Nikki cannot offend me. I am Australian. Damn, give this girl a national medal.
@jasontimothywells98958 ай бұрын
How many amputated Tasmanian heads do you have in your collection ? Do the rightful owner of the little extra head ever come looking for his fookin mate😂
@itistrue1017 ай бұрын
Fairdinkum Rolf... you getting a fair suck of the sav?
@richardstever32427 ай бұрын
Give her a chance.
@ParlorMan_Acoustic_GuitarАй бұрын
How about “What the car you drive says about you?” I love your sense of humor Nikki.
@Bdub19528 ай бұрын
Fan from Idaho USA - How about "What your tattoo says about you?" That should offend a shit ton of people!
@oatnoid8 ай бұрын
They all say one thing: "Yeah I screwed up."
@harrymills27708 ай бұрын
A desperate bid for a personal identity that makes you look like everybody else who lacks a sense of personal identity.
@nikkiosborneofficial8 ай бұрын
Tattoos... you wouldn't put bumper stickers on a Ferrari!
@Bdub19528 ай бұрын
@@nikkiosborneofficial so why put a tramp stamp 4 cm above your tush!
@Robert-xs2mv8 ай бұрын
@@nikkiosborneofficialsays who? I certainly would, but never fear, it be highly unlikely I ever own a Ferrari. If I had that kind of spare funds I buy half a dozen Harley Davison
@anomalouswoof25548 ай бұрын
" your dog is basically a fur shark." ROFL 😂
@matthewwilson23698 ай бұрын
Dobermans (dobermen?) are so misunderstood. All the ones that I've met have been big sooks - and I'm a cat person!
@markhoffman7 ай бұрын
@@matthewwilson2369I can verify. Dobermans just love to love people. But man, try being mean around a Doberman and they will straighten you out real quick.
@paulmartin23487 ай бұрын
@@markhoffman Unless you have a well behaved Pitt with you. (the Doberman will be trying to rationalize it's near death experience while the Piss is apologizing for being a bit ruff)
@GARDENER427 ай бұрын
German shepherd police dogs in the UK are referred to as land sharks.
@matthewf95257 ай бұрын
"Fur Shark" owner here.. Yes they love people, but only the people "in their pack." Our doberman is so gentle and loving to my 3 kids (ages 4 to 9) and will protect them with her life. Any delivery person to our home can attest to this, if they come on the property while the kids are outside.
@garymueller6488Ай бұрын
This was great, I loved it. You're the best.
@nikkiosborneofficialАй бұрын
Thanks for watching!
@ScotchNWry8 ай бұрын
“A face like a crushed coke can”. Can I use that without being sued?
@TooTallDean8 ай бұрын
My favorite description is "a face like a can of crushed assholes"
@matthewwilson23698 ай бұрын
I think that would depend on who you said it about ...
@robbieoneil59458 ай бұрын
I've often heard the quote that says "A face that only a Mother could love".
@iffracem7 ай бұрын
It's better than "Face like a f^cked sandshoe" or "Head like a half chewed mintie"
@pd46895 ай бұрын
A face that looks like it's been chasing parked cars ...
@hughb50928 ай бұрын
The humorous practicality of our Aunt Barbi astounds me every time she drops her video gems.
@dranzacspartan80028 ай бұрын
Bloody beauty. Love the dry humour. Mate, you can insult people and make them smile. Now thats a gift.
@robertdavis60868 ай бұрын
I am totally in LOVE with her. Stunningly beautiful GORGEOUS and hilarious
@michaeljensen46508 ай бұрын
Nikki is my kind of bitch what does that say about me 😉 Lol. Bad boy, bad!
@ypaulbrown8 ай бұрын
oh Nikki, this is wonderful, cheers from Florida in the US...Paulie
@sittinandthinkin2 ай бұрын
I love the genuine reaction to her own mispronunciation of Pyrenees.
@mrjeff23968 ай бұрын
You are more lovable the more you drink! I learn more and more newer phrases from the down under! Never give up your humor!
@carlcoyle124Ай бұрын
I had a pug years ago.Best watch dog I ever had.She would watch you steal everything lol
@paulmaryon90888 ай бұрын
Brilliant, big thanks from the UK, be lucky and keep 'em coming, genius comedy!
@Allan_aka_RocKITEman3 ай бұрын
I used to have a co-worker that owned a Saint Bernard. He joked the dog was so big it crapped lawn furniture...🤭
@joeyshumate2564Ай бұрын
Ms. Osborne, you are absolutly awesome. Don't forget, dogs have owners, cats have servents.
@bg31608 ай бұрын
I'm offended that you didn't offend me! Many thanks for a way to start the day with a laugh. Pekinese and Pugs are about the same, look like the chase parked cars. Love the analogies!
@chha64398 ай бұрын
Beautiful lady I’m from Indiana. Thank you so much. Loveyour shows💙🇺🇸💙 hairless Chinese crested ..best dog ever
@KevinMacken8 ай бұрын
Be careful about the dog you choose, it can drive you to drink.😂
@harrymills27708 ай бұрын
Sometimes I'm too drunk to drive to my next drink. A dog who could take over the chore would be ideal.
@darylcheshire161821 сағат бұрын
my mum used that term with me - often. I struggled to understand it, like being driven to a kid’s party to drink lemonade. But she seemed angry so the contradiction was confusing. My mother used old cliches that I didn’t understand but I was not motivated to ask for clarification which would make things worse.
@brianfoley432824 күн бұрын
I love these videos...absolutely spot on.
@tazmaniachill8 ай бұрын
Proper comedy Aussie to the core, love it 😂😂
@IM-xs3uv8 ай бұрын
How about "What your choice of undies says about ya?"
@RobertFlynn-i4h8 ай бұрын
Or no undies
@IM-xs3uv8 ай бұрын
@@wayne5741 Or you just like the smell of sausage.
@stevedenis82928 ай бұрын
If you are in Canada and have a cattle dog it is because you saw Mad Max . You got the leather pants and shot gun but can't get the Holden so you got the dog.
@monotremata98928 ай бұрын
V8 Interceptor Pursuit Special . 1973 Ford XB Falcon GT 351 .
@Elitist208 ай бұрын
@@monotremata9892 It's the ducks guts!
@TassyDeval8 ай бұрын
@stevedenis8292 It was a good comment until you ruined it with that swear word.
@stevedenis82928 ай бұрын
@@TassyDeval ?
@BaxterThewall8 ай бұрын
@@stevedenis8292 "Holden" 😁
@thepragmatist717 ай бұрын
Brilliant! Loved the Husky description of an instagram model....
@mikeneely61908 ай бұрын
My Doberman was giving to me. She was a great nanny, helped raise our 3 kids. Obedient and faithful dog, loved to go on walks/runs, she would stay by our sides. A very protective of the kids, put down any dog that aggressively came near the kids.
@liberalsockpuppet47728 ай бұрын
Fur shark, LOL
@davidcrute34238 ай бұрын
How have I not heard of this genius before! Gold 🥰
@bennyboogenheimer45538 ай бұрын
Next: What you car says about you? Me? I was looking for a Tall, Clam dog, for my Dad who had sever arthritis, and couldn't bend down to pet most dogs. So a friend keyed me on to Ginger, a 10 month old St. Barnard rescue. Her owner had died from cancer. Ginger gave my Dad the Best 10 years of his elder life. Ginger would sleep on his feet while he watched tv, to keep them warm. And Dad would always split his bowl of Ice Cream with her. She even checked on his breathing ever night, before she would go to sleep. They were Besties. Eat, Sleep, Poop, for both of them. No running, no playing, just hours of petting his friend.
@kenbrown28088 ай бұрын
we had a leonberger which combines the size of a great pyrinese, the size of a saint bernard, and the size of a newfoundland. best anti-burglar dog there is. by which I mean, they make a habit of sleeping in front of the door.
@bennyboogenheimer45538 ай бұрын
@@kenbrown2808 I had 2 guy come to our back door at 3 am, and Ginger woke me up, and took ne to the window she could see out. I head to the door Ginger a few steps ahead of me, both in Stealth mode. No lights on in the house, I pointed to Ginger. She growled, and made 1 Bark. Both guys took a step back from the house, and then the one said to the other. "Ni66er, you said they was NO God Damned Dawg here?!!? #2 replied, I cantz know everything! #1 Turned a ran back to a car parked down the street. I open the mail slot on the back door, and fired my pistol out thru it. #1 took off like a Rabbit! I emptied the clip at their car, which was found the next day 3 blocks away, with 11 new holes in it, and a lot of blood inside. Ginger knew they weren't coming back, because of her Bark. lol! She was a gift from Heaven.
@wayneessar74898 ай бұрын
What on earth is a clam dog?
@kk6aw8 ай бұрын
Be calm now
@itistrue1017 ай бұрын
Better would be, what your spelling says about you.
@drew26848 ай бұрын
Our day just got even better, thanks mate, that was gold right there. Fkn funny
@nikkiosborneofficial8 ай бұрын
No problem 👍
@davidroetzel55008 ай бұрын
Watching while my Chorki (Chihuahua-Yorkie) rescue is curled up asleep in my lap, funny
@Prence8 ай бұрын
I just want to be her friend. She makes me laugh, I need more of that in my life. Love her. ❤️🫂
@SimonMartin-m9q8 ай бұрын
I’ve had a few Doberman dogs, the BEST dogs ever 👍😀
@homesteadgmad82237 ай бұрын
100% CORRECT...In every way!!! 😍
@MIck-M8 ай бұрын
I can attest that yelling obscenities while watching parliamentary speeches is a real thing for Cattle Dog owners. Everyone howls when Jacky Lambie comes on 😲
@coyot21038 ай бұрын
Great job BB! I love dogs, most of the dogs love me, I was training racing dogs for a few months on Alaska, but I never owned a dog Cars, sweetheart …. Look at car owners and brands and the connection ;-)
@camillep93468 ай бұрын
Need us some great Aussie advice fr Aunty Nick!..... Shame I didn't see before I got my kelpie n heeler.... 🙏😱🤣🤣♥️
@SFUndertaker8 ай бұрын
She is a national treasure, like Crocodile Dundee.
@TheSteveBoyd8 ай бұрын
Love it!
@davidwilliams68928 ай бұрын
Thanks needed a good laugh I've got a Kelpie decoda Yep cannot stand up with out been looked at Dave from Tassie Why not pick at the poms they put us here 😊
@chucklucas87472 ай бұрын
You were pretty much spot on
@vankupilik582425 күн бұрын
Just doesn’t get better!!! Thanks😂
@richardstever32427 ай бұрын
Nikki! I love your humor. I feel sorry for dogs.
@karlsenula94958 ай бұрын
'Both ends look the same' 😂
@alexsonicz83888 ай бұрын
Hi Nikki, what a charmer u r,I've had two Dobermans and yes that's me,great show ❤❤❤🎉
@danieloliver45588 ай бұрын
Funny and attractive. Nikki is my favourite comedian
@jeffbroome51925 ай бұрын
All of them! SPOT ON!!!!
@Squarewheel5 ай бұрын
the clip of the StBernard might actually have been of me. That's TOO accurate! except I made sure I got as big a saint as I could. otherwise everything was too accurate
@mkshffr49367 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣You are a hoot, thank you. I am not sure I actually chose my dog. About 4 years ago our 16 year old Labby (Queen Abbey) passed away and I thought it was time to get another. I always wanted a GSD and the local shelter had one with the same name as the queen. When I went to check on her she had been adopted the previous day. They had another dog however which they thought might be a good fit for me. Turned out he was an 8 month old Rottsky. I and my adult step daughters fell in love with him so now he has joined the family. He will definitely be more of a challenge than the queen but he is remarkably chill (most of the time).
@nikkiosborneofficial7 ай бұрын
Lovely story thanks for sharing 🙏
@1869kartman2 ай бұрын
You're amazing, i just had to subscribe! 😂 Gotta add in Chihuahua next time!
@nikkiosborneofficial2 ай бұрын
I appreciate it! 😆
@AMPProf8 ай бұрын
I'M 100% fresh off the boat and then this lady. HMMM OKIDOKIlolz grandma
@Bp79-or4kp8 ай бұрын
I've owned lots of different breeds and everyone of my dogs the first night was clingy and scared and wanted to sleep next to me. Not mu Husky, he found a spot on the floor and didn't give a shit about me 😂
@brendanbau65478 ай бұрын
Oh crap. I've got a heeler/kelpie cross. I'm screwed.
@marcwentzel71416 ай бұрын
Love you Nikki, really funny😂
@dedcowbowee8 ай бұрын
Even funnier than pt. one!😀
@paulmusicologist14518 ай бұрын
Spot on Nikki. Damn you're funny. Can't imagine when you are truly drunk. Wait, aren't you always drunk....😅 New theme, MUSIC. What kind of people listen to the different genres. GO!
@jamesdash19067 ай бұрын
I had two fully registered AKC female Chow Chows !!!! 💕💕💕💕
@w.knudsen55708 ай бұрын
Another fine post, thank you. I love your ork. Hey, at least I didn't use that "W" word. That would have cost me another quarter in the swear jar. 😂
@nzmarkb87135 ай бұрын
You’re on the money Nikki👍
@robinbranco437Ай бұрын
Keep it coming 💯👍😍
@tonynicholson33288 ай бұрын
Angry Aunts favourite is hair of the dog! 🐶 😅
@nikkiosborneofficial8 ай бұрын
Haha!
@nevillemills95177 ай бұрын
😂😅 What a pissa. Pissing myself laughing❤😂🤣
@PeterFLB2 ай бұрын
Have you done cat "people" yet? To lazy to have a gander!!!🤣
@owenjinxy5 ай бұрын
Bumped into a bloke who got an Irish Wolf Hound". Hell I'm a Hobbit.. 5 foot 6...this thing when sitting up was my head height. Huge is an under statement. It's snout, with big teeth, was as long as my forearm. They were breed as War dogs...and had Armour for fu$KS sake...anyway this behemoth was a pup at heart and this poor bastard lamented that "if I lay down on my bed he'd hop up and lay on me. I can barely move him off me else he'd crush and suffercate me". 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@nikkiosborneofficial5 ай бұрын
I remember seeing a Russian wolf hound at the dog beach a few years ago… it hopped over my German shepherd like it was a pebble!
@owenjinxy5 ай бұрын
@@nikkiosborneofficial yeah I generally ask people ,with dogs that big, "do you have to kill a sheep each week to feed this monster"? They usually nod and muse that feeding them is herendous (I work hospo and have GSOH..besides I'm a Cat person cause yah don't have to go walkees with those little furry fu$kers" 😂
@bgoode29038 ай бұрын
After watching this clip I purchased a Yorkshire terrier and named it ‘Dingo’…lol😇
@RobertFlynn-i4h8 ай бұрын
Barbie you be good
@forrestshadow8 ай бұрын
Like a breath of fresh air 🍻
@Ricardofromage6 ай бұрын
OK you won a new English fan today, this is absolutely hilarious, and as 2 time ambul/pitbull rescuer, you nailed me, sadly only by description 😏 gorgeous/fit, dry witted and funny, what a winning combo, if there's a man in your life, I hate him on general principle, have a great one 😊👍
@wolfheart30858 ай бұрын
You haven't lived until your Husky has a case of the "Zoomies"!.
@deanbelden631610 күн бұрын
Right on the money. I have a kelpie (josie) and a belgian malinois (shaza) similar to a German shepherd. I have become the male equivalent of a crazy cat lady
@mickeyjmoons8 ай бұрын
My dog was supposed to be a ShihTzu, turned out to be a ShihTz everwhere.
@kenbrown28088 ай бұрын
I hear you. they are a breed that is banned from my house.
@robbieoneil59458 ай бұрын
@mickeyjmoons, That's bloody hilarious, thanks for that, that's best laugh I've had in a long time.
@outnode3668 ай бұрын
Cattle dog owner. Nailed it. Also, dont come in my yard.
@tammygant42168 ай бұрын
your imitation of the dachshund startled my Shiba Inu (who is also a rescue)... Not sure what that breed says about me...but since you're done I guess I'll never know 😄
@darwingraeme33108 ай бұрын
I had a Bluey/Kelpie & she was a great dog. Mad as a cut snake, loved chasing tennis balls & used to swim halfway across Lake Macquarie when I took her for swim. Had her 15 years. Best dog I've ever owned. So yeah Nikki got it right for both breeds. Hahaha. 😂
@me-yy9zz7 ай бұрын
Hey there Nikki great show, thanks from Central California.............
@mattcody49336 ай бұрын
The perfect lady only comes around every 100 hundred years. You better hope you live that long ;)
@maggiereid14318 ай бұрын
As a pug owner, you're correct. I love both his ends!
@DHS174522 күн бұрын
Spot on with Pyrenees
@laustinspeiss8 ай бұрын
You’ve got a new genre here !
@carmeldillon41608 ай бұрын
That's the Irish president with his mountain dog!
@bighornriver16487 ай бұрын
I've had Australian Shepherds most of the past 30 years and my last one I did name her "Sheila". So smart and loyal and well behaved. She did like to argue with me about going to the vet, barking at me and not wanting to get in the car!
@nikkiosborneofficial7 ай бұрын
👏
@tyefighter20055 ай бұрын
Loved my three huskies and the two malamutes, best dogs.
@micbroc64358 ай бұрын
“I need another”. F’ing glorious. But honestly I have a new requirement before I watch your videos, I have to go to the bathroom first. Why, well I’ve just managed to laugh hard enough to soil my shorts. Again.
@heyimharlz8 ай бұрын
i watch this as my husky is looking at me sideways and talking to me in some strange husky language expecting me to understand... actually i do understand.. dam i think she trained me!
@johnedgar79568 ай бұрын
Hilarious! But one wonders just how the heck much you drink... LOL 🙂And that Daschund bit of yours was....disturbing. Very glad I found your channel!
@Aussie_Built-65model5 ай бұрын
"A stomped on coke can" and "it looks the same from both ends", yep hilariously nailed it! 😁 I'm kinda relieved you didn't do Aussie Shepherd owners 😆.
@wolfemcgill60917 ай бұрын
you are fantastic, you know ya muts! XO
@jasonwyman50967 ай бұрын
staffy understands every thing you say talks to you by barking
@NoName-t7e7 ай бұрын
....and facial expressions.
@kelleyrobinson5195 ай бұрын
Lmfao both these videos are correct. Professional dog groomer for 14 years lol. You are spot on. I died about the doodles 😂😂 spot on. Keep them coming.
@ryanbudney33567 ай бұрын
Car bumper stickers would be a natural next theme.
@thomasgrassi88178 ай бұрын
Very refreshing
@headhunter12407 ай бұрын
Had to stop the video and laugh a while at, " . . . Sheila. bc that's the only . . . "
@Prence8 ай бұрын
Nikki, you should do s list on what your car says about you. LOL.
@Snowdragon.2 ай бұрын
Love Nikki’s puppies !
@Kosher_SliderАй бұрын
Beagle- the sad eyed, manipulative, air raid siren at 3am. The neighbours don’t wave at me anymore.
@donhumberson12797 ай бұрын
Delightful!
@michaeldoucette81385 ай бұрын
This women is hilarious!!!!
@farcebrook8 ай бұрын
ewe had me at Pyrenees
@wh0tube8 ай бұрын
Couldnt keep me eyes off them puppies aunty 😍👍
@stonewolf7850Ай бұрын
I had an English Bull Terrier, Rottweiler and Doberman all at the same time. I'd be fascinated to hear what you think that says. 😂😂
@twisted48727 ай бұрын
You certainly know your dogs . .good job
@mikemelina73957 ай бұрын
You picked up an instant sub with that "fur-shark" line. Kinda cute too in an Aussie way. I used to own an Aussie, best dog I ever had, named him Sydney.
@heyyoubuddy67498 ай бұрын
Hi Nikki you are marvelous, I wish you were my angry auntie I would be hanging out with you all day and laugh my ass off!!! I just had to subscribe! I look forward to new videos. Take care and have a beautiful day!!