Another FUN 15 Mins of Steven Seagal Stories

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@senseiseagal1983
@senseiseagal1983 6 ай бұрын
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@McKurdi
@McKurdi 2 ай бұрын
Would have been 100x better without that sad as* background music, the clips are enough
@robertotamesis1783
@robertotamesis1783 Ай бұрын
When Jim LaBelle put that head lock on him , has Steven Seagal forgotten the laws of human constraint in the muscles? I began to doubt him.
@davidzabel5195
@davidzabel5195 2 ай бұрын
I met Steven Seagal once and he told me it was the best experience of my life.
@dfmnola
@dfmnola 2 ай бұрын
😂
@Yokarg
@Yokarg 2 ай бұрын
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa xD
@ProdByJBxndz
@ProdByJBxndz Ай бұрын
Steven Seagal knows tai Kwando , Karate, Jiu Jitsue and many other dangerous words
@TheRacerG
@TheRacerG Ай бұрын
You're lucky he let you live. That was his greatest gift to you. 😄
@GirthBrooks-b5u
@GirthBrooks-b5u 24 күн бұрын
For you it was the best day of your life. For him, it was Tuesday.
@codykodak
@codykodak 6 ай бұрын
I never get tired of hearing people roast Seagal 😂😂
@fahey5719
@fahey5719 6 ай бұрын
Hollywood is bitter because now Steven Seagal is a friend of Putin.
@aijokker
@aijokker 6 ай бұрын
But somehow they are all scared of him
@Siddich
@Siddich 6 ай бұрын
@@aijokkeryeah. because he cray cray…
@facethegreat8774
@facethegreat8774 6 ай бұрын
Me too , it's so hilarious
@thatsright1648
@thatsright1648 5 ай бұрын
Steven is very good at immersing himself in a buffet.
@ssoory6343
@ssoory6343 4 ай бұрын
Steven Seagal never disappoints when it comes to disappointing
@kaktuscar3795
@kaktuscar3795 14 күн бұрын
😂😂😂
@Mister_8tee7
@Mister_8tee7 6 ай бұрын
His running is majestic af 😂
@senseiseagal1983
@senseiseagal1983 6 ай бұрын
Perfect description
@Steve-qz3wi
@Steve-qz3wi 6 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 HIS RUNNING IS HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!
@therealjackieheezy
@therealjackieheezy Ай бұрын
he looks like a homosexual man trying to run in flip flops
@fromhellllllllllll
@fromhellllllllllll Ай бұрын
😂😂 "fast as f00kboy"
@dunngyllite7883
@dunngyllite7883 6 ай бұрын
"Don't stand in my Chi !" - I'm gonna borrow that for my day to day life.
@feraltaco4783
@feraltaco4783 6 ай бұрын
Me too. I could have all kinds of fun with that. 😂 😂 😂
@vdochev
@vdochev 6 ай бұрын
My version is don't stand in my aura. That's for example when someone is too close to you on a queue and you feel them breathing on your neck. It's disgusting, I hate it.
@peterhulse1064
@peterhulse1064 6 ай бұрын
Me too
@maexpert11
@maexpert11 6 ай бұрын
I'll have to remember it at work when my co workers I don't like or even customers maybe they'll leave me alone
@feraltaco4783
@feraltaco4783 4 ай бұрын
​​@@vdochevhaving some rando on top of you is so icky. Social distancing was awesome. My personal bubble has always been about six feet. I hate people being all up in my space. I would lose my mind someplace like NYC. That just sounds like hell for my anxiety.
@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access
@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access 6 ай бұрын
You know Steven didn’t do SHIT when Sven called him an asshole to his face 😂😂
@maxheadroom4659
@maxheadroom4659 5 ай бұрын
he knows he is an a-hole, he wears it proudly. ha
@dlxmarks
@dlxmarks 3 ай бұрын
Someday Seagal will sucker punch someone whom he assumes is weaker or doesn't have backup and it will not go well for him.
@mr.johnson3641
@mr.johnson3641 3 ай бұрын
Yeah. That's what a real martial artist does. Keep learning.
@slendernuisance
@slendernuisance 3 ай бұрын
@@mr.johnson3641what, piss his pants?
@WEEPFORBALDUR
@WEEPFORBALDUR 6 ай бұрын
Arnie's body double, Sven, was a beast of a man. He played one of Thulsa Doom's henchmen in Conan the Barbarian and was the Security guard in Total Recall. Not surprised the chair bound fat man didn't challenge him lol.
@MrCarpen7er
@MrCarpen7er 6 ай бұрын
Sven-Ole Thorsen is Arnold´s friend and was in several stuff, including several of Arnold´s movies. Peter Kent and Billy D. Lucas were his doubles.
@railtraining2556
@railtraining2556 6 ай бұрын
Sven also fought Russel Crowe in Gladiator (Tigris)
@WEEPFORBALDUR
@WEEPFORBALDUR 6 ай бұрын
​@@MrCarpen7er I can guarantee that the accent performed by Sharon Stone when imitating Arnie's double was Sven's. She pretty much nailed it 😂
@AztecUnshaven
@AztecUnshaven 6 ай бұрын
Lol I guess you guys don't know the whole story, because Seagal DID challenge Sven. He knocked Sven out cold on the set on On Deadly Ground.
@kenon6968
@kenon6968 6 ай бұрын
​@@AztecUnshavenso he sucker punched him?
@davewilson9738
@davewilson9738 6 ай бұрын
The chair acting is hilarious! I never noticed...mind you I haven't watched a film of his in 25 years!
@Torquemada70
@Torquemada70 6 ай бұрын
"You still call him daddy?" - when Segal has a point, you know you're in trouble
@Lumibear.
@Lumibear. 6 ай бұрын
It’s a class thing, if you’re working class they’re mum & dad, middle/upper is mummy & daddy, proper aristocratic or royalty is mother & father or sometimes mama & papa, I know not why.
@Torquemada70
@Torquemada70 6 ай бұрын
@@Lumibear. Can't remember the last time I heard a guy call his father' Daddy' IRL *or* in movies - it being a known thing doesn't make it still commonplace
@Lumibear.
@Lumibear. 6 ай бұрын
@@Torquemada70 this isn’t an argument I’m just explaining, that Jack is posh.
@BichaelStevens
@BichaelStevens 6 ай бұрын
At least he didn't call his dad "sir"
@mattg4836
@mattg4836 6 ай бұрын
I thought he was messing with him
@davidratcliffe60
@davidratcliffe60 24 күн бұрын
Watching Wil Sasso imitate Steven is funny as hell😂
@TracedaBassman
@TracedaBassman 6 ай бұрын
“As an accomplished martial artist of Japanese arts, I always wear a Chinese uniform.”
@ryanthec
@ryanthec 6 ай бұрын
The “old guy” with the grey mustache is Dale Dye. He’s an actual soldier and a movie consultant since Platoon, I think.
@MykeLewisMusic
@MykeLewisMusic 6 ай бұрын
He was in Band of Brothers, as well as a few other films, but I can't recall the names this second.
@TheQuirkyTourist
@TheQuirkyTourist 6 ай бұрын
Pretty sure he's in under siege 1 and 2 as well
@nigeh5326
@nigeh5326 6 ай бұрын
He was also an advisor and had a minor role in Saving Private Ryan. He’s been an advisor and or actor in lots of big movies including Mission Impossible, Starship Troopers and Knight and Day. Look up his filmography it’s amazing.
@ahhamartin
@ahhamartin 6 ай бұрын
Marine, actually. "hell of a war" (Platoon)
@Pepespizzeria1
@Pepespizzeria1 6 ай бұрын
Bit old to be a soldier
@Polygonlin
@Polygonlin 6 ай бұрын
This is why its absolutely Critical that you never take yourself TOO Seriously... because you become a Bloated Nobody who thinks he is Literally *THE ULTIMATE BADASS*
@jeremybrimmer1990
@jeremybrimmer1990 6 ай бұрын
There you go then
@phdonme1
@phdonme1 6 ай бұрын
Irl reddit edgelord
@jeremybrimmer1990
@jeremybrimmer1990 6 ай бұрын
@@phdonme1 bless you
@kommisar.
@kommisar. 6 ай бұрын
Seagal has become well known as a violent, sexist bully who, at the very least, creeps on women. Everyone who has ever met him has all told the same stories over and over. He takes himself so seriously because he is a sociopathic narcissist. Go read how he started having an affair with another woman while still married to his first wife while she was sending him money from over in Japan.
@Jack-ov4mb
@Jack-ov4mb 6 ай бұрын
It's funny how he became the MADtv parody of himself.
@randyhavard6084
@randyhavard6084 6 ай бұрын
Seagal is keeping his body in peak physical condition, just like his hero Winston Churchill
@MykeLewisMusic
@MykeLewisMusic 6 ай бұрын
"We shall fight them in the kitchens, we shall fight them at the buffet, etc...."
@jimschleich8753
@jimschleich8753 6 ай бұрын
In the immortal words of Homer Simpson: "He's drought and famine resistant!"
@bilalattique
@bilalattique 6 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@piotrd7355
@piotrd7355 6 ай бұрын
A sphere is a perfect shape.
@nigeh5326
@nigeh5326 6 ай бұрын
With his weight and attitude maybe he should be nicknamed Pol Pot bellied Seagal 😃
@gnaeuspompeymagnus
@gnaeuspompeymagnus 6 ай бұрын
Steven Seagal throwing Jack into the pond is nothing special...this is just how he says hello. He does it with the elderly, little kids, disabled etc.
@liamburns8554
@liamburns8554 6 ай бұрын
Tbf one of the best and funniest things he has done
@necrosadotor
@necrosadotor 6 ай бұрын
@@liamburns8554 it was funny af
@chriscranston7189
@chriscranston7189 6 ай бұрын
Its the stuff ancient zen masters would do. Not necessarily apropriate in the context he used it but I see his intent.
@necrosadotor
@necrosadotor 6 ай бұрын
you've watched way too movies
@stanlee-eq7lu
@stanlee-eq7lu 6 ай бұрын
For some odd reason, seeing that would have reminded me of the training of Frank Dux played by Jean Claude Van Damme getting trained for the kumate by Senzo Tanaka in the movie Bloodsport.
@davidblank420
@davidblank420 6 ай бұрын
Ima start using "You're standing in my chi". 😂
@henningeide8355
@henningeide8355 6 ай бұрын
"Filming him eating," sounds like a nature documentary. I almost heard Attenborough's voice.
@moviebuffer93
@moviebuffer93 5 ай бұрын
A wild seagull sits down to stuff his face at a buffet… He is weary… This territory is swarming with rival predators….
@Ruosteinenknight
@Ruosteinenknight 3 ай бұрын
Steve Seagal next mega hit blockbuster movie: "Mukbang Under Siege"!
@dogwu2099
@dogwu2099 6 ай бұрын
His running is real funny
@stevenherberts968
@stevenherberts968 6 ай бұрын
It's absolutely hilarious.
@jasonmarshall7547
@jasonmarshall7547 6 ай бұрын
Lol. What’s he doing with his arms and hands?? Da hell??
@CharlesCarter-f9j
@CharlesCarter-f9j 22 күн бұрын
Having whole fight scenes while sitting in a chair, is the funniest thing in cinematic history
@MGAFFY
@MGAFFY 6 ай бұрын
Lmao those limp wrist sprints in the background are fucking Gold 😂
@senseiseagal1983
@senseiseagal1983 6 ай бұрын
Glad you appreciate those little chestnuts
@stijnvandamme76
@stijnvandamme76 6 ай бұрын
That dancing with that woman in traditional dress is tooooooo funny.
@davidmoser3535
@davidmoser3535 3 ай бұрын
yeah i literally shit myself laughing when i saw it-seagal is a russian ass clown
@Tim_the_Enchanter
@Tim_the_Enchanter 6 ай бұрын
Do not stand in sensei's chi ... lest you get his chism all over you.
@kilgoretrout9725
@kilgoretrout9725 6 ай бұрын
Seagaljism
@haitaelpastor976
@haitaelpastor976 6 ай бұрын
Great, now nothing short of a frontal lobotomy can delete that image from my mind xd
@JNJG1999
@JNJG1999 6 ай бұрын
Oh boy! 🙈
@bryangrim6021
@bryangrim6021 6 ай бұрын
🤣🤣
@xeltanni8999
@xeltanni8999 6 ай бұрын
I think he did a western-themed porno called "The Chism Trail" before. I always wondered what that meant, so thank you.
@NerdLord
@NerdLord 6 ай бұрын
Dude just never got a real ass kicked so he think he invincible
@Pepespizzeria1
@Pepespizzeria1 6 ай бұрын
He chooses his targets wisely, he knows who not to mess with
@brandonhaygood5286
@brandonhaygood5286 6 ай бұрын
Didn't he get his ass kicked so bad once in the set of a film that he shit his pants?
@realife1542
@realife1542 5 ай бұрын
@@brandonhaygood5286he go choked , I don’t think anyone has ever punched him in the face
@rreason9611
@rreason9611 13 күн бұрын
Mr. Norris and Mr. Van Damme called him out openly...crickets. I don't believe he thinks he's invincible, seems like he's just a coward...😂
@animathehallowed1380
@animathehallowed1380 6 ай бұрын
Steven Seagal just threw me into a pond! 😂
@rlatham3128
@rlatham3128 6 ай бұрын
Many years ago Stevie boy was in Fort Worth and got challenged by some local Taekwondo black belts asked it he'd like to spare with them. He declined because he said he didn't want to hurt them. They weren't impressed.
@joestjames8781
@joestjames8781 3 ай бұрын
I be more afraid if seagull had crayons in his hands that's how he got his black belt changed it from orange to black was with the crayons he's special special Ed Ed the horse could kick better than seagull
@melloshreader
@melloshreader 2 ай бұрын
SS never turns down a chance to hurt someone. Obviously a was terrified of their skills!
@privateprivate1865
@privateprivate1865 6 ай бұрын
Sensei Seagal, the gift that keeps on giving
@LupeMagana-je6mt
@LupeMagana-je6mt 6 ай бұрын
Steven Seagal aka Blackdonut 😂
@markyncole
@markyncole 6 ай бұрын
When he runs,he turns (8:15) like a little fat kid who doesn't know how to run but has to get the bathroom really quickly before he shits his pants.
@JacknVictor
@JacknVictor 6 ай бұрын
Nobody likes him? I love him! ... Oh wait, I thought they were talking about Steven my pet Seagull.
@googlefuuplayad9055
@googlefuuplayad9055 6 ай бұрын
U really have a seagull?
@underworldguardian704
@underworldguardian704 6 ай бұрын
😂
@JacknVictor
@JacknVictor 6 ай бұрын
@@googlefuuplayad9055 I did, but it started bullying another local seagull, so the other seagull punched my pet Seagull in the stomach, and it shat itself in front of all the other seagulls, and died of shame.
@googlefuuplayad9055
@googlefuuplayad9055 6 ай бұрын
@@JacknVictor Okey 😬🤭😸🦢 RiP Steven
@hgt2008
@hgt2008 6 ай бұрын
I was in a bar in New York and Seagal came in looking for someone. He got really loud asking if anyone had seen the man he was looking for. He then fired a gun into the ceiling with no concern if someone was upstairs. When we all had enough and approached him he put a pool ball into a towel and started smacking people with it. A local pool player we called “Sticks” had enough and broke his pool cue in two and went at him. Seagal picked up a cue and easily disposed of Sticks. He cleared out an entire bar all by himself. I left New York the next morning and have no plans of going back.
@senseiseagal1983
@senseiseagal1983 6 ай бұрын
Unrelated question - have you seen Richie?
@Buk99
@Buk99 4 ай бұрын
Bobby Lup-o!
@CliftonW-w5z
@CliftonW-w5z 3 ай бұрын
In your wet dreams apparently. Seagal goes flopping his sweaty balls around all the time.
@mattzobian
@mattzobian 3 ай бұрын
That would make a cool movie scene.
@marksaunders8718
@marksaunders8718 3 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@markorahoske6931
@markorahoske6931 6 ай бұрын
that was fucking golden, that mustve been a headache to edit. Great Vid dude, oh hey also, i got the other shirt man, THANKS!!!
@WarDragon72345
@WarDragon72345 6 ай бұрын
Bless you for releasing more Seagal content. I collect these.
@marcussinclaire4890
@marcussinclaire4890 6 ай бұрын
I work with a guy who i swear uses the same fake spray on hair as mr. seagull. 😂 It looks kinda okay at a distance, but once you get close you can totally tell its fake hair. 😬😆
@MykeLewisMusic
@MykeLewisMusic 6 ай бұрын
Yeah, Sharpie is pretty obvious up close, lol
@piotrd7355
@piotrd7355 6 ай бұрын
Did you get to know the brand? And is it necessary to use a template?
@snooganslestat2030
@snooganslestat2030 6 ай бұрын
​@@piotrd7355A template. 😂
@davidm4525
@davidm4525 5 ай бұрын
Good from far and far from good...
@user-yp7ke4et7o
@user-yp7ke4et7o 5 ай бұрын
Can't he just get a hair transplant surgery.
@PvtGermanWagz
@PvtGermanWagz 5 ай бұрын
I’ve never heard a single person who’s worked either Seagal say something nice about him. 😂😂😂
@WolfCAlpha
@WolfCAlpha 4 ай бұрын
He’s a con. He doesn’t even know how to fight.
@No-One-of-Consequence
@No-One-of-Consequence 4 ай бұрын
Hey, hey, hey... be nice to Capt. Dye. He may be 80, but he's a Marine and he will absolutely kick all your asses one at a time and collectively.
@paulgrey8028
@paulgrey8028 5 ай бұрын
Love the way "daddy" greets Seagle; "Mr SeaGull, pleased to meet you" 🤣
@australiaplus9629
@australiaplus9629 6 ай бұрын
*Seagal can eat a whole Roasted Boar with Chopsticks.*
@SamSquids
@SamSquids 6 ай бұрын
That's a lie, he's able to eat not only everything in a Chinese all you can eat buffet, but also the entire building itself.
@trevordinsmore2194
@trevordinsmore2194 5 ай бұрын
While blindfolded!!
@Sinner987
@Sinner987 8 күн бұрын
He absorbs the roasted boar if it is within his chi
@dekuvisuals9847
@dekuvisuals9847 6 ай бұрын
This channel is nightmare fuel for Steven Seagull😂
@senseiseagal1983
@senseiseagal1983 6 ай бұрын
This channel is nothing but adoration and love for The Great One
@robhayes8295
@robhayes8295 6 ай бұрын
LOL Seagull did make a good comment - You still call him Daddy?
@metalzonemt-2
@metalzonemt-2 6 ай бұрын
Can I laugh in your face?!
@greatlakespatriot223
@greatlakespatriot223 6 ай бұрын
Yeah Seagal is feared... The most feared man in a all you can eat buffet line. 😂
@mywienersyoumusttouch6446
@mywienersyoumusttouch6446 6 ай бұрын
He gives you a lecture on lo mein noodles . 😂
@Sinner987
@Sinner987 8 күн бұрын
You know youre not getting any refills
@Shelby-bo5ym
@Shelby-bo5ym 6 ай бұрын
Michael jai white is what steven seagal thinks he is😂
@tobifischer8308
@tobifischer8308 6 ай бұрын
Exactly. Anytime you see him move and talk about martial arts you can see he really knows what's up. I really like the video of Jesse with him where he explains the difference between film and real fighting.
@MrIlleism
@MrIlleism 6 ай бұрын
MJW boring
@PROBABILITYISLIFE
@PROBABILITYISLIFE 5 ай бұрын
There is a big difference between them though.
@bethanychatman9531
@bethanychatman9531 4 ай бұрын
​@@PROBABILITYISLIFE duh, that's the point. Micheal Jai White is a better person and an actual fighter.
@lattrelbia2527
@lattrelbia2527 3 ай бұрын
​@@MrIlleismexcept in Dynomite!! Dynomite!!
@jerryholt1962
@jerryholt1962 17 күн бұрын
He was liked when he got started, but that changed rapidly !
@williamsandell3260
@williamsandell3260 3 ай бұрын
He was eating all our Craft Service in my Art Dept at Warners every morning …the studio told me not to let him eat stuff…I said “you tell him”
@contemporaryhumours
@contemporaryhumours 6 ай бұрын
Heil Seagull! Thank you, Paul, for another amazing 15 minutes. The best channel in the world.
@spankyharland9845
@spankyharland9845 6 ай бұрын
i have never watched a steven seagal movie in my life. I think I am not missing anything.
@senseiseagal1983
@senseiseagal1983 6 ай бұрын
You have not lived until you watch a Steven Seagal movie. I recommend one from the late 80s and one from the late 2010's. So you can see the evolution. Great entertainment.
@spankyharland9845
@spankyharland9845 6 ай бұрын
@@senseiseagal1983 i take that back, I do believe I watched about 1.5 minutes of a movie that he was in back in the 90's. I guess I should do a massive watch of all his movies one day and experience the seagal effect...😧
@bipolarminddroppings
@bipolarminddroppings 6 ай бұрын
You really are missing out. They're well worth your time.
@LindaStevensBZ
@LindaStevensBZ 4 ай бұрын
Check out Space Ice. Hilarious.
@edwarddore7617
@edwarddore7617 4 ай бұрын
Agreed, just watch Space Ice
@anthony91688
@anthony91688 5 күн бұрын
No one does better seagal movie reviews than Space Ice. So good
@Jamie-x1w
@Jamie-x1w 6 ай бұрын
I really love how his hair grew back😂😂
@alantaylor353
@alantaylor353 6 ай бұрын
I love watching him run.. 😉 😉 I always feel so much better about myself & my many shortcomings after seeing it.!!
@sudhakarg8552
@sudhakarg8552 5 күн бұрын
11:55 I could not stop laughing. Thanks SS for being there.
@zephyer-gp1ju
@zephyer-gp1ju 6 ай бұрын
I recall a video here on Y.T. talking about how Bruce Lee would beat up stunt men on the set of the Green Hornet. The stunt men complained to the director and producers, and they talked to Lee to no avail. So, they brought in a man that was a martial arts expert; he brought MMA to the US. They put him on the show and told Lee he was a stunt man, Lee got rough with him and the guy basically kicked Lee's ass. Lee never did beat up another stunt man and the two became good friends.
@capndallas4918
@capndallas4918 6 ай бұрын
You're thinking of tarantino
@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access
@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access 6 ай бұрын
Was this documentary made by a man named Quentin…? Because MMA didn’t exist till like the 90s bro Bruce Lee got his shit rocked by American Boxing, not MMA.
@zephyer-gp1ju
@zephyer-gp1ju 6 ай бұрын
@@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access Can't recall who made it. MMA is sort of an American title. It had been floating around Asia for some time. From what I read it was damn near war time hand to hand fighting in a cage. Only real rules were no eye gouging and you couldn't punch or twist a man's nuts.
@bre4kd0wn1
@bre4kd0wn1 4 ай бұрын
I read it somewhere that the martial arts expert in question was Gene LeBell. From what I understand, LeBell wrestled Lee and ragdolled him around. Defeated, Lee asked LeBell to teach him (Catch) Wrestling which Lee would later incorporate into Jeet Kune Do. Both men became friends soon after.
@Jim-Mc
@Jim-Mc 3 ай бұрын
That was Cliff Booth😅
@pliant75
@pliant75 6 ай бұрын
Good compilation!
@tahustvedt
@tahustvedt 6 ай бұрын
Arnie calling hin an asshole to his face made my day.
@davidm4525
@davidm4525 5 ай бұрын
Wasn't Arnie...listen again ....
@halfpint90
@halfpint90 4 ай бұрын
Dense af
@mhaj3963
@mhaj3963 15 күн бұрын
To be fair to Segal, pushing that bell end in the pond was epic.
@Ob1sdarkside
@Ob1sdarkside 6 ай бұрын
I've never found Jack Whitehall funny until Seagal threw him in a pond. Big poppa sauage fingers loves helping people in ways that make them think
@tomsnowden6201
@tomsnowden6201 6 ай бұрын
That was a gay little bit though
@mr.electronx9036
@mr.electronx9036 5 ай бұрын
what a precious walking ponytail so gracious, so fluid...🤣🤣
@culeroconnor1686
@culeroconnor1686 6 ай бұрын
This videos never get old 😂
@hartsymk1
@hartsymk1 22 күн бұрын
Someone slipped a fart and their voice gave it away whilst trying to hide their giggle straight after like a minute in lmafo
@Killbot.007
@Killbot.007 3 ай бұрын
Someone farted 1:09
@brian7454
@brian7454 Ай бұрын
That has just been confirmed valid. By me. 4 times while laughing.
@Ironheart73
@Ironheart73 6 ай бұрын
Why would anyone not like him? He is the most badass figure in human history 1. He is an Aikido Master trained by its founder 2. He is the first white man to open a chain of Dojos in Japan 3. He fought the Yakuza in Samurai sword duels 4. He sparred with Bruce Lee who later idolized him 5. He is an Elite Navy SEAL 6. He is a CIA consultant and Occasional Operative 7. He is an army ranger sniper instructor 8. He is a SWAT team leader 9. He rescued the Shah of Iran and his family, he lead the extraction team 10. He is the first civilian to disarm a nuclear device 11. He is the only legitimate tough guy in Hollywood, please dont make him laugh in your face 12. He solved the mysterious death of Brandon Lee 13. He is a blues guitar legend 14. He is a best-selling author and screenwritter 15. He is a former Italian Mafia boss 16. He is the most-sought trainers of UFC champions 17. He gave the entire Army of Russia, martial arts training. 18. He is the National hero of Russia, Serbia, at Belarus 19. He is a Buddhist Diety declared by the Dalai Lama 20. He is the pound per pound undisputed buffet eating champion
@stevenherberts968
@stevenherberts968 6 ай бұрын
And you're only scratching the surface there with 20 things on the list, he can do loads of other shit too 😂😂😂😂😂
@yellowgetbright
@yellowgetbright 5 ай бұрын
21. He DEFINITELY kicked JCVD's ass.
@OfficialExqui
@OfficialExqui 3 ай бұрын
@@stevenherberts968 Nah these 20 things are all from single movie.
@seannash4695
@seannash4695 6 ай бұрын
A-Team? No. Delta Squad? No. Seal Team 6? No. Team Viagra? 😂
@senseiseagal1983
@senseiseagal1983 6 ай бұрын
Gravy Seal. Meal Team 6. Delta Pork
@oysterman2517
@oysterman2517 6 ай бұрын
Team Blubber
@RuiLuz
@RuiLuz 26 күн бұрын
"You call him Daddy? You still call him Daddy?" - Coming from a guy who runs like a penguin on heat!
@0tispunkm3y3r
@0tispunkm3y3r 18 күн бұрын
Seagal tossing Jack into a pond off the cuff is the wildest thing ive seen.
@stormy6029
@stormy6029 6 ай бұрын
Everyone loves big papa ❤
@kentl7228
@kentl7228 6 ай бұрын
Thank you Southpark for your work on Steven Seagal
@yellowgetbright
@yellowgetbright 5 ай бұрын
Steven Seboomboom
@jniemela5870
@jniemela5870 6 ай бұрын
Awesome video my ozzy friend! Keep 'em coming :)
@Eltrio2
@Eltrio2 5 ай бұрын
_"He who cannot laugh at himself shall be mocked by everyone else."_ -Some guy from the internet
@shaunmunro1852
@shaunmunro1852 6 ай бұрын
It's when he runs with his floppy hands haha😅😅😅
@drshoe8744
@drshoe8744 6 ай бұрын
Yeah, I knew the whole Zen/Water Fountain thing was total B.S. done with two really bad actors.
@chironjo
@chironjo 6 ай бұрын
Yeah, I now realized it was totally staged and the British guy is as cheap as Zen Sei Seagull.
@mrScififan2
@mrScififan2 6 ай бұрын
I love this channel! Sensei is the anti-Chuck Norris!
@alexb6040
@alexb6040 6 ай бұрын
Jokes on everyone, Steven Seagull works for the KGB.
@hungryburger1170
@hungryburger1170 3 ай бұрын
The Kielbasa Grand Buffet.
@Isaac-muntz
@Isaac-muntz 2 ай бұрын
​@@hungryburger1170😂😂😂
@TayRich93
@TayRich93 Ай бұрын
I remember when i was younger one his movies randomly came on, those fight scenes would have me on the floor laughin hard af 😂😂😂
@jonnyandali
@jonnyandali 6 ай бұрын
Above the Law was called Nico in the UK.
@Damidas
@Damidas Ай бұрын
Ngl telling somebody that you don’t like that they are standing in your chi is boss AF lol
@kalebunderwood8345
@kalebunderwood8345 Ай бұрын
Love the c#mtown clip. That was the the first clip I heard from those guys in 2020, and I was hooked. Shout out to Nick, Stavros, and Adam.
@Child_of_the_lie
@Child_of_the_lie 22 күн бұрын
Walking fatly round the corner
@matthewotremba9230
@matthewotremba9230 6 ай бұрын
It was funny when SS stepped back and asked the slight bodied comedian if he could run ? Let's just leave it at that Haaaaaaaaacoughcough
@Qtspookyghost
@Qtspookyghost 12 күн бұрын
Back when I worked at Cabela’s he came into the store to do some shopping. But he had called preemptively to ensure he had his own check out lane and an employee from Cabela’s (I got picked 😑) to escort him/ push his shopping cart. Staff was told to not come close and no pictures because he didn’t want them. Everywhere we went he made sure ppl were moved away and even checking out he refused to put his card into the reader. He threw that shit on the counter and when I tried handing it back to him he said leave it on the counter you don’t hand me things. I tossed that shit back. Dude straight up had no manners.
@AllHailDiskordia
@AllHailDiskordia 6 ай бұрын
Don't make fun of Seagal or he will be fat at you
@alantaylor353
@alantaylor353 6 ай бұрын
"You still call him Daddy".? Yes.! "You disgust me".!!!
@cloudymindtv85
@cloudymindtv85 4 ай бұрын
Can you run ? 😂😂😂😂 that was a good one, lets stick to that 😂😂
@PaTrick-cf6ev
@PaTrick-cf6ev Ай бұрын
I mean that zen prank at the end was hilarious and genius 😂
@michaelblaine6494
@michaelblaine6494 6 ай бұрын
I miss the narration,it’s like comfort food for me🤪
@zoehawkins4077
@zoehawkins4077 6 ай бұрын
Great watch. Very entertaining. 👏👏👏
@Sombrero_707
@Sombrero_707 6 ай бұрын
Praise be Daddy Succulant Sac
@amadujalloh4700
@amadujalloh4700 2 ай бұрын
I watch this thing alot and yet it makes me laugh alot!
@Conan_the_Based
@Conan_the_Based 6 ай бұрын
It's amazing how there are people out there who unironically like modern Seagal movies.
@jonBrown-k4p
@jonBrown-k4p 6 ай бұрын
We get progressively fatter, I love it. The camera "loves" him because Seagal's got "the look" he could'a put fear even in John Wayne...
@jamalwashium5387
@jamalwashium5387 6 ай бұрын
First of all that old timer is Dale Dye he is a badass Marine Veteran
@tardiscommand1812
@tardiscommand1812 4 ай бұрын
Has everyone forgot how badass we all thought he was back then. Let the legend do his weird movies and bizarre interviews. That’s Steven Segal, the man who put his badge down on that pool table.
@johnniejackson9794
@johnniejackson9794 6 ай бұрын
Never saw the Sharon Stone one
@ggj666
@ggj666 6 ай бұрын
Above the law, it's bad
@johnniejackson9794
@johnniejackson9794 6 ай бұрын
@ggj666 I meant the interview, trust me I'm a 80s and 90s action movie oholic
@ggj666
@ggj666 6 ай бұрын
@@johnniejackson9794 I did think that after i replied :o)
@maddovah1594
@maddovah1594 4 ай бұрын
I wasn’t expecting to see The Black Keys shitting on seagal, love it.
@Jmonkeh
@Jmonkeh 6 ай бұрын
Fun fact, the "essence of Zen" bit is something he's done to several people. He claims it's a Buddhist proverb about two monks meeting and one of them throws the other, but it's not, he just made that shit up. He just likes throwing people into fountains and ponds and shit.
@PHILD0
@PHILD0 6 ай бұрын
The Jack Whitehall story is new to me! "Essence of Zen" ... "Do you still call him Daddy?"... Typical silly ol' sensei 😅
@mantovannni
@mantovannni 6 ай бұрын
I read a news article recently, our lord and saviour has written a script that can only be compared to the great Kurosawa apparently. Hopefully it never gets made.
@Mondomeyer
@Mondomeyer Ай бұрын
"He was already an old man...at 34." Hollywood ages ya fast, don't it?
@AIIen.alledgedly2
@AIIen.alledgedly2 6 ай бұрын
I feel like Steven seagull is Donald trump from a different universe
@chrischar9428
@chrischar9428 6 ай бұрын
Except trump is successful and you're eating your moms hot pocket
@DannyBoy-jy1kq
@DannyBoy-jy1kq 6 ай бұрын
The cumtown bit is one of the funniest 10 mins you’ll ever watch talking about films. Pure class. 😂
@sirrogerjalbert
@sirrogerjalbert 6 ай бұрын
A man calling his dad "daddy" is really weird ngl
@nickbeam5541
@nickbeam5541 6 ай бұрын
Definitely is. Once you hit your teen years it should be "Dad."
@MitchMeetings
@MitchMeetings 6 ай бұрын
Pretty sure that's only reason he has show though, he pitched the travel show of him and his relationship with his father and him calling him daddy is personification of that dynamic. So weird but hey got him chance meet Sensei Segal which is tough to do unless your a oligarch trying to launder some money through a B action flick.
@ChaseOakley-rw2lx
@ChaseOakley-rw2lx 6 ай бұрын
It's part of his character. He plays on a posh boy persona. The fact you bought it is brilliant.
@ChaseOakley-rw2lx
@ChaseOakley-rw2lx 6 ай бұрын
​@nickbeam5541 *once you hit 8
@sirrogerjalbert
@sirrogerjalbert 6 ай бұрын
@@ChaseOakley-rw2lx I've literally never heard of the guy. I stand by what I said regardless of whether it's an act or not
@Sublibrarian11918333
@Sublibrarian11918333 6 ай бұрын
Pro Tip: If you're gonna take hair-styling advice from 1964-era Eddie Munster . . . yeah, you'd probably BETTER BE a 33rd Degree Black Belt. So help me, the Steven Seagal of our time looks like Eddie Munster fell on hard times. Or, at the very least, that little Eddie Munster is his idol, and he's trying to cosplay as him.
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