Apple WWDC 2023 Was the Most Boring Ever

[@dheeraj_one]

Mom: Clean your room Kid : I'm playing on my iPad, So No Ma

[@adishor22]

😂

[@felixbt821]

😂

[@NoX-512]

An oxymoron?

[@ImAkore]

😂😂😂😂

[@Saas_1]

At this point I'm more excited for your parodies than the new stuff they announce...

[@Muhsin-ox1vj]

That's what I was thinking about while watching the brief for WWDC. How would Sam parody these things 🤣🤣😊

[@alvallac2171]

*point, I'm *excited exited = past tense of "to exit"

[@cjeelde]

Same same! The most boring part in the WWDC keynotes is always the new WatchOS. I actually waited for WatchOS in the keynote so I could cook dinner 😂😂

[@TheNameOfJesus]

I counted at least 3 or 4 great jokes in this video.

[@thenadonation2664]

Apple doesn't announce anything new anymore except their higher prices.

[@okhouri]

You are a genius. Apple should be paying you for this amazing summary.

[@maxwasson2000]

4:31 You'll also notice that it looks like Windows as well with the wallpaper that vaguely resembles Windows XP's hill (Windows XP's hill is located in Sonoma, CA btw) and widgets from Windows Vista.

[@mr.sidious9163]

Oh yeah wow you're right!! 😮 Shows that they're really running out of ideas now 😂😂

[@hunterjay8331]

@@mr.sidious9163 Or… Sonoma is within 20 minutes driving distance to the “bliss” hill. 🤔

[@SAMTIME]

The plot thickens 🧐

[@maxwasson2000]

@@SAMTIME Maybe we'll get a "Microsoft responds to Apple's Mac OS Sonoma" sketch

[@Llamu]

@@maxwasson2000 you guessed it

[@exploshaun]

Great summaries like these is why Sam is my only source of tech news. Other channels only gave the most popular stuff. Here I get the full experience of things I never heard of.

[@saipawankumar5297]

Dude, this was one of your best videos ever. And I’ve watched them all, multiple times 😊

[@milkyway5573]

Ah yes, the convention where apple reminds us that we cant aford their shit

[@zellzoii]

it's not "shit"

[@ilikestuff8218]

@@zellzoii yeah it's crap

[@zellzoii]

@@ilikestuff8218 Apple products have some amazing tech in them

[@Simeeow]

@@ilikestuff8218Nah, it’s the sweetcorn in your shit.

[@Simeeow]

I Type, On an iPad..

[@ekwem]

The notes app @4:10 got me 🤣🤣🤣

[@ClonedRei]

And 5:17 i can't 😂

[@djross95]

"That's what she said", lol... Sam is the best!!

[@theshadowman1398]

A pro tower where you can’t upgrade the CPU, Memory or add a graphics card. Apple truly lost it

[@JellyBg]

That was hilarious 😂

[@SAMTIME]

Hey, thanks Nikola! Stay FUNKY :D

[@pilituraa6548]

Good work ! I think this is one of your best videos !

[@Baylow94]

Absolutely worth the wait. "Metal Gear Tim Cook" cracked me up 😂😂

[@YarakaOfficial]

Bro I swear this has to be one of your best ones so far. You just keep improving even after all those years and I have so much respect for that

[@Musouka3]

4:34 Great to see Windows Vista inspiring Apple from beyond the grave :)

[@arunelangovan3502]

Not sure what is more hilarious Apple Vision Pro costing $3499 or the auto-generated subtitle reading $34.99 🤣

[@Abaw]

4:09 that joke was so random and sudden it actually made me laugh.

[@deckscomm]

That combines two chips by... taping together with 🍎Pro Tape plus

[@mr.xharlie]

God this is good 😂😂. Sam Tucker never misses

[@moshnroll507]

Those fakeouts for RCS and airdrop had me dying 😂😂😂

[@hiHiHiHiHiHiiiiiiiiiii]

then rcs actually cames there lol

[@yerielzamora]

5:17 absolutely roasted the watch man

[@stormglass2882]

3:47 You actually got me excited there for a minute. 🤦‍♂️🤣

[@ArmandoAguilarJr]

Agreed. It was very boring. Probably why Cook is leaving, cause he has no ideas.

[@rowan7929]

You sum up all of it in a much interesting way than any of the announcements they do.

[@MixwellSidechains]

I was shouting the same thing during the event, a calculator?

[@johnaart]

Lock Screens more Lockeddy 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ProductBasement]

So they have 82 OSs now, that all somehow operate in a single ecosystem. Wait a few years and they'll breathlessly announce that they are revolutionizing the ecosystem by having one OS for everything. Then the versions of this "one" OS will slowly creep apart until they announce that they're going back to separate OSs, and so on. Because that's easier than coming up with anything new

[@kingsakie132]

All the os already work in sync. Lol what u talking about ?

[@jakegarrett8109]

@@kingsakie132 So is Android/Linux/Windows. I know, I know Android is just a spin of Linux (and both are Unix based the same as Mac), but its interesting to see how almost every machine runs Linux (even vending machines use Linux, your fridge might even run Linux).

[@kasvith]

With multiple timers, possibilities are just endless

[@kindofanmol]

This had me rolling on the floor laughing. You're so good man.

[@SonglyWryt.Bon-Burr]

Apple actively not letting its ios pair with others is why I could never. Bluetooth is a blessing.

[@o_s-24]

Oh apple learnt how to make interactive widgets. They're evolving

[@thenadonation2664]

Carbon neutral, but all the leaf blowers in their commercial are gas powered.

[@joshi3x]

The only place where the emoji 😂 is justified, cause I'm literally laughing tears.

[@anon_y_mousse]

People that use iDevices don't need a calculator, that's for people that care about the price of the things they buy.

[@moevor]

Nice one Sam :) You alone truly provide what we normies what to see

[@yorkman1212]

Sam Tucker be helping lonely Tim Cook 😂

[@Stop4MotionMakr]

The Notes app upside down 🤣

[@hlesko3254]

The most expensive face time ever😂

[@DerMuri]

Metal Gear Tim Cook totally got me 😂😂😂

[@Undo3rHD]

Absolutely funny and witty 😂. Subscribed

[@truthmatters7573]

Pet face recognition came just in time cuz you're the G.O.A.T. ! Love your vids :)

[@prathamshenoy9840]

their "vision pro" was just a distraction to all their bad OS launches

[@glennwatson]

You did have me with RCS support, had me all excited for a second.

[@deckscomm]

It's about SamTime for the WWDC

[@Redwing635s]

they claim its the best but every year they improve the price

[@panzerofthelake506]

"Here's 'A DT' " they completely butchered that name 😂

[@safaaatheer5662]

You are a legend.

[@andrzejroskowicz245]

4:06 that was my reaction watching this 😂

[@gentle285]

"Emojis just take a few more steps to send now.. for some reason.. Cool! Good upgrade!" 🤣🤣 This is one of your best uploads Sam! :D

[@GlobeTrotterzFC]

love your stuff Sam!

[@b_altmann]

So that’s what that was about. Now I don’t have to watch the long version.

[@techtt6213]

Yeah my comment got featured! Had no idea it got so many likes

[@snipoxkillo1099]

4:35, ah the good old vista days

[@cjeelde]

-The return of real jobs! -Steve Jobs? -No, b10w jobs! The leaf blowers! 😂😂

[@JevoUK]

Actually I did fall asleep before the ski goggles announcement.

[@avinash7978]

wow that's hilarious. every apple employee need to watch this in their office 🤣

[@hakimzah]

thank you for suffering for us. you're a true comrade

[@TheFourthWinchester]

Apple doesnt do anything good anymore. It is annoying.

[@MrJsbigred]

Dear Lord, I love this channel

[@Simeeow]

4:26 There’s a reason they are the “crack” marketing team

[@senditall152]

Chin 2 Ultra lol.

[@skitcentral.]

0:27 Meta Users: 😂😂😂😂

[@prasaddd]

I had tears, after continuous laughing

You are so awesome 😂😂😂

[@JOHNWICK-5903.5]

I thought Apple finally made Calculator app for iPad. But Nope.

[@dylanrivera333]

I did fall asleep

[@prashantjadav2083]

Wtc❤ Australia 🇦🇺 make history congratulations 1 century 😊😊😊😊😊love from India 🇮🇳 😊😊

[@amare65]

Happy to see that Taco is keeping himself busy after his one hit wonder from the '80s.

[@frkzoid]

Got in i5 PC for $90 (Aus), a free 42 inch TV from a friend because a lightning hit his TV antenna that damaged the TV tuner while all others still work and another 24 inch to browse the internet while watching a movie. I like to be 2-3 or even more steps behind because it still functions. I'm due for an upgrade because I'm at least 5 steps behind. Got to get back to at least two. With phones, I upgrade when a new model is about to come out.

[@pepsolenel]

3:08 yes you did

[@Jordansklar0698]

a calculator no kidding for real ipad needs one already

[@TheMojojojoism]

why is this so underrated?

[@kasvith]

Side spearkers would be +700$

[@sahalization]

Hi Sam. I admit that I miss the Funky Time slide in the end of video

[@LIVEWIREMEDIAENT]

0:04 That's why.

[@raxadian]

Now you can buy the Apple Pillow for just 999.99!

[@tkps]

I saw they sneaked in that "thirty four ninety nine" the way we've always described $34.99. They're shifty bastards and they think we're stupid.

[@alejandroalzatesanchez]

"View it cheaply sideways"

[@plugpulled]

ROFLMAO most expensive Facetime ever!

[@cattisturis166]

Outrageous 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@putty5155]

BRO THIS SHIT IS SO FUNNY OMFG

[@vasudevmenon2496]

SoGnome(a) looks like windows vista or 7 with gadgets

[@LangToBhai]

Chin ultra

[@Pieteek]

I love you and hate you at the same time for that joke about RCS

[@sharukhrahman7925]

Quality content is better than apple wwdc event

[@j2simpso]

This WWDC disproves the old adage, you snooze you lose.

[@ramakrishnamishra8179]

Apple products... Such a waste of money

[@IDKisReal2401]

Sonoma only says somna in my head

[@alvallac2171]

Introducing the all new macOS Insomnia!

[@rtm135]

First time viewer. I totally feel attacked. 😂

[@jackbotman]

Cannot wait for the marketing flop that's going to name one of their chip's "MK Ultra"

[@arianitonline8748]

the mac's os looks like macOS vista

[@reintvandijk2600]

A friend: I got Sonoma now. Me: omg is that a new std? 😲

[@ministerofjoy]

God tier🎉

[@VoidPaul97]

1:21 i.e. that's literally what she said.

[@bmack04]

That about sums it up.

[@Jsans86]

How was it boring ?

[@38skippers]

Always funny

[@DecidiousGreens]

I actually enjoyed it

[@quantissimo]

"that's what she said"

[@matthewrichardson2533]

omg everything they do has that sickly sterile vibe of a nursing home reception lobby or overpriced apartment front office.

[@groslait7814]

2023wwdc i have seen the device that excited me ,im a person who is still using old iphones and macs but the vision pro is the one definitely i’m going to get , 1500$ iphone is expensive but for vision pro 3500$ is actually very good value