TOP 10 TYPES OF WATCHES TO AVOID - Don't Buy a Watch until you've seen this!

[@disheuresdis]

This is the type of content we expect from you. Saying the truth, the gritty down-to-earth truth, no sugar-coating. Keep it real Arch!

[@GunGlutton]

hollywood needs to make a movie staring jack black as archie

[@MrBanegasgaleas]

Lol

[@patrickbateman783]

Sooooo true. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@THX-C]

They made a movie about the making of that horrible movie, “The Room”. This would actually be funnier!

[@istvantoth7431]

that would be an absolute blast ... first hollywood movie I would actually watch since ages ...

[@jimipane2013]

hahaha! That's what i've been thinking!

[@benlandel65]

I almost died laughing at the modded skx/blancpain part. Well played AC3, well played!!

[@christophergustafson3942]

Phuck yes!

[@rickeating1713]

Phor shure hilariostos

[@carlosbashuertas]

It's good to have someone like Archie that is honestly reviewing watches and not passing as reviewers so as to sell them or get a commission.

[@nixtr3sharma]

10. Fake 1:52 Homage watches 2:52 9. 4:40 modded watches 8. 7:34 Ukranian Frankenwatches 7. 10:40 fashion watches 6. 14:01 converted pocket watches 5. 16:59 smart watches 4. 18:35 girl sized watches -- even if you are a girl ? not sure.. 3. 22:40 redialed sports watches 2. 24:40 mid-tier nastiest group of watches 1. 28:10 full retail with no discount from the AD. I gave up at #9 but then powered through the rest of the video.

[@TheBadGuy1974]

I love Archive's original content..............

[@BisonNews1]

Anon Ymous Wat?

[@TheBadGuy1974]

Bison News Ghastly....

[@TheBadGuy1974]

Jose Perez II But it was PURE CLASS.....

[@satoshinakamoto3890]

How about top ten watch channels to avoid?

[@topcopy98]

No contest!

[@mikedennington8856]

well we know which would top the list.

[@earlscheib7754]

I would nominate globalman for #7

[@imrichbitch.1937]

Satoshi Nakamoto *_Good One!_*

[@ValueYourWatch]

Thanks for sharing, will check them out;)

[@jaredcoffin3907]

Now THAT'S a top 10 vid! You make it look easy! Simply AMAZING!

[@BisonNews1]

It was a copy of TGV's video from yesterday...nothing creative or original

[@reneebarguen5233]

Your the best Arch!!! Coming from a true friend here in El Paso Texas keep being your self I'm old enough to be your Dad best wishes Arch !!!

[@bigbandoneman6953]

Great vid Arch . you started to phire on all cylinders at number 4 ... some new punters will be subbing , Big Boi

[@myyord7963]

Good entertaining show! No one else does this kinda of "Let the party begin" monologues. That's a great way to get out of the Patek-Rolex-Man on the f-moon boredom!

[@starlordomega7610]

Finally some top notch quality original content nice vid

[@louiedee13]

I disagree Archie, anyone with a wrist under 6.75 shouldn't wear a dress watch over 36mm. Archie is obviously overweight so he can't empathize with a skinny guys wrist. The datejust looks amazing at 36mm and the lugs actually make the watch look bigger. The 36mm looks much more elegant than the 40mm datejust. I do agree that 33mm watches could be too small.

[@bsr5j]

Louie Dee I find 36mm Rolex Datejust to be classy and understated. It’s perfect for me.

[@rpjii9771]

Great vid Paul👊 You’re back on your game👌🏼 Stay well,RP

[@gc-yu6bw]

I love this ! Now Archie gets put into urban gent worm hole selection on KZbin lmao.

[@Simple_Jack82]

This IS the greatest youtube watch channel for sure!

[@Dan-nj7tr]

Nice one Archie, great vid.

[@bryantherocker]

The Pontiff, the Guru, the Full Strength Fuckeroonie has spoken !

[@fernandolopez7510]

Best vid you've made in years, Archie!!!!

[@debeech]

Love love love this! Nice work, Arch.

[@johnvenaleck8240]

Nice Super Ocean Heritage Arch!

[@eamonndoconnor]

Absolutely LOVE Archie. A mad genius.

[@michaellau2544]

Isn’t Rolex the ultimate “fashion” watch?

[@ausaleve6002]

I miss these days, Archie was so funny

[@christopherchen6372]

Phive times more entertaining than TUG’s video. Good one big boy!! Keep up the good work

[@paulhanson6008]

Dear Archie pants, my grandma laughed so hard when the whole family watched this video over breakfast that she wet herself! She said, Grandad used to own a Ferrari "kit car". Ironically, he also had a fake wooden leg (war injury!....bloody Germans she said) and had his ex council house covered in stone cladding!........the good old 80's.....at least we all had a good chuckle over hot buttered toast and smoked kippers!

[@rumblejungle5590]

Top quality video, Pontiff. Quintessential, classic ACIII.

[@crappyluxurypdx]

This was a good video. Now we'll all have to suffer through another month of philler and freshly laid steaming piles of dogturds until he does another good one.

[@bosteroyboliviano1445]

If we put mr. pluta in x1.25 speed we save valuable seconds of our life.

[@LarryKippings]

bostero y boliviano X 1.5 is perfectly understandable too

[@BisonNews1]

2.0 speed....great minds think alike!

[@phyrexianghxst493]

Thanks! 🙏🏻

[@jfahsdqa123]

You’re a genius

[@guillermoalto4803]

Head Tumors: Why? You prefer him strung out on the Jew’s happy pills? This guy’s watch collection is worth 3x most people’s entire net worth and he achieved that without being a pharmaceutically lobotomized zombie.

[@zimankhan7411]

Good Old Archie

[@MRFUCKOFF202]

We've all got mobile phones mobile phones We've got mobile phones Erm what can I say mobile phones Erm hey We've got mobile phones So erm yeah Smart watches Just uncool It's like poetry

[@ProGwardzista]

I'm glad I avoided those mistakes: got my first real watch - Tudor Black Bay - with a hefty discount from AD :) Now looking for the 1st sport Rolex in steel... great channel btw!

[@logos9621]

This video is 1000 times better than the one another KZbinr (- who would possibly throw babies over a bridge for a golden Submariner-) has made on the same topic.

[@BisonNews1]

Logos Is that you Paul?

[@logos9621]

Bison News no it's me Logos

[@SeaandSpeedWatches]

I think you will find the body kit went on an MR2

[@timetraveller5407]

Celicas also.

[@cheapestcharlie3093]

Do a *TOP 10 DOG TURD WATCH CHANNELS ON UCHEWBE TO AVOID!!!* video Big Boi!!!

[@davelee9791]

AC3 back in the groove...love it...

[@davidcoleman2463]

Great video . 99%. Right . I am not rich . I have a Hamilton khaki field automatic and a Seiko sarbo35 . I love them both . They are not shitters .

[@JonathanPieforPM]

i'd like a Hamilton Khaki "Murph" .. nice watch, no matter what this guys says.

[@teetoo751]

Best Archie video

[@SalvaGian47]

Maaaan on the f.....n moon!!! I’m starting to call it in the same way....

[@SuperRoach007]

Idk why this shit coming up in my timeline from 6 years ago but I’m here for it.

[@Guinea54]

i wish archie made a video about what watches he would get if he was poor and couldn't afford an entry level luxury watch.. but he wanted a couple of watches anyway.. He did mention seiko.. i wonder if he would get like a grand seiko or something.

[@yihaofeng6863]

Srsly? This video is totally a replica of TGV’s.....you didn’t even switch the order of the list...

[@LarryKippings]

Yihao Feng Wrong, have you watched it all?

[@yihaofeng6863]

Larry Kippings no, cuz it disgusted me out half way

[@LarryKippings]

Yihao Feng Goodbye and good riddance. Goooooodbyyyyyeeeeeeee!!!!!!

[@sams2951]

ok, ok...brand new to this guys channel and I have become obsessed with his content. I really dont care about watches or anything luxury to be honest...but Archie/Paul Plusa/whoever the hell he is I am deeply intrigued by. So with that, whats up with the Bangor, Maine refrences? hes clearly Australian

[@smokeylake3150]

Average person could not tell the difference between fake or real watches and no one really cares except avid collectors.

[@kukipeter7524]

Words of wisdom Arch,respect!

[@ChrisH930S]

Well done, classic ac3

[@PerryPapanier]

This should be required watching for anyone starting out collecting watches. I got a Squale watch and cracked up when he mentioned it as a "shitter"

[@APO1029]

Bruh get a towel or turn on the AC or something

[@Zain.Basi1]

Huge like for mid tier.. I agree

[@possessedslig]

Nice rip off Arch! Great vid!

[@andreleverettejr3747]

OMG I'm subscribing, your funny AS HELL IM DYING

[@tydamon7316]

He's only really speaking about the investment side of the hobby. But there are so many beautiful, quality watches from micro brands (not fashion watches) with Swiss movements. Buy what you like and wanna wear. If you buy just to flip can you truly say you love the watch?

[@NaNa-wj8tw]

Controversial at best on Cartier Archie. The solid second hand values of their older models would kind of negate your argument I’m afraid. How have they changed playing with a classic 100 year old shape anymore than Rolex do with theirs? They don’t and no I don’t own one.

[@P0werCore]

The only discount I got on my Rolex Explorer II polar dial was, I was allowed to buy it 😂😂🤣

[@P0werCore]

Some Phaggot If you know anyone who’s bought a Rolex SS with a discount, let me know! 😂👍

[@THX-C]

I love this vid, Arch!

[@azenterprises6424]

archie rocking a nice superocean heritage

[@kylestewart4444]

My girlfriend wears a 38mm watch. I’m not calling anyone’s manhood into question or anything but it is funny to see guys wearing a 34mm watch that is just dwarfed by my girl’s watch haha.

[@jm6022]

The question is can Archie get 49k views as compared to the other channel....

[@admancab]

The most entertaining watch channel FOSHO!

[@franksu9735]

and men's watches with tiny movements.

[@regularguy9219]

I hope they've upped your medication.

[@kevinc.5073]

I’m 5’11” 160lbs with a 6.5” wrist. I’ll stick with my 36mm watches

[@singapore202000]

Disagree emphatically on the size thing. I see other knowledgeable commentators are talking about the day of the super size watch fading. But this is the age old sports watches v. everything else debate. If you are not into sports watches, then you dont want to wear a brick on your wrist. Patek P antique wristwatches cost very strong amounts at auction and their sizes are 33/34 mm. I lust after a 1940s gold PP, 34 mm. Just go look at Antiquorum's site. I recently had several new Tudor chronographs over 40 mm and I let them go, I kept damaging them by hitting them. They were too big. I now have a Rolex 36 mm which suits my small wrists perfectly -- and a vintage Rolex gold Precision from the 1970s at 34 mm I bought at auction (lots of competition, so punters want them real bad) and it sits snugly under my shirt cuffs. No whacking the watch against doors etc.

[@surfside75]

Best comment✔️

[@bsr5j]

36mm works for me :)

[@BoleDaPole]

Archie must be fuming seeing Cartier sell like gang busters in 2023

[@andyjazzsax]

Get your own material Archie. You can’t slag the man off and then nick his ideas. This is a complete copy of his vid.

[@MrBacchus18]

Yeah, he put an archie spin on it though.

[@ndubstar]

i'm rockin' a Casio F-91W! $16 off e-bay

[@tomroutledge8900]

The kids today want graphics! Unemployed and full time on youchewb but can't be bothered to throw in a few pics of what you're talking about?

[@JesseEichbauer]

He can't figure out why his channel is in the shitter, but you nailed it.

[@BisonNews1]

The two horns on the side of his head is graphic enough...shave your horns

[@violinmke]

Smaller watches are coming back.Word hasn't gotten to a Brisbane basement yet.

[@SeaandSpeedWatches]

Steinhart make some nice versions of the original Sub etc. Rolex no longer make these pieces, buying vintage is a minefield and they cost a fortune. If Rolex made them then this would not be an issue but Steinhart fill a gap in the market.

[@NathanChisholm041]

Trust me regardless ppl will say Homage watches suck even if it's the best fucking watch in the world!!

[@zzyzxzee6374]

My steiny is fkn awesome, 3 years no ptoblems. Besides i can collect others fot next to nothing. Modded skx are cool btw. And you dont have to turn it into a safe queen

[@LAMethWitch]

watching now.. holy F this is content i love

[@lvmusicman]

The Rolex Submariner is a Homage ro rhe Fifty Fathoms 😂😂😂😂

[@Chris-es3wf]

Dodger Lane too bad the blath is uggo to the max. Watch nerd watch... in which case you'd be better off with JLC.

[@LarryKippings]

29:58 is the reason I watch your videos. Comedy genius.

[@erickobetitsch6055]

Awesome show Arch!

[@miamimagicians]

Great video except for the part where you say don’t by Cartier and Chanel you’re out of your mind

[@ajaxforever5473]

Was does Archie think about Longines. I like to know.

[@cdm386]

i could never wear anything below 40mm

[@ChrisMakNation]

FANTASTIC!

[@drbruceeellisonmd9003]

Great tips in this video Archie !!

[@jupatj24]

So... This is legit altogether. I thought this was all in all for the lol's. But the guy is a real Patrick Bateman, less wealthy fat and Australian. Crazy stuff.

[@jeffreymliss]

My 8 year old daughter watched this video. Had to wash her mouth out with soap twice after she kept saying "fucking this and fucking that."

[@AK-ct9pd]

Words of wisdom

[@rwirtz77]

Archie messed up by not being himself, he used to have such great watches and even wore 36mm and it looked cool and thats why we watched. Now he has a bunch of garbage. Not garbage but these watches he has now just are not cool, he has good taste in watches but he is buying these lame watches because he thinks its what people want to watch. We liked the 36mm Rolex's Archie.

[@robertlee-nq6mg]

delusion brain yes, all shitters now

[@user-ge3gq2rx9p]

36mm is horrible

[@OndrejSc]

Ladies didn't complain.

[@unspecifiedd]

agreed. 36mm rollies rock. His taste was fine.. think his funds are super low. watches suck now , all trash.

[@falsepride]

I disagree with Archie a lot, but he knows his stuff. I've gotten into pen collecting too. He's a great character and knows cigars too.

[@MrBanegasgaleas]

You forgot Mulco watches😂 apparently those are swiss movt.

[@renovarwwis7943]

LOLOL, who is copying who?

[@guillermoalto4803]

Canal Street is in Chinatown. It’s not a bad part of NYC. It’s so-so.

[@zachlong100]

30:26 When Schiffman’s asks me what they can help me with 😂😂😂

[@bnick25352535]

Cartier Santos and the Roadster are beautiful timepieces dont follow in this category.

[@timetraveller5407]

I gotta admit, when I first watched an Archie video I was like, who’s this fucker? Then I watched a bit more and realised how much we had in common, apart from being out of breath talking. I’ll tell all my fuckhead friends 🤣.

[@davidcoleman2463]

I love my Steinhart Ocean one 39 mm . Swiss made . ETA 2824-2 movment . Only $500 us . It is my beach / pool watch . Very well made. Looks great .

[@JohnstonPettigrew]

This copy is a lot worse than a Steinfahrt.

[@tiagomourato]

A submariner is a fake replica of the fifty fathoms. What do you have to say about that?

[@xanatos3633]

Most entertaining , however the only watch you need to avoid is one that cost more than 3% of your yearly income ( note 3% is pushing it)

[@Daveyboyz1978]

A watch only costs whatever it depreciates, nothing wrong with wearing a watch that you paid a years income for if its value goes upwards.

[@SPQR-Z]

You don’t just step on people’s toes, you stomp on them lol. That’s what I like about you Archie, some people need no bullsh*t straight talk and truth to jolt them back to reality. I bought and continue to buy all my Rolex pre-owned in the grey market. One the AD’s never have what I want and two: they will dicker very little in my market and three: I have to pay sales tax at an AD which is around 10% where I live. Bottom line. Buying grey market saves about 20-30% off a new Rolex Sport watch. I can usually wear that Sub or Explorer etc a few years and flip it for a profit. You should mention that you have to know what your doing buying used or grey market. And always buy a full kit, box, papers etc. if you ever plan to flip or are a budding collector and plan on keeping the watch long term. Size wise. I think that 36mm is still fine for many men, 7”-7.25” wrist size and under. The Rolex Datejust, previous version Explorer 1 are 36mm and that is a nice size dress watch size. 40-41mm Sport size for 7.25” and under. 7.5” and Bigger wrist, 42-44 is a nice size sport with 38-39mm for a dress size. One: last category you should mention. #11: The huge watch craze. 44mm and up. What’s up with that crap? I see skinny little guys walking around with what looks like a cat food tin strapped to their skinny little wrists. It looks absolutely ridiculous IMO. Over compensating attention divas lol. So glad to see the sizes peak and starting to return to more traditional sizing I hear

[@itscomplicatedwatches]

Nice one, Arch.

[@derhampaul2182]

How old are you now my age 52 now Archie I'm Derham I'm 52 with a beautiful Rolex Deepsea black dial 2017

[@LennyGildersleeve]

How much are the royalty payments for ripping off TGV's shtick?

[@NathanChisholm041]

Yes TVG talks just like this!! Fuck me drunk mate grab a brain!

[@JimJones762x39]

Nice 2 see u getting your mojo back big boi

[@surfside75]

I swear I found all the watch advice I needed AFTER dropping $500+ over couple years on fashion/homage/Chinese crappers😐 All of them now on work/gift duty. Duck🦆me dead☠️! So to start a real watch collection I purchased a Seiko SKX007 ISO certified diver's 200m and a Citizen ISO certified eco-drive diver's 200m. Just for fun I just bought 8 classic/vintage Casio's because some are becoming discontinued and don't want to miss out. Loved em as a kid but didn't get to own all the ones I liked so... Now I do!😂✔️ Some men have tiny wrist so I like 34-42.. -anything bigger and I immediately forget about it.