Anthony's response to Stuttering John'

[@ericredlefsen5554]

Best line: "Cease and d-d-d......knock it off!!"

[@williampoole1742]

"Sharon St... Sharon St... SHARON ROCK!"

[@Landrew1208]

30:29 2nd place best line

[@kixbagsandblocks]

Anthony is one of the few broadcasters that can sit in front of a mic with no script and be consistently funny for an hour straight

[@goodie2shoes]

I was gonna write a whole thing on why I like your comment and bring up all kinds of examples but fuck that. We simply wholeheartedly agree on this matter. Nuf said.

[@jacksoncothren5831]

Exactly. Opie discovering Anthony was the luckiest day of his life.

[@DVG619]

True. Shame he’s a racist piece of shit.

[@Fucklifedeadshit]

used to be

[@geneanthony3421]

Ant is a reactionary guy, he needs material to play off of and without it he struggles (which is why he needs a co host most of the time) and he knows that's his weakness (same with Jim Norton as well) which is where Opie shined. Opie got them from A to B and then Ant and Jimmy could play off of B.

[@Ultradrew-TheMetalDrummer]

If it wasn't for Anthony and WATP, everyone would have already long forgotten the name Stuttering John

[@brandonnejame2352]

This is the truest statement that has ever been made by anyone anywhere ever! And the dabbling douche will never understand! 🤣

[@RawThotsPod]

for real, he should be on his knees thanking WATP and Ant with his mouth..

[@XtremeDirtRacing]

@@RawThotsPod i would have never known him

[@dr.bobsanklemonitor455]

But it’s so funny.

[@ethanmurray2203]

Yeah, but it sure is entertaining!

[@ryansvg4367]

We have been long overdue for this absolutely savage decimation of Stuttering John!

[@m.a.2959]

still waiting... this was lame as fuck. Two morons calling each other out.

[@PAYNEKILLER..]

This will go down in history as the dissection of Stuttering John. Hit the like button folks 😆

[@sirloin7633]

Chill Bobo

[@darknotered7425]

Agree 1000%! 😆 🤣 😂

[@darknotered7425]

@@sirloin7633 We found Stuttering John's KZbin burner acct! 😆 🤣 😂

[@sirloin7633]

@@darknotered7425 Who ME!!???!! {beet}

[@darknotered7425]

@@sirloin7633 😆

[@k19sparks]

Meanwhile we find out the mini iPad John sent the “beloved chatta” was so old it couldn’t be updated. John traded for it from a fellow day drinker at a bar for 3 drinks. 😂

[@notd9693]

You gotta love a guy unironically saying his conscience won't allow him to steal, and then going on to brag about suing people in frivolous lawsuits.

[@ChimpFromSpace]

He claims his "ocd" makes it impossible for him to steal, lie, and practice general hygiene.

[@joes1429]

shutup you p..p...p..pock face criminal

[@lougaru2445]

This rant is so good it has replay value

[@rustymertz]

John actually had an in with Anthony and Compound Media years ago, but like EVERYTHING in his life, his entitlement, lack of awareness, and alcoholism has burned that relationship to the ground.

[@evansgate]

Anthony even fake laughed at his jokes. You gotta be a real prick to burn a bridge with Cumia

[@JohnP74]

True, true, and true👍

[@rossrobertson674]

Its so weird how he just didn't understand ball busting, he really thinks the jokes are personal insults and if he doesn't strike back then they're true and people will see him as weak, it's a weird ego thing that Opie also had

[@AugusteDupin752]

@@rossrobertson674 Also it's interesting to note that they were both (Opie and John) fans of Howard Stern at some point. What were they even getting from Howard's show if they didn't understand the "roast mentality"? Were they seeing him as a genuinely tough guy...? And wanted to be like him, I guess.

[@stephendexheimer7914]

One of my favorite moments was when Anthony straight up told John he hated his movie 😂

[@jamesmurray3889]

Whenever someone is accused of a crime and their response is "oh yah, well your a racist." That person is 100% guilty.

[@JadeRunner]

I like it when their response is "You can't prove that." 🤣

[@DannyRedCheeks]

John is a liberal That is their MO

[@Tpanda85]

Dude, “cease and knock it off” hit me hard. I’m cracking up

[@-Garviel_Loken-]

I’m so glad Ant decided to put out this castigation for free. It’s hilarious

[@-Garviel_Loken-]

@Dick Handy swallow glass

[@andrewfusco8580]

1:40 "I'm Laurence O...Laurence O...Laurence's Liver!" And that's why Ant is the best.

[@stanleyfranks9891]

This was classic pure angry Anthony and it was magic!!

[@Ckeller90]

100%

[@optimisticcosmic]

Howard hired John so he could goof on his stutter and we're still dealing with him 30 years later 😅

[@thomaskirkpatrick4031]

I remember the show, Howard hired him sight unseen, only because of his stutter.

[@cmendr011]

And he doesn’t even stutter. He only stutters if you call him out and he can’t think of a lie fast enough does he stutter.

[@splerth3771]

I can almost hear the mother from Carrie saying to Melendez: "They're gonna laugh at you...They're gonna laugh at you...They're gonna laugh at you..."

[@RolandDeschain1]

This is always worth a revisit.

[@Larry_Hegs]

Dude I’ve rewatched this a half dozen times. Laugh every time.

[@ubstupid]

Fosho I listen to this quite a bit lmfao

[@dwod91]

Anthony is burning bridges. Pretty sure he is not invited for the next roast of abdul jabbar!🤣

[@RolandDeschain1]

It's endlessly amusing that John is so quick to attack someone's looks when he himself looks like a greasy toad.

[@yittmashups]

"This pockfaced criminal!"

[@RolandDeschain1]

​@@yittmashups We all await John''s inevitable DUI , when he will actually be a criminal.

[@stevenweishaupt8591]

I think he looks more like one of the hobbits from the movie . He wouldn't even need fake feet . You ever see his toenails? He doesn't even trim his toenails . He's a fucking troll/Hobbit from lord of the rings !

[@googleisadisgrace9252]

He has a muppet mouth

[@DankBirdGang52]

He looks like the Nickelodeon blob.

[@MichaelOBrien71]

Stuttering John used the N word back in the 80s and 90s on Howard’s show like it was going out of style and he’s calling Anthony a racist

[@brainhakker7133]

John HAS TO BE the Dumbest Human to ever live.

[@Nall412]

Oh shit that’s right to

[@evansgate]

he also happily was on Anthony's show and hung out after hours until it no longer benefited him, so just now he's "discovering" Anthony is a racist!!!

[@JohnP74]

John could be the biggest hypocrite of all time. The scary thing is that he isn't even a tiny bit aware that he is.

[@HomekittyL2]

John's also one of those hardcore hyper liberals that think calling someone a "racist" is akin to uttering a death curse, even when guys like Anthony could give a shit. It's funny when their weapons fall flat

[@Kasigi03]

I keep coming back to this clip and it keeps getting truer each viewing. John is the definition of all the negative stereotypes you can imagine, magnified, to his delight and enjoyment.

[@GobblesMonster]

I find new gems in this every time I watch it.

[@Kasigi03]

@@GobblesMonster Same.

[@Drscottyjones]

I believe Patrice said that Ant was 'racial' not 'racist' They both were self educating themselves on the opposite race, and had no issue telling you what they discovered. It was great listening to the 2 of them

[@X-hoshaq-X]

He called him an “adorable racist”

[@nimo517]

Yeah but then Anthony said 100x that he’s a racist and would rather admit it hahah so not even Ant would agree

[@Trapinnewyork44]

Patrice did call Ant a racist, multiple times....

[@nimo517]

@@Trapinnewyork44 thank you! Ant called himself a racist even more often.

[@Night_Shadey]

underrated comment

[@velvetpilot2008]

Anthony Cumia still remains the only comedian who can dismantle another person piece by piece and do it smartly, boldly and of course, make it hilarious.

[@cwatson42785]

Stern back in the day was also legendary with how he could destroy someone on the fly and make it hilarious as well. But yeah I agree about Ant, so true

[@jeffnickels2279]

'Below'ved Chattah' is my new favorite phrase.

[@cousinsfactory]

Patrice and Anthony together was some of the greatest radio of all time.

[@NorthJerseyJabroni]

John's show is like having a Jocktober segment 24/7/365

[@morethanaveragejoe8224]

I laughed hard every time Ant said "my daughter-son"!

[@miketocci]

Could you imagine Stuttering John and Suzzaner as your Dad and Mom. Anyone would be messed up with parents like that!

[@intercoursehandguns851]

​@@miketocciThat implication gives Stutjo too much credit as a father.

[@chipchippahson]

Jesus how good is Tony Two Shirts at impersonations? His Stuttering John is so good.

[@cincinatus90]

Sounds more like Tony Danza

[@mattyboyanderson]

I think it's the producer on WATP who does John so well I can't tell the difference.

[@UltrafineDeluxe]

Jim Norton is a prop comic.

[@chipchippahson]

@@mattyboyanderson Yeah I heard him do it a few times his is good too.

[@Mytimekid]

"He does these impersonations, I swear you'd think it was the real people."

[@flutebasket4294]

Kinking the chemo hose! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@RolandDeschain1]

I honestly never put together the possibility that John's deranged hyper-Leftism could have been the result of internalised guilt at having his beautiful daughter become a Troon.

[@Grim528]

I don’t believe it’s that deep. I think he just believes that having those talking points will make him relevant.

[@SlickArmor]

Now what's the deal with his daughter?

[@colonicstacker1683]

Yes..Anthony makes a great point

[@SlickArmor]

Okay scratch that 25:06 tells me all I need to know. Oohfahhh..

[@RK-cd7kg]

@@SlickArmor John's daughter is trans and now identifies as a boy named Knight.

[@ShellysAshes]

Anthony Cumia is a serious talent. Listened to the entire thing and couldn’t believe where the time went.

[@zacharyspurlin957]

There’s a bit on the stern show where they talked about how John would empty the mini bars at hotels, including his coworkers minibars, under the assumption that the minibar was free. Yeah- I guess he doesn’t “steal” but rather assumes somebody else will cover his expenses

[@ME143-c1d]

I was just watching that episode, his bill was 2x-3x every body else's & he had excuse after excuse all making him the good guy.

[@Buckets50]

That’s one of my favorite stern clips of all time. Howard was calling John on all the shit we now know him to be. He also brought his wife and daughter on that trip and was doing insane amounts of laundry that he assumed KROCK would pay for

[@timnoonen1294]

Anyone who knows him, knows that his OCD won't allow him to commit any wrongdoings

[@zacharyspurlin957]

@@timnoonen1294 true, I forgot about that. He never lies!

[@zacharyspurlin957]

@@ME143-c1d Well what about Jackie!?!?

[@stooch66]

“Tonight, Jay welcomes Pameler Anderson…”

[@JustinJTime]

Nigerless Cage!

[@WalterSobchak1000]

It was always hilarious when you and Artie would break in to an impersonation of John 😂

[@RolandDeschain1]

It's so interesting that Ant can beautifully savage John for an hour straight and still not even touch John's farce of a stand-up career or his abysmal movie.

[@DoctorEnigma01]

You left out his career in music

[@CWilliam21]

Oh, so that was you who saw it?!

[@RolandDeschain1]

@@CWilliam21Sadly, yes.

[@rustymertz]

If John knew how to monetize the hate/venom coming his way, he’d be rich.

[@rossrobertson674]

He and Opie could both do that, I just got on this Stuttering John stuff with WATP, I would always see the clips about Opie but the last month watching all the John stuff I started to realize they're the same person, delusional narcissistic has-been's, only difference is Opie has way more money, he's nowhere near as angry as John, and he was way more famous

[@gregorystell6858]

not really. people have to give a shit about what he has to say first and with the exception of the less than 100 people that listen to him it's not gonna go far.

[@wes11bravo]

I think it's not hate or venom that comes his way as much as it's a reaction to his pompous, hypocritical, blithering idiocy. There is something uniquely hilarious about goofing on someone who truly believes he's a talented genius when in reality he's, well, John Melendez.

[@MrBlick76]

I watch this all the time. Is that bad? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Fukin hilariousness

[@davidaustin4407]

Great material. I could listen to Anthony bash John for hours!

[@shell192]

I could listen to Anthony bash anyone for hours 😀

[@RolandDeschain1]

Bashing that despicable.bum brings everyone together.

[@HankBukowski]

@@RolandDeschain1 Lol. Very true.

[@kdot8340]

Ant called him a bad father haha the way he said it was just hilarious lol

[@karma_coin]

I have watched this twice already and I came back for a third time, it is just so brutal and satisfying to see John getting what is coming to him

[@thomaskirkpatrick4031]

Me too. Anthony, the subject matter I don't know what it is, I'll watch this 10 more times. It's hysterical.

[@malikjohnson7950]

Same. Just watched "the response to the response to the tweet" video about Opie again. They'll never get old. Ant should do a show like WATP where he just trashes people. Love it.

[@jasonrodman9015]

Round 4 here!

[@DabNaggit]

And then someone stubs their toe and you yell "I GOT THE TOE LITIGATION!!!"

[@andrewbinns5035]

John is a great argument for sobriety.

[@booognish]

Yeah but Anthony is a great argument for alcoholism

[@TheTha411]

John is a great argument for abortion to be legal in every state.

[@glenmo1]

Stuttering John is a good argument for birth control 😂

[@chrislange3804]

“This guy doesn’t even launder his UNDERWEAR!” Hahaha

[@JustCallMeLoathesome]

I honestly cannot stop laughing at the concept of the "beloved chatteh."

[@baxter326]

It’s so easy to goof on John, yet it’s so satisfying.

[@Camaro69z]

One thing about Anthony. When he's had it, he's had it. No filter haha.

[@goodie2shoes]

@@sca8217 ghehe, yeah. I like Sleeve's stuff but I also really enjoyed Ant's hate for it.

[@Flynnstir]

Everyone including myself would personally like to thank stuttering john for awakening the original john slayer! Perfect lol just perfect!

[@MorganFreemansFavoriteFreckle]

I have to say, I’ve never heard someone found their morality in “OCD.” It’s quite creative. Insane….but creative

[@joeymontanez3249]

I know it sounds funny, but I do understand what he meant. Usually, OCD goes hand in hand with anxiety. If it's something that would weigh on a normal person's conscience, it could be like the only thing on the mind of a person with OCD. Sorta like the Poe story with the telltale heart. It will drive you nuts doing something perceived as wrong. But I was a thief and a drug addict and have OCD. I used the drugs to kill my conscience a lot of the times. Just like some do with alcohol. So, it's a flimsy excuse, but it does have some merit to it with a better explanation than he gave. Sorry to reply to an old comment, but I thought maybe it would be of value to add some context.

[@ConchoPete79]

@joeymontanez3249 good comment, makes sense

[@hansjuker8296]

Anthony isn't 'educated' but is extremely intelligent. He is 100% correct on Jon's liberalism. Most liberalism is born of guilt. Oy vey are you angry? You should feel guilty about that...

[@rotelfan2000]

comes down to the definition of "educated". we hold hand held devices with the pantheon of human knowlege on them.....We dont need college to get up to speed on general issues anymore.

[@AdamM289]

This was so needed. Thank you Ant!

[@devoncutmore]

This has been magnificent 👏 definitely subscribing to Compound Media. Thank you Anthony for saying what most of us are thinking! God bless you Sir!

[@koonhunter7450]

This is the best thing on KZbin, Nick dipaolo should roast this stuttering clown, Nick probably wouldn't acknowledge him though.

[@tr606]

"cease and ....kuk.kuuurkk knock it off" haha the best

[@pitster]

Ant is a podcast I could listen to about any topic for the rest of my life.

[@jasonnadeau6556]

“Fame was more important than your family.” Says it all right there. Irrelevancy kills him now. That and alcoholism.

[@RealSquares]

One Of the funniest hours I can remember. Thank You for uploading!

[@panhead55]

This was so good yesterday, I listened to the entire show twice. Can’t wait for the gig this weekend in Vegas!

[@nateg9770]

I saw a video where he said he was proud that he actually figured out how to unclog his own fucking toilet

[@RolandDeschain1]

And he got so winded he almost passed out after doing some basic housework to clean up his hovel.

[@oldjackrustler9302]

What'd he do? Swallow harder?

[@SlickArmor]

You'd think after a lifetime spent clogging them that it should be the one thing that he'd be an expert at. So much so that he could incorporate giving out tips on it periodically during various podcasts. What a stuttering $hlT-he@D!!

[@nateg9770]

@@RolandDeschain1 😅😅👍 what a moronic mess

[@HomekittyL2]

@@RolandDeschain1 AND followed that up a couple days later by chugging OJ in the midst of dehydration and puking it into a bag of beers he was planning on drinking

[@larrycera1943]

John can play the kid card all he wants, but I would bet his kids are immensely thankful to the “trolls” for chasing him off of the Internet. Whatever their motivation or intent, they ended his humiliating presence in the public eye, which must have offered them daily embarrassment and constant anxiety. As someone with a toddler and a baby, I can’t imagine blithely making such ranting and raving videos for the world to see, knowing everything I do has both a direct and indirect effect on them.

[@intercoursehandguns851]

Too bad he's back. Besides, he has a troon for a kid so I'm sure they're so deluded they think his leftist bullshit is a positive thing.

[@wes11bravo]

Despite how I feel about John, it's impossible for me not to feel sorry for his kids, each of whom must be completely mortified by their idiot father's behavior. All of his overwrought choked up posturing about how much he loves them is contradicted by his refusal to cease living in a way that is demonstrably damaging them. Shame on him.

[@JackpotsAfterDark]

Anthony you are a national treasure . I’m thankful for you and your honesty and true talent

[@MrCrispycoyle]

Anthony is hands down my all time favorite radio personality.

[@rustymertz]

John actually made a lot of money back in the Stern days, just not from Stern. He was given his appropriate value at THSS. He took the lions share of the money from comedy shows he barely took part it. He mooched and used people on the show and fans. He got paid in a revenge bang from Leno, but this dope thought it was his actual talents being bought. The financial fall from grace since the end of Leno is now exposing his actual worth to society.

[@RolandDeschain1]

And he has been fighting back the reality of that with alcohol and his delusional ego ever since

[@JsmithVB757]

@@THEBANDIT7979 get a job, John.

[@RolandDeschain1]

@@THEBANDIT7979 Maintained healthy, productive relationships with family, friends, co-workers and the community at large. John has managed none of this, has been a miserable, self-absorbed shit his whole life, and still has nothing to show for it, personally or financially.

[@Calabrio76]

Don't forget the insider trading. Lonely brokers would give him tips in a desperate attempt to be part of the Stern universe.

[@TonyDanza4Lyfe]

He also had a cameo in airheads

[@chriss2451]

Howard said it best when John worked there: He was only funny because he would ask celebrities goofy questions that Howard, Jackie, and Fred wrote for him and stuttered to get them out.

[@wes11bravo]

How dare you minimize the brilliance of the head writer for the Kareem Abdul-Jabbar Roast, and master joke crafter John Melendez, sir.

[@kennethgibson456]

Total autononimity... love it! They guy Infront of me in the train is now wearing my drink on the back of his head 🤣

[@stanleyfranks9891]

Stuttering Juan was born to the words “Good God Get It Out of Me”

[@Michael_Dolences.]

"The Bashing of Threetards". Great show.

[@ethanmurray2203]

Anthony, if he sues you, answer! As a defendant, you can depose him, depose his witnesses, get his income, and make his life miserable. Most contingency lawyers don't pay out of pocket expenses. One deposition, John is broke! A video and stenographer for a typical deposition is about $3000. Or more! Experts, such as a forensic CPA is maybe $10,000! He might be looking at $50k to sue you, and you would get amazing content for what you spend! Also, you never want a default judgement, it ruins your credit.

[@coolmotherluver415]

Who hasn't he sued

[@chocolatetownforever7537]

Slander is almost impossible to sue for and win. John would have to show legitimate damages to sue for, that was caused by Anthony saying he was embezzling money. What has that opinion cost John? Nothing.

[@TheRealDarrylStrawberry]

When he first said "a beloved chatter" the Chat blew up asking who it was. So the next day he said "Uh, Duh, uhh..a Loved One, who's beloved...byy a chatter...who is a regular." Then after WATP started pointing out Johns blatant cancer scam he started saying "all duh money goes ta' Meeeeeee!" which only made it seem like he had a falling out with the beloved, chat-regular's loved one's chemo doctor. Hes so stupid.

[@gandhiangles3213]

The chat did not blow up asking who it was.That is a lie.

[@TheRealDarrylStrawberry]

@@gandhiangles3213 Theres 25 people watching him at any given time. 7 of them asked who it was. Thats 28%...youre right. Not quite a BLOW UP. But you knew what i meant and now youre doing what John does "Uhhh. Duh chat did not blow up. It is still intact. There were no explosions of any kind. Everyone is safe and sound" Literal John strikes again.

[@gandhiangles3213]

@@TheRealDarrylStrawberry You are incorrect.There are between 200-300 people in the chat. Were you in the chat today? I was and you are purposely deflating the numbers. John has a lot of loyal followers in the chat. I know it pisses you off,but it is true. No one asked him who it was in the chat. Not sure why John has so many trolls. How about addressing his success of attracting great guests. Mary Trump, Politics Girl, Nikki Fried, Greg Olear are just a handful. Lively political discourse is the majority of the podcast.

[@TheRealDarrylStrawberry]

@@gandhiangles3213 i saw 62 watching the other day. But maybe it picked up when Ojeda joined. ohh, im sure. Even when there is 200+ watching, theres still only the same 25 people in the chat. Again, YOU KNOW THIS, but youre doing the John Melendez thing. 90% of live viewers are r/Dabblers. I almost think youre John himself. it wouldnt be unlike John to engage with chadduhs through sock accounts. John...is that you??

[@TheRealDarrylStrawberry]

@@gandhiangles3213 You joined youtube last month. Go away Sock John.

[@Anuskasv0]

Big thanks for putting this on your channel, love the SJ bashing, so much fun.

[@brainhakker7133]

It gives me a reason to wake up in the morning 🍻. Well that and HEROIN 💉

[@yankeetherebel]

Ant and Patrice always seemed to have a brotherly sort of relationship. They argued about almost everything and verbally beat the shit out of each other on occasion, but underneath it all, you always got the sense that there was a lot of love and mutual admiration and respect between them and that was consistent no matter how brutal the verbal battles got. I have 3 children and they fight daily (verbally and physically lol), but the second anyone else says anything insulting or negative about one my kids to one of my other kids, they'll immediately go on the defense. The nicest things I've ever heard my kids say about each other is when they're defending each other to an outsider. That's the kind of relationship impression that I always got about Ant and Patrice.

[@miketocci]

But like a typical white liberal, John will assume what a black person thinks and then die on that hill, defending a straw man argument straight out of his beer addled mind. John is a ridiculous person.

[@mega13man1]

Those were the bestest of times

[@The_ScapeGoat]

No. Patrice was a genuine racist who said that he could never be real friends with a white person. He was way over his head in the victimitis. It's amazing that he gets as much admiration as he does.

[@yankeetherebel]

@@The_ScapeGoat it's weird that everyone who knew him in real life disagrees with you.

[@intercoursehandguns851]

​@@The_ScapeGoatThat's what happens when you die. It had the rapper effect. Made him a better comedian than he ever could be.

[@mikerose5690]

This is so spot on. I love that Anthony called SJ out for trying to be a political pundit. It's just so spot on. SJ is a has been who really wasn't anything special to begin with. Meanwhile Anthony is still one of the funniest dudes on the planet!

[@turdferguson353]

Thank you for putting this on KZbin

[@IceCubeInMyIceTea]

John doesn't steal, he just mooches off everyone and their grandma.

[@craigenputtock]

This is so funny! Please do another one. Better yet, invite him on the show and go at it live... that would be GREAT!

[@chaddsteinberg3758]

Stuttering John should consider Anthony a friend for being that honest about what John can’t seem to see himself.

[@Serr8edGrin]

This was brutal, but absolutely hilarious and so deserved.

[@bhershey4]

When he said my programming won’t allow me to harm a human being I lost it

[@scothoneycutt9156]

Ive watched this 5 times and it keeps getting funnier

[@Ascapelios]

I like how they edited out the R word to make it youtube friendly but when Ant started dropping the N word they just gave up.

[@davidwilliams7723]

Lol

[@brandonobaza8610]

The editing staff was like a Greek Phalanx struggling to maintain a shield wall, with their captain shouting "HOLD!!!" Then, at 26:55 their strength failed.

[@wdsftygt]

@@brandonobaza8610 but they still had sex because the army was made up of muscular Greek lovers

[@outtrigger]

you only need to censor slurs in the beginning of videos

[@S7232S]

"Stop, stop. He's already dead." Comes to mind. Then you realize it is John, and you can't help but cheer Anthony continuing kicking his head in even after knocking him down and out.

[@reeetawd]

Anthony is THE best radio guy in history. You can tell his rehearsal for this was writing down the things stuttering John recently said about him and possibly a few bullet points on John (needed to refresh his memory on a boring person like stuttering John) and he kills it. It flows so smoothly without any boring parts of the rant.

[@kArLosDaINgEr]

A lawyer, a Baker, or a candlestick Maker. Can't wait for the mugshot of John 😜

[@JustCallMeLoathesome]

Tinker, tailor, soldier, spy! It's John? Fuck that idiot, I'm not picking up the phone.

[@americanboy79]

This is great! Ant is The Harlem Globetrotters and John is The Washington Generals.

[@timnoonen1294]

I'm pretty sure that the generals are aware of the big picture and they know that they're professional losers...as for stuttering John, the self awareness doesn't exist

[@americanboy79]

@@timnoonen1294 yes but they both keep coming back for more beatings and it's always very entertaining and hilarious 🤣

[@timnoonen1294]

@americanboy79 very true, I will of course keep watching...now we just need someone musically inclined to remix John doing that stupid trumpet noise with the globetrotters whistling theme song.

[@DrunkDoglol]

This is like the 10th time I've listened to this Stuttering John roast. It's amazing.

[@BearsNCigars]

Ant was spot on here. And he’s right only way he is funny is when WATP makes him funny on their show. Awesome

[@HomekittyL2]

Have you ever watched one of SJ's streams without WATP input? It's fucking miserable, those guys really are doing some heavy lifting and John doesn't want the help

[@BearsNCigars]

@@HomekittyL2 in the beginning but it’s too unbearable to listen to I can’t I ain’t even subbed to him but I’ll go make a troll comment here and there lol he is terrible. He’s not funny WATP make him funny cus how dumb he is but that isn’t him being funny lol

[@skyler951]

He mooched beers off of me , during Stern's book signing.

[@andysedano1175]

John is Mickey Abbot from Seinfeld. I'm Mickey Abbot, I was standing in for Punky Brewster when all of you was nothing.

[@mangravy2897]

“He lives his act” is right on point The Prestige is an amazing movie!

[@smudgeeee6259]

John is jealous of the younger girlfriends because he can't do the same. If he could he'd be all over it.

[@miketocci]

"No, I'd rather date a grandma. They're the only ones who have ever heard of me."

[@slyjokerg]

His impression of SJ is a combination of Tony Danza and Moe Szyslak.

[@CME0808]

Way to go Ant! Way to call this animal out! I saw this on your network Tuesday. Keep up the great work!

[@valerienagy8764]

I looked up OCD in the DSM & there is no mention of "an inability to steal anything" in the list of symptoms.

[@Tkbrd1918]

“I don’t punch”, pause for coughing…”punch down” as a roach slides to the back of his neck

[@joes1429]

This has to be one of his best rants ever lol

[@jamestownsassacre9211]

Ant's impression is incredible, had to check the screen a few times to make sure it wasn't actually John 😂

[@severinks8887]

Actually Anthony's impression of John is a direct lift from the one that Artie Lange did and has done of John for more than 20 years to his face.

[@echo-cb9st]

I hope everyone subscribes to compound media after hearing this. I've always liked cumia. But after this HE IS FREAKING AWESOME!!

[@maikeru01]

I didn't realize they were serving chemo a la carte.

[@paulogutierrez9360]

I love it when Ant talks about Patrice with admiration and respect, two comedy giants. Wish Ant would have a whole episode dedicated to Patrice stories.

[@vafixer8885]

Anthony is STILL amazing and this is one of his Legendary moments

[@ethanmurray2203]

If he sued you, you would have the right to discovery! All bank accounts, all financials, depose the "cancer patient" all kinds of fun stuff

[@brainhakker7133]

Watching Anthony get this passionate is truly inspirational 🍻Love Karl Cheeseburger and Gotta give Shuli a shout out as well for his acceptance of John-centric material.

[@FlashyVic]

@Ken North It's more 'anti trans' parents' though

[@river_acheron]

@@captainkongAnt is NOT anti-Trans. As a member myself of the LGBTQ community, I can tell that. He was bashing John as a PARENT. Also, let's be honest...he was trying to purposely piss John off the same way Ant and Opie would purposely try to rile Howard up years ago by talking about Wiggys daughters. I don't detect any Trans hate here at all.

[@WontStopMeNow]

Patrice was racist and liked honesty, he laughed whenever Anthony said something racist.

[@koppe18]

And?

[@Golfman489]

Proof, or STFU

[@EnormousKingCrab]

47:08 what's even funnier is that he's lying about the 30k. He actually only got 15k in settlement!

[@Nall412]

No way you serious. Holy shit. That’s funny

[@Buckets50]

@@Nall412 yea if my memory is correct 30k was what was awarded but most of that money went to the lawyer and other fees just like Ant said

[@EnormousKingCrab]

@@Nall412 he sued for 250k as well lmao, he wrote it in his book

[@DeRock401]

@@EnormousKingCrab the book is full of lies

[@stevenweishaupt8591]

He wouldn't of sued if he had to pay the lawyers . He will lose his sirius /xm lawsuit also . He only sued after 15 years when he had no money . He's a giant pos .