)

[@CRD-hi6vk]

ZiNG I was just thinking the same thing.

[@laragreene8328]

ZING-Only the Irish can do that! lol

[@JayLupe]

@@laragreene8328 "our forefathers" only had guns to enforce their BULLSHIT! Bullshit rights, bullshit laws, bullshit this and that of theirs!!!!!!!!

[@laragreene8328]

@@JayLupe Happy to piss off your little worthless Ego......LOL!!

[@OGSmush32]

George was a true genius. The hours & hours of material he wrote, is absolutely unprecedented. I would love to hear his take on the state of affairs these days. There will never be another George Carlin & that makes me sad.

[@wills_corner]

It's not that we'll never have people like George again, people today just wouldn't let him perform

[@asignalinspace966]

@@wills_corner Hi,so we as a society have become less liberal and tolerant then,didn't realize that ,I thought the opposite with the open use of swearing in the media,which was absolutely unheard of when I was younger.

[@melaniebrignell6336]

The first rapper I believe,😎

[@peterstafford4426]

He was in show biz. This is just schtick.

[@singleman805]

...or Bill Hicks 😞

[@ruatarengsicolneyrengsi8924]

Here's a man who had real insights of human society. His genius was in the way he communicated. Worth watching again and again.

[@thinkingmonkey2719]

Telling truth is more funny than telling a joke!

[@rawmyaaj2325]

I think it's more like telling truth in a joking way

[@IamRanJos]

It’s the irony that’s funny

[@LulzRoyce]

not always, delivery is KEY

[@potentially__9445]

Carlo Roma ABSOLUTELY!!!

[@ohyeahyeah9975]

Great comment!

[@TheKrensada]

George Carlin was being serious. he only disguised it as humor.

[@JayStimson]

There is often more truth in humor than the most serious seriousness.

[@archieellis4284]

Jay Stimson Yeah humans become happy when they learn a new thing... wich is why smart comedians try to learn you something new, because it automatically activates a mechanism that makes you laugh

[@DeAngelo77]

Jay Stimson Oh, wow. Fucking genius. Wasn’t that fucking enlightening?

[@TomFromYoutube]

@@DeAngelo77 shut the hell up

[@LordDoringard]

I agree so much

[@Mr.56Goldtop]

I was always amazed how he could remember and deliver his "lists"! Just like he's reading a monitor!

[@tionlover]

I know, it's amazing how he does it. I'd literally fuck up on the first few lines. Carlin is a genius, and will forever be the greatest comedian of all time 👊🏻💯

[@grantdoss5242]

+tionlover I think you're right

[@AutomaticDuck300]

It's called practice

[@davidcarney1827]

He use to rehearse all the time before shows.

[@pratyayamrit7799]

Leon Rector t

[@slickboizee]

The irony is that some people think he’s joking lol his comedy tells you more truth than any news,politician, or whoever. George Carlin was one of the best.

[@lindagusch2671]

He spoke the truth! We need a another George carlin!!

[@calisongbird]

Everyone knows he wasn’t joking - he was just phrasing the truth in a funny way. Big difference.

[@99.9percent9]

You can tell the truth if it is portrayed as a joke, then it is in the hands of the audience to decipher what he was joking about. I think it's a 'big club' routine was the point that *'they'* had enough of him.

[@fattmusiek5452]

"No cash? No problem." The way he says it is perfect.

[@ginamori8656]

Well at least I haven't done the check into cash loan shark thing.

[@erickm9768]

Hotel. trivago.

[@erickm9768]

He would have said that.

[@johnleach7879]

His memory for those extensive opening lines is astounding.

[@SoapinTrucker]

WAS

[@wish]

@@SoapinTrucker ?

[@Dwarkd_2436]

@@wish* was* because Sir George is Dead

[@LoinclothRising]

Sammy It still IS astounding because we’re referring to the video, which we’re watching now.

[@spacelemur7955]

Maybe not, as who hasn't grown up hearing those snippets until they became imprinted?

[@sgtpepper91]

A classic, deluxe, custom, designer, luxury, prestige, high quality, premium, select, gourmet pocket flashlight. One of Carlin's greatest bits

[@p_yj_28]

Sgt. Pepper you mean fleshlight?

[@farqueue255]

Get a job and a girlfriend you fucking stupid tosser.

[@calebsutten2711]

Right here 1:35

[@franksweeney5080]

Sgt. Pepper ok v

[@larrylinn8589]

Tom Waits had a similar approach in his song “Step Right Up”: Step right up, step right up, step right up, Everyone's a winner, bargains galore That's right, you too can be the proud owner Of the quality goes in before the name goes on One-tenth of a dollar, one-tenth of a dollar, we got service after sales You need perfume? we got perfume, how 'bout an engagement ring? Something for the little lady, something for the little lady, Something for the little lady, hmm Three for a dollar We got a year-end clearance, we got a white sale And a smoke-damaged furniture, you can drive it away today Act now, act now, and receive as our gift, our gift to you They come in all colors, one size fits all No muss, no fuss, no spills, you're tired of kitchen drudgery Everything must go, going out of business, going out of business Going out of business sale Fifty percent off original retail price, skip the middle man Don't settle for less How do we do it? how do we do it? volume, volume, turn up the volume Now you've heard it advertised, don't hesitate Don't be caught with your drawers down, Don't be caught with your drawers down You can step right up, step right up…. And so on. www.google.com/search?q=step+right+up+lyrics+tom+waits&rlz=1C1EODB_enUS585US601&oq=step+right+up+lyrics+tom+&aqs=chrome.0.0j69i57j0j69i64.14271j0j8&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

[@adams4240]

“But he loves you” 😂 I’ve seen that bit a thousand times and the delivery still makes me laugh. Utter brilliance in mocking how ludicrous religion is.

[@Oseanacoceanblue]

The genius The flow The language The poetry What a great talent A truely unique man and comedian Thanks George

[@neildown7231]

Yeah but he featured in Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure so…

[@oldfan1963]

... the Truth.

[@karanwaterstar00]

@@oldfan1963 i came in to say that , u already did .thats nice 🙂

[@cbbiz8923]

Stunningly~!

[@jeffkenyon483]

It’s to bad he didn’t use this gift from God to win people to Jesus,than mock God and his son Jesus,and his future kingdom.

[@KobeMonster007]

Man this never gets old..

[@drewwilson4968]

Me too, lol

[@ghettoblastah14]

Drew Wilson you never get old?

[@KobeMonster007]

His English is bad sometimes ;)

[@drewwilson4968]

Jake Walsh And I refuse to grow up, lol

[@ghettoblastah14]

Drew Wilson Nahh, you just can't speak right

[@danielakwueze4605]

"Advertising sells you things you don't need and can't afford that are over priced and don't work" boom

[@carlgustav945]

@Thicc Alien Pay attention to the context

[@garb.3409]

America in a nutshell. Sell crap and hope that some dipshit "Needs it"

[@KCCAT5]

Haha yeah just watch the videos by Vivian. Vivian tries she debunked all this crap that they advertise

[@Jblah]

What is boom?

[@Fixin-To]

Ok boom

[@robotic_automaton]

he was the truest jester. he poked a hole in every absurdity that people accepted as normal

[@tomnekuda3818]

George had a genuine grip on reality.

[@TheSecondVersion]

The first two and a half minutes were glorious. How does he remember all that?

[@elozaa]

Vito C they same way you remember anything else, im guessing you weren't very good at making speeches in class...

[@insertname8889]

Vito C Probably the same way you remember a song

[@kimbam1282]

Vito C right? That was perfect

[@Hairy.Whodini]

Practice and preparation.

[@edilarteaga8215]

Vito C he dose not have to ..its reality ...

[@michellebennett3009]

George had balls regardless of what anyone thought about him and thinks about him.

[@omairsh8]

George wasn't going to waste energy on what human beings thought of him. And rightly so, most people are fucking idiots

[@darkshock3923]

@@omairsh8 like yourself

[@spydergkh6337]

Absolutely!

[@anderseckstrand7033]

“It’s important not to give a shit.” -George Carlin 🖖

[@Avgslaveworker]

@@darkshock3923 your the reason kids shouldn’t be allowed to have smartphones and internet access. Mommy needs to set better permissions.

[@TheCdr19]

5:25 “Unzips his pants… and services the account!” Utter brilliance. Carlin is the most genius American to ever live.

[@BOSTONSPORTS00]

In less than 10 minutes, George Carlin completely deconstructs modern society. Simply brilliant!

[@Username-lt7lt]

Luke Starkiller any human can do this, He just has the balls to call people out on these things and also entertain people while hes at it.

[@Username-lt7lt]

plus the jokes cover up what he actually thinks which i think is very intelligent because i dont think most people actually think what hes saying is what he believes and think its only a joke.

[@MrParkerman6]

The jokes aren't covering up what he actually thinks, dumbass. This IS what he thinks.

[@Launchpad05]

And he'll save you way more on car insurance than an obnoxious lizard who think's he's so great.

[@razenoid1554]

@@Launchpad05 i can save you more its simple don't buy a car and just get a good bike

[@jeb1111]

This man changed my life many years ago, really opened up my eyes to the world around us.

[@nonexistenceisbliss9528]

Same here.

[@Dman9fp]

And just remember they're trying to reverse this, why else would it be hip to be square / boring / an ignorant sheep and into the latest bull crap fiction instead of saving awesome nature that's been here for thousands and millions of years? The world has literally gone insane more than not, so being actually insane is actually pretty cool and warranted... Obviously this is 'satire' and not legal advice xD

[@hikej7596]

Same here man

[@EdWeibe]

unfortunately, I had to live it until I realized how much sense he made.

[@asignalinspace966]

You become more synical as you get older,I've always looked objectively at life anyway,it's called being me.

[@davidhickenbottom6574]

George never gets old, his insight and humor. Been listening for 50 years.

[@sereanaduwai8313]

So true. Will always be remembered as a man for all seasons. No one comes close.

[@jeffkenyon483]

Don’t depend on George for eternal security.

[@Wendellignatin]

He was a comedic God who made life situations funny.

[@ewd31989]

George was a genius, A national treasure.

[@proud2bpagan]

As Richard Jeni once said "If the USA was a living person, it'd be a car salesman with a flame thrower"

[@MrAstrojensen]

An overweight, drunk car salesman, with a flamethrower, knee-deep in dept.

[@codybanks1942]

Good one! Man I forgot all about Richard jeni. That guy was classic!

[@Sleeveusalone]

@@MrAstrojensen knee deep in department?

[@kimmium]

That would be Elon Musk currently. Vehicles to space powered by flame throwers

[@generationdana9]

I miss both Richard and George; both were brilliant..

[@feldmangabriel98]

"This country was founded by a group of slave owners who told us that all men are created equal." Enough said. That quote sums it all up.

[@Fuar11]

Gabriel Feldman oh the irony

[@elozaa]

The bigger irony is knowing slavery was needed to start any kind of country at the time! Life in general is ironic...

[@thechamp77kg13]

All men are created equal, now go get me a coffee boy.

[@mydogsbestfren7490]

Hyper Hurley that doesnt make shit for sense. u cant even provide facts about that kind of a baseless opinion. youre full of shit

[@LastZoneTrooper]

sho_1uv, actually Hurley is not wrong. the 1600's were still ripe with slavery in every known country across the globe, it was even used in Africa itself by several rival tribes (even till this day by the militias there). the only countries that were somewhat against slavery, but big on indentured servant-ism were Ireland, Japan, French-ruled districts of what is now known as Canada, Norway, Sweden, and Germany. virtually every other country either used slaves, or was used as a marketing hub for them, grounds for capturing/ kidnapping people for the slave trade, or were conquered in some petty war or conquest and had its populations captured and sold as slaves. like it or not, human trafficking was big during that time-period, and though it's diminished greatly, its still practiced by several underground groups these days within the criminal element.

[@GeorgePapageorgakis]

“The rules are simple: they lie to us, we know they're lying, they know we know they're lying, but they keep lying to us, and we keep pretending to believe them.” ― Elena Gorokhova, A Mountain of Crumbs

[@ravyn1841]

That's true

[@snatcherzeroone1278]

Awesome

[@onthemoney8356]

amazing.

[@kylabotting]

+George Papageorgakis YES!

[@CryingZombie666]

+George Papageorgakis So freaking true!

[@patmcclory8273]

I swear George Carlin could see the future. Everything he Has Ever joked about as far as government and people are spot on !!

[@MrPePeLePuo]

I can't be the only one who heard that ONE GUY laughing...

[@youjustwastedasecondofyour6293]

+Cookie Monster™ Like some kind of chipmunk on meth. Hopefully he dies / has died in an entertaining way. Maybe gathering vast amounts of intestinal gas and spontaneously exploding?

[@OGuardadorDeRebanhos]

+Cookie Monster™ That ONE GUY remembers me a LOT of a friend of mine.

[@bermudaguy1]

+Cookie Monster™ He has a funny laugh!

[@Foxboy106]

+Cookie Monster™ I was just about to comment on that guy; his cackle makes me wanna slap him in the face with a brick

[@sirhandelno3]

Where at

[@existenceisafarce._.172]

“The entire country is full of shit” Well that aged really well. And I’m not being sarcastic

[@myfeelingsarehurt6655]

It didn’t age, it has always been this bad

[@MB-ey6vv]

always has been.

[@werewolf7474]

The entire world is full of shit*

[@sarthakrawat7748]

I m full of shit help me constipation is painful

[@anderseckstrand7033]

@Vladimir.....Quite accurate and astute sir. 🖖

[@perfectcell2418]

The irony is that while listening to him , I felt like buying whatever he was selling.

[@DANGER10101]

BULLSHIT

[@RazorSharp369]

I concur

[@無名兄弟-i7m]

Limited edition bullshit

[@philhunt26]

So, it works then.

[@JohnSmith-kz8yo]

@@無名兄弟-i7m High quality bullshit..

[@zubeyrm4024]

“But he loves you” the comedic timing is so poetic

[@Mote.]

4:05 "People like their bullshit up and front where they can get a good strong whiff of it" George Carlin was spot on with pretty much everything he said

[@hopoff9968]

He predicted Trump, he might be a scumbag, but at least he doesn't pretend to give a shit.

[@giridharprabhu4013]

A philosopher with a great sense of humour....

[@kyle8971]

A comedian with brilliant insight.

[@wellplayed8921]

He was no philosopher he just had these vital things people seem to lack nowadays: Sense Logic and fucking Objectivity

[@Username-lt7lt]

Well Played aka balls to call people out on their BULLSHIT

[@robinalberti8829]

He's not being funny....he's being VERY sarcastic. Sarcasm: the ability to insult idiots while making them think you are just kidding.

[@CRAFTYCREATIONS60]

π

[@felicetanka]

Advertising is how the rich beg.

[@tavoiaiono7885]

No its like fuckin a woman in the ashole and promising her you truly love her.

[@TheSubwaysurfer]

wow. well said. gotta remember that phrase.

[@silverdragon710]

Amazing way to look at it and so fucking true.

[@Launchpad05]

@@tavoiaiono7885 Or like begging for a girl's phone number.

[@bridgettebianchi9315]

Love this!

[@soran27]

ya to pull this off with no stuttering or forgetting or running out of breath or anything is pure genius. well done good sir!

[@richarde5718]

2019 This is so relevant. Will still be in 2119. RIP George...sorely missed.

[@80ki68]

8193: Georgey come back pweeze.

[@jonwhite8815]

It's hard to imagine how much more transparently full of shit a human being can be than Trump. But Americans always impress with just how long they will go. I can't wait to see what kind of shitshow will transpire in the coming years.

[@shantie66]

Ohh nooo he passed 😓😓😥😥✊ RIP always loved him

[@DABIGDAWG001]

It won’t be relevant in 2119. Humans will be extinct long before then because we didn’t listen to George sooner.

[@denisayotte7775]

@@jonwhite8815 it's easy...just look in the mirror democrat asshole. 👆💩

[@NostalgiaMan]

Nothing like a logo costing 2000% more than its worth

[@MausOfTheHouse]

*Cough* Supreme *Cough*

[@arricammarques1955]

​@@MausOfTheHouse Apple tech. LOL

[@austinkeller165]

You people set the price by willingly paying for the hype🤷🏼‍♂️

[@the_DarkSoul]

Logo is on its own, its branding where logos sits under. Branding should cost the value and importance it brings the client.

[@Mich_-mu7fz]

Like Mercedes-Benz nowadays, seriously.

[@p40tomahawk41]

I needed my weekly fix of Carlin...I can only imagine what his material would be like if he could see the shitshow the world is in now!...

[@JStack]

p40 tomahawk would love to see him skewer “ethical billionaires”

[@JohnSmith-fs8bu]

B JP Bernie Sanders lol

[@joejitsu034]

ASeasonedWitch all of his truths still apply.

[@BDAILEY702]

Especially right now

[@Entropy106]

He was a gormet comic

[@frankbruno6714]

George left us over 14 years ago. As of today there isn’t anyone close to his observations. All comics have a space in their careers where things come together. George had his low points as well. But when he got it right no comedian has been close. The majority of George’s work didn’t insult us. He did do some pathetic fart jokes. It also seems some comedians have two acts to choose from. People seem to laugh more and easier when you have alcohol in you. This is the reason that many shows enforce a two drink minimum. COME BACK TO THE STAGE GEORGE, WE NEED YOU NOW MORE THEN EVER!

[@OrbitalTrails-x5s]

''What do you call a female peacock?..............a peacunt'' ~ George Carlin

[@reculate3332]

I worked with George Carlin in the 1990s. He was a gentle man with a big heart. I'm gay. He couldn't have cared less. He loved everyone... except phonies and liars. (And, unlike Tim Allen who swore at everyone during our photo shoot, George didn't curse at anyone. He treated everyone with respect.) I miss him. Genius comic.

[@MrTheHillfolk]

Used to listen to his brother Pat on wdst radio Woodstock for his 4:20 daily show.

[@petergoldstein5455]

I like Tool Time, but I think Allen is highly arrogant and selfloving (the bad way). Greetings from Europe

[@didiervancampo9384]

That is a wonderfull memory. Cherish it🙂👍.

[@reculate3332]

@@didiervancampo9384 I lied, I'm 16 and i never met the guy, im also extremely homophobic.

[@megamillionfreak]

@@reculate3332 🤣

[@hkshahidi2794]

I miss him so much. He said all there was to say. Pure genius.

[@GaganKPolska]

"If honesty was suddenly introduced into Politics, it would throw everything off, the whole system would collapse"-George Carlin More true than ever in 2022.

[@jamesbowen8960]

Truer words were never spoken. Everything you see on tv these days when you watch the news is 100% B.S.

[@GaganKPolska]

@@jamesbowen8960 Especially from mainstream media.

[@jamesbowen8960]

@@GaganKPolska That's exactly what I mean

[@ZephyrusAsmodeus]

I can think a like, two politians that seem honest, and they're state level

[@jasonjordan8149]

So true. I met one candidate for a republicans and used all the bullet points. Later he stayed around to talk to the people. I was one of the last. I asked if he really believed what he said. His response after looking around to see if anybody could hear was a soft no.

[@caitlink9374]

I'm in marketing. I feel sick everday. He's right. The best prophet we've ever had is George Carlin.

[@GillAgainsIsland12]

Must be tough to peddle bullshit. I feel for you.

[@AD-zy4qw]

A genius who is still relevant today. I love this man and his realistic honest insight about our society.

[@lindagusch2671]

Too.bad that he died. I would give anything to hear what he would hear what he wouod have said about today's politicals!!

[@KerayZ]

He really was a genius. RIP George

[@HealthWealthRelationships700]

Rest in Peace...I think he would find that hilarious.

[@shanehess931]

KerayZ he was a disgrace, he should have weighed his words, he is way out of line, but he probably was never taught how to talk about something you don’t agree on with class.

[@riceboy1701e]

Beautiful. This is EXACTLY why I use Adblock, listen to an mp3 player in the vehicle, and flip the channels on TV. I am so SICK of commercialism. God Bless George Carlin.

[@riceboy1701e]

To my Google family: WARNING: EXPLICIT LANGUAGE.

[@koolkitties8552]

Yeah because having a car isnt commercialism.

[@micosstar]

@@koolkitties8552 Yikes! A car!

[@6611haggis]

One of the biggest advertising cons is so-called ‘free’ delivery. Eh no. It ‘includes’ delivery. Nothing is ever ‘free’. Ever.

[@hamzzaahmed1794]

He forgot one: Must be 18 years or older to order

[@redken5988]

I bet you feel smart now

[@rosieroo8225]

He should, George forgot one

[@fumothfan9]

Plus shipping and handling

[@alejandrogonzalez8150]

@@fumothfan9 Free shipping is already included

[@SumarniSumarni-uy8cj]

Oh you bully we already have it when step up to 8

[@shakkazulu7733]

Dude was a Genius no doubt. his ability to dissect serious real issues to their bare core is extraordinary

[@shantie66]

Is he not alive ?

[@daviddntait]

@@shantie66 um, no dear, the great George Carlin has since passed. He is now torturing the god he so loved to clown.

[@wellplayed8921]

You mean common sense?

[@wellplayed8921]

Well common sense is a mistake in itself since if it was common everyone would have it so I guess we should just call it sense from now on and common sense should just be another phrase for bullshit

[@Ex0dus85]

I really like this comment. My take on common sense is that it was common sense a long time ago when there was still some critical thinking in the world. Example, there was a time when people didn't need to be told it was a bad idea to try and take a selfie while trying to teabag a great white shark or piss on an electric fence while doused in petrol. In the time we live in the uncommon sense is where you want to be because then at least you have any kind of remnant of sense as opposed to none at all

[@Jonx97]

This should be mandatory material on every school, I would love to see how the advertising industry reacts.

[@kronos251]

Jon theGreat according to Bill Hicks, they should kill themselves lol

[@patgogan7324]

@@kronos251 that man died far too young

[@IKamiZz]

they would say this is genius marketing

[@moefritz6225]

lmfao... The same ones who own the media and government obviously own the schools... They would never show this.

[@bensteinundknochen9404]

I think religion would be more worried about it lol

[@cookielover1018TM]

It wasn't until the last 15 to 20 yrs of his life until people started to listen and respect the honesty of his message. What a genius of comedy, thank you George ❤

[@zeiddaas8038]

Sadly true...I became a fan of his since late 80's

[@u.s.militia7682]

It’s gotta take a lot of skill to be able to do a whole show without forgetting any lines. I don’t think he ever messed up on any of his shows.

[@carouselwilly]

He just says what’s in his mind

[@RobBahouPictures]

he has a couple slips in his shows between 86 and 90. The only reason i say it is because how strange it is to hear him slip, it stands out

[@doublesandtrips]

He rehearsed and replayed these a thousand times. He was a professional and took his job very seriously.

[@Seabee156]

Both of his parents were very gifted funny people. Both in advertisement, too. (How ironic lol) people in advertisement remember those lines well

[@snoopdoggthecertifiedg6777]

@@RobBahouPictures yeah, I noticed this- it does really stand out lol

[@robertocruz8429]

"This country was founded by slave owners who said all men are created equal" 🙏R.I.P George Carlin=Legend

[@ylette]

STUNNINGLY full of shit.

[@davemojarra4734]

He was only 64. Im thinking that he was a heavy drinker.

[@robertocruz8429]

@@davemojarra4734 honestly I could care less what he died from his LEGACY lives on

[@ylette]

He was 71 and had heart problems because of heavy drug use in his youth.

[@milkgotzgames]

“Shit happens “ we’ve been able to go back and cherish his wisdom

[@theemirofjaffa2266]

G. Carlin to audience: "you're full of bullshit" Audience : Applause!

[@arricammarques1955]

Excremental mass approval

[@morriganspirits]

At least they're honest

[@friedlemons5201]

hrmm yes indeed, "they" are full of shit. not me, not we. I'm watching it on youtube, that totally makes me better than "them" ohohoho

[@michaelbreeland8823]

Hands down the greatest comedian to ever live. No other comes close.

[@edithbannerman4]

@Hello there, how are you doing this blessed day?

[@1911m1a1ellis]

Probably the most intelligent American I have ever seen.

[@sweetserenity7934]

Brilliant! :-)

[@1911m1a1ellis]

Interesting. PS I reckon Mossad is behind the Paris shootings.

[@1911m1a1ellis]

No wonder they killed him. Why anyone votes in the USA or the UK is beyond me, as all politicians are vile, corrupt, deviate scumbags. BUT the general population have a room temperature IQ, so they get away with it. Checkmate.

[@henkondemand]

Ivor Biggun You might just be right my friend, in the world of today there are so many overfunded bullshit intelligence agencies protecting our "freedoms" one loses the fucking count!

[@1911m1a1ellis]

You can always tell when a politician is lying. Their lips move.

[@antennawilde]

Quite possibly the greatest social commentator of all time. RIP George, you are immortal.

[@austineheldman3979]

2022 and everything he says is STILL true.

[@stevenvanhulle7242]

RIP = Return If Possible

[@goodun2974]

Socrates said that the three things necessary for a healthy society were Purpose, Entertainment, and Contemplation. Carlin embodied all three.

[@gorkskoal9315]

Mmmm 2 of those...onstage he was very intense. He did settle down by the time he was on comedy central as a regular host, and (seemed to) love his time as Rufus.

[@JDG-hq8gy]

Purpose?

[@khalilrahme5227]

@@JDG-hq8gy to wake people up and make them question all the bullshit that they are programmed to just go with

[@JDG-hq8gy]

@Raspian Kiado Socrate’s society publicly executed him for “poisoning the minds” of the youth. The ideal society that he envisioned, as depicted in the book The Republic, was very different to the Athenian government that put him in a hemlock.

[@thinginground5179]

@@JDG-hq8gy I thought Plato wrote The Republic?

[@liamgibson7471]

I am a Brit. Never heard of George but he is brilliant! His religion bit was just pure quality, every theology student should listen to it

[@danbergendahl]

We won't see another true intellect like George in another lifetime, I'm so glad to see him perform while he was alive.

[@Jay-ft3xh]

Ignorant child

[@thecowboy9698]

"But he loves you. He loves you... and he needs money! He's all knowing, all powerful, just not great with money."

[@ginamori8656]

True

[@hazukichanx408]

When he puts it that way... the "almighty" kinda sorta sounds a little bit like a mean drunk of a deadbeat dad with a gambling problem... doesn't he? ^^

[@Vanuatoo]

He's all powerful and wise, just can't handle money :)

[@trentonhayes4827]

He loves you and he NEEDS MONEY!!!

[@johntheonebennett5227]

Yup. The struggle is real. So am I

[@johntheonebennett5227]

The struggle is real

[@kousteven777]

lol

[@robertcarson969]

George Carlin was born a generation to soon

[@AttilatheThrilla]

This may be the greatest most articulate 10 minutes in comedic history… I say that because EVERYTHING he stated is still 💯 relevant to this day.

[@gillestremblay3465]

Well, Monty Python may have conceived The Funniest Joke in the World, but George Carlin came out with The Perfect Killing Phrase of All Times: "But he loves you!"

[@Hirnlego999]

It's even better in the special though as he chances his voice perfectly for it.

[@fingolfin117baal2]

And he needs Money?

[@BiancaG-xo8nf]

And just cant handle money

[@Gordyan_Knot]

as a student studying marketing and business management.....this is fucking spot on.

[@citizenoftherepublic9795]

If you have any integrity that's one career path you're destined to suck at.

[@mdgh9971]

This is advertising not marketing .. Marketing is a bigger more important, useful word.. If you are. Studying marketing you would know what I mean.

[@citizenoftherepublic9795]

Same shit, different scale.

[@Brynin86]

Citizen of the Republic haha

[@TheGuardian163]

Citizen of the Republic marketing is simply the principle of getting your product known and convincing people to buy it. If you product *will* make people's lives better, or make them feel good, what is unethical is to *not* market it. Just like a shovel, you can use it to kill or you can use it to build. What matters is what you do with it (just so happens most use it to sell bullshit rather than make you happy) If doctors and scientists were bad salesmen no one would ever get healed.

[@jimpurcha7630]

George was the GOAT ! Everything about him was GENIUS. He said it like it is. Loved his way with words.He was one of a kind. RIP GC

[@metallizationofficial980]

It's sad some people thought he was crazy. He just knew how to communicate so much of our problems without wasting time.. genius rip

[@OneLastHitB4IGo]

They disliked him because he hit them with the truth. Made everyone look at themselves in a mirror and realize what fools they were. So many of them had that blood he mentioned dripping out of their asses

[@TheresaLyonhart]

I never knew that anyone thought he was crazy. I met him during the filming of Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure. Nothing crazy that I detected. Extremely intelligent.

[@kendalrymple1111]

They didn’t think he was crazy. They didn’t want to hear the truth.

[@calisongbird]

Who thought he was crazy? I never heard that, and I’ve been a fan since I attended his live show as a kid in the early 80s.

[@rollydoucet8909]

I've followed GC since he became known on the comedy scene. No one ever referred to him as crazy. Most people agreed that he was ahead of the times. The material that George started with became quite commonplace in the world of comedy after George got the ball rolling.

[@carloscjr23]

"- Hi! Im full of shit! How do you like that?! -well... at least he is honest" Last decade of politics in a nutshell.

[@SeasideStrangler]

decade? its always been like that

[@OneRadicalDreamer]

Could you imagine his take on social media? Just when you think catching a whiff of bullshit wasn't enough, now you can having oozing out your eyes and ears!

[@mattbrowne7862]

I wish he was still around today. His insights are so SO accurate and we need more people of those revealings today!

[@fredw358]

It was '76 and George helped me grow to understand the world. George Carlin put the rat baggery and lies into a perspective that saved my arse on numerous occasions.

[@life_of_riley88]

At one time this was the job of a good father.

[@goodun2974]

"We specialize in customer service". "We're servicing the account". This made me think of Wells Fargo....

[@svetu9411]

He is a genius. Not just the points he made and how true what he said still is. But that delivery! It's like he's reading a poem.

[@fizzzzerrrr]

I’ve watched this over and over again. It feels fresh and relevant in 2022 and only further confirms his unique type of genius. I’m in awe of his brilliance ✨

[@lindagusch2671]

AMEN!!

[@skylined5534]

He was a 'profit' of modern times! I really wish George was still with us. The way things have gone these days...I wish I could hear his take on things currently!

[@DickiMonster]

“He loves you and he needs money “ relationship these days

[@ancientgear7192]

Yes but replace "he" with "she".

[@Launchpad05]

Or Democrat leadership.

[@Charles-hy6gp]

in fairness, people have to live paycheck to paycheck. Sometimes young people have not choice

[@tbhUSuckOo]

@@ancientgear7192 Spotted the lonely incel

[@elbarto4815]

Been that way since the very beginning

[@DarthDevorin]

If politicians were honest, they wouldn't be politicians.

[@barbarahales4569]

You're missed, wish you were still here.

[@griff5713]

as long as his work can be seen and heard, he'll always be here, just bodily disadvantaged.

[@andrewmasc3174]

Same

[@thinginground5179]

So.... So you think you can tell...

[@thinginground5179]

@@ILoveAmerica1123 Unfortunately true.

[@acrmuhammad8289]

He mocked and explained whole way of business advertising in first 2.30 minutes. What a genius. George Carlin, we love you.

[@MrNed09]

This guy is spot on, yet in 2021 we still have people believing these same politicians talking BS!😂

[@staceystrukel1917]

And religion

[@thishandleistaken1011]

like George said, it's not just politicians, it's fucking everywhere

[@phillipanselmo8540]

@@staceystrukel1917 and advertisers

[@legendbones6729]

Only certain people trust the government. But there's a group of us that knows they are a bunch of bs but they use their power against black people so white people live them for that not knowing that the government is against them too. But they like seeing the government do what they are doing so they keep their eyes and mouths closed. This country is going down in a hurry and guess who will be the blame for it???

[@wildcardartsent]

No bullshit!

[@markporter61]

He was always my favorite comedian. R.i P carlin. We miss you

[@erincaitlin1655]

For sure !!

[@agentelvis81]

Funniest, most honest man ever to live - period. RIP.

[@callmestan117]

two honest men. 1- George Carlin = Show faults 2- Jiddu Krishnamurti = Show how to fix

[@sb-di3of]

hes not dead wtf?

[@JaysonT1]

Bill Burr is another one.

[@anonymoususer638]

@@sb-di3of ?

[@Johnny_Savage]

He took a lot from Mark Twain, which is a compliment of course

[@clubcvc]

Eddie Murphy, who I consider the most natural and one of the best comedians of all time, said that in his opinion George Carlin was the funniest of all comedians ever! I agree with Mr Murphy.

[@saturdaysolitude7800]

I genuinely think he is the greatest philosopher/comedian/performance artist ever!

[@ericnorris8704]

He is a Fucking Legend and much more than just a Comedian.

[@versatilejams]

Very underrated set. Maybe in his top five. A blend of different types of George (funny, political/business critic, religious critic). Pure legendary comedy.

[@alphabeta8403]

3:00 BS is everywhere 6:00 Advertising 7:00 The media 8:00 Religion

[@guscelina]

We could sure use his wit & intellect now. I miss him so much.

[@ermoal6557]

Am I the only one who doesn’t laugh when this man speaks, its makes so much sense it’s actually sad

[@littlechico5187]

Ermo Al I rarely ever break out in physical laughter when watching him. Because it’s all true factual information. Still enjoyable nonetheless.

[@Jblah]

Nope to me its funny. I know exactly who he is trolling LMAO people like you

[@Jblah]

@@littlechico5187 u mean hes talking about you Lmfao

[@littlechico5187]

@j blah please do explain further...

[@xSmuckerZxJelly]

I don’t laugh when he speaks, I come to these vids to see what he has to say cause it’s truth. This man was woke and saw the shitty world for what it is

[@vankula]

George Carlin has no equal. I love Richard Pryor. Not apples to apples, but Carlin is the king.

[@Joh-d7q]

Always loved how he called out all the bs. The dude is a legend in my books .

[@Digginbehindthedikes]

Theres one guy in the audience who is really enjoying himself.

[@krisdang]

machine gun laughter every time. KInda annoying

[@cristimn]

Can't focus watching this anymore after I read this comment :-))

[@Diamond-xf8uc]

Had I hear him too

[@SuperMikado282]

@@krisdang why?

[@waynecarter4200]

@@SuperMikado282 i for one rather enjoyed his laughter

[@liberty-matrix]

"America's leading industry is still the manufactured, distribution, packaging and marketing of bulshit." - George Carlin

[@johnmercury2272]

George Carlin, the thinking man's comedian

[@Guayabaman305]

Or the laughing man's philosopher.

[@anderseckstrand7033]

Both

[@gorkskoal9315]

eeeeh. he was a bitter jaded man with a lot of frustrations related to how heart renchingly soul rending the world was turning toxic. At least in his view. Unfortunatly comedy stages were one of the few veniews left him. It was comedy in the in the court joker sense. the person who knows the only safeway for him to say what he needs, is as comedias, to illuminate. Not reely thinking mans stand up, or stand up at all. a very frustrated recovering addict having to stay busy is more like it.

[@joevid1992]

Really? He's not funny at all and he seems like a total prick. I could listen to every word this idiot has ever said throughout his whole life and never even chuckle. He's not funny and people who say he is have no concept of humor.

[@justinrenteria9444]

@@joevid1992 to each his or her or now a days its own . He spoke real talk now a days gen is soft and he spoke truth lol that's the gag listen to him

[@PoddyPooper]

I miss you George.....my favorite line...."The American Dream, You have to be asleep to believe it "