Anime Foxgirl Seduces Dungeon Master | r/rpghorrorstories

[@l0stndamned]

This story is one of those old classics of the rpg horrors library. Part of me gets the impression that Annie is the sort of person who tries to treat real-life people like they're her sims.

[@blesper3415]

I always lean towards her not being an actually real person as the story came out when hating on anime watchers was the popular reddit trend at the time before it switched to the overly religious for a breif spell, but if real she's definitely out of touch with reality.

[@CooperAATE]

Doge time! Ah, the infamous "Fox Girl" story

[@WaveShock007]

If this is the story i think it is....Doge your hat is in danger! Last time a dragon's head exploded.

[@michaeljames7857]

So far I've heard this story narrated by Critcrab, Drake, Kooh's Library and now Doge. Wonder who'll be next XD

[@briansanders8122]

Sir Knox.

[@Tony2-Dirty]

I’m shocked Crispy or Crowe’s Perch haven’t read this yet.

[@ArcmageZaln]

This story is practically a classic at this time. Almost a right of passage for each d&d teller to speak of it. 😂

[@marybdrake1472]

I can't freaking believe Annie actually had a part in this mess while knowing that the DM had a bloody girlfriend. That's just dumb. Like extremely stupid. 🤦‍♀ What the hells did they think was going to happen?

[@vidmanandrew09]

They didn’t.

[@ugxsan]

Protip: If the guy was gonna cheat on his gf, he’d likely cheat on you just as quick. Bad plan. Always bad plan.

[@dragonmasterknight7]

This story is OOOLD. The entire context is that the "fox girl" couldn't separate game from reality and thought the DM was subtly hinting at a possible relationship. This ended up spiraling out of control when she tried to roll for seduction irl and hit a nat 1. Now this isn't an example of "not mixing dating with DND". On the contrary. I've listened to a good amount of stories where positive and long lasting relationships have formed through the game. But just like the term Rules as Written, there's a right way and a wrong way to find the right better half. And this chick CLEARLY decided to homebrew her own plan. The sad part being that the whole thing ended up ruining a whole other relationship because her friend thought the DM was a prick for not taking the hint. Even though the DM was ON THE SPECTRUM! All in all, this is a big example of a good opportunity ruined because of bad communication.

[@buffalot35t1cles3]

A "tail" (lol) as old as time itself

[@austinmiller2170]

I don't recall where he said he was on the spectrum, but this does sound like something that would happen to someone with autism.

[@dragonmasterknight7]

@@austinmiller2170 Listen to the full story. It's there. I've heard it several times.

[@dragonmasterknight7]

@@buffalot35t1cles3 .... =_= That... Really wasn't funny...

[@buffalot35t1cles3]

@@dragonmasterknight7 and I......really don't care :)

[@pumpkinicing]

I love when Doge covers classics like this! It's like homemade soup. Familiar, comforting, but there's something different every time.

[@ArcCaravan]

Definitely a (relatively) nice trip down memory lane. Like rewatching a movie/episode.

[@brycestrout9178]

Fun fact: This was one of the very first D&D horror stories I ever heard

[@simopen]

they all overlap

[@NinjaBoy641]

My first horror story i ever heard was one where a player tried to get OP's character to date hers and called their character a bigot for not being attracted to her

[@ArcCaravan]

@@NinjaBoy641 My first was about a woman who kept playing horny main characters who were supposed to be innocent while trying to romance disinterested party members until the group realized everyone else felt the same about disliking such behavior

[@4Moth2Mellow0]

That is the least fun fact I have ever heard. No one cares about you.

[@unluckyone1655]

Mine was the "he stares at you with doll like eyes and says nothing"

[@utsuhoreiuji9850]

Doing a disservice to us foxgirls... why would she even do that?!

[@tsifirakiehl4250]

Ooh, we’re looking at a classic today! I still don’t understand what the heck Trish and Annie were thinking. That plan was absolutely ridiculous. Waiting scantily clad in someone’s room like that can be hot if you’re already involved with that person, but if you aren’t, it’s just creepy AF-especially if the person is already in a relationship with someone else, like OP was! How did Trish and Annie expect that to go?

[@tsifirakiehl4250]

(I mean, I know what they EXPECTED, but I don’t understand why they expected it to work.)

[@vidmanandrew09]

They weren’t thinking, that’s the problem they had.

[@zephyrprime8]

What being a terminally online anime fan does to a mf.

[@tesuniekataren46]

Am I the only one here who likely would have hissed back at her before telling her to get out? Then again, I grew up beside two cats in my house...

[@shioenix]

😂😂❤

[@akmi1931]

PROBABLY a fake story. But it’s still a classic and worth hearing again.

[@distract_5871]

Was thinking the same... too fabricated to be true... but hey maybe it, or its not. Who knows.

[@ozziethedivine]

They don't make stories like this anymore. I love all the silly quips and jokes!

[@try6844]

For as ‘dumb jock’ as OP is he’s got good story-telling ability and vocabulary lmaoo

[@ArcCaravan]

I'm guessing OP learned between the time the story happened and when he wrote it.

[@gordhanx]

@@ArcCaravan Either that or he could be making the whole thing up.

[@ArcCaravan]

@@gordhanx Like all tabletop horror stories.

[@GarkKahn]

Maybe he had a debuff during the story or a buff while writing it

[@tsifirakiehl4250]

Playing sports and being socially oblivious don’t make someone a bad writer.

[@gamershadow8]

thats not just a D&D horror story..thats a full on horror story especially if that happened nowadays..that DM would'be gotten his entire life ruined

[@ByrdieFae]

This story is a classic. One can never forget this horror.

[@REfan2002]

Yes Lord Simba, we will like and comment. We love Lord Simba

[@dracone4370]

Once again, I think it could be fun to see Doge turn his cats into a party of adventurers; the biggest problem would be figuring out what class each kitty will be; maybe he could ask the community about it and put the most fitting for each kitty in their own polls.

[@marybdrake1472]

Lucky would bard I think.

[@dracone4370]

@@marybdrake1472 Yeah, that's a pretty common response to these sorts of comments, with Simba being a Monk. Personally, I think Ziggy would be a Sorcerer, but I haven't seen anyone mention that or talk about that possibility.

[@marybdrake1472]

@@dracone4370 Yeah, Ziggy does seem like he would be sorcerer. Not sure about Alice off the top of my head though. A Rogue maybe? I see Simba being a monk, or maybe a wizard.

[@vortega472]

That's a good one - Alice would have to be a Rogue, I can see Simba being a Monk or Paladin.

[@mojpiesto]

I am so sick of seeing this comment under every video, it's getting annoying

[@JacobL228]

I swear you've done this story before. It's really old. Drake did an awesome job with his rendition.

[@hipsterpanda8080]

Omg Doge! Thank u, this was one of the very first rpg horror stories i ever heard 😂 took me back lol

[@3of6mylove]

Even if OP was single, this still would have been inappropriate. Consent is important, people.

[@emilianovagnoni3397]

Doge, you are a great content creator and I am very gratefull for your work. I Hope Everybody in this community have a happy new year and a merry and happy celebrations. PD: I miss Alice

[@violinfanatickamraz1403]

Did she die? I hope not. I love doges cats!

[@emilianovagnoni3397]

I don't think so, just a long time that I don't see her in the videos. I hope the same. Happy Holidays man@@violinfanatickamraz1403

[@vortega472]

Simba! All wise and knowing. Poor DM in this story, feel bad for the guy.

[@unluckyone1655]

This story is almost as iconic as the airship story lol

[@phobiawitch835]

I remember this story, and while I didn’t remember it from The thumbnail, I INSTANTLY remembered it from the intro! I love this story! It’s horrifying, but also makes me laugh a bit every time

[@RiveroftheWither]

So you've finally encountered this story I see.

[@9liveslie-cat-lie129]

I have to know how did doge got Simba to look right into the camera.

[@MatrixRefugee]

Winter solstice gift to us: I'd been hoping Doge would cover this one as it's grown into classic if not legendary DnD horror story status. First heard it on RSlash, then heard it from CritCrab, Den of the Drake and I think BearBard, and I'd wanted to see Doge take on this one. Thanks, Doge!!

[@simopen]

Happy Holidays, Doge!

[@DunantheDefender]

Wait, is this that crazy cat girl story with her on the bed from like 2 years ago?

[@millennialboomer6780]

This story is a certified hood classic

[@TheTrueLordOmega]

the weird thing is that there's no stats for Tabaxi in 3.5, closest thing is the catfolk from RotW, but everyone else is playing Core races (and all core classes) and Pathfinder already had a kitsune race.

[@reesescup69]

Doge I am pretty sure you already covered the first story

[@CJAFTER5]

i realized at around the 12m mark that i had actually heard this story before, one of the first ones i ever heard too! such a funny one too xD

[@fylimar]

That story is so funny from the outside, but probably more than horrifying for the DM . I'm really annoyed by Annie, I always thought halfling players are the most chill crowd (proud halfling and gnome player here).

[@GrievousFrom]

Ever hear of Floop the Pig? Get ready for Bonk the Cat!

[@TheZMage]

Always one of my favorite horror stories

[@sarsapong]

Simba need some tear dust cleaning

[@generaldreagonlps6889]

It would've been really funny if Annie was the problematic fox girl.

[@MartmeisterPaladinHaven]

Oh, I remember this!

[@fuzzzywan]

I wish I was the OP of that thread, minus the already having a girlfriend part.

[@kisaknight626]

This story has been read so much.

[@ninjagregshow9423]

Ah, an oldie but a goodie

[@lexfiles721]

Heard this story first from critcrab. Then from DenoftheDrake. Now it’s your turn, Doge 💀

[@Wtfzipcode]

fuck i forgot about this one lolol

[@MrBandgeek888]

While I have heard the story before, Simba still gets a like

[@ukulelepichu4484]

ah yes, *THAT FOX GIRL STORY* i've heard from both a dragon, a crab, and now a dog... and in all of these i've wished a terrible fate for this disgusting being (not the dragon/crab/dog, the fox girl)

[@ProfQuibblefingers64]

An oldie but a goodie

[@shermaljones5561]

this hurts so much to listen to.

[@blesper3415]

I couldn't tell you how many times I've heard not just this exact story, but variants of it. Turns out attractive but nerdy athlete gets hit on by cringey weeb/athiest/zealot etc is a little bit of a popular trope.

[@crystallovingfairy1]

I swear people like this give anime fans a bad name.. I love anime but I would never act like that. Even purely in role-play unless it's in context I would not act like that

[@greeninja5991]

Didn't the doge already had cover this one?

[@ChaosCounseling]

Oh lord the fox girl story

[@elderliddle2733]

This post is a Classic.

[@vampire9545]

This one's a classic

[@philipbabb]

Didn't you already read this one?

[@destroyerinazuma96]

What a classic!

[@easiestcc6451]

Why do I always see you in every DND horror story comment section?

[@destroyerinazuma96]

@@easiestcc6451 I've been following those since early 2020 I guess. They kinda helped me in terms of emotional support back when times were rough... Also, nice pfp, I love Persona 5

[@BoredBizcit]

Dave's not here man

[@myevilplans]

And if the situation was reversed? She was the dm and he was the anime kitsume? HE'D BE IN JAIL ON ATTEMPTED RAPE AND ASSAULT! Dont deny it, he would be.

[@Drums_of_Liberation]

He's lucky fox girl didn't try to accuse him of SA since she was still in a state of undress after being kicked

[@ZachSeineVideos]

Yeah, the story really gives off some 'and then everyone stood up and clapped'-vibes.

[@ArcCaravan]

But they didn't. The game group fell apart along with a relationship breaking up. Hardly a pure happy ending.

[@tzeffsmainchannel]

These anime chicks can look so cutem even when they are angry!! 😅💕🤗 Edit: At 5:02 I've realized this isn't a videogame or anime at all, but a real life d&d game...with real ppl sitting at 1 table, rolling dice! 😥

[@tzeffsmainchannel]

You're a very honorable fox to not break your girlfriend's trust in you!

[@SpenceSession]

My favorite horror story😂

[@monikasernek1177]

What did the fox girl says when the bartender open the door? OwO

[@rynowatcher]

This is an oldie; reads like a creative writing exercize with the narrator fairly full of himself. It also implies a conspiracy to get this dude boinked by several of this guy's friends... I like den of the drake's take on this one; I am ok with reading made up horror stories so long as they try to not make me work too hard to suspend my disbeleif.

[@Keiji555]

With all the furrykin on Twitter and Reddit... Especially those that "identify" as those species on those sites... Yeah. It is entirely feasible for people to be that nutty.

[@rynowatcher]

@@Keiji555 if the person in the story is real, they are pretty nutty, but I have doubts. The author is tripping over himself to say how nerdy, witty, athletic, and popular he is and goes out of his way to say the girl he rejected is pretty several times. Generally, if I had to kick a woman out of my bed, the last thing I would note is her level of physical attractiveness as my mind would be on other things. Kicking a crazy, half naked woman out of your quad is going to cause more problems for you than her, and the author brushes past that because it did not happen and they did not think about it. It is a power fantasy where the author gets to reject a girl and be justified for it. Plus, who tries to seduce someone after being gassy from a night of chips and pop and a full game where everyone is probably covered in gamer funk? This is not a very well thought out fantasy, and it depends on several people who have no motivation to do so to conspire to get op laid and come clean about their secret plans when caught, like a scooby do villian. They lay it on thick, and at the time this was written there were a lot of stories written in the 10's where every forum tried to top each other about how crazy furies are; that was where "wolfman Craig" came from. Kind of like if you read a story from the 00's that ends with, "and then they all stood up and clapped." They are all made up.

[@Keiji555]

@@rynowatcher Hey, I'm not saying people don't fudge things about themselves, but hey, it's the internet. A lot of people do stretch the truth about themselves. Yeah, it will cause problems for him anyways. And there are crazy women out there that would do this kind of shit. I mean, a lot of people fantasize about running people over and do it, but that's crazy right? And it isn't the only story on some of these channels where they do stuff like this. Ever hear the story about the furry convention, and one of the people at the DnD table had a diaper on? People are nuts. People have weird fetishes, such as foot fetishes, which often do smell, and some people, as mentioned, like diapers. That isn't a pleasant smell. Go take a look at fetish sites. Some of them are downright weird. And there are plenty of furries that were crazy. And hell, there are a lot of them that are genuinely crazy. Have you checked out Den of the Drake and CritCrab, they cover some insane furry stories. And look at twitter and reddit bios. We have people who "identify" as various furrykin. That's not something I made up. It really still happens to this day. And I was a teen in the 00s, and never heard of that in a story. People are insane. Take a look at a number of those Karen videos, and tell me "That's not real. People don't behave that way. It's set up and nothing but actors". I've seen things, and I know this story isn't in the realm of disbelief.

[@rynowatcher]

@@Keiji555 I mean I assume most horror stories are "big fish stories" and there is some dramatic imbelishment, but it kind of ruins it for me if it seems like it is just a creative writing assignment. It is the difference from being able to enjoy a sci fi movie with faster than light travel but losing me if they say pure water is poisonous to humans or humans need 100% carbon monoxide to breath. There is a point at which it loses you because it is straining to belief. I mean, members in kink culture typically seek other people into the same kink. Them throwing it on an attempt to seduce a new partner unless they are into it. One might be big into bdsm; for example, but one is not going to bring out the studded paddle the first intimate encounter; that is a Hollywood comedy for that kind of thing to be pulled on someone without talking about it. Not saying someone cannot act irrationally, but everyone is acting weird, though for this situation to make sense. The fried and the furry having a standing plan to get op laid, the fact op had to explain that he was athletic and nerdy for a hot fury to find him irresistible, the friend confessing their conspiracy like a Scooby-Doo villan when caught, the irrational method of the seduction, the fact this had to be d&d related if all since the fury is his friend and hangs out at his quad regularly and she could just knock on his door and ask to come in, the fact op is comedically oblivious to the fury being hot for him while adding clear jokes in the story that show with and knowledge of things to come, the fact the friend cares about fury's plan to seduce op, and the girlfriend who comes into the story only when he needs a reason why he is better than the fury throwing herself at him are just a few. Den of the Drake is one of my favorites because he actually expresses doubt at some parts of these sories or entire stories in general. As I remember den of the drake's take was op is too full of himself to be takes seriously. Not yucking your yum here, but this one lost me early.

[@Keiji555]

​@@rynowatcher Water.. poisonous... what? Where did you get that example? There's a difference between that, and possible realm of human capabilities. There are many who force their kinks on others without truly permitting it, or understanding consent. (And I'm not gonna quote Barney Stinson about the hot/crazy scale.) Okay, the matter with the one friend seems sus, I admit. (And I've seen this happen, though. My Mother was a victim of this, with my ex-stepfather who played his ex against my Mom, without no one knowing, and because of that, one of my aunts believed false lies about my Mom and brother, and she went postal on us. Yes, convoluted. But my ex-stepdad was very manipulative.) You'd think there would be respect given to a friend, and approaching him directly and actually approaching the OP. I am doubting this part, although not outside the realm of human possibility. That's fair. I like the pov of Den of the Drake as well. I agree that the OP is full of himself though. Some people are egotistical, and we don't know enough about the situation with the GF, and despite some people not understanding boundaries, you are right. We need to question the stories, especially if the word "quirky" comes up. He does sound a little too perfect, yet many athletes do get into DnD nowadays. (They do want to do stuff other than go to the gym sometimes) And yeah, that experience with the ex-stepfather, him making all his exes to seem like crazy lunatics, which he did to his babymama, and my Mom to the point where she had to leave the city which she was a respected member of society, because people were starting to believe him... I wouldn't doubt if this really happened, even if embellished. But yeah, it's a story that does need to be taken with a bit of doubt. You're right. sorry about that.

[@TorsilClimber]

Morning Doge!

[@R3GARnator]

OP should stop trying to write like Joss Whedon.

[@davidgaskin5417]

Can i ask the rather silly question - how do you know any of this is real? I mean, if someone os capable of playing/running games, it could just as easily be a made up story/fantasy. Maybe i am missing the point....🤷‍♂️

[@starofjustice1]

The point's not really if it's real, but if it's entertaining. I agree this one in particular sounds awfully made-up.

[@ed2cute831]

Ah man, as crazy as the story is, what an awesome one-night stand that would have been. Great story to tell. But I love this classic tale and that the OP had the integrity to not cheat his on his GF.

[@thephantomspectator407]

Lmao! The story itself is hilarious, in a WtAF?! kinda way, but then "Beware horny Bard players wearing fox ears." Delivered in perfect deadpan like a fortune cookie slip absolutely killed me!🤣

[@kamilk5140]

Century old story

[@robertwildschwein7207]

🦊

[@rommdan2716]

Why does this sound so fake?

[@ArcCaravan]

Because it's a tabletop horror story.

[@phoenixkid5688]

Doge, again, you read this story before....

[@starofjustice1]

Did he? I thought it was just because all the other D&D horror story youtubers have already done it. Den of the Drake read this exact same one almost 3 years ago.

[@laraprisma6381]

Okay, this story is getting repetitive, seriously every D&D channel has already talked about this story. Sorry if I sounded rude, it's just that the story isn't new anymore.

[@starofjustice1]

Yeah, Den of the Drake did this exact one over 2 years ago.

[@ArcCaravan]

A side effect of D&D channels not having dibs on covering stories or rules against repeating content.

[@gr_pillar]

this story sounds so fake it's remarkable. - She's into anime, so that's red flag - I'm super charismatic and have awesome rugby-body and have parties all the time, but also play DnD and have no idea, when a girl takes a liking in me - Don't shit in my toilet, don'T care if you must, shit in your pants, but not in my toilet - I have no idea when someone in my flat goes to my bedroom instead of toilet - I have a girlfriend, but my girl-friends invite other girls to sleep with me - She left my flat, but the hallway is so huge, others can stand 100 meters away to see the whole scene.

[@gimok2k5]

And your summary sounds so wrong in so many ways, that's even more remarkable.

[@TowerArcanaCrow]

My man's can't read, F in the chat

[@ArcCaravan]

1. Anime's popular regardless of how many people make it problematic. 2. Probably being fit and social doesn't mean you should automatically identify homewreckers. 3. Turned out she lied about needing the bathroom so it does not matter. 4. Could be a place with a bathroom connected to a bedroom. 5. Not all girlfriends demand their men never hang out with other women or suspect they'll attempt seduction.

[@axlexgreasejensen9089]

Old story

[@ShadowCollie141]

Wha........wh....where can I find lass like this? 😳