ARCHIELUXURY SELLS HIS SOUL FOR SHITTER WATCHES

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[@btxs2763]

This is the most fucked up craziest channel ive ever seen

[@shafserious2805]

Thats why we love it😆

[@livin2plush]

That's right fucaroonies...FTW

[@mikedennington8856]

thats why we are all here as we are nasty vinyl fukers who love this shit.

[@livin2plush]

Mike always says whats on my mind. His avatar is a scary resemblance to my lil firecracker at home.😂

[@livin2plush]

You could not have done a better job at ascertaining my own personal feelings on this subject in question in a more eloquent or efficient manner, and for that reason I applaud your skill in these subjects, Ha. You're right the comments are half the fun fuckerz. They got us through Bangkok alive!

[@jennyyakster4566]

You need to film yourself walking down the street more. It's so hilarious.

[@thesilverphist6483]

Is the heavily disabled blind man a new character ? ....

[@shafserious2805]

loooool😆😅

[@ruamayor]

0:55. you did not edit it out. You rock.

[@scottowl75]

70's funk porn music get down baby

[@watchingitallhere]

boom chikka bowowww.

[@peterk1167]

Tried to comment but I'm speechless wtf

[@hcavn]

+Peter K CUNTERY - that's the only word you need

[@mclaren6944]

That intro is the best thing I've watched in weeks

[@EricCartmaneez]

- Take a break from youtube - Start taking your bipolar medicine - When it kicks in, find a job - Start making videos again

[@UDPride]

Recent big announcements: 1. Going to Bangers 2. Going on holiday to the beach and staying at the Surf & Turf Inn 3. Launching the Paul Pluta Channel 4. Going to Bangers 5. No more filler videos 6. Getting my ass in shape 7. No more creepy footage of children at playgrounds 8. I'm broke 9. Going to Bangers while broke 10. I'm unemployed and my ratings are shit And yet we're still right where we started. In my opinion this is the genius of Archie. If you look at his subscriptions, they continue to climb. He's gaining viewers at a faster rate than he's losing them. Average people can identify with other people with no sense of direction, commitment, ambition, or moral compass and they like that someone besides themselves never follows though with anything they say either. It's subliminal marketing at its finest. NYC marketing and publishing firms are paid millions to come up with schemes that Archie is producing in stream-of-consciousness. The more desperate and shitty the content gets, the more comments, subscribers, and traffic it gets. Archie makes it sound like he's doing terrible, but nobody else uploads 29 videos a day. Amortize it all out and he's doing better than he'd like you to believe. The man takes more vacations in a spring than most of us take in a lifetime.

[@shafserious2805]

OMG what a awesome assessment! i think i agree.

[@mikedennington8856]

Archie is the Donald Trump of KZbin channels.....brash, fat, weird looking, no point, no policies, no chance, no hope and only thinks of himself..............oh, and anti women of course as both of them are.

[@opulenceluxury8548]

10 announcements from Archie luxury. You won't believe #6.

[@DogBootCamp]

Good one Arch! Finally! Some thought and production value went into this one. Keep em coming.

[@d.stiefel869]

I love how he doesn’t edit out the parts where he tells the person to stop filming when he’s walking and after he knocks on his door. Haha classic!

[@targaflorio3239]

Good to see the positive advice went in one ear, through the Grand Canyon ..and straight out the other. lol

[@Graphicstodiefor]

Editing skills. I mean. Wow

[@livin2plush]

Accept the new Archie into your life. The resurrection is coming fuckers. Whether you love or hate him he will always be there to entertain you. It is an amazing thing, one which never ceases to amaze me.

[@choplogic9505]

Lol, Archibald Speaking to Himself. A↺perpetual⟲Revolving⟳Microwaved↻Feedback↺Loop _"Channel will get better"_

[@jennyyakster4566]

Loved the intro. Loved the goofy walk and the Monty Pythonesque signals to the camera person to cut filming.

[@keithgreenan1850]

Archie might talk about affordable watches for a few videos then he will go bananas and start yelling these watches are dogshit and that will be the end of it.

[@robertolira9843]

fuck me Archie I don't know what to make of this.

[@DisabilityExams]

Satan de Ville is a KZbin Hero!

[@TheStruggleUK.]

You have a god given talent for comedy, keep using it my friend.

[@blazejewiczk]

A pure gentleman has two things! Cloths and watches! A watch can say a lot of things about a man. I have many for many occasions and I can vouch that a watch says that you mean the business and also you don't take crap from anyone! Thanks for the video Paul!

[@drmodestoesq]

You missed your calling. You should have been a character actor. Lots of scripts have roles you would be perfect for.

[@csaREEM]

Good effort on your opening montage. It needs a bit of polish but you deserve credit where its due. Good music. If your attitude is affordable watches are shitter dont cover them because no one will give a toss what a fraud says.

[@sub-kh4fj]

Brilliant intro arch bang on the money there

[@merc1110]

There is something to be said in favor of shitter watches. If you should get robbed or held up, loosig a shitter watch is no big loss. As always, great vid Archie.

[@davidskeeterskeeter1835]

Archie is a comic genius,,and what he doesn’t know about watches aint worth knowing,,! 👍👍👍❤️

[@majowa83]

Archie, this made me laugh so bad! Absolutely love this video!

[@chadbarr5365]

Who is filming Archie in the exterior shots? He usually can't find anyone to help him. Love that he is looking down at his script because it's too long for him to memorize.

[@Andrew.Stuart]

"Don't Let the B'stards Get You Down"

[@darrencain1092]

PS - love the "...and cut" moment at 55secs. Scorsese need not worry

[@PeterFlights]

I started to see your channel about two months ago, and I thought I got the hang of the style of videos you made. This video confused the, you know what, out of me. Most likely I'll still watch the channel, after a little break.

[@RollzHD]

AHAHAH this is too funny first stalking kids at the park then talking to himself XD

[@cobranole]

Archie, Hamilton Khaki. There are three separate lines under that heading. Aviation, Field and Navy. Yes, I know that they have ETA movements. Look at it like this, American heritage, Swiss craftsmanship. Review Hamilton. Now. Maybe I'll pay you later if you prove capable...

[@renovarwwis7943]

uhh yea ok, Archiea gonna change... I'll believe it when I see it.

[@stevendohse]

One of the greatest things I have ever seen. Completely insane, but fantastic. Basically an homage to David Lynch.

[@mrbtadashi]

You're a wild man, Arch! You should call this new affordable watch crap "Affordable Polished Sh¡tters Just For You!"

[@watchingitallhere]

If you had a larger fridge you could sell more ads. and store more heineken as a bonus.

[@Agent77X]

LOL! Another great Archie production.... YES!

[@ProneSyndrome]

this is somewhat ingenious 2 play characters of the same actor talking to each other. More of this! I'd even love to see Archie interviews Paul Pluta and Archie gets abused by Paul Pluta or Devil devious. you know what I mean something, anyway I love it! also more body movement, dancing to music will get you Viral status.

[@farqueue]

If only Archie could really consult with a knowledgeable consultant about such matters...

[@farqueue]

+Chop Logic That was one of my favorite videos... right up to the point where he actually paid that scabby old sloot

[@PeterFlights]

After watching the video a couple of times, I came to the conclusion that you'll review a "shitter" and tell the viewer it's a great watch. What made you say that? So we'll watch you promote something you don't believed in, just so you can take another trip to Bangkok or get another Rolex. C'mon ARCHIELUXURY.

[@sbeckett91]

0:55 he signals to the cameraman to cut...you're supposed to edit that out Arch! I like the Saint Pepsi intro better.

[@SevenDeMagnus]

Lol, that price per hour was Apple's original pricing but plus .66 cents.

[@joaquinquiros4969]

This is the first time I've seen Archie walk in his full glory.

[@North1867]

We all sell our souls. Good Video Archie.

[@YouTubeViewerHandle]

You should visit Japan next.

[@thumperjdm]

Looking at that very first shot, I'm guessing you're replacing Jared as Subway's spokesman?

[@leftymuller]

tell you what you need to do? realise that your lapel microphone is not working!!!

[@pbran2007]

Someone is getting nominated for an Oscar!

[@DRepperRaffy]

You can make it this time. Cheers Archiebald.

[@michaljan1982]

You could at least have put those sheets of paper with your lines behind the camera :-) Kudos for editing!

[@johng3294]

yeh, things have changed alright!

[@explody1199]

Intro = awesome!

[@jettyung2389]

4:49 is pure gold! omfg

[@vernongrant2199]

Best intro ever!!

[@billyrayvalentine9360]

I don't read the script, the script reads me

[@HouseofBrady]

lol and the gold sub turned into a Patek world time.... in no time

[@robster0086]

Very entertaining big boy Eureka moment!,

[@evvignes]

I can't wait! I love shitters, or "mid-tier dog shit".

[@haxx7128]

Yep, he's lost it. Post Traumatic Stress from Bangkers?

[@stuckinkiev]

Paul if you just ran videos like the opening credits, you would be onto something! Go for absurdity and physical comedy. It is all you have left from the channel buddy, but if you play it right you could become a viral character. Not a great role model for your kids but surely that ship sailed already anyway with all your mongering videos and divorces, addiction to self exposure etc. But if you can put crazy music videos together you can make your own niche. You lost your old market but you can make a new niche and new market for yourself.

[@stuckinkiev]

And fark me dead Archie is that a cheap pre tied bow tie with that tux?

[@robertolira9843]

I agree Archie is good with Comedy and he can bring lots of comedy into his videos. Could be sensational . because how many reviews can you do on same fucky 3 watches. Your soul searching videos where good. And by the way stop begging that is a turn off . just fucking do it before someone else steals it again from you.

[@gazbradshaw]

stuckinkiev your so right

[@ressikanflute]

I knew it... Multiple personalities... bring back the plumber from the previous Bangkok trip. Your editing skills and microphone need some work. But all in all entertaining. Love the $30 shitter clock hanging on the wall. Don't forget to change the AA batteries.

[@ripperx444]

If he had a walking stick and a golden retriever he could pass for a blind person in that into walk by

[@w19ely85]

I actually really enjoyed this, good to see Satan De Ville back again. Good luck Archie, you're going to need it reviewing those shitters

[@mistermidlifecrisis8313]

finally a little effort BIG BOI!!!

[@michaljan1982]

The beginning looks like some cheap porn from 80's. Especially with this music. Oh, and amazing picture quality. Well done. Thank you too much.

[@malpigwalt]

Archie that was hilarious. Greetings from Poland.

[@c.b.r.2894]

The contract is invalid. There was no blood.

[@homebrandrules]

I am pretty sure that both characters in this vid are related in real life

[@Milofchg]

Genius Archie LMAO!!! Much success to you. :-)

[@Soprano1013]

it's official he lost his mind!

[@VonCoco1944]

This is fun! I'd never seen a sumo wrestler on his day off.

[@robertlee-nq6mg]

Archie signed on his fourth divorce paper 😆

[@OFD]

sell sell sell. He's offering you a deal. They only made 2000 models of the Orient Mako "shitter " USA. That's 666 units each. ......think about it. Great video AC3.

[@magicmike1122]

Fuck me dead, this editing is out of this world.

[@opulenceluxury8548]

This is actually a great effort. I've seen a lot worse at the Edinburgh Fringe.

[@antonchigurh4125]

*Dat Intro.*

[@BobEMart]

+Anton Chigurgh Pure heritage and class... landed gentry/true working class aristocratic, polymath/dyslexic with an abundance of pure nobility.

[@buddyb-uo7gu]

The beginning is EPIC Phuckeronnies!!!! lol

[@samanthony6151]

Arch talks to himself then follows his own advice. If you want to be successful in life just do the exact opposite of whatever is recommended on this channel. This is the big tanker going full steam without a rudder.

[@morgenstern4.669]

"THAT OTHER KZbinR THAT COVERS WATCHES" OH GOD

[@mfmarcel2]

Fantastic acting yet again!

[@richardramirez2557]

this almost has production value! Did you get a thai child filming this?

[@shafserious2805]

Is this the lawyer he was talking about, i thought he was serious!

[@Kam-Bogey]

"Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face! Good day to you, madam." -Uncle Buck

[@jessen007]

the acting and editing is so bad!!! which made it hilarious to watch.

[@eddieo9195]

You mean to tell me that theres more to life than a handful of overpriced watches??? FINALLY you come to your senses Arch, There's only so much you can re-hash about a Submariner, Speedmaster and Jaeger Lecoultre Reverso.

[@x1Ricardo]

Archie, you can start reviewing my watch: Casio MRW200H

[@makpak]

hahaha Archibald, you're a funny guy

[@system09wb22]

Fella, I'm not being disrespectful but geeees your about 40 kg over weight.

[@thrre1714]

Nice one Archie.

[@georgeliquor2931]

Cant wait to see the pain in your eyes as you try to make those shitters shine, get the polish out Arch, great vid Arch

[@ubaldoguzman8949]

haha this was to good

[@SGM805]

Thank you thank you thank you

[@user-ri4rl2md7y]

Start advertising MVMT watches, you’ll get hipsters viewers

[@popeye-pi7ci]

Gold Rolex just got back from Bangkok Mmmmm

[@pavy415]

alright guys my mid tear watch review is coming get ready

[@rodneygibbs6526]

Sweet bud ! have been looking forward to this ! Have you paid the nominal fee to the Big Boy?

[@pavy415]

+Rodney Gibbs Yup I'm just waiting now it will be the first mid tear review I can't wait to see it !

[@TheNightDriver]

first two minutes were funny

[@jasonmyers666]

Archie is a fuckin legend. In the world of shittery that is.

[@mustang77ism]

What's next, "top divers under $200"? Orient, Michael Koors, Invicta, G Shock reviews ???? 💩😷💩😷💩😷

[@kyndrydspyryt3867]

damn your such a good actor Arch you should be on Neighbours..