APOCALYPSE DINNER | WHOLE CHICKEN IN A CAN, canned BREAD, & Cougar Gold canned CHEESE

[@TheMadisonmccarthy]

That chicken wasn’t a canned chicken.. that was it’s coffin

[@jesus8332]

Adventures of Stan a coffined chicken

[@whitepouch0904]

Ohmyghad HAHAHA LMAO

[@denisegascon464]

😣😣😣🤣

[@KB-mp1mw]

😂😂😂😂

[@bluesky11187]

Adventures of Stan ㋛㋛㋛㋛㋛😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🙌🏻

[@lightsinthesky4989]

Nice to see that the chicken comes pre-digested for efficiency :)

[@lightsinthesky4989]

@Neil Graham ayy I'm glad you're enjoying yourself buddy!

[@shysensei2348]

Lmao

[@viktornazarchuk5927]

It's hard to believe

[@cynthiayoung3832]

Hahaha!!! No doubt.

[@SunnyIlha]

Does that mean...?.... It's been....?.... UGH!!

[@Mongo76]

That chicken was beaten into that can! It didn't go willingly!

[@122hsrfe]

😭😂

[@poshpearls23]

Facts 😂😂😂

[@lozzaj1327]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@tinkcartier7343]

🤦🏾‍♀️🤣

[@alabamabeauty1312]

😂😭😂😭😂👏🏼

[@hecheng4909]

The chicken when you first poured it out looked like it was about to get up and say ‘Put me out my misery’

[@BlueWhisperer]

😂😩😭

[@tempest206]

Looked like a mangle butthole

[@GODD_____]

Lmfaoooooooo y’all be wilding in these comments 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@rc59191]

It definitely looks like a failed lab experiment out of Resident Evil or something.

[@Syrnian]

Pouring a whole chicken, HA HA HA

[@kennethlee2133]

I love the way you just bite into that stuff full force...no reservations at all....you never make that "oh god this is gonna taste terrible face" you're a brave woman.....love your videos

[@nadine2863]

That poor chicken looks like it already went through the apocalypse.

[@shortieReal-j5d]

😂😂😂

[@AyyRalphy]

LMFAO

[@cidneysworld3282]

Enidan 😂

[@rubenmelendez1499]

I laughed so hard at this comment

[@I_am_me1991]

Enidan 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@paulpoulson574]

Whoever sweet Sue is, I want you to know, youre not sweet. Youre sadistic af.

[@dracodancer3262]

Paul Poulson bruuuu 😹😹

[@smalllove7565]

My sister is named Sue, i can confirm

[@lyndajaeger4477]

That chicken was a horror show but sweet sue makes yummy chicken and dumplins.

[@gladfan1989]

And salty, too

[@ludwigvanbeethoven5176]

sadistic sue >:(

[@fuckthedumbsh1t]

I am originally from Boston, and we grew up on the brown bread.... the trick to making it so much better is slathering the brownbread with butter and pan frying it in a shallow pan on both sides until crispy... goes great with baked beans and kielbasa

[@TheElusiveCav]

As a fellow Massachusetts neighbor, thank you for sticking up for the Brown Bread. The rest of it is Garbage in this video, but it’s a traditional dish in New England and you’re absolutely right, real baked beans, kielbasa, or quality hot dogs and it’s a standard New England dish.

[@ItachiRingo]

That sounds really good actually

[@MarkT1700]

I'm from Massachusetts and have never heard of bread in a can until I watched this video.

[@fuckthedumbsh1t]

@@MarkT1700 it is kinda old school... this is something project kids would get for dinner... brown bread and beans with hotdogs was a staple for many of us back in the 80's and 90's

[@angushiltz4880]

I'm from New England and I miss that brown bread. We use to take it out of the can and wrap it in foil. Then heat in the oven when it's nice and warm slice it and butter it (real butter of course) and eat. Great with baked beans. It may be an acquired taste, like Moxie, that only New Englanders can love. Ha ha.

[@carolekinsey7835]

I think that poor chicken went through an apocalyptic event all by itself. I'll do fine on bread and cheese thanks very much. Lol.

[@spangebab2627]

Oh yeah just make some campfire cheese bread

[@misskaymercury6343]

Carole Kinsey 🤣

[@maxfreefall8393]

😂😂😂

[@lucichicas4321]

That chase and bread remind me of John deacon

[@maymunaraj8511]

😭💀💀💀

[@ross2142]

Please don’t eat that chicken. You seem like a nice person.

[@christopherbanker8852]

😂

[@chris.pbacon7075]

😂😂😂 I was like yeah this will be her last video

[@wspimbetter]

My condolences

[@Meghan-dw9qv]

😁😁

[@nikknak1986]

Roscoedolittle Smith favorite comment on this video 😹

[@amberreed7704]

That’s a canned pigeon and I won’t be convinced otherwise.

[@christinab1611]

i totally agree

[@icansurviveuniversity.imra1405]

@Alastar Astra what happened there? in your commenr?

[@koda3980]

@Alastar Astra Hey are YOU okay?

[@httohot]

@@koda3980 This is clearly a cry for help, someone call a psychiatrist

[@NoOne-qn2hv]

@Alastar Astra cursed comment

[@timothyjosifek5383]

I grew up during ww2 when many things were rationed, including many food items. A lot of the time canned food items was all we could get. To me they were always pretty good. Especially the brown bread. It is still one of my favorites, especially warmed a little. You would be surprised at how good things taste when you know it is all you have and all you will have for a long time. I feel sorry for young people today, they may have to go through what we went through and maybe even worse.

[@saint2600]

pretty cool.

[@trishm5017]

This bread is fabulous for breakfast! We toast it and add butter or peanut butter.

[@1973Washu]

In WW2 loads of people kept chickens as part of their 'victory gardens' . And humanly disposing of a surplus rooster for a family dinner would be a better option to a canned chicken.

[@marianamora1461]

ok

[@MrStickman1997]

Since when does rationing not include food items...? /-:

[@tianavstheworld]

That chicken looks like it was beaten to death then forcefully shoved into that tiny can

[@tajbarbie3338]

Lmfao💀💀💀

[@cynthiayoung3832]

Hahahaha!!

[@Poshgardenherbs]

🤣🤣🤣

[@milkman2962]

U know how u have the meat hammer to flatten the meat before frying, we beat the shit out of the living chicken then steam it

[@tatianamckoy3552]

😂

[@CatDeville]

Hi Emmy! Just FYI, in case no one else has shared... that Sweet Sue Chicken in a Can (without giblets) has been around since at least the 1960s, and perhaps much longer. Bumble Bee, the company that makes it, has been around since 1899. I was born in 1961, and I remember my mother using it occasionally. The people who open up that can expecting to serve it as is from the can are missing the point. This product came out at the time when women were just entering the workforce, and were still expected to get a good meal on the table when they got home. Coming home and cooking a whole chicken, then preparing a casserole or serving side dishes took time. With Sweet Sue's, you got the whole chicken (except the giblets, which were rarely included in anything except Sunday dinner giblet gravy) *AND* stock (hence the gelatinous 'broth' and the inclusion of the bones in the can). A housewife could take it from there to make any number of dishes that she would have made "from scratch" without having to spend the extra time cooking the chicken. As it always went into a main dish with other ingredients or casserole, most of the things other people are critiquing it for (including the fact that it's very salty) were not really relevant. It was still popular in the south when I was a grown woman, though a bit less so now, it's still popular enough to still be around. :)

[@productplacement39]

While other's are going "yuck!" over it, your comment is a rational explanation about how the chicken in a can came to be. Thank you for sharing it. :-)

[@davidraymond5033]

@@productplacement39 agreed. As someone who boils chicken to make rosol. Polish stock and other things, it absolutely would have cut down prepping and cooking. Great read I. Really interesting

[@thegeth4293]

She said it was "fully cooked" is it safe to eat this directly out of the can? It still looks raw

[@Imstillaround9x19]

How do u just know the history of canned chicken bruh wtf😂

[@kirraalexander4930]

Ooo Fascinating Thank you for sharing 😲

[@mcbackfat2771]

Guys quit dissing the chicken that is quality, free range, organic chicken farm raised in Chernobyl Dudes thanks for the support I love you all

[@blueyes6474]

MC BackFat lmfao

[@SunnyIlha]

I knew it. I just knew it. That's where it's from.

[@Paysanaswylin]

Yeah guys! Quit roasting this chicken!

[@blessingashanti7039]

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@SeaJay_Oceans]

hook two wires to the can and you have a small car battery...

[@shaydene4703]

So you’re telling me I’ve been using a cheese scraper as a pie cutter/spatula for my 21 years of life?!?!

[@eveny119]

Yes. And youre probably still buying chicken that's not even in a can, you troglodyte !

[@dimplesa6713]

Me too

[@dimplesa6713]

I didn't know that my "spatula" was a cheese scraper.

[@angel43057]

Apparently! 🧀

[@megannason3649]

Just wow guys 🤦‍♀️

[@belsnickel9568]

Looking at that chicken was harder than looking in the mirror

[@TheSleepysleep]

I relate to that!

[@mortechrome]

I think actually eating it might be harder than looking in the mirror anyway *lol* Might...

[@jtarantula3390]

Belsnickel lmao SO RELATABLE

[@itsreal8994]

🤣😂😂😂

[@zenaestomago8626]

My soul left my body as that chicken slid out that can 💀 Emmy you are so brave for trying it!

[@CyberBarb]

😂😂😂😂

[@Missmethinksalot1]

I ga-vomited. Love it if anyone gets that reference.

[@ceciliasmith5895]

🤣

[@amiewhitlock]

Soooo much worse looking than I expected 😂😰🤮

[@texaskc]

I watched another video years ago of a guy trying this same chicken in a can brand. It was disgusting as predicted and he swears he got food poisoning from it. Note: The can was undamaged and with in it best by date.

[@pinacoladaofficial]

this is what depression looks like as food an entire chicken slowly falling out of a can

[@1234awsomebaby]

This got me weak😂😂

[@peridorkster2634]

Pandora Rose lmbo xD

[@BrianaS19]

That is a sad chicken

[@MrKarmapolice97]

🤣😂🤣😂

[@Miss-Hellcat666]

Why, yes I do indeed feel like a sad chicken slowly sliding out of a can, thanks for asking 👌

[@jeanscruggs6049]

I've been stocking the whole chicken in my pantry. It comes deboned now and sells for around $10 a can. Not the most pleasant but will go good with noodles or mashed potatoes and gravy. Hunger has no bounds. Yummy!!!

[@Alex-bz1yf]

Y’all out here not realizing that the transition food wise into the apocalypse is gunna be easy for her because she knows what to expect now

[@binklebabe4725]

😖 Gross, whole chicken!

[@Daphattack]

Girl gonna be ready. First order of the apocalypse, find @emmymadeinjapan so we can all survive in her commune

[@pompompurin2006]

I’d just die before the apocalypse if that’s the kind of stuff we’d eat💀

[@k.c4178]

Daphne Hernandez seriously 😂👍🏿 we ain’t gon starve with her

[@Pimentel-Kreations]

Topramen isnt on your menu?

[@jessn7034]

You should've did an update video on how you felt the day after eating that "chicken"....

[@morganedwards4733]

Jess N “chicken“ 😂😂

[@allieloulou85]

I want to know, lol

[@larobfaithful]

She didn't make it. Sorry to hear that. R.I.P

[@adelaiideAngel]

48205 Faithful its okay though god gave her a restart n warned her abt eating canned chicken.

[@maxfreefall8393]

😂😂😂💀

[@henryrapoport8608]

I have seen the chicken in a can in my local store and I was curious. Watching this cured any curiousity and turned it to horror.

[@nehasheikh5492]

Henry Rapoport 😂😂😂😂😂

[@nenaj1]

Lmfao

[@orangejoe7820]

Imagine getting it out of curiousity before watching this--

[@henryrapoport8608]

i would have put it outside and treated it like glowing nuclear waste that would destroy me in my kitchen.

[@redpilled4781]

I ate it recently, without cooking, I was never so sick. I hadn't had any meat in months due to being unable to grocery shop & I was getting weak from lack of protein, but it was gross & my stomache made loud raging river gurgling volcanic noises all night, luckily I had some mastic gum, as soon as I took that the grumbles subsided. O.o it smells like dog food & it tastes like it! I even put sauce on it & that didn't help the taste any.

[@andythebouncer]

For those who are curious- N.E. Brown Bread is a descendent of British steamed puddings which were one of the few types of bread easily makable at home before the mid-to-late 19th century because almost no homes had ovens- they had hearths. They'd make the thick batter, roll it in a towel or cheese cloth, and then steam it in a dutch oven. Since the canning process locks in moisture and allows you to cook something without drying it out, steamed pudding was a great candidate for the process, so it was one of the earlier canned products. Another common steamed pudding is the memorably named British dish Spotted Dick. You really have to heat that brown bread up to see the beauty in it. When you loosen up those starches, crisp it up, and pair it with a dairy fat like cream cheese or butter, it really becomes delicious. I think it's at its best when griddled with butter. I must admit to giggling a bit when she was trying to get the bread out of the can- the process of getting canned brown bread out of the can is so ingrained in me that I always thought it was obvious- I'm clearly wrong. Part of the problem is that she has one of those fancy side-opening can openers. If you have a regular can opener, you. can just use the bottom lid as an easy way to push the bread straight out without digging into it. If you're going to use a spoon to push it out, you use the flat surface of the back of a cooking spoon to push against the bottom of the loaf, around the edges, until it breaks from the sides and then it comes out easily. I didn't know she was in R.I. Hi Neighbor!

[@gordonglenn2089]

Yup on the advice for pushing the bread out with the bottom lid. Just like you do with jellied cranberry sauce!

[@wolfstargazer5401]

I have seen canned chicken before, but this one looked like the victim of a car crash. Made me gag

[@oatmeal7563]

Ayeeee bi gang

[@rockandrowlandmomma7066]

I’ve always seen them come out whole

[@wolfstargazer5401]

Awwww, thank you all! *Snaps fingers back*

[@blessingashanti7039]

sameeeeeeee it looked so *nasty*

[@CounterClaws]

That chicken looks particularly mangled

[@casualsuede]

That canned chicken is why we need to fight for world peace.

[@nodezsh]

…seems about right

[@ksoundkaiju9256]

They should market it as dog food

[@dandani_g]

@@ksoundkaiju9256 i don't know if my dog would eat it...

[@ksoundkaiju9256]

@@dandani_g mine would Most dogs can't resist chicken no matter what form it takes

[@AsWeSpeak154]

Casualsuade: 🤣😂🤣😅

[@chargerfryar]

The hunters and serious campers around where I live tell me the canned chicken is actually great as a campfire food if you open the can, add a "handful" of rice to the can, add a seasoning (pepper, thyme, paprika, whatever), and let cook over the fire until all the moisture is absorbed by the rice. I could never understand why canned chickens continued to be stocked at my local grocery big box stores, but that's why. Campfire cooks apparently like them.

[@michaelcarrinton585]

@chargerfryar, That's sounds like a good way to use the can chicken. I was thinking of something like chicken and noodles w/ mixed vegetables or dumplings.

[@HTNPSullivan]

But there were all those bones - that would be a drag to be picking bones out of rice AND chicken.

[@georgedudleysashtray3860]

@@stevekaczynski3793 all the flavor is in the liquid dude

[@elijahroberts7849]

That chicken looked liked it was birthed in that damn can hell to tha fuck nah

[@OneWingedBadass]

Huh, that actually sounds pretty decent. Add some veg (like EDIBLE mushrooms you find while camping) in the can and you got a decently healthy meal.

[@DefaultJane]

When she poured that chicken out of the can, I literally just froze and stared for several seconds with my mouth open in horror. Good lord, I've seen blobs in horror movies that looked more appetizing. :O

[@jamesglenn745]

Hello 👋 how are you doing today

[@thegeth4293]

Its like the master from fallout

[@beatrixwon3604]

Hilarious.

[@scareleague9551]

so this is why squidward bought canned bread.

[@Blinkgirlsareperfect]

I gave you a like cause you were on number 99 now its 100....lol😄

[@azurexmilan]

blackgirlsareperfect u was at 9 likes I gave u 10 😉

[@aheccinlemon6879]

Scare League I was going to comment this but you beat me to it.

[@way2005]

I bet they don't have... they have it! Canned bread!

[@Lexi_loo82]

All I can hear is Gordon Ramsay screaming “ITS ROTTEN”

[@leahdavis2612]

Lollllll

[@SunnyIlha]

Oh no dont'cha evun think 'bout gettin Gordon to weigh in on dat thing

[@marthamphofu5965]

"oi panini head, you'll kill somebody.... Fuck me" said GR

[@marshaa2374]

IT'S ROTTEN YOU PILLOCK !

[@narajayde520]

8sims8rocks8 *IT’S RAW*

[@TeamAKAZ]

I love how happy she is regardless of what she’s eating. She seems super nice to be friends with!

[@akastardust]

I would hope to share a bunker with her.

[@MrMcNeillNZ]

"Oh that poor sad chicken" bursts out laughing 😂

[@joshrichards8399]

That chicken looks like roadkill, you're a brave person.

[@shortieReal-j5d]

Damn right

[@cynthiayoung3832]

She looked kind of terrified when it came out of the can!!

[@SailorCelestia_]

The canned bread reminds me of that one episode of Spongebob when Squidward is in the town with others like him

[@petuniajo4146]

The canned bread is the only reason i clicked

[@ksoundkaiju9256]

It's quite popular in the UK, Canned Bread

[@SailorCelestia_]

Kayla cats oh I just clicked because of “Apocalyptic Dinner”

[@SailorCelestia_]

KSound Kaiju Wish it was popular here in America. Probably is but it all depends on the region you live in

[@ksoundkaiju9256]

@@SailorCelestia_ After the Revolution we Americans wanted nothing even related to the British XD

[@shelisymone1186]

The chicken looks so damn scary and slimy like a snake vomited it up or something she’s brave lmao I would have ended my video at that point 🤣✌🏾

[@sweetcaramel4750]

😂😂😂😂🤒🤢🤢😵😵😵😰😭😭🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭💀💀💀💀☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠

[@JamieMcClanahan]

@Alastar Astra bs

[@_1mb]

sheli Symonè 😭😂😂😂

[@quanbrooklynkid7776]

U cute

[@SunnyIlha]

LOL

[@BrianRitchie-qw7rq]

In the late 70’s our neighbors had a house fire and they moved in with us. We went from a family of five to a family of 11 in a matter of a day. We had food donations pouring in from all over our town. We got a lot of canned items including a ton of canned hams and one canned chicken. No one wanted that chicken. One day one of the boys and I were bored and decided it was a good idea to cook that chicken. However, we drained all the liquid off and wiped it down with paper towels. It wasn’t bad. We both picked off the thing and it was gone in short order. When I told my mom that we ate it and that it wasn’t bad, she just said “I’ll take your word for it”. You brought back a fantastic memory. Thank you

[@Magnus-Opus-art]

Chicken is so easy to not get wrong- *Chicken plops out of can* ...I was mistaken.

[@wcallisa22]

Lolololol

[@meaganjo2278]

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@LoungingPotato]

It definitely slithered more than it plopped haha

[@sharlharmakhis280]

One of those 'you'd only eat it *in* a post-apocalypse situation' kind of things 🤢

[@Boredchinchilla]

Emily Gunwaldsen I think I would just eat my neighbors and leave the nasty chicken in a can lol....

[@jibbles3162]

Emmy I didn’t flinch during the frog video, the bull testicles, or the whole black chicken in a pumpkin-but that disintegrated jellied chicken was pretty gnarly.

[@SuicideJade]

Jibbles they smell absolutely vile.

[@leeluv96]

Man, I laughed so much at this comment! 😂

[@iheartme191]

The face you're making in the profile picture makes this comment even funnier. lol

[@AsWeSpeak154]

Jibbles: My thoughts exactly.🤢🙊😷

[@bonnietagliarini8967]

Mom

[@johndeacon6011]

The apocalypse came for that chicken a long time ago....

[@idonthaveone50]

😂😂😂

[@jojomakes]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@haleyt3754]

LMFAOOO

[@joesmoe71]

A very, very, VERY long time ago, going by the looks of it. Might have been from the Jurasik period and is now extinct.

[@NoDramaQueenmillennial]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@genuinevibes437]

I haven’t seen you since the poppin cookin days..before I was a father of a 3 year old boy...now I have to go back and rewatch those videos with him and order him a few of those as well. Great seeing the channel after so long.very nostalgic to me.

[@temptor7585]

when you were pouring the chicken out, i swear i could smell it.

[@rosieglows]

Me too. And this comment is underrated.

[@SunnyIlha]

Lordee. Didja hafta say it tho 😁😂

[@zannatenur7365]

Me too and it was not a pleasant one.

[@abbyiswatching2046]

The smell, as I recall, is like some kind of burn ointment.

[@Kmn01923]

I can smell it too! That salty old chicken smell I know for sure

[@ilovegreen324]

That canned chicken looks like a decomposing corpse from a horror movie minus the blood yuk 🤢

[@SunnyIlha]

OouummphArgh yuk!!

[@ilovegreen324]

Sunny Island 😄😆 you crack me up with your comment. I love it!

[@MrAranton]

It's why when the apocalypse comes the survivors will envy the dead. The dead don't have to put up with canned chicken.

[@Orlanzepol123]

ilovegreen324 I rather eat Evanger’s whole chicken in a can for dogs than to eat that chicken in the can.

[@SilvaDreams]

Looks like a boiled chicken, which is pretty much what it is...

[@shooglymoogly]

Could you imagine surviving the apocalypse, only to choke to death on a bone from your canned chicken!?!? That would just be the worst, lol.

[@MonaLisaFire]

😂😂

[@fiveseven15]

Survivalist -7

[@5pydieman]

Lmfao

[@gailfrank8422]

Funny

[@stanrogers5613]

A lot of this sort of food was (and still is) great for people who live in isolated areas. And I mean _really_ isolated. There are a number of places in Canada, for instance, where "grocery shopping" means making a six-month order, having it flown in at great additional expense, and hoping you didn't forget anything because "popping back to the store" is six months away. And with electricity being unreliable, you can't count on things remaining frozen. Fuel, too, is expensive, and generally firewood isn't plentiful, so you could keep a simple hob hot on the same stove that was heating the place, but getting an oven fired up to heat is an extravagance. Dried foods often make up a large part of your diet as well (take fish and brewis - or as the Nova Scotians would call it, salt cod and pork scraps - which consists of salt cod, salt pork and hardtack), but nobody wants to live on very little but that, waxed root vegetables, and whatever you can grow fresh in a harsh climate (with a bit of canned local wild berry preserves). Canned goods, even if they're not quite the same as most of us are used to, were a godsend to those communities.

[@stephenmartinez1]

There is no where in the continental United States that doesn’t have a local grocery store where you can buy normal food. There would be a very, *very* small amount of people up in Alaska that don’t live near grocery stores, but not even they would be willing to eat that canned chicken.

[@maritown]

there is this channel called English Heritage and they have a series called the "Victorian way", they have recipes from victorian times. it would be amazing if you could maybe try one of the recipes

[@DJPartyMartyHardy]

YES I'M INTO IT

[@tophers3756]

The cook with the eyebrows? Those are fun. I'm all for Emmy trying those out. Lots of work, though.

[@CatBATd4rklycu73]

YES!!! Mrs. Avis Crocombe of Audley End House!!!!! 💜👑💜👑

[@heiltotheking]

and the Townsends too :)

[@pixiedustinajar]

Yes, would love to see Emmy try Mrs. Crocombe's recipes.

[@Neurotic48]

I’d eat the cheese and bread. I don’t think the ovens are gonna work once the zombies come anyways 🤷🏼‍♀️

[@iLitAfuseiCantStop]

The bread is actually really good. I grew up on the stuff. Toasted with a bit of real butter it's really yummy. Its a definite must try if you ever visit New England 😊

[@poshpearls23]

I was thinking the same thing 😂 we would be lucky to even find a darn can opener!

[@meIatonin]

@@poshpearls23 People use can openers???

[@tr4cy444]

ᴍᴏᴄʜᴀ ʙᴀʀʙɪᴇ ೃೕೂ I mean what else can you use?

[@meIatonin]

@@tr4cy444 A knife

[@francia.v]

Imagine being killed only for Sue to shove you into can.

[@gailfrank8422]

Sweet sue is deceptive

[@SpaceBearEngineer]

@Bob A That's because most of us understand the same basic principle that the authors of the bible did and that hebrew scholars have for thousands of years. That "Life starts at first breath" or in modern parlance "personhood is granted on LIVE BIRTH" and fetuses are a part of a woman's body. You become a baby when you're BORN. The retroactive granting of personhood to potential humans only happened recently, when the tradition that women are property of men ended.

[@SpaceBearEngineer]

Imagine being pray... No thanks, our species has been there, done that. It sucked, so we invented weaponry and gave ourselves a promotion.

[@qqnv]

what damn I cant understand most of the replies in this comment..

[@Linda7647]

@@qqnv Don't feel bad, neither can I.

[@cniccum4769]

You have my respect, taking nice healthy bites and doing full taste test, you live the philosophy I have, "Never say you don't like it till you try it." Thank you for giving me new ideas.

[@thaliacrafts407]

There is no way in hell I'm trying any food that looks like it's going to murder me in my sleep

[@HTNPSullivan]

When I was a starving college student, I occasionally got the canned bread on sale, but mine had raisins in it, so it was actually tasty. I did finally learn to bake bread and made several loaves every Sunday. I had to guard them as they cooled because otherwise I'd come into the kitchen and see my roommates with huge, thick slices of it in their mouths with butter running down their chins.

[@katysmith1284]

I make my own bread too, but I don’t think my roommate would ever dare to eat my fresh baked bread without permission (and we actively share things like milk/eggs/butter and baking staples like flour/sugar)! I guess your bread must just be highly tempting!

[@Onyric.]

Ugh I hate food stealers, why can't they just ask for permission? So rude and not polite. That's why parents tell their kids not to touch what doesn't belong to them, I wish your roommates parents would have done the same to them!

[@scotchyelper3402]

That sounds really Hot 😋😘😘😘

[@giabarrone7422]

HTNPSullivan Are your roommates toddlers or cavemen?

[@HTNPSullivan]

@@giabarrone7422 this was back in college, 35 years ago. College kids often do act like toddlers.

[@BoooTomato]

5:30 Squidward: I bet they won't have... * Gasp * They have it! *C A N N E D B R E A D* This town is great!

[@user-rr8vj9dq9s]

😭😭😭😭💀

[@praviksingh2056]

I was scrolling through, seeing if anyone actually made this reference... XD

[@artemisiou]

Canned coochie

[@SHINeeGenerationPM]

I REMEMBER THAT!!!! Haha thanks for the small nostalgia

[@aliw4174]

IM SO GLAD SOMEONE ELSE THOUGHT OF THIS

[@winkybinx]

Canned bread is absolutely delicious! It's so good warmed with butter. My mom and I use to eat canned bread together, when I was a kid. It's a fun memory.😊

[@kazukixivv9252]

Oof reading this warmed my heart.

[@kazukixivv9252]

~•~

[@Lala-hv3lq]

This is pure

[@staticbeans]

This is so cute!! I’m gonna cry STOP

[@TheElochai]

But I doubt you guys ate that science project chicken in a can.

[@ronnimerwede3087]

Emmy is looking at the chicken like, "what am I supposed to do with this"????? That poor chicken! Emmy you are so brave!!

[@SunnyIlha]

I can't really even believe it was a whole one. Was that the whole thing.

[@jamesglenn745]

Hello 👋 how are you doing today

[@aovi7290]

*That canned chicken is the most unappetizing thing I've ever seen 🤢.*

[@maddissonmalott6257]

A Ovee canned anything is gross

[@denkeylee]

Guarantee you would eat it during the Appocalipse.

[@satanx859]

Wont say that when the apocolypse comes

[@GamerKiwi]

Tbh I tried it and it tastes fine. If they just shredded the chicken and canned THAT in the broth, it'd probably be reasonably popular. I can see it being good with BBQ sauce as a pulled chicken kind of thing.

[@aovi7290]

I'll go vegan if the apocalypse comes

[@miya417]

Loved that Emmy is not one of those over acting/reacting people when taste testing... Very chill woman, love it! 😂❤

[@Aryan-gp7sh]

Agreed!

[@emilycheek1899]

Same!!

[@raceface_m2579]

She also has avast vocabulary when describing.

[@miya417]

@@raceface_m2579 Yes, you can almost taste the food 😂

[@miya417]

@636lover1 IKR?? 😂 And if Emmy doesn't like it, it is not offending. I watched a buzzfeed/other channels make videos like "some people tries other country's food" and it was very rude and offending. Edit: it was "irish people taste test filipino food" If I'm the mother of the guy in black shirt I would smack the soul out of him smh

[@genusspecific]

I swear I thought canned bread was just something spongebob made. I didn't know it was actually real 😭😭😭

[@laurahubbard6906]

Emmy used the wrong kind of can opener to get the bread out, and that's why it was difficult to do so. One needs to used a more traditional tool that cuts through the top of the can lid in order for the "push" to function correctly.

[@jaydeelizabeth9170]

it's actually so good heated up with butter lmao

[@amandanewman1585]

Lol my mom loves canned bread, i get it for her when we have holiday dinners

[@TheAuntieBa]

B&M Brown Bread is really dessert and with cream cheese it’s stupendous. Be aware it’s very high in sugar - abd calories. I’ve eaten it since I was a kid...a very long time ago. Over fifty years. I have some in my pantry right this moment.

[@tania8257]

Omar 😭

[@zomama6180]

That cheese is actually impressive . That chicken.. lord emmy😭😭

[@littlemisslenny13]

Chicken : “all my life I had to fight.” RIP 😩

[@reneetravis6106]

littlemisslenny13 ☠️

[@angelahayes7983]

🤣🤣🤣 I'm weak!!!

[@cheesetoast2659]

😂😂😂😂

[@shordyisdope]

littlemisslenny13 This is the best comment 😂

[@carlafortuin2]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@laurareis892]

That can gave birth to a dead chicken. So what comes first, the chicken or the can?

[@fabricioteixeira1186]

Pain

[@askhowiknow5527]

Whole chicken in a can? They should rename it "instant vegetarian"

[@janicebowen6541]

Without a doubt

[@johns80schick]

Yes! Absolutely!

[@Ash-sl6oh]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@alsinakiria]

Yup. I eat meat, but looking at that I can't help but think "oh, you poor thing. You died for that?"

[@DoctorStrange01]

@@alsinakiria I eat meat, but i wanted to puke even before she opened that can.

[@Mark_Nadams]

Hi Emmy, - B&M brown bread comes out of the can best if you open the can with old fashion opener that cuts on the lid and makes a dangerous wheel razor blade but it can fit through the can. Take both can ends off and roll can on table while pressing down on the side to loosen the bond to the can. Then put one end back on and push on that end and it pops out the open end. You need to push pretty hard but it will pop out. You need to be careful as the bread exits and when you take that wheel razor blade off the now freed bread end. Always a family favorite. It comes with raisins too. Best sliced thin toasted with butter and/or honey.

[@nihilisticmonkeydancing9806]

This Chicken convinced me to go full vegan.

[@VixxKong2]

Go on and eat canned vegan food

[@juleimya4401]

NihilisticMonkey Dancing lmaoooooo😂😂😂😂🤭 If vegans hear you they’ll start using this to convince everyone to go vegan 😭😭😂😭😂😂

[@binksmas]

Level 5 vegan for me

[@julissavalencia7064]

Amen!

[@crios042679]

😂

[@melissablanco8648]

Anyone else remember that Spongebob episode, where squid Ward moves into his dream town and he found his favourite canned bread? He was onto something!

[@luccivuitton7463]

No he wasnt

[@bettyschneider5268]

Melissa Blanco ..... Yes I remember canned bread on sponge Bob! Lol 😆 but I don't know they really had it? 🍣🍞🍔🍰🍞🍣🍔

[@jenharringtonbyers1555]

As a WSU alumni, I can confirm that that cheese is actually insanely good. Especially the pepper jack kind.

[@msgerto]

Jen H AGREED!! Soooo good

[@wsupharmguy]

Go Cougs!

[@wesson0429]

Have you ever seen John Elwoods banjos mage from Cougar Gold cans.

[@jenharringtonbyers1555]

dj nunya no I don’t believe so...Sounds interesting!

[@SunnyIlha]

Aw na Don'cha get me all hungering fo peppa jack canned

[@ruthcousins3110]

I love how you don't overreact or insult any of the food just calmly explain. Saying that the canned chicken looked nasty with that wet raw looking skin. The cheese looked good and I would so use that bread for a rich bread and butter pudding 😂

[@v06261]

Not gonna lie, that apocalyptic bread and cheese looks great.

[@KevinYohh]

What about the whole chicken? 😏

[@teresa_r_l]

The cheese is "special occasion" good. If it was less expensive, it would be a frequent treat. I haven't had the bread, but randomly bought a can of it a few weeks ago (online, because it's not sold here).

[@v06261]

Kevin Jaramillo Nah I’m good

[@v06261]

Teresa L I think I’ll order some of that cheese

[@healyrose4957]

@@v06261 its 75 bucks a can.

[@moonbabys6092]

I guess I’ll be eating bread and cheese in the apocalypse

[@fiveseven15]

Dead whatevers look more appetizing than the chicken...

[@teelesynclair5902]

I wasn't expecting a perfect whole chicken but I don't think I was expecting it to look as if it died a gruesome death either lol

[@bethlamb3286]

We must keep Emmy safe. Shes so soft spoken and wholesome

[@phonecase2745]

HA! 🥴

[@nodezsh]

Clearly you haven't seen her eat a… well, lots of things. She's extremely brave and outgoing, she just puts up a front on KZbin to make _us_ feel safe. A taste test video she did with her brother trying out sweet taste nullifying pills shows her laughing in her natural habitat.

[@jamesglenn745]

Hello 👋 how are you doing today

[@____________2708]

The dirt cookies were 100000 times better than the canned chicken 😆

[@soyboysupreme6190]

i feel sorry for the poor thing that was killed to be turned into this...

[@lizzichi86]

So sad that compassionate comments are few and far between. The fact that she's laughing upon seeing the chicken was quite disturbing, too. Such a disconnect.

[@krystalgalvan7255]

I understand what you are saying but at least she ate it. Most people would just open it to see it and just throw it out. It’s kind of like hunting. You don’t kill just to kill. You kill to eat.

[@maplegirl5915]

@@lizzichi86 stfu

[@maxime9006]

LizziChi Ⓥ disturbing? You are VERY sensitive.

[@lizzichi86]

@@maxime9006, and you're ignorant.

[@awestacular]

That chicken is what starts the zombie apocalypse.

[@user-td1zo3tv9p]

LMFAO! ROTFLMAO!! KOWABUNGA!!! Or would seem that the chicken IS a "Zombie" and awaits only to be ingested so the diner ALSO becomes a Zombie! Bwhahahahahahahaha!! (Closes eyes and sees the chicken waddling around like its human/zombie counterpart, looking to put a bite on an unsuspecting human, thus turning THEM into a "Human In A Can" for eventual eating.) Can anyone say "Canned Soylent Green Human?!?" LMAO AGAIN!!

[@jessicaadams4762]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@teejay1588]

Lol😂😂😂

[@maattthhhh]

All these canned foods would definitely be a fun Make It Fancy episode 😂

[@libbie8489]

That chicken is how I feel all the time: sad looking and salty 😂

[@thanamesny7807]

💀💀

[@beautyisjay]

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@julieboolie4070]

😭😭😂😂😂😭😭

[@lisapizza5974]

😂😂😂

[@jazzy_belle]

Damn..

[@hannahcombs3611]

My dad gets that exact cheese every year for Christmas. I was soooo skeptical of it at first, but now my whole family looks forward to it every year. It’s actually fantastic lol

[@patriciah1187]

Hannah Combs if you buy the cheese from the University instead of from her link it’s half the price. I love Amazon but 42.00 for a can of cheese is nuts

[@pkpunchie]

My uncle ships it to us every so often and its damn good cheese

[@katelynbrown98]

I thought it'd look like velveeta, but it actually looked like truly, real cheese. *Looked* like it tasted good.

[@silentowls]

Omg how funny! We get a couple tins of the Cougar gold cheese every Christmas as well! 🤣🧀👍🏻

[@ThisGuy76]

@@patriciah1187 I looked at the University's site and for those of us on the E coast of the U.S., it says the price of 1 can of the cheese shipped is $46.00! (that's $22 for the cheese & $24 for the shipping! Even if you live i their "zone 1" shipping radius, which is just WA, OR, MT & ID their cheapest sell is $39. I want to try this anyway...but it better be REALLY special!

[@mrquestionmark7895]

Spam seems like a way way better option in all respects, than "Canned chicken".

[@thisislilalice]

Mr QuestionMark spam is gourmet compared

[@wenchology]

I actually love spam tbh

[@james6234]

@@wenchology Damn right spam is awesome

[@redpilled4781]

Nope, the spam of nowadays is nothing like the spam of years ago. I used to fry spam & make fried rice with it. It ended up tasting like ham, but not the new spam it smells awful & not even my dog would eat any.

[@thisislilalice]

Red Pilled spam I get tastes great

[@trichsert206]

I literally searched "canned bread" since I wanted to know if there is any other place but Tentacle Paradise where it's being sold

[@raishps1833]

Can? More like cannot🙅

[@TerriBerri0616]

Raish PS 🎼🥁🥁🥁🎼😂😭😂

[@chrissythepher3127]

😂😂😂 ur profile picture says it all😂😂😂

[@mv8762]

Love the dad joke 😂💜

[@STATICRDzz]

Oh my god I think I'm gonna have a stroke-

[@lolamoon7296]

*I think some people are missing the point, that this is made for apocalyptic times and demands. Especially those that are saying the cheese is too expensive, it’s made to last in a can so what do you expect?*

[@butterbee2163]

But in this case wouldn't it be better to have a cooked chicken? In case you can't heat something up?

[@candi4202]

Right? In the apocalypse these cans are probably something you might find in an old house not something you're going to go to a store and buy. At least that's what I'm thinking

[@choosnau]

Who said it was too expensive

[@colorbar.s]

@@butterbee2163 yes but the whole point of canned chicken is that it's gonna last a really, really long time

[@recoveringsoul755]

The cheese is interesting to me, easier than trying to raise a cow and keep it fed and healthy. I'm also interested in the canned bacon and canned butter from the apocalyptic breakfast video.

[@poshpearls23]

We must protect this beautiful, gentle, upbeat, and soothing soul at all costs. Emmy is a slice of heaven!!!! New watcher here ☺ 💜 🌻

[@connorlink7574]

I just spent 45 min finding this video because I remember watching this so long ago and I’m getting so much nostalgia

[@AP-ex6qz]

Aw ❤️🥰

[@AP-ex6qz]

@@Error_694 looool

[@therasheck]

I learned something today. Cheese from can good, bread from can good, chicken from can...not so much.

[@holdenbell1630]

Canned bread: *SQUIDWARD WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION*

[@icantthinkofaname15]

Hahahaha I love that episode

[@icantthinkofaname15]

Squidville lol

[@hotpocket_42o]

the most underrated comment

[@MadisonFalcoFoods]

Rye or pumpernickel?😏

[@holdenbell1630]

@@MadisonFalcoFoods pumpernickel is my favorite type of bread.

[@davidapps2605]

Golly . . .did that chicken just come out of the apocalypse lol 😂

[@jeffnichols6448]

No, that chicken *started* the apocalypse!

[@jstuart1980]

I’m love B&M brown bread (made in Portland, Maine). It’s best if you wrap it in foil, bake for a bit to warm it, and then butter it. So good!

[@band122005]

Everyone is talking about the chicken...can I give props to the Cougar Gold?!! LOVE THAT CHEESE!!! It is worth every penny and it does get better with age. The smoked cheddar is also top notch! I have family just outside of Pullman and when we visit, we replenish our cheese supply. Glad you enjoyed it! Try it in mac n cheese...you can thank me later :)

[@gaylec258]

I've gotten the best laugh in a long time, by just reading the comments about the chicken. I'll have to add this to my favorites. LOL

[@chinchillahats4907]

I’ve been seeing that bread in the store and every time I see it I hear Squidward in my head saying “Wow!! they have it...canned bread!!” 😅 I’m always tempted to buy it but never do.

[@saralahiani]

It's good, try it! Altho homemade is slightly better.

[@CR-qp3dc]

It's good my parents always bought it when I was growing up.

[@broadwaylvr03]

Me too!! Always lol

[@deannamoore7519]

We used to have that bread all the time back in the 70s. It brings many childhood memories. My brothers and I have discussed it many times assuming it was a thing of the past. I see presents in their future.

[@Cereal_Ki11er]

Lol! I love that episode of spongebob!

[@troywillis9704]

You are the bravest woman alive for eating that chicken, I'm calling the Pope right now. During my starving college student days, one of my favorite treats was a can of Sweet Sue chicken and dumplings. I thought it was actually good, but there was that one little bone you always had to look out for. Great videos.

[@crysispersists9972]

I would use the chicken as a base for a soup or poultry stew, probably the best way to eat it!

[@samee7635]

Probably best to not eat it at all🤣

[@insydi0us92]

That’s the only way I could think of making that edible 😂😂

[@tamraarmstrong1433]

Lol I've eaten shredded canned chicken not my favorite but if I had to eat canned chicken to stay alive I would

[@kymbaahearn]

Maybe, I'm wondering where did the *meat* go; there was no breast at all, the bones were poking out from nothingness when she untinned it. Bizarre.

[@Jess-mu6tk]

My grandma and my mom actually use this canned chicken to make chicken noodle soup and it's pretty good. Kind of gross to look at but once it's deboned and the skin is off of it, it's not much different than any other canned chicken.

[@baldbeardedbassist]

This video captions 'itadakimasu" as "get that lucky moss" and I'm dying

[@JeSuisLaBrunBinx]

Seeing that chicken made me realize I wouldn’t survive an apocalypse. 🙃

[@cherylmeansbelovedordearon3916]

😄😄😄😄

[@michaelis109]

No girl, I wouldn’t have been able to eat that either 😂

[@sitinursnowy731]

Hahaha😂😂😂

[@obsolete5697]

Same

[@drina614]

Girl after not eating in countless days trust me you would devour that chicken.

[@LT-ladytraveler]

Hate to correct you, but I was raised on canned baked bread with my homemade baked beans. I'm 70 and live in California. Yes, California does, and has had this bread. YUMM.

[@KalaInTheKingdom]

I would hate to be the chicken that grew up to be stuffed in a can 😭

[@cavareenvius7886]

You still could end into a soup can. But this...this is worse then hell.

[@jharvey433]

The chicken lived its entire life in that can

[@KalaInTheKingdom]

@@cavareenvius7886 a soup can at least theres still a little dignity, but this can I mean.... how many people are actually gonna buy them?

[@tinaj9607]

So sad.

[@Kittiesdawn]

Kala darling, I agree x

[@I_am_me1991]

When there’s a coronavirus epidemic going on and this pops in your recommendations.....

[@hamsackk]

@@DashThewolfOmegaofthepack ...how?

[@g3matriaa]

@@DashThewolfOmegaofthepack its a fucking worldwide virus now????

[@rrp2600]

@@DashThewolfOmegaofthepack I believe she was referring to the title of the video being "APOCALYPSE DINNER" and not the fact that the host is Asian. But even if she did mean it that way, it would still be a mildly amusing comment. The Coronavirus did originate in an Asian country. So chill the fuck out. People like you are rendering the word racist meaningless.

[@zappyzk304]

@@g3matriaa yep it's a pandemic now

[@ksoundkaiju9256]

Alicia I'd rather catch the virus Than stomach that canned rotting carcass

[@TeresaTifor2]

That chicken just turned me vegan lol 😂

[@lisave10]

For real! 🤢🤢🤢

[@agolftwittler1223]

The chicken community ought to award that chicken a posthumous medal, for saving countless chicken lives by its brave sacrifice. It certainly didn't die in vain. It got canned 😂

[@ellieb.37]

I've just become MORE vegetarian. That was a horror show. The cheese looked great.

[@TeresaTifor2]

Ellie B. I wanna try that cheese but it is SO expensive omg 😮

[@Gee-xb7rt]

most meat looks like that to me anyway, dead animal parts are dead animal parts.

[@tvisitor]

When she opened the bread, I got a nice chuckle at the vacuum seal comment, thinking of Steve1989MREInfo... "Nice hiss!"

[@selinadudley8270]

I've grown up eating that bread and its pretty good. We always had it with baked beans or lots of butter or cream cheese on it. It also comes with raisins in it, if you like raisins. 😊

[@carabiner7999]

Oh crap. I'm about to go to sleep...the canned chicken is going to be in my evil nightmares for weeks. Sobs...

[@whitepouch0904]

HAHAHA 😂

[@kassymendoza7103]

I am a student at WSU and I was so excited to see you featuring Cougar Gold!!! It is absolutely AMAZING and I am so glad you loved it as much we do! I would recommend cutting a wedge and crumbling it next time! It is better that way, especially when you get one with crystals!

[@mallory5755]

We're WSU Alumni too. We LOVE cougar gold. Go Cougs. 💕

[@evelyn0155]

My uncle worked there for decades and would always send a can of Cougar Gold to us around Christmas and we always looked forward to it. Those little salt crystals are magic. Now I’ve gotta go order a can.

[@rinnhart]

Cougar gold is solid gold, I haven't had it in a minute, guess I need to see if they still sell it at the WSUV bookstore.

[@kassymendoza7103]

@@rinnhart I have heard you can order it online through the Bookie!

[@ConstantlyAmazed]

Are all the cougar gold cheeses on the sharp side? I'm a bit more disposed to a milder taste.

[@LincolnRose1]

*howling laughter* Like most people who never believe in chicken in a can until they hold it in their hands, Emmy keeps repeating "chicken...in a can..." as if that will make it more or less real. :) I always love that part of people seeing it for the first time. (source: me getting it sometimes at food banks growing up as "holiday" food after they run out of turkeys)