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Sebastian Maniscalco

Sebastian Maniscalco

4 жыл бұрын

If you are…you bother me.
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@eileenmiller7522
@eileenmiller7522 4 жыл бұрын
“18 page essay on asparagus “!!! 😂
@DailyDiscountNL
@DailyDiscountNL 3 жыл бұрын
That line killed me 😂
@sarahhockey2420
@sarahhockey2420 3 жыл бұрын
They get paid for it,too
@user-kc2xn3lu5k
@user-kc2xn3lu5k 3 ай бұрын
I love it! 😂
@OutgrownThings
@OutgrownThings 4 жыл бұрын
I actually really appreciate how little he swears. It adds so much to the delivery when he slips an f-bomb in there every once in a while. His style is so specific and deliberate. I love this guy.
@heatherdawnnovecosky4245
@heatherdawnnovecosky4245 4 жыл бұрын
You nailed it
@enricomiceli8704
@enricomiceli8704 4 жыл бұрын
It's not really specific..in italy everybody is like this
@georgiag0829
@georgiag0829 4 жыл бұрын
Exactly! I can watch this with the kids and not flinch at every f- bomb.
@playtothebone
@playtothebone 4 жыл бұрын
The salmon sucks let's get the fuck outta here hahahha
@QuestionYourWorld
@QuestionYourWorld 3 жыл бұрын
Definitely. He can use so little profanity but still ooze out that New York attitude, it's amazing.
@mattcandiepetty3933
@mattcandiepetty3933 4 жыл бұрын
Everyone who gave this a thumbs down was wearing a diaper while writing a reastraunt review as they were watching
@Lori5564
@Lori5564 4 жыл бұрын
🤣
@AbleAnderson
@AbleAnderson 3 жыл бұрын
I actually disagree. Being able to write reviews is a great way to reward companies that do a great job and punish companies that suck. This enhances how a market functions, and we all win in the end by getting better shit. I honestly have no problem with reviews, it’s score keeping for the free market
@AbleAnderson
@AbleAnderson 3 жыл бұрын
@Happy Thoughts Lol I disagree. I hate pussy culture more than anyone, I don't promote it. I just don't see reviews as part of that, I think any smart consumer will both use and at times participate in reviews. It keeps companies accountable.
@jose4755
@jose4755 3 жыл бұрын
AbleAnderson karen alert!
@AbleAnderson
@AbleAnderson 3 жыл бұрын
@@jose4755 So let me make sure I understand your argument Jose. If I go to a restaurant and get the worst food I've ever had, absolute disgusting filth, had a hair in it, the staff was rude, and the prices were high. If I go onto yelp and say "hey guys I wouldn't recommend this place, they are terrible," that is being a Karen? You are a straight clown lol
@JoeDirte157
@JoeDirte157 3 жыл бұрын
His impression of people in their basements being trolls by themselves is hilarious. Had me rolling
@JC0R0NA88
@JC0R0NA88 2 жыл бұрын
I first heard this on Spotify and it's exactly what I had in mind. Had me in tears 🤣
@DrunkenSlob
@DrunkenSlob 2 жыл бұрын
I know all about that
@Steve197201
@Steve197201 4 жыл бұрын
This guy's act is phenomenal! It's not just what he says, but his delivery that is genius!
@switchunboxing
@switchunboxing 4 жыл бұрын
BooBoo Bear Definitely his delivery. That was the only thing funny in this one to me
@switchunboxing
@switchunboxing 4 жыл бұрын
Does anyone else get Adam Sandler vibes?
@Steve197201
@Steve197201 4 жыл бұрын
@@switchunboxing Yes, definitely! His voice sounds like Adam Sandler.
@switchunboxing
@switchunboxing 4 жыл бұрын
BooBoo Bear right? But not so much that it’s a rip off. But it possibly was a big inspiration for it. This guy is truly performing, I believe he is putting on an act. He’s definitely putting on a character. And I appreciate that and I think that’s what makes them stand out. He’s not just telling jokes. Whenever I did stand up, I rehearsed everything. My facial expressions at certain times, my gestures, my body, everything. I think that’s what he’s doing here. But yeah there was even one skit where he yelled kind of like Adam Sandler ha ha. And don’t get me wrong, I have never been a fan of Sandler. Maybe this guy just takes those vibes and makes it funny. Or hell maybe it’s just because they both sound like they are from New York
@lmontenegro5127
@lmontenegro5127 4 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad to find him. He's brilliant and what a welcome relief of light and laughter during these times.
@Native-Kitty
@Native-Kitty 4 жыл бұрын
“Call the FBI! Get this s**t out of the neighborhood!” LOL!!!
@mov1ngforward
@mov1ngforward 3 жыл бұрын
It happens!! Think about it, HOA afraid of a psychic.
@nikkiholmes6672
@nikkiholmes6672 4 жыл бұрын
OMG... 😂😂😂😂 “Salmon sucks... let’s get to F out of here”... nuff said
@richarddarlington1139
@richarddarlington1139 4 жыл бұрын
@Olushola Ajayi When there's no other word that will work as well, fuck is the word you use.
@DanaC-ne7bc
@DanaC-ne7bc 4 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@TheGirlnurse
@TheGirlnurse 4 жыл бұрын
I’m still laughing! 😂 😂
@richarddarlington1139
@richarddarlington1139 4 жыл бұрын
@Olushola Ajayi Well... there's no need to carpet bomb the landscape with it. In fact, in most public situations, it would be considered highly inappropriate and in poor taste. If you'll notice, Sebastian uses it sparingly, unlike some other comedians who seem use it as often as possible. Not cool.
@willmeariver7079
@willmeariver7079 4 жыл бұрын
@@richarddarlington1139 Then don't watch, problem solved.
@Jptotalfitnessny
@Jptotalfitnessny 4 жыл бұрын
"We don't run home and tattle tale on the restaurant..... " 🤣🤣🤣
@Justicia007
@Justicia007 4 жыл бұрын
Hilarious, he's really talented...
@gregmartin3608
@gregmartin3608 4 жыл бұрын
Yelp is full of complaining oddball trolls
@CliftonPhotographer
@CliftonPhotographer 4 жыл бұрын
@@gregmartin3608 I actually did Yelp for a while. If you do enough reviews to get invited to events. The problem is when the local groups are run by little college girls who only want to bring their friends into events. Turn all the grand openings are attended by 20 year olds trying to right some fancy novel on the reviews.
@LittleMissHoop
@LittleMissHoop 4 жыл бұрын
"It was handled..."
@dylbrody9666
@dylbrody9666 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, the world went downhill when things stopped getting handled....
@LittleMissHoop
@LittleMissHoop 4 жыл бұрын
@@dylbrody9666 IKR?
@KimmyQueen
@KimmyQueen 4 жыл бұрын
@@dylbrody9666 100%
@alyon5749
@alyon5749 4 жыл бұрын
Hell to the yep.
@LAGreg123
@LAGreg123 4 жыл бұрын
(...silence...) "Look at how weird it just got in here, huh?" Freaking hysterical.
@lilbatz
@lilbatz 4 жыл бұрын
Everyone's like don't knock the extra absorbency Depends until you try it! Judgey ass comedian! Lol... Great bit.👍
@Icarmzzy
@Icarmzzy 4 жыл бұрын
They would've said call the FBI not today
@alexfrederick5475
@alexfrederick5475 3 жыл бұрын
His ability to say stuff like that just shows how connected and communicating he is - he really reads the room. Perfect.
@DRAGNFLY
@DRAGNFLY 4 жыл бұрын
"Throw it up in the Google: 'I LIKE TO DRESS UP AS A BA-BY!'" kills me every time.
@ginac7998
@ginac7998 4 жыл бұрын
LOL ! Me too!
@mariakolenich5192
@mariakolenich5192 4 жыл бұрын
It's so true 😂😂😂
@msthang5366
@msthang5366 4 жыл бұрын
He sound like a made guy🤣🤣🤣
@shutyofacejerk
@shutyofacejerk 4 жыл бұрын
In the Google....so damn funny
@keyman6689
@keyman6689 4 жыл бұрын
His delivery makes it!
@Jessie-ny9kd
@Jessie-ny9kd Жыл бұрын
“the salmon sucked let’s get the fuck outta here” 🤣🤣 fucking hilarious I must see him in person! he’s so right about people👍🏻
@Leigh3420
@Leigh3420 5 ай бұрын
He rarely swears the audience knew it to so when the cameras had them On the audience they were hysterical. I respect he barely swears no need his delivery is on point.
@PearlJamAndBiscuits
@PearlJamAndBiscuits 4 жыл бұрын
Never has there been a more accurate imitation of an internet troll than this video. You nailed it Sebastian~ comedy gold
@slida65
@slida65 4 жыл бұрын
What makes this guy great and funny is that his material is so true.
@MrHammerman97
@MrHammerman97 4 жыл бұрын
Really make you think how right he is with the internet, two generations completely split because of it.
@estebanlopezalonzo5887
@estebanlopezalonzo5887 4 жыл бұрын
And his body gestures
@janeking4059
@janeking4059 3 жыл бұрын
Exactly!!!
@janeking4059
@janeking4059 3 жыл бұрын
@@MrHammerman97 EXACTLY
@janeking4059
@janeking4059 3 жыл бұрын
@@estebanlopezalonzo5887 the best!
@aligums3424
@aligums3424 4 жыл бұрын
LMAO "living down in da basement...hhhurrghhh, hurrrgh!" 😂
@pavelbelov9957
@pavelbelov9957 3 жыл бұрын
I AM DEAD
@janeking4059
@janeking4059 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao ...ha ha ha!
@yankees57
@yankees57 4 жыл бұрын
" People just sitting there in their basement talking to themselves RAWWWWW!" I died at that part! I love SM! Growing up in an Italian household like him I can totally relate to his comedy! 😂😂
@Jessie-ny9kd
@Jessie-ny9kd Жыл бұрын
It doesn’t get any better than him talking about googling “I like to dress up as a baby” 🤣🤣🤣 the way he tells it is freaking hilarious and so true of this day and age! Love this man bc he keeps me laughing🎤👶🏻
@ms8martini
@ms8martini 4 жыл бұрын
- scans the room - 😒 “You got nuthin goin on with your life?” 🤣🤣🤣 LOVE his comedy 💕💕
@LandscapePhotography95
@LandscapePhotography95 5 ай бұрын
I love Sebastian's comedy. He's a great storyteller. Clean and truthful in a funny way.
@P1983sche
@P1983sche 4 жыл бұрын
“Salmon sucked, lets get the F outta here.” 😂 I only do restaurant reviews for new restaurants to help spread the word. Especially if they’re a new Mom and Pop.
@foechicken8023rileylastname
@foechicken8023rileylastname 3 жыл бұрын
I leave reviews but I keep them short. Basic info so others know if the product or business are worth their time.
@thisgame2
@thisgame2 3 жыл бұрын
How weak are you to be influenced over a comedy video. I leave reviews like this comment saying you suck
@sidvyas8549
@sidvyas8549 2 жыл бұрын
Good lad yourself
@The1Music2MyEars
@The1Music2MyEars Жыл бұрын
Honest to God, the only time I wrote a review was to write a bad experience I had which resulted in 2 awesome days following my visit. I tried to write the most humorous review just to keep it not too negative.
@FortressWolf97
@FortressWolf97 Жыл бұрын
Sometimes writing a brief review can be rewarding. You complain about the food they give you on the plane, then the next time you fly, they’re serving the most delicious waffles you’ve ever had.
@cartergve
@cartergve 3 жыл бұрын
“It was handled”.... best three words of this segment. Yes it was.
@jessb.6493
@jessb.6493 4 жыл бұрын
Sebastian Maniscalco is the best in the business. He’s a class act as well.
@Frostbitten.
@Frostbitten. 4 жыл бұрын
His over-exaggerated type of comedy just isn't for me, but the man has class.
@suetilberry4198
@suetilberry4198 4 жыл бұрын
Sebastian is hilarious! Can't get enough of his shows.I think I watched them all.Wish there was more shows.
@jessb.6493
@jessb.6493 4 жыл бұрын
Frostbite., thanks for the reply. I can understand it’s not for everybody. For me personally (perhaps because I am Sicilian, hehe), I thoroughly enjoy how he makes the comedy very relative. His sheer disgust for every day antics (like shopping at TJ Maxx/Ross 4 Less, self-checkout at grocery stores, etc.) cracks me up. He came from humble beginnings and he’s worked his way up in the industry relatively quickly. Hope you and yours are staying safe and sane during these times. Comedy has been a refreshing outlet for me. :-)
@jessb.6493
@jessb.6493 4 жыл бұрын
Sue Tilberry I saw him along with my brothers at the Forum in LA area last year. His shows seemingly get better and better, which I didn’t think was possible.
@37Raffaella
@37Raffaella 4 жыл бұрын
Jess Battaglia have you watched him and his family at home? Fantastic!!!
@SK-bk3yh
@SK-bk3yh 4 жыл бұрын
I can watch his bits over and over never get tired
@TT-rz5td
@TT-rz5td 4 жыл бұрын
I do. 😂
@mewubzy
@mewubzy 4 жыл бұрын
Factss
@tomd1434
@tomd1434 3 жыл бұрын
That’s what she said
@santacollins326
@santacollins326 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣💟
@PokerJunkie83
@PokerJunkie83 Жыл бұрын
The way Sebastian annunciates words is spot on fantastic and hilarious 😂😂😂😂
@sev6379
@sev6379 4 жыл бұрын
It was handled.
@switchunboxing
@switchunboxing 4 жыл бұрын
SEV HANDLD
@heatherremlin8607
@heatherremlin8607 4 жыл бұрын
@@switchunboxing thank you for doing what I was about to do 😀
@kodiak138
@kodiak138 4 жыл бұрын
When you hear it from Sebastian, it really hits home hard how humanity has no chance!
@nthgth
@nthgth 4 жыл бұрын
Nice alliteration
@kodiak138
@kodiak138 4 жыл бұрын
@@nthgth You mean "Awesome alliteration." Anyway, always answer awkward animadversions.
@DreErdna
@DreErdna 4 жыл бұрын
nick b speak for yourself
@osh3408
@osh3408 4 жыл бұрын
It’s just you soft Americans
@Samantha-iv6pq
@Samantha-iv6pq 2 жыл бұрын
"Call the FBI, get this shit outta the neighborhood" 😆👏
@GazaFloatilla
@GazaFloatilla 4 жыл бұрын
It was handled. But today just throw it up in the Google
@youaremylifepictures4680
@youaremylifepictures4680 4 жыл бұрын
"People are livin' on the computer" - 21st century in a nutshell.
@janeking4059
@janeking4059 3 жыл бұрын
EXACTLY
@rejubi-minkaokose6836
@rejubi-minkaokose6836 4 жыл бұрын
"...it was handled!" 😂😂😂
@SportZFan4L1fe
@SportZFan4L1fe 3 жыл бұрын
"Now they're in chat rooms, ...Aaauuugh-uugh!" 😆
@lydiaquinn2892
@lydiaquinn2892 4 жыл бұрын
Omg I can’t breathe...He’s hilarious, genius! The funniest comedian with the best delivery!
@filipeilolahia4798
@filipeilolahia4798 4 жыл бұрын
me 2 love him 😁😁😁
@Reservoirpuppies
@Reservoirpuppies 4 жыл бұрын
I’m from Albania across from Italy And the all the shit in his family he joked about is similar to my upbringing. Sebastian is the most talented guy out there right now . Plus my sons name is Sebastian and he likes him too
@buk390
@buk390 4 жыл бұрын
I’m Albanian too!!! Love Sebastian!!! Rroft!
@1alsaidi319
@1alsaidi319 4 жыл бұрын
Since your Albanian I wanna ask you a question Why do they say that Albania is Europe’s Garbage?? I don’t understand
@buk390
@buk390 4 жыл бұрын
1 Alsaidi that’s a dickhead way of asking a question. But I’ll answer, I guess after 40 yrs of hard lined communism where the Albanian ppl didn’t live with even the most basic freedoms... no freedom of speech, religion, expression, life, liberty or property, it would make anyone a bit of an animal. If you have no idea if their suffrage, let me educate you. The communist government controlled every bit of their lives. All property was confiscated, along with any religious paraphernalia. Kids were forced to spy on parents, siblings upon siblings, spouse upon spouse etc. If they were thought to be out of line, they would face decades of hard prison labor or worse. Food was rationed monthly where ppl would stand in lines for hours for rancid dog meat. Hospitals and healthcare were free, yet the only time one would actually choose to go to the hospital was to die. Syringes were reused, bedsheets were changed every third patients. The smell of the hospital was nothing but death and disease. So, to answer your question, two generations grew up in that misery. You are right, Albania has its issues with gangs, drugs, sex trafficking etc, no doubt. Don’t all countries to some point? Given their history, you might understand how it happened. They are evolving into a more contemporary country as time goes on. I’m not defending them, just a little insight I think the big take away from my response is don’t let your country fall to radical socialism/communism
@areswalker5647
@areswalker5647 3 жыл бұрын
I'm from Italy and i love Albania, we're brothers ❤️
@sunofpeter2
@sunofpeter2 3 жыл бұрын
what is your culture like? i imagine its beautiful there
@MrBiggie7979
@MrBiggie7979 4 жыл бұрын
Amazing how funny a person can be with class- A little word here or there is fine, but it’s not every other word w/ a F or C, etc..... Funny dude.
@janeking4059
@janeking4059 3 жыл бұрын
EXACTLY
@truthteller4442
@truthteller4442 4 жыл бұрын
Love this. People are human....we all make mistakes. Not everything is gonna be perfect, or always "up to your standards." If someone made a mistake, or something was bad, just move on with your life and skip the review. We don't need to destroy a business because "the hotdog was too cold."
@rosieparez
@rosieparez 4 жыл бұрын
Disagree. Constructive criticism pushes people to do better. Let's not be an enabler
@truthteller4442
@truthteller4442 4 жыл бұрын
OrganicallyNique I get that, but there are better ways to deliver that constructive criticism. Maybe just an old school call to the owner, and politely relay it to them so that it can be corrected. I’m sure they’ll probably even throw in something free.
@CuriousCat777
@CuriousCat777 4 жыл бұрын
Truth Teller great suggestion. I don’t review anymore because I don’t think it’s fair for a couple of times I’ve gone to a place.
@skincareceo
@skincareceo 2 жыл бұрын
@@rosieparez you give that information to the boss, not the general public.
@Gemmarose9012
@Gemmarose9012 Жыл бұрын
People need to step up their game. If they get bad reviews it’s on them. Enough with the “positivity only” culture. 🙄
@sperrotta91
@sperrotta91 2 жыл бұрын
He brings scenarios to life as if they're actually occurring in real time.
@gillianorley
@gillianorley 4 жыл бұрын
Just watched Martin Scorsese's, The Irishman, on Netflix and imagine my surprise when Sebastian shows up playing "Crazy" Joe Gallo. I had to double-check the credits. He was pretty good. Also, in one of the same same scenes with Sebastian, Jim Norton as Don Rickles.
@paulmichael4368
@paulmichael4368 4 жыл бұрын
The Irishman podcast is why I looked him up in the first place
@ms8martini
@ms8martini 4 жыл бұрын
He also played a great role as a regular Italian family man in The Green Book. KILLED IT!!!👏🏾👏🏾
@keepcalmmom
@keepcalmmom 4 жыл бұрын
His performance was stellar.
@EuroGuy85
@EuroGuy85 4 жыл бұрын
I wasn’t gonna watch the movie but I saw Ray Romano in the trailer and I couldn’t believe it. I had to watch the movie to double check and see him in a dramatic role.
@HolyToledo
@HolyToledo 4 жыл бұрын
How does this guy not have a half hour sitcom?
@B-RaDD
@B-RaDD 4 жыл бұрын
He doesn't want one
@MM-ud1xf
@MM-ud1xf 4 жыл бұрын
Please no. That almost killed Mullaney.
@HolyToledo
@HolyToledo 4 жыл бұрын
Seinfeld did ok, and let me tell you something, if he got offered a show and was able to do what he wanted, for sure he would take the paper.
@ClassicGameMusic
@ClassicGameMusic 4 жыл бұрын
@ Holy Toledo Seinfeld did ok? Are you serious? Check his net worth. Who cares if people laughed or not, Jerry is super rich and show business is not necessarily the “funny” business. Seinfeld is the King of all comedy. The idea was to do comedy and Seinfeld yielded all of his dreams in dollars. You’re welcome. $einfeld is the be$t ever in comedy.
@HolyToledo
@HolyToledo 4 жыл бұрын
ClassicGameMusic What what? Dude go back and read my comment, when I said “OK” I guess it was to rattle the folds with no brain. I know all about Seinfeld, I’ve seen him twice, his net worth is about a billion along with Larry David. I used Seinfeld as an example to show why he would want a job like that. The fact I have to explain this is tiring and I will never explain in a comment section again, I’ll leave it to someone else to help you see the sarcasm
@juliantorres8818
@juliantorres8818 4 жыл бұрын
True. He ain't lying
@lesmoregibbjr.416
@lesmoregibbjr.416 4 жыл бұрын
OK, I'm watching the Irishman immediately, just to catch this guy in it! Sebastian M is dope, and all the dislikes on this clip are ONLY from people who actually like to dress up as babies!
@miriamhavard7621
@miriamhavard7621 4 жыл бұрын
Lesmore Gibb, Jr. 🚼👶😂
@palmina77italiana
@palmina77italiana 4 жыл бұрын
oh he was in that movie? lol. I haven't seen it yet. I knew that Robert DeNiro was in it :) That would have been so much fun to film I only imagine
@Fbrv16
@Fbrv16 4 жыл бұрын
Sebastian his hands down my funniest comedian of all time love him love his delivery you can relate with everything he says I love when he talks about his family class guy second to none if I'm having a bad day I always listen to him he always makes me cheer up and smile
@switchunboxing
@switchunboxing 4 жыл бұрын
Fred Radtke Yes I just discovered him and he is so hilarious! Except I can’t really say the same about this clip lol.
@switchunboxing
@switchunboxing 4 жыл бұрын
I love when he talks about being afraid to takeoff his shoes in someone else’s house haha. And the way he says words BAYBE
@Vicariousleighilive..
@Vicariousleighilive.. 4 жыл бұрын
Of all time !?
@wcm5636
@wcm5636 4 жыл бұрын
He’s funny but let’s not go overboard.
@Vicariousleighilive..
@Vicariousleighilive.. 4 жыл бұрын
chubbyurma i think sebas although i find fuckin hilarious gets by on his delivery and physical gestures, but man Theo comes out with some funny words and deep jokes that if your not on your game they go straight over your head!
@realestatebrowardcounty
@realestatebrowardcounty 4 жыл бұрын
You got some weird fetish, some weird thing yu du? *silence* Look at how weird it just got in HERE huh *crowd bursts out in laughter* Handles the crowd perfectly 😂😂
@switchunboxing
@switchunboxing 4 жыл бұрын
Real Estate Broward County Hahahaha “yu du”
@CuriousCat777
@CuriousCat777 4 жыл бұрын
That’s Real comedian when he’s present in the moment and jokes about it
@switchunboxing
@switchunboxing 4 жыл бұрын
247addiction True but I’m pretty it was scripted.
@bernardoconnor1502
@bernardoconnor1502 4 жыл бұрын
How can anybody dislike this? Hits too close to home, maybe? Restaurant reviews are one thing, but one thing I've never understood is the posting of the "Look what I'm eating now " pics.
@michaeljordan6008
@michaeljordan6008 4 жыл бұрын
Bernard O'Connor - Most people are idiots.
@lonewolffisherman7092
@lonewolffisherman7092 4 жыл бұрын
The eating thing- I have seriously never understood it. Unless you had suffered from anorexia and you are just trying to reassure people you are eating, I don't get it.
@Flabbergasted-yl4hv
@Flabbergasted-yl4hv 4 жыл бұрын
who likes those? I just get jealous "who TF asked"
@Sm-ig4rn
@Sm-ig4rn 3 жыл бұрын
@@lonewolffisherman7092 the point is to brag that you're eating something delicious or fancy and make others jealous.
@chauvo2626
@chauvo2626 4 жыл бұрын
_Now you give them the internet?_ This gets me every single time
@jaws2858
@jaws2858 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks for my daily crack-up. Just the way you said, “bay-bee”! Call the FBI!
@evor1
@evor1 4 жыл бұрын
finding out someone is an elite yelper is quite the turn off
@teresahowick5197
@teresahowick5197 4 жыл бұрын
evor1 it is!!! Omg so true!
@Creech786
@Creech786 4 жыл бұрын
evor1 My friends wife is one of those compulsive yelpers. I just half-heartedly nod and smile as rambles about the things she writes. I just want to tell her to go make some friends.
@CuriousCat777
@CuriousCat777 4 жыл бұрын
I don’t trust yelp.
@LA_Native
@LA_Native 4 жыл бұрын
Creech786 yikes 😂
@ekassien
@ekassien 3 жыл бұрын
He is SO funny because he's telling the truth about every one. We are laughing at ourselves. And it is hilarious! I see myself in more than one of his sketches. He tells it like it is, that's all. Not bad for a former waiter from the Four Seasons. Well done, Sebastian!
@shinigami146
@shinigami146 4 жыл бұрын
This special is my absolute favorite from Sebastian. Every bit was hilarious because he sells it so well.
@southernsass2937
@southernsass2937 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao 🤣 internet definitely brings out the crazy I never knew existed 😳😁
@almaalma3871
@almaalma3871 4 жыл бұрын
Southern Sass Totally 😂😂😂🤦🏻‍♀️
@southernsass2937
@southernsass2937 4 жыл бұрын
@Pete Pan Even more crazy lately.
@southernsass2937
@southernsass2937 4 жыл бұрын
@Pete Pan Ppl
@southernsass2937
@southernsass2937 4 жыл бұрын
@Pete Pan Done lost their dayum minds 😬🤦‍♀️
@switchunboxing
@switchunboxing 4 жыл бұрын
Southern Sass Boomers are still learning how the world works lol
@DelvinARTS
@DelvinARTS 4 жыл бұрын
My favorite comedian, hands down. Can’t wait for the next special.
@parispoet
@parispoet 2 жыл бұрын
Just looking at him makes me laugh! He is HYSTERICAL!! I have to watch him everyday! His delivery, facial expressions are awesome! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@TENGU127
@TENGU127 4 жыл бұрын
I always imagined, trolls are sitting at home in diapers on the internet, complaining about our comments.😂😂
@switchunboxing
@switchunboxing 4 жыл бұрын
TENGU127 It’s a two-way street I guess ha ha. But which came first? The chicken or the egg?
@cancergurl6998
@cancergurl6998 4 жыл бұрын
In their mom's basement. 😆
@mariajbrum
@mariajbrum 4 жыл бұрын
Yr comment made lol so hard, thank you!
@janeking4059
@janeking4059 3 жыл бұрын
Yep!
@georgefromjungle5211
@georgefromjungle5211 3 жыл бұрын
In that part "dressing as a baby" we all know what he really meant ))) Clever of him masking it this way or snow flakes would go mad lol!
@joeking5679
@joeking5679 2 жыл бұрын
what did he really mean?
@Ms._Purple_Apple
@Ms._Purple_Apple 4 жыл бұрын
Like his swagger and how he pronounces his words to best fit his comical skit.
@JenMB
@JenMB 2 жыл бұрын
“It was handled.” 😂 😂 😂
@jimjulian
@jimjulian 4 жыл бұрын
I just wrote an 18-page essay on asparagus and I feel called out. Just saying.
@SuperReallyNice
@SuperReallyNice 4 жыл бұрын
I only came up with 14 pages, I feel a little empty...
@jimjulian
@jimjulian 4 жыл бұрын
@@SuperReallyNice I believe in you. You can do this!
@Mortthemoose
@Mortthemoose 3 жыл бұрын
😂
@iAmOker7
@iAmOker7 4 жыл бұрын
I’ve been watching him for a very long time. Every subject hits home with me. I was brought up with Sicilian grandparents and uncle. Love the story of 20 years ago when somebody rang the doorbell compared to now that one’s just too much. I lived through that kind of stuff. hilarious😂😂😂
@robertoliver166
@robertoliver166 4 жыл бұрын
“Out of my house with a Diapper”😂🤣I just spilled my coffee laughing😂👍🏻
@jeanniefrank2002
@jeanniefrank2002 4 жыл бұрын
Your physical slapstick humor slays me!!!!LOVE IT!!!
@greyIX
@greyIX 4 жыл бұрын
now they're in chat rooms aaAUUNgHHH! 😂
@deevine9255
@deevine9255 4 жыл бұрын
"Next thing you know, there's 863 people who likes to do this sh*t."😂 I love the exact number he gives.😂 This whole skit is so hilarious! Sebastian is the best comedian around!😂
@valerieneal2747
@valerieneal2747 4 жыл бұрын
Sebastian...you are awesomely HILARIOUS !! I've always loved ya..and thank u so much for the laughter. And we truly need it..especially with what we're dealing with nowdays. You're marvelous😂
@mixmemes4u21
@mixmemes4u21 4 жыл бұрын
Just throw it up in the google.. that’s my new catch phrase when I don’t no something...
@Aquanex2
@Aquanex2 4 жыл бұрын
LMAO I'm gonna start saying that now!
@jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj178
@jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj178 4 жыл бұрын
Google how to spell “know”
@lauramalek3128
@lauramalek3128 4 жыл бұрын
I've got a buddy whose standard reply to the "I don't know" questions...GTS (Google That S**t!)
@tomd1434
@tomd1434 3 жыл бұрын
@@jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj178 Google joy kill
@ccbee232
@ccbee232 4 жыл бұрын
He truly is great! Love his delivery. Even if the joke isn't super hilarious, the way he speaks and his insane body language makes it perfect.
@truthteller4442
@truthteller4442 3 жыл бұрын
"Whose got this time to write an 18 page essay on asparagus?? Who's doin' this????" 😂😂😂😂 This is so true. People don't understand that if there's a problem, it's far more beneficial to just go to the owner, tell him the problem, he can correct it, and you'll probably get something free, too. It's a win-win for everyone. But some people would rather be petty bltches and go and ruin a place's reputation. Sick society.
@Sm-ig4rn
@Sm-ig4rn 3 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure people do that in person, and they include that in the review if the owner does that. If the owner does not care, they include that as well. It saves people time and money to know if service is slow, the food isn't worth it, etc. rather than keeping it to yourself and letting others find out through experience. Also, the owner can't fix every complaint, ex. if you complain the prices went up and the quality went down, the manager wasn't available, or they changed an item on the menu.
@degdude9433
@degdude9433 6 ай бұрын
the answer is.....women...women have the time to write complaints in reviews
@thebadgerette69
@thebadgerette69 4 жыл бұрын
I love this guy he comes up with best things....
@andriadebose3403
@andriadebose3403 2 жыл бұрын
Hilarious! "863 People at the Hilton dressed up as babies!!!!🤣😂🤣😂
@angeliquehammond2996
@angeliquehammond2996 4 жыл бұрын
Love the inflection of some of his words! “Eh? & You Do?” 😂
@joannp5806
@joannp5806 4 жыл бұрын
Just love this guy! Can re watch any of his skits and still laugh all over again🤣🤣🤣
@maryjoanolko5485
@maryjoanolko5485 4 жыл бұрын
He is so funny and spot on...thank you for giving us laughs especially during this pandemic
@madameblackimusprime
@madameblackimusprime 2 жыл бұрын
The way he said "you like to dress up as a baby" took me df out.
@RobinMarconeCassidyRN
@RobinMarconeCassidyRN 4 жыл бұрын
Sebastian is so connected to his audience.....love him!! The best comedian to date.
@switchunboxing
@switchunboxing 4 жыл бұрын
Robin Cassidy RN It’s all edited
@boonebrackett3721
@boonebrackett3721 4 жыл бұрын
If you don't find this guy funny there is biologically something wrong you.
@switchunboxing
@switchunboxing 4 жыл бұрын
Boone Brackett I think most of his stuff is hilarious! This bit, comes off less as comedy and more just hatred though. It’s better when he calls out things that are actually problematic or quirky things about his personality.
@davejiannuzzi4160
@davejiannuzzi4160 4 жыл бұрын
He’s funny as hell, must just be you Boone!
@boonebrackett3721
@boonebrackett3721 4 жыл бұрын
@@davejiannuzzi4160 u must've misread me
@wsmokr
@wsmokr 4 жыл бұрын
Actually it just means you have different tastes than others but sadly today having a different OPINION is frowned upon.
@boonebrackett3721
@boonebrackett3721 4 жыл бұрын
@@wsmokr bruh chill
@lifemusic1980
@lifemusic1980 3 жыл бұрын
Non stop laughing at every single special. 🤣
@durshley
@durshley Жыл бұрын
As you get older you want more of this clean comedy.. I can show this to my elders and not feel uncomfortable while watching with them👍🏽
@CyberSec_Vin
@CyberSec_Vin 4 жыл бұрын
“I’ll tell her right there, SALMON SUCKED, LETS GET THE FUCK OUTA HERE” LMAOOOO
@NaturalHypertrophy
@NaturalHypertrophy 4 жыл бұрын
They call it Yelp because it's a cry for help by the users of the website for someone to run a wellness check on them
@switchunboxing
@switchunboxing 4 жыл бұрын
Natural Hypertrophy But no one will because the current state of mental health stigma
@peterkovic2241
@peterkovic2241 2 жыл бұрын
Can't believe I've been sleeping on Sebastian Maniscalco all these years. Dude's hysterical. I can't stop watching clips from these specials, man! Epic.
@bgrasty8
@bgrasty8 4 жыл бұрын
Love this guy! His delivery is just as funny, if not more than, what he actually says. Cracks me up all the time!
@drea60102
@drea60102 4 жыл бұрын
Absolutely the best!!! I can, and have, watched his standup over and over, and I still laugh out loud!
@andrewwietecki1693
@andrewwietecki1693 3 жыл бұрын
"Salmon sucked, let's get the fuck outta here"! Everything about this stand up is not only true, but hilarious as well.
@delledaye2035
@delledaye2035 4 жыл бұрын
This guy is hilarious...
@loishribar7572
@loishribar7572 4 жыл бұрын
Absolutely the best. During these times he & his Mrs. give me most needed laughs!😂
@foosinaround8648
@foosinaround8648 4 жыл бұрын
When he says "baby" ...I'm over here dying ....the way he says it!!! 🤣😂🤣😂
@switchunboxing
@switchunboxing 4 жыл бұрын
timboslice BAYBEH
@switchunboxing
@switchunboxing 4 жыл бұрын
Only funny thing about this bit haha!
@virgie4715
@virgie4715 4 жыл бұрын
I just found this guy today on my recommended and he is hilarious!! I love finding good comedians!
@relentless3735
@relentless3735 2 жыл бұрын
Arguably one of his best performances 💕👍🏼
@ConorCantCoast
@ConorCantCoast 4 жыл бұрын
His accent makes his stand up just that much better lmao
@Angel-um4ue
@Angel-um4ue 4 жыл бұрын
"Look at this shit....call the FBI"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@keepingitsimple88
@keepingitsimple88 4 жыл бұрын
This Guy is hilarious
@palmina77italiana
@palmina77italiana 4 жыл бұрын
Genius lol. Love and respect to Sabastian Maniscalco and his wife.
@filipeilolahia4798
@filipeilolahia4798 4 жыл бұрын
love this guy 🇹🇴
@edwardmclaughlin7935
@edwardmclaughlin7935 5 ай бұрын
Only humour gets to make crucial observations with such precision and unchallengeable validity. This bloke is a master of the craft.
@dianehoward2788
@dianehoward2788 2 жыл бұрын
Omg I soooo LOVE Sebastian. Hes the BEST. I love the new dating one how they adore each other in beginning and by mid stream new love she hates him for brushing his teeth🤣🤣🤣
@nicholasstanley8787
@nicholasstanley8787 4 жыл бұрын
All I'm saying to my wife is let's get tix to Sebastian's show.
@debragarner4884
@debragarner4884 4 жыл бұрын
Love you way too much! I am in stitches! Thank you.
@lauramalek3128
@lauramalek3128 4 жыл бұрын
No WAY to love this guy too much! His routines are my daily survival during the pandemic.
@ilmarinen79
@ilmarinen79 3 жыл бұрын
Found him yesterday, today one of my favorite comedians! So good!
@sunshine9717
@sunshine9717 4 жыл бұрын
On point, hands down. You are so right. The internet has brought out the worst in people's behaviors and addictions!😳
@michael_caz_nyc
@michael_caz_nyc 3 жыл бұрын
He is absolutely Hilarious. He really gets annoyed by some of his observations. Thats what makes it so Real and Hysterical. You can see the aggravation in his face. Love Maniscalco.
@rosieparez
@rosieparez 4 жыл бұрын
126 people like to dress up like babies I see. I want to see a live show. He is hilarious
@jeannettediaz2630
@jeannettediaz2630 2 жыл бұрын
Love Love this guy! He’s funny n honest, is all true, brings me back to the good old days ) thank you!!
@Howiesgirl
@Howiesgirl 2 жыл бұрын
I'd really love to see Sebastian live, but I'm afraid I'd end up laughing so hard that I'd miss half the show, lol!! He's so relatable, & reminds me of many of my Italian-American friends & relatives. I think he's great.
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