【Apple】Dimwit brother in law incessantly steals my car. I reach my limit, ditch his sister and…

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@JoshuaMaupin
@JoshuaMaupin 9 ай бұрын
1) Report car as stolen 2) Eviction Notice - Grand Theft and Enablement by Tiffany 3) Throw their shit out, change locks 4) Tape Divorce papers to door
@iriscurbelo4144
@iriscurbelo4144 9 ай бұрын
YEAH !! And why are you leaving the car keys out? Stupid.
@defender4004
@defender4004 9 ай бұрын
If his presence at work was so important that day, why didn’t he call a taxi? First call a taxi to be at work on time. Then, maybe while sitting in the taxi, call the police to report your car stolen. Who endangers his promotion he worked month for instead of finding an alternative way to get to the office?
@lindahill7315
@lindahill7315 9 ай бұрын
Good morning, everyone. Just report it as stolen. And yes even if family you can report them for thief. Good story
@sakilynn
@sakilynn 9 ай бұрын
It isn't borrowed if you never asked. Word to the wise: even if you know who took it, call the cops. Only likely way they'll learn. I bet Tiffany would chew Corey out if his shenanigans cost her a Porsche.
@kpopninja
@kpopninja 9 ай бұрын
Okay Apple Text what is your beef with video games. It is always associated with the villain. Most gamers aren't like this.
@pandoraneko8397
@pandoraneko8397 9 ай бұрын
It's not about the video game it's about the person
@sailormana6249
@sailormana6249 9 ай бұрын
​@@pandoraneko8397 Are you sure? They also target the LEGO collection like LEGOs and video games=lazy bum moocher. It'd be nice if they quit attacking that and show someone who just did that as a hobby or job and was successful with it
@kaimikalaniYT
@kaimikalaniYT 9 ай бұрын
Maybe they just aren’t good at/couldn’t get into video games and/or other activities they always make people seem like bums or bad people. It could be projection
@nancyoleksy
@nancyoleksy 9 ай бұрын
Why is he arguing with this dope. I would have called the cops by now and had him arrested for stealing the car.
@Orsonfoe
@Orsonfoe 9 ай бұрын
Most likely the wife. She would tell him to come down the family.ect ect and he would over look it for one reason or another.
@instigatedeye5941
@instigatedeye5941 9 ай бұрын
No, you do not ask around when your car is missing, you call the cops, theft is theft, if you didnt permit someone to use your expensive machinery, or anything else, its theft, if the cops were called the first time, this problem wouldn't be continuing to happen.
@myrakeefer5977
@myrakeefer5977 9 ай бұрын
Why do they draaaaaaag it out so long just call the police. I can't do these anymore.
@ejcastro9518
@ejcastro9518 9 ай бұрын
McDonald's doesn't serve lunch/dinner in the morning. You can't get a Big Mac until after 11 am. How late do these ppl go to work?
@paulredinger5830
@paulredinger5830 9 ай бұрын
Just call the police after one warning. Then NO MERCY!
@cyndicook7755
@cyndicook7755 9 ай бұрын
Tiffany is a model? What does she model? Flea collars?
@tiaa668
@tiaa668 9 ай бұрын
🤣😂🤣😂
@treb1988
@treb1988 9 ай бұрын
he doesn't shower but he uses up all the shampoo? what does he do with it? drink it?
@kurtiskoch880
@kurtiskoch880 9 ай бұрын
Maybe he tries huffing it.
@mariterrones3716
@mariterrones3716 9 ай бұрын
It's time for a life lesson for the wife which means find out what she loves and borrow it especially something she needs to have and see if she will learn if not it's time to go.
@kurtiskoch880
@kurtiskoch880 9 ай бұрын
When it comes to drugs just say no. Duh!
@aliciaswofford989
@aliciaswofford989 9 ай бұрын
One of those long-winded "episode" but there were a few chuckles along the way. And now it makes me want to get a McFlurry. 😆
@cyndicook7755
@cyndicook7755 9 ай бұрын
Corey looks like the kind of creep you find hanging out near the entrance of women's bathrooms.
@tanithschneider3051
@tanithschneider3051 9 ай бұрын
He looks like a 45 year old who lives in his mother’s basement and leers at the school girls walking by.
@BoltrodGaming
@BoltrodGaming 9 ай бұрын
For God's sake man GET TO THE POINT! Why spend half an hour constantly reminding us that brother is a bum and sister is an enabler? If you had enough around 43:00 is the turning point.
@kurtiskoch880
@kurtiskoch880 9 ай бұрын
Tiffany and Corey are the stereotypical millennial versions of the scarecrow. "I know im missing something but ... aww must not be that important."
@chimchimindiandragon
@chimchimindiandragon 9 ай бұрын
The cats and kittens in the background are absolutely crazy 😂😂😂 i really just wanted the text to vanish so i can see them 😂😂😂❤❤❤ that black cat is magestic
@cherylcourtney1960
@cherylcourtney1960 9 ай бұрын
Take a taxi, then hide the keys. If he hot wires it, report it stolen.
@defender4004
@defender4004 9 ай бұрын
Report it stolen wether he hot wires it or not. He didn’t have permission to take the keys or the car.
@donnarupert4926
@donnarupert4926 9 ай бұрын
OMG😳Could they find a creepier picture for Corey or what???😂
@timemerson4162
@timemerson4162 9 ай бұрын
I just read this before the 1st message by him. you weren't kidding.
@linexp274
@linexp274 9 ай бұрын
I just said that lol he looks 45
@bridgetdebourgh5698
@bridgetdebourgh5698 9 ай бұрын
Good Morning ☀️ Have a happy fun Wednesday everyone 👋🤗🐪 From Louisiana 🐊
@lorannamoody7011
@lorannamoody7011 9 ай бұрын
Hey again! 🏝🦎🐫🐪
@bridgetdebourgh5698
@bridgetdebourgh5698 9 ай бұрын
@@lorannamoody7011 Hey 👋 Have fun today 🤗🐊🐪
@dianapickett1690
@dianapickett1690 9 ай бұрын
Good morning from Texas 😊
@lorannamoody7011
@lorannamoody7011 9 ай бұрын
@@bridgetdebourgh5698 will do! You too❤️🦎🏝🐪🐫
@bridgetdebourgh5698
@bridgetdebourgh5698 9 ай бұрын
@@dianapickett1690 Good Morning Diana 👋 Have a fun Wednesday 🤗
@donnarupert4926
@donnarupert4926 9 ай бұрын
Who gets married and brings their weird brother along😬
@TheJinx1441
@TheJinx1441 9 ай бұрын
Brother likely couch surfed a bit too long at his sister/brother-in-law's house and sister is adamant on letting him stay.
@crazyfisherman100
@crazyfisherman100 9 ай бұрын
Why are the keys were he can get them?
@ediamondsounds
@ediamondsounds 4 ай бұрын
This character is cracking me up like a California surfer, love it 😂
@tanithschneider3051
@tanithschneider3051 9 ай бұрын
Tiffany is the absolute worst.
@mariterrones3716
@mariterrones3716 9 ай бұрын
Replace the ignition key and keep the key away from the bil and the wife.
@audreygoode9321
@audreygoode9321 9 ай бұрын
Tiffany needs a reality check hes an adult not a toddler 🤨
@defender4004
@defender4004 9 ай бұрын
If he were a toddler he wouldn’t have any business to drive a car.
@paulredinger5830
@paulredinger5830 9 ай бұрын
MacDonalds doesn’t make big Mac’s for breakfast.
@gretchenannmckissack1400
@gretchenannmckissack1400 9 ай бұрын
McDonald's does not serve hamburgers when it's breakfast time.😮
@Beth24479
@Beth24479 9 ай бұрын
56:06 If he was up all night playing games, I’m assuming his breakfast would be our lunch! 😂
@zackkatian3436
@zackkatian3436 9 ай бұрын
They do now. But it's limited selection. At least in my country. They had to answer the competition from Hungry Jacks, aka Burger King with their 24 hour menu.
@StoopidMonkeysMomma
@StoopidMonkeysMomma 9 ай бұрын
"You dont want to me to be with your girlfriend either." Did I miss something??? 43:06 that took a WEIRD turn
@Starbean89
@Starbean89 9 ай бұрын
My youngest sibling, my brother made the mistake of stealing my dads car once . He had a bad habit of stealing things from me and my family when he wanted them and we told him no. This habit kicked in when his biological mother rejected him and only took interest in his biological sisters (my family was a foster care family I and one of my younger sisters were my parents biological kids but honestly you can’t tell my four other sisters arnt related to us we look so alike) well on the occasion of the grand theft auto he was put in jail and this marvelous time happened when one of my sisters was getting married in a few days, well my brother was going to be in lock up during the wedding and for a while after for his actions. He in his infinite wisdom used a phone call to ask/tell my sister to postpone her wedding for him. My now awesome brother in law took the phone from my shocked and upset sister and told him to F off and never demand anything from her again. And chewed him out for stealing my dad’s car. He thankfully has grown up and out of his kleptomania and is trying to not be a fool these days but sometimes he does a backflip into the sea of stupid ideas.
@wesleywright6458
@wesleywright6458 9 ай бұрын
Corey would pull out of McDonald’s to police waiting for him.
@CO84trucker
@CO84trucker 9 ай бұрын
At least Ferris Bueller attempted to reverse the odometer after taking his best friend's father's prized car for a joyride through Chicagoland!
@StoopidMonkeysMomma
@StoopidMonkeysMomma 9 ай бұрын
Wow what a couple of space cadets
@MelMel-zo9sy
@MelMel-zo9sy 9 ай бұрын
I think the most amazing thing in this whole story is that the brother manages to find a working McFlurry machine. Then again, I suppose it’s a lot more possible than a shake machine working.
@skystar2026
@skystar2026 9 ай бұрын
But the ice cream comes from the same machine just a different siee😂
@MelMel-zo9sy
@MelMel-zo9sy 9 ай бұрын
@@skystar2026 I know, which makes it all the more unbelievable when they claim one’s broken but the other isn’t. I guess it’s more of a pain making one than the other? Or more difficult to clean? Honestly I’ve just stopped trying to get either and my wallet thanks me.
@skystar2026
@skystar2026 9 ай бұрын
@@MelMel-zo9sy I used to work at a McDonald's for two years from what i know it was either broken, in heat mode and no one knew how to cut off heat mode, it was being cleaned or just too lazy
@defender4004
@defender4004 9 ай бұрын
Tiffany is delusional. How would buying a car for a person WHO DOESN’T HAVE A DRIVERS LICENSE help that person to get around?
@SandraNelson063
@SandraNelson063 9 ай бұрын
We were a two car family for a while. My brother's car, because his university was a very long way a way, was about 3rd hand, and a bit run down. My mom's car was shiny, well maintained and usually 3 yrs old. She drove to a nearby school, and worked as a teacher. Dad and I took the bus. We had to go all the way downtown. I never learned to drive, as the possibility of getting my hands on either car was a big Nope.
@mariterrones3716
@mariterrones3716 9 ай бұрын
It's time for the wife to be the main provider for her brother while her husband goes on alone without the wife or the bil because she will never put her husband before her brother so then she should take all the responsibility for her brother instead of relying on her husband.
@Tzaddi15
@Tzaddi15 9 ай бұрын
Looks like common sense has been chasing you and you've always found a way to outrun it. 😅
@kurtiskoch880
@kurtiskoch880 9 ай бұрын
Nicely put but I would rather like to think he kept ignoring his common sense and it just decided to run away.
@riley6740
@riley6740 9 ай бұрын
Fitting picture of Cory by his phone number. He sounds very much like his picture.
@HellkittyMeow
@HellkittyMeow 4 ай бұрын
Legos are AWESOME!
@LoveOnTheInsidex3
@LoveOnTheInsidex3 9 ай бұрын
Again count how many times he says like, man or bro 😂
@wot4922
@wot4922 9 ай бұрын
I can just make out the US citizens in these comments. It's like...right step1, step 2 and so forth immediately.🤣🤣🤣 have a great day guys.
@danielabolivar1761
@danielabolivar1761 9 ай бұрын
Really good story!!!
@shoshanaudelson4481
@shoshanaudelson4481 9 ай бұрын
28 years old with a Lego collection? Wicked cut!
@damhnaitcockburn2970
@damhnaitcockburn2970 7 ай бұрын
With all of the specialized LEGO sets, I know a lot of people in their 30’s and 40’s with collections. Especially the Star Wars sets. Video games and LEGO don’t make the guy a child, no one enforcing consequences for his actions is what did it. However, this is another story about the antagonist becoming a victim of abuse. I would rather hear that the doofus was locked up for crimes than hear that they are forced into indentured servitude with their human rights violated in this way. Just have the dad abandon both kids to their own devices and make them earn their own way. No need for surveillance and taking away the model’s phone. How is she supposed to get jobs to continue her professional life without a damned phone.
@madbr3991
@madbr3991 9 ай бұрын
Report car as stolen
@dracofirex
@dracofirex 9 ай бұрын
I swear if they say "At the end of the day" one more time...!
@thecornettmultiverse
@thecornettmultiverse 9 ай бұрын
Okay, not that I’m defending Corey’s actions by a landslide, he definitely crossed some lines, but can we not automatically assume that LEGO or video games equal immaturity? Most millennials have gotten to the point we’re never going to own homes or have much of a future, let us have hobbies that at least give us some enjoyment. Greg shouldn’t be ready to throw someone else’s belongings to prove a point.
@TheJinx1441
@TheJinx1441 9 ай бұрын
It's one thing to have balanced hobbies, but it's another to be consumed by it and have nothing to take someone out of it. You can have whatever hobbies you wish, but, if you're becoming obsessed with it to the point of having nothing to do but that hobby, it becomes a problem. And, sadly, as fun as they are, anime and video games can be pretty addicting and one hell of an escape from life. In Corey's case, he saw himself as lucky that he didn't have anything to interrupt his hobbies and didn't have anything productive to balance him out and also a bit of fear that he would be nothing with nothing to his name if anything went wrong, so he sunk into video games where he could be anyone but him. And the results were plain to see. He saw life as a video game of sorts and himself as the plot-armored main character with his sister as his support, with the OP as the BBEG(Big Bad Evil Guy/Villain) trying to get him out of his beloved hobby and into a "dull, boring" life of responsibility. And in the end it worked, in the exact opposite extreme to what Corey had prior. Where he once had endless indulgence and static, he now has to endure endless activity and austerity. Though it would be nice to have a video-game loving protagonist that got shit done, though.
@thecornettmultiverse
@thecornettmultiverse 9 ай бұрын
@@TheJinx1441 I don’t disagree at all. If anything my hobbies in writing and video games have provided not only a great stress relief outlet but wait to improve my social skills and work abilities. My issue is that these stories have a bad habit of using things that traditionally were associated with children as a shorthand for immaturity and laziness. Say what you will about other channels in the Appleverse umbrella, but at least over the last six months a good chunk of them have gotten better about trying to subvert character development tropes.
@linexp274
@linexp274 9 ай бұрын
Why wouldn’t you be able to do these things? If you wanted it enough you would do it! Excuses are easy huh?
@2Fangirl
@2Fangirl 9 ай бұрын
What is it with Corey's language? "Hey, man", "like", "Hey, bro", etc. Plus he acts like a child. Yeesh.
@dracofirex
@dracofirex 9 ай бұрын
Seriously he sounds like a 90s surfer bro
@SzaraWilk
@SzaraWilk 9 ай бұрын
Corey is mental. Kinda like my sister, but she is usefull and more independed.
@kurtiskoch880
@kurtiskoch880 9 ай бұрын
Corey doesn't have a mind to be mental.
@LoveOnTheInsidex3
@LoveOnTheInsidex3 9 ай бұрын
And you can’t just take someone’s phone from them
@damhnaitcockburn2970
@damhnaitcockburn2970 7 ай бұрын
With all of the specialized LEGO sets, I know a lot of people in their 30’s and 40’s with collections. Especially the Star Wars sets. Video games and LEGO don’t make the guy a child, no one enforcing consequences for his actions is what did it. However, this is another story about the antagonist becoming a victim of abuse. I would rather hear that the doofus was locked up for crimes than hear that they are forced into indentured servitude with their human rights violated in this way. Just have the dad abandon both kids to their own devices and make them earn their own way. No need for surveillance and taking away the model’s phone. How is she supposed to get jobs to continue her professional life without a damned phone.
@veritysimone
@veritysimone 9 ай бұрын
AT THE END OF THE DAYYY!
@jeanbatchelor7007
@jeanbatchelor7007 9 ай бұрын
Is this one sponsored or something? It sounds like that family is filled with stoners
@gretchenannmckissack1400
@gretchenannmckissack1400 9 ай бұрын
Come on, you do not need a license to ride a bike. This story is ridiculous!😮
@TheJinx1441
@TheJinx1441 9 ай бұрын
You do if it's a motorcycle, which needs a license plate and its own exam.
@defender4004
@defender4004 9 ай бұрын
You also need one if it’s a fast e-bike, at least in my country.
@sharongreen4407
@sharongreen4407 9 ай бұрын
Please report this care stolen before I get angry 😡
@zulaikaali4101
@zulaikaali4101 9 ай бұрын
Just call polite on them/him.
@linexp274
@linexp274 9 ай бұрын
Huh?? What does that mean?
@veritysimone
@veritysimone 9 ай бұрын
​@@linexp274they meant "police"
@clukecluke8316
@clukecluke8316 5 ай бұрын
Interesting premise but not too believable. Taking someone's car is a deal-breaker across the board.
@TheTequilaLeftenant
@TheTequilaLeftenant 9 ай бұрын
Wtf is up with Josh, he does my head in with this joo, Joo, JuSt Be CoOl MeN...
@savannahtarvin
@savannahtarvin 6 ай бұрын
I don’t understand why Tiffany wasn’t backing her husband up she seemed to still love him I don’t get it I love my family but something was going on between one of my relatives and my husband I always had his back sometimes I didn’t even agree with him but as long as no one was going to die or be physically hurt I had his back
@professor_dw5017
@professor_dw5017 9 ай бұрын
This like a annoying version of Breaking Bad 😮‍💨
@LoveOnTheInsidex3
@LoveOnTheInsidex3 9 ай бұрын
Maybe it’s just me but under surveillance is a bit much isn’t it?
@dennisfoong7953
@dennisfoong7953 9 ай бұрын
Oh apple text, I used to look forward to your channel. But nowadays your videos are way to lengthly with no substances. You are dragging on a story that could be told in less than half the time. 😢😢
@ruthbenjamin5664
@ruthbenjamin5664 9 ай бұрын
Rather long
@vegasrenie
@vegasrenie 9 ай бұрын
My least favorite female VA. Nails on a chalkboard. Love the guys, though.
@amberleeannalee1999
@amberleeannalee1999 9 ай бұрын
Why would u let her take ur car and have access to the keys ? This is his fault
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