Cyberpunk 2077 - Angry Review Extended Discussion

[@thats4thebirds]

We got literally 3 missions with Jackie. The “6 months later” cutscene is 10000% percent time we SHOULD have spent building our relationship w Jackie.

[@JJsiN84]

Agreed, Spoiler: So when he died it really was not all that impactful. You can tell they meant it to be too because the funeral mission for him.

[@mannymelo949]

I genuinely get the vibe that those 6 months were originally playable Because you have a positive relationship with Padre and the Valentino’s going into the Game with 0 explanation

[@Uldihaa]

@@JJsiN84 Yep. I just didn't have any connection with him. It doesn't help that you can spend literally 20+ hours running around after your first visit with Victor doing everything except the main quest before you ever even talk to him again. That 6 month time-skip so dilutes the relationship that it doesn't feel much stronger than when you first meet him in the Prologue. Can you imagine how much it would have affected you to have a strong bond with him and his Mom? Maybe even helping his relationship with Misty? Talk about your missed opportunity. And speaking of the funeral and the visit to his little garage/workshop/crash pad, trying to get all the info by asking questions makes it seem like 'V' didn't pay any attention to the guy at all! WT actual F. CDPR really dropped the ball on the V/Jackie best friends relationship.

[@undertakernumberone1]

@@mannymelo949 Indeed, to me It feels to me like the Prologue Montage should've been like the actual first third to half of the whole game, rather than... well... a montage...

[@undertakernumberone1]

@@Uldihaa i did have some of a connection, but it's an old issue for me: "Person that is shown to be important to the Main Char has something happen to them. Emotional!" But we, the players, had just a few scenes... or a 15 to maybe 60 minute Tutorial/Prologue with the character... sure, you might feel bad about it because the protag liked the character, or because in that short time the char was sympathetic... but it just won't have as much impact...

[@omgkid]

AJS: Cyberpunk Angry review CDPR : Apology video AJS: Extended review discussion CDPR: Extended apology video lol :P

[@SuperMurray2009]

Nobody: Relic Malfunction V: Aw Shit, No

[@nicobenji0248]

@@SuperMurray2009 🤣

[@jayvanx154]

@@SuperMurray2009 V when they go to the shower

[@imhighandwatchingyoutube8909]

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[@stagnacja1]

I can tell you CD Project watching Angry Joe so who knows

[@1rjbender]

I was disappointed in that there weren't any "day to day" activities in Night City. I couldn't take the day to go to the theater then sit down at a ramen shop and eat a bowl of noodles. Things that would allow you to be a citizen of Night City. Even copying Red Dead type side activities would have been fine. There were too few immersive things to do outside of an actual quest.

[@CeanHerzfield]

Exactly how I was feeling about it. Might as well just go and play GTA V which is definitely more immersive.

[@Ambientgram]

That's what I been telling people, besides side missions theres really nothing to do in NC outside of grinding for loot.

[@mikeoxlong567]

Yeah, not even able to bring anybody back to your apartment. They really lied about what you could do in this game lol

[@jase276]

Exactly. There's nothing to do in the game outside of "go here and shoot this". Even GTA V had a fully functioning movie theater with actual movies to watch. CDPR should've just stayed in their lane.

[@mvdb510]

@@Ambientgram Yup, I felt the same. My appartment was just a place to dump iconic loots. And the side missions were also not that interesting. There could be so many random quests, but the side missions we got are almost always "rescue person X, shoot person Y"

[@TheItchyDani3l]

When CDPR said "It's ready when it's ready" what they meant is "It's absolutely broken and unreleasable and we will release it when it's slightly less broken"

[@goofball1_134]

After the trailer the guy saying 'coming when it's ready' gave me chills but after this release just feels depressing :/

[@Surfermario]

Don't worry. It just works. 16 times the detail.

[@SagaciousNihilist]

Its 2022 and it still isnt ready, so far for "If they had two more years, maybe they'd deliver on what they promised"

[@lucky_ramen9803]

The world makes me feel like I'm the ONLY mercenary in the city.

[@lucky_ramen9803]

@Stebo 64 👌

[@tincangamer2188]

@samsong samsong True, but it has better characters than any open world game ever made. I hope the next GTA steps up the franchise's side characters and missions. They're all trash and forgettable.

[@solidghost4525]

I got board plying the game even though it looks great. Started playing godfather 2 on Xbox 360 from 2009 and it’s more interactive.

[@chainsawplayin]

You know, when 2 indie devs can make a dynamic UNIVERSE (Starsector), but hundreds of AAA devs can't make a single city, there's something wrong.

[@nicbahtin4774]

The only one that matters after Jacky

[@itcamefromabox]

Although I bought it on launch, it now feels like a pre-order lol

[@derangedanimal9098]

Didn't bother to get a refund on ps4 pro , bought it digitally . Hoping they fix it without overbearing and overused dialogue . Hope they cut some of that and fix it by Xmas 2021 . Their marketing was better.than or almost equal to gta 5 the only difference is Rocester delivered because they rock and cd project yet is still in its cd case

[@alexandernadem4133]

Refund

[@brazwen]

Same! I bought it on launch.

[@jesseomollo9405]

@@alexandernadem4133 he can't refund, the deadline was on 21st December.

[@robertrollins478]

Top comment omg

[@MyLastSong719]

I don't get why every game needs to have multiplayer. It honestly doesn't seem like a multiplayer game but I bet they want to recreate Rockstar's success

[@ajuslucky5432]

Yea but the thing is, they are so far away from that path that GTA 5 went in that there's no point in even trying to attempt it. CD Projekt Red should know this.

[@josephnissenson3252]

Gotta get that online currency for real money bag

[@nikton7486]

Imagine microtransaction following shortly after their multiplayer release in 2022. The last nail in the coffin for the fanboys.

[@kumorizora2507]

Every game definitely doesn't have multiplayer. What the hell are you taking about?

[@MyLastSong719]

@@kumorizora2507 It's called a figure of speech and if you read it correctly you'd realize I didn't say every game had multiplayer

[@samuelfradanmark]

That third guy is a perfect mix of Joe and OJ. Actually, these three look like the same guy from different parallel universes

[@Hhhh22222-w]

And they say Asians look the same

[@GRIMREEFER42069BOOBS]

😂 For real

[@donaldyeeter9842]

Lol 😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭🤣💀

[@therealMrA]

Imagine Alex speaking with Joe's voice. Or Joe speaking with OJ's voice. Or OJ speaking with Alex's voice

[@phillyphilly_lii6441]

His name is Alex and he is a treasure to behold

[@lesarch]

“Wait, your game had faces?” I literally laughed out loud.

[@ConGie]

I want to thumb you up but your likes are at 69...

[@SoCloseToToast]

I don't know if I've been this disappointed in something since I found out I was adopted when I was 8

[@justinsane3909]

By the looks of your photo, there were two folks happy as fuck to put you up when you were 8.

[@supersmarty8496]

@@justinsane3909 I feel bad for laughing at this haha

[@justinsane3909]

@@supersmarty8496 Feel bad? You must be a millennial? Break away from the mold!

[@supersmarty8496]

@@justinsane3909 hey! Just having a bit of sympathy is all

[@heromedley]

you okay dude?

[@vj7248]

I would love to if they cancelled multiplayer and just focused on re-implementing all the cut content.

[@Hotlog69]

There needs to be multiplayer because I need more customization!

[@btr003]

Singleplayer games end, and then you have a dead game that might have one or two replays before you toss it in the trash and never play it again. Multiplayer games last forever.

[@HULK-HOGAN1]

Fuck multiplayer. Singleplayer or GTFO.

[@vj7248]

@@btr003 your idea that "singleplayer = dead game" makes no sense considering witcher 3 is singleplayer only and currently has 15k players. thats after 5 years, most multiplayer games die out in the first month lawl. however, the real issue is that 2077 cut all of its RPG systems, thus there is 0 point to adding multiplayer now. all the cut content needs to be re-added for online to even make sense

[@DaShonuff]

People keep saying this like it would make a difference, again they said a different team is working on Multiplayer it just wasn't the focus. It would not have made the game better if there was no Multiplayer.

[@shawnsummers4177]

"Your game had faces?" - Alex

[@williamyoung9401]

"Fuck you, internet people, I love you!" lol.

[@phillyphilly_lii6441]

Alex is the best. Alex to OJ: “did you do the rogue mission?” OJ: “….yeess 😒” Alex: “I bet you did😏” AJ: “😁”

[@rileyteichman3520]

I wish they didn't spoil Jackie's death in the cg trailer from e3

[@Dae...]

Yup major spoiler. They could have easily left it out.

[@cabbageleon4914]

They spoiled a lot of things. Most aren't necessarily major spoilers but they did show how the game starts, they even showed the title screen itself. I didn't mind it at first because a lot of things were expected to change, but when I first booted the game up, it didn't have that impact I was looking for because I've already seen the title screen, I already know how the intro goes.

[@thickone6261]

Honestly with all of the "adverts" they put out talking about how open ended this game would be and how many decisions would actually impact the story creating different scenarios; I figured they put that out specifically because there would be ways to avoid such a situation. Alas they bamboozled me and no such thing exists as there is very little that actually impacts outcomes. Such a shame.

[@rpgamezzz270]

They said it was a player decision. One can choose to go on stealth, which Jackie will live.

[@FrancoDFernando]

I thought it was supposed to be a branching story path if you fuck up somehow. Yea...didn’t realize it was a straight up spoiler

[@tylersmith9942]

I got so confused when random ppl would call and V would respond like he knew them for forever but I’m literally seeing these people for the first time

[@yeahboyz9314]

I found someone who skip the story

[@clementineschalchen330]

All you gotta do is literally act as if you know them like a random ass on the streets of Chicago for you Americans

[@Marinealver]

If you are ever in a position of authority or popularity, people will know you by name, and you won't know who they are. Look up parasocial relationships. Many KZbinrs face thus problem.

[@tylersmith9942]

@@yeahboyz9314 Nah bro. I’m talking about the beginning. Driving around having ppl call when you enter new areas. Some of them V actually recognizes and that’s what bothered me

[@TheOneBearded]

@@tylersmith9942 if I recall, most of those people were fixers. People of that territory well-known for giving mercs jobs and connections. Would make sense for them to know you since, at least story-wise, everyone is starting to know who you are as your street cred grows.

[@TheQuatum]

Alex is right, this was UNACCEPTABLE. That apology was a pat on the head after getting SLAPPED in the face

[@bendegorro754]

So no apology, you're wrong. Making apology, you're also wrong. When will it end ? ... yes they're fucked in the first place ... but which you prefer ? ... make apology or nothing at all ?

[@KhanMann66]

@@bendegorro754 Fix the damn game! Actions speak louder than words.

[@Juju-cm7ge]

@@bendegorro754 why are you so mad other people don’t like what happened? I seen you in a couple of comments because no a shill

[@raksaKhan1337]

Aand people still defend cyberpunk. And say hope it will get fix like No man sky but the fact is NMS not do shady thing like lie to reviewer and they are indie company but Cdp red are mot

[@bendegorro754]

@@Juju-cm7ge It's you always read other people comment with rage tone. When i write that comment, read it with curious tone.

[@figjam9530]

Cyberpunk as advertised was like the Big Mac you see on a McDonalds advertisement. The Cyberpunk we got was like the Big Mac you get from the restaurant.

[@WickedKnightAlbel]

Big Macs from the restaurant actually function as edible food

[@Surfermario]

"Edible". You seemed to be missing some quotation marks.

[@hollowman9410]

at least they don't cost 60 dollars.

[@GeekRaj]

Great analogy. I agree.

[@kiki4910]

@@hollowman9410 made me spit my drink out😂👌🏿

[@Leonshearth]

To be completly honest and supportive to OJ, Rogue is pretty hot for her age.

[@jonbaxter2254]

I'd take her to the early bird special at Red Lobster for sure

[@TheCrumpers53]

Yesssss

[@Jay_88_]

Rogue was my favorite tbh

[@matrinyer]

GILF

[@tejendrachettri5970]

God i just can't get enough of her voice, it's just too sexy for some reason, don't really mind that she's kinda a gilf cuz in that world age isn't really that big of an issue anymore. Sucks that we don't have much dialogue with her.

[@jdcroix6067]

I would like to see Principal Joe and his Failed student that later became "Corporate commander" in a review crossover someday. 🤣

[@loudtrumphet5636]

Principal Joe would be like " this is what I taught you? you insolent bastard".

[@MikeJones-qn1gz]

You were the chosen one!

[@asadsiddique7922]

Holy shit.. It all makes sense now.. The story is coming full circle

[@netweed09]

@@asadsiddique7922 It's seems 2011 Skyrim didn't finish him off as much as we'd 1st thought,,,

[@teezy3535]

AngryJoe lore

[@BUBBA808]

They didn’t finish the game because they were too busy hanging out with Keanu Reeves

[@mattyrose8937]

That sounds fair enough 😂

[@L4Disillusion]

Lazy millennial devs

[@BUBBA808]

@@L4Disillusion it’s over!

[@Marinealver]

It does seem like there was a story before Johnny Silverhand got shoehorned in.

[@Sorrowdusk]

@@Marinealver In the 2018 , forty minute demo a news reel said Johnny Silverhand died in 2076 just 1 year ago. Then Keanu joined later in August. So the whole story was rewritten

[@Argumemnon]

You can change your dong but not your height? That's insane.

[@huricanethreeonesix]

Priorities, sir. Priorities.

[@Hhhh22222-w]

You can have an above average dong which some girls but mostly gay dudes like, but having an above average height means you live longer and is more successful in life

[@vansharora5859]

@@Hhhh22222-w Taller people have slightly shorter life spans.

[@wraithwyvern528]

Most games require different animations for contact between characters with different heights. It's doable, but apparently too much effort for 2020 CDPR.

[@Montesama314]

"Hmm, I can have five more inches? But where to put them..."

[@ssean1290]

I'm gonna buy the Complete Edition for $14.99 during a PSN sale in 3 years.

[@amun821]

Why? If the game is bad it ain't worth your time

[@master_shakem3291]

game will probably still be off the psn store 3 years from now, wouldnt surprise me

[@gregorB92]

@@joeysludge4041 but they promised an open world rpg with choices. Its just an open world with nothing

[@mrirvgottea6315]

It's already 34 bucks on gog

[@nicksantana93]

That’s what I wish i would have done

[@GIChiyo]

The ripperdoc idea with changing your body too much and looking crazy: they did that in Borderlands the Pre Sequel with Wilhelm, as you get more abilities you look more and more robotic

[@oneirosgames]

And soon we will be able to do the same in real life. 🤣

[@mikesully110]

yeah it didn't impact the story that much but was still cool. You went from a normal person to having a robot voice, cyborg legs and a cyborg punch. It's too bad RPG's don't have an "appearence" modifier on speechcraft. Like would a storekeeper give a discount on a creepy guy wearing a scary skull mask like my character in Skyrim? In that game my tall skinny character, wearing heavy robes and a creepy skull mask hiding his face, went around the town trying to talk to and adopt small girls...

[@lazgk9133]

@@mikesully110 Actually they are check Kingdom Come: Deliverance NPCs react to the way you dress even if you're dirty or clean. They comment on it and your stats affecting speech checks like Charisma it gets buffed or decreased according on what you wear and how is your hygiene state. So it can actually happen.

[@majorpum95x26]

Honestly that was dissapointing, seeing all the mods npc s have, not being able to choose the color of ur blades, even skin. So much wasted potential in customization

[@Corbomite_Meatballs]

What I'm surprised is that they didn't put something in to push you towards being a cyberpsycho once you hit a certain level of tech in your body, but that may have been too much for players to deal with, with the Artifact breaking down. Shadowrun and some other cyberpunk game do this with Essence loss, etc. but not sure if Cyberpunk does.

[@danoliver8989]

The bugs didn’t even annoy me, the cut content and false advertising however that just annoyed me so much.

[@thorn5228]

Yeah I can agree with this cause I was lucky to not get more then a couple bugs and this was on base console (but I'll touch on that in a sec), and even if I did I can handle bugs But the cut content and lieing is defintly somthing that ticked me off, I mean Christ i knew they cut the main quest down (they admited to this due to complaints witcher 3 was to long which fuck those people), but you can tell they cut hours out of it most notably the start where you get a freaking Cutscene and a timeskip then 4 missions of a "prologue" and a heap of disjointed side quests and meetings (namely fixers), and yes there's more but that's my biggest gripe And onto the false advertising yeah there's a few big ones there, namely saying it worked on base consoles when no it didn't the game actully made you feel sick on a base (litterly and figurtivly), and here's one of the biggest lies the whole it's an RPG this was marketed for years until fairly recently I believe when most players had already preordered and stopped watching the info due to fear of spoilers (I mean Jackie's death for instance made me stop watching trailers), so never knew they had changed it quietly from rpg to action/adventure, kinda makes me think they spoiled that on purpose to hide it from rpg fanboys who would have dropped there preorders if they knew

[@hellatze]

Thats why ppl should not follow the hype

[@TheNaminagul]

Agree 1000%

[@thorn5228]

@@hellatze I think it's more no one should trust company's, as alot of people didn't buy the hype due to knowing no game could hold up to it, instead put there faith in a company they thought could be trusted like what I did, and god do I regret it So in a way cyberpunk did have one good message, the corpos are always out to fuck you over

[@hellatze]

@@thorn5228 a lot of ppl still buying hype. You will surprised

[@tgreaux5027]

“It’s gonna be several months” words of optimism from Joe. 2 hours in and I knew this game was not only years away from being finished, but that it was essentially broken when it came to some of its core gameplay mechanics.

[@benpeters9851]

Weird. After this last update I had a playthrough with 1 or 2 glitches

[@nicholaspatterson4299]

@@benpeters9851 Its lacking in every aspect. They removed so much of what they showed to be in the game. Its a very shallow game.

[@ajwtube]

@@benpeters9851 a year later... So great, a year later, no bugs. How long now til they add all the shit they cut out?

[@marcinm2871]

@@ajwtube never, Maybe CP2 if they last that long.

[@ajwtube]

@@marcinm2871 agreed

[@SpotCam]

Gamers: "You were supposed to destroy Bethesda NOT JOIN THEM!!!"

[@frowny5460]

And there would still be hardcore fans going "no, they are just deep undercover. They are going to destroy them from within!"

[@cheesemccheese5780]

@@frowny5460 lol

[@chewyuanqiang]

Oh No. It's the age of the evil corporate empire all over again just like the Star Wars trilogy. Darth Emperor EA: "I. AM. THE GAMERS!!!" Grand Moff Activision: "Greed. will keep the local gamers in line. Greed for this loot box"

[@residentrump3271]

Can't destroy anything without gaining the high ground first

[@nikton7486]

At least they destroyed Bethesda in terms of creating a bigger mess. It's like hold my burger.

[@combichristed]

"I want the game that they originally promised" - that. Don't care about multiplayer or DLCs for now. I want a functional game with no bugs, trains instead of the lame fast travel boxes, meaningful cybermods, ripperdoc animations, much better enemy and NPC AI, cops that don't spawn out of thin air, 3rd person cutscenes, deeper customization of both the character and habitat and expanded "lifepath exclusive" missions/dialogue options. Everything else can wait.

[@dillonpollard4545]

It’s gonna take years for them to fix all that shit

[@lastvictory2010]

most of what you asked for doesn't matter. Having train is pointless because there are so many fast travel points why would you want less ways to travel? That makes no sense on a design level. Ripperdoc animations are redundant and would get tiersome especially if you use them a-lot. They never promised 3rd person gameplay plus it doesn't need it since its not a GTA clone. I wish you guys would just admit you where looking for GTA 6 in this game because a-lot of these complaints are starting to make no real sense. They should definitely fix the Ai, the cops and glitches but a-lot of the other stuff are just preferences that dont impact anything at the end of the day.

[@deadrock1678]

The sad thing is that is NEVER going to happen, the CEO of CDPR even said they are "Proud" of the PC version, sorry man but that's the games design.

[@BenWilliams-ie4wc]

@@lastvictory2010 he said first person cutscenes not gameplay (as showcased). That would make a meaningful difference as you would actually see your character from time to time, letting your characters customisations actually count for something.

[@gregorB92]

@@lastvictory2010 no. we just want what they promised. an immersive open world game with choices and good AI. it has nothing of that.

[@kylel3187]

Alex is definitely needed in these extended reviews he’s really the only one to really call companies out when they mess up

[@KeWidundret]

I feel the same way. At first I was like "but he is no Joe"..but then he eventually became my favorite out of the group. He is more unfiltered and more often than not he expresses my thoughts exactly.

[@mikefamey6809]

joe still calls people out. other joe is a little too silent. i feel like this game has people that care about its development. its not all on the people making it, i feel like upper management is the problem.

[@SagaciousNihilist]

@@KeWidundret Clearly the smartest in the group, No wonder joe stopped being a Sjw shithead when he joined.

[@VenturaHighwayman]

Although, Joe is quicker to support and encourage devs. He has more relationships with people from these companies.

[@hayabusaorlovina2761]

Not true. Angry Joe also have balls to trash everyone in gaming world. Only time I saw him didn't had balls is to trash Wakanda Whatever. That's were Alex was needed...

[@jaysanchez4407]

"There's no choice" . . . Having only one mission and then the final mission be important literally means no choice, just because you can decide the ending on the last fucking segment does not make all the other 99% have meaning

[@GalaxyStudi0s]

Honestly, bums me up when they said it was an RPG and how you would be able to do all this and have decisions matter, only to have a half hour opening, different ending, and like one or two unique side quest. Don’t even mention the chat options as most of it is just add a comment and progress the game.

[@andreiasimov33]

@@GalaxyStudi0s They switched from RPG to Action Adventure gaming in middle of 2018, so middle development after restarting again. With the incorporation of Keanu, they made the game around HIM, thus lots and lots of features had to be cut for the new approach and bc of the difficulties to implement all of them. That's why you are a STREET KID no matter the background, and why 95% of dialog choices are redundant. Honestly, they should have stared with that from the begining, dont try to chew more than you can. One path only, make a great somehow linear story, add then DLC's, flesh out the world with different activities, no perk system (it's quite useless being honest), just 6-7 basic attributes and call it a day. Expand with lots of characters, arcs, mission types, ingame economy and finish it on time. Then add multiplayer and profit with skins, despite saying you "leave greed to others", gamers and shills will forgive you, since you are not EA. Much more easier and faster than going full berserk mode with an RPG from scratch, with a new engine, with the proyect shifting constantly and working your developers like in a mine.

[@ThaYoungChad]

To be fair that's exactly how the Witcher 3 was. The ending depended entirely on how you treated Ciri after the Battle of Kaer Morhen. Everything before didn't matter.

[@samuelchvojka7815]

@@ThaYoungChad Not really. In the W3 you can't determine the ending right before the final mission. CP should have offered more meaningful choices considering V is leagues under Geralt and doesn't change much even when the player picks different choices.

[@ThaYoungChad]

@@samuelchvojka7815 I agree. Still I had fun with the game and liked V. Yeah he's no Geralt, but I still laughed and enjoyed the V I played as.

[@JCybernix]

The worst thing about this game for me was how they spoiled Jackie's death in one of the trailers.

[@loudtrumphet5636]

that emotional moment and I was like, " I saw this in the trailer". such a dumb move.

[@whodatninja439]

and how they just meet at the beginning and say "we're gonna be best friends" and then they have a montage of cool missions you never get to play with a time skip. Fuck CDPR. storyteller hacks. Show, dont tell.

[@sashabelichov5365]

Bro, his bitch ass died after 2 missions

[@AceW0rld]

If I'm excited for a game or a movie I'll watch the teaser trailer and that's it

[@AceW0rld]

Some people don't know how to edit a trailer without spoilers

[@randomchaos606]

There needs to be more interactivity with night city. At the moment, everything is just a menu. Food venders, menu. Ripper doc, menu. Gun shop, menu. Fast travel, menu.

[@balthorpayne]

Even with food vendors, why did I step in to a restaurant, select order a drink, and get soda bottles and pre-packed ramen??? I feel like this was a step back even from Shenmue and that came out two decades ago.

[@Borzy247]

Yup let’s also forget the 80+ side missions and gang fights to get sick loot lol

[@Ambientgram]

@@Borzy247 Story and side missions is the only thing that the game has, interaction means places having more than just a menu in which you buy supplies. Night City after the missions feels empty beside randomly events.

[@undertakernumberone1]

@@balthorpayne it's also a step back from: Yakuza Red Dead Redemption 2 (in the limited way it was) GTA San Andreas

[@Borzy247]

@Can't Ban Jesus BAHAHA if u really want things to do I recommend real life, should keep you busy for a while! And I’m terms of things to do in cyberpunk, let’s draw parallels from another amazing open world like gta 5, gimme 5 things you can do after beating the story that you might consider as “things to do” that are more exciting than cyberpunk, I’ll wait

[@angelcrespo6232]

I don't care about the multiplayer. I just want it fixed and missing features to be put back in the game.

[@nrg6245]

I’d love the multiplayer. It was one of my favorite games I’ve ever played. They just need to give us all the stuff they didn’t put in the game that they were supposed to THEN they can do online.

[@1kbmahan]

They would have to start the game from scratch again to implement every missing feature so the game will never be fixed

[@angelcrespo6232]

@@1kbmahan well then....i guess they'll maybe do better in cyberpunk 2078.

[@angelcrespo6232]

@@nrg6245 well glad your enjoying it but as for me I'm just having a hard time enjoying it when all the gigs are steal, rescue or defeat a cyberpsycho. I know there's a few interesting ones but its just very meh for me. I was doing a stealth samurai sorta build. It's just for every good thing there's several bad things for me at least.

[@Hhhh22222-w]

@@nrg6245 that's not possible unless they made a whole new ass game lol

[@flik221]

They lied and fucked it up....they still lie. They knew exactly what they were doing.

[@enumaelish8247]

Yet for some reason everyone glosses over the fact that even in their "apology" video they lie to our faces. Their behavior before the game came out was some of the shadiest things any company has ever done, and even now they're acting and lying, and still people wanna believe they're better than this and give them a free pass.

[@dreambim2446]

@@enumaelish8247 I won't ever buy a game from them on a release date... Probably millions of other gamers too. They can also forget about the pre-orders. Oh and I'm biased 'cause I'm polish and even I lost respect to them.

[@enumaelish8247]

@@dreambim2446 I mean, I already had very little faith in them, as far as I'm concerned their release history was 1 decent game and a lot of bravado, so I already had no intention of buying anything until I saw it, I also convinced my friend to not preorder like he intended (wanted to buy a console too), so that saved him a bunch of money.

[@dcgregorya5434]

The board did. You'll never speak to anyone from their board. Thats the problem with having a board thats anything other than advisory. You want a committee to give you suggestions great...but you need a single person with some integrity to lead.

[@HereticDuo]

@@drog96strix25 i'll just pirate their shit. i'll happily buy a game sequel to ghost of tsushima or Days gone but CDPR can go f'ck themselves, they are as dead to me as bethesda, EA and blizzard. Stealing their sh't is a far more effective way of protesting against them because they see those statistics of pirated games and know people will play but wont pay them out of spite.

[@davidpeterson5647]

"Merchandising, merchandising, MERCHANDISING!!!" "CYBERPUNK: THE BREAKFAST CEREAL!!!"

[@Tontylous]

Cyberpunk: The flame thrower!

[@kumstuke]

Kurwa, bestest comment so far lol

[@Corbomite_Meatballs]

Well, there's Cyberpunk 2077 clothes and beverages, so why not cereal?

[@inorite4553]

@@Tontylous the kids really love this one. ;-)

[@inorite4553]

Cyberpunk the lunchbox!

[@brandoneisenhauer8735]

I told my girlfriend that Jackie died and she said “who’s Jackie”. I thought to myself and realized I didn’t even know who Jackie was. They didn’t give us anytime to find out who he is.

[@istealpopularnamesforlikes3340]

You’re words are like Shrek. Absolutely beautiful and true

[@dream_killer-cc3vr]

He had so much potential and so much character he was designed to have his own dlc

[@arsenii_yavorskyi]

indeed. we learn more about him when he's dead than when he's alive.

[@stephlevesque9972]

@Scarface a few bugs is one thing. Being unable to play it properly without bugs bringing everything to a halt, is a garbage and broken game. This is a single player Fallout 76.

[@hellraiser6492]

That's why I hated jackie, the game tells you that he is your best friend and you should love him. Why, you see him like 5 times before he dies. Video games and movies need to stop doing that. If I'm supposed to care then let me experience the game with this person don't just tell me he's my friend.

[@royaljstar1028]

Honestly CDPR needs to scrap multi-player, the foundation set for the single player can still be realized, after the patches, bug fixes and next gen upgrade they need to sit down and pull a no man's sky, this game has the potiential to become another fallout new Vegas in terms of replay ability. It really disappoints me when I see all the cut content in this game. What this game needs is a renovation, we don't need multi-player.

[@brandenwhitney7575]

For real brother multiplayer clearly was just an after thought to give people more of the universe and further sales if they enjoyed cyberpunk 2077 but after this messy ass launch they might as well just cancel it.

[@Tywil714]

Agreed i can speak for everyone but i think a good chunk of the community does not want multiplayer like joe and the guys were saying its predictable that weapons are gonna be extremely OP and game breaking and just make the mode itself unfun to play I just want them to expand and focus more on the story as much as possible there is a lot of untold stories and unexplored potential with this games story

[@indiexanna]

Question is, will they face another lawsuit if they cancel the multiplayer because those investors are expecting it?

[@bendegorro754]

Instead ranting in Angry Joe show channel that guarantee won't be read by CDPR, you should go to CP2077 official forum and making suggestion or just rant.

[@royaljstar1028]

@@bendegorro754 The purpose of this channel is for all gamers alike to watch there review on the latest gaming content and share our views on the topics, your comment makes no sense friend.

[@weeabooper]

Fun fact: When I played the first time through on PS4, I couldn't get choked up at Jackie's death bc his facial expression kept glitching from his dying face to his happy and alive face. It was so weird it totally killed that scene even though I could tell it was a really heavy moment

[@brunomarty5942]

Just watch the trailer CD released some months before the game lol. It is better than in game cutscene

[@Nazylexx]

@brunomarty5942 I know its a way to do it. But he didn't payed full priced to fix a problem himself, instead of developers realising working game

[@lukewithann7256]

also it kinda bothers me that no matter how high my body stat is, v always looks hella scrawny

[@GOKUBLACK-st5jw]

@Mike Marlowe Even though we'll basically never see it to.

[@gracecalis5421]

@Mike Marlowe You know for a fact they only did that for the marketing and nothing else. "Ohhhh we can change our genitals?? Oh mah gawd!" It's like the shrinking horseballs in RDR2, except that's justified because every other aspect of that game was extremely detailed and polished to a mirror sheen, whereas CP2077 is goddamn sandpaper.

[@SuperMurray2009]

My V is always wearing leather jackets so I never notice

[@Tensolin01]

Yeah it really bugged me that I couldn’t change body type at all... Especially since The Animals exist.

[@Nosferatuラララララ]

@@SuperMurray2009 same, but then he fucking pulls up his sleeves all the time..

[@CommieCul]

One thing I don't like about this game is that the "factions" are useless. Like I would have loved to join The Mox. Or just join something so I can be a part of something, but there is none of that.

[@MartinAslaksen]

Roleplaying aspect is so abscent, you can't really roleplay in the same manner as other games, including witcher 3

[@IchWarRAR]

can't say for sure but i think they stated pretty early on in an interview this was always intended. V's supposed to be an, what was it? edgerunner? merc for hire? and not some thug playing beat the meat with maelstrom.

[@gargamellenoir8460]

That game BEGS for a faction system. Having the gangs/cops/corps love you or hate you depending on whether you do job for them, your choices, if you kill or stun their men... I hope this can at least be modded in.

[@LVNVSmash]

Yeah that would definitely be more of a RPG aspect but it kind of fits him not joining anyone considering v is a gun for hire.

[@Jactheitalian]

@@gargamellenoir8460 was originally intended. Both the gangs and the fixers were supposed to have relationship with you and would send people after you or to help you or invite to hang with them

[@CultofThings]

Ever notice how Joe's face looks like a mix between other Joe and Alex?

[@FKDotFitzgerald]

Yes lmao

[@TheBanjoShowOfficial]

Well obviously he’s their child

[@solcutta-zt9uw]

Love child.... Lol

[@solcutta-zt9uw]

Jeff u ain't wrong.. Ur comment should be pinned.. Cos Never seen so true a statement.. Hahah..

[@rppavlek]

lol, the irony of making an anti-corporation, anti-predatory capitalism game, and then be practicing shit only worst corporations do, and being absolutely predatory, squeezing people to save your trimester... oh the irony!!!

[@Yes_Fantasy_419]

That's why I love The Outer Worlds it is anti corporate and anti capitalist and an amazing game!

[@rppavlek]

@Dalej Lama multiple times, apology costs nothing... Unless you're a child, you've seen one famous one too, BP apologizing for the oil spill and then going right back at it, corporations dont give a fuck

[@CrazyCracka831]

Not to mention Blizzard giving their heartfelt "apology" for censoring on behalf of the ChiComs

[@shredgordon3240]

I’m guessing the “dlc” is going to be some of the cut content.

[@talont9934]

Probably or it’ll continue the ending we’re you go into space after leaving your love interest

[@Lord_Phoenix95]

Pretty much. They did it with Witcher 3. New flourishes, different styles of Gwent Cards, alternative outfits and a mission for some Wolf Armour. More than likely they'll add a Barber Shop, New Clothing Options and Better Cop AI (Hahahahaha)..

[@piersyfy4148]

I'm HOPING it is at this point. And sneak in some other immersion improvements and varied content while at it.

[@purefoldnz3070]

a working wanted system will be the DLC.

[@simonspier1318]

DLC is going to included about whether V is dying or not and Mr Blue involves in the mission. In all depends on ending you choose. Thats what Im guessing about DLC. This is not 100% accurate yet.

[@mazokuwolf1279]

I wanted this to be a “rags to riches” type of game. Not a Johnny Silverhand game. I think I had the most fun just doing the beginning missions with Jackie because it felt like I was actually grinding my way up to the major leagues of night city. I still think the game is amazing as it is now, but it’s just not as good as it could’ve been and that hurts the most.

[@Marinealver]

It does seem like there wasn't a focus on the story but I guess once they got Keanu Reeves in they had to make Johnny Silverhand central to the story.

[@junohseo4248]

Easily the worst decision story-wise is cutting out the first few months of working with Jackie and making your reputation up to the big heist. If we could actually play that part instead of just a cutscene his death and funeral sub quest would have been so much better

[@Choom89]

There is a rags to riches ending

[@autumnlotus6250]

Tbf this is Cyberpunk. The obvious creator OCs are the "legends" in the setting, and the story almost always revolves around them. It's not Keanus fault here. Like the ENTIRE PLOT of this game is a continuation of a adventure in one of the last Cyberpunk tabletop games. The bombing of Arasoka tower? An adventure. The saving of Johnny's girlfriend? Another adventure. The issue is that the game was obviously meant to have Johnny as a protaganist, and the PC just being the body for him

[@mazokuwolf1279]

@@autumnlotus6250 I understand. I just feel like the main story we got would be better as DLC. I would rather experience my own story in open-world games like this, not someone else’s. It’s definitely not keanu’s fault, he is just an actor.

[@thehh5118]

14:50 Joe following the theme of Cyberpunk and getting bugged for a split second lol

[@Kronos0999]

Cyberpunk is just so cursed

[@Urinalmint7]

There's literally thousands of random food items scattered randomly to make the environment look and feel more "full" and they all do the same thing, but have different skins, which you cant even use during a fight. I'm not even sure why npcs let you buy alcohol that acts as a debuff and have it go directly into your inventory. Why can't you just buy alcohol at a bar and just get some kind of drinking animation instead? Why are there braindances you can purchase and can't even use because it's "incompatible with your software"? Why the fuck are there so many useless items in this game?

[@MrTechetmo]

Because they wanted to use those items but didn't have the time or didn't want to make the effort any more before release - that's my best guess

[@collinberglund387]

i still feel stings me that Jackies death is certain. the trailers made me think that your choices or skill would determine big character deaths like that

[@christopherlapham8671]

Fucking imagine. Thatd have been so good. I mean imagine playing after the campaign and some get side missions with him because they could save him and other cant get them because they failed.

[@Bruced82]

I'm all for having significant choices in games, but this one I don't undesrtand, you need to have some events fixed or you just can't work out any narrative flow out of it. Jackie's death is poignant and it would lose importance if it could just be avoided, same with some of the other NPC deaths.

[@djlowtek]

What an odd thing to complain about

[@00Punk]

He literally dies in the first reveal trailer

[@christopherlapham8671]

I aint complaining im just saying with the hype of them saying choices this and that and everything else. Youd think something like that would be possible

[@user-dh9mw8mh3t]

"What would multiplayer be then?" Money printer.

[@chinchy111]

Cdpr isnt talented enough

[@Texelion]

Yeah they won't cancel it, the investors want it so they can sell comsetics to all the braindead fanboys, hoping to match GTA Online in revenues. I'm starting to think it's the only reason this game was made in the first place, at least from a shareholder perspective. Might explain why they went from advertising an RPG to releasing a linear action-adventure game. CDPR wanted to make an RPG, and the investors wanted a GTA-like to make more money.

[@slow9573]

Brrrr

[@undertakernumberone1]

@@Texelion i mean, imho a GTA-like RPG would've been the perfect type of game for Cyberpunk 2077... too bad that it ended up as neither flesh nor fowl nor a good fusion of both.

[@sherrychung2456]

@@Texelion But GTA and RDR have amazing single player content tho... if they were aiming at rockstar at least try to work on the single player content first.

[@kevinroberts7812]

“You had faces in your game” had me going that was hilarious lol

[@calebpierce6915]

Dude it’s so sad to say, but playing this game just makes me feel sad and bored

[@Piggy-0145]

I’ve done 3/6 endings and each one makes me feel like I just wasted my time cause it feels like it doesn’t matter what I do lol it’s kinda like just watching different versions of the same ending Wayne’s World style

[@SpidermanFan92]

It's a beautiful background but nothing more than a fighting simulator. Could have been, and should have been, so much more than this.

[@TheBanjoShowOfficial]

Lmao

[@KeziaTv]

You sound like a boring person lmao

[@mongrel_97]

i had a lot of fun with cyberpunk, but it just gave me a taste to replay deus ex and a heavily modded fallout 4 (for some wierd reason, the looter shooter aspect i guess)

[@johnnywilkerson8834]

When I heard "When it's ready." I thought about Duke Nukem Forever.

[@RaidsEpicly]

I love these extended discussions SO MUCH, I hope we get more of them more often. Especially since I'm sure they're massively easier+faster to make

[@nerdoutbreak1]

“I kept trying to convince myself that they’ll fix it.”

[@theyfearme1379]

Im no fan boy but it runs great on my pc. Unfortunate for others that it runs like shit.

[@Riddick00001]

@@theyfearme1379 it's because ps4/pro and Xbox still runs on a HD... it needs a SSD for extreme load times as the game depends on streaming in and out assets...

[@nerdoutbreak1]

@@theyfearme1379 Ran fine on my pc too but that may be because I quit within a week. Bugs were not the problem I had with the game.

[@libertyprime6932]

@@theyfearme1379 Running well is the least of their problems. The game is badly designed and hollow as it is. The law system is terrible, and the looting system is bad too. The bugs have taken peoples minds off of how average the game is in the first place.

[@Eko_Kats]

@@libertyprime6932 sometimes it feels like bugs are there intentionaly to cover the real problems

[@CanadianYeti69]

The principle sketch was so well done because you didnt even have to tell a joke. The situation is relatable and funny on its own. But then you added the drug angle and EA and it made it even more funny.

[@pablogonzae]

DLC: Jackie´s story!

[@GabrielIgnacio]

I'd love to see this in the form of a massive overhaul of the prologue portion of the game: replace the 1-2 minute montage cutscene after the lifepath parts with interactive instances of V and Jackie bonding, cappin' fools, and so forth that last much longer and add in some smaller semi-slice of life missions before being contacted by Dexter DeShaun for the heist to give more of a reason for players to like Jackie as a character. While I loved the choomba, a lot of other people didn't as we barely got any playtime with the gonk.

[@AceDeclan]

Ew no

[@Revan-eb1wb]

Oh yeah. Paid dlc for something that should be in the game in the first place. Fuck that

[@fortnight5677]

How about DLC: actual game? So that our choices actually impacts the story in a meaningful way...

[@timmytenders144]

Yeah I didn’t give a fuh when he died, you knew him for like 2 minutes

[@commonwealthrealm]

Played Cyberpunk for over 50 hours and I think the fixes roadmap should be split into 5 acts throughout 2021 I Act 1. Bugs/Crashes (Now to end of March) I Act 2. NPC, Police and traffic AI (June) I Act 3. Missing world content. (March to September) I Act 4. Next gen update PS5/XSX (October/November) I 5. Paid Expansions - 1. Holiday 2021 and the rest in 2022 (Heart of Stone and Blood and Wine style - Crystal Palace, Nomad Arizona and cut Jackie 6 month prologue / montage but which we play through up to accepting the Sandra Dorset rescue mission).

[@TheMrGiannisgr]

No, they should just focus on the next game. It’s a long roadmap and nobody will care by then. Most of us have already finished the game’s story.

[@ULTIMATEUNITED2000]

@@TheMrGiannisgr if they don't fix it, no ones going to trust them so much on the next launches. They have already lost consumer trust. Damage control right now

[@Mushr00m97]

Nah, The expansions/DLC would bring me back. 100 hours in the game and I've done about 4 different endings and all side missions. The games side missions and side characters were the best part. I would love to revisit the game in a couple of months. People still love no man's sky, I don't see why people wouldn't mind revisiting an improved night city.

[@Yaetora]

Paid expansions? Lol

[@flyinace54]

@@TheMrGiannisgr I'm not buying the game unless its fixed, I'm sure there are people who've returned it or held off buying it until its fixed like me, they should fix the game for people who haven't beaten it plus its a way to get more sales plus if they don't fix it, any dlc is a waste.

[@LAGaming117]

who else was disappointed when the game literally started to fast forward years, like it’s kinda hard to feel connected to a character when you miss half the fucking story..

[@thorn5228]

Right like Christ Jackie and t bugs death (spoiler I guess) feel so godamm empty cause why the hell should we care, Jackie's likeable sure but it's not like we've known him longer then I guess 20/30 minutes, same with tbug, yet were supposed to feel somthing when they get offed, but can't it's just empty cause we don't know them. What's more disapointing is knowing they actully cut the main quest in half cause a few idiots bitched that the Witcher 3 was to long, and it defintly shows since the prologue is mostly skipped and certain events in the game feel muddled

[@John-996]

@@thorn5228 on top of that you then find out your dying not long after. i was not a big fan of the start of witcher 3 the world did not really open till much later with that said i don't know about you but i was disappointed with the dialogue choices in some side quests not leading to different outcomes like they do in witcher 3 also lack of hidden side missions does not give the same replay value as witcher 3.

[@maxim196]

@@thorn5228 nobody said it was cut by HALF.....where did you get that from ?

[@DinaricUbermensch]

@@maxim196 source: trust me bro

[@thorn5228]

@@maxim196 mostly just a guess they did say they cut an amount due to complaints the first games main quest was to long. (Though admitbly this could be bull) And if we compared the main quest of both games you'll notice cyberpunks barely reaches half So mostly a guess but honestly you can tell they've taken alot out of this game, or didn't bother to do it you pick.

[@Isaac1995]

Cancel Multiplayer. Shouldn't ever be released. 100% of the focus needs to be fixing the game (what should've been done to begin with)

[@GeekRaj]

I am not at all interested in Cyberpunk multiplayer. I think it's going to be very unbalanced.

[@ymirs4400]

“I’m playing cyberpunk on my nasa supercomputer and I’m having a blast!”

[@dimeweld]

lol. If you paid 2 grand for a PC is BETTTER run anything lol.

[@asundelgun3487]

"but can it run cyperbunk?"

[@zacredington4776]

@@dimeweld *laughs in australian*

[@davidking4686]

I think gaming hardware market going insane at the moment is having a compounding effect on Cyberpunk. How many more people would be playing this on next gen console or more recent PC hardware if the scalpers and crypto miners hadn't fucked the availability of shit.

[@figjam9530]

@@zacredington4776 yeah, if you're going shopping for a pc here you gotta bring some lube along with you because you WILL be fucked roughly. it's never going to change either because it's tied to shipping distance. no domestic pc hardware manufacturing means massive markup for shipping the shit halfway across the planet.

[@Choteron3]

The city design is beautiful but needs a lot of things that adds to inmersion (better npc ia and daily routines, interaction with street vendors, animations for riperdocs like the 2018 demo, better police system, tatoo and barber shops, car customization, minigames and more)

[@eziospaghettiauditore8369]

So like Red Dead Redemption 2 or Grand Theft Auto or even Witcher 3?

[@eziospaghettiauditore8369]

Hell Fable you could get special tattoos barbershops and different clothing gave different stats

[@JohnnyZenith]

I actually hate that you can't change enough about their bodies either. Hips, waist, everything.

[@spudster8887]

I don't necessarily agree, people always go on about stuff like that in rockstar games being immersive, but honestly for me once i see that stuff in a game i don't really interact with it anymore, its a background gimmick. I would actively prefer games be more like cyberpunk, where they focus on the gameplay and overall writing and structure of the quests in the game. I really lucked out, but i seen 0 major bugs in my run of cyberpunk, and its one of the best of 2020 for me.

[@gregorB92]

@@spudster8887 good for you. But we were promised an immersive game. We didnt get it

[@dk70]

You didnt even mention the terrible clothing system with locked stats. You have a choice: Wear cool ass looking outfit that you found with 10 armor, or wear an orange bikini, buffalo fur hat, pink shorts, green swimsuit and flip flops with 250 armor. There is no way to upgrade old items to good stats.

[@MrMud99]

There is an upgrade option in the crafting menu. But its cost prohibitive and not really good enough to let you keep using what you want. I think they wanted to let you do that but once again didn't deliver.

[@assassinatdape]

You have to look for clothing with mod slots. Then use one of the mods that boost Armor like 100. I also found that if you go to a clothes store, save and reload. The options/items with mods can change. But I agree it should be better.

[@mongrel_97]

yeah i cheesed this a little with crafting upgrades (found a cool jacket and matching pants). eventually had to pick Generic Grey Trenchcoat because it had like 60 more armor and i was getting destroyed :(

[@TheBanjoShowOfficial]

Crowbcat gives me a reason to live. His video was hilarious until you realize just how bad the state of affairs is. Truly masterful artwork

[@miguelgonzalez6495]

I was absolutely glued to my phone while watching his video. Holy crap was that a work of art.

[@goofball1_134]

@@miguelgonzalez6495 lmao

[@tylerstiegelmeyer161]

In case anyone was wondering, the cheerleader skit is from their review of Lollipop Chainsaw.

[@SisckoImper]

I though people knew by now, because what other game has a cheerleader lol?

[@anactualguy8257]

@@SisckoImper ikr?

[@motorpolitan8884]

Lollipop Chainsaw and Overwatch. The two games I've never played but enjoyed the porn extensively.

[@skorgezagreat2462]

@@motorpolitan8884 my kinda man right there

[@anactualguy8257]

@@motorpolitan8884 Good work soldier, c'mon on home and get that research debriefed.

[@xobismarckox]

"What would multiplayer be then?" Utterly imbalanced and broken. Getting shot through solid cover, because weapons like widowmaker or Blyatrevolver exist? Yeah not nice. A weapon with homing bullets that can aim for headshots? Not nice either. Multiplayer have to completly rebalanced or outright ban some weapons(-types). I am hoping CD Red scrap that idea of a maybe GTAlike multiplayer here.

[@Sorrowdusk]

Folks already datamined multiplayer files. We know there will be a "scoreboard" and what stuff it tracks, but also that there will be p2p gameplay with one person as host and "Heists" so you can play with chooms

[@MrMud99]

Multiplayer doesn't mean pvp. Could be coop

[@HieiYoukai]

coop, not pvp.

[@Dead_Goat]

Would be fine if mp was just coop campaign.

[@tomc2681]

Alex telling it like it is is so refreshing.

[@sissyphussartre2907]

He makes Joe uncomfortable, he starts looking at his phone lol

[@Kronos0999]

@@sissyphussartre2907 That's just Joe being a dick

[@MasterfulPeon]

Where was this?

[@DaWelshman]

@@Kronos0999 that's Joe garnering information to keep the discussion flowing. No one needs long pauses in a discussion that's 45 minutes long.

[@00pugsly48]

@@Kronos0999 I think that’s Joe looking at his notes

[@ennowar1990]

Multiplayer can stay right where it is. Imagine everyone running around with Comrade's Hammers and legendary Mantis Blades. I don't think it would be fun.

[@CrazyCracka831]

At least the Microtransactions will be fun....Like GTA or Red Dead Online. If we're really lucky they'll be exactly like Madden.😃

[@ennowar1990]

@@CrazyCracka831 oh wow, I'd rather not have this 😂

[@Dark_Voice]

Mantis blades and other melee would be actually spammed because Comrade's Hammer would do shit to Vs with armordillos. V has bulletproof armor but is 100% vulnerable to melee SO we would se Katanas and Mantis Blades everywhere.

[@zsasz21]

Bit of a late response but maybe an online coop mode would be good. But I do agree on not having a gta online style online mode

[@ennowar1990]

@@zsasz21 Yeah, online Co-op would be fun. Like in Far Cry 5, great fun.

[@Oryyyt]

Remember to never bring up the "H" word around OJ. I'm 5'4. I can relate..

[@whatthefuck9703]

@I want to suplex Joe Cecot 6'5

[@angelcrespo6232]

Im 5'4 as well.

[@SuperMurray2009]

Other Joe is actually kinda tall

[@TonyG8992]

Never call him "Little Joe" or say the "H" word on OJ. Otherwise he'll make you play a MUTHAFUCKIN ZOMBIE GAME!!!

[@inorite4553]

In our community, we call that being "....Aztec Warrior."

[@zentai4324]

Alex goes hard and I love that he doesn't hold back, the game is really that disappointing sadly.

[@SomeCanine]

Releasing an unfinished game is like serving raw food at a restaurant.

[@FaithCeil]

Don't worry we'll cook it after you've eaten half of it.

[@Perx51]

@@FaithCeil 😅

[@ZZ-cr9pz]

Not even close, but good try 😅.

[@Walamonga1313]

Which is 0K if you go to a sushi place, but not western restaurant.

[@inorite4553]

And if we were at a resturaunt, I would send it back to the kitchen

[@oscarchavez8527]

"Keep it positive" I am positive Joe is gonna lose his shit once he reads Schrier's expose.

[@TheSword2212]

What's that?

[@oscarchavez8527]

@@TheSword2212 Oh the whole mess of the longer crunch; the shorter dev cycle; the pretty much fake 40 min gameplay trailer on E3; Iwinzki's cherry picking reply; so on and so forth.

[@pyramidschemer4083]

@@TheSword2212 basically the same crap that happened with Anthem

[@SuperHubert85]

@@oscarchavez8527 That was actually Badowski who responded to Schrier and he's an even worse corporate liar than Iwiński, I stg.

[@oscarchavez8527]

@@SuperHubert85 Oh right. Thanks for pointing that out for me.

[@thegreatfulgamer5749]

I wish I had more time with Jackie..drinking, racing, shopping and more missions

[@Deltasonic17]

"Jackie, let's go bowling"

[@mvdb510]

Yup. There's only 1 race quest which struck me as weird. The witcher at least has races for each area, and several quests involving racing.

[@SpidermanFan92]

@@mvdb510 I found it really strange too when the race was finished. Like that's it, this one quest, and then never again in the entire city?

[@MrTechetmo]

@@mvdb510 And you can't even finish the race quest if you follow her wish .. You can't even win a damn car in the end

[@Emboltic]

Jackie shouldve been way more integrated into the story. I loves the missions we did with him just f or him to die 1 hour in of main mission gameplay

[@thorn5228]

Saddest part is he totally could have been, I mean Christ just make that 6 month Cutscene playable and boom you can work up to his death, and actully build the friendship they wanted you to feel, cause without it well his death was empty I mean I felt worse for Evelyn Parker then Jackie

[@blitzofwar5435]

Overall, this game just felt shorter than the Witcher 3. I know they said they made it shorter cause their stats showed a large majority of people never finished the Witcher 3, but honestly, a longer game would have worked to really flesh out some of these characters. I really like Judy, but you only did a few missions for her. I finished the game in a month, which I know is longer than most who finished the game in a week or two, but it was disappointing how little your choices mattered, and in the end, none of those relationships even mattered, least of which Johnny and V’s relationship. I can’t believe we waited seven years for this game.

[@Trebbor02]

I felt this game was way to short. I kept thinking wait.. this is it? I think even gta5 was longer then this game.

[@65firered]

The way he was portrayed in the trailers is as if he's a major follower, which was very misleading.

[@gevoian]

@@Trebbor02 gta had so much things to do as well in the open world as well, sadly cyberpunk doesnt even have a gwent knock off.

[@mtbiker678]

CORPO Exclusive "Mission" - it's hardly a mission, it's more like short event, like under 1 minute, without any meaning or deeper connection to V story. In short, it's useless.

[@wander1139]

same with the street kid mission you go talk to a guy he leads you to some fake samurai merch and then he dies that's it

[@indiexanna]

Nomad too. Sure it will give you your first car back, but it's still only 1 quest and nothing else.

[@tabletopandwargames8382]

@@indiexanna it's not a quest, it is just getting the car back. The fake samuraijacked is absolutely useless but the car is ok.

[@greybishop7346]

You find out that Abernathy commits suicide one to two days prior to Nocturn Op55n1, if you use the Corpo speech option to the gate guard when going to free Hanako-sama on the Devil path. I found that more meaningful than the War Pigs mission.

[@acat6145]

This whole situation has kinda made me irrationally angry at CDPR and I am kinda on a crusade path against them right now which is just leaving comments saying that corporations aren,t your friends now will they ever be

[@Bad_Robot27]

i think that anger is completely rational, but you know it's the top execs who just want money

[@CharlesBiffyB]

They should of had us play the 6 months later montage mission it looks like a bunch of fun cause Jackie is that one cool dude you get in a game and he's thrown away 2 missions later literally

[@DrRynsta]

Yup I was about as attached to Jackie at that point as I am with the booger I just picked. And now they're both just gone, and I don't care.

[@thebatman4279]

I thought the montage was hilariously put together but yeah they should've included more Jackie missions. Such a great character.

[@cemarz]

I thought it was a preview. Like, this was a blank slate main character. In most 'life paths' they literally say, "eh, forget the past." Then in the life path intro your world is reset AGAIN. Now is when you freaking establish V. Nope. They fucking take that away AGAIN. Then they kill you, making V a literal blank shell. Unbelievable. It's like a story where every scene ends with a character being knocked out becuase the author doesn't know how to do transitions. This games writing was on another level bad.

[@maxsun13]

@@DrRynsta exactly proving his fucking point, they fucking FAILED TO MAKE HIM IMPACTFUL

[@josetheragood3213]

I will take Jackie over every douchey coked out character Marc Maron has ever played in Keanu's digital form.

[@domomonstero3077]

The fact that all the best and game changing fun gear/upgrades doesn't show up until you're damn near the end of the game probably points to the fact that the game was supposed to be much longer but was cut for time. This games actual story is only about 8 hours long if you take out the long travel times in the missions.

[@velocirapper2165]

"Fuck you internet...I love you!" -Alex

[@TheJayteck91]

even he knew that secret ending mess was bs lol its not a choice at the end of the day its the same two choices in the very end

[@Bruced82]

@@TheJayteck91 You need to do certain quests and say certain things, to even have access to it, how is that not choice... I would say it's not a seperate ending, it's a special (badass) end-mission, where none of your allies dying if you succeed.

[@gregorB92]

@@Bruced82 and how are you supposed to know what things to say..its just luck. its stupid.

[@Ralathar44]

@@TheJayteck91 How do you get more impactful than unlocking the ability to be a badass and not having any of your allies die in a separate ending where the last mission PLAYS incredibly differently? Like at some point your bar for what actual choice is becomes so high that nobody is going to make a game that pleases you. Maybe Detroit Become Human or Disco Elysium since those two are games where the entire game is choice and there is almost nothing to the game outside of that. No one game can do everything though. If you wanna see what it looks like to try to do everything go look at Star Citizen lol.

[@maaaaaap]

@@gregorB92 do you have to know everything? should some of the dialogue say (THIS IS FOR THE SECRET ENDING).. but maybe it could have been done better as in having a good relationship with johnny triggers it(because now nobody seems to know exactly what triggers it)

[@WickedKnightAlbel]

11:50 This point Alex makes is a pretty solid way to test for empathy As in, people who make that argument don't care about anyone but themselves

[@davidhenson1316]

Wrong

[@Orhan6125]

I like that there's several 'bad ends' or downer endings. This is a cyberpunk genre, after all. It would be a bit incongruous if your character ends the game as someone who could solve everything and live happily ever after. Even in the Nomad ending, the 'best' ending, you still don't solve the underlying problems with Night City and the world, you simply choose to disengage with it all and choose family over personal glory.

[@dr.bongsmoke]

i was kinda expecting endings where they were satisfying, not where in most of them you go out with a whimper

[@hoiman2356]

The best ending is probably the one when you become rich and have Panam in your shower.

[@Revan-eb1wb]

@@hoiman2356 she leaves you in that ending. It is not the best one

[@Revan-eb1wb]

The Cyberpunk genre still has a lot of hope. It is not just negative and nihilistic. Thas is bullshit

[@d.ml.g9902]

@@Revan-eb1wb depends on your answers. If you say the right thing, she will wait for you once you finish the Crystal Palace heist and then ride into the sunset.

[@JumpyLemming22]

I reacted the same way as Angry Joe, I only played the first few days, got depressed and haven't touched Cyberpunk since. Lmk when it's done

[@x-mobius0ne]

Same here man. Extremely disappointed in this game

[@exodustimes4266]

Yeah, I was sooo angry

[@jessicajamieson3345]

Same! Going to start again when they fix it

[@nikton7486]

Better not touch it, its full of bugs.

[@GefilteFish.]

Just get a refund and repurchase when it's fixed and cheaper.

[@theandroids]

The DLC should be continue the story with that guy and his wife.

[@Stanwize]

Perales? Why? The AI and his wife got him.

[@landotucker]

I would also like to see more of his wife. Best ass in the game.

[@Stormtrooper-oc4vn]

Its not gonna be dlc its gonna be the finished product lol

[@fraenznoa5508]

That side mission is entertaining as hell but it looks like its not finished like it gives us a "to be continued" or some shit. I hope the dlc expanded that side mission to see if its really an AI is brainwashing them

[@theandroids]

@I want to suplex Joe Cecot Nah, best asset goes to Judy in that scuba suit.

[@Ancor_Vantian]

I love how OJ and Alex have their own mini inside jokes, like the whole "I mentioned the height thing" and "I bet you did (the sex quest)

[@LesmondesduJV]

"'Did you Guys realized that you are the only one riding a motorbike in the game?" : OMG this literally blew my mind! I've never thought about it ahahahahah I stopped playing the game a week after launch date and was about to give it a second chance, but this made me realize it is not yet the time for it lol

[@gphjr1444]

There's literally one situation where you go to the abandoned mall where some animal members ride away on them if you don't kill them first.

[@LesmondesduJV]

Yeah I stole one too but it was parked. Did anyone saw a PNJ driving one apart from scripted scenes???

[@jeremy486]

OJ: *doesn't skip leg day* Audience: How you doin'?

[@PlayerJay425]

This whole game feels like it’s the final 1/3 of a game. Tell me I’m wrong

[@Johny_G]

You're wrong. It's 1/10.

[@PlayerJay425]

@@Johny_G what game has 10 acts that seems excessive

[@donaldyeeter9842]

@@Johny_G 🤡

[@polishhamnr1469]

You are wrong. Cyberpunk is like 3 x PS game long. AND YOU ARE CRY ON THIS and praise 4-8h games from others.

[@PlayerJay425]

@@polishhamnr1469 what games are 4-8 hours? Or at least what modern games are 4-8 hours. I’m not gonna use the fact older games were shorter hru had limited technology.

[@tevind4302]

honestly at the end of the day it just felt like I was playing a Deus Ex game without all the charm

[@brianlujan7089]

The whole Johnny Silverhand storyline should have been DLC. Let us explore the world before you make us follow railroad tracks

[@ZEMO74]

Exactly, I’m a Keanu fan, but I find his character extremely annoying. They should have it where you can get rid of him if you want, or keep him though the story.

[@Alex-K94]

But that would take away the character building in the story. You share a mind with him.

[@darrenjpeters]

There's nothing stopping you from exploring the world, just don't follow the tracks till you are ready.

[@Blackreaper95]

Should have been an optional side quest that could change the ending and other situations, would be way to short for paid dlc.

[@ZEMO74]

@@Alex-K94 I would rather have it in the story where I could get him out of my mind for good. And the story follow accordingly, and change. Sorry, but I can't stand the character.

[@snarferyasmr3739]

"It didn't happen to me so it's not real" well damn Alex that's half the country about just about everything nowadays 😐

[@felixfarside1210]

Pretty sure the "DLC" is going to be them adding in all the content they cut out of the game.

[@thorn5228]

I can just imagine new dlc "the 6month story" being one of them making that first Cutscene actual playable events Though to be fair if they did that and asked you to pay for it, I think they'd lose any love they might still have

[@krzysztofaleksandrowicz9200]

I doubt it, because it would be too good to be true. They won't save the game, make it as it was supposed to be. It will be left in current poor state (with patched bugs) and the dlcs won't reimplement what was lost, they will just add more of the same to the already gutted project.

[@blitzofwar5435]

Naw, unfortunately they confirmed that cut content isn't making it back into the game. That was the rumor, but they addressed probably with some more excuses. Honestly, they showed us they are no better than EA or Bethesda.

[@emceeunderdogrising]

@@blitzofwar5435 Their first game since becoming a publicly traded corporation and we got this. It's almost as if the corporate structure itself is fucked for creating art. They literally are no better than EA at this point.

[@highgroundobi-wan1490]

@@emceeunderdogrising well it isnt surprising

[@erichvonmanstein1952]

I’ve never understood the hype about CDPR to begin with,like i mean how many great games did they even made?Only one i suppose. I’ve been laughing my ass of when some people were talking that they’re going to dethrone Rockstar or something like that.

[@cosmancho2959]

2 great games.But yeah, they done fucked up.

[@zetter13]

@@cosmancho2959 dont quote me on this one but i was told most of the talent behind the witcher 3 bailed after it released

[@thescooterbrown]

@@zetter13 in 2016 they released the blood and wine DLC which ws pretty great and could've been it's own game. Apparently development of cyberpunk started right after that released. That means when they showed us the 48 minute 2018 demo, they were just 2 years into development, yet they were claiming the game is a complete and just needed a bit of extra polish

[@zetter13]

@@thescooterbrown more likely is that the game languished i pre production and what we saw at E3 was a hastily put together product like Anthem

[@LosSantosFinest]

@@thescooterbrown been it’s own game... dude that dlc is not THAT big. If that dlc was its own game it would be like 10 hours long if someone did the main questline only

[@Richard-dt4ft]

When people say “I didn’t experience any bugs or glitches” I’m like WOW you need to contact CD Project Red immediately. You have the one copy that exists which runs perfectly. They need to run tests on your copy and your hardware so they can replicate it for the rest of the world.

[@KillerBee300]

I think they mean no game ending bugs I mean the t pose you can still play the game, something like that.

[@Gwynbl31dd]

@Mike Marlowe jeah this are definitely the reasons...i see you have no fucking clue about software lol

[@fionnmoules7620]

I definitely had some bugs but nothing game breaking but no crashes or performance drops on series x

[@whalelord7977]

Remember when CD said "Cyberpunk is an RPG" like 20 times in the gameplay demo?

[@GigglingStoners]

And then they removed that from the official site and gave us looter shooter itemization... blah...

[@chinchy111]

They realised their game is nothing special

[@KisukexMomohime]

Ayyy this isn't the Principles office where the hell are we

[@smallbutdeadly931]

Janitor's Storage Room

[@Terribadguy.]

I may be drunk but Alex saying "space balls and the quest for more money" is funny asf.

[@nerobiblios4086]

Man, Alex is on fire! Dude is just so done with this shit.

[@Idk000000]

Agreed. Enjoyed hearing him fuckin tear into this game and CDPR.

[@kx7500]

So true always loved him

[@ExhumedTornado]

He is like me. I am pissed about CP2077 and CDPR and i say it in every face that tells me the game is so awesome and has no bugs. Really? So many bugs on PC that's not normal. My immersion was interupted so many times and i hate CP2077 for that.

[@144odd]

Done...easy being negative all the time, to be honest.

[@robertagren9360]

AJ and OJ = it was okay Alex = Hell no, I had to play the ps4 version

[@mrnicktoyou]

Night city and the npcs are just cardboard cut outs. You can't interact with anything and it just feels lifeless, which is why I also have no desire to return once I completed it.

[@AStarInAndromeda]

@@mikeehrmantraut1899 If you're saying that it's sad to compare to it to say GTA V, you should know that Cyberpunk's budget exceeds that of GTA V's--265 m vs 330 m.

[@mrnicktoyou]

@@mikeehrmantraut1899 other games can be accused of the same thing. Red Dead Redemption 2 for example has a similar city, lots of people everywhere and they all just say hello. Lots of nice buildings and you can't enter them. Games really need to make the next leap with interactivity.

[@ArthurKnight1899]

@@mrnicktoyou you are so wrong about RDR2 but ok

[@anactualguy8257]

@@mrnicktoyou They literally all don't say hello, some literally hate you for saying hello. Something I ironically thought you'd get seeing as your the same type of dense as those people from that era.

[@cameronmobley]

@@mrnicktoyou yeah I'm going to have to disagree with you on that RDR2 comparison. You can have full-blown conversations with them if you want. Some NPC's react to your presence without you doing anything. They may ask you what the f*** you're doing standing there, or if you're looking for someone, or if you want to buy something or need directions. Have your gun drawn near mpc's and they react accordingly. Some say "hey mister you might want to put that away you're scaring people around here" did you get around the wrong NPC with your weapon drawn. You're probably get a response like, "you might want to get rid of that if you don't want trouble"

[@dwaleberryflavor4047]

Ending I was hoping for: when faced with the either/or decision at the end, having a good enough hypothetical relationship score with Johnny, Johnny throws a fit at Alt and convinces her to use her AI powers to reprogram the nanites in V's head, reversing the change that's been threatening him the whole game. Alt agrees, but says that having another mind would be vital for this (for some technobabble reason) and since Johnny is off with Alt, after some pondering, it's decided that we upload... Jackie into our brains! So V gets to live as a Night City legend, enjoying his success with Jackie at her/his side. And as the ending scene, we see a similar montage doing stuff with Jackie that we had at the beginning, but dialed up to eleven. That's the ending I'd have liked to have.

[@Draclord35]

Jackie was never FULLY encoded as an engram. Arasaka doesn't have enough data from Jackie.

[@dwaleberryflavor4047]

@@Draclord35 Depends on the storytelling background. The way I understood it, Johnny's mind was uploaded some years back before the game starts. If that is so, the technology could've advanced to such a degree that even with a brain dead for several hours, you could still get a workable mind copy. The other option could've been Alt scanning V's memory for personality information about Jackie and using that to patch up the hole's in Jackie's mind upload,resulting in a working facsimile.

[@mittensfastpaw]

Alex has the right frame of mind for all this. Joe and Other Joe are just way too forgiving on it.

[@tawilk]

even after all the fixes, this games is a 5 at best

[@Necrit]

(Spoiler!!) Who's going to tell them they can send Jackie's body to Vik at the beginning which allows them to talk to Jackie's memory in the Hanako ending?

[@Jp_Capybara77]

Wait what

[@Wladeex123]

Didn't you just do it? I sent him to Vik in my first playtrough because I thought it would be cruel to send a bloodied body in a cab to Mama Welles, especially after hearing how much she worried before the heist. [EVEN MORE SPOILERS] But I'll add that - you can also meet Jackie in Panam Ending and most probably in Secret ending since the sequence in Mikoshi is the same in those. Also didn't expect to meet Leagues best lore master on an Angry Joe video. That's cool.

[@zachariahjonahmaldonado5897]

I still file crap like this under illusion of choice. Yes, saving Dum Dum means he will crop up in a mission later. Why the heck would I ever do that if I wasn't exploring options. Who would send Jackie's body anywhere except home to mum?

[@gexay]

It's a broken hollow computer program version of him with a shadow of his personality. It's not a huge payoff

[@kamilkozie6622]

It is A payoff it shows you what soulkiller and secure your soul program really looks like

[@1stMarDivDelta]

Bruh you can’t even customize your character after you make it

[@StudlyFudd13]

You can't?! wow....that's bad...

[@eonasep]

shad's gwen 😳

[@GJR05]

ja thats really sad

[@divinitygaming8673]

Dude... Your character can't even WALK. It's just run and sprint xD

[@buildawall5803]

@@eonasep go to horny jail

[@liliester4080]

I find it funny that he hasn't played the secret ending and thinks it is gonna be great and taking all of Arasaka, it is pitiful short with like 4 or 5 rooms and also you get very small variations of 2 endings you can get doing other endings, it is infact so short that CDPR made the mission really hard with level 50 enemies, but you can cheese it out with laser nades, I did it with level 40 spaming those nades. Also you need the hands upgrade for the boxing matches, you destroy them very easily with those.

[@philippaul6039]

My favorite quest line was with the detective guy, very immersive and I actually CARED about getting this bad guy lol I also felt creeped out at time, good job!