I love how "DLC" and "Microtransaction" sound like real drugs
@supersmarty84963 жыл бұрын
Well many people are hooked on them so you’re not far off.
@ramiel76663 жыл бұрын
...they are......
@rumuelnathanael80433 жыл бұрын
Because they are. Remember the PS1 and PS2 era where the game is always complete? Those times are relics now.
@TheCommanderTaco3 жыл бұрын
@@rumuelnathanael8043 unless you were in Japan where games were re-released with 5 minutes of new content...persona
@meztorcavi18263 жыл бұрын
DLC & Micro-T could legit pass for drug names
@augdawg29653 жыл бұрын
A game that says fuck corporations, released early due to corporate pressure.
@MountainxManx3 жыл бұрын
no pity party for the developers. They're just bad at their jobs
@BarrackObama3483 жыл бұрын
@@MountainxManx no shit. 12 years to make a pile of shit
@hiroomitakahashi56343 жыл бұрын
Well those same investors are suing them ...because they rightfully so gave them pressure..they invested a lot of money in the this dev team sooo as a business perspective and after years and years of waiting you’d also be like hey when the F is this game going to be finishing ?????
@timppaUT3 жыл бұрын
Well ... not? As CDPR is its own corporation without any affiliation to any major game distribution companies. (and iirc doesn’t they have actually their own, that GOG?) But that said: Some bank manager might have hasten the (too) early release of the game? :P ... unfortunately for us.
@IdioSyncrasy13373 жыл бұрын
@@BarrackObama348 it was more like 4 or 5 years but yeah still shit, they worked on Witcher 3 for so long after 2012 trailer look it up
@barrydingall3 жыл бұрын
“Hey Joe. Wanna play a zombie game?” “Hey Joe. Wanna play a zombie game?” “Hey Joe. Wanna play a zombie game?” “Hey Joe. Wanna play a zombie game?” “Hey Joe. Wanna buy a car?”
@somerandomguy___3 жыл бұрын
What
@JamieSwitzer3 жыл бұрын
"Hey Joe. Wanna go bowling?"
@romanbellic8103 жыл бұрын
@@JamieSwitzer Of course cousin! Come pick me up on the other side of the city.
@AlukardTheDeathknight3 жыл бұрын
Back 4 Blood is going to be fun "FINALLY a almost close to form Left 4 Dead 3" so yeah i am ready for a Zombie Game
@billyboyd11993 жыл бұрын
...explain!
@Mellypepper2 жыл бұрын
The opening skit is pure gold. "Did EA give this to you?!"
@harrycallahan1534 Жыл бұрын
Hey new kid, come here 😅
@GoldenPhoenixGaming3 жыл бұрын
This is what happens when you spend more money on PR, rather than your CD Projekt.
@sagetheassassin31923 жыл бұрын
You deserve more likes. Here👍
@xiiixiii3373 жыл бұрын
*Nods in agreement
@dayburks3 жыл бұрын
W
@Aturnadagar3 жыл бұрын
Indeed.
@danawhiteboy3 жыл бұрын
lol perfect
@FuzzySumasshu3 жыл бұрын
"Say the line, Joe!" "...You done fucked it up..." *cheers*
@ДенисМонахов-ю7ц3 жыл бұрын
CDPR:Say my name. AJ:...You done fucked it up!!!! CDPR: You god damn right.
@JaydevRaol3 жыл бұрын
😂
@polystrate13 жыл бұрын
Say the line Bart. "I didn't do it". Yaaaay
@angrygameraaron3 жыл бұрын
4:07
@yaqinmalul13643 жыл бұрын
Subsribeber : it happening
@ethandragonborn3 жыл бұрын
The “you done fucked it up” hurt way more than it ever has in this one...
@Dohboy16193 жыл бұрын
This game felt like a child, it hurts...
@noahrendon99003 жыл бұрын
Did they really????
@Bojoschannel3 жыл бұрын
One of the hypest moments i've ever had in my 9 years following Joe lol
@knell188973 жыл бұрын
@@noahrendon9900 yes they did.
@venkatapattela10463 жыл бұрын
Yea, It hurts how good this game is underneath all the fuckery with the bugs, I will sound like an idiot when I say I wish this game just was straight up Bad, would make it easier, even though I'd give the ACTUAL game a 9/10
@victoro6829 Жыл бұрын
Why some people don't like Angry Joe? This man sacrifice his image towards videogame companies losing advantages like receiving the game before launch and he gets blacklisted by those companies just for speaking the TRUTH.
@leonarddillon2563 жыл бұрын
The best thing about this review is that unlike the actual Cyberpunk 2077 game, Joe didn’t release this review on until it was complete.
@theSonicguy0013 жыл бұрын
That’s because Joe loves to review games as they come out, therefore giving players the day one experience
@gringo2damax3 жыл бұрын
Oof
@shane14893 жыл бұрын
Pro
@lockdown78453 жыл бұрын
The trouble is the loyalty to the cause, but the cause always betrays you -Lockdown
@theXxXsurvivor3 жыл бұрын
If people would have just stfu instead of getting fucking angry when they delayed it, and the fucking investors would stop grabbing them by the sack every 2 seconds the game wasn’t out it would be better.
@kaustubhfadtare11253 жыл бұрын
When you realise 77 comes after 76
@tsogobauggi87213 жыл бұрын
But what game will have '78' in it's title...? :)
@ChocorocK3 жыл бұрын
shieettt.....
@cecollins683 жыл бұрын
😳🤯🤯🤯
@bigrod30353 жыл бұрын
@@tsogobauggi8721 the next BioWare game
@colonizerthehydrogen52823 жыл бұрын
that's why you don't skip 2076 games
@mr.throwback48753 жыл бұрын
“How about some live service?” “Did EA give you this shit?” Love the developer skit. That may be the best one yet!
@jl17023 жыл бұрын
Alex: "How about some live service? You don't even have to finish the game. You can release at whatever stage you want-" AJ: "FOR REAL??? I don't have to finish the game!?" Best part of the entire video for me lmao Funniest skit since the Kuban Energy dance imo XD
@TheAero163 жыл бұрын
Gold
@Lucaz993 жыл бұрын
@@jl1702 oh shit Kuban energy 😂😂😂 BRING THE YAYO, BRING THE YAYO! COME!!!
@BeatmasterAC3 жыл бұрын
@@BurritooMafia as far as i know, the OG Dev Team who made The Witcher, left after the last DLC in 2016. CDPR hired a new Team for Cyberpunk. This is basically a Mass Effect Andromeda Situation, where the game was made by a D Team.
@fastony96592 жыл бұрын
Love him or hate him, Joe truly was one of the few mainstream reviewers to call it out like it was.
@enzomatt59602 жыл бұрын
Mordę sklej Anthony
@SB992REBORN2 жыл бұрын
Don't hate Joe!!!!!!!!
@Wedolko Жыл бұрын
Was?
@NotAfraid280 Жыл бұрын
*is
@zeejay4458 Жыл бұрын
BeatEmUps too
@footlongoose75753 жыл бұрын
Angry Joe hired an entire school and employed himself as principal for this role. Dedication
@RogueFox21853 жыл бұрын
Don’t forget about OJ, his acting skills are legendary.
@Dsoliz8263 жыл бұрын
That’s why the review took so long
@jamesrodriguez36673 жыл бұрын
Fricking lost it in the "Did EA give this to you" part
@runi54133 жыл бұрын
His computer monitor wasn't even plugged in... Really feels like Joe just released this review in an unfinished state.
@MrMToomey3 жыл бұрын
@@R_Ezekiel He forgot, "the principal is your pal!"
@TheActMan3 жыл бұрын
"Ya dun fucked it up!" Now that's some vintage Angry Joe. Oh boy dis gon be good
@ethanchen28913 жыл бұрын
Wait a minute, what are you doing here. You should be making more pre halo infinite content
@waylonstevens59693 жыл бұрын
Fancy seeing you here, man of acting 😎
@richrod01223 жыл бұрын
Congrats on the milestone man
@bullymaguire223 жыл бұрын
Congratulations for 1 million subs mah white Nigerian
@MegaDoom893 жыл бұрын
CDPR can join Activision and current Bungie for releasing over-hyped broken mediocre games; your video about The Decline of Gaming gets more and more true as the weeks go on.
@SpookyFXdotCom3 жыл бұрын
"Fuck man THIS one hurt." That says it all.
@Legoman7753 жыл бұрын
it did hurt, a lot
@justsomeguywithoutamustach20313 жыл бұрын
Me taking a shit after taco bell
@moodyowlproductions42873 жыл бұрын
Oh god it hurt so bad......Get me to the hospital..._Aaaaaahhh
@Yes_Fantasy_4193 жыл бұрын
The Last of Us Part 2 disappointed Angry Jose. Cyberballs 2076 broke Angry Jose.
@zestybeelzebub3 жыл бұрын
Dude I was going to say, the feelings and weight of that single but small sentence is fucking massive.
@turtleonspeed66732 жыл бұрын
Joe’s acting was unironically good, and pretty funny
@mclekfkeiwdisidido68583 жыл бұрын
“Makes you feel like you were scammed” 10/10 IGN
@DarkKnightofAnime3 жыл бұрын
This game feels like a greatest hits compilation of everything that can go wrong in a game’s development
@bunkernuts62933 жыл бұрын
@@DarkKnightofAnime oh fuck that's a new one
@jamesmiley61463 жыл бұрын
Gave it a 4
@matthewrawls11843 жыл бұрын
@@DarkKnightofAnime The Honest Trailer that came out for the game at the end called it "Daikatana 2077". Fitting...
@infernoreviews25293 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahaha 😂😂😂
@JoeySocko3 жыл бұрын
"This one hurt" is probably the best way to sum this game up.
@BreeZieDoesiT3 жыл бұрын
Last of us 2 hurt even more. Crazy year for gaming
@Bossix843 жыл бұрын
@@BreeZieDoesiT I liked TLOU 2 . Nothing really wrong with this game.
@combativeThinker3 жыл бұрын
@@Bossix84 Cope.
@martinmarianoalonso3 жыл бұрын
@@Bossix84 lol, no
@marzialalfonzocanada8883 жыл бұрын
@@BreeZieDoesiT yeah for a story driven game the game choices you're forced with are kinda cringy with some obvious plot armors ....having options that changed the story progression would've really made a huge different experience in the game plus replay value which TLOU 2 has none since there is no faction MP yet
@Escanor-Sun3 жыл бұрын
Cyberpunk 77 is obviously a sequel to fallout 76.
@Mr.PR20003 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀
@Uknown763 жыл бұрын
It all makes sense now any game that has the numbers 70 in it are doomed to fail
@Mr.PR20003 жыл бұрын
@@Uknown76 i don’t understand how his comment is so underrated
@Taylor-qf8px3 жыл бұрын
Facts! Lol
@kiki49103 жыл бұрын
They went up one number 😂🤣
@coach7143 жыл бұрын
This sex simulator was very cleverly disguised as some sort of combat/car game. Well played.
@DavidsSanity Жыл бұрын
Yea Cd project red really choked 💀
@davidmurphy73323 жыл бұрын
Well, personally, I thought it was a really interesting direction to take the Goat Simulator franchise in
@SantaClaus-kk8zr3 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment
@narev65693 жыл бұрын
I can't seem to find the other 2076 entries in the Cyberman franchise.
@andrefrazier86533 жыл бұрын
Facts.
@donnieblue4203 жыл бұрын
This comment is based
@conlooka93563 жыл бұрын
@@narev6569 I remember 173 was pretty good, but it was released on the tail end of dalek 84 so I could be nostalgia blind.
@clydemactavish34573 жыл бұрын
for all the marketing they put into "coming when it's ready" makes this especially sad. They did it to themselves.
@mandu95203 жыл бұрын
That was the one thing I'm disappointed Joe didn't say anything about. They straight up lied about so much shit in their marketing. If it were EA, he'd be all over it. But at least he gave it a proper score, instead of like many other 'influencers' giving it a 10/10 masterpiece rating, probably hoping they get a bit scene too.
@yourvenparianen53903 жыл бұрын
@@mandu9520 marketing deparments generally just lie most of the time to please investors and sell as many copies. Most of the time to the expense of devs warning them about the deadlines etc... i worked in marketing departments and advertising and this was my experience most of the time.
@galacticpotata81923 жыл бұрын
@@mandu9520 he did say that he mentioned about the "release when ready" and how they straight up lied to us in the review
@SappeREffecT3 жыл бұрын
Yeah... They really did... But thing is, no company should HAVE to say that, should just be standard practice, games shouldn't release like this.
@AdamWest12903 жыл бұрын
Yea When Keanu Reeves showed up at their e3 panel I kinda knew it was a bad sign, not because of Keanu but because they were trying so hard to hype it up and when Keanu showed up on that stage all the hype sky rocketed from their and than the delays started happening
@expendableindigo96393 жыл бұрын
“Why is Goro texting so fast?” “He has four arms.” The best joke in the review.
@geraldgossett7243 жыл бұрын
No, "...they would have to see for them selfsame. Two moths later....boom"
@GrandmasterofWin3 жыл бұрын
Heh. That was a good MK reference. What's funny though is according to his shadow while swimming it's actually V who has 4 arms.
@ARStudios20002 жыл бұрын
For me it was "Seriously? Who's calling you?" from Guard!Other Joe in the middle of a shootout.
@atomicgaming17162 жыл бұрын
One year later and this game is still not even close to what was promised
@a_friendly_idiot2 жыл бұрын
Yep, probably will never be especially on last gen consoles.
@xcellentcreations33122 жыл бұрын
Well maybe...but just give it some time and the game will be what ot was meant to be, I still have faith in CD projekt red.
@Gazzoosethe12 жыл бұрын
@@xcellentcreations3312 they had a year. They did very little
Consider the irony that corporate management bungled a game about a dystopian corpo-future....
@ColtonWalker0733 жыл бұрын
Maybe the state of the game is a deep cut political commentary and we all missed it. Or it was just another greedy company who thought they had too big a name and were too well loved to ever fail. You decide!
It's just like "The Boys" series where they heavily criticise corporations while the series itself is made by Amazon XD But at least "The Boys" isn't a failure like CP2077.
@jeeroylenkins30813 жыл бұрын
@@khinlop The Boys is a fucking amazing show and shouldn't even be compared to CP2077.
@Lilbeef13 жыл бұрын
You could bribe the cops in mafia 2.. in 2009.. 2 generations ago
@MMmMMmMM-mMmmmMMmMMMmmmMmmmMmM3 жыл бұрын
And when you drive recklessly they stop you and check your ID and Driving License.
@LeandroSilva-du3uj3 жыл бұрын
And in the original Mafia game you could get a traffic ticket because you would go over speed limit
@Lilbeef13 жыл бұрын
@@LeandroSilva-du3uj my point exactly🙏
@1406-u7q3 жыл бұрын
Correction, it was godfather game where you able to bribe cops and fbi. And that was 15 years ago during ps2 generation.
@Lilbeef13 жыл бұрын
@@1406-u7q you right, damn CD project red dropped the ball so hard it bounced back up in there face and KO'd them
@corhellion3 жыл бұрын
Everyone: "Say the line Joe!" Joe: 4:06 Everyone: "YAAAAAAAAAY!"
@SnoppleWopple3 жыл бұрын
Simpsons=Funny
@ChiragQuest3 жыл бұрын
Exactly what I was waiting and hoping for 😂.
@ominousmist9603 жыл бұрын
Idk what he’s gonna say yet but if it’s fffffffourrrrr hourrrrrrrsss?! Or you done FUCKED IT UP, I will have a great day today xD
@corhellion3 жыл бұрын
@@ominousmist960 Have a great day! :D
@annualleopard30633 жыл бұрын
9:36 the game is so immersive you can literally die from suffering cardiac arrest. Well done CDPR, well done 👏
@LizzyKoopa3 жыл бұрын
"fuck man this one hurt" that alone is the review and final score imo.
@yeoldefoxeh2543 жыл бұрын
100% accurate!
@dk703 жыл бұрын
When they were talking about replayability of Cyberpunk, they meant how many times you have to restart a checkpoint after you get stuck on a bug.
@highgroundobi-wan14903 жыл бұрын
The next generation of video games
@iwantsexseemyvideo33363 жыл бұрын
🐾🧨
@yarpen263 жыл бұрын
I gave up on the boxing matches on the second guy. I'm just dog-tired of having to rewind all the introductory bullshit (not helping that the way this game handles dialogue skipping makes it three times longer than necessary). If I save just before we start hitting each other, I can't raise my fists. Christ...
@eatassgainmass_3 жыл бұрын
Dont play it on last gen consoles then console peasants lol
@Xelzeno3 жыл бұрын
@@yarpen26 If you wanna cheat it just throw a melee weapon on the ground before the fight, you can then equip it during the fight and do actual damage.
@shwarcs3 жыл бұрын
Other Joe definitely doesn't skip a leg day.
@Malidictus3 жыл бұрын
Yup. Everyone's raving about his shiny balls. Me, I couldn't help thinking "Man that boy has legs like a bull! Impressive!" :)
@elperronimo3 жыл бұрын
hes a certified beefcake
@mattyice313 жыл бұрын
He’s looking like a double wide surprise.
@Dragon9Nexus3 жыл бұрын
Nothing special about those legs (other than they are shaved) in the eyes of one that always played many sports and spent a fair amount of time in the gym.
@ryanhess26233 жыл бұрын
@@Dragon9Nexus no one cares way to try to make a post about you, joes legs are pretty jacked
@maskofnine5507 Жыл бұрын
After watching Edgerunners, It hurts me that AJ used the song "I really want to stay at your house" for that grandma joke. 😣
@scottypittman1 Жыл бұрын
Dude, I feel exactly the same way. I almost have to turn away from the screen when I get to that part of the review. The wound is still fresh, just finished edgerunners last week. Also yes I know I'm late, lol.
@mnmsaregood13 жыл бұрын
The biggest sin was the cut content on the life paths.
@SerMattzio3 жыл бұрын
And the blatantly cut dialogues. It honestly feels like none of your choices matter except in 2 missions in the whole game.
@death_denial3 жыл бұрын
you know cdpr actually cut out romancing judy with male V? one guy unlocked it with one line of code. Check it out.
@changsiah23 жыл бұрын
they will add back
@HyouVizer3 жыл бұрын
@@death_denial they did that for all the romance options tho. Bioware did the same for their rom choices in their own games too. They'll have voice lines for both male & female main character covering all bases, then decide later if said rom choice is said sexuality later on.
@death_denial3 жыл бұрын
@@HyouVizer But its weird why they would cut it out...It would just give the player more options anyway and thats a good thing
@KizaruB3 жыл бұрын
13:22 “You tried to put a Band-Aid on a 50 caliber bullet wound” I like this analogy
@KizaruB3 жыл бұрын
50 calibers don’t make wounds, they make cavities.
@thomasrichardson56613 жыл бұрын
@@KizaruB 20mm leaves human hamburger
@robertagren93603 жыл бұрын
Some wounds will not heal.
@Xena_4203 жыл бұрын
@@KizaruB I like that u commented on your own comment 😸
@downfromthereeefters3 жыл бұрын
Lmao yeah this is a great analogy.
@ary91093 жыл бұрын
You can see it’s literally causing joe physical pain to review this game
@Maculure3 жыл бұрын
Mental* Lol he looks so tired of this bullshit!
@22buehrle3 жыл бұрын
@KlazeGamez what do you mean? The game is released?
@Scorn00273 жыл бұрын
His "F*ck, man, this one hurt" at the end got to me man.
@jthrock24913 жыл бұрын
@@22buehrle that's the joke.
@MrDorilean3 жыл бұрын
That was TLOU2 hahaha
@captainchaos5705 Жыл бұрын
If a game company tells you you can only use approved clips in videos there's absolutely something shady going on
@TheRealPaull3 жыл бұрын
Slightly less angry, more Depressed Joe.
@EchoSD3 жыл бұрын
He's not mad. He's just disappointed.
@TX54403 жыл бұрын
@@EchoSD The second generation of Angry Video Game Nerd
@SaraphDarklaw3 жыл бұрын
Punished Joe. It’s taking it’s toll.
@AnonYmous-hu7jo3 жыл бұрын
How can you not be depressed as a gamer? Over half these games, I swear, skipped the WHOLE quality assurance process...
@TheRealPaull3 жыл бұрын
@@AnonYmous-hu7jo upset I paid $60 for a game that feels like it's in early access
@Retrophoenix-3 жыл бұрын
"You tried to put a band-aid on a 50 calibre bullet wound" Angry Joe - 2021
@ilikerunescape11003 жыл бұрын
It’s a bold move cotton let’s see if it pays off
@ilikerunescape11003 жыл бұрын
@F***CK МЕ - ОКЕУ ? calm down bot
@hectorbarreda75103 жыл бұрын
@@ilikerunescape1100 what’s the pictogram supposed to be implicating?
@ilikerunescape11003 жыл бұрын
@@hectorbarreda7510 wtf are you on about
@Coolbone13 жыл бұрын
After years, I'm still impressed by the creativity of the Angry Crew
@funnfungusie96223 жыл бұрын
@@mooonlight.9334 you're 100% right. Even when you dont agree with his points he somehow still makes it entertaining and rewatchable. Pretty much just rephrased what you said
@Videolegacy20053 жыл бұрын
Crews Killin it every time.
@jayboy80803 жыл бұрын
I love how Joe tears bad games a new asshole
@thebatman42793 жыл бұрын
I still watch a lot of his older videos. I have about 50 saved on my laptop. Ride To Hell is, of course, the most watched 😂
@bryank4273 жыл бұрын
The parts with the inhaler and disco balls really got me, this was one of the funnier reviews in a while! I really felt ya on the closing words, this was a tough game to get through at times.
@noxmegido69373 жыл бұрын
“Who gave you this, did EA give you this?!” 😂😂😂
@stratotega3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@voltek-zb8wv3 жыл бұрын
To be honest i had more fun playing ME Andromeda.
@dejanstarwars103 жыл бұрын
@@voltek-zb8wv Which is objectively a WAAAY better game lmao! Story is debatable, but I loved the characters more in ME:A. Oh and the combat is still one of the best ever created in an RPG game.
@dejanstarwars103 жыл бұрын
@HAF 2000 Umm yes I am talking about Andromeda. And even the biggest haters will agree that it's a better game than Cyberjunk ;) And by "disaster", that fact only applies to the facial animations. ME:A runs great and they have ironed out the launch bugs SUPER QUICKLY. We're approaching February and Cyberpunk is still plagued by constant crashes, poor perfomance on last gen consoles, general bugs etc. And if you are really defending that... Then I can't even begin to acknowledge your opinion.
@jjforeverandever84503 жыл бұрын
@@dejanstarwars10 stop this pointless discussion ffs! Both fucked up in general and even debating about which one is better is laughable. but in the end at least Cyberpunk is a huge success in sales and don't forget it's literally the very first game of a new franchise. on the other hand, Andromeda was a big disappointment in every possible way and literally destroyed Mass Effect's franchise and fan base! Andromeda sold 7.5 million copies till now after 4 years meanwhile Cyberpunk sold plus 13 million copies in 20 days! So...
@nolastname3 жыл бұрын
CDPR should have left the principal's office blury, T posing, glitching and backward to reflect the state of the game.
@CrazyCracka8313 жыл бұрын
And flying out of the ceiling into space
@Rude_Boi3 жыл бұрын
They should have came in the office in a wheel chair and ran out and kneeled on the ground until they vanished.
@tsogobauggi87213 жыл бұрын
"Welcome to Bug City! The City of Glitches!"
@yarpen263 жыл бұрын
I swear to God, some of these bugs look like they were _deliberately_ programmed this way. What line of code has as its purpose making a car go round in circles I ask?!
@drawmaster773 жыл бұрын
@@yarpen26 poor AI programming... I suspect the car has a "waypoint" set in the center of the circle, but it can't turn sharp enough so it never reaches the waypoint.
@stuffthings96183 жыл бұрын
Lol CDPR being the good kid turned trouble maker is the greatest thing ever lol. "Did EA give this to you?" Lolololol
@NarutoStorm3Rocks3 жыл бұрын
Good developers m.a.a.d. industry
@hunterhorsehelmsley73153 жыл бұрын
@I want to suplex Joe Cecot Maybe we'll get a redemption arc at some point, Capcom managed to pull it off
@samlim63523 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@brian.phillips19853 жыл бұрын
@@hunterhorsehelmsley7315 I feel like that's going to happen to Bethesda.
@Auroraeo2 жыл бұрын
I keep coming back to this, and when Joe said "end of march, none of this had happened" i died of laughter, this game needed at least 3 years more time to be finished LMAO. "Coming when it's ready" -CDPR
@sunlightcrusader2 жыл бұрын
At least they update it. After patch 1.5 the series x port is playable. There is slowdowns in the densely populated places but it is nothing major. First time playing through, but I bought it at launch. Did not refund.
@JudeTheYoutubePoopersubscribe2 жыл бұрын
I'd say on the current patch it's a very good game. However it took them a year and 9 months just to get to the point where the game is worth playing.
@swordsaint97122 жыл бұрын
True, even with all the patches after 1 or two years the game is still not even NEAR to what was promised. The game is now just good enough to justify buying it but other then that, it's still a slightly above average game. A shadow to what was promised. I rather play RDR2 or GOT then this.
@ericspace1213 жыл бұрын
Joe is stuck in late 2000s youtube and i love him for it.
@qjames00773 жыл бұрын
Me too
@sabianrios37473 жыл бұрын
the gmod skit gives it away
@kingmasonry3 жыл бұрын
He reminds me of Jersey shores for some reason.
@jaybabe77673 жыл бұрын
I unsubbed a while ago considering he does 1 or 2 reviews every 6 months and now it's all lame discussions with uninteresting view points and uninteresting opinions.
@vansharora58593 жыл бұрын
@@jaybabe7767 Oh no... anyway
@joshuarogers55633 жыл бұрын
When Joe said “fuck, this one hurt!” with that solemn look.....that was a gut punch in itself! We’ve seen him rage.....but to be saddened to this extent....that says volumes!
@quaxel773 жыл бұрын
for real though...
@VintageDestroyed3 жыл бұрын
Joe loves the Universe. Hes an Akira Ghost in the Shell Cyberpunk Matrix Neuromancer type dude. Im sure if there was any game he wanted to be the best game ever it was this one.
@Satarcon843 жыл бұрын
Felt the same way
@JaydevRaol3 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@madgamer90683 жыл бұрын
Its understandable, to its core its a great experience but absolutely awful decision to put it out in its states.
@VectorVGaming3 жыл бұрын
Too much damn cut content, I wanted to experience the Merc quests with Jackie, not go through a 6 month montage in a minute time skip.
@adrijenie41053 жыл бұрын
The logic behind this is most people do not finish witcher 3 story. So they cut content so everyone could finish the cyberpunk 2077 main story. this is why Developer should not follow steam statistic to research a game. Dev should think how it will be received by game reviewer instead, since it will drive more positive review..
@Azumgi3 жыл бұрын
@@adrijenie4105 that's BS they didn't had time to finish game so they had to cut content If you think that AAA studio is gonna listen to some tweeter stans then you are wrong
@tsubrando3 жыл бұрын
@@adrijenie4105 using Telemetry data as a reason or scapegoat to cut content is becoming more of a norm in game development, it never being received well by fans and always resulted in a dissapointment, The Sims 4 did this when they tried to exclude toddler life stages because they said not many people play with them and they received alot of backlash from many players.
@ThatTonnatoTenrec3 жыл бұрын
@@Azumgi The problem with the 'didn't have time' arguement is that they had years, at least 5 they worked on this game, not taking the aparent 8 since annoucment since Witcher 3 was in works. Now yes its clear it needed a year of polish, but its sure more cut than it didn't have time.
@yarpen263 жыл бұрын
With the exception of the graphics and the city design, the game shines only in the story and music department (not even those are actually _that_ breathtaking though, just really good, but that's the kind of quality I'd expect from any AAA publisher), with all the other elements being okay at best and downright twenty years behind at worst. It'd be fine if it were like a 2018 announcement or something but an alleged messiah of gaming? Are you shitting me?
@maxdragon99863 жыл бұрын
The game will be finally polished at the year 2077, just be patient bro.
@adammanker23633 жыл бұрын
“You wanna try some dlc?” 😂
@rumuelnathanael80433 жыл бұрын
Aka drugs which are true. DLC and Mtx are bad habit af.
@zerozone39683 жыл бұрын
My mom told me to not talk to people like you
@adammanker23633 жыл бұрын
@@zerozone3968 aye just say no 😂
@robertmckavanagh67303 жыл бұрын
no you want to go home and rethink your life
@macmiller95103 жыл бұрын
Is the meaning of the dlc is drugs ? Lol
@Justathought813 жыл бұрын
One thing that i find rather astounding, is the ZERO character customization outside of the CC, like wt-actual-F. Not even getting upgrades or cyber gear changes your appearance.
@owencother73073 жыл бұрын
I think the character creation isn't even that good.
@CrazyCracka8313 жыл бұрын
You can't change your haircut outside of the character creator. Witcher 3 had that FFS 🤦🏻
@SerMattzio3 жыл бұрын
I was super stoked for the cutscenes when you get your cyberware (which the devs talked about for ages). Then you buy Mantis Blades and it's literally like you ordered a pack of noodles, no animation at all!
@CrowofYharnam3 жыл бұрын
@@CrazyCracka831 so because witcher 3 had shit customization means cyberjunk should be the same right...
@CrowofYharnam3 жыл бұрын
A very shallow game
@VoyagersRevenge3 жыл бұрын
Us: You were the Chosen One! It was said that you would destroy the Sith, not join them! CD Projekt Red: I HATE CHEW!!!!!!!
@dr.strangelove61183 жыл бұрын
To CDPR: your were my brother I loved you
@hildeosland76303 жыл бұрын
😭😭😭😭
@808Slush3 жыл бұрын
You were my brother cdpr! I loved you :’(
@CoolSmoovie3 жыл бұрын
CDPR: moans and screams in agony as they burst into flames
@COHOFSohamSengupta3 жыл бұрын
CD project is the most arrogant European devs. Hell there are many amazing European devs like Techland, GSC, Warhorse, Larian. They're humble. CD project marketed cyberpunk saying "We're gonna show the industry how it's done" "Cyberpunk is going to have the highest level of polish" Half of the Witcher 3 team left due to poor management & crunch issues. They always keep calling out other companies & post certain stuffs on Twitter for publicity
@WerterPC26 күн бұрын
Angry Joe should review this game again, because now Cyberpunk 2077 is pure gold.
@mikeyspicenj3 жыл бұрын
"You wanna try some DLC?" needs to be a meme.
@HighLanderPonyYT3 жыл бұрын
"Zombie game" drug when?
@sagetheassassin31923 жыл бұрын
"It's ok, everyone's doing it"
@nicbahtin47743 жыл бұрын
How much for a Panem DLC ?
@eggi5763 жыл бұрын
The words I never wanted to hear: “YOU DONE FUCKED IT UP!”
@CalamityShreds3 жыл бұрын
Especially to Cd Projekt Red.
@ZeonEons3 жыл бұрын
Yep but it's a harsh lesson, no matter the company, once money starts being an issue, the game releases, no matter the state its in. It's ofc terrible that Cdpr had to follow on from Fallout76 being the other.
@anonymeforliberty43873 жыл бұрын
@@ZeonEons Maybe the result of the company being now a public one (owned by shared holders) since 2018? I'm guessing the main reason they didn't push back the release of the game is because if the game released in 2021 instead of 2020, they would have been forced to offer the possibility to refund the game (because the engagement of the preorder is tightened to the game being released in 2020. They would have broken that.), and I believe they had at that point 8 millions of preorders, they didn't want to take that risk and choose the no man sky strategy (which paid off in the end.) to release an unfinished game and ask for forgiveness afterward. Now they have the money (they made already at least 100% of profits), so you could say they did the right call. But they lost their credibility, so...was it worth it? In the short term, yes. But in long term? My answer would be : When companies are public, long term doesn't exist anymore, share holders just want short term revenue, they rip as much revenue as they can and if it smells funny they move their money elsewhere. They don't want a company to take long terme decisions to preserve its longevity at the cost of profits, they prefer to let the company die as long as they get maximum money in the meantime, because they can place their money into a more profitable company at anytime.
@ZeonEons3 жыл бұрын
@@anonymeforliberty4387 I think in the long term, this does more harm than good. Short term profits (pre-orders) and on day purchases through physical & digital. Roughly 13-14mill copies sold. Not sure on how many refunds were issued but they did state they lost the Christmas sales market by a wide margin of projected sales.
@palpablehen653 жыл бұрын
@@ZeonEons i mean imo at least the game got the story right, it needs to mainly focus on technical issues. Fallout 76 needed to rebuild an entirely new story , and even with the new fallout 76 singleplayer dlc its still above average
@Seamus.Harper3 жыл бұрын
"Try some DLC" o_o I'll be damned, that actually sounds like a hardcore drug... XD
@Jaadi123 жыл бұрын
🤣
@goofysmp Жыл бұрын
Would love him to replay the game now and re-review it
@alexvalin908511 ай бұрын
hes missing out, i think they would give it 9/`0 atleast
@MikoYotsuya29210 ай бұрын
The game has indeed improved, but was fair to give a review just few days after its release
@JeromeSankara3 жыл бұрын
"Over 7 plus years of development" Cyberpunk on 2016: *oh shit that's right we are making a game-*
@Temmoie3 жыл бұрын
But fist, we gotta make a demo, how long will it be?
@tonyepic83 жыл бұрын
@@Temmoie 4-5yrs
@Graham67623 жыл бұрын
The production didn't stretch out over the whole 7 years. A lot of it was pre-production.
@adolphinler66283 жыл бұрын
id say 2018
@truthpurpose3 жыл бұрын
@@Graham6762 That's why he said the "Cyberpunk in 2016" part...
@woblier3 жыл бұрын
Thats why i buy games 2 years after relese, when they are "ready"... and at half price with all dlc included...
@Bloodhoven3 жыл бұрын
sometimes even at 33, 25 or even 20% of the price
@woblier3 жыл бұрын
@@Bloodhoven isn't cp2077 at up to -40% in most places already in Usa?
@Bloodhoven3 жыл бұрын
@@woblier not in the legal shops. if we are talking illegal and/or "grey area" shops, than your comment makes even less sense, since i've never seen a game there, that was **only** 50% reduced after 2 years.
@palasta3 жыл бұрын
It's still going to be trash no matter at what time and price a stamp of approval is given. If you gonna eat the trash they serve you, you deserve they have fed you. At release or after years of rotting.
@Bloodhoven3 жыл бұрын
@@palasta calm down, mate.
@Caydiem3 жыл бұрын
"March" *LMAO* That's a *very generous* estimate to fix all the bugs this game has, not to mention to re-implement the shitload of missing features and promises they boasted about.
@EmanGameplay3 жыл бұрын
@@sirsneakybeaky That's even sadder... :(
@EmanGameplay3 жыл бұрын
@@sirsneakybeaky "Mods will fix it" That is genuinely even sadder than the last statement... :(
@JoseG1173 жыл бұрын
@@EmanGameplay Well, honestly with whatever stuff they can come from with this game to at least improve that is gonna be appreciate it, i guess
@cosmickeyboard98113 жыл бұрын
Guys not everyone has a pc, mods can't save this game that's up to the devs to do
@adamdanielgibson3 жыл бұрын
They should be done with 2077 by March,7,2027
@MorTphyrАй бұрын
After all the updates, and building my first gaming pc. I can safely say cyberpunk 2077 has been one of my best gaming experiences
@KallenMalefic3 жыл бұрын
I died in a cut scene. I'm not kidding. I was I was. I literally got flatlined in a cut scene.
@BoxingDawg3 жыл бұрын
Wtf 😂😂😂😂
@Z3t4873 жыл бұрын
Wtf
@weirdeurasianboy80913 жыл бұрын
Whisky Tango Foxtrot
@tia-marianwagbolu44343 жыл бұрын
No way 💀💀
@Grim_October2 жыл бұрын
This happened to me once in Mass Effect Andromeda lol
@Tumz_13 жыл бұрын
what makes it 10x funnier is that in the apology the co-founder said they never encountered any of the bugs everyone has experienced
@deezboyeed67643 жыл бұрын
I mean I haven't so its possible
@MozrowDrops3 жыл бұрын
@@deezboyeed6764 PC?
@benjaminwilliams24043 жыл бұрын
Wooow what a liar 🤦♂️🙏
@SalusFuturistics3 жыл бұрын
That's exactly what the People say, who refuse to believe that Corona exists.
@deezboyeed67643 жыл бұрын
@@MozrowDrops yea i7, 16gb ram 1070. Idk maybe I got lucky but I've barely had any glitches besides what you get with every open world game like ocassional texture pop in
@nexiontech9353 жыл бұрын
CDPR: "we will release it when its ready" Bethesta - first time?
@DrLynch20093 жыл бұрын
I have NEVER seen Bethesda use that frase.
@randomperson60043 жыл бұрын
@@DrLynch2009 it's not a bug it's a feature
@PCgamer9233 жыл бұрын
I adopted "I will buy when its ready". If there's outrage like this about a game I want to buy I wait 6 months-2 years till most of the bugs are fixed so I'm not giving money for shitty products and half the time it's on sale for a bunch by then.
@wafflingmean44773 жыл бұрын
It just works.
@phaolo63 жыл бұрын
@nexion tech _You done f**ked up_ reusing those memes
@adkn2 жыл бұрын
Right now its 2 June 2022. 1 year and 6 months passed by. Current Patch is 1.52. And still this game has bugs, though not the completely game breaking bugs, they do exits. So far in my 12 hours gameplay, bugs I came across are walking animation bugs, sometimes in cutscenes, person is moving while in animation he is sitting on chair. And other bug is when I open map, after closing, it, whole screen is white glowing for few secs, slowly fading to normal. Right now these are the only ones I came across. Game running on PC, Ryzen 3800X, RTX 3060, 32GB ram.
@DomTheBomb3 жыл бұрын
When Angry Joe says “You done fucked it up” You know you are in for a treat!
@ClumsyVash3 жыл бұрын
how he also thinks trump is bad? yay a video game "reviewer" if you can even call him that when he takes money from developers talking about other peoples ethics lol loser
@surajseepersad75583 жыл бұрын
Hi bro, long time don't see but I can still remember you from all the love you had for Telltale Walking Dead
@jimmyj57033 жыл бұрын
@@ClumsyVash Why are you talking about politics in a game review as if someone actually gives a fuck?
@BigCheeseTV3 жыл бұрын
haha yeah deifinitely
@Abel-Alvarez3 жыл бұрын
@@ClumsyVash foo shut the fuck up about politics, take that shit elsewhere. We're here for the Cyberpunk review,NOTHING ELSE!
@ENGRtube3 жыл бұрын
"You done fucked it up" will NEVER be old.
@boi98423 жыл бұрын
he gave Cyberpunk 2077 PC version a 6/10, same rating as The last of us 2. The last of us 2 is one of the worst games of all time, while Cyberpunk is one of the best games of this year. He only did that because TLOS2 has SJW stuff in there that leftists like angry joe loves and he hates Cyberpunk because Cyberpunk is very anti-sjw. Why do you still support this youtuber ?
@noammo74553 жыл бұрын
@@boi9842 this is the dumbest comment I've ever seen in my life. Last of us 2 wasnt a 10 but it was still a fairly good game. Gameplay was very fun, graphics were great. Only thing that sucked was some of the story.
@boi98423 жыл бұрын
@@noammo7455 do you think Cyberpunk is as bad as TLOS2 ? angry joe is a entitled leftist, just go to his twitter and you'll see all kinds of rants against Trump. And btw Cyberpunk is miles better than TLos2
@ououkuaipao3 жыл бұрын
@@boi9842 hey fishman
@ououkuaipao3 жыл бұрын
@@boi9842Well story of tlou2 sux balls and 2077 sux at every inch of technical issues. I dont want to play tlou2 bec story sux, I don't want to play 2077 bec I run into bugs and have to reload goddamned every 5 min. So the rating doesn't conflict from each other.
@KneelB4Bacon3 жыл бұрын
_"Did EA give this to you?"_ lol.
@qualitycontent93433 жыл бұрын
I love how oj is always potraying a villan or bad example
@brandonmuse55323 жыл бұрын
🤪🤣😂😅😆
@KaiKrimson563 жыл бұрын
@@qualitycontent9343 I find it funny how they use OJ for manservice jokes. I still die of laughter when he shows up as Mr. Libido in the Yakuza 0 review.
@samuelcooper98803 жыл бұрын
The worst part is that this game had so much potential that is just broken by the games unplayable nature.
@rafipermana26943 жыл бұрын
"They tried to put a band aid on a 50cal. bullet wound"
@alexsilva283 жыл бұрын
Perfect analogy
@billcipher1473 жыл бұрын
The whole Cyberpunk 2077 situation can basically summed up with "I'm not mad. I'm just disappointed."
@garrettviewegh6773 жыл бұрын
At least there’s still the Cyberpunk 2024 board game to play. There’s also many other sci-fi, cyberpunk games that are much better in my opinion. I recommend Ruiner and Ghostrunner. The Ascent looks pretty cool too. It least those games work and are much cheaper.
@scoutman663 жыл бұрын
No, I would be pretty mad now that CDPR not only made a mediocre product but an unplayable product too
@mr.mysteriousyt61183 жыл бұрын
why? the Witcher 3 was garbage, i just am in utter disbelieve after i tried it, its so shit and yet people keep saying stupid shit like "game of the decade" ya sure game of my ass, its so archaic and old, full with bugs and unpolished, JUST. LIKE. CYBERPUNK.
@conformistbastard98423 жыл бұрын
@@mr.mysteriousyt6118 Troll.
@anthonycarlisle61843 жыл бұрын
@mr.MYSTERIOUS,YT, Though you may be trollin', I agree, I never cared for any cdpr product after giving them a try, I called this cyberpunk upset yrs ago, sadly those who enjoy their products felt the brunt of it.
@jarrettmccarver33543 жыл бұрын
“Fuck man...this one hurt” you could feel the pain in his voice
@fumothfan93 жыл бұрын
We all did
@maxslender4668 Жыл бұрын
At least the witcher 3 had recommended levels for each quest but this game gives you nothing. And it's supposed to be an rpg. The only time the boxing matches become easy is when you hit the max level AND pick all of the relevant perks for it, plus the gorilla arms. But the game doesn't tell you this. It's so dumb it gives you the boxing match questline almost right after the prologue when you're inevitably going to be a really low level. And inevitably going to get wrecked.
@jamiestevens30743 жыл бұрын
I’m so glad I never bought into the hype. Their marketing was awful IMO. It was basically “lol we have keanu reeves”
@donaldthahale4043 жыл бұрын
P
@donaldthahale4043 жыл бұрын
P
@artry933 жыл бұрын
Jamie Stevens. I agree with you.
@jamie1507413 жыл бұрын
And the guy isn't even that good an actor just looks cool
@changsiah23 жыл бұрын
hater
@philosophyoblivion59413 жыл бұрын
Bruh, i was waiting for this more than the game itself...
@rumuelnathanael80433 жыл бұрын
Me too lol
@tracykelso5503 жыл бұрын
Truth soo true
@jackdubs253 жыл бұрын
That’s sad
@randomcro243 жыл бұрын
Same
@clanwargods3 жыл бұрын
Same lmao. I am even here earlier then anticipated.
@trpaccount5533 жыл бұрын
Didn’t the fact that cd project red wouldn’t let people show their own footage show that something was wrong? Assassins creed Valhalla had gameplay out months before release.
@marianopena78723 жыл бұрын
Yup. Reviewers weren't allowed to show their own footage, nor did they handout any console review codes until a day before release. Another red flag (for me at least) was CDPR only showing gameplay from high-powered PCS and not older generation consoles. You know, where most of the playerbase would be.
@stevebuscemi36223 жыл бұрын
Tfw ubisoft has a better release than the glorified CD Project red
@balrok99593 жыл бұрын
@@stevebuscemi3622 Yeah Valhalla had good release where it only takes 1 or 2 patches to fix stealth issues and balance combat s bit more but hell. Game was released in very good state.
@blastofo3 жыл бұрын
Valhalla is such a better game. But Cyberpunk sold more copies because of hype.
@memecliparchives22543 жыл бұрын
@@blastofo Valhalla is only saved because of Darby Mcdevitt's excellent writing and Ashraf Ismail's talent in game design. Ubisoft still rushed Valhalla's release because it really did just had 2 years of development.
@TenTonNuke6 ай бұрын
3 years later and I still don't know how to feel about this game. In one playthrough, I was a hacker wiping out entire groups without being seen with OP skills like Contagion. I had a great experience and 100% the game and every side mission. Then I tried to play through it later as a sniper and there were somehow more bugs and the visuals looked like someone smeared Vaseline all over the screen. I had a horrible time.
@JaydevRaol3 жыл бұрын
Lol! That intro skit with the bad "kids" EA, Activision and Bethesda was tragically hilarious 😂
@hydaralmaliki77843 жыл бұрын
“Ooo here’s this one! This one is called a live-service drug! You don’t have to finish it, you could just do it later!” Lol.
@varunkapur56403 жыл бұрын
Seriously! I was laughing my ass off the whole way 😂😂😂😂😂
@MHDsniper3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, but Ubisoft are missing
@roguescorner90423 жыл бұрын
And to think Bethesda was once in CD Projekt Red's position in that skit.
@roguescorner90423 жыл бұрын
@@MHDsniper Ubisoft got expelled from the school.
@santi39913 жыл бұрын
"There's no second first impressions"
@kangriad75643 жыл бұрын
The exact quote from the “Sword of destiny” book is: “There’s never a second opportunity to make a first impression”.
@sideswipe12613 жыл бұрын
Whiskey disagrees.
@bryanbruebaker15073 жыл бұрын
I guess I lucked out and waiting for if they ever fix this game. Whiskey comment is A1!
@eliasshemsu58533 жыл бұрын
I really liked what Joe did in the first scene with the cool kids table. It's a brilliant way of showing it.
@m.poppins48433 жыл бұрын
I always found these kind of sketches kinda cringe tbh lol.
@iwantsexseemyvideo33363 жыл бұрын
🐞🛑
@Lucaz993 жыл бұрын
@@m.poppins4843 yeah but this one gets the point across really well
@Cyberglyph3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I always skip the skits and go straight to the review. I kinda wish he would not do the skits and get to the meat of the review. But I get it, trying to up the production value. Its a AJ trademark. Good video anyway.
@jallaionize3 жыл бұрын
Loving this review. Loving the parodies. Loving the deserved criticism. Highlight for me though, the opening parody. So well likened to what it felt like.
@Rubhen9253 жыл бұрын
omg those shiny balls.... i can't ever remove that image out of my head....
@Foxfire_forty-nine3 жыл бұрын
Why would you want to, though?
@Rubhen9253 жыл бұрын
@@Foxfire_forty-nine OJ's smiles and shiny balls...... nightmare fuel lol.
@crohnotriggered3 жыл бұрын
dude, those thighs. OJ doesn't skip leg day.
@roof19753 жыл бұрын
Found ya lol
@mattoattacko3 жыл бұрын
Let's all take a second to appreciate how much OJ can probably squat with dem quads
@styxzero16753 жыл бұрын
How to lose all your reputation in one game release - Feat Cd Project Red
@Jack1994hoo3 жыл бұрын
Bethesda - Hey! thats my song!
@aiden3953 жыл бұрын
@@Jack1994hoo no bethesda didnt lose reputation
@negrura1213023 жыл бұрын
R*:we already did that!!
@TriAzF3 жыл бұрын
@@negrura121302 I may have missed something but what did Rockstar do to lose their reputation?
@TriAzF3 жыл бұрын
@FERMIN DEL ANGEL CARRILLO CHAVEZ I mean I can somewhat agree. I still feel like having all their updates for GTA Online be free pretty decent and they haven’t really lost their reputation as most people still like them. Most people are annoyed their still updating GTA Online instead of working on a new GTA but that isn’t really Rockstar’s fault. It’s more Take Two’s since they aren’t allowing Rockstar to abandon GTA Online thanks to shark cards. But yeah I agree their online games have gone quite far and stale but I don’t feel they’ve lost their reputation since most people still like them.
@pfcsakaria3 жыл бұрын
"Did EA give this to you?" I lost it 🤣🤣
@iwantsexseemyvideo33363 жыл бұрын
🎀🎀
@anormalhickgamer57823 жыл бұрын
Try some loot boxes lol
@BioTechEntertainment2 жыл бұрын
It’s 2022 and almost the end of January. Don’t think we’re getting the game we were promised
@goroshinya2 жыл бұрын
there's still 55 years of time left to fix it
@rakaattt2 жыл бұрын
Damn I was thinking of getting it on PS4. Is it that bad?
@Handonforehead2 жыл бұрын
@@rakaattt the performance and bugs are better but they have added hardly any content. City still feels dead and there is nothing to do besides quests. There is a 5 hour free trial on ps4, you can see for yourself
@volatilelyle51703 жыл бұрын
He doesn't look angry, just disappointed. I felt that
@WorldWalker1283 жыл бұрын
Welcome to the Sad Joe Show.....
@bliglum3 жыл бұрын
Story of Cyberpunk's life... Though, it could still pull a No Man's Sky...
@ryanalexander85133 жыл бұрын
Got to say I don't get the hate. I haven't quite finished the game, but I'm loving it. It hasn't crashed or frozen on me once. There has been the occasional visual glitch, but nothing major. CD projekt red created another incredible immersive world to explore. Of course I have been playing on PC, and If your not, you have no one but yourself to blame.
@bloodarmyproductions3 жыл бұрын
@@ryanalexander8513 Ryan that last sentence is quite fucked up considering not everyone can spends thousands on a computer to play a $60 game nor does that put the consumer at blame. Also the bug WILL progressively get worse the longer you play the game.
@coimbra52553 жыл бұрын
@@ryanalexander8513 joe addressed comments like yours on his last cyberpunk video. He said:”good for you”.
@ZbricksShow3 жыл бұрын
“You tried to put a bandaid on a fifty-caliber bullet wound” This quote perfectly sums up the game’s failed release
@noname-md6pw3 жыл бұрын
Exactly! CDPR essentially tried to put a bandaid on a .50 cal bullet wound. And that aint gonna do jack shit. Lol
@zetanta84903 жыл бұрын
@@noname-md6pw captain obvious
@blakec70253 жыл бұрын
Really wasn't that bad.
@NoiDGamer3 жыл бұрын
sums up America...
@noname-md6pw3 жыл бұрын
@@zetanta8490 i was just making it clear.
@zuriyel53683 жыл бұрын
Now I know how Obi-Wan felt in Revenge of the Sith.
@ryantheasianguy_3 жыл бұрын
Too soon :(
@ritawant10333 жыл бұрын
ჯდ
@Chilling_Charizard3 жыл бұрын
Let’s hope the sequel will be our Luke.
@Deathpool_043 жыл бұрын
Hopefully it could fucking redeem itself by fixing the damn game. Lol
@yoshitsune56913 жыл бұрын
Omg that’s exactly the best way to sum up how I feel about this game. I must be strong in the force my dude 😂
@nathan7047 Жыл бұрын
If anyone is wondering October 2023 was when the game was finally polished the way we expected
@str8apem88 Жыл бұрын
It's still more an fps than RPG though.
@michaelh8784 ай бұрын
@@str8apem88Worse combat than starfield and Mass effect Andromeda.
@pngts.g3 жыл бұрын
"Console AY launch" So bugged that even the verdict is bugged.
@FranzKamikaze3 жыл бұрын
"AY" in spanish is an interjection used to express surprise or pain... so it kinda fits
@sloma1113 жыл бұрын
Ay ay ay.... A rrriba.
@conort80023 жыл бұрын
AYAYA YAI
@papazoulou93263 жыл бұрын
@@sloma111 I heard this once, either in a vidyagame or a TV series. Now I ain't gonn sleep foe 6 hours
@fortyforfree3 жыл бұрын
@@papazoulou9326 the mouse cartoon. Speedy Gonzales
@JDRoss7163 жыл бұрын
“This one hurt.” Exactly how I felt after playing.
@jdunnatl3 жыл бұрын
After making a classic like Witcher 3, people would have waited for another two years for this game to be ready. ...not saying we wouldn't be grumbling, though 😅
@josh775773 жыл бұрын
@@jdunnatl cdpr was getting death threats from their last delay lmao
@flopster81393 жыл бұрын
@@josh77577 they didn’t care, or at least the higher ups didn’t. All they cared about was releasing it during the holidays because of pressure from shareholders.
@crisiumhd89563 жыл бұрын
@@flopster8139 Exactly they were pushed by investors. Many of missing features of the game are in files, but they are simply "turned off" probably because they weren't finished on time.
@jos90723 жыл бұрын
I uninstalled the game in the begin. What an embarrassment🤨
@lordplague35553 жыл бұрын
They kept their promise though kinda "it is ready when it is ready" what they forgot to add was "ready to be disappointing"
@PhantomSolaris3 жыл бұрын
It's been 10 months...love the game but many of the bugs are still here. The rendering delay, NPCs doing weird poses, had my car go through the map. I really hope it all gets patched and the cut content gets put in because this is such an awesome game in terms of the look, story and characters.
@genericusername45793 жыл бұрын
I doubt any of the bugs will ever get fixed as CDPR know full well that they have plenty of apologists and simps like Yongyea who will defend them at all times. It's been ages and they STILL haven't stopped the NPC's being ghosts that u can walk thru, the insanely bad levels of texture pop-in, ability to b able to buy a better apartment than the shitty place u get the whole game, oh but don't worry, CDPR were so very generous and gave us an alternative look for Johnny, two jackets and another car to buy. Cuz that is TOTALLY what ppl wanted isn't it? Not an RPG but free clothes and another car 2 buy
@Z-Mikes002 жыл бұрын
@@genericusername4579 well the next gen update certainly gave us all that
@MisterCasket3 жыл бұрын
"who texts that fast??" "Goro." Came out of nowhere. I laughed.
@Roflcrabs3 жыл бұрын
Nah, not Goro he's old now. He'd have his glasses on with the font size bumped up navigating slowly with his pointing finger. It's his daughter messaging.
@MisterCasket3 жыл бұрын
@F***CK МЕ - ОКЕУ ? Ask Goro.
@alemdevp20483 жыл бұрын
@@MisterCasket is a spamer bot
@iwantsexseemyvideo33363 жыл бұрын
🦞🎀
@revolversnake1263 жыл бұрын
the guys name was literally goro
@isakisak99893 жыл бұрын
The way he just leaps of a building extending his mantis blades, is full of the *exaggerated swagger* of a cybernetically enhanced black teen. 10/10 gamespot
@chaddwickfincher58353 жыл бұрын
Oh god not that review.
@RogueFox21853 жыл бұрын
“Gives me goosebumps every time he does it.”
@101mylo3 жыл бұрын
Did they actually say that? Please be joking
@shmekelfreckles81573 жыл бұрын
@@101mylo it was a Miles Morales review.
@alexanderm35043 жыл бұрын
That dude said that in the most gay tone lol I think he came in his pants saying that 😂🤣
@Kraynium_XIX3 жыл бұрын
“You done fucked it up” the one time we didnt want to hear it
@arcticridge3 жыл бұрын
I did, fuck this mess of a game
@Mari-hl1yw3 жыл бұрын
@@arcticridge Yeah but we didn’t want it to fail. It’s sad to see this reality
@aligmal50313 жыл бұрын
@@Mari-hl1yw they lied and stole from the investors F them
@erikbrenner51383 жыл бұрын
I never want to hear it :/
@hunterhorsehelmsley73153 жыл бұрын
@@aligmal5031 Like he said, none of us wanted CDPR to fall this bad, they were the chosen one, now they're Darth Vader
@drew_blanco_3 жыл бұрын
Man this still makes me hysterically laugh dude. You guys seriously make some of the best content out there lol
@Lordxzamasu3 жыл бұрын
I like how joe handled this as if he had fatherly disappointment
@skreign3 жыл бұрын
He was excited for this
@DeeDub023 жыл бұрын
I've literally just been watching zamasu videos.
@gyderian94353 жыл бұрын
"Coming when it's ready" - Greatest joke of the decade.
@xiiixiii3373 жыл бұрын
Nah man, "how the fuck he text so fast" ..."Goro, he has four arms" the MK joke cracked me up
@indiexanna3 жыл бұрын
CDPR : "Coming when it's ready" CDPR : *releases Cyberpunk when it's not ready Keanu : "WHY DO YOU COME?" *electric music
@RyuuJinLee3 жыл бұрын
I disagree, the greatest joke was ”it just works!"
@ramonosuke3 жыл бұрын
Naw, greatest Joke has got to be Biden winning the election legitimately for me
@emulation23693 жыл бұрын
Maybe it was "cuming? “🤔
@matsu11403 жыл бұрын
Everyone is mad about the bugs, while I'm so fucking disappointed by just how gutted the game feels. Everything feels unfinished.
@youngdylan50833 жыл бұрын
Unfinished as in buggy?
@giuseppehead80333 жыл бұрын
@@youngdylan5083 I think they mean the game feels like it's missing a lot of features and systems that seemed to be in the game and just based on content standards now a days it doesn't hold up compared to something like skyrim. The game just feels kinda empty imo and I was very excited for it. I'm still enjoying it but it for sure feels unfinished
@GenerationIcarus3 жыл бұрын
No. They promised so many things that never made it to the final product
@demonluck9993 жыл бұрын
Tbh game dev cut out part of the game to sell as dlc so my guess the miss part that they say it in the game maybe make it way to a dlc but part of me think it will never see the light of day doing to how bad this game is right not talking about story i most talking about the amount of bug that made it unplayable or less fun
@AussieLiam933 жыл бұрын
@@giuseppehead8033 Yep 💯% agree. Here's hoping we get The elder scrolls 6 in the next two years or so .
@shaiuken71502 жыл бұрын
Man the skits with the cool kids table and principle joe are an angry joe certified classic and legendary