ANGRY AUNT - WHAT YOUR CHOICE OF DOG SAYS ABOUT YOU! 01

[@dannyh9010]

Chihuahua owner: too lazy to fix the doorbell.

[@daveredd9832]

Hahahaha my friends have one too for the same bloody reason.

[@PrairieGirl862]

💯

[@jackiematsumura2649]

My yappers got old and now I never know when the UPS guy drops off a package.

[@larryrobinson08]

Don’t need no stinking doorbell with a little yappie dog.

[@TerreHauteRemoteGoat]

A Chihuahua owner I knew once told me that he got a Chihuahua because, "When they die, you don't care." No more heartbreak at the loss of your dog!

[@rolfjohnson830]

100% right. I have 2 German Shepherds. They keep most people away until they see you have a treat for them. Bush Barbie rules

[@nikkiosborneofficial]

Do you wanna see more Bush? Coming soon...

[@rolfjohnson830]

@@nikkiosborneofficial cannot wait 😃

[@catsrgoodpeople2]

​@@nikkiosborneofficial Really, you are a treasure lady.😂

[@marcoi7035]

@@nikkiosborneofficial💯

[@oatnoid]

@@nikkiosborneofficial Been there, done that. You don't remember? I understand, it was a kegger in high school. I was fifth in line. Still,I'm a little hurt. I thought we had something special.

[@joneses1962]

I didn't choose my dog, he chose me. We live in Louisiana, in the country. One day a Black Labrador Retriever from a couple miles away shows up and decides that I'm his friend. We found out where he came from and tried to take him home, but he arrived back at our house before we did. The people who owned him didn't care about him, so now he is part of our family, or actually MY buddy because he's latched onto me.

[@nikkiosborneofficial]

👏

[@ContentRemoved___]

Someone stole my dog once too.

[@TheBaumcm]

Yep, some of us are chosen

[@craigsawyer6453]

I had an Australian Cow Dog choose me. That dog stole my heart, I will never forget how she would jump into my arms. I hang a deer antler wreath for the holidays every year in her honor. She was the one that found the antler and brought it to me. She gave so much love.

[@craigsawyer6453]

@@MrKingsley Thats funny! You got me laughing. Good on you.

[@donaldleider7382]

I’ve owned several dogs my entire adult life, this woman is hilariously spot on with her dog owners descriptions!

[@crowejagerson3628]

I have an American bully who originally was owned by my brother's wife's x. He was gonna take him to the pound so my brother brought the dog home instead. Unfortunately his dog and the bully didn't get along. I didn't want a dog but when I got sick for a week instead of crating the dog I told my brother I'd watch him. That dog didn't leave my side for the entire time I was sick. 3 days into being sick I told my brother I'll take the dog. He's now my best buddy, constant companion, and I can't imagine life without this giant headed, jowly, tank of dog by my side.

[@treyparsons3267]

Hell yeah!

[@katemiller7874]

Great story. Man’s best friend

[@cheryl1766]

beautiful dogs...some have terrible owners

[@jaytowne8016]

Have an American Bully XL, sweet dog! If you are sick, they won't leave your side. Cuddle to excess... Loves people, except for ad ones.

[@markkirby9531]

I'm old enough to remember all the "killer breeds" trends in the US. German Shepherds, Doberman Pinchers, Rottweilers, and now the various versions of a Pit Bull. There is no such thing as a "Killer Breed", simply dogs that are trained to be dangerous, or not trained at all. Unfortunately, too many people don't understand that they are sending signals to the dog that it is Alpha rather than them. Simple errors like letting the dog eat before you do, letting the dog walk in front of you when you take them for walks, walking around the dog rather than forcing it to get out of your way. Not understanding the inherent meaning of the pitch of your voice. Low pitch is Alpha, high pitch is subservient. etc. I've had dogs most of my adult life, Chow Chows, Pit Bulls, an Akita Pit Bull mix, mutts, etc. Of all of them, I would rank the Chow as potentially the most problematic, for one simple reason. With most breeds, once you establish that you are Alpha, they accept that going forward. Not Chows. They will challenge you after a period of time and you have to be ready to reassert your position as Alpha.

[@scottt3491]

I bought a Jack Russell.... so I could laugh at friends and family who come over and run from something that's 8 inches tall.

[@nikkiosborneofficial]

Now I know how your wife feels

[@monteyoung7126]

You bought a Jack Russell terrorist 😮 I'm so sorry. We got ours because she was kicked out, found and kicked out again. Four years later she's a blessing in our lives! They are extremely smart yet ridiculously stubborn dogs 🐕 I always feel safe when she's on patrol.

[@Allan_aka_RocKITEman]

​@@nikkiosborneofficial>>> BA DUM TSSS...😉

[@michaeltaylor4984]

Most vindictive dog I ever ate.

[@invisibilianone6288]

You mean, "Rustled up Terrier"😁

[@jasonlivingston9316]

I’m a German shepherd owner, I am outraged that you got me! Spot on. You had me at hate people. 😂 kinda

[@ricosuave5120]

The only thing better than a German Shepherd...is two German Shepherds.

[@jhs8496]

@@ricosuave5120 ...named "Pancho" and "Cisco."

[@kiwia8271]

@@ricosuave5120 Try 5 of them, LOL.

[@samdavis347]

I have 2 German shepherds, thinking about adding a 3rd. You don't sneak up on my house.

[@ust2flyjetz147]

I have a black German shepherd and I love answering the door with him at my side! I just tell people not to make any sudden movements and if they decide to run, they shouldn’t run in a straight line 😂😂😂

[@elwexican]

I got an unidentifiable mutt because they were practically giving her away at the pound. Best dog ever.

[@lylehart3744]

That's a rescue mut

[@xocnahnrojb]

Nailed the characteristics of dogs and owners perfectly. I have 2 dogs, an American Staffy X Greyhound who is sleek, quiet, and graceful, and an American staffy who is barrel chested, vocal and clumsy. They intimidate people, but would only kill you if they fell on you out of a tree.

[@johnmead8437]

Being drunk makes some such great company too.

[@lynn6799]

They'll give you puppy dog eyes, convince you they're starved, and eat all your food for you if you let them too.

[@nurseratchet89]

I love my German Shepherd and he's my rescue, he saved me from a very dark place!😊

[@Amm1ttai]

I'm definitely Golden Retriever material. Is that my hair or my dog's hair on the furniture? Who knows? Who cares? Look at that adorable face.

[@scottlund4562]

Snorted at the Doodle and "...are they dogs?" 😂

[@longshot7601]

The teddy bear description was spot on.

[@melfreemans]

Those of us with miniature pinchers are sitting in a corner drinking, weeping, and wondering just wtf did we bring into our homes!

[@PhSyCo-B-oCh]

Lol, I had one, she turned out to be my best friend, we saved each other's lives. But, I actually locked myself in my bathroom when I first got her, almost crying, asking "what did I do?".

[@melfreemans]

@@PhSyCo-B-oCh I just spit out my drink laughing because I did the same! I'd hide in my car instead of the bathroom. I spent months covered in bandages because of those stinking puppy teeth!!!! She's almost 5 and she's still a ball of energy. But when she decides to be sweet and cuddle it's the best!!!! She sleeps under the covers with us and she insists that I "spoon" her lol!!!!! My other dog is a Bospin and an angel!!!! And to make matters worse I got a bengal cat. So I live in an insane asylum!!!!!!

[@johnmead8437]

@@melfreemans Give it a biscuit it will probably allow direct access instead of doing the contortionist lick pre-transfer before nodding off.

[@americanwoman6567]

I have had several min pins-they’re awesome little dogs. They have the biggest personality in the tiniest body

[@totallyrandomstuffandrevie9609]

I've got a rat terrier minpin mix. Barks constantly, murders all rabbits and squirrels, fought a deer ,don't ask.hates everyone but my wife and I and was a shelter dog. He's also the best snuggle buddy known to mankind. Returned to the shelter 3 times and labeled unadoptable. I'm a grumpy old man and we're a match made in heaven!

[@tachakawa]

I'm sure everyone here thinks that their dog is the best in the world......but....the best dog I've ever had was a Border Collie....he was actually pretty laid back for a Border Collie, but wonderful. He lived 13 years and I miss him every day.

[@andyman8630]

i miss my 1964 mini

[@tni333]

Every dog owner thinks they have the best dog in the world - and they’re all correct ❤

[@andyman8630]

@@tni333 does that include my 1964 mini??

[@grunta4437]

I had a great dane x mastiff ,he died 2months ago he was 18 years old ,a beautiful boy also blind

[@jmalin6359]

My border collie cross was my best friend. He passed in 2022 at 12. I miss him every day😢

[@D.M.S.]

I had a Hungarian Shepherd. She had terrible owners and needed to be rescued. She was afraid of water, other dogs, people, and her own tail, but she came around. She was traumatized but a lot of fun and the most beautiful dog to be around. Hair everywhere. You had her hair on you even if you never met her and only met me. She also stole every piece of paper she could find and ripped it apart. I think it was a coping mechanism. She only did it when she was stressed. She was too old to be properly trained, or I was too stupid, maybe both, but luckily, she was smart as hell. Our neighbour hated us and sent the police on us. He claimed my dog would be dangerous. I feared they took her away because she didn't do well with strangers. But she played with the police, was the cutest animal ever. Followed every command. They loved her. I couldn't believe it. After that, she looked at me like: "We did it, didn't we? Well, enough theatre for today good Sir. I take my dinner on the balcony this evening." She knew exactly what was going on! "You're able to play Shakespeare, but not to sit, when I ask you?" Loved that dog.

[@phialdictator6493]

Thanks for telling us all about your rescue mutt! 👍

[@D.M.S.]

@@phialdictator6493 thank you for reading it :)

[@gardengoddess2442]

How wonderful that must have been ❤. You do know you were truly blessed ❤

[@waynecross3101]

I bet your neighbours have a cat

[@nikkiosborneofficial]

Beautiful... thanks for sharing this story!

[@jeffreyperry9616]

At first I thought, "What will she say about my Belgian Malinois?" Then I realized that she already had me pegged, because I used to have a German Shepherd, but now I hate people with greater intensity.

[@cmichaelhoover8432]

Neighbors have two Malinois. They are two of the friendliest dogs in the neighborhood. I love it that the older, larger one actually likes me.

[@TheEmosesnepho]

Becoming one with your dog teaches you what true love is.

[@andyman8630]

men only understand Love once they've had their hearts broken - women only understand Love once they've had a baby

[@PhSyCo-B-oCh]

​@@andyman8630 All men have to do is run back to mom, because, that's who they were looking for in the first place. No one truly understands love when it's person to person, each interprets it differently. Person to pet is a different story all together, that's unconditional, accept when my chug won't talk to me unless I have some chicken in my hand . .🤣😂🤣😂😎

[@andyman8630]

@@PhSyCo-B-oCh Love is a state of being, not an emotion, nor an 'interpretation' - Unconditional love is the only real form of Love, everything else is merely "the illusion of Love"

[@onamattapeeya]

​@@PhSyCo-B-oChyeah definitely sounds like a psycho

[@andyleuterio1219]

This is hilariously accurate. I rescued a Belgian Malinois K-9 and secretly bask in the terror of strangers as my dog compulsively inspects them for contraband while I hold the moral high ground of having rescued it. Then I also dream of a farm so my BC can stop herding kids, while my Labrashepherd wants to eat everything in sight while also acting like my bodyguard.

[@nikkiosborneofficial]

😆

[@ypaulbrown]

lovely

[@tracycrider7778]

I have a rescue Mal too and she’s the best❤

[@duanebosch9508]

Hahaha. I have a Mali that does search and rescue work. Everyone knows this because I tell them. And I wear the gear and have a sign on my car just incase they didn't hear me

[@scout3058]

You did not rescue a trained odor detection dog. You found a regular Malinois and now you tell tall tales. Real odor detection dogs don't sniff people. 😉

[@VikingDom-n9r]

I got a Border Collie as a farm dog, but the herding children thing is way too accurate, especially as pups. 😂

[@GARDENER42]

My mate had a border collie called Sweep. When asked if that was because of its ability to herd sheep, he said "nah, it's because she's daft as a brush".😁

[@VikingDom-n9r]

@@GARDENER42 They're a little daft sometimes. Mine ended up being my service dog, in a strange twist of fate, though, so they're not completely hopeless with a couple years of training.

[@johnmead8437]

@@VikingDom-n9r Most realise their predicament being saddled with inferior IQ beings, but accept the need for welfare to avoid getting shot freelancing unwary pets or livestock. Not all, they are a genuine risk to other animals if poorly trained, which is about 90% + of pet ones. They mimic the children inflicted on them.

[@John64125]

They do it all the time. If you are out walking with friends the idiot runs round and round the group in circles and flips out if someone strays off for a piss. The most stressed dog in all of recorded history, it’s a bloody nightmare.

[@t.halvorson5841]

We had to lean hard on ours to stop herding kids. I worried when we first had grandkids because they were older and quite bossy, but they immediately learned the kids were food sources and they would throw balls for hours for the dogs and giggle hysterically. The dogs adored them. We are now down to only one left and grandkids moved to another state. Prob just as well because the 16 year old dog would kill herself trying to keep up now. She can hardly see and move anymore but she still tries to play ball, guard the yard, and boss the house. There will be a big hole when she is gone.

[@DF-et4gs]

I have two golden retrievers, vacuuming and cuddling are my life.

[@InWithBothFeet]

St. Bernard... because I have dry mouth syndrome and mah dog is always good for some extra slobber when needed.

[@348Tobico]

The VERY BEST comment yet! Where's my St. Bernard when I need to keep hydrated?

[@loripolston6695]

Aww, gross! But I know what you mean. My Saint Sadie would shake her head until the drool mixed with hair was on the ceilings, walls and floors.

[@bennyboogenheimer4553]

My Uncle adopted retired police dogs, all his life. Mostly Shepherds, Dobermans, and Rottweilers. But my favorite was Sunshine, a 4 year old Great Dane. She was all but, 5' Tall, and Black, & White marbled, nose to tail. But what was wild was, she would lay down, and fold herself into the tinniest spot on the floor. She was living Origami, and an absolute Sweetheart.

[@DwightStJohn-w1l]

your uncle was probably a natural disciplinarian, which these types of dogs thrive with. unfortunately, these breeds are also picked up in Canada as the country's version of a handgun, fully loaded. The tated, hatonbackwards, punk thug crowd. Those dogs don't do well with those types.

[@dickenscider7328]

So he only had that Dane for a couple of years then. My brother had several, none lived very long.

[@joannleichliter4308]

My Great Dane would start stretched out on my bed at night but always wound up curled up into a startlingly small ball on the left hand corner of the bed. He gave strangers pause, and probably would've died for us.

[@bennyboogenheimer4553]

@@joannleichliter4308 You were blessed to have him in your life.

[@joannleichliter4308]

@@bennyboogenheimer4553 Yes, I was.

[@analogludite9575]

You forgot Yorkies. There was a poster up in my neighborhood for a lost Yorkshire Terrier, with a picture. The only way to tell Yorkies apart is by the color of the ribbon in their hair. 😊

[@danielcobbins8861]

Used to know people who had Yorkies. They are perhaps the most annoying breed of dog, anywhere.

[@analogludite9575]

​@@danielcobbins8861No doubt. My sister-in-law used to have Maltese. Basically the same animal, with a solid white coat. My brother said that anything with a brain smaller than his cat's could not possibly be intelligent life. Granted, he was a big cat, but he had no problem outsmarting the pair of "little yappers".😅

[@jcnpresser]

Funny I found both these comments, cause I’ve got a morkie. Maltese/yorkie. Got him from a lady that was fostering it, cause my wife fell in love with it and her being scared of dogs, I thought it was a good way of getting a dog. It became her dog, very loyal to her, but bites me and my boy if we come around her, lol.

[@hgibson2448]

We have a Yorkie ... now she runs the house and wants cable with National Geographic Channel, to have a reason to bark!

[@danielcobbins8861]

@@hgibson2448 Does she bark at the animals on TV? My grandmother had a pug that would do that, especially if dogs were shown.

[@shainekinson1751]

Hysterical!! I expected to see Belgian Malinios in there... we can just take the German Shepard statement & amp that up! Lol!

[@LindaB651]

Although I don't currently have a dog, I spent most of my childhood and teens with a pack of German Shepherds, as my parents bred them and sold the pups. They're not just bad-ass, but also extremely intelligent, affectionate, and protective of their pack and people. My parents never had to worry when I went hiking with Lobo by my side!

[@mikeadams7405]

ABSOLUTLY HYSTERICAL !!!!!!! Because its so true

[@trevoroneil3522]

💯😂

[@montyfpv2259]

I've got a Jack Russell..... she goes everywhere with me. But unlike her, I don't have short man syndrome... 🤣

[@JaneAustenAteMyCat]

We have a Jack Russell x whippet. He's simultaneously Barky Mc Barkface wannabe Scrappy Doo and full to the brim of anxiety and just wants reassurance 😆

[@montyfpv2259]

@@JaneAustenAteMyCat 🤣🤣🤣

[@davelafferty605]

Your description of doodles -- and doodle owners -- was hilarious! It was also incorrect. Except for the financially secure part. 😁

[@thegadphly3275]

Ayup... In Alaska folks got Doberman or pit bulls, They have no hair, Here in the states (where there is NO snow), folks get ... Huskies, Malemutes, aleut dogs, Dog sled dogs, and the animal pants away in heat exhaustion his entire life, roasting slowly and longing for a nice ice sheet to lay around on.

[@danielcobbins8861]

Snow does fall in the lower 48, mostly in the northern half.

[@michaeltaylor4984]

​@@danielcobbins8861It snows in southern NM and AZ every winter.

[@eshea3621]

Spot on. Would add one thing about German Shepherds - not bothered by ankle deep dog hair.😮

[@sc0repio662]

I chose Bouvier Des Flandres for a number of reasons... Big, strong, smart... the whimpering "OMG... it's a *BEAR!!!* " from the burglar attempting to break in...

[@SparkyBob357]

Still remember the ( DOG BIG DOG !!!!) scream from some scammers trying to intimidate my mother in law when they saw my Giant Schnauzer as they ran for their truck. Funny they never came back. She was a lover and just wanted to get a pet. All 115 lbs of her.

[@sashaashby]

my favorite all time dogs, i got a doodle this time around but made sure the coloring was as close as possible to a bouvier

[@blueriverlore]

Australian Shepherd here. She's been with me since 10 weeks old (now 11) and never leaves my side. Extremely smart. She's kinda shy and suspicious of everyone except our mail carrier. They have become best friends.

[@yodaiam1000]

I have a rescue dog ... Did I mention that I have a rescue dog?

[@traceycrawford9938]

The absolute best type of dogs.

[@Smickster01]

oh yeah, tell me more. ive heard enough....lol

[@AmixLiark]

We can tell by your profile picture 😅.

[@user-wl8wl8lp9r]

😂

[@nisanight2247]

Guilty. I tell people

[@farrierette5216]

I got a basset hound because I am a couch potatoe.😂

[@theresagrimshaw1285]

My favorite breed.

[@Journey-of-1000-Miles]

As someone who loves Chihuahuas, I feel like I dodged a bullet.

[@dutchbachelor]

Chihuahua are the psychopaths of the dog world...

[@cheetobuzz]

Same here! Originally long ago, the Toltec tribes in South America bred down techihi's. They were used as temple guardians that didn't need much food, but were loyal, territorial, and had superb hearing. Someone who could tell the difference between custodial workers, worshippers, or unfamiliar people trying to sneak in just by hearing footsteps a few floors above them. Then the Inca fought and took the techichi's for their own temples. Then Mayan, for temple guardians and sacrifices. (But the Mayan sacrificed humans on a regular basis,along with the blood based sports that drew crowds) Later, as settlers moved to North America, these small,trendy dogs were often bought and used as ratters. Nowdays, they are a breed recommended to use as hearing dogs for the deaf, and still get carried around and haven't forgotten their long past when they were respected and also given offerings by worshippers for doing their guarding and alerting work. Get at least 30 of them,and they can still bring a deer down quickly, bite by bite❤

[@daveredd9832]

Chihuahua Pomeranian barking rat same thing.

[@petcatznz]

You dodged nothing if you have one of those! 😂

[@sunnydayz9032]

Hardest dog in the world to potty train though

[@PrismaticTentacle]

I have a staffy-rottie mix..I will never get my bond back and people leave me alone because they're afraid he'll lick them to death or something... 🤷‍♀️ I mean I assume thats what it is..not the 30kg barrel on legs sprinting at full speed while sounding like he's already actively biting you.. thats just his love language.

[@Russty1969]

I have 3 rescue GSD. You are spot on. I even had to tell you they are rescues. 😂😂

[@petervrabcak5597]

Each dog has a special joy, no matter how it looks

[@TheBowhunterinNB]

German shepherd owner here : very accurate 🫡

[@kcswolf]

My white GSD thinks everyone that stops over is there to play with her. I can tell fellow Shepherd owners - they aren't afraid of her at all and they bring treats. The others look like they are at the gates of hell. I am amused. You were spot on for GSD people.

[@mikep490]

Ah, but the WSD isn't a "real" GSD. Yes, I know the tales of breeding, but personality is more like a Samoyed. They haven't been bred into the scary animals GSDs have become. Then there's the Spring harvest. This is the time when we have a second garbage can and collect enough shedded fur to stuff enough parkas for an expidition to the South pole, or a 3 piece sectional. Think of it as a self shearing sheep.

[@cigarnationwarriors]

I have a Belgian Malinois, aka Velociraptor. Mals are also good at dealing with relatives.

[@nikkiosborneofficial]

😆

[@hendrickswart4122]

@cigarnationwarriors How to quickly solve all family problems: Just give the plates to Old Jock to clean out and stack it away afterwards.

[@LingaBirdie]

I have become somewhat antisocial since my first Mal. I have three now. We are together all day everyday. Every family member is terrified of us. I have the secret password that can make all their terrors disappear "Wanna play with the ball?". I won't tell anyone. Ever. 😂😂😂

[@parkerbrown-nesbit1747]

Also a Mal owner, although most of the time it seems to be the other way around. She's a rescue who was listed as a German Shepherd/Husky mix. She came to us with a lot of problems, and it's taken time and patience to get her to bits the confident dog she is now. Unlike most Mals, she's extremely calm and laid-back (just don't try to mess with me. She WILL deliver a can of whoop a$$. Nobody messes with her mama).

[@tamsmartin1]

I don't have a border collie but I walk one for our neighbour and I think their intrinsic appeal is they are so smart and attentive. She is the best dog I have ever walked at off leash recall and at picking up games.

[@wormthatturned8737]

Golden retriever hooverer upperer for life here. Luckily no allergies but I have spent more money on vacuum cleaners than all the Bondi beach lifeguards have spent on condoms!

[@nikkiosborneofficial]

😂

[@stevenweiss7129]

Hilarious, from a person who prefers dogs to people.

[@MichaelScott-du2ij]

Yes

[@andyman8630]

dogs love unconditionally and anything less is merely "the illusion of Love" which is where most humans are at

[@k9six185]

Bang on about the german shepherds….mine is laying right next to me….LOL

[@blackdog1392]

Every single dog I ever had rescued me ...

[@scottyb4606]

Queensland heelers for me. These dogs are smart, not too big, with endless energy. Give them a job to do and they are happy. Let them find their own job and you will be miserable.

[@OldPapaBear]

To watch them work is amazing. The instincts are so strong. As with all working dog breeds they were domesticated to be with their owner all day. They insist on your attention. A wonderful breed for the right owners.

[@frankmorris4790]

We are on ranch in southern New Mexico. All manner of large predators, AND now half the bloody third world. Our Heeler dogs are at work 24/7 these days, nothing better!

[@hendrickswart4122]

@frankmorris4790 Here in South Africa were working on a cross between a Boerbull, a giraffe and a hyena. It will have a longer reatch and a giggle afterwards.

[@lesliepropheter5040]

My blue heeler, got him at two. He was leashed next to his owner at a pet store, she was the cashier. So, I’m like, WTF… I asked her why she had her dog at work and she started crying, her parents kicked the dog out. He lived to16, was mellow and asides from puking a lot, was healthy until 3 months before he just couldn’t take it anymore.

[@billypitts6368]

My Red Healer was smarter than most people I know. I would love another but the hair is way too much. It is like he sheds an entire coat a day. He was a wonderful companion.

[@kaiw391]

Well the German shepherd one has me to a T 😂

[@pamela5250]

I think this is why I want a shepherd so badly. It’s gonna be my “retirement dog” for when I have plenty of time to spend with it.

[@scott3744]

"Rescue dog owners tend to want to tell everyone they've got a rescue dog. You don't have to tell us... we can tell by its face." 😂🤣😂

[@russellbrown1068]

I dunno, I thought your assessment was Spot-On. Well done Lass.

[@malcolmstanfield3042]

Years ago, i stole a large pig dog cross, from an abusive household in Nqld, I took it to Sydney with me and treated all it's ailments, she was a beautiful , friendly dog. I used to love walking her around the neighbourhood. The suburb had a large asian population., and theyused to see us coming and cross the road or turn around and hightail it. I thought it was quite funny. When I got back to NQLD, I was telling people about it and I was told that, if you had eaten dog meat, other dogs can tell. I don't care if it's not true, I still crackup about it 20yrs later. Love your work Nikki

[@independentsistah]

What????

[@billycox475]

​@@independentsistahyeah, I definitely want to learn more about this pig dog cross

[@theunknownunknowns5168]

About to "holiday" a black lab for a month! One other homestay time, I farted and she covered her nose with her paw. Like a fart joke! Dogs definitely have a sense of humour. Some dogs...

[@nikkiosborneofficial]

Labs are awesome!

[@gr8witenorth61]

for years i was a cat person, then i met a man that was an electrical engineer in england and settled here in canada, he had the most beautiful german shepard i had ever met, she was smart and well trained. and kept the mossys on their toes when riding in the elevator between walks................. great dog 💝💝💝💝💝

[@1bigapple2]

Can’t be. Mosquitoes don’t have toes. (Except in their names)

[@GregJorgo]

That, was 100% spot on! Thankyou, made me laugh!

[@wheelofcheese100]

👍 I have a rescue dog and about died laughing when you said we don’t have to tell anyone and showed the face of that dog 😂😂😂

[@BogusJNutherwebb-me6pn]

We must be confused. One Lab, one Staffy, one Wolf hybrid. All saved little girls.

[@victoriastars6172]

I have a wolf hybrid and she is the smartest creature I have ever had the pleasure of living with! She is also incredibly stubborn lol

[@truepeace3]

Proud Pom owner here!!! 😁 And you are Sooooo right about rescue dog owners. They do love to boast about how merciful they are rescuing these dogs. Then make you feel like a selfish heartless person for actually buying a dog. And if it’s purebred…???!!! Forget about it!

[@skykn1ght78]

Hilarious! God, the doodle and rescue bits had me howling! I’ve got an Akita and would say the German Shepherd but applies there and add: I enjoy making my life extra difficult by have a breed that tells me to eff off and I find excessive dog hair charming and a security system that hates everyone that’s not me.

[@wmpmacm]

I have two German Shepherds and believe I have "kick ass dogs," and they are when they barking at the door over nobody. That is, if they are not napping.

[@duke9173]

I also have 2 GSD and the FedEx and UPS drivers drop my stuff at mommas house 1/2mi down the road. They’d never hurt either but when you see a white and black shepherd running full steam to greet you it’s a little kick ass to me. I now have to go sweep up dog hair for the 3rd time this morning.

[@wmpmacm]

@@duke9173 Dog fur clings to everything I wear. And I wear it proudly 🐕‍🦺🐕‍🦺😀

[@andreataylor7135]

Channelling Dane Edna, love it. Can't believe I hadn't seen or heard this great comedic genius before.

[@alanthom4641]

Cat person.....love the cat sorting out the pom-poms, chauwuas, french poodles.....😂😂😂 Stays clear of the 'others'😂😂😂

[@sethware1665]

My wife got a Victorian Bulldog named Bluto 5 years into our relationship. Mo-Fo only listens to her, and I know he’s secretly plotting my demise. Should have got her a Tamagotchi

[@makingsensewithsteve3620]

I have always had beagles. Was waiting to hear her description of me. LOL

[@robertcopeland7223]

I find the lack of Dachshund and Australian Shepherd disturbing.

[@leeroller193]

The best dogs in the world are your dogs. And owning a dog at all… Any dog… Is what says a lot about you. No idea what she’s on about.

[@alexadey3413]

Yeah missing out the dachshund was just wrong.... how could you??

[@joekoz3815]

@@alexadey3413 We don't own Dachshunds. They own us.

[@alexadey3413]

@@joekoz3815 obviously

[@thequackhouse4658]

I think it's part one though. Mini Dachshunds are heaven

[@HotSakiiVideo]

Hilarious …I have a German Shepherd and a Yorkie. Don’t know what that says about me but I can co sign the GSD owner characterzation. 😂

[@seamoremonster]

Personally...loved your take on this...oh...and by the way can I tell you about my rescue dog?🤣🤣🤣

[@Texas-Chris]

I love it, I have Shibas, you can probably hear them at your place in Australia !!! Your comedy is so good, thank you Nikki, laughter is so good for the soul

[@edspace2402]

(Note to Self) Shuddup re the rescue dog...

[@nikkiosborneofficial]

😆

[@motherlesschild102]

Same!

[@morgotha42]

what about huskies LOLOL they shed the equivalent of an entire dog monthly!! 🤣 I know, we have one! LMFAO

[@russellvonastel7111]

This woman is, incredible

[@brucerogermorgan2388]

She's a brilliant talent.

[@andyman8630]

of course she's incredible! she's Aussie!!

[@calvinstacey5350]

Haha, I’ve got a German Shepherd, you just described me to a T!1

[@keith2964]

I knew a Cowboy once that had a Weiner Dog. I guess everybody told him to get Along Little Doggie. 🤣👍😎

[@DJPetrou]

I thank you underplayed the labradoodle. 🤣

[@neilharrison7555]

Brilliant!!!! Love it! There's a guy near me that gets dragged along the road by his "Designer Dalmation". How is he dressed? Hair in a "man bun", big bushy beard (you can smell the beard oil as he walks past!) tattoos (of course), heavy check shirt (flannel!) with of course skin-tight jeans with big clumpy desert boots. Basically he's a HIPSTER, with his HIPSTER dog! Great analysis Angry Aunt !!

[@TommyDye]

100% spot on with the Labrador!

[@cairnex4473]

They'd eat the arse out of a dead rhinoceros.

[@carolrosecarlson5585]

German Shepherd owner...you nailed it!😅

[@fjb4932]

Everytime i think about having a dog, i go to one of my friends house's that has a dog. When i've had enough...i go home. Same with wanting a kid. Twenty minutes of fun shouldn't cost me twenty years . . . ☆

[@MartinaDeir]

lol Always had German Shepherds and always will - love this - you're hilarious

[@jameschmielowiec114]

A Westie for us. 2000 pictures and counting.

[@bronwynreijnders7205]

OMFG. Staffy owner here. So TRUE! I have a pom as well. ALSO true! I have a vizsla and a boerboel as well! Make part 2!

[@nikkiosborneofficial]

Here it is... kzbin.info/www/bejne/n5Kqdqljbdqfqrc sorry no Vizsla or Baubles!

[@bronwynreijnders7205]

​@nikkiosborneofficial OMG thank you. I loved it 😂

[@MyrtletheTurtle3867]

I can't have a dog in my tiny, rental apartment, but if I ever lived somewhere I could have a dog, I would get a German Shepherd for exactly the reasons you described.

[@philhamilton8731]

I love my GSD. They require a lot of training but they are definitely worth it. I made sure to socialize my boy properly, so while he looks intimidating he is a big goof who loves everyone. He is the most inherently friendly and people oriented dog I have ever owned.

[@adamclutinger2671]

Our German Shepherd is basically a 90lb cat. The only thing he has EVER herded is a nap on the sofa.

[@Camera1931-p5v]

German Shepherd's rule! LOL

[@bigpuppy9923]

I've had red kelpies, German Shepherds, Jack Russells and now a chocolate Lab. I must have multiple personalities to match.

[@mrnamm6142]

"The dog you buy"?.....Well that says a lot about you right there.

[@truepeace3]

Seriously? I love all dogs. But just because I might buy a dog doesn’t make me a bad person.

[@mzledastray2207]

Agree 10000% Adopt don't shop.

[@JustPlainBill0]

Anyone who wont pay for a dog (any dog) probably wont pay to take care of it. There's something about having you own money (a dog in the fight?) invested in a dog that makes it a lot easier to pay those vet bills, dog food dollars, etc.

[@skykn1ght78]

How many rescues do you have that you love to virtue signal about?

[@mrnamm6142]

@@JustPlainBill0 Oh kinda like when people have children for free they don't properly take care of them because they were free?

[@misterpillows2800]

Even my doodles don’t think they’re dogs 😅

[@BrentonCMB]

Thank God... I have a Texas Heeler... not an official name, so, he's half Australian Shephard and half Australian Cattle Dog (Blue Heeler)...

[@hamfox9714]

Two Australian cattle dogs here.

[@markapplejohn4376]

Blue heeler but it's in Texas so that makes it a Texas Heeler 'cause, you know, it's Texas... now, get off my lawn or I'll have to pull out my six- guns "cause, it's Texas and that's what we do...

[@rodrocket8216]

"Knows it won't get the rent back." Like it.

[@trishmorton2035]

I have a staffy and I am bogun and proud. Love your work!!!!

[@TheFishingPilot]

GSD Owner here. I like how people take a wide path around us. When the delivery guys pull up and hear her bark, they don't loiter very long.

[@scottloy89]

I have 2, my ups driver leaves my parcels at the curb or 2 feet in the yard.

[@lokilawson]

We got our border collie because of his description as a “very chill little puppy.” I know, I know, chill meant chill in relation to other BCs. In reality, he is still high energy and loves to work, but he knows how to turn it off and on. When he is on, he doesn’t allow you to touch him, unless the trick he might be performing involves touching. When he is off, he thinks he is a lap dog (ouch, bony dog elbows), is super loving, and yes, very chill. He gets most of his exercise herding geese, in our pond. He has absolutely no chance of ever catching them in spite of being an excellent swimmer, but he just doesn’t care. He swims after them anyway, and if there are no geese on the water, he just swims. He can be left unsupervised to swim while I spend a couple hours in the veggie garden. Strangers walking by will be mostly ignored, unless they do anything to acknowledge him. Once they do, he is impossible to stop. He will be laser focused on this person, to the exclusion of all other stimuli. Ears drop in that border collie friend face, and he is on their hip in an instant, reaching up to lick their face. It’s an annoyance, but most people are fine with it.

[@tonyvera-cruz6422]

Thank you Nicole! I'm not a dog owner because you've put into words what I witnessed.

[@N0p3er5]

Exactly. This is why I'm a dog auntie (: I will support my friends with dogs when they come over, the pups are spoiled at aunties!!

[@tonyvera-cruz6422]

Oh, is that what you call it. Well, that makes me a Dog Uncle then. I'm happy to dog sit, but not own one.

[@joeviking61]

My Doodle is a living Teddy Bear with a "don't tell me what to do" attitude

[@charliepike8482]

I have 2 German Shepards. Spot on analysis, except that I did watch "I am Legend".

[@Crtnmn]

My German baby girl wouldn't hurt a flea.😂😂😂

[@nickp5511]

Fun perception of owners! A 4 yr old Siberian Husky found me five years ago and she has been a loving, sweet, powerful puller, fluff losing perfect little fur baby! My dog before her was a super smart loyal Rottweiler/ Australian shepherd mix that I had from a 6 week old puppy in a box behind a Starbucks until her 17th birthday! Best dogs find you!

[@stevesmith3556]

A happy dog is one that gets to do what they want with boundaries. We've taken a couple dogs from people who said that they were unruly and didn't get along. They are very happy with us and are the sweetest, most appreciative dogs ever. Its all in the owner.....

[@johnkemas7344]

Girl you are so right!!! Absolutely agree with you assessment!!

[@Marcus_Caius]

Labrador owner: Lab loyalty is on FOOD and FOOD more FOOD where's the FOOD... did I mention FOOD?

[@parkerbrown-nesbit1747]

My English Lab/Mastiff mix never met a meal he didn't love, so I know exactly what you mean. He would eat anything that didn't eat him first. R.I.P. Lars. Our time together was way too short.

[@bruceelliott3518]

Absolutely bang on. I've got a shepherd.