Apology and Tequila Sausage

[@squam7911]

an apology wearing a hotdog costume while naked underneath it is still more sincere than 90% of the other youtuber apologies

[@Gatorade69]

He could have gone the James Rolfe way releasing an apology video unlisted on a secondary channel where he says "Wasn't me."

[@President-JonSnow.Malkowich]

I have made a continuous and severe lapse of judgement

[@Pixiesfairiedust]

Hes such a tease 😫😩

[@jacobc8036]

@@Gatorade69I’m sorry the AVGN did what now?

[@Gatorade69]

@@jacobc8036 More like what he doesn't do. He released some movie reviews that were plagiarized. James himself didn't plagiarize them but he hired someone to write all his movie reviews and that person plagiarized them. Really James doesn't do anything but read a script from a teleprompter, that's all. He doesn't write the scripts, he doesn't play the games, he's basically just checked out. There's definitely more to it like him not paying his friends and they want nothing to do with him anymore (ever wonder where Guitar guy went ?). Mike Matei helped write a bunch of old episodes and was never credited with anything more than "help." Even the current "Showrunner" Kieran just quit cause he was being f**ked over by Screenwave (not James specifically). Really James is checked out, AVGN is just a brand, the episodes exist for ad revenue. It's sad to see really.

[@GreenZapperZ]

We accept your humble apology, Mr. Sausage.

[@GreenZapperZ]

@don't be surprised I don't care about that video. Nearly no one cares. Stop poaching for views in other people's comment sections.

[@hamsterhabbo]

I didn't expect to find you here man, what a coincidence lmao (Sloth from r/ discord)

[@theshpee1214]

I don't. I know, I'm evil

[@GreenZapperZ]

@@hamsterhabbo Ayyy, it's you! Nice to see a fellow sausage enjoyer :)

[@Fuzzleberry]

@@GreenZapperZ Just report them for spam, they're a bot and I also don't recommend you click random links. But yes we accept your apology Sausage man.

[@HannahMattox]

"How did you confuse Tuesday for Friday?" Tequila.

[@jamescanjuggle]

its one hell of a time machine

[@angusmctwangstick4079]

I didn't expect the apology to be separate. I just thought the main ingredients in this sausage would be apology and tequila.

[@kellynolen498]

you can taste the remorse!

[@andrewodinson3726]

He should apologize for not putting the apology in the sausage.

[@LukeAB951]

Apologize to the sausage and tequila for they should not be combined

[@mossfulgremlin9046]

Next time maybe if we get lucky

[@AsymptoteInverse]

Isn't "apology" an ingredient of tequila already?

[@etaoinshrdlu927]

"That seems like a dangerous amount of tequila" is basically the serving size of tequila.

[@Hermit.Crabbe]

I've never seen anyone, ever, drink a responsible amount of tequila

[@russellzauner]

boil off the liquid in teh tequila then put the ooze in a sausage

[@David673287]

@@Hermit.Crabbe tequila is the one thing i dont touch, the 2 times ive had it, i had alcohol poisoning.

[@antonhengst8667]

good Lord I love tequila

[@madstan3750]

If you can still taste the tequila in a margarita, you need to add more.

[@GlazeonthewickeR]

Most KZbinrs: *5 seconds of silence* “I don’t even know where to start…” video about some made-up drama Mr. Sausage: “Am I naked under this sausage costume? Yes.”

[@Darnetal57]

That is the best apology video I have ever seen. Straight to the point, relevant questions answered, hot-dog costume... Simple, efficient. Everyone should use it as a reference when they need to make an apology video.

[@lumpy1093]

"Do you like knives?" "Do you like to cut things with your knives?" "Does it help keep the voices away?" *"OR DOES IT MAKE THEM ANGRIER?"* *As a serial killer, I approve of this ad-read.*

[@MoistBanana]

As a what now?

[@noxiousminds101]

Hol up

[@SighIGuess777]

The worst part is that you might not even be joking and we would never know

[@Qwaxyducky]

Is the knife good

[@lumpy1093]

@@Qwaxyducky As a frequent buyer, I recommend! 5/5 stars, slices through victims like butter! *I can't say it enough times* you need to buy these knives.

[@TommysPickle]

Apologies and tequila go hand in hand.

[@benjamingeiger]

Though usually the tequila comes first.

[@That_One_Sunshine_Knight]

​@@benjamingeiger then apologizes, and then probably crying.

[@Patrick.Weightman]

The fact that Mr. Sausage took the initiative to address his mistake before others make a scene and twist his arm into doing so unironically makes this a better video than 99% of youtuber apologies

[@TheyCallMeMrSchnappo]

Some youtubers don't apologize for anything while Mr Sausage apologizes for an accidental double upload which I'm sure happens to like everybody. What a champ.

[@leme686]

"Are you naked under that costume?" "Yes" Apology accepted..

[@Dosko]

I think the Mark Boxalo artwork this episode has got to be the best one so far

[@scarletstarwood]

He's the only KZbinr that can apologize and mean it. Another great episode!

[@joshualabarge4401]

Best apology video in existence

[@egg_addict]

When you said "YES, and it's starting to get hot and itchy" I did a spit take. The enthusiasm in that line was glorious.

[@LazarouDave]

The fabled Tequila Sausage! I'd have thought it had gone into the aether!

[@Daorf]

You know you gotta wear the sausage outfit every time now.

[@StSamples]

Oh boy do I now have some new and weird urges after seeing Mr. Sausage in his smexy costume.

[@lumpy1093]

I said the same thing about the ad-read, something about the beginning of it just spoke to me on a personal level.

[@jwbowen]

Nothing weird about that

[@organicleaf]

"will it blow? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

[@LeviathanRX]

"New" urges?

[@HelloKitty-wm7gr]

@@LeviathanRX why would you make it worse LOL

[@misfiringpistons]

Nothing to apologize for, Mr Sauasage.

[@bargen0w]

Being as its a sponsored video, better to apologize rather than act as if it was nothing cuz most sponsored videos need pre-approved by said sponsor and usually with agreement when theyd get uploaded etc. Cab be a fairly big whoops with a sponsor

[@Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger]

I mean he can apologize for stuffing his sausage in that sausage suit. Sausage suit cant speak but that doesn't automatically mean it was consensual sausaging.

[@kratos_benjamin]

Lets aprecciate All the effort he puts into these videos!

[@rikmcdik6662]

Still no party cheese salad sausage so he’s clearly not trying too hard.

[@kratos_benjamin]

@@rikmcdik6662 you know what? Im mad about the fact that one of the repliers is a bot and the other took the comment kind of seriously, and that, for some Reason, im getting likes

[@rikmcdik6662]

@@kratos_benjamin it happens

[@weffel]

@@kratos_benjamin the ironic thing is that the original comment you posted is a generic youtube comment that many bots post and are in the comment section of every youtube video in existance

[@kratos_benjamin]

@@weffel yeah no, I posted this because i know about those generic bots and I wanted someone to call me out, didnt work XD

[@TrevorTrove]

I'm honestly impressed with how high you rated it maybe a bourbon sausage for the next booze one?

[@Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger]

Bourbon Caramel Sausage - pork, fennel, salt and black pepper, bourbon caramel, and for fun lets throw in a couple raisins.

[@squidtime12]

2 videos was just too much. I couldn’t stop crying

[@xWhiteNova44x]

You could just put the tequila in a pan and light it on fire to get the alcohol taste cooked out. Just let it burn until the fire goes out and add the syrup to the sausage mix,it might save the lime flavor from being cooked out.

[@aquatictrotsky1067]

For an apology sausage, you should do the One Week by the Barenaked Ladies Sausage: wasabi, sushi, Swiss Chalet dipping sauce, vanilla milkshake, chicken from a Chinese restaurant, and Snickers.

[@bitewaxxtadpole]

It's got meat, a little heat and a touch of sweet, could be a winner

[@aquatictrotsky1067]

@@bitewaxxtadpole Hey now, don't let Hank Hill hear you saying that heat and meat go well together 😉

[@doomyboi]

That might make his brain stop ticking

[@aquatictrotsky1067]

@@doomyboi If that happens, he can watch X-Files with no lights on to recharge

[@richardlindquist4061]

Chickity China the Chinese chicken have a drumstick and your brain stops ticking

[@AngryAlfonse]

You can't escape the Midwest in you. Ambrosia salad sausage. You gotta do it, Mr. Sausage Sensei.

[@RejectReef]

@Annistar Or as I call it, Richard Nixon's nose boogers. Alternatively, the preacher's retirement dish.

[@UpIsNotJump]

Remember to only buy 100% agave tequilas people. Tequila is a beautiful, smooth, vanilla flavoured magical substance. Yes I'm aware that if making a tequila sausage use whatever fucking garbage tequila you like, but I just love tequila so much, and you can too.

[@K0sm1cKid]

Is that why I don't like Tequila? I've only ever had bad tequila? Can anyone recommend me an accesssible (easy to find) good tequila?

[@soulknife20]

@@K0sm1cKid Cazadores is pretty good tequila. Gran Centenario is my wife's favorite tequila. She lived in Mexico for a decade, so I'll take her word for it. And those are all under 40 dollars a bottle.

[@McBethklok]

@@K0sm1cKid I had the same feeling. My tequila's usually smell like cleaning alcohol, and one sip is a guaranteed night spent above the toilet

[@jacwoodhug]

Wild seeing you around these parts

[@ureyesrbleeding1]

Tequila is fuckin horrible

[@Psianth]

Seems like there's always apologies after a mistake with tequila

[@TheRealQuestionIs11]

That apology is hardly needed, my good Sausage Man

[@druidicdwarf]

Never did I ever expect Mr. Sausage to say in that it needed to taste more like Tequila. Hopefully he tries one with it marinating in the pork the pork next time!

[@aussj4link214]

The only apology video on KZbin that's actually sincere.

[@willbunyan]

Best and most sincere apology on KZbin

[@Tyranzor64]

Any time an online product company says "look at how many 5 star reviews we have" it immediately screams they hired reviewers to leave 5 star reviews or bots left them. If you have to resort to bragging about that, it's probably not legit

[@misfitsatanas5756]

All the way from Ireland...thank you for all your wonderful content mr ordinary sausage. Keep making the world a better place! ⛧🤘⛧

[@julienrebic2862]

Getting a extra video is like finding an extra chicken nugget.

[@jobe-iden]

Jose Cuervo gold is what my mom and I drink together! 💖 I’ve showed her your videos and she finds them disgusting :) I usually watch every episode as soon as it pops up! Love you mr. sausage!

[@jonathanbol3969]

I am very happy with this sausage preparation. No more liquid sausages!

[@cazoo_kid9853]

I used a hotdog costume that looks exactly like that one for Halloween 2018, I love it

[@jroden06]

All good broski, mistakes happen to everyone. We love the sausage outta you ♥️

[@fernandofernandesbarbosa9023]

I CAN HELP YOU WITH THE INDUCTION PAN. oil works A LOT better than water in transfering heat. water boils on 100 degrees celsius, so the water wont go any hotter. if you use oils instead u can transfer much more heat to the pan than water

[@necropollis-]

Best KZbin apology ever. Could’ve used some fake crying and blaming of others for your own mistakes though.

[@AidenTRP]

and the forehead rubbing

[@awest182]

@@AidenTRP where was the opening sigh?

[@joshualykins8730]

Make a sausage that brings you the nostalgia that reminds you of a time before you had to bring us content. Thanks for the content.

[@bonesmcgee6939]

Obviously this is because you still refuse to do the rat sausage, it's ok I forgive you, just give us the rat sausage

[@PALACIO254]

@don't be surprised the rat sausage? Oh boy!

[@jamescanjuggle]

im on board with a rodent based sausage

[@kellynolen498]

the problem is sourcing the rat safely you can get parasites from just grabbing one from the floor of your slumbs

[@Muster_Muckee_II]

@@kellynolen498 Might just have to go out into the woods to get the "au naturale" rat meat.

[@doomyboi]

@@kellynolen498 Might be better to go with dormouse instead

[@MJJ1390]

DO THE BLUE KOOL-AID POWDER SAUSAGE MR SAUSAGE PLEASE

[@nessesaryschoolthing]

Oh yeah!

[@acorn6173]

Oh yeah! Pls make a chain

[@huggleskuishy]

Cottage cheese and pineapple tidbits. That’s what old people eat.

[@dr.celsius886]

i missed it the first time around, glad to see it back!

[@goodguykonrad3701]

I think for this apology to be truly meaningful you need to do a surströmming sausage

[@bogbert7019]

This video was so distressing for so many reasons. Love you and your work, Mr. Sausage

[@markmoskowitz5482]

I love your channel, but have a couple recommendations: Use lime zest for lime flavor if you are cooking something. And like you did in this video boiling or steaming your sausage before searing it will likely reduce how many sausages burst.

[@aaronjones306]

I love your content whenever it is released. You’re a legend sausage maker and one of a kind. Babish whispers he had the clout that you have

[@Forout]

I love the alcohol sausages! I am also once again kindly requesting a fish sticks sausage!

[@MrGallardoSpider]

make sure to put the rind of citrus fruits into mixes if you want that flavour! the oils hold all the flavour, and the rind has way more oil (flavour) than the juice. you can also use the juice in the mix in place of another fluid, eg if the recipe calls for a volume of water

[@RedRumOnE]

7:04 "Hey Space Ghost, why don't you Crack a window?." Bobcat Goldthwait

[@rosiebun28]

one thing ive found in my own experimenting is that with liquids like this if you marinate the chopped (but not yet ground) meat in the liquid for a few hours or overnight if you can then it actually seems to come out pretty good! (i did it with an apple cinnamon tea and it came out amazing!)

[@retiredchannel612]

Anyone else worried that one day he’s gonna grab the wrong squirt bottle and fry a sausage in Lysol

[@spacebusdriver]

that already happened but he realized his mistake on time, no idea which video it was though.

[@marcgonzalez628]

The " or does it make them angrier" got a good chuckle out of me

[@SyburrMSM]

Sausage Suggestion: Chick Fil A Sauce Sausage!

[@MJTRadio]

I monitor my subscriptions and this channel's content like a damn hawk, how did I miss the mistaken upload?

[@tacotacotacoization]

You might be the sausage man, but you’re still a man after all! Humans make mistakes buddy we love you so goddamn much! Hopefully the sponsors love you too!

[@MrEmerys89]

That sounds pretty good. I bet it would work well with lime crema drizzled on top

[@InternetBirb]

Next time for a liquid sosig: Try brining the meat itself in the liquid, not the meat in the CASING Soak first, THEN casing, then boil, sear T h e n C o n s u m e

[@grantmurphy4]

Watched it before, happy to watch it again. Thank you Mr. Sausage

[@MalleusSemperVictor]

At least if Sausage God calls him back to Sausage Heaven we'll have one more video with him.

[@richardneal4616]

I love the style in recent months where instead of only making a sausage out of the ingredient he adds an ingredient to the meat. It makes for much more interesting vids.

[@xxghost_sniperxx950]

I love the evolution of your channel, you seem like a good egg

[@alZiiHardstylez]

This won't be forgotten...

[@simoncleret]

That's a more professional apology than you get from most media companies these days.

[@Roblaster11]

You are my spirit animal Mr.Sausage ❤️ ♥️

[@singeslayer8367]

No problem, mr sausage, all is forgiven

[@XShadoWPaws]

We'll forgive. But we'll never forget.

[@michaelsnickers3910]

Such an honest content creator. He's not in it for the money, but for the content grind. Best of luck to you Mr. Sausage for that you shall never do such a mistake again. But please keep wearing that sausage costume

[@peapy4965]

The way the audio sounds in this video was designed in such a way that upon clicking play, it sounded like Mr. Sausage himself was standing right behind me. About emptied my sausage casing onto my chair.

[@josiahvanderpool1943]

This is the only KZbin apology video where the person is actually sorry

[@ghhn4505]

4:01 the one photo of the person who cut their finger with the knife made me laugh my ass off

[@maxime3648]

This may be my favorite episode of the show ever!

[@cianbrown9469]

loving your content man, please keep it up

[@user-bf6gz8ej4o]

Plot twist: He did the accident on purpose just to have an excuse for an apology video in order to show us his cool hot dog costume.

[@mangothemike]

When an apology about an accidental upload is more genuine than every other KZbin apology.

[@bluecollarmetal7]

best apology video ever, I will now watch your video because of that apology, I could not fathom the possibility of watching a video after your mistake. Thanks for apologizing.

[@jacobthompson1682]

I thought I saw a José vid the other day. Thanks for bring it back and filming an apology.

[@lxfreyaxl7040]

He's keeping Mrs sausage happy with that speed spray action

[@gokufirespit8418]

My new head cannon is that the sausage suit is on in any video where photo evidence doesn’t suggest otherwise

[@kalechips4564]

2:03 excellent rendition of The Heavy

[@FZeroRacer]

Sausage the costume Mr. Sausage. It's the only way to make amends.

[@IAmTheOnlyMrDaryl]

I love how during the ad there was an image of a finger sliced open

[@encross8058]

the sausages were spinning because you got them drunk

[@nei3-o5l]

the only thing you should be apologizing for is stealing my heart with that saucy goatee

[@Mykasan]

that's an even better sausage video. mr, sausage. hope to see that costume agian.

[@cocobreeze6745]

I like to imagine he's wearing the sausage costume while making the sausage

[@AroundTheBlockAgain]

That boxalo box art will haunt me. Kudos.

[@robhunter7245]

Off with his crispy, tied off, natural casing ends!

[@antontresoor5384]

The Ruffalo box with the stain running down his chin was extra special.

[@Stephen-jw8ci]

i found your channel yesterday and i saw the title and thought “oh for fuck’s sake is he already getting cancelled? i barely got to enjoy his videos!” lmao keep up the great content

[@rmhbernoff]

I also forgot what day it was this week, Mr. Sausage. We're all only human.

[@innerecho9468]

This is the best apology video of All Time

[@albertosara416]

this is one of the best apology videos in the history of apology videos

[@Lute01]

out of all the youtuber apology videos i've seen, i think give this one 5 mark ruffalos.

[@Ralxikas]

The best apology video of all time

[@JimeLello]

This was an excellent episode Mr. Sausage

[@bigmclargehuge8219]

Oh he's not just a pair of hands