No Man's Sky Angry Review

[@Bockis]

this is why I wait abour 20+ years before I buy a game. Got my copy of Super Mario World last night.

[@user-kaiethirteen]

Jaffas Geez

[@elrondmcbong6392]

Jaffas is it any good or should i wait for a sale?

[@KitKat-sv9qp]

Jaffas I just got Pong and its rly good

[@atomicfatman5000]

you're so right, I gor E.T. for atari and that game suuuucks, good luck I didn't spent any money and just found it on a hole in the ground

[@thinhdinh7396]

Jaffas same with me lol, I just got metal gear rising

[@morganariano4991]

in space no one can hear you scream for a refund

[@4hammer100]

sounds teurable.

[@4hammer100]

Teurable!

[@theinstitute6926]

so true.

[@Greendalewitch]

Morgan Ariano Steam did. Steam is our god who heard our screams and granted us refunds.

[@breakeroutlaw9959]

since no one can hear you screaming refund in space you know what should I do? throw it in space but before I do that I'll put a sticky note it say refund and I want remastered last of us

[@AlvinEarthworm]

You know it's gonna be a good review whenever Joe opens with "YOU DONE FUCKED IT UP!"

[@KudosMSGP]

ikr!

[@W34KN35S]

The resident evil one had me dying lol

[@mathunit1]

You watch Angry Joe videos too?

[@Daniel-xp1jy]

it's lit.

[@Mysterious2887]

same

[@Xploshi]

No Man’s Sky might be a fantastic game now, but you gotta remember how it all began

[@Minecraftlover73]

Because of Sony, added the part you missed

[@pumpkinrex2730]

Bro it’s so much better now launch was awful

[@James-ov5kg]

Its not that great now sorry.

[@James-ov5kg]

Its not that great as it is now. I be falling off the maps and shooting the beams has to hit a certain angle

[@Wilko710]

@@James-ov5kg that doesn't even make sense, you probably don't even play it.

[@hieunguyenrileygekko]

which ending of the game you prefer i prefer the refund ending

[@briandt75]

hieu nguyen i prefer the one where I get hit by a truck before pllaying it.

[@iqbalbara8538]

hieu nguyen i prefer the ending where the developer got arrested for fraud advertising

[@Replica_Films2000]

indeed deed before pallying it

[@mariotouhou9783]

i rather want the don't fucking play this shitty game ending

[@Hanfgurkenhasser]

You mean the green (bag) one?

[@whotookmysalt2937]

I mean, I knew this game wouldn't live up to the hype, but holy shit, how do you screw up a game so bad that you outright lie about some features? Christ. EDIT: removed the part about "not trusting indie devs" because it sounds fucking ridiculous the more I think about it.

[@falkenjeff]

Project Zomboid is pretty sweet, and I've been playing it on and off since the "alpha tech demo" (although it's been years and it's still incomplete - but hey, I knew what I was getting into, and they DO update it frequently, so it's not like it's stagnating)

[@Shiverskill]

Devs are normal people just like the gamers, wanting their project to succeed by promising so many things that they end up not delivering on. Hyper Light Drifter, Undertail, Stardew Valley, Dust an Elesian Tale, etc are all great games made by indie devs. It all matters on the developer themselves, not just the fact they are indie.

[@jakesnow9343]

+Jeff Falkenham And we're still not immune to hype. Even candidly talking about far off features in the Mondoids get the main devs in trouble on PZ. :P It'll certainly be interesting to see how PZ's 1.0 release compares to No Man's Sky's reception. Glad you're enjoying it. :D

[@Sparkymuffin]

"Undertail" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@mj91212]

There was never really a time when you could trust any devs, it just took them awhile to figure out how best to scam people.

[@marinthecreator]

No man buy No man's sky because of One Man's lies

[@marinthecreator]

In all seriousness. It was the fans fault for overhyping this game and Sean Murray spouting the bullshit that did it.

[@skipperbentdk]

Yeah blame the fans for the developers lying about features - or releasing a broken game. It's always the customer's fault.

[@marinthecreator]

+skipperbent I'm blaming both.

[@vivid_hawk5693]

+Dalek115 people got overhyped becaused of Sean Murray's bullshit

[@AlecMcOne]

+Dalek115 The fans wouldn't of over hyped the game if the devs told us the truth in the first place.

[@DDougz]

19:17 is the best bit of the review xD

[@Xander-86]

The song tho 🤣

[@Frank-ze9mq]

I will not even fucking bother this was the best part

[@JBrander]

*"It pulls out and it plays this 'AUHHHHH' LIKE IT'S THE GREATEST FUCKING GAME YOU'VE EVER FUCKING PLAYED"* 🤣🤣

[@prophetsnow5193]

No joes scream at 30:57 is the best part of the video

[@ProfessorGopher2030]

@@JBrander *"NO!!! FUCK THIS!!!"*

[@desertsn0wball]

i really feel bad for that guy that bought the first copy for $1300

[@WH250398]

Yeah, what a fucking idiot.

[@bojidarmartinov5949]

lol

[@hydronova6729]

+WH250398 I actually like no man's sky

[@nekrovx]

I too like no mans buy XD

[@hash-slingingslasher1374]

is that real?

[@jungledyret100]

It is good to have these game commentators. Before the internet you had do go and buy blindly these hyped games which really weren't worth the cost and only find yourself twenty years later watching AVGN or something to ease your crudge. Thank you Joe. Because of you I just saved 70€.

[@metalsucks9038]

AJ our hero but hes not cut out a bit his anger for health reason.

[@SashaMasonVR]

I don't know how it saved you 70€ when the game is 59,99€ (59.99€ in american speech) both on steam and the PSN

[@jungledyret100]

***** I planned to buy it for PS4, and the 70€ price tag is propably because of the high taxes what we have here in Finland.

[@Nebujin383]

Regular european prices, the EU is the gaming industries biggest market... and of course prices are highest here ;)

[@SashaMasonVR]

+Nebu Jin "Regular european prices" Bullshit. 60€ in germany. +jungledyret100 So, every other full price game is 80€ for you? Ah well come on lets make 100€ games already. Without DLC that is

[@HiPlayerProdigy]

No Man's Sky: No one can release a game with less content than me! Sea of Thieves: Hold my beer... No Man's Sky: W-we-well no one can release a game as glitchy and with more server crashes than me!!! Fallout 76: You got two hands, hold my beer too.

[@cchcch-jw9dw]

At the end of no man's sky ahhhh ahhhh music lol.

[@XX-sp3tt]

Have you played the new Visions update?

[@HiPlayerProdigy]

@@XX-sp3tt Have you read my comment before posting your offended comment? Key word in both those comments "release" not update. Games don't get excuses for being better 2 years later for an example. A release is a release and an update is an update. Don't conflate the two.

[@cchcch-jw9dw]

@@XX-sp3tt Center of the universe aaaaa... aaaaa........

[@Skinnyman227]

dont talk shit unless you've played after the Visions update n00b

[@TheNecronmancer]

The scene where Joe talks about the ending of the game is one of my favorite rage moments cause he is just screaming and the "ah ah like ITS THE GREATEST FUCKING GAME YOU EVER FUCKING PLAYED"

[@cptfreeman8966]

That shit was funny

[@leet2888]

19:17 yeah that part ahhhhhhhhhh got me

[@MariOmor1]

That comment aged well, the game is so much better now

[@flaherty9248]

it's kinda funny that he's ranting about it despite not playing it

[@AstaIsAMonster]

@@MariOmor1 Still just a above average game now IMO. 🤷🏽‍♂️

[@mr.caffeine9017]

I love that this got a higher final verdict than fallout 76.

[@dj505gaming6]

Mr. Caffeine fallout 76 really did disappoint me tho😰

[@danmorgan9519]

At least no mans sky looks good and has unique designs. Fallout 76 is an ugly asset flip reusing models from previous games. Don't get me wrong they are both shit. No mans sky is just slightly less shit.

[@SSJ9001]

@@danmorgan9519 Actually for the last two years the game developers have continued to work on no man's sky. I haven't played it but I really want to. I have major respect for the developers because instead of jumping ship they worked hard to try and make no man's sky what they originally wanted it to be. I would recommend that instead of blindly hating games, you try to look at them from the eyes of the developers a bit more. Fallout 76 is an ugly asset flip and a shitty game made by a company with shittier business practices, but no man's sky is different, it was a labor of love by an indie game company who bit off more then they could chew but they are getting there. From the looks of it they even have underwater segments in the game but I might be mistaken.

[@jeffreymark475]

Im hos follow up video Joe said 76 really should be a 2/10 instead of 3

[@SSJ9001]

@@twink2491 Correct, what im talking about is the intention behind their actions. The people who made no mans sky actually put a lot of love into their game and wanted it to be good and know it is (I think), whereas fallout 76 was a blatant cash grab by Bethesda. Im not saying that the no mans sky developers are blameless, but I think they have more then made up for their mistakes and don't deserve the bad rep they get, and they definitely don't deserve to be put on the same level a Bethesda and their bullshit business practices.

[@Dingoes8MeBabies]

While this game might be bad, the game was a good thing in that it punished people who pre-ordered it. Pre-orders are the reason we are delivered so many half-assed, low-quality, unfinished games. If you know anybody who pre-orders games, slap them silly.

[@zer0darkthirty-23muhfuckas5]

agreed.even though I just pre ordered 2k17.which is the worst game ever.i know.trust me.i know...

[@krash2002]

Oh I'm right there with. Sadly I made the dumb mistake of pre-ordering and with a few other friends as well. However, from our experiences with Destiny, The Division and now One Man's Lie. We've all sworn off pre-ordering ever again. Also, we've all gotten refunds for the game as well. Thank goodness both valve and Sony recognize this heap of lying garbage of a game.

[@diemoslurancard4629]

I pre ordered Pokemon moon

[@anim3z4u]

and DLC.

[@blazergun44]

nah its fine. Pokemon is a Nintendo game, they are the only ones who actually keeping their promises and they are releasing amazing games.

[@Youmuus]

I love it when bad games comes out bc i get to see these

[@amoap603]

hey

[@RCmies]

If it was released out of nowhere at $15 price tag, without any trailers, I'm sure it would've been praised as one of the best indie games made.

[@Isythos]

Would be worth it at that price so that would have made the difference. It is still boring without much to do though. Fun for people who just like exploring scenery. I know people who enjoy just this.

[@yaboihergesvonbergundy4555]

You're literally everywhere lol

[@b.v.o1739]

+Quietus reported lol too bad I can not sue u

[@theaviator1152]

That intro is perfect. It’s exactly what playing the game feels like at least once for everybody.

[@spacesam4726]

Not anymore

[@wetube6513]

@@spacesam4726 Still the same. You must be one of the developers. 🙄😒

[@slowed8394]

@@spacesam4726 shouldn’t have been released like this in the first place. First impressions are more important than the final product

[@fire3082]

@@slowed8394 Definetly, but it's mostly the fact they had poor Sean as their PR guy it was such a dissapointment. They just had too much hype and felt like they needed to release their game because of the fans impatience

[@erainmartinez8175]

that's funny 4:30

[@lorddenver2802]

"As wide as on ocean but has the depth of a puddle" -Angry joe. wow amazing and perfect quote

[@Avirx]

Joe didn't come up with that. Someone else posted it in chat during a stream and he decided to use it.

[@lorddenver2802]

ok

[@NeverQuit87]

Last of Us Nerd too bad he copied that quote from another gaming site

[@HankWilliamsJr4L]

Last of Us Nerd It's a common figure of speech

[@RockyX456]

That aptly describes Skyrim too.

[@DyingWizardOdo]

If you haven't bought this game, then this video is hell fun to watch. :-)

[@HybridEnergy]

yep

[@TassadarGR]

i haven't bought the game cause i'm not an idiot to pre-order or buy day 1 games. i got fooled 2 times a few years ago, but i won't get fooled a 3rd time

[@tostie3110]

Exactly.

[@MrElectrifiedGaming]

+Proteus don't u play rust I see u everywhere

[@espalorp3286]

From time to time, yeah

[@KHfan0011]

It's hilarious that the more and more he changes out of the space suit, the more and more disappointed and agitated he becomes XD

[@KHfan0011]

Wow 229 likes! Thanks guys! :D

[@Yusis-o7d]

With how vastly different No Man's Sky is nowadays I'd love to see a re-review of this!

[@husleman]

every now and then, when I see a game trailer that I really like, I come back to watch this video. It keeps me in check.

[@MementoMori7777]

Immediate bias. You are very basic.

[@uncleruckus1160]

Grim Reaper how he told us the pros and cons? Can you make a KZbin vid better and explain pros and cons of this game, cause I'd like to see you try and hype this failure up for me to buy.

[@jonathandomeraski7259]

Good idea

[@OVERKILLER321]

Love how people are commenting from 2 weeks ago thinking the game is still exactly like this video.

[@crbuck3394]

husleman I know right

[@teslafoil1505]

Good lord, Murray lied straight to Stephen Colbert's glorious face. Now that is his greatest transgression!

[@tali6844]

^^^

[@TheMercyl3ss1]

His face is quite glorious, isn't it (:

[@TheMercyl3ss1]

***** Either him, Jon Stewart or Conan O'Brien

[@jonathanfelicianovaneijndh7077]

Haha Yea I Was Exacly Reminding The Same thing here That episode on colbert Rep ..That British Nerdy Looking...Ass face.Murray He Lied and Srewd Us Over Big time !! Didnt He ?? N.M.S Is a Total Arcady Boring and Shitty.!! Mess of a Game I Just Knew It. And That For The Normal Retail Price Those Scamming Dick Faces.

[@arvinnassiri007]

+TheMercyl3ss1 fuck Conan O'Brien

[@knocknockify]

No Man’s Sky One Man’s Lie No Men’s Buy All Men’s Cries

[@dragonslayer9547]

knocknockify 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@northofmainstreet7281]

Lolololol

[@nonasd4798]

Come Back No Man's Sky

[@daze383]

knocknockify was

[@tylerjacobson5201]

No man's land😉

[@rlira0908]

Remember when this was abnormal for a game at launch

[@alwaysOPEN4business]

Simpler times...

[@Tsumefan2]

i am so glad i waited until all the things "promised" at launch are in the game now

[@postmodernmarxistnihilist4282]

are we gonna forget about the fact that bethesda games have been doing this for over a decade?

[@traviss9583]

A time existed that what a game commercial showed, was actually the game.

[@ThatDudeCalled]

​@@postmodernmarxistnihilist4282 Even earlier. Fable 2. Remember how much stuff they promised for that game? Totally ruined what is still a good game... But when you tell me the dog will have dozens of commands n all this over hype bs...

[@100500daniel]

after buying this game,i got an email from hello games: "sorry bro it was a prank we just wanted your 60$ trololololll"

[@janko7245]

lmao

[@benb9151]

chill

[@100500daniel]

***** i am too busy oppressing palestinians sorry bro ;(

[@Maru7en]

+clintonmuff 69 that escalated quickly...

[@Maru7en]

+clintonmuff 69 that escalated quickly...

[@MegaBrightestStar2]

Makers NEED people like you who are very honest about their games so that they fix and create their games. Keep doing that, but don't let yourself stress too much is unhealthy. But yes I loved how sincere you were hopefully they do something.

[@MegaBrightestStar2]

With issues like that they have to fix it otherwise I believe they can be sued for lying.

[@johna1716]

I enjoy Elite because it is our Galaxy.

[@TheDragonfriday]

Yes we need more honest people... I wonder who's going to be our next new persistent for the next 3 years.

[@GinaTonik]

@thedragonfriday: 1) Did you mean "president" when you said "persistent"? 2) I'm not familiar with any country that calls their leader a "president" and has a term length of 3 years. In the US it's 4 years. I apologize however if I was wrong and you are speaking from a country whose government I am not familiar with.

[@rodm8131]

err Mr grrr dude are you serious, yes he meant persistent not president

[@dustin_echoes]

I don't mind a mediocre game, but what I hate is that Sean Murray repeatedly lied about what's in the game before launch and acted as if nothing happened when confronted by the players after launch.

[@oh_my_gauze]

Agreed.

[@trevorbierau1308]

i didnt watch most of this video. why? because its too long. I have physically watch planets rotate. I have personally come across the water world type Planet which took me a half hour to find a small island that I could land on. I see a group of 100000 plus people saying they never seen a flowing river in the game. I found one three nights ago so many complaints that I see about this game. Or I haven't found this or I haven't found that. And they automatically assume it's not in the game. That's a long way of thinking. This game as a whole is to the T exactly as it was described. Are there some things missing in this game? Sure but it doesn't take away from the game as a whole

[@brian.jrmontoya3227]

+Trevor Bierau this is the reason why you should watch the video.

[@samcougar5219]

i've enjoyed my time with NMS, but don't delude yourself. www.reddit.com/r/NoMansSkyTheGame/comments/4y4i3a/wheres_the_nms_we_were_sold_on_front_page/

[@stakefr0mjatefarmvods534]

To be fair, he didn't actually lie about as many features as people think. The only thing he actually lied about was multiplayer. The devs were extremely vauge about anything in the game, and people went on to speculate and assume that's what was in the game.

[@Nooptema]

30:45 Still one of my favorite angry joe moments of all time.

[@TheKML777]

Hey, look at the bright side. Now Mass Effect 3's ending isn't such a disappointment anymore.

[@someguy315]

mass effect 3 had an ending. no man's sky doesnt have an ending at all

[@MugenNiFukuzatsuna]

Yeah, this seems like the devs had to seriously cut out a lot of stuff to either meet a deadline, save for DLC, or just couldn't get to work due to constraints. Though I can't say that the ending is a bad one. After all, I think the general premise of the game is discovery; so, it's more about the journey than the destination. Not actually revealing the destination at the end, fits that theme rather well. It might be a bit disappointing, but whatever would be shown to you at the destination would be. There is no endpoint to discovery.

[@syverah_nahja4047]

+SteinbrecherBack flew right over his head huh? lol

[@jadedhealer7367]

100% agree

[@shiisse7261]

The ending of this game is kinda finding the center of the universe right?

[@amaterasu4456]

Imma legally change my name to Liquidator Amru

[@EnlightenAlchemist]

Oh you.

[@Nobbie248]

Legend

[@nope007_]

Hey I know that guy

[@Alphajet101]

I don't get it

[@sut8516]

Alphajet 101 did you watch the video?

[@Killer4fun]

Sometimes I'm glad I can't run latest games. Saves a lot of money.

[@Gofaw]

You and me both

[@TheTopMostDog]

I can run them, but spending all this money on a rig means I cant afford the games, lol.

[@fearmedumdum]

/facepalm just torrent a game if u not sure whether to spend money on it or not, play it and then decide will u buy it or not... YES! IT'S THAT SIMPLE!....

[@RaikenXion]

This is why I just dont rush into all the hype anymore with modern games, no matter how cool they look. Only game Ive bought on release recently was Fallout 4 and Im still playing that now, havnt even got rnd to the Far Harbor dlc, Ive found that game was pure value for money. Only big ambitious games Im looking forward to and will buy on release are FF7 REMAKE if that comes out next yr. I might get Star Citizen too.

[@Killer4fun]

nak3dtourist Pirated games are unreliable in so many ways. Viruses, limited functions, instability...Not to mention that some games like DOOM or Far Cry Primal has a protection against pirating so good luck torrenting such games. And some games are online only buy to play games e.g. Diablo 3...Tell me if you are such a genius, how do you torrent this kind of game?

[@InterSeptZ]

I can imagine Joe now "IT TOOK YOU FOOUR YEEARS. FOOOOOUR! YEAAARS"

[@tedteddy0653]

Same amount of time its gonna take CD projekt red to fix cyberpunk 🤣

[@alihu5513]

@@tedteddy0653 I finish the game twice on pc and it was more than good

[@azfar188]

@@tedteddy0653 Its probably gonna be ready by 2077

[@atomickaiser1934]

@Mryeast 5999 V2 how is he a fanboy? I've finished it twice as well and haven't had the issues others have. That's not saying they don't exist. But the biggest problem is the last gen console versions.

[@atomickaiser1934]

@Mryeast 5999 V2 Then that's your shit luck. Having the "best" hardware doesn't mean everything will go smoothly. That's incredibly naïve. The biggest issue right now aren't even the bugs. It's the missing features the game doesn't have.

[@alphaetomega]

Internet Historian used your reaction for the redemption story of this game, lol

[@Ron-py3cm]

Mesidg I feel like rewatching this just for that.

[@Formalec]

Yepp , brought me back for a rewatch

[@metalslingr]

Mikael Johnsson Same.

[@WafflezDay]

"Redemption story" lol

[@coppereddie4199]

@@WafflezDay Why did you quote it?No Man's Sky made a huge comeback.

[@dxp96]

No Man's Sky is a perfect example of the dangers of overhyping and misleading a game.

[@DarknessReborn50]

Honestly it wasnt overhype that was the problem though. It had a reason to be hyped. It was the straight up complete lies from the devs. NOTHING they promised or showed was in the game. Whatever crazy game they showed at all those reveals? That game deserves the hype. THIS is not that game.

[@dxp96]

Dark Well those lies led to the hype so eithe or, i mean i still agree that with time they can build this game into what it was suppose to be but that trend of release it now fix it later needs to end now.

[@DarknessReborn50]

damn right it does

[@Exterminatusdono]

Hopefully Battlefield 1 doesn't head down the same path

[@dxp96]

what remake ? also we played BF1 beta and it seems pretty solid but in the past battlefield has a history of launch day server problems so i'll give it a few weeks.

[@johannesdolch]

What happened is pretty simple, they made a little indie game, then advertised the shit out of it, the hype started and instead of talking about what they actually had, they talked about stuff, they would like to have, as if it was already there, which it wasn't and as we now know never would be. Then they started to believe their own bullshit, hyped it even more and put a 60$ prizetag on a game, that should've quietly shown up on Steam Greenlight for 15$. Suddenly a quaint little indie game was supposed to be this giant best-game-ever-made blockbuster and it is not, never was, never will be. Never believe in a hype if it is not a successor to a AAA title or from a studio that has proven its ability to deliver AAA work and even then its 50/50 at best.

[@of-fx5ou]

hit the nail on the head with that one m8.

[@Zamolxes77]

Not even then, been burned by Blizzard with their clusterfuck Diablo 3, for full 60 dollars. NEVER pre-order.

[@knchesmore8273]

Likely this mostly resulted from Sony being there publisher. What probably happened is back in June Hello Games realized that they needed another 6 months to a year to work out a lot of the bugs in most of the features that were pulled, and SONY probably said something along the lines of "You will release this game in 2 months or we are pulling our funding", and so they were forced to release an unfinished game. Likely SONY is also the reason for the $60 price tag, though this price will likely drop in a few months That being said, many of the proposed features (along with many that have not been talked about yet) will likely be introduced to the game over the course of the next few months. At the moment the game has a pretty good framework for a good game but it definitely need more depth. additionally, Hello Games has stated that in this game will be supported and updated for years to come. There is also already a very active modding community trying to improve the game. In summary, this game has a lot that it didn't live up to but the bones are there. As it stands right now the game is not worth $60 but ass additional features, content and depth are added I would be willing to guess that it will be worth it eventually. You might not want to buy this game right now but it is probably something that you should keep an eye on, because it could eventually become something great.

[@Griede26]

more than likely, IF any missing content is released, it will be released as DLC

[@AliBazz]

what ta fuck?! what ta fuck is the point of this comment? we know this shut ta fuck up

[@vil3n80]

Petition for AJ to Re-Review No Mans Sky

[@XX-sp3tt]

Here here.

[@junkiexl86]

For what? lol. They added in most the stuff the promised at launch, while still having the same fundamental core gameplay that cripples this game the most.

[@vil3n80]

@@junkiexl86 thats 100% true, the gameplay loop still sucks

[@fastony9659]

In a recent Q&A he said that a creed of his is to not re-review, as he believes that if a developer cares about their game, they'll release it in the best way possible it should be. He also mentioned that he understands when they add features that fans have requested and general fixes, but as for patches that re-work the entire game, that's a no from him.

[@ethandragonborn]

Anthony Sanchez there are flaws in this though... we need to reward things we want. Of course we don’t want more broken games on launch that get better as time goes on, which is why joe needs to specify in the re-review that his praise lies in Hellos games commitment and constant output of FREE updates. FREE. We want games like anthem, and fallout 76 to be better. Not just abandoned as the dev runs off with all the launch money.

[@JensTschirpig]

"If anyone else [...] wanted to see space herpes they'd have to visit Sigourney Weaver" - AJ 2016

[@roadhouse7597]

Jens Tschirpig among the greatest quotes of all time

[@ReadR00ster1]

Many a man has boldly gone to where the space herpes have dwelt, but only a few have ever returned.

[@colingreen5553]

I feel so bad because at the beginning you can tell how he was so happy and watching that feeling be destroyed was terrible

[@infinitelightnin6424]

@Taramafor Haikido It did something new from the jump, create a universal game with planets you can actually go to. People really don't understand what this game has accomplished in gaming, no one would think this possible years before.

[@teamatfort444]

Infinite Lightnin but charge full price for this shit

[@infinitelightnin6424]

@@teamatfort444 Well if you aren't into then you just aren't. I dunno what to tell you aside from that. They messed up but are still building and I love em for it.

[@mariusman3671]

@P0LAROIID damage has allready been done

[@mariusman3671]

@@infinitelightnin6424 it's still a no mans lie

[@weaslander6985]

who here still agrees the game is still worth $15-20 as an indie game?

[@Maddinhpws]

I wouldn't even play it if it was free. But joe himself said it would go for 15-20$

[@cra8zykidg]

at best it's worth 13. I like it but it's not worth 60

[@NeoChronoid]

I would say $15 would be a good price, yes. Maybe $20 with the promise of free patches adding more stuff in the future.

[@Bendetoma]

I will definitely buy it in a year or so in a big steam sale if it gets like 90% off.

[@cra8zykidg]

***** I have to agree. I hate when Developers lie

[@HiThere619]

5:04 “If anyone else in the Galaxy wanted to see space herpes, they’d have to visit Sigourney Weaver.” Best line ever.

[@shifterwolf8573]

Lol

[@TheNightshotBR]

this game was the biggest scam of the gaming industry.

[@BeatmasterAC]

Aliens Colonial Marines, The Division, Watch Dogs...

[@jessevee95]

+BeatmasterAC Destiny.

[@user-sv7sb9is1s]

Uh ...destiny

[@bestieswithtesties]

Destiny did not fail to deliver on a bunch of promises, just a few. The main problem with Destiny is that it was simply a bad game that everyone hyped up themselves because it was made by Bungie. No Man's Sky is *completely* different, the developers straight up *lied* about feature after feature over and over to build hype and then failed to deliver on *countless* promises. Destiny was a bad game, not a scam. This game was a scam.

[@Leon-zz1ig]

don't forget about cube world. still waiting for an update since 2013

[@EdwardTHead1776]

I watched Joe strem as well as witness decent into madness.

[@EdwardTHead1776]

so tragic

[@VMSMark]

That's not how you spell descent

[@heliveruscalion9124]

+VMSMark Or Stream

[@EdwardTHead1776]

+VMSMark simple mistake

[@EdwardTHead1776]

+Sans Skeleton Strem was intentional

[@matyi1656]

"As wide as an ocean but has the depth of a puddle." Best short description of the game.

[@TassadarGR]

puddle is too much. water drop is more accurate

[@matyi1656]

For $60 :'D

[@originalsomething4070]

"Puddle, Puddle. Get Ya Big Puddle Here. 60$ For Your Very Own Big Puddle!"

[@melodyofailingheart9400]

More like depth of a thin water film.

[@MementoMori7777]

A lake now

[@mayhare9754]

No Man's Sky is probably one of my favorite games, but "it pulls out and it plays this OoOoOoOh OoOoOoOH" will never fail to crack me up

[@tr4il98]

"DO SOMETHING, INSTEAD OF SITTING ON YOUR ASS ALL THE TIME" I feel like joe was talking to me.

[@brandon5872]

He knows because he can see how fat your are Sherk.

[@w7ll203]

as soon as joe said that i read your comment

[@nickelbackfan]

I just fucking watched Shrek wtf

[@marcoslabradaify]

haha, yeah right

[@anthonydesantis7862]

Joe didn't mention how there is 18 quintillion planets in the game

[@Offatabb1999]

honestly most game designers/developers ought to watch angry Joe and take his advice,for they might make an amazing game

[@lajuanlong6623]

also check out the black hokage he is pretty funny, and he is hilariously honest about games.

[@TheSPEEZY99]

Or maybe he should try and get a job in the game industry since he thinks he knows everything

[@aceclover758]

Industry wont hire someone like Angry Joe cuz many of these developers dont want any criticism and want people that "Go along to get along"

[@Offatabb1999]

+Activision, the con artists that's sad

[@person8203]

It's easy to be Captain Hindsight. It's not so easy to direct game development during cycles. Being critical is the easiest thing in the world. Being critical with alternative workable solutions that maintain balance and fit gameplay mechanics isn't so easy. Although there are some good points raised, especially ship customisation and the ending, much of what he says is opinion based on his own desires. The irony here is that planets did rotate but the effect was changed after play testing revealed players couldn't get used to it.

[@sullenpeace1902]

Fun Fact: This game is still full price on Steam in 2017 :D

[@calebeiben4920]

Sullen Peace same on PlayStation store lol wtf

[@wiggleduck2814]

LegoGuy87 true true I was wondering should I get the game?

[@tomerart9544]

Sullen Peace :D

[@christopherbutera6127]

Sullen Peace wow

[@scorpion07070]

It's a dollar or two on ebay

[@Arcvnum]

Endurance update dropped a few days ago, its shocking how dedicated the team is. From this to what it is now, its crazy.

[@Kittysune12]

dedicated no because investor and sony doesn't trust hello games anymore they won't get any new project like No man sky anymore sean murray ruined it by lying

[@MementoMori7777]

@@Kittysune12 *Sony* doesn't Trust them anymore? Do those Blind Fuckheads not realize they're at least Partly responsible For the game's Awful launch?

[@Kittysune12]

@@MementoMori7777 sony just gave them the budget for marketing and advertisement they are not heavly involved so it was sean murray own fault you're wrong if you think hello games will have big budget advertisement again after the whole no man sky flop

[@Cenot4ph]

It's still in its basics a massive grind

[@DeathMetalMilitia305]

Yeah! Now we have to wait 6 years for cyberpunk to improve so we can celebrate another redemption arc! Fuck it, all other companies should start lying and scamming their customers so that they can fix and put all the stuff they promised in the game years later!

[@daniell6557]

so much refunding that this became No Mans Game

[@1997residente]

No Man's Sky was the most dissapointing thing since my son.

[@maxandrade7326]

that's dark bro

[@achaudhari101]

Damn.

[@andynator149]

Dam Son

[@1997residente]

Who gives a crap how dark it is?!?! My STOOL is dark, and doctor says that's bad.

[@schmobot]

Rick Berman ruined this too

[@brosephthomas3764]

I like how the 1st bit of this video is basically serving the game developers a good idea on a silver platter It's funny because so many angry fans are giving them better ideas than they had originally had themselves.

[@catherine6443]

Major problem is implementing good ideas though, not having them.

[@jozinek876]

DKruNEye I know right

[@MementoMori7777]

JCB 136 but people actually like this game now for the most part.

[@Pitchguest]

I feel like Joe should revisit No Man's Sky after its redemption arc.

[@Takabaka07]

Is the game good these days

[@spoopy._.cheems]

@@Takabaka07 yeah, it has it's flaws but it's pretty aight nowadays. If you have a PC or xbox try it through gamepass. It's $5 a month and it's a pretty cheap investment if you wanna try out the game and end up not liking it

[@junkiexl86]

@@spoopy._.cheems lol it's still the same mind-numbing constant resource gathering under the guise the puddle is deeper than it is. Don't kid yourself. Is it better than launch, sure. But the fundamental issues of the core gameplay, which cannot be changed, are still there.

[@spoopy._.cheems]

@@junkiexl86 I mean have you played it recently? I would agree with you except that only really applies to the tutorial phase which is pretty lengthy. After that however I found the game opens up a lot more and let's you do beyond what the core gameplay used to entail at launch, managing freighters and bases, looking for ancient bones, doing faction missions to improve your reputation, finding derelict freighters, doing community multiplayer missions and much more. You could make a valid argument that each of these mechanics are somewhat shallow but I think it's a good comparison to Skyrim. While of course they're not the same game at all, like No Man's Sky, Skyrim has a lot of shallow mechanics that can be scrutinized in further inspection but overall make for an engaging game, that's how I feel about No Man's Sky when I repurchased it on PC fours years after initially refunding the game after launch. It's offered a lot of the variation that I initially wanted at launch, and while it still has it's flaws like combat being pretty dull and the freighters not serving much of a purpose in combat, the devs seem really intent on listening to player feedback as Origins was a response to the community's criticisms of planets feeling stale. The game can be critiqued for a lot of things but saying its the same game after four years of updates dramatically changing the state of the game is kind of unfair imo

[@almostuseless3844]

@@spoopy._.cheems Sorry, I dont support bad and deceptive business practices. NMS needs no more press.

[@MikeKojoteStone]

I suddenly feel very lucky that I never gave a fuck for this game at any point in time.

[@renatoaaronsekulic5078]

I'm with you

[@Made1nGreece]

i watched a video in 2014, and i saw videos doing nothing but walking around, etc boring crap, and then i forgot about it till the time it was delayed and it was all over the internet

[@MikeKojoteStone]

It's just like not my type of game and for once I'm like "Phew, I skipped all of that without even noticing."

[@TheKryptonianGaming]

Same here man, huge hype for the game. But I had a weird feeling seen a developer interview and I thought the game wasn't even close to finished. It wasn't till like a week before release they were saying it was coming out, and I just had a puzzled look. I'm not surprised the actual game is abysmal.

[@sparrow819]

Same here. That tie-dye color scheme looked headache inducing.

[@Imbapiranha]

That start was so accurate. Wow.

[@TheDragonfriday]

Because this KZbinr is like the only channel tells the truth, instead of being blind something is new.

[@collinberend7566]

+TheDragonfriday you don't watch a lot of YT'ers then.

[@TKUltra971]

wouldnt go ... that far with AJ as if hes 110% up and up. hes had.. his moments. But now and then he hits the nail on the head.

[@collinberend7566]

Chris Hansen Gamers or is that a general one, because I can name plenty good ones.

[@collinberend7566]

+Chris Hansen Dave Rubin, Sargon of Akkad, Secular Talk, The Amazing Atheist, Undoomed, etc. Are they always right? No... But they're being truthful to what they say and believe it. And Joe has been wrong many times.

[@xr337]

I'm disliking this video not because I like the game and I don't want you hating on it, but because you gave it a 5/10... it honestly deserves a .5/10

[@maxim196]

wot

[@Ephesians504]

awwwwwwwweeeeee... stfu.. they lied to us. game companies are milking us. .. I bet 5 bucks you're like 12.. r 14 yrs old. you can't tell.when you're being duped??? don't hate this man for telling the truth.

[@Ephesians504]

+Dante RSK that he did.

[@ironlock3000]

+Dante RSK i dont get the part where he says he likes the game but i think he meant it deserves 0.5/10

[@Superjelle108]

I am pretty sure he wrote .5/10 instead of 5.

[@-Lotek-The-B0T-ASSASS1N]

Seeing this review all these years later, its utterly insane how well they improved things. It's almost like an entirely different beast at this point.

[@DeathMetalMilitia305]

Yup. other companies should do the same. Scam and lie to their customers and take 8 years to make what they showed.

[@-Lotek-The-B0T-ASSASS1N]

@@DeathMetalMilitia305 Hey, i completely agree that they lied and overhyped people's expectations. But what they didn't do was release the game and then take the money and run. They realized that they fcked up and then used that money to hire developers to actually deliver what they initially said they would. Im certainly not excusing their initial behavior, i just hope game developers in general learn a lesson from what happened with NMS.

[@user-nw1wc1jo4l]

The game is alright dude its nothing extraordinary or new it’s average at best even now lol

[@user-nw1wc1jo4l]

@@DeathMetalMilitia305 and not even dude it’s literally alright not an actual game you sit down and put 100hrs in unless you’re insane lol it’s average at best

[@-Lotek-The-B0T-ASSASS1N]

@@user-nw1wc1jo4l You're not wrong. It needs more things like quests and more objects to encounter in space etc.

[@thespeedtapper4]

Sean Murray previously worked for EA. What did you expect?

[@Dovahkiif]

Except he worked on burnout which is a pretty good game, he wasn't some shady executive

[@thespeedtapper4]

+Dovahkiff Yes but he obviously learned some shady shit from them judging from all the EA level misleading advertisement surrounding this game.

[@huehue6886]

EA has brainwashed him. He's a mere husk being controled by terrible terrible entities...kinda like the animals in no mans sky!

[@ghuldorgrey]

He did mobile games before this, he is a big mess and liar. being with ea doesnt make him a liar. Ea atleast fucking openly tells people about the shit they are gonna do

[@ArchieGamez]

At least he worked on Burnout, good ass games.

[@johnsmitty7447]

sean murray should be charged with fraud, maybe he should have spent less time talking about his game and more time working on it

[@ArabiaGamers]

More working . Less talking . This saved so much games !!!

[@defalt-7730]

+Arabia Gamers many*

[@crazykiller2020]

TRIGGERED

[@motherurck7542]

He's like a next generation Peter Molyneux...

[@LundeSite]

After the reviews, everyone knew exactly what they were paying for. If people are stupid and pre-order. They deserve to be fucked in the ass.

[@TRICERACOP1]

I'm glad I waited on reviews.. I saved $60

[@RustCohle072]

Same, seems like we're among the few smart ones

[@ThePhillip999]

i waited too

[@SpitSomeThinGood]

+Enclave Trooper Same. Disgusting how this has played out

[@ahmedabdulrahman8812]

looks like you dodged the bullet dude

[@pruthvishetty5656]

bruh I torrented it Git Gud Jk Kappa

[@clblowe]

Crazy to see how far this game has come. From being one of the most disappointing games of 2016 to being one of the best space games ever made

[@BradleyCoopertest]

No man´s sky LIVED UP TO ITS NAME in our house. The game literally flies through the sky around here, my son uses it as a frisbee.

[@johnmcternan4157]

Hilarious as hell, I spilled my tea.

[@BradleyCoopertest]

Glad I could help in reducing your caffeine intake.

[@emperorfresh20]

At least your son enjoying it

[@treshaunnathan7757]

I don't get it ?

[@systemspecchecker]

He's saying his kid uses the disc for a frisbee....duh

[@Kouyou160]

How...how can this guy get away with this? He lied to all of you, took your money, and the promised product isn't even close...

[@yyyyyyyyyroto]

I hope someone sue him.

[@graycarlyle8627]

+Concerned Geek I got my money back from Steam. So I got away with a blue eye. ;)

[@SapiaNt0mata]

some people enjoy to get lied, fooled, robbed, unfinished game, etc. *cough Destiny. can't cure stupidity

[@PeterJCimino]

Anyone remember Derek Smart and Battlecruiser???

[@DoomNeb]

Then you got games like Heroes 7 which was utter cancer

[@seanmcdowell9649]

'It pulls out and plays this AUGHHHHHHHH like it's the greatest fucking game in the fucking world' ahaha

[@Busenlilly]

Sean Mcdowell My favorite line, haha.

[@logangotcha8429]

I laughed so hard at that part

[@liamfoo09]

Sean Mcdowell I rewatch that part so much it's fucking hilarious

[@lukeGGlee]

Could have at least had the decency to hire Neil degrasse Tyson or someone to show up at the end

[@amarielaskey4976]

Logan Molett dude the rage was real

[@Pork_Rolllin]

Joe getting attacked by Space Herpes is one of the funniest things I have ever seen

[@EatitHarvey]

You know what would have been a better ending? You go to the center, discover that your ancestors were once a proud race of space explorers and they had the capacity to create entire planets, you learn this ability and decide on creating your own system on your side of the galaxy. Create whatever creatures and start your own ecosystem. Have friends come and visit your own planet and vice versa. You can add more to your creation kit by harvesting other planets, taking DNA from alien species, etc. Basically, following your ancestors footsteps from a lost species finding their place in the stars to creating them. Officially conquering the great frontier by creating frontiers of your own. BUT FUCK GOING BEYOND THE FRONTIER! LET'S MAKE SOMETHING MEDIOCRE!!! BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT FUCKING SPACE EXPLORATION IS!!! MEDIOCRITY!!!!! WHO NEEDS TO TAKE A STEP OUTSIDE WHEN IT'S NICE AND WARM IN MY COMFY ZONE!!!!

[@t1ckl3m3elmo]

Exactly what I was thinking for end game as he showed us the spoiler for it. Shame the devs didn't think of something great like that.

[@nazonougami1818]

I haven't beaten the game yet, but seeing the ending...I agree it's very disappointing. I've visited a lot of monoliths and have been gathering bits of background lore of all the sentient races, so I was hoping that there was going to be something of a grand reveal. Like: what are the Atlas? Did you really travel to the center because of curiosity derived from your own free will, or was it because you were called like a moth to a flame by the will of the Atlas? If it's the latter, then why do they need Travelers? Was it all a test of determination? Do they only want certain individuals to learn the secrets of the inner workings of the universe? You know, something deep and meaningful that would really make you think and leave a lasting impression and not...restart at a new galaxy and repeat everything. (And God, all these issues. They really needed playtesters.)

[@EatitHarvey]

+NazoFox2501 Nah Fuck that. What's that you said? Pay off for your hard work, fuck you. Your reward for grinding and waiting is MORE grinding and waiting. If this was a cosmic horror story, they succeeded in creating the first Lovecraftian media that has ACTUALLY caused madness and insanity to the people outside of the game! You could almost hear the screams of tortured souls if you listen closely to the KZbin comments!

[@nazonougami1818]

Oh I hear them, believe me, and I see the despair and insanity in poor AngryJoe. It could have been so much better...so much better...

[@bloodfiredrake7259]

holy shit i was thinking the same thing

[@stoneosborne9247]

I have the disc for this game hanging on my wall with "FUCK OFF" scratched into the back to remind me to never buy into the hype of marketing ever, EEEEEEEEEEEEEEVER, A GAIN.

[@hallowseve5801]

Are you serious? If True do you have a picture?

[@stoneosborne9247]

MLG 007 yes sir I do

[@luisyupari]

Stone Osborne serves u right. Lol

[@stoneosborne9247]

Luis Yupari AH HA HA LOL DOES IT!? DOES IT SERVE ME RIGHT!? OMG LOL UR SO FUNNI. OMG LOL IT DESETBE UIOOJNMMMKKIUUUURRRRRRRRGFFRRRR. 😐

[@bastambastam9186]

Stone Osborne what the fuck?

[@federicoagudelo5801]

" As wide as the ocean, but has the depth of a puddle" -angry joe 2016

[@xavierh.5102]

perfectly describes this game.

[@juniorduperval5732]

Sorry but many ppl said that before him.

[@paraballa]

+Junior Duperval They said "a mile wide, but an inch deep". Which is basically the same analogy, but different wording.

[@KEVBOYMUSIC]

+Web Compendium No there has been MANY people who said it the exact same way as Joe before him.

[@baileywhite3299]

No, this is wide as a universe and as deep as a puddle

[@gundam246]

Even though this game has come leaps and bounds, it still lacks two very important features that Sean mentioned- 1. NPC Ships having an influence on the Economy by buying and selling goods and influencing prices and stock in the system. 2. A lack of dynamic faction system, NOT RACES but a faction system where player/players can interact with. I appreciate the free updates HG have been throwing at us, but these core features are important for us Day 1 players who have been with this game since the very beginning.

[@maxg1836]

Yes, this game is much better, but it’s missing some of the most important features

[@HD-pz2eu]

you bought it lol

[@MementoMori7777]

Fair enough, those would be nice.

[@maxg1836]

Harry D you never bought something that didn’t meet your exceptions?

[@HD-pz2eu]

@@maxg1836 yeah :( battlefield V

[@nepd3stiny]

No Mans Sky will go down in history as the worst bundle of broken promises and lies ever in a game.

[@silentjoker45]

NightcoreD3stiny 2.and go down in history to AlWAYS HAVE A SAVE DATA ON A BACK FILE. no for real they lost data in a flood NOT a single employee had a back up file. 3. and to make sure THIS TYPE OF GAME NEVER HAPPENS AGAIN BECAUSE ONE MORE AND THE INDUSTRY MIGHT JUST MIGHT START THE SECOND VGI CRASH. bonus: Ninja Theroy HELLBLADE SENUA SACRIFICE looks a thousands time better and supported them from day one

[@jamiehughes5573]

NightcoreD3stiny more people play no man's sky than evolve

[@nepd3stiny]

Jamie Hughes ya, but at least evolve was what it said it would be.

[@mikeehrmantraut1899]

No it go down the WORST lie and the Worst Game paid FULL PRICE 60 NO answer to THAT

[@XxHUNT3RN4T0RxX]

NightcoreD3stiny no I think Aliens: Colonial Marines was an even worst broken promise in a game ever

[@renski8976]

"As wide as an ocean, but has the depth of a puddle." Really good quote. Edit: also, 30:46 lol

[@richardshirk1155]

It was also used to describe Elite: Dangerous

[@anita.b]

Fitting in both cases.

[@filthydaemonspawn1206]

+Richard Shirk How does Elite have the depth of a puddle...?

[@renski8976]

Yeah, lol.

[@tiptipigis3449]

"an ocean wide, but an inch deep"

[@topnep1]

5/10? You serious? It's garbage. 2/10 would maybe still be too much.

[@BRi180000]

5/10 is a fair score. Its a game that didn't meet half the expectations, but is still a great Idea and Technology wise, its amazing.

[@pelimies1818]

I agree. This game has sold for millions in preorders based on countless innuendos and straigth lies. To top the cake, we have bugs from hell, crashing, you name it..

[@Summon256]

You mean like Spore didn't utilize that approach??! Or we don't have games like Minecraft, Diablo 1-3, Borderlands 1-2 and Pre-Sequel, that would use procedural generation mechanic?! What exact great idea and tech breakthrough you are talking about??! Lol Why the hell NMS even takes credit for something, that was innovated like ages before??! Lol

[@callanharvey2293]

You seem like the person to make an account on metacritic just to give this game a 2/10.

[@L3ON360Z]

0.5/10*

[@Cruddy129]

Really annoys me that people makes the crappy argument that "ITs good now, so your points are invalid" We need to remember that it didnt START that way. What matters more is the release day and the hype behind it The same as always - the gamers ARENT the beta testers, we SHOULDNT be treated as such. We deserve completed games through and through. Not have it unfinished to THEN fix it on purpose

[@MementoMori7777]

Then start talking to sony about it, since it was their "brilliant" idea.

[@RAZ9718]

@@MementoMori7777 while there could've been pressure from sony, it wasn't sony talking about all the features missing at launch, it was Sean Murray.

[@MementoMori7777]

​@@RAZ9718 They talked a big game because they genuinely thought they could deliver on what they were promising. They WERE in over their heads. But it doesn't help that sony set a fixed release date they had to comply with either. (And it doesn't help that the community had a hand in hyping it to high hell, putting pressure on them even more)

[@BN-xq7lm]

@@MementoMori7777 Are you paid to defend this Game in the comment section or what? Lol.

[@MementoMori7777]

@@BN-xq7lm Are you paid to run your mouth, or are you gonna make an actually good point instead of screwing around?

[@BeanisBags]

More like No Man's Buy

[@Desirable_Red]

Or One Man's Lie

[@imasiontist653]

TheLordsCrew01 more like I want to die

[@nightwalker2246]

TheLordsCrew01 Oooooooo

[@dereturd]

No Guy Buy.

[@Chimeric]

Nah, more like Every Man's Refund

[@Buzz.Lightskin]

I can almost hear Bethesda breathing a sigh of relief as they realize someone's mucked it up worse than they did lol

[@icecold28]

Why would Bethesda be ashamed?

[@ChevyChase301]

Doom was good

[@Nebujin383]

Bethesda is just the fucking publisher, they dont craft games. The work was done by others... you know, the developers who created the game(s)? I dont get why people always mix up publishers and developers... and in 99% they praise the publishers, for the work someone else has done... the developers. For example, Doom 2016 was made by ID Software, the Studio which invented the FPS genre for the first time in early-mid 90's. Actually the god fathers of the FPS genre. They are the ones who created Doom 2016, and not fucking Bethesda. Same goes for The Elderscrolls 1-5 + Online. The games are not created by Bethesda, so stop saying the fucking publishers names, because they have no effect on how the games turn out. PS: I am really sick of these newbie debats, clueless people shouldnt be having conversations on the internet.

[@Billbo_Swagginsu]

+Ronald Cooper that sounds like an opinion

[@michaelgalgon4356]

+Nebu Jin unhappy Bethesda owns ID software sooo idk how you would call that but fallout? Elder scrolls? Yeah bro hate to tell you but Bethesda actually designed those.. Sooo they aren't just a publisher.

[@FirstNameBunchOfNumbers16]

I cannot for the life of me understand why people are defending this game on the premise that people haven't seen all the cool stuff because the game is so huge and the likelihood of finding the cool stuff is so small. WHY WOULD YOU BUY A $60 VIDEO GAME FOR THE ~**CHANCE**~ OF HAVING FUN?? THAT'S GAMBLING NOT GAMING! If you're into that just play the damn lottery it's significantly cheaper and doesn't waste 30+ hours of your life.

[@DelireWeb]

Sean Murray thrives on those retards, and those retards thrive on Sean Murray so as to justify their retardness. Heck for all those financial stooges for whom money is the sole leitmotiv in life, even calling it a "cultural matter", we MUST transform into retards (which is why the medias are _creating_ more and more retarded kids, or why the public school system can become crap for left overs when held by corporate interests and doctrines having a huge say at the Congress)!

[@adeebsattar]

buying no man's lie is just as buying minecraft

[@calocagathia3335]

Minecraft has building, character creation, multiplayer, an actual ending, doesn't crash, endless mods, and no glitches for 20$. No Man's Sky has walking for 60$. Just because they're both sandbox doesn't mean they're the same.

[@773soccer]

They have to justify their wasted money

[@adeebsattar]

+Caloca gathia minecraft is cancer though 😺

[@yankeemania2345]

I'm from the future and let me tell you, this game got a whole lot better, especially with the Origins update. Mad props to Hello Games for sticking with the game and making entirely free updates.

[@extremer6422]

With literally zero microtransactions or paid dlc no less Everything was free

[@mgtowanonymous3120]

No 1 cares. U don't fuhk us. U fuhk us. An we fuhk back.

[@MementoMori7777]

@@mgtowanonymous3120 You fuck back? Weirdos.

[@spacesam4726]

@@mgtowanonymous3120 if you don’t care then shut it and delete KZbin.

[@MentokTheMindTaker]

Oh they improved their garbage game with the money they scammed out of people? Fallout 76 has gotten better too but that doesn't mean much either

[@Alex97237]

FIVE OUT OF TEN??? WHAT.THE.FUCK. That is EXTREMELY GENEROUS.......

[@RPG_Bro]

Other reviewers are giving it 6/10 and up.

[@lucaslamotte5919]

shouldve been a 2 tbh

[@ogsgaming9288]

I swear i thought he should giving it lower of a score, like a freaking 2/10 is rude, so a 4/10 is perfect

[@OdaSwifteye]

5 out of 10 means that it's mediocre. At best the crashes should have knocked it down to a 4.

[@nothuman3083]

mass effect forshadowing

[@Gameplayhq]

lmfao @19:17 my sides hurt lol " it plays this awww awwwww like its the greatest F*cking game you ever F*cking played, NO F*CK THIS" lol

[@cybercoldymcphearson7338]

Agreed. It's the sarcastic singing that always get me. XD

[@Gameplayhq]

lmfao now im back in tears lol

[@GatorRay]

IKR That's absolutely hilarious.

[@Gameplayhq]

agreeed

[@iLLixer]

you're channel looks generic as fuck

[@vagrant2863]

I'd take my chances in No man's land than play No Man's Sky

[@davidbergaragonzalez5653]

BF1? Watch out for the gas.

[@Harold749]

David Bergara - Gonzalez Um... dude, no man's land is real... bf1 is replicating it...

[@davidbergaragonzalez5653]

BlandyGuy Yeah, I was joking. Way to be a boner killer man.

[@Harold749]

David Bergara - Gonzalez Oh sorry. There are some stupid kids on here sometimes though, I was making sure you weren't / aren't going to become one of them.

[@resla2916]

Even tho No Man´s Land is really old, I like it more than No Man´s Lie.

[@iielysiumx5811]

i love how passionate joe is about this stuff, you can tell he fucking loves this shit

[@majinado9658]

Even 3/10 is too much

[@SapiaNt0mata]

i'd say 3/10 is ok. i found flying creatures, sand planets, and space battles. space battles have RNG to happen when you exit from a warp jump. it's based on luck for this thing to happen and find the flying creatures and sand planets, and as it seems Joe wasn't that lucky

[@aceclover758]

So 8-10 hours is unlucky…it shouldn't take that long Point is your missing the other BS they missed. They wouldn't need to rely on space battles only have RNG if they had factions like they promised

[@WahDahTa]

he gave it a 5/10

[@crypto3125]

He knows

[@eolsunder]

so basically they did some fake game features in order to try and sell this POS. Guess what, don't buy anything ever from this company or developer.

[@Spaced_In]

I honestly don't get why the creators of no mans sky lied soooo much

[@Juuul89]

Aaron Simond they lied to sell the game. It's a heist essentially :)

[@dantheman8103]

I get they did it to sell the game, but I swear the dude answered yes to EVERYTHING.

[@eval_is_evil]

Aaron Simond they crossed the line...I think this was one of the first cases in like 15 years that had the most misleading advertising...the only game I played that comes close to this incredible amount of bullshit advertising was Universal Combat (basically a graphically improved Battlecruiser 3000 a.d.)...Derek Smart got a lot of flak for that ,he was even outed for using a phony phd title that was bought from an unaccredited diploma mill school and he was subject of the longest flamewar in history ....thats as far as i remember of a game that crossed the line with misleading advertising .Hello Games must be punished for this .Sean Murray and all the development team must suffer the consequences ...Sean Murray as the guilty and everyone else as quiet conspirstors People must understand that exaggerating everything is technically lying.Sean lied and he knew it was a lie just look at his body language when somebody asked him a question that he had to lie about...it means he at least had a conscience.

[@cradleofgoth]

The answer is easy: money There's a possibility that they actually overestimated their possibilities, but that only applies to developers that are passionate about their work. I've given a shorter estimate time many times, but being a perfectionist I don't consider something done until it's close to perfect. I'm a back-end developer.

[@Ritermann]

Money

[@blight2638]

I really like how he uses those gaming channels video and gives full shoutout and credit 👍

[@EnlightenAlchemist]

That's the only way one should do it.

[@uliloolilu780]

@@EnlightenAlchemist most people don't though 😔

[@shapsugh1864]

@@EnlightenAlchemist but why though?

[@brookemacbeth5772]

Dutch Van Der Linde It’s easier.

[@first5435]

Bro this game needs a revisit. The amount of content added is equal to that of a full on sequel. Maybe even beyond that. I mean VR support, ground vehicles, customization, larger varied planets, retuned creature ai, more game modes, outposts/ancient buildings, a 30 he campaign, underwater elements, base building, multiplayer, ringed planets, binary systems, lore, fucking sandworms, fleet elements, etc..... the list just runs. And all for that sweet price of free.

[@rodafowa1279]

You do realize they promised nearly all of those things you listed on launch, right?

[@first5435]

Rodafowa yea, but the point is that Hello Games continued to add content. EA would have split each update as $20 DLC. Activison would have found a way to squeeze in cosmetic loot boxes.

[@junkiexl86]

@@first5435 lol it's still the same mind-numbing constant resource gathering under the guise the puddle is deeper than it is. Don't kid yourself. Is it better than launch, sure. But the fundamental issues of the core gameplay, which cannot be changed, are still there.

[@yuli1970]

@@junkiexl86 you literally comment this on every post, have you even played this game in the last few months? If you have, did you play it for 10 hours and leave it? Saying the core mechanics are the same is insanely inconsiderate - resource gathering is a part of the game, like any other MMORPG but like other MMOs you start using your money to get resources and the grind gets less and less.

[@rodafowa1279]

@@first5435 You know the gaming industry is shit when you're praising a company for literally being the lesser evil.

[@Shevchenkocss]

This is why you dont pre order games ..

[@Iujyrino]

+Cesc Correa That's smart PC master race gaming power to our wallets!!!!

[@Shlompskii]

+yabxxbox360 this dude

[@wafflerofl891]

+Cesc That's not something I'd say with pride. I've been burnt by the gaming industry too, but that just means people need to do more research not that they should lash out and outright steal video games.

[@MisanthropicMarxist]

So long as you actually do buy the good ones. The games industry won't change unless they're rewarded for doing well, not just penalized for doing badly

[@mikanyami9235]

This is why you dont per-order WESTERN games.

[@Olkard]

30:51 If you're looking for the part where he screams because of the crash, here you go.

[@vtownhood]

I love how he was just chillin like "rechaage" with a smile on his face and then it crashed lmaoo

[@MeOwOgai]

Legends say he is still screaming

[@kingcrimson1222]

Somebody plz make that a meme

[@netweed09]

28:52 Had me bursting out laughing too. This whole review was such a classic!

[@RideMyLighting]

I like how he still screaming in the background LMFAO

[@KeishenLloyd]

This is a problem that seems to be getting worse and worse. I'm sick of hearing the hype about these AAA games. At every E3, there's always one game that no one shuts up about, and it always ends up being a dissapointment. Watch_Dogs, Titanfall, Battlefront, Destiny, and now No Man's Sky. I'm so done with the hype. I'm not buying anything Day 1 anymore (Unless it's a company that I KNOW makes quality content out the box ie. Naughty Dog).

[@Madtroll1209]

+Tak Bernama Is deus ex mankind divided really a bad game, or is square Enix filled with assholes? I mean from a game perspective, it feels like human revolution 1.5,improving on everything.

[@Coldfront15]

I saw a game that was SSX on steroids and it looked like a lot of fun, and it's 60 dollars. I learned my lesson with no mans sky on preordering

[@smittywerbenjagermanjensen5152]

umm destiny was from the company that made halo. so I think it's safe to say not even the companies we know can be trusted

[@iJujubear]

I actually enjoyed and still enjoy Destiny. I just didnt fall into all the hype, which I'm lucky I didnt because I probably would have expected something much much better when it first came out.

[@StrictlyFactual]

Watch dogs wasn't bad but I agree with the rest of your list

[@connormarissenamongus9219]

31:45 he looks so happy before it crashes!!! haha! angry joe never fails to make us laugh

[@jroc00725]

Joe is a true reviewer. Doesn't sugar coat anything

[@grymmrhoninn1855]

+Brandon Yan Depends what platform, and how much $60 is to you.

[@Lrbearclaw]

5/10 is "Mediocre", not "bad", not "good. It is average.

[@Lrbearclaw]

Did you see Jim Sterling's review? He was the first "negative" review (on launch day) and gave it a 5/10 and his site was DDOSed for it He laughed it off and tweeted out a link to Google Cache (since he makes no money off traffic, it is all via Patreon).

[@jadevenator5659]

I really think he's too easy to please sometimes, and that he's overly forgiving.

[@TheOnePistol]

That's why he's so awesome. Most things he recommends I end up enjoying myself. He's one of the few I fully trust.

[@nivek8968]

No Man's Sky? More like No Guy Buy -Dunkey 2016

[@kokichiouma297]

no man lies

[@kumail2113]

no guy likes

[@peterv367]

"Heh-heh-heh-heh-HEH-HEEEEE-"

[@firebro1778]

I love you

[@tommy2002attwood]

nice meme

[@Isterbollen]

5/10 is a bit generous don't ya think?

[@KingPrintmaker]

It's a 5/10 game. The game itself is fine. Not a sixty dollar triple A game mind you. More like a 15 or 20 dollar PC alpha.

[@KingPrintmaker]

It really shoulda been a 20 dollar alpha on pc. Then they coulda spent a year or two adding everything they promised and released a finished GOTY Edition on console for 60. The large scale space battles looked so badass.

[@KingPrintmaker]

I say 20 bucks because plenty of similar games in alpha on PC launch at that price point. I've bought games in alpha for 20 that weren't worth that initially but improved massively. I've never understood why games are launched on consoles broken when they can fix that shit by launching on pc in alpha.

[@dgb921]

yea way to generious

[@yourmom-yv2xk]

Isterbollen let me explain why I think it deserves 2/10 Yes it does have some good stuff, but many other games have those! I mean cmon it's a 15 dollar game and even 15 dollar games have more content. Not to mention ALLL the lies. I mean it was a scam. They do deserve legal punishment but ONLY BECAUSE ITS A GAME they have the power to say "OH SORRY ITS A GAME" to protect them. I mean cmon. I promise to God as a person who is studying law right now, they would be fucked over if this was anything else that wasn't a game. I can't believe people are supporting this game.

[@ryno_8848]

No man’s sky has come a long way. I didn’t even play the game until a little bit before the frontier update released but it’s improved a lot since lunch and it actually helps a lot with my anxiety and stress when I play it especially on creative mode.

[@03fazfai]

So this game is going to be the number 1 worst and disappointing game of 2016.

[@SapiaNt0mata]

i wanted it to be number 1, but number 1 is Solbrain something. NMS is number 2

[@TKUltra971]

No in order for it to be on that list it has to be a game first. Idk wtf this is that Hello Games & Sean gave us but it isnt a game - its a disappointment.

[@TheLordsbeacon]

True that...No contest.

[@michaelbiland5575]

Yep.

[@TheLordsbeacon]

***** Looking back at this comment, I am modifying my original statement. Number 1 most disappointing game?--Definitely. Number one worst game?--Not a chance...I'm sure there are plenty of far worse games out this year.

[@druidofthefang]

lmao this Angry Review is legendary, got to watch it once a year to remember it all.

[@uliloolilu780]

Same

[@cameron818]

Why he's wrong about everything

[@Idonotexist883]

@@davidf2676 I'd say they learnt their lesson here, I'd be happy to support this game now with the free updates and years of supports, I mean look at ea and anthem, this is certainly a better case than that

[@MrJackrussell12]

@@davidf2676 I mean you say its fraud but a flood happened where they lost alot of their progress on the game. They were working on building it back to where it was but Sony pushed the release date on them. That's why it was a piece of shit.

[@xptaco2298]

@@cameron818 how?

[@JJW001]

Instead of 18,446,744,073,709,551,616 procedurally generated planets, I would've been happy with 100 or so really nicely designed planets.

[@JJW001]

They seemed to put together a whole bunch of really cool planets for their tech demos. Ok, maybe not 100% designed but they were cool.

[@Summon256]

100 is by no means a huge amount of work these days! Especially with much more advanced hardware we have now! It all comes down to approach! With 100 planets gane scale there is nothing wrong with reusing some of the assets on some of them, so they would be slightly similar! Ten years ago i would say, that 100 planets is way too much to handle, but not these days, that we have advanced tech with much more processing power! And tbh i don't know PS4 or XBox One processing limits, but i can guarantee you it can easily handle at least 400 hand-crafted planets! If you don't believe me wait for Mass Effect Andromeda, which will have around 400 hand-crafted planets (though i suspect some of them will re-use some assets, since its pretty much inevitable, when the number is this high! Still i would take it in a heartbeat if say for any 1 unique looking planet, there will be 10, that would look-alike! 40 unique looking planets and 360 with re-used assets is still pretty good in my book!)...

[@ShinyRayquazza]

So basically Star Citizen? robertsspaceindustries.com/starmap

[@Summon256]

Cryer24597 Game world of Skyrim uses shit loads of textures and different assets in itself, that fits in this entire map! With 100 planets you don't need that much assets and textures to fit into single planet! With biomes limited to one or three maximum per planet, you can easily make 100 hand-crafted planets, that would equal creating the entire map of Skyrim! Its not about size of the world, its about assets and textures and how you spread them between each region of the game! For example you don't need to many assets for the world with single biome, like lets say - lava world! All you need is few assets to make it look cool and lively, then you use another few assets to create the world with another single biome, like water world, composed of nothing, but water (just how many assets would that world need anyway?? I mean like its nothing, but water literally so...) I can go on and on...

[@Summon256]

Cryer24597 Its not all just about flora and fauna, its everything! The overall feel composed of several elements creates variety enough to make the planet with single biome feel unique and different from others! I have seen gameplay videos of Subnautica and i can already tell you that there weren't much assets and textures used in the entire map, that is why it feels kinda bland and tedious the more you play it! You can definitely put much emore effort than that into one planet with single biome! Other very important detail you completely miss is what you can do on that planet, like missions, activities etc! Granted you will quickly forget about running into copy-paste textures and assets on a planet with single biome if the whole planet would be filled with dynamic and engaging activities! Just make sure, that other activities on another planets with single or limited biomes will be different enough and you won't have to worry about getting bored!...Sure thing if any planet is nothing more, but just boring gathering of menerals and resources (NMS i am looking at you!...) then it doesn't matter if planet will be detailed and will have rich life, flora and fauna as well as multiple biomes! All of that won't matter there will be nothing to do...

[@guitarsenpai420]

Started playing the game this year. It's soooo much better now. Glad I didn't buy at launch.

[@Reconbox1001]

I have played it and I agree mostly to the criticism of the game. What no waypoints or ingame maps on locations on the planets you visit...??? No listings of minerals you find??? And it's a loooong list of shortcomings... 5 out of 10 is extremely generous.

[@Stokie09123]

Some would say the list runs into the quintillions....

[@sircumference9691]

+Stokie09123 😂

[@noahjackson230]

Every lie procedural

[@c0pperb0ltwire4]

I'm Glad i chose not to ride the Hype train. I was spared the crap/shit this game turned out to be. What a relief. at most, i'd give this a 4/10 -- From the point of seeing what this game has to offer: i have seen streams and Let's Plays of this game by now, and the only things that is good is sound/music as AJ says and the Artstyle. 5/10 is to much of a score. I hope "Hello Games" and the Jerk who is the head of "Hello Games" are hurting and feeling Depressed by all the hate and outcry from this. But with the personality he kept showing of, when ever he was on, just showed that he honestly don't give a flying fuck. NMS IS PMS...

[@skoomzy3088]

This game is a major disappointment

[@xXblazmodzXx]

You in bed last night was dissapointing. jk bby.

[@jamessalvatore7054]

+Gfj BF Lol, man. You gotta be shitting me. Did you even watch the video?

[@grimreaper9250]

+Blaze Modz gay as fuck

[@xXblazmodzXx]

Grim Reaper kcuf sa yag

[@grimreaper9250]

+Blaze Modz your not my demon minion quit speaking in tongues I'm trying to play outlast

[@CaptainPupu]

Are you liquidator too?

[@cheeseburgah563]

Bordas Studios no this is Patrick

[@Realgigclin]

aaaaye its my boi liquidator amru

[@Voffsing1]

Deep down, I think we're all liquidator

[@TimAyro]

Here after update 5.0, and while the game is better now. This is essentially still the game.

[@kye698]

Deadass? I see everyone glazing it now