WORST BMW test drive of my life - PART 1

[@WilliamInternational]

The biggest impediment to becoming rich is pretending you are.

[@Shawnimal]

Get a Honda Civic and a job.

[@vipeton.8927]

And Casio.

[@ma61king]

He had a Honda before the BMW, did the job and cost him next to nothing. Phatty needed a status symbol, though.

[@anacquiredtaste3582]

BMW is the worst car I’ve ever owned….period

[@W4TCH3NJOYER]

Wait… you bought an average, brand new BMW and expected to make money??? I’d love to live in such a fairytale.

[@Nae395]

Those cars a re plastic garbage

[@rahimi4762]

BMW, Average? Never, oh what an oxymoron 😂

[@Nae395]

Only lebs and chynese buy BMW. They are tasteless lousy cars.

[@mrlume9475]

Worst purchase, I ever made was a BMW 3 series. Turned out to be unreliable and cost me a fortune in repairs!

[@hubertwolfthaler8744]

Let's face it, the deal fell through the moment you were told your baby blue shytebox was only worth around 40k and you knew you couldn't afford to pay the difference between that and an i4.

[@discount8508]

I test drove my new DL button ..........it was the worst day of its life

[@MidtownMediatorA1]

@discount8508 Congrats BatMan ... You champion! 🦇🏆🙋💪🏅🥇 😁😄😊⭐👊✨

[@anacquiredtaste3582]

Paul you bought at the peak , when Marco, JJ and Tim raked it in as free labor. Now your finances are tanking and you’re phiked.

[@ashleygordon3467]

I don’t understand- one minute you’re crying poor and starting go fund me pages, for yourself, next you’re Shopping for a new BMW?

[@anacquiredtaste3582]

He is a grifter

[@patsmith3894]

​@@anacquiredtaste3582 Hey, genius, when did you figure that out? Last Tuesday? Archie has been grifting for the past 15 years. Did you just figure it all out? Congratulations.

[@J43rv1]

You must be new here.

[@misterhat6395]

He’s mentioned being bipolar

[@jamescarr6046]

That's the art of a grift... watch and learn phukeroonies!

[@Nae395]

Your shitbox will drop another 10k in a year, trade up now.

[@greymatrix.]

Nice one Arch, great vid.

[@scottsj4625]

Come on Archie, I know you watch Scotty Kilmore and how he says BMW is one of the top brands for depreciation. The value drops like a stone.

[@Nae395]

Do it phatty, put a fresh lease on the current lease, balloon on balloon, do it

[@MaxRedstone]

This is the new reality of the retail auto industry, which was already shit. Now it's shit on top of shit.

[@AmazingAirshowVideos]

WE WANT A TRILOGY! Great video! Cliffhanger at the end!

[@rputeraanwar]

Hi Archie, hope you're doing well, my condolences for your late son

[@2024-s2n]

Hair by worst time of my life

[@dimma78]

Pluta expects everyone to kiss his butt. The salesperson nailed it, " go back to making your shit youtube videos "

[@jamesc8076]

Horrological disaster

[@robynsjp]

Do like me : drive a 7K Seat Mii and drive every mile out of it. It will cost you like 1K a year. If I want to have fun for a day with a 911, I can rent one.

[@gypsy1962]

Paul Pluta is the new Crime Piece Gentleman. 😂

[@andrewsoos2113]

I've got no car and it's breaking my heart, but I found a driver and that's a start.

[@conrads_corner]

Good on you for giving the sales person the drum -- I've never seen anyone in sales actually know specifics of the product. It's a nice car you have, good spec and colour. But, I've had two pre-owned 3-Series -- a late e90 and f30 -- and even with the 50% haircut off the new price, the pre-owned trades were another 30% down on that. Only BMW I've ever had that held any value was a 2011 Z4 MSport 35i 6 speed. I'd keep through warranty at least, and why you never buy these new. Go a couple years pre-owned and if you want a warranty, get CPO or secondary. Pretty much the usual BMW, Merc, Audi, etc. experience.

[@ForbinColossus]

Great vid, Archie. . . @8:23 Mexico - where the assembly line workers are paid a tenth of what they're paid in their home country of Deutchland?? Your pal Scotty Kilmer says only buy a BMW made in Germany

[@robfilmer]

A tire kicker complains?

[@darthnagus5457]

This reminds me of that scene in the Irishman "Your Late"

[@-Derp-]

Whats a hd camera these days? $60 from Officeworks? Just saying. And we gotta endure this in 720p

[@TheKnobCalledTone.]

if you paid for 5 years worth of servicing up front, you might as well keep it until the 5 years are up

[@Editsjidanger]

I cant wait for part 2. I bet the dealer had run out of tim tams

[@pureblood8307]

Cars are fantastic investments

[@ethanklivans403]

eagerly anticipating pt. 2

[@nowthatsfunky7676]

As TPG famously said. You have not lost money unless you sold it a loss

[@JR-do5cc]

Archie uniting us all in our hatred of car salesman. Unfortunately the only new cars worth purchasing from dealers are limited edition Supercars that retain value. But good lucky getting an allocation ! It’s basically the Rolex model. Everything else sinks like a stone.

[@johnnyboy1586]

Get a toyota camry archie😅

[@richardfried9470]

Back in 1977 I purchased a new Ferrari and I purchased a 2002 from my mechanic to have a spare car that I could add a second gas tank during our gas shortage. In 2012 I purchased two 335 X drives for each one of my sons , a 535 for my wife and an X6 for myself. My older son hated the 335 so we traded it back in with less than 2000 miles and got him an X3. After his X3 had issues with the computer dropping the cars speed on the highway to 40MPH and the transmission light coming on the car was hit in the rear. They couldn't come up with a fix on all of the BMS with a Vanis Bolt issue and recall for years. My younger son worked at a new BMW dealer at the time. I will never buy one again. I got rid of all of them and went back to Mercedes ML350and GLK350 and GLS450 suv's. Mercedes is a much better made car in my opinion. The older BMWs and Mercedes made in Germany in the 70' 80's were much better cars and trucks.Back in 2011 and 2012 if you worked for BMW you could lease an M3 coupe of convert for $500 a month and a private lease was $850 a month. I found the BMW cars from 2011 and 2012 very uncomfortable with the X6 it had a real leather seat option with a massage feature. I usually buy my cars but I leased a GLC300 Mercedes for my wife to replace her GLK350 4 matic. After the 3 years I purchased the car for her. Maybe try to lease a MB they too go down less than around half in four years. My guitarist has a M3 coupe with the larger engine and a M3 coupe with the larger now discontinued engine and a 1974 BMW 2002 that he purchased new when he got out of law school. . His M3 Coupe is a collectors piece but he has had issues that BMW can't fix. A few years ago he went to a few authorized BMW dealers for problems and they gave him loaner cars for 2 moths and 4 months because they could not fix it.

[@anacquiredtaste3582]

Test drive with Covid, pure class

[@stevens1041]

BMW: The (worst) drive of your life

[@d.fenestrator9529]

Wurst drive.

[@-Derp-]

Cant wait for part 2

[@KK-qi6mt]

Arch, arch, arch, arch... you bought a run of a mill BMW (4 cyl 3 series are a dime a dozen) and the lease has run out and you are thinking of selling your car with the rest of the herd that is doing the same thing all at the same time, you added window tinting and 5 year service plan to it and what ever else and you expect your money back? The aim of the exercise is to buy a car with as many extras from the factory as possible for the least money. You also buy demonstrators with the least Ks on them as possible (like 50ks) believe me BMW registers new cars and sells them as demos that they cant sell to make their figures look good. Now that you are in this predicament keep the car why do you need to sell it? Why would you even contemplate on buying an electric BMW which will suffer even more depreciation than your ICE vehicle. You are contemplating going from mechanical to the equivalent of quartz. Stick with the ICE vehicle until the electric vehicles substantially come down in price (which they will) and the Chinese get better at building cars. Stop wasting your money unless it is a tax write off and buy some time until electric vehicles become better. Your BMW should give you 10 years of trouble free motoring. Oh… and stop feeding your ego by setting up an appointment in an advance with BMW. You can just rock up to any dealership and test drive any model whilst they appraise your vehicle. Having said all this, if you have to sell your car then sell your car privately if. Look at what BMW is selling used 330i 2nd hand to other customers and take 7k off the price and sell your car privately.

[@user-qi7rv1xz3g]

Considering a $90,000+ BMW before flying out to Hong Kong?? and a holiday in London??? I had to check I wasn't back on The Timepiece Gentleman channel 😅

[@emmaroyd]

Hair by Black Man's Willy

[@DlStreamnet]

lol the shittest BMW they make

[@FABM27]

Story of my BMW 530i Touring Brand new in March 2018 I bought in December 2019 and noticed vibration when breaking at 60kmph BMW replaced all brake rotors and pads in 2020 Brake rotors and pads replaced again in 2023 Brake rotors and pads, swing arms / bearings replaced in feb 2024 Brake rotors and pads, wheel hub replaced in May 2024 The problem persists so now its going back for fixing in August 2024

[@pureblood8307]

Ex- DEMONSTRATOR

[@PerryPapanier]

It's a shitter. Get a basic reliable car n put ur $ into watches. Haha

[@rahimi4762]

Or get the Volvo S60

[@CorneliusRushtie]

They take your trade for 40 ish, then jam it on the lot for 60 plus

[@DefinitiveOpulence]

Good content Arch. Missed these big boy. Get yourself a nice Acura TLX type S or even Integra Spec A big boy. Fiiike the beeemer

[@discount8508]

hair by Horror Story

[@naturalroyalflush]

Environmentally friendly is a catch all phrase to cover cheap skating on any and every component.

[@Passport-Bro]

Your first mistake was buying a BMW.

[@keegan9092]

Not only did get the most basic beeeeeemhaaa! He got the demo model. 💀 ☠️ 💀

[@lebronkiddz]

At least you get to drive the car. Porsche Doncaster, with their best sales executive , Spiros asked you to come back to test drive and bring your car for evaluation then you rock up, he asked you to negotiate on price subject to drive! It’s the lowest scum bag I’ve ever encountered! Luckily I bought the better car paid double than what he has… Name and shame the Archie, so other don’t waste their 20 mins.

[@s.mas.w]

Oh Archie, amazing 🤩 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

[@2024-s2n]

Horned walrus takes a test drive

[@OS993]

why would you want to change your car? we need some context

[@sheiladikshit5110]

Consuuuuuuuumerism.

[@rosse12345678]

I bet you love the free coffee and cake you got 40k for your tride in l would of taken it the car is only worth 15k max 😂😂

[@fullymechanical9055]

Hair when driving said Beemer by libido phlummet

[@londonman8688]

how is it green to use fossil fuels to make interior !

[@TheSilvertrigger]

they make BMW cars in China?

[@Nae395]

Mexico. Fmd. You got shafted by bmw

[@pureblood8307]

Big Money Worries

[@warrpedd]

BMW is number one... in depreciation.

[@yz8096]

Arch, you need an X5 or and X7. F those sedans!

[@ntag411]

Is buying a ugly car actually memorable or should be memorable at all? Today cars are so automated all thats needed is a partial brain and some body parts that kind of move. Cracks my hide that fancy sports cars are driven by geriatric people that can hardly walk. 😮

[@digitallio]

best intro ❤❤❤

[@yankeedoodle6293]

Archie. I love you brother but you had no business buying a new BMW in the first place. you have a perfectely running and charming little Honda civic. CHeers

[@d.fenestrator9529]

Get a Hyundai Elantra N. BMW = Broke My Wallet

[@polarroller]

Hi Archie! I live in Alaska. I haven't watched your videos in years. You are looking old man...........Do you still have carpet beetles? I stopped buying and collecting high end watches and focus on crypto now.

[@dimma78]

Has Archie got lung cancer?

[@discount8508]

cant you just let it go costanza ?

[@franklinsmith5914]

lets talk AI ---- the Archie Intelligence Channel

[@Nae395]

$41k 😢😢😅😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂😂🎉

[@expatAussietez]

Leasing is not owning fat boy

[@GShockWatchFan.]

When is the funeral livestream?

[@sheiladikshit5110]

just keep the bee-emmm-double-yeeeeew for a bit longer. it’s a decent shitebox that’ll run for a while. the depreciation will flatten out soon.