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@SapphWolf
@SapphWolf Жыл бұрын
Oh for F-sake. That GM needed to grow a damn spine. I don't give a crap if she's your wife or not. Your SO trying to steal your other player's stuff is not acceptable behavior, period.
@vigo0santiago
@vigo0santiago Жыл бұрын
Thank you!! Good lord why would you let your SO ruin your relationship with others for such stupid reasons? Seems like a horrible partnership
@Sanodi21
@Sanodi21 Жыл бұрын
First story, Shrek *does* have a choice in this; divorce. Is it extreme? Yes. But what Gruntilda did is equally extreme. All of what she did ending with the cops being called on her? Over a *mini* . That she *still* stole in the end. What happens if it's something more? Not to mention she's isolating him with her behavior. Is she really worth having her in his life?
@TigerW0lf
@TigerW0lf Жыл бұрын
Shrek could have just let her stay and let her try to stop the police so they could arrest her. I mean, she stole the mini in the end, so she could be arrested for theft, and if she tries the "it's mine" defense or "I don't have it," cuff her.
@kou7191
@kou7191 Жыл бұрын
Honestly, it doesn't matter how ridiculous the item in question may be, $50 is still $50. Op might as well have called the cops on her *again* for it.
@Sanodi21
@Sanodi21 Жыл бұрын
@@TigerW0lf It would've been a temporary thing versus the more permanent divorce. Though it might've still ended the same way because it would've given Shrek time to think about it and question if it's worth it (it isn't)
@wyvern723
@wyvern723 Жыл бұрын
Yeah... no, he does not have to put up with her bad behavior. He's just enabling it
@CallMeKes
@CallMeKes Жыл бұрын
Every video when he says "Hey everyone." I say hi back. and when he says "Welcome" I say thank you. Every time. I can't help it now.
@gr_pillar
@gr_pillar Жыл бұрын
And every "hi there" is responded with: "General Kenobi!"
@bethanyhutter5433
@bethanyhutter5433 Жыл бұрын
I meow back at Lucky.
@TigerW0lf
@TigerW0lf Жыл бұрын
Shrek may be the husband's name, but his wife is the real monster. Also, she could technically be arrested for theft for swiping the mini as the cops have already confirmed that everything was the op's. Teach her the hard way to behave like a decent person
@gimok2k5
@gimok2k5 Жыл бұрын
Indeed that would have been my advice if that's still on time: Report to the cops that the case is not closed and that there is still property missing.
@mathiasJUSTsvendsen
@mathiasJUSTsvendsen Жыл бұрын
His Wife is Supposed to be Fiona dammit
@Alewolf01
@Alewolf01 Жыл бұрын
Fiona is a sweet heart. Gruntilda is more fitting. If you ever played or seen Banjo Kazooie
@shadiafifi54
@shadiafifi54 Жыл бұрын
@@Alewolf01 Pretty much what I thought. Shrek was a nice guy despite his grumpiness and cynicism, and Fiona's a sweet girl, so Gruntilda is more fitting for her.
@marybdrake1472
@marybdrake1472 Жыл бұрын
I just want to pet all Doge's cats. They seem like such sweet kitties.
@ElrohirGuitar
@ElrohirGuitar Жыл бұрын
I have DMed for almost 50 years. I have often had my significant other as a player, and on a few occasions, been a player in her games. It has never been a problem.
@zakuraRabbit
@zakuraRabbit Жыл бұрын
I'm starting to wonder if Grunthilda is one of my childhood "friends" all grown up... because she would on occasion claim my toys liked her better and steal them from me... Sure she was like 5 and I would have expected her to grow out of that behavior by the time she's an adult... My current DM also leaves some of his things at a player's house because we play there...but they've been in talks of actually writing up contracts and stuff to ensure he will get them back in case of unforeseen circumstances.
@jocelynhealy6998
@jocelynhealy6998 Жыл бұрын
Had a warlock that had a two year old and would sometimes have to bring him to DnD because his gf was a work. No one minded it and the kid was pretty well behaved. Warlock did have to update his character sheet to say he was “pact of the young one” though.
@situpeutparlemoi
@situpeutparlemoi Жыл бұрын
Man, I wish my group could've handled our Bard-like player like the DM in that story did. We had a gal and her hubby join our long term group, and she chose Artificer geared towards ranged attacks. She never paid attention, would game during session, never played the mission, and complained about having ranged spells. That she chose. She complained that if she was high she'd have trouble remembering or paying attention, so we made a table wide sobriety rule to help her. She constantly broke it by having her camera "be broken". It came down to half our table wanting to kick her, the other half thinking we should continue to give her chances, and ultimately we ended up kicking both her and hubby because they owned up to breaking the sobriety rule on camera. I wish we could've just ejected her straight up, because her husband was actually fun to play with.
@absolutfx
@absolutfx Жыл бұрын
1st story is the epitome of someone taking 1 experience and extrapolating it into forever. My fiance is a player and I Dm and I absolutely show no one favoritism.
@informitas0117
@informitas0117 Жыл бұрын
Exactly this. OP is proselytizing to kids that his ONE (not *at all* anecdotal) experience is universal law and couples CANNOT be DM/player. It's simply impossible. I've never seen any favoritism in couples playing, omce I saw them being mean though, but that's all anecdotal and I know that. Of course Gruntilde was in the wrong but OP isn't right either.
@ChaosCounseling
@ChaosCounseling Жыл бұрын
Yeah my wife and I always play in each other’s games and we never give each other special treatment
@vortega472
@vortega472 Жыл бұрын
A Lucky blessing - Yay! That is one handsome Baby House Panther. That first story was upsetting - that lady was a big jerk - poor OOP and their anxiety. Alright! We get a whole bundle of black kitties - among my favorites.
@PrideOfFantasy100
@PrideOfFantasy100 Жыл бұрын
As someone who frequently is in games with partners being on the opposite side of the DM screen, it can work easily and does a lot. It's just that... the times when it doesn't, it really doesn't. And there are ways you could balance with a dragon. Maybe it was a runt and would never get big enough to be a full dragon in terms of power. If you're willing, compromises to make everyone happy are almost always possible. That girlfriend is just toxic. In general, that's problematic behind the game and that favoritism has little to do with love and more to do with fear.
@AtelierGod
@AtelierGod Жыл бұрын
Or since she’s a ranger just change her subclass to Drake warden?
@rynowatcher
@rynowatcher Жыл бұрын
Does not matter; story was a fake for reddit karma. The police do not make decisions on the ownership of property and would not get involved in that way; that is what courts are for. These people probably do not even exist, so op can make them act however they want.
@shadiafifi54
@shadiafifi54 Жыл бұрын
@@AtelierGodMaybe she was counting on OP to buy Fizban's and then try to take it from her? 😛
@ArcCaravan
@ArcCaravan Жыл бұрын
​@@AtelierGodI'm guessing this was before Drakewarden was a thing.
@Theokal3
@Theokal3 Жыл бұрын
I am torn on the Gruntilda story. On the one hand, I'm just so relieved that a RPG Horror story that involved calling the cops *didn't* involve SA or stalkerish behaviour for once. On the other hand... wow, what a dumb entitled, bratty woman. What did she expect to happen, seriously? I am glad they called the cops on her, because that kind of behaviour should not remotely be tolerated.
@KHFMcAwesome
@KHFMcAwesome Жыл бұрын
I also agree that a player and DM being in a relationship CAN work in a game, they’ve just got to be wary of all the traps they could fall into. I’ve always said to my girlfriend that if we ever play a TTRPG together that I’m DMing that “I can’t make any exceptions for you. I’ll have to treat you as I treat all other players, it’s only fair. If this results in me having to sleep on the couch, well the couch is very comfy.” (She took it all in good fun just FYI) 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@R3GARnator
@R3GARnator Жыл бұрын
I think it's only really a problem if they have a messed up power dynamic.
@credendovides20
@credendovides20 Жыл бұрын
Yes, me and my gf have always played like this and no problem derived from it.
@KHFMcAwesome
@KHFMcAwesome Жыл бұрын
@@credendovides20 Probably because you likely have a MUCH healthier relationship than the couple in that story! Yes “Gruntilda” was the problem, but “Shrek” is enabling that kind of behaviour!
@unluckyone1655
@unluckyone1655 Жыл бұрын
If I ever get a chance to take the DM mantle, most I'd have to do is I'd probably have to hide my notes from my hubby. He is a good player, and he can be good at not metagaming, but he is also a bit too curious for his own good when it comes to ttrpgs lol
@informitas0117
@informitas0117 Жыл бұрын
OP (in the story, not you) had one bad thing happen and is proselytizing from the roof tops that it's IMPOSSIBLE to have a couple dm/player.
@ganmerlad
@ganmerlad Жыл бұрын
Shrek didn't really have a choice but to agree to the (possible grand larceny) property theft Gruntilda insisted on committing because they're married? Regular married people tell their partner to stop when they cross a major line, and then question the potential longevity of the relationship. Marriage doesn't take your individuality and morals away. I'm angry that the DM was being excused at ALL. He's just as guilty. "I'm sorry man, I don't want my wife to be mad at me. You understand, right?" No, sorry man, you're a thief too. Also, that story had nothing to do with one of them being a DM, it purely had to do with games being played in someone else's house and deciding to use the collection for play. The moral to the story is: keep your expensive collection(s) out of reach in your own home...don't trust others to take care of it for you or even take care when using it. They won't value it as highly as you do.
@zeehero7280
@zeehero7280 Жыл бұрын
"I'm calling the cops in real life!" "So is that a Wis save or a CON one?"
@Saber9933
@Saber9933 Жыл бұрын
First story; if that was my wife I wouldn't say "my hands are tied". I would pack my friend's shit up in a box and give it to them and then have a serious discussion with my wife about wtf her deal is
@TheMightyBattleSquid
@TheMightyBattleSquid Жыл бұрын
6:52 nah actually, fuck that noise. She has no sway then. Get HER out if it's such a problem.
@MWH12085
@MWH12085 Жыл бұрын
My cousin is married to the DM.....and she probably gets it worse than the rest of us. Hell, she ended up with....four?...leveks of exhaustion
@informitas0117
@informitas0117 Жыл бұрын
That's the only thing I've seen too when it comes to couples dm/play. Just being a bit mean to each other. But that's anecdotal and know that which the OP did not, he thought his one game was evidence that's the only way it can ever be. I have to say he came off as a bit of a know-it-all.
@megancole4535
@megancole4535 Жыл бұрын
I'm the forever DM of my group, and we play at my place. All my players leave their dice, minis, maps etc at my place bc they know I'm very particular about taking care of everything.
@Soraroxasxion1
@Soraroxasxion1 Жыл бұрын
I will note when I was a kid my dad dmed and my mom was a player, and it went perfectly fine
@shanegibbens
@shanegibbens Жыл бұрын
Love the lost mines of phandalen twist where your gobinoids looking to take over the town and fight an adventuring party and guards
@krystlvines
@krystlvines Жыл бұрын
You have to wonder what Bard's husband thought of her antics
@absolutelydemonic
@absolutelydemonic Жыл бұрын
Oh man, I know EXACTLY which game OP in the 3rd story is talking about.
@jamcalx
@jamcalx Жыл бұрын
Bard was definitely going through a mom/wife life crisis and trying to use the game to live out what she doesn't feel like in real life: attractive and the center of someone's world, even if she is getting sincere positive affirmation from her husband.
@informitas0117
@informitas0117 Жыл бұрын
You managed to read an entire midlife crisis over a meme character. She probably just heard about seduction bards and thought it sounded fun as she was clueless about other options.
@spaceboye9343
@spaceboye9343 Жыл бұрын
​@@informitas0117so I'm guessing you don't think for yourself usually? New players can still not play to stereotypes
@CypressPenDragon
@CypressPenDragon 2 ай бұрын
​@@informitas0117there was also mentions of her dealing with her kids, with no mention of her HUSBAND helping her. Assuming they lived in the same house, that's horrible co-parenting and the husband/dad needed to step it tf up. Why wasn't her husband helping her? Ofc there's the possibility that they weren't in the same house but you'd think that would be mentioned, right?
@brittanykyle5134
@brittanykyle5134 Жыл бұрын
My husband is the DM for our campaign and we've never had any major issues with it.
@dracone4370
@dracone4370 Жыл бұрын
It's the Halloween season; Doge should probably dress up as something for the season. I've suggested Doge dress up as an Aralez a few times in the past.
@vortega472
@vortega472 Жыл бұрын
Great idea @dracone4370. How about it Doge?
@gimok2k5
@gimok2k5 Жыл бұрын
He once did that - where do you think the hat came from?
@dracone4370
@dracone4370 Жыл бұрын
@@gimok2k5 I figured he had dressed up as a doggo mage at some point and decided to keep the hat because he liked it.
@gimok2k5
@gimok2k5 Жыл бұрын
@@dracone4370 He did that during Halloween at some point, and both him and the viewers liked it. So, now it's permanent. Looks better, too.
@Xantri804
@Xantri804 Жыл бұрын
I gotta admit that 50% of the reason I watch these videos is the "Kitty Kameos".
@fylimar
@fylimar Жыл бұрын
The first story, I totally disagree with. I play with several married couples and in three cases one of them is the DM and there is no favouritism at all.
@sailorsloth8183
@sailorsloth8183 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, the issue was Grunthilda’s abusive, controlling behavior. I have no doubt that Shrek had to show her favoritism or risk her wrath, considering she would’ve kicked him out of the house for not letting her commit theft. I hope he got out of that relationship. What an awful woman.
@unluckyone1655
@unluckyone1655 Жыл бұрын
My old ttrpg group was basically all couples except for one guy. And we all rotated GMs, so spouse would be the gm while the other was a player. It worked for us bc we managed to be mature about it all and it wasn't toxic (though one couple wound up divorcing due to out of game issues). I guess it really depends on the couple dynamic and the type of people involved in said dynamic. Shrek and Gruntilda were definitely not healthy in the slightest, and it seems that couples like that almost always generate horror stories
@Drums_of_Liberation
@Drums_of_Liberation 7 ай бұрын
​@@sailorsloth8183technically she couldn't kick him out. OP said the place was in his name so unless she co signed the lease she can't do squat but he could kick her out.
@nosotrosloslobosestamosreg4115
@nosotrosloslobosestamosreg4115 Жыл бұрын
Me: That's the guy, officers. Officers: You're under arrest on the charges of faking a critical roll.
@trevorburke8660
@trevorburke8660 Жыл бұрын
I like that he bribes new subs with his cats, because it means we get free kitties
@DunantheDefender
@DunantheDefender Жыл бұрын
It's funny because now I can imagine all of Gruntilda's lines being delivered with that Rarespeak garbled nonsense.
@Douglas-zl6yh
@Douglas-zl6yh Жыл бұрын
Reminder: Give Lucky a treat later.
@thehowlinggamer5784
@thehowlinggamer5784 Жыл бұрын
Ah, my favorite youtube doge. Hope your health is better and to combine lines from my favorite games... Mat your glory be great and your harfships few, and your rolls always a nat 20.
@raptoress6131
@raptoress6131 Жыл бұрын
I'm imagining a tiny goblin bard trying to be seductive 😂
@informitas0117
@informitas0117 Жыл бұрын
First story, OP sounds like a gatekeeping that guy tbh. Paraphrasing: "Couples is ALWAYS s problem if dm/player", and "MY class was so unique and rare that every one would instantly know it was my won glorious self writing this.", "NEVER store your items at a friend with an evil succubus icky girl friend!" Talk about know-it-all, he has one bad anecdotal event and is hellbent that is how it always must be. OP comes off very immature where everything is ALWAYS and EVERYTIME. Yes he was immensely unlucky that one players was a nutcase but that doesn't make ALL friends EVERYWHERE evil thieves. Of course Gruntilda is fully in the wrong but she isn't every dm/player couple. Been playing with plenty with zero issue, except once where he treated his gf worse than the other players.
@Drums_of_Liberation
@Drums_of_Liberation 7 ай бұрын
Gruntillda is proof that gatekeeping is a necessary evil.
@michaelpomato45
@michaelpomato45 Жыл бұрын
Shrek should have grown a spine and gave op his things back right away. Also, this should have been an eye-opener to Shrek on what type of person he married
@thereseemstobeenanerror1219
@thereseemstobeenanerror1219 7 ай бұрын
It should be, but it never is sadly.
@aleks4431
@aleks4431 Жыл бұрын
Honestly, if you are so trusting that you leave thousands of dollars worth of rare collector's items in a nobody's house, you are probably missing some life-important lessons about being scammed or robbed. Thankfully none of the items were missing or damaged, but damn how that was a dumb move.
@thunder2434
@thunder2434 Жыл бұрын
The problem with Grunhilda was that she's most likely afflicted with Narcissistic personality disorder. That her husband was the DM (in a seat of power for her to use) didn't cause it but enabled her behavour. Of course the games being at their home is yet another position of power and both enabled and enboldened her attempt at property grabbing. Likely this was about the money she could get from selling the stuff and also just the (sickeningly) exhilarating feeling of power they get from taking what someone else owns and loves. My advice is to spot NPD tendencies early in a gaming group (not just TTRPGs) and simply leave that group and not look back. Same with a workplace really. If you really, really have to stay then be prepared for the fight and make sure that the afflicted and any dependents do not get seats of power as this is the only real way to keep them behaving marginally acceptable.
@Drums_of_Liberation
@Drums_of_Liberation 7 ай бұрын
Or she's just a female dog. People can be crappy without mental disorders.
@BlackRainRising
@BlackRainRising Жыл бұрын
give Lucky an extra treat for me! (i'm out of cat treats my cats are mad at me, have to make up for it somehow!)
@songsayswhat
@songsayswhat Жыл бұрын
Shrek was equally a horrible person because he lacked the testicular fortitude to stand up to his wife. I'd never let my SO get away with such behavior and vice versa. You say, "Um, honey. We'll find you a baby black dragon, but this stuff doesn't belong to us." (You can leave out the carrot of another baby dragon if you want. Why enable her?) Couples play RPGs together all the time. Is there favoritism? Sometimes. I've been very lucky not to experience that in any significant way. (There was that one DM who held mini-sessions for just his wife and roomie so they always were a level or two above us with more magic. That was annoying. But no coddling them in-game.) ETA: I really hate that bard stereotype. Wonder if Bard's husband explained bards to her that way? Anyway, I'd call her an annoying player, not a problem one. Her behavior was icky, but I have seen way worse & it sounds like she tried to tone it down after the DM spoke to her. My problem? The husband? Were they in the same house? Why didn't he take the time (hopefully out of game) to teach her how to mute her mic and/or com eover and mute the damn thing? And why was she the only one handling the kids? At least this is what it sound like. IOW, both the partners in these stories got a pass when they're partially responsible. The idea that they didn't get involved because they didn't want to deal with problem child? That there? That's the problem!
@thereseemstobeenanerror1219
@thereseemstobeenanerror1219 7 ай бұрын
It's likely he's been emotionally beaten down to the point where he just goes along with everything he says. ( Also why do you hate the Bard stereotype, if you don't mind me asking? )
@Doodle1776
@Doodle1776 Жыл бұрын
I seriously disagree with the first story as my wife is a player in my games and she gets zero special treatment. Hell, I have even killed her PCs twice now.
@characterblub2.0
@characterblub2.0 Жыл бұрын
Sometimes our partners will actually make shit harder on us than the other players😂
@Xylarxcode
@Xylarxcode Жыл бұрын
While I do understand the warning in the first story, I would also like to point out that what Gruntilda did was extreme and that there may be situations in which it's fine to leave your stuff at another player's house, if you feel like you can trust them. We've been meeting at the same house to play DnD for years and each one of the group has left their DnD stuff at his house and never ran into an issue with it. Both he and his wife have always been respectful of our things and whenever we meet up to play, our stuff is always exactly where we left it. The one time he moved it, he sent us a text about how he was doing spring cleaning in his house and needed to move our stuff so he could clean his cupboard. I'm just saying, you should indeed be careful of where you leave your personal property, but it's not a rule set in stone. Sometimes, there are people who are perfectly trustworthy who won't mess with them. You just have to establish that level of trust first, which takes a few months/years, depending on how often you meet up and how much you interact with them. It's only extreme people like Gruntilda that cause issues like these. Always be on the lookout for red flags. If they start showing ANY signs that they're treating your stuff like it's theirs, act immediately and move everything out of there ASAP! Use your own good judgment, but don't blindly assume that no one else can be trusted with your things. There are good and decent people out there too.
@NEKOEVE
@NEKOEVE Жыл бұрын
I totally would have sent the cops a second time for that mini. Nothing wrong with playing with a boyfriend/girlfriend on the opposite side of the table, If one of them is going to act like a absolute child and get away with it, it's going to happen anyway. Should have just called her parents at that point lol.
@josefbajarias3109
@josefbajarias3109 Жыл бұрын
someone should rescue the baby black dragon from Gruntilda
@patchmoulton5438
@patchmoulton5438 Жыл бұрын
It's not real. Cops don't settle property disputes, the courts do.
@broke_af_games9661
@broke_af_games9661 Жыл бұрын
Doooooooode. The only real horror story I have involve somebody who would not mute is Mic and would have to deal with his children. They were very young, and I respect that children can be difficult, I have two children of my own. But the sounds were so bad that the lawyer in my group made a mention that he's concerned about abuse, and professions like his in mine have a duty to report where I live and if you don't, you could be find a fair few if you're ever found out. I had a phone call with them and I said " man I'm going to have to ask you to put your discord on to push to talk b..." And then I was going to say because when you're dealing with your kids it sounds really bad but we know that your kids are just tired. But he lost his f****** s*** at me. "You don't respect me, you don't respect the position I'm in..." On and on. I just f****** with the matching burn that bridge right then and there. He was a piss-poor friend to begin with, incredibly self-centered and passive aggressive. We live in the same area so I see him from time to time as our kids end up going to the same summer day care or end up in the same soccer league. I try to tell him I'm sorry it went down the way it did and described to him what he didn't give me the opportunity to say. But he won't even look at me. C'est la vie
@CrimsonNasferatu
@CrimsonNasferatu Жыл бұрын
The bard story made me realize just how degenerate my gaming group is
@thereseemstobeenanerror1219
@thereseemstobeenanerror1219 7 ай бұрын
How so?
@nothing_82
@nothing_82 Жыл бұрын
You got a pack of panthers.
@ZombieDireWolf
@ZombieDireWolf Жыл бұрын
story 1: this is the result of of parents who never say no and people enabling the behaver
@Majo_Ellen
@Majo_Ellen Жыл бұрын
.... I know the game in the thumbnail--I can't stop giggling... ahem! ... Okay okay story time..
@AtelierGod
@AtelierGod Жыл бұрын
3:26 Drake warden exists.
@ArcCaravan
@ArcCaravan Жыл бұрын
Did they exist at the time the story took place in?
@v1de0gamr23
@v1de0gamr23 Жыл бұрын
Second story: Is it as weird as I think it is that mom wanted to play up the "sexy, horny bard" trope in the same room as her 3-to-7 year old children?
@Wtfzipcode
@Wtfzipcode Жыл бұрын
i joined a friends dcc game a few months ago, and his wife is one of the players. although other PCs died prior to me joining the game, the ONLY character i have ever actually seen die is the wifes. dcc is a pretty easy game to die in, and lets just say the dice gods were pretty pissed at her that night. the only favortism hes ever showed her is making our CoC game based off of the show supernatural since she is a superfan of that shit
@happybatty5142
@happybatty5142 Жыл бұрын
one group I play with regularly has a married couple where they both DM games and the other will play if available, and it's never been an issue. It's at the couples house too. Sounds like that wife was a problem and the husband was a pushover/enabler.
@SnaxTheSnaxolotl
@SnaxTheSnaxolotl Жыл бұрын
Thanks for the buff Lucky
@Random_Chiroptera
@Random_Chiroptera 16 күн бұрын
Sounds like Bard critted too many RL seduction rolls, and a 1 on Commmon Sense.
@xherdos400
@xherdos400 Жыл бұрын
oh wow i just watched that Story at Tales to Morrow XD
@Blueoriontiger
@Blueoriontiger Жыл бұрын
6:57 = Never EVER marry someone like this. I already have seen a relative marry a selfish person, and they're basically just a puppet to whatever that person does. The person you want will swing a sword on your behalf and be wise, not be copy-paste deviantART Livejournal horror roommate; even if you have to walk 18 years in the world without a person to hug, kiss or to share something with.
@CooperAATE
@CooperAATE Жыл бұрын
Hey, more Doge!
@CallMeKes
@CallMeKes Жыл бұрын
Yay! More Doge!
@AmaryInkawult
@AmaryInkawult Жыл бұрын
By the Gods, I'm so fucking blessed. BLESSED that the furry of our friend group doesn't play the stereotypical horny bard, but plays a Patron of the Arts Bard. We don't get the horror stories everyone else suffers cuz this guy got some weird kinks.
@thereseemstobeenanerror1219
@thereseemstobeenanerror1219 7 ай бұрын
A furry character *not* being a problem player? Have you ever considered playing the lottery?
@AmaryInkawult
@AmaryInkawult 7 ай бұрын
@@thereseemstobeenanerror1219 yup
@mischake
@mischake Жыл бұрын
imagine being married to a toddler jfc (lol, I said this before hearing you say it. So glad we agree xD )
@CYBER_5KU11
@CYBER_5KU11 Жыл бұрын
Gm is a slave in his own home
@vampire9545
@vampire9545 Жыл бұрын
My DM wife, I think at least, is a little harder on me if I want something. Also that's what you get for buying that junk, minus the books
@williek08472
@williek08472 Жыл бұрын
What a lovely collection of black kitties
@nardopolo7407
@nardopolo7407 Жыл бұрын
thats theft.
@diego2112gaming
@diego2112gaming Жыл бұрын
Missing mini? I'd have called the police again. Bitch stole, sure it's $50, but still. The terms were laid out, she broke 'em. Time to pay the piper. And I run games all the time with my SO on the other side of the screen. There is no favoritism. If anything, I'm HARDER on them because they're my SO. I'm sorry OP had that experience, but we ain't all like that. Also, Shrek, if you read this? Get the hell out of dodge.
@FigliadiSephiroth
@FigliadiSephiroth Жыл бұрын
I don't understand why OP couldn't tell what he was playing in Story 1. It had nothing to do with the story.
@slacknhash
@slacknhash Жыл бұрын
Is it me or does Nipsy really like everyone?
@kawaiiaudreyneko7962
@kawaiiaudreyneko7962 Жыл бұрын
I'm in two games with couples on opposite sides just fine.
@barriehannon6857
@barriehannon6857 Жыл бұрын
you play your game with your minis of grand design. i watch your face turn red as i declare they're mine
@andrewbyrne2173
@andrewbyrne2173 Жыл бұрын
@DnDDoge I hope you’re feeling better. Is there any chance of a glory story on your Thursday upload?
@DisneyChar
@DisneyChar Жыл бұрын
In game actions were bad, but seems odd that only bard has kid problems and not artificer
@axelwulf6220
@axelwulf6220 10 ай бұрын
Didn't we already hear this story on this channel? Or was that Drake....?
@SinnerChrono
@SinnerChrono 7 ай бұрын
The only time i see a problem when the dm has a SO as a player is when ppl are under 30. Kids arent evolved yet. Also you NEVER need to obey your spouse. If you feel you cant say no in a relationship, get out of that relationship.
@deepseastonecore3017
@deepseastonecore3017 Жыл бұрын
How do someone get started playing a campaign
@yarraidalg
@yarraidalg Жыл бұрын
well, the first story clearly shows that dnd isn't always about *honour among thieves*, ba dum tss on a more serious note, i disagree about couples always needing to play the same side of the table - i'd say it's possible to have a dm-player couple is both of them are mature and sensible people that won't go apeshit about an imaginary elf not getting the imaginary sword they wanted
@Luckycharm318
@Luckycharm318 Жыл бұрын
Honestly I disagree with the significant other comment as well my DM is married to a player and my husband runs a game I play. Believe me there is no special treatment lol but us as players never ask for it either and we all agreed to treat each person as just a player.
@roka9963
@roka9963 4 ай бұрын
i hate when people portray their personal experiences as if its an undisputable fact. it just makes them look like morons
@l0stndamned
@l0stndamned Жыл бұрын
I've seen a few DMs run games well when their SO is one of the players, but it seems to be the exception rather than the rule. Also it's worth only carrying the most essential bits with you whenever you're using mins and books. Planning ahead is important.
@TiberianFiend
@TiberianFiend Жыл бұрын
I'm curious: is this 3d model rigged to be controlled by your face, or is it controlled by AI?
@tinywaterdrinker5136
@tinywaterdrinker5136 Жыл бұрын
I know this isnt the point but why wasnt artificer helping with his kids? 😐
@rynowatcher
@rynowatcher Жыл бұрын
First one: the story is made up. The police do not settle property disputes. That is what courts are for. One could try to raise criminal charges for theft of property, but dispute of property is a civil matter. The owners of the apartment can say there was an understanding that op was giving it to them; a cop cannot give summery judgement, force the transfer of property, or even search the apartment for the property without a court order. They sometimes stand by to supervise the transfer of property if there is a fear of violence or escalation; ie, a cop might be there if you clear out your stuff from your ex-partner's place because you are afraid they are going to assault you, but they do not weigh in on who should get what.
@robinmohamedally7587
@robinmohamedally7587 Жыл бұрын
^The Dunning-Kruger Effect, ladies and gentlemen.
@rynowatcher
@rynowatcher Жыл бұрын
@@robinmohamedally7587 the whole story is a humble brag about "1,000's of dollars of my mini collection." The police involvement is just to provide drama; the author probably means it as a "and they all stood up and clapped," moment. Issue is laws for property disputes are fairly well known.
@AtelierGod
@AtelierGod Жыл бұрын
With how small minis are they likely can be destroyed or gotten rid of with little to no effort so waiting for any amount of time would just lead to its mysterious disappearance.
@rynowatcher
@rynowatcher Жыл бұрын
@@AtelierGod op said they had several dragons; those are generally 18 cm for an adult with 16 mm scale. They would take up a whole china hutch if they are displaying them, I would think. They also said it they got them through blind boxes, so there are a ton of repeats as op did not have to store them.
@ProfCoyote
@ProfCoyote Жыл бұрын
Sounds like you're more jealous of this guy. It's a story on the internet who cares if it's fake or not?
@touchofcomics1841
@touchofcomics1841 Жыл бұрын
Sometimes it feels like the op is just the fun police. Like they take the game too seriously and get easily offended.
@demonslayer3329
@demonslayer3329 Жыл бұрын
E
@denmarkball7728
@denmarkball7728 Жыл бұрын
cringe avatar
@localvega688
@localvega688 Жыл бұрын
I ship the husband from the first story with the bard from the second. We need an NTR fanfic of this (With OP getting their dragon back). 🖕🧹
@JadeSpeirs
@JadeSpeirs Жыл бұрын
Can’t relate, my bf dms for my main campaign and he shows me absolutely no mercy looool. Not that I would have it any other way 😂😂😂
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