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So, why don't they go away?

[@mr.classified6167]

this is what hell looks like in veggie tales

[@StriderOwO]

Instead of demons, they have Dorbees.

[@mindyauron9137]

+stride99 wait... demons... dorbees... demons and... ... oh my god it makes sense now!!! O.O This show is actually HELL!!!

[@StriderOwO]

Mindy Auron Or Silent Hill.

[@mindyauron9137]

stride99 or both. yeah, both works...

[@mewniprincess813]

This reminds me of 3G Home Video of Little Balls and not loud.

[@estlin2001]

The animator: (snorts cocaine) OH YEAH LETS DO THIS SHIT!

[@StriderOwO]

Manager: (snorts cocaine) What the FUCK is a Dorbee?!?

[@jaggtiger8848]

+stride99 WELCOME TO GATHERS ANIMATION STUDIOS WHERE WE MAKE ANIMATIONS I THINK.

[@draconicanomaly8597]

sniff` i got more nose candy

[@axolotlfairy2473]

OKAY LET'S GO AAAAAAAA

[@edgarmartinez7155]

hey guys i just found some acid, lets have some of this too!

[@littleblueclovers]

4:20 "I see dorbees! Why don't they go awaaaay~!" "Wait what." 4:53 "Maybe they don't really mean it." "We really mean it! Why don't they gooooooo aaawwwwaaay~!" "Well, FUCK." That moment when the critique of the show was infinitely funnier than the actual show.

[@carlbloke8797]

littleblueclovers agreed

[@bigsad9112]

littleblueclovers 420 lol

[@kieasiacrowder8625]

littleblueclovers I know he makes it so funny

[@bunnyboyking5215]

littleblueclovers EXACTLY!

[@WillieManga]

littleblueclovers In an intentional way. The cartoon is just subliminally funny on account of the incompitence of the writers. Like whith the couch 'tato keeps changing the channel. "We really need to have a discussion about this... WE DON'T NEED YOU HERE! YOU CAN GO HOME!"

[@joshmanisdabomb]

I've made better looking creatures in Spore.

[@bunnyboyking5215]

joshmanisdabomb Yeah. I'm pretty sure somebody could make better custom character models in Gmod.

[@mosshivenetwork117]

Ha

[@BrinaFlautist]

me too.

[@ludinev9726]

Well... yeah... but 3D modeling is a pain and Spore is already designed with all the stuff... but you’re right and you’re making a good point.

[@xtrashocking]

I've made better looking creatures in a Sonic the Hedgehog character creator.

[@Cheyruz]

The whole intro feels like an animators cry for help, as he's slowly descending into madness. Dorbees, I see them everywhere. Why don't they go away.

[@carlbloke8797]

Cheyruz you're absolutely right

[@maxieprimo2758]

Take the same pills as Nic Cage in TSA and they'll go away, just like the Goblins.

[@pundertalefan4391]

Yeah. XD

[@galaxionart9338]

I REALLY MEAN IT.

[@TheBatIsRad6436]

Definitely

[@MHS-us1qv]

Those things look like mutated M&M's.

[@victorhernandez8723]

Good one!

[@rainbowpickles2020]

I am laughing so hard at this comment I just can't I'm done XD

[@kawaii2263]

That is the best description I have heard

[@kawaii2263]

+David “Avidday500” Silverman what?

[@victorhernandez8723]

Dylan Kennedy The California Raisins. On the subject of the California Raisins, there were created by Will Vinton, the same guy who created the M&M's spokes candies.

[@texasspirit8138]

Well guys I think the lesson here is don't mix drugs and religion

[@neilyows8047]

Texas spirit c

[@quentincasort9640]

Base the religion on the drugs

[@ReadySteadyYeti]

Religion doesn't need drugs to be insane.

[@harrisonmissell1716]

Please tell that to the Mexican cartels

[@darthcinema1415]

So don't do what the villains did in Mandy. Good. I don't want Nicolas Cage coming after me with an axe.

[@iKillerZombie]

I think the Dorbees look like the M&M cartoon characters if they were eaten and shat out by the groovenians

[@platinumblaze3663]

iKillerZombie 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 Space.... IS THE PLACE

[@carlbloke8797]

iKillerZombie yep

[@eatatjoes6751]

@@carlbloke8797 *321 Penguins* looks better than this. I had to look away because this nearly seared my eyeballs.

[@lhaviland8602]

Thank you for reminding me of that... thing's existence.

[@SuperSonicLoganSSL2006]

Well that would explain for the fact that Dorbees's caricatures and everything else are balls with arms and legs 😂😂 😂😂😁😅

[@yungchiina]

looks like VeggieTales really went downhill after season 6

[@BridgeEntertainment2001]

Lol was thinking the same thing

[@danielattrell]

When did they get limbs?

[@the__wolf5087]

WHAT THE FUCK IS A VEGGIE TALES?

[@danielattrell]

+the__wolf 1:01

[@Vsjdjdbajsnehevsjalfkghshakakd]

+the__wolf A Christian cartoon about talking fruit. From what I remembered, the fruits would re-enact bible stories, and they give morals and life lessons at the end.

[@johnalogue9832]

"A kid might die, but they skipped school so they deserve it" I think that was the theme of an Australian PSA.

[@victorhernandez8723]

What PSA was that?

[@when7573]

Wait...what?

[@fuzzybuzzy3159]

Link?

[@johnalogue9832]

I'm not going to link to another video in a video, I think that would be rude. Just look up "Australian PSA explosives" and you'll probably find it.

[@AllyGatorAnimator]

Do you mean the one where the kids wander onto a beach full of land mines? That's not real. It's a parody PSA made by two Australian comedians as part of a very elaborate joke (they even made a fake website for the foundation they claimed the PSA was for). It gets mistaken for genuine by a lot of people because it's so well made (and even the creators don't want to fully admit it to keep the gag going).

[@baronvongott7879]

I get the Jimmy Hoffa joke. The sign says: "This way to Jimmy Hoffa" basically meaning: "This way to be lost forever" as Hoffa's body was never found. Kind of a dark joke to put in a Christian kid's cartoon. The Dorbee is distracted by the Astroball, escaping death.

[@lhaviland8602]

"Why are you staring at my right hand... ignore the knife for a second" Definitely one of his best lines in any review.

[@Showtunediva]

That is the best line!

[@williamlydon2554]

To quote a better animated series... "MY EYES"!

[@fucklchn]

my leg

[@undead923]

Zen goggles do nuthing

[@diegoantoniorosariopalomin4977]

a formerly good series , that may end worse than this

[@cryingwithrage]

f is for friends who do stuff together...

[@bluetoad3336]

I feel like the first couple of seconds made me loose 3 IQ points.

[@EthanSchmethan]

"Why won't they just go away?" *Because, we've got to have...* *M O N E Y*

[@CreepergeddonTheGamer]

lol

[@PersonaMona5264]

+Phantom PEKKA When I see Mordecai on a profile picture....it makes me sad. Do you know why? Regular Show is cancelled.

[@fuss1052]

+Honored Gamer IT is?

[@CreepergeddonTheGamer]

Honored Gamer But...TTG wasn't canceled. FU** THIS ****!

[@seanhart7185]

Lods of emone

[@meryldoll9452]

I'll be honest. On its own, the Mr. Poe and Yogul bit, while brutally flawed, is funny as hell. But it fails because it is a part of this show.

[@carlbloke8797]

Owen Longwell yep

[@anikmonette2140]

Owen Longwell I dunno... Usually I can see ways to redeem a animated show but here I just can't! Maybe it's because it's so ugly I can't bring myself to peek at it for too long...

[@piggi5xtheawesome973]

und yogul

[@beautifulblackqueen8808]

The theme song was catchy.

[@unfoundpump]

When I first saw it I legitimately thought it was some sort of shitpost. I thought someone made it to be purposefully bad. I thought it was a silly joke and that was it.

[@QueenCheetah]

What baffles me is that they managed to make the squirrels look fairly decent... yet they stuck with the mutant-peas as the main characters? Why didn't they just create a cast of basic animals, and then use the rest of the budget to give better expressions to one main character? Like, maybe a bunch of woodland critters, with a mouse or something small as the main character, teaching the moral lessons? The music's not bad, and they clearly spent a lot of time (if not money) on this... >sigh

[@lhaviland8602]

At least we got Mr. Poe und Yogul.

[@harrisonmissell1716]

I like your channel name and channel icon did you draw it yourself?

[@pundertalefan4391]

True.

[@QueenCheetah]

@@harrisonmissell1716 Thank you, and yes! King cheetahs are my favorite animal, but everyone thought I was a dude when I used the name 'King' at first.

[@MeowHype]

I like this idea, but how many shows about animals are out there already? As much as I hate to say it, the Dorbees are... Rather unique. They sorta look like M&Ms or whatever but you couldn't mistake them from being in much else. It's sort of like how Splatoon was going to be a Mario game but they created new characters because they wanted a new IP.

[@cammyboig]

im an atheist and i can confirm that veggietales is fuckin lit

[@CreepergeddonTheGamer]

LUL.

[@neves6867]

LIT AF M8

[@zeitgeistindustries1792]

Yeeeaaaaaaa boyyyyyyyy!!!

[@victorhernandez8723]

And by that I hope you mean good.

[@hyperhydreigon7680]

Ayyy! I watched that shit when I was in Catholic School.

[@JacobHillSBD]

These things look like the California Raisins when they were grapes.

[@estlin2001]

And on hardcore drugs

[@undead923]

+A piece of paper made of sand. At least the raisins had catchy music

[@maxhebert4502]

A piece of paper made of sand.

[@spongethebest2728]

Jacob Hill Wait..Rasins are GRAPES?

[@imdead5479]

+Dynaraxsis Death Yeah. They're just dried grapes.

[@crocodilerock4662]

Say what you will, but that Elvis part killed me "H-hey there son, ya got any nanners?" *pinches nipples* "NyEhhh!!"

[@nyanbonecrush]

"We open up on what appears to be a southern country farm... or not. and away we go." " Hey, buddy. My eyes are up here. Why are you look at my right hand? Ignore the knife for a while." (Everyone who made it that far paused, and glanced at their right hand.) Oh, Mr. Enter. How are you so Mr.Enter? Some of your best lines.

[@carlbloke8797]

Nyanbonecrush ikr

[@misterninetyseven2898]

"Ignore the knife for a while!" I can picture the angry face from Mr. enter's avatar in later videos, with a bloody knife in the right hand. :D

[@Pandas4thewi]

Dorbees. why won't to go Away Dorbees. Why must you torture me so Dorbees. They Killed my family!

[@jacksonflint4361]

It's snowing on mount Fuji

[@Pandas4thewi]

Will it Help me?

[@hatstick312]

oh.. k

[@petruciosxdrn5881]

+Randy Breeze They did??

[@theloregod5386]

No, but are we going to stand around until they do?

[@princesstamika]

i laughed really hard at the anchor going "but since they skipped school so i can't help but feel they deserve it".

[@sillypplproductions2]

The way he said it reminded me of one of the scallions from VeggieTales. XD

[@ramenbomberdeluxe4958]

maybe because they wanted to further rip it off

[@carlbloke8797]

Simon Belmont yep

[@arielruh7773]

well i did see a PSA where a bunch of high schoolers go to a beach and it was full of land mines and they were all blown up

[@TheVoicesOfTheBeyond]

The previous scene of "keep it quiet" immediately followed up by a news report makes it funny.

[@nobodyofimprotance7615]

I just realized "why wont they go away" is up-selling it because normally it would be "why won't they die"

[@aquamarine3253]

the girl's name is "mary jane" exactly what you need to take before watching

[@carlbloke8797]

Aquamarine lmao

[@kyragthecat177]

And where's spider dorbee

[@1sp00k11]

Does God stay in heaven because he's scared of his own creations?

[@CreepergeddonTheGamer]

LMAO

[@bookroach6742]

Probably.

[@SEGASister]

+Phantom PEKKA Nah. He just loves to watch us run around and screw everything up.

[@icypk6190]

Humanity is God's soap opera.

[@indg0205]

_...... Is that a spy kids reference?_

[@Grammarhead]

You said on DeviantArt that this was a cheaply made CG show from the 90s, so I tried to imagine the worst-looking animation possible. And even then, I had a freaking heart attack when I saw the thumbnail.

[@SoniKast]

they look like hyperactive M&M's

[@rageracerriley9590]

even candy looks more appealing than dorbees

[@SoniKast]

RageRacerRiley they're not A-dorbees-ble welp failed attempt at joke

[@mysterymeat64]

+RageRacerRiley why don't they go away?

[@mysterymeat64]

+TheGoku on meth

[@3MolesInATrenchCoat]

mr poe and yogul is genuinely... absolutely.... hilarious. just amazing. just drop the rest, that's gold.

[@christopherwallace7903]

Devin Giltner And SaberSpark addressed it too. He said it looks like a Sh!itpost from today

[@pundertalefan4391]

I could totally see that skit in Veggietales. XD

[@Wrenchy247]

This is what happens if you play Kirby while on drugs!

[@anikmonette2140]

Wrenchy247 At least I know why I have lots of migraines lately: Rapsittie Street Kids, Problems Solvers, and THIS.

[@masonasaro2118]

No, you get Kirby right back at ya abridged.

[@harrisonmissell1716]

I like your icon did you draw it yourself and needless to it’s better than anything in this Animation?

[@TheHeroOfTomorrow]

The sad thing is, Veggietales was started specifically BECAUSE the company was small and couldn't afford to animate limbs. They knew their limitations and they worked with them. We have a phrase in the South for things like Dorbees. "Oh, bless your hearts..."

[@PipeGuy64Bit]

Am I the only one who keeps expecting these monstrosities to spontaneously melt?

[@PipeGuy64Bit]

***** Oh so that's what those KZbin animators that make those intentionally bad looking CG do.

[@tostie3110]

I was expecting me to kill myself during this video. I only cringed so hard it hurt.

[@SaveTheFuture]

The "Can't Touch This" part and the part with Elvis in the haunted house broke the cringe meter.

[@GatorRay]

No not really.

[@Alberto9Herrera]

I think they should have got sued for using the "Can't Touch This/Hammertime" parts of the song.

[@whensomethingcriesagain]

God, it sounds like King of the Hill where everyone is Boomhauer

[@joeman8173]

Sam Geuvenen Boomhauer sounds a million times better than this.

[@zzz43344]

@@joeman8173 Agreed

[@pissfrog]

if you play the dorbees theme backwards during a seance it'll scare the demon away

[@harrisonmissell1716]

Your channel icon looks like Spike from MLP:FIM evolved Pokémon style into a crow and is shedding his husk and if it’s not looks cool anyways

[@techaxe5051]

>Animation made by Christian group. >Christian group named *GAY* thers.

[@KhanWolf95]

>Veggietale rip-off

[@superbucko8640]

You know that was my first thought XD

[@vonkaiser5114]

>Christian >Gay mfw Pucci

[@xXOmegaXxPlays]

>Christian band turned lgbt

[@vonkaiser5114]

Make everybody happy

[@Otterino]

This makes The Groovenians look like something better.

[@Psycosmurf43]

With a name like that, you could be a Dorbee.

[@RH_Collective]

Quite Honestly, it's freakin' Shawshank Redemption compared to this...

[@VirtueCelica94]

Of course Groovenians is better! Silly jazz numbers cannot compete with the MONEY SONG.

[@Otterino]

Don't knock the money song! Those normies almost made something resembling music despite an utter lack of artistic anything.

[@Otterino]

QueenVoltalia Maybe not to that level.

[@taylorj.5758]

I've been binge-watching his videos and at this point I think I need to go watch a Disney movie trailer or something to remember what good animation looks like again.

[@carlbloke8797]

An Interested Passerby amen

[@emilymcmahan7630]

As bad as this is, I like Delta's voice.

[@carlbloke8797]

Emily McMahan and Digs voice

[@dr.altoclef9255]

Yeah, if it were in a more competent production, that song could've actually been pretty good. Lyrics are still simple, but the vocals and music sound great.

[@williamcool3560]

You know what? I honestly think this show is so bad it's good. After his review of The Goode Family, which was depressing, this review was a blast.

[@maggieroland1217]

I lowkey like Otto's

[@harrisonmissell1716]

I like your human Moon Dancer channel icon did you make it yourself?

[@ArgusVulcan]

"NEVER DO THAT AGAIN!" Presidential Debates in a nutshell...

[@carlbloke8797]

Argus Vulcan lmao

[@kieasiacrowder8625]

Gennai Arakida XIV what did they do wrong that confused me was it because there eyes were stretching

[@pundertalefan4391]

I loved that part. XD

[@NeonPlatinumZ]

going full screen

[@NeonPlatinumZ]

I regret my decision

[@Chaosian]

At least you lived to tell the tale.

[@punchingplayerpenguin3291]

the veggie tale?

[@airless7005]

N O W Y A L L

[@scrimbo5794]

May God be with you.

[@MEXUS.]

To answer the photoshop question: Yes.

[@carlbloke8797]

Project Loco it was? Didn't know

[@WillieManga]

It wasn't as advance back then, but I do think the intro text is from photoshop.

[@mosshivenetwork117]

Wut really

[@kaitlynzuniga]

yup, the first versions of photoshop originally came out in 1988, under the name Image Pro. but even before its release adobe had applications like illustrator 88. many of the adobe suite applications like premiere and dreamweaver were in their first forms in the 90s, so in 1998 photoshop wasn't new. (which makes their graphic design job even sadder lmfao)

[@batfan1939]

Around 1998, Photoshop would've been nearing CS1. Photoshop _version_ 1 was released in 1990.

[@samcolvett6752]

Footage of a Skittles factory at Chernobyl (1986) (colorized)

[@lionheart6176]

capitalism in a communist country? oof

[@BrendanBarney]

LarryBoy and the Fib from Outer Space came out the same year as this, and it still looks better than this disgusting excuse for CGI.

[@georgeandrews1394]

Okay, that's not fair. By that point, Big Idea had released six other videos prior to the 'Fib from Outer Space'. They had some practice under their belts. However, 'Where's God When I'm S-s-scared!?' was released in 1993 (according to Wikipedia). Yeah, the animation isn't great, but it's honestly way better than 'Dorbees' (even if the second short has some really questionable backgrounds).

[@kieranstark7213]

The CGI of VeggieTales is my guilty pleasure as a retro fan.

[@treehugger0241]

IIRC, the only reason VeggieTales uses produce is because it was far easier to render and animate; you draw a green sphere and call it a pea, who's gonna argue?

[@chad_the_bug4091]

I actually love the pre-maya (like the first 12 or so episodes) era of veggietales. It had a unique charm and the humor was surprisingly great for a kids Christian show

[@bulletns-funniest-user]

You make Goanimate videos. You have no ground to stand

[@punchingplayerpenguin3291]

animated animations admirable atrocities

[@laughinwillow]

punchoutplayer penguin idk why but I laughed so hard at animated animations

[@isobelmiller7464]

One of them is stating the obvious, one is an oxymoron.

[@ExtremeWreck]

"Admirable Atrocities", sounds like a series about "So Bad It's Good" cartoons.

[@vinyldash2333]

One is a redundancy, the other is an oximoron.

[@ExtremeWreck]

@@vinyldash2333 I didn't even notice that wth.

[@matthewhoffman1924]

*smokes every drug* THIS MAKES SO MUCH SENCE KNOW

[@harrisonmissell1716]

How?

[@mememan3447]

Harrison Missell woosh

[@rainbowbrush8658]

You know what they say... School is like a prison.

[@mikeomoran9256]

Rainbow Brush HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@travisdev4098]

The more the merrier!

[@harrisonmissell1716]

You make your channel icon’s drawing your self? it’s really good man

[@Takimeko]

Nostalgia Critic was prob watching Dorbees while making his review of The Wall.

[@allisonelizabeth6596]

Yup

[@SSofIreland]

I have to say, Delta's voice actor is pretty much the only salvageable thing in this train wreck. He plays the role of "wise Southern grandpa" pretty well with the material he's given.

[@Imasuky]

No drugs are strong enough to make this watchable.

[@ZarathustraCalico]

Z-drugs would work, because you'll fall asleep and be knocked out for 6-8 hours. But then you're just out, you're not exactly enjoying it.

[@radiantjoe9160]

Not even painkillers and alcohol? You'll be dead so you don't have to watch it

[@kurthopkins6892]

LOL You haven't heard of the sh*t I have in store!

[@christianzavala9302]

+Troqlandic Broadcasting Channel I'll take 20.

[@kurthopkins6892]

Christian Zavala​ Twenty? You're having a laugh! ... How much are you paying?

[@tweedlebug123]

I am a Christian so call me biased, but Veggietales is one of the cutest cartoons ever and I'd love to see you do a review of it sometime! I appreciate that you mentioned Veggietales in this episode as it was one of my favorites growing up.

[@ohheckohno3666]

tweedlebug123 i'm not even religious and i love that show

[@MarkerMurker]

He doesn't like requests

[@misterninetyseven2898]

Veggie Tales was a big part of my childhood. It's enjoyable for both kids and grown-ups; I know that because my parents used to like watching it with me when I was a kid. For something that initially didn't have a big budget, Veggie Tales sure had a high level of quality to it in animation, writing, music, character design, voice acting, etc. That's why it has lasted so long; thank goodness the original creators are back at Big Idea and giving it a reboot.

[@lorddrayvon1426]

@@misterninetyseven2898 you don't need a lot of money to write or act well. You need it for animation and voice acting. This is the epitome of what happens with a small budget and not caring or being inept about your writing. Take away the bad writing and it might have worked since some of the best shows ever, eg Invader Zim and Veggie Tales, have had shit animation. The former was colourful and all but it wasn't very good when it came to fluid motion for the first series.

[@holly452]

dude, im 18 and I still pop in that VeggieTales tape from time to time. VeggieTales is hecking great.

[@cupidhoney436]

Religious movies can be great. example: prince of egypt. i rest my case

[@Ryeven]

Katie Lewis HECK YEAAAAA

[@lhaviland8602]

Except that was based off of an actual biblical story and not the hyperkinetic ramblings of a lunatic.

[@pundertalefan4391]

Oh totally. That was a work of art. This is just paint splattered onto a screen.

[@Blueninja825]

Well that's nightmare fuel

[@PurpleWind64]

"This is nightmare fuel for the nightmare bus to drive off the nightmare cliff." -Danny Sexbang

[@NightFoxProductions]

I was watching this at 9:30 last night and asking myself the same question "why am I watching this before going to bed?"

[@NightFoxProductions]

Caio Megre Valid, valid point.

[@platinumblaze3663]

Caio Megre Where the dead go to die

[@AureaisChannel]

These people deserves a job in Pixar.

[@kyleferrandion2448]

*Theses

[@augustwest5356]

"this people" huh?

[@kyleferrandion2448]

Fuck all this people. 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻

[@RubyRain268]

+Kyle “kkpoop” ferrandino These*

[@RubyRain268]

+RainyDay If you change that to "These" change "deserves" to "deserve"

[@bigspider3794]

Mr. Poe and Yogul is actually unironically hilarious.

[@toonzach2870]

I guess the Mr. Poe and Yogul segment is supposed to be like Silly Songs with Larry, as a sort of middle segment. Unfortunately, it's more like The Forgive-o-matic.

[@dr.altoclef9255]

They seem to miss the point, which was that the Silly Songs were short and simple, basically comic relief in between a more serious story. Rack Shack and Benny had the characters being executed for refusing to bow down to a kid-friendly interpretation of a golden calf, so you throw that in to easy the tension.

[@chad_the_bug4091]

The difference is that Forgive-o-matic was actually pretty funny

[@misterninetyseven2898]

Well, the Forgive-O-Matic wasn't too long, it got to the point, and it was even relevant to the moral of the episode (God Wants Me to Forgive Them). At the same time it was a hilarious parody of Ron Popeil infomercials. Silly Songs with Larry was a short bit of comic relief thrown in between the two main segments or as a break in a full episode story. Even though Silly Songs was off topic, it still worked because it wasn't too long and it was actually funny; serving its purpose as comedy relief. Mr. Poe and Yogul? 6 minutes of incoherent nonsense.

[@pundertalefan4391]

It could work in Veggietales as well. Like a Larryboy skit. XD

[@mysticsquidart8580]

I know what's gonna haunt my dreams tonight

[@PunishedBlake]

Nah, this is Silent Hill rules. Your nightmares are your new reality. Also, if you go driving, have your headlights on because the mist never goes away.

[@asdlom]

eeyup

[@demondollee]

Nice Sonia profile picture by the way.

[@martytardigrade8838]

Thankfully I just woke up before watching this.

[@mattardis]

Danganronpa for life!

[@CarlSlime]

Dorbees are essentially prototype Minions.

[@Chaosdude7111]

Somewhere between the LGMs from Toy Story and the Minions?

[@mkultrasoldier]

X'Elias of Rivia I wish the minions would go away

[@ExtremeWreck]

@Satan hellmann LOL true

[@VigneshRameshGalactusrex]

I'm an aspiring animator...and this is bad influence for me.

[@SSBBPOKEFAN]

Think of this as "what NOT to do". An anti-example, if you will.

[@carlbloke8797]

Vignesh Ramesh-Galactus_rex consider what NOT to do. You actually should watch more of Enter's videos in order to find out the basic dos and donts

[@marioandloveyaplushmasters3374]

I did a better job at rendering a house on Google sketch in 11 minutes on my first try and I'm just 14.

[@draconicanomaly8597]

now you know what not to do

[@KeybladeMasterAndy]

Mario And Love Ya PlushMasters I did a better job making a videogame weapon in Google Sketch than anything the Dorbies has.

[@BrunaNeptune]

Where the audio was cut off, Jack said: "Ya gotta fight! WIN! WIN! WIN! WIN!" I know this because........ (sigh) I had to watch this thing as a child and it'd be on.... every....sunday...morning on the christian T.V channel.

[@PsychorGames]

Dear God, I feel bad for you.

[@DW-jw1xt]

I’m surprised it even made it on tv

[@pundertalefan4391]

Oh god, I'm so sorry.

[@1Meepman]

I think the reason that they have crappy teachers is because all of the school's budget went into its security.

[@notoriouswhitemoth]

That fanfare at the beginning is from a composition entitled "Also Sprach Zarathustra". Zarathustra is the name of the founder of Zoroastrianism, a religion out of ancient Persia. The title comes from a book written by Friedrich Nietzsche - the source of the quote "God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him." I hope Benjamin Gaither is ashamed of this travesty. I certainly am.

[@TheNinToaster]

Hahahah! This twist made my day!

[@when7573]

Well, it's the discount rendition, so it probably means "GoD Is DeAd CuZ We DiD a BaD." 'Tis a much more classical rendition, no?

[@DLAbaoaqu]

Yeah, ignoring that "God" in that context was a metaphor for slave mentality.

[@when7573]

+DLAbaoaqu Yes, but the quote still remains.

[@DLAbaoaqu]

AWildAdventurerAppeared Antivideomaker And is misused.

[@shinysmeargle2037]

Does anyone else think that the way they move around is like when you played Super Smash Brothers on the Game Cube and you would just spastically move the yellow control stick to make the trophies move around?

[@carlbloke8797]

Shiny Smeargle yep

[@marioandloveyaplushmasters3374]

Except this looks way worse than PS1 games.

[@WillieManga]

Only they have more life to them. Dispite the dorbees are less static than those figurines, they are somehow more dead inside. The smash bros trophies were awesome.

[@IdeaBox-dk5vj]

That would be an insult to ALL of Nintendo!

[@zzz43344]

@@marioandloveyaplushmasters3374 Ikr

[@danielthelevel100]

"Dorbees, why don't they go away?" Well, about that, maybe halfway through production, the creators realized that this film was so poorly animated that it came off as creepy to even them! So what if they put that line in the theme song to symbolize their regret in making this? To me, that would make a lot of sense!

[@danielthelevel100]

Or maybe they're just reading the viewer's mind! "Why don't they go away?" Seriously, that's probably what any knowledgeable audience is thinking when they look at these spheres!

[@leonx9111]

i was going to sleep now i'll wait until after the review

[@leonx9111]

or i'll just sleep never

[@birberking6999]

Same...

[@coleminer5104]

MY EYES

[@eldritchexploited5462]

+thebronyattorney atlaw Too soon

[@animelover-yo9rr]

I'm about to have nightmares for weeks cause of this animation so... I'll just enjoy not sleeping...

[@Ultimatemouse]

this is what happens when you give people your FIRST draft instead of the final draft and you should label your files clearly

[@Ultimatemouse]

also this animation was so bad it made my pet bearded dragon angry

[@sarahanddragon6896]

+samuel the kitnix (foxbird) You have a dragon also? Cool!

[@drachenpanzer5622]

It made my pet leopard gecko cry

[@machohedgehog1725]

+The_9th_Sage My hedgehog attempted to burrow as low as possible when I watched this

[@brrgames]

3:21 I'm glad MrEnter has mentioned Beast Wars. It's definately admirable animation worthy.

[@WillieManga]

BRRGames Early Rainmaker cartoons look uncanny by today's standards, but are a blast to watch.

[@KentaroMiyamoto21]

I'm sure he would put on Admirable Animation, if it didn't have such a tight continuity.

[@gratuitouslurking8610]

Even the reboot of Reboot looks better than this crap!

[@brrgames]

+Kenneth Ayoob The continuity of Season 1 isn't too tight. Episodes like the Low Road and Call of the Wild feel kinda episodic.

[@frankmarchetta4744]

I dunno. It IS a product of its time.

[@titanboa3576]

ten seconds in and i already regret my decisions in life.

[@beachballssideaccount]

Well this episode _is_ called 'Making Decisions'

[@sodamachiine362]

Dorbees? Who would want to put bees in doors?

[@rageracerriley9590]

detective Conan

[@HoofHeartedProductions]

It's hip to door bees.

[@rageracerriley9590]

excuse me...?

[@Shelek_Bearer]

Hoofie you are the hero of my day

[@Shelek_Bearer]

Sounds more like something Billy Mays would sell on TV No wait Zorbees would make for better cartoon material

[@KiwifruitPixie]

It's stuff like this that gives Christian entertainment its bad reputation. For everything that is at least competently put together, or even produced with some kind of quality, there's at least five shows like this.

[@kyledilbert6424]

Why the hell is their catchphrase “Why don’t they go away?” ? That’s like having Pokémon’s catchphrase “who wants these?”

[@Andrew_Byass]

5:23 - Ive watched this review multiple times, but Mr Enter's commentary here never fails to make me laugh. *"And awayyyy we go!"*

[@snipperjoey1151]

"I'm gonna go work on a super secret project." **shows footage of Shark Tale in the outro**

[@Killpop-ls4vb]

That wasn't the project

[@snipperjoey1151]

Killpop3313 Who knows, Mr Enter always says the movie reviews are long and hard and important.

[@SwampCeeMcGee60]

+Snipper Joey Just like my life.

[@snipperjoey1151]

And I Keselowski Except for the important part. #rekt

[@SEGASister]

Snipper Joey I think the project was the Admirable Animation on the _Teen Titans Go!_ and _Powerpuff Girls_ reboot.

[@topicvideosguy]

Who else got fascinated by the first 12 seconds about how stupid it was?

[@averygamerdude7911]

Man, it was so bizarre...

[@honetii]

deers just somethin bout corn fritters man

[@sebastianq.7884]

That jus' makes ya feel... *FULL*

[@MrRogerogerio]

You know what I'm saying?

[@platinumblaze3663]

Plasma Raccoon That you don't wanna talk about Corn fritters or something

[@ailurii]

"Hey, buddy. My eyes. They're up here. Why are you looking at my right hand? Ignore the knife for a while."

[@Moonh0wl]

"WHY DONT THEY GO AWAY"..."WHY WONT THEY STOP THE PAIN"

[@anyanP]

This isn't Comic Sans. It's obviously isn't Comic Sans here. Font that creators used maybe look something similar to Comic Sans, but not even THAT similar to mix them up. Except part with Mr. Poe, this is Comic Sans indeed.

[@TheNinToaster]

Cashing in on the Comic Sans popularity. Shame on you, short film from hell. Shame on you!

[@khaylis8933]

This was made in the 90s, there was not much love for comic sans back then. Nothing to cash in on really, it was just a basic font you got with windows 95 and that people thought was not serious enough and argued that it was overused at the time. It would have been a lazy choice for a font, but nothing you'd want to use for its public appeal. +Nikki Babaii.

[@CaroFDoom]

Comic Sans is so much better than the crap they used.

[@youinanalternateuniverse]

+Charles Elric Just had to say this but I want your last name

[@codyssmith73]

They used Cartoonist Hand. makes sense now, considering this thing is an animated feature.

[@hecatejones4038]

Someone's actually Nightcored the Balls Wanna Be Grown Up song.

[@gracehammond8484]

Okay, time for me to go think about my life choices for a while

[@atalentlessidiot7872]

There isn't anymore hope for humanity.

[@user-qn1ng4hx1k]

Hecate Jones proof of God's existence

[@EarthlyMaidenLita]

Proof that He has abandoned us.

[@gummy6489]

...*oh.*

[@maxieprimo2758]

Religion is fine. It's great. Hell, I'm a theist. But please, just stop forcing religion and religious messages into animation if you can't do it well. Veggie Tales is amazing, and Prince of Egypt is fantastic too. Dorbee's is... Not. It's really not.

[@ootfan7882]

I'm a monotheist.

[@WillieManga]

Same goes for video games; religion can be fine in a video game as long as it's not forcing a message. I loved the Binding of Isaac mostly because it's about killing demons in a dungeon crawler. Dante's Inferno was fine; not great, but pretty enjoyable. Catechumen, Left Behind Eternal Forces and most content from the game company Wisdom Tree, which is the Bible version of Color Dreams, was crap and sometimes was too preachy. Games inspired or based off the Bible can be done right, they just need to focus on being entertaining. For example, I love Devil May Cry and the third game has a Cain and Abel type conflict in it.

[@lorddrayvon1426]

The reason Prince of Egypt works is because it works as an adventure movie and change enjoyable to even the most vehement "fuck religion" kinda person. This fails because everything aside from the music is fucking trash and even then the lyrics are atrocious.

[@Xplainn93]

I’m also atheist.

[@harrisonmissell1716]

@not a red spy Huh my apologies mr Engineer for being so presumptuous of you just because of your great charm and southern demeanor you where Catholic. ‘Shakes my head’ how silly and Jack (donkey) of me

[@kieasiacrowder8625]

This is a...PAMTRI ANIMATION

[@bgaming2297]

Kieasia Crowder Please, Pamtri has standards.

[@davidhong1934]

Yes, but those are actually good

[@terminatedaccount8452]

Pamtri is pixar compared to this

[@christopherminutolo9384]

S A N T I A G O

[@gman4736]

OH, OK

[@realitywarper936]

Jesus Christ, _Jimmy Neutron Happy Family Happy Hour_ had better animation than this!

[@mitz2866]

The pizza is aggressive.

[@dizzirablackrose]

Bond with me, Jimmy

[@The_mario_fan]

Ratboygenius has better animation than this

[@space_mamanti]

+The mario fan (also a regular guy) *potato knish flashbacks intensify

[@causticquestionables7888]

thats why teenagemutantninjaturtles is unrealistic the pizza wouldve killed them a long time ago

[@JoeyJoJoHQ]

the "Mr. Poe and Yogul" thing seems like it was meant to be a ripoff of the way Vegitales would switch from its story to the characters singing "silly songs"... except Vegitales didn't have 2 simultaneous storylines and 2 framing devices and never let it go on for 6 minutes at a time...

[@mattiecastillo2683]

The first three episodes Veggie Tales did have two stories, though they had the good sense to do them one after the other rather than running both at once and they did a job of keeping both stories on theme. Also while this use the silly bit as a random bit of crazy, Silly Songs with Larry was used as an act break. But again, Veggie Tales was/is made by people that know what they are doing.

[@feenyxblue]

+Matthew Castillo exactly. watch where's God when I'm scared. Double feature with silly song to break it up.

[@captainimagination1110]

+Matthew Castillo I'm a veggie tales fan and I grew up with it k

[@feenyxblue]

+Jack Whitty I'm sorry I meant to direct that at the original comment maker.

[@Darthlucy1]

They even did that later on with shows like Lyle the Kindly Viking, A Snoodle's Tale, Sumo of the Opera, Duke and the Great Pie War, Minnesota Cuke, and so on. Thing is, they've all been doing two stories, yet they did them one after the other. Hell, Sumo did 3 shorts.

[@jooree7696]

"I think that taking this drugs was a bad idea" "We didn't take any drugs yet" "WHAT DO YOU MEAN?! OH MY GOD" 😂

[@raptorrixx99-wv2hl]

6 years... 6 FUCKING YEARS... since i first saw this video when it came out... and these... THINGS... *They still haunt my dreams...* Why John... *WHY MUST YOU MAKE ME SUFFER WITH THESE THINGS!?!?!?*

[@dclikemtndew]

This is it. The worst fucking thing ever made. We can all go home now guys.

[@link4585]

tell that to IHE

[@abandonedchannel546]

Worse thing? nah. Is more like the most ridicoulous one.

[@SoxxOnTroxx]

You kidding? this is friggan amazing! You know those kind of shows that are so bad they're good? this is one of those. Its Absolutely pants on head retarded animation wise and I cant stop laughing

[@Killpop-ls4vb]

Nope. That title belongs to the horrid Garbage Pail Kids Movie

[@petruciosxdrn5881]

Ohh, you poor innocent soul...

[@jojothebard6687]

This animation has proved we strayed from God...

[@WeegeeSlayer123]

Yup

[@goufr3540]

I feel like watching Foodfight or a Dingo/Midus animated movie thing to clench this shit from my brain.

[@KhanWolf95]

+CWDTrixie God forbid even Elf Bowling

[@goufr3540]

Dart It might be tied with Midus Peter Pan.

[@ZeeOwlMan]

Away from Heaven's light, we birthed sin. Upon it's birth, we named it... "Dorbees".

[@jordand.773]

all the text being comic sans is this thing's one redeeming quality

[@emilygordbort7300]

Which says something about its other qualities

[@yetravellingsonc8372]

"And i just love the cheap photoshop title card... ᵂᵃᶦᵗ ʷᵃˢ ᵖʰᵒᵗᵒˢʰᵒᵖ ᵃ ᵗʰᶦⁿᵍ ᵇᵃᶜᵏ ᶦⁿ ¹⁹⁹⁸ˀ"

[@JoyStar]

I took one look at the thumbnail and thought of Don't Hug Me I'm Scared.

[@Killpop-ls4vb]

Even that looks better

[@MrPenguinPantsMPP]

*Looks at potato* OMG DHMIS LELELLELELELEL

[@professionalshitpost4443]

JoyStar DHMIS is much better though

[@JoyStar]

+Ossy ReRe I definitely agree and love DHMIS, the animation style in the thumbnail just reminded me of it to the point I thought it might be a DHMIS rip-off when I clicked on the review.

[@timthememer2785]

Otto looks like the bastard child of Buzz Lightyear and Mr Potato Head wearing a Trump hairpiece. I suspect he's gonna turn up in my nightmares.

[@nicholasmorgan7609]

He certainly will in mine

[@kabob0077]

I hope Alucard's Jackal can end that abomination... If not I'll go join Iscariot or Millennium.

[@when7573]

It looks like the result of a potato, if it was used to kill Video Brinquedo cast. This potato, I'm sure, was then used to summon some great demon.

[@kabob0077]

AWildAdventurerAppeared Antivideomaker It was probably used to summon a Greater Deamon of Slaanesh.

[@when7573]

kabob 007 I once drank the brew of Slaanesh. Still not sober.

[@SuperCartiel]

Christian rap. Christian toons. Christian wrestling. Christian video games. Prosperity preachers. *sigh* WHAT'S WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE??

[@carlbloke8797]

SuperCartiel why is that a problem

[@carlbloke8797]

SuperCartiel why is that a problem? Those complaints are stupid

[@SuperCartiel]

These are observations, not complaints. And these observations on actions done by those who are told, by Scripture, not to love the world, or anything of the world, is the problem.

[@carlbloke8797]

***** oh. I thought you said if it was a bad thing to have Christian music or video games

[@SuperCartiel]

It's not that. It's just that I really can't see Jesus doing any of this.

[@discordant_staticx]

"There's just something about corn fritters!" Yeah....they were filled with drugs...

[@the_cosmic_alexolotl2282]

MY GRANDPARENTS WOULD MAKE ME WATCH GATHERS POND

[@Killpop-ls4vb]

How bad is it?

[@the_cosmic_alexolotl2282]

I don't even remember... The animation wasn't as bad as this^ but it was still pretty bad...

[@platinumblaze3663]

Alexandra Grabowski My grandparents would make me watch gaithers pond

[@azaleawinchester]

Flashbacks

[@cole3209]

Oh my god..... This... This is the WORST animation I've EVER SEEN. And I've seen Little Panda Fighter and What's Up. Not even crappy animations on KZbin. Compared to this, those are masterpieces.

[@cole3209]

+Pingunootnoot Jr. (Overwatch trash) Agreed.

[@CreepergeddonTheGamer]

Check out Chadtronic KZbin channel and see his YT animation video he reviewed. Weirdest freaking thing I have seen in my entire freaking life.

[@cole3209]

+Phantom PEKKA I've already seen it, are you a fan of ChadTronic too?

[@sploinkmastersupreme]

+Captain Cole Crunch *cough* LOGAN HUB *cough*

[@macldinc]

i agree :P

[@trumpeterjen]

Good news: I think I've figured out the reason for the Mr. Poe and Yogel interruption! It's probably supposed to mirror "Silly Songs with Larry" from Veggie Tales, the musical skits in the middle of most episodes. Instead of songs, though, they borrowed the superhero theme from Larryboy. I would actually recommend watching the Mr. Poe and Yogel bit. It's pretty funny IMO.

[@professorkukui3374]

Yeah, that's everybody's question.. WHY DON'T THEY GO AWAY?!

[@zzz43344]

Lol

[@pundertalefan4391]

Yeesh. XD

[@namingisdifficult408]

Well, this is I genuinely don't have a word.

[@gutsmasterson2488]

How about, awful

[@PatheIan]

+D HAROLD no, it's worse than that... It's an... Atrocity?

[@dracocrusher]

The word is Terribad. This is about as Terribad as you could get. One might even say it's Horrshitfic.

[@evilthorn4416]

Fantasibad, i think that's the word you're looking for.

[@cobraglatiator]

what about 4-5 words? an animated cataclysm of shit-fuckery.

[@valuabledoodles]

Holy shit. I think I get it now. "Why don't they just go away"...The backwards morals. IT ALL MAKES SENSE!!! We as the audience are SUPPOSED to not listen to the Dorbees! That explains the strange tag line and the strange lessons! They're supposed to be bad! The creators were just trying to be clever!

[@isobelmiller7464]

6-year-old Mr. Enter: Look, Mommy, I made a drawing! Mr. Enter's mom: Oh, that's beautiful, Johnny! *Mr. Enter walks away* Mr. Enter's mom: I just saw Dorbees. Anything looks beautiful in comparison.

[@shawnfields2757]

Isobel Miller That's what id say after watching the new Powerpuff Girls, 2016 Ghostbusters, or Toddler Titans.

[@isobelmiller7464]

@@shawnfields2757 I get what you're coming from, wouldn't call those shows ugly, though. That was made in response to Mr. Enter's line talking about how he could've made something that looked better than Dorbees when he was six.

[@shawnfields2757]

Isobel Miller I know. But those shows aren't traditionally ugly. just ruining what made those things great. like removing a beloved character, making 4 stereotypes instead of ghostbusting heroes, or making superheroes who knew when to take things seriously into a bunch of toddlers who like to ruin their friends futures or babble about waffles for 11 minutes.

[@isobelmiller7464]

@@shawnfields2757 Dorbees was created as its own thing, though, so your analogy doesn't really make sense.

[@shawnfields2757]

Isobel Miller I'm not disagreeing with you man, but I'm just saying, after watching Silent Hill's take on the Veggietales, ANY 1 of those 3 things would sound better. you don't have to agree with me, it's just an opinion dude. But, I do like how your first comment went though. about how Mr Enter could make anything better than this when he was 6. I think I went off course somewhere. thanks for the help. at least you made the right decision, dude.

[@funpheonix9752]

I'd probably do a better job than this in 1998, and I was a 1 year old.

[@twinknecrosis]

FunPheonix97 I'd do a better job than this back in 1998 and i didn't even exist

[@clintonnwachukwu1505]

FunPheonix97 I was born in 1998

[@anikmonette2140]

FunPheonix97 I could do a better job in 1983, when I was only a fetus...

[@kagevista3375]

I'd do a better job in 1998, and I didn't exist until 5 years after that.

[@mhggggg]

I could probably animate better in that year, and I was -10.

[@tiberiuzamfirescu8930]

Still better than (insert something popular that you hate only because of the fandom and makes you sound like a hipster)

[@leonx9111]

undertale

[@user-bu3xt6mj4s]

Fnaf

[@christopherwilliams9418]

Steven Universe?

[@yourenotperfect.9493]

Nisekoi

[@ThatGreenGummiBear]

Pokèmon GO

[@HunhowsShadowStalker]

Shark Tale? Wasn't that the movie where they basically copy/pasted Will Smith's face (and those of other actors) onto a CGI fish in an attempt to get some of Finding Nemo's success?

[@WeegeeSlayer123]

Yes

[@MDPToaster]

Yes.

[@WeegeeSlayer123]

Thats gonna be a fun review

[@jeniferjoseph9200]

Don't forget the puns!

[@WeegeeSlayer123]

+Jenifer Joseph Those idiotic celebrity puns

[@breezy5797]

the dorbees theme song should be a meme

[@christopherwallace7903]

Breezi Stuff Mr. Poe and Yogul is one

[@MxCartney_Lou]

“Why don’t they go away!?” Mr. Enters question to watching this