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@eileenmiller75224 жыл бұрын
“18 page essay on asparagus “!!! 😂
@DailyDiscountNL3 жыл бұрын
That line killed me 😂
@sarahhockey24203 жыл бұрын
They get paid for it,too
@user-kc2xn3lu5k3 ай бұрын
I love it! 😂
@OutgrownThings4 жыл бұрын
I actually really appreciate how little he swears. It adds so much to the delivery when he slips an f-bomb in there every once in a while. His style is so specific and deliberate. I love this guy.
@heatherdawnnovecosky42454 жыл бұрын
You nailed it
@enricomiceli87044 жыл бұрын
It's not really specific..in italy everybody is like this
@georgiag08294 жыл бұрын
Exactly! I can watch this with the kids and not flinch at every f- bomb.
@playtothebone4 жыл бұрын
The salmon sucks let's get the fuck outta here hahahha
@QuestionYourWorld3 жыл бұрын
Definitely. He can use so little profanity but still ooze out that New York attitude, it's amazing.
@mattcandiepetty39334 жыл бұрын
Everyone who gave this a thumbs down was wearing a diaper while writing a reastraunt review as they were watching
@Lori55644 жыл бұрын
🤣
@AbleAnderson3 жыл бұрын
I actually disagree. Being able to write reviews is a great way to reward companies that do a great job and punish companies that suck. This enhances how a market functions, and we all win in the end by getting better shit. I honestly have no problem with reviews, it’s score keeping for the free market
@AbleAnderson3 жыл бұрын
@Happy Thoughts Lol I disagree. I hate pussy culture more than anyone, I don't promote it. I just don't see reviews as part of that, I think any smart consumer will both use and at times participate in reviews. It keeps companies accountable.
@jose47553 жыл бұрын
AbleAnderson karen alert!
@AbleAnderson3 жыл бұрын
@@jose4755 So let me make sure I understand your argument Jose. If I go to a restaurant and get the worst food I've ever had, absolute disgusting filth, had a hair in it, the staff was rude, and the prices were high. If I go onto yelp and say "hey guys I wouldn't recommend this place, they are terrible," that is being a Karen? You are a straight clown lol
@JoeDirte1573 жыл бұрын
His impression of people in their basements being trolls by themselves is hilarious. Had me rolling
@JC0R0NA882 жыл бұрын
I first heard this on Spotify and it's exactly what I had in mind. Had me in tears 🤣
@DrunkenSlob2 жыл бұрын
I know all about that
@Steve1972014 жыл бұрын
This guy's act is phenomenal! It's not just what he says, but his delivery that is genius!
@switchunboxing4 жыл бұрын
BooBoo Bear Definitely his delivery. That was the only thing funny in this one to me
@switchunboxing4 жыл бұрын
Does anyone else get Adam Sandler vibes?
@Steve1972014 жыл бұрын
@@switchunboxing Yes, definitely! His voice sounds like Adam Sandler.
@switchunboxing4 жыл бұрын
BooBoo Bear right? But not so much that it’s a rip off. But it possibly was a big inspiration for it. This guy is truly performing, I believe he is putting on an act. He’s definitely putting on a character. And I appreciate that and I think that’s what makes them stand out. He’s not just telling jokes. Whenever I did stand up, I rehearsed everything. My facial expressions at certain times, my gestures, my body, everything. I think that’s what he’s doing here. But yeah there was even one skit where he yelled kind of like Adam Sandler ha ha. And don’t get me wrong, I have never been a fan of Sandler. Maybe this guy just takes those vibes and makes it funny. Or hell maybe it’s just because they both sound like they are from New York
@lmontenegro51274 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad to find him. He's brilliant and what a welcome relief of light and laughter during these times.
@Native-Kitty4 жыл бұрын
“Call the FBI! Get this s**t out of the neighborhood!” LOL!!!
@mov1ngforward3 жыл бұрын
It happens!! Think about it, HOA afraid of a psychic.
@nikkiholmes66724 жыл бұрын
OMG... 😂😂😂😂 “Salmon sucks... let’s get to F out of here”... nuff said
@richarddarlington11394 жыл бұрын
@Olushola Ajayi When there's no other word that will work as well, fuck is the word you use.
@DanaC-ne7bc4 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@TheGirlnurse4 жыл бұрын
I’m still laughing! 😂 😂
@richarddarlington11394 жыл бұрын
@Olushola Ajayi Well... there's no need to carpet bomb the landscape with it. In fact, in most public situations, it would be considered highly inappropriate and in poor taste. If you'll notice, Sebastian uses it sparingly, unlike some other comedians who seem use it as often as possible. Not cool.
@willmeariver70794 жыл бұрын
@@richarddarlington1139 Then don't watch, problem solved.
@Jptotalfitnessny4 жыл бұрын
"We don't run home and tattle tale on the restaurant..... " 🤣🤣🤣
@Justicia0074 жыл бұрын
Hilarious, he's really talented...
@gregmartin36084 жыл бұрын
Yelp is full of complaining oddball trolls
@CliftonPhotographer4 жыл бұрын
@@gregmartin3608 I actually did Yelp for a while. If you do enough reviews to get invited to events. The problem is when the local groups are run by little college girls who only want to bring their friends into events. Turn all the grand openings are attended by 20 year olds trying to right some fancy novel on the reviews.
@LittleMissHoop4 жыл бұрын
"It was handled..."
@dylbrody96664 жыл бұрын
Yeah, the world went downhill when things stopped getting handled....
@LittleMissHoop4 жыл бұрын
@@dylbrody9666 IKR?
@KimmyQueen4 жыл бұрын
@@dylbrody9666 100%
@alyon57494 жыл бұрын
Hell to the yep.
@LAGreg1234 жыл бұрын
(...silence...) "Look at how weird it just got in here, huh?" Freaking hysterical.
@lilbatz4 жыл бұрын
Everyone's like don't knock the extra absorbency Depends until you try it! Judgey ass comedian! Lol... Great bit.👍
@Icarmzzy4 жыл бұрын
They would've said call the FBI not today
@alexfrederick54753 жыл бұрын
His ability to say stuff like that just shows how connected and communicating he is - he really reads the room. Perfect.
@DRAGNFLY4 жыл бұрын
"Throw it up in the Google: 'I LIKE TO DRESS UP AS A BA-BY!'" kills me every time.
@ginac79984 жыл бұрын
LOL ! Me too!
@mariakolenich51924 жыл бұрын
It's so true 😂😂😂
@msthang53664 жыл бұрын
He sound like a made guy🤣🤣🤣
@shutyofacejerk4 жыл бұрын
In the Google....so damn funny
@keyman66894 жыл бұрын
His delivery makes it!
@Jessie-ny9kd Жыл бұрын
“the salmon sucked let’s get the fuck outta here” 🤣🤣 fucking hilarious I must see him in person! he’s so right about people👍🏻
@Leigh34205 ай бұрын
He rarely swears the audience knew it to so when the cameras had them On the audience they were hysterical. I respect he barely swears no need his delivery is on point.
@PearlJamAndBiscuits4 жыл бұрын
Never has there been a more accurate imitation of an internet troll than this video. You nailed it Sebastian~ comedy gold
@slida654 жыл бұрын
What makes this guy great and funny is that his material is so true.
@MrHammerman974 жыл бұрын
Really make you think how right he is with the internet, two generations completely split because of it.
@estebanlopezalonzo58874 жыл бұрын
And his body gestures
@janeking40593 жыл бұрын
Exactly!!!
@janeking40593 жыл бұрын
@@MrHammerman97 EXACTLY
@janeking40593 жыл бұрын
@@estebanlopezalonzo5887 the best!
@aligums34244 жыл бұрын
LMAO "living down in da basement...hhhurrghhh, hurrrgh!" 😂
@pavelbelov99573 жыл бұрын
I AM DEAD
@janeking40593 жыл бұрын
Lmao ...ha ha ha!
@yankees574 жыл бұрын
" People just sitting there in their basement talking to themselves RAWWWWW!" I died at that part! I love SM! Growing up in an Italian household like him I can totally relate to his comedy! 😂😂
@Jessie-ny9kd Жыл бұрын
It doesn’t get any better than him talking about googling “I like to dress up as a baby” 🤣🤣🤣 the way he tells it is freaking hilarious and so true of this day and age! Love this man bc he keeps me laughing🎤👶🏻
@ms8martini4 жыл бұрын
- scans the room - 😒 “You got nuthin goin on with your life?” 🤣🤣🤣 LOVE his comedy 💕💕
@LandscapePhotography955 ай бұрын
I love Sebastian's comedy. He's a great storyteller. Clean and truthful in a funny way.
@P1983sche4 жыл бұрын
“Salmon sucked, lets get the F outta here.” 😂 I only do restaurant reviews for new restaurants to help spread the word. Especially if they’re a new Mom and Pop.
@foechicken8023rileylastname3 жыл бұрын
I leave reviews but I keep them short. Basic info so others know if the product or business are worth their time.
@thisgame23 жыл бұрын
How weak are you to be influenced over a comedy video. I leave reviews like this comment saying you suck
@sidvyas85492 жыл бұрын
Good lad yourself
@The1Music2MyEars Жыл бұрын
Honest to God, the only time I wrote a review was to write a bad experience I had which resulted in 2 awesome days following my visit. I tried to write the most humorous review just to keep it not too negative.
@FortressWolf97 Жыл бұрын
Sometimes writing a brief review can be rewarding. You complain about the food they give you on the plane, then the next time you fly, they’re serving the most delicious waffles you’ve ever had.
@cartergve3 жыл бұрын
“It was handled”.... best three words of this segment. Yes it was.
@jessb.64934 жыл бұрын
Sebastian Maniscalco is the best in the business. He’s a class act as well.
@Frostbitten.4 жыл бұрын
His over-exaggerated type of comedy just isn't for me, but the man has class.
@suetilberry41984 жыл бұрын
Sebastian is hilarious! Can't get enough of his shows.I think I watched them all.Wish there was more shows.
@jessb.64934 жыл бұрын
Frostbite., thanks for the reply. I can understand it’s not for everybody. For me personally (perhaps because I am Sicilian, hehe), I thoroughly enjoy how he makes the comedy very relative. His sheer disgust for every day antics (like shopping at TJ Maxx/Ross 4 Less, self-checkout at grocery stores, etc.) cracks me up. He came from humble beginnings and he’s worked his way up in the industry relatively quickly. Hope you and yours are staying safe and sane during these times. Comedy has been a refreshing outlet for me. :-)
@jessb.64934 жыл бұрын
Sue Tilberry I saw him along with my brothers at the Forum in LA area last year. His shows seemingly get better and better, which I didn’t think was possible.
@37Raffaella4 жыл бұрын
Jess Battaglia have you watched him and his family at home? Fantastic!!!
@SK-bk3yh4 жыл бұрын
I can watch his bits over and over never get tired
@TT-rz5td4 жыл бұрын
I do. 😂
@mewubzy4 жыл бұрын
Factss
@tomd14343 жыл бұрын
That’s what she said
@santacollins3263 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣💟
@PokerJunkie83 Жыл бұрын
The way Sebastian annunciates words is spot on fantastic and hilarious 😂😂😂😂
@sev63794 жыл бұрын
It was handled.
@switchunboxing4 жыл бұрын
SEV HANDLD
@heatherremlin86074 жыл бұрын
@@switchunboxing thank you for doing what I was about to do 😀
@kodiak1384 жыл бұрын
When you hear it from Sebastian, it really hits home hard how humanity has no chance!
@nthgth4 жыл бұрын
Nice alliteration
@kodiak1384 жыл бұрын
@@nthgth You mean "Awesome alliteration." Anyway, always answer awkward animadversions.
@DreErdna4 жыл бұрын
nick b speak for yourself
@osh34084 жыл бұрын
It’s just you soft Americans
@Samantha-iv6pq2 жыл бұрын
"Call the FBI, get this shit outta the neighborhood" 😆👏
@GazaFloatilla4 жыл бұрын
It was handled. But today just throw it up in the Google
@youaremylifepictures46804 жыл бұрын
"People are livin' on the computer" - 21st century in a nutshell.
@janeking40593 жыл бұрын
EXACTLY
@rejubi-minkaokose68364 жыл бұрын
"...it was handled!" 😂😂😂
@SportZFan4L1fe3 жыл бұрын
"Now they're in chat rooms, ...Aaauuugh-uugh!" 😆
@lydiaquinn28924 жыл бұрын
Omg I can’t breathe...He’s hilarious, genius! The funniest comedian with the best delivery!
@filipeilolahia47984 жыл бұрын
me 2 love him 😁😁😁
@Reservoirpuppies4 жыл бұрын
I’m from Albania across from Italy And the all the shit in his family he joked about is similar to my upbringing. Sebastian is the most talented guy out there right now . Plus my sons name is Sebastian and he likes him too
@buk3904 жыл бұрын
I’m Albanian too!!! Love Sebastian!!! Rroft!
@1alsaidi3194 жыл бұрын
Since your Albanian I wanna ask you a question Why do they say that Albania is Europe’s Garbage?? I don’t understand
@buk3904 жыл бұрын
1 Alsaidi that’s a dickhead way of asking a question. But I’ll answer, I guess after 40 yrs of hard lined communism where the Albanian ppl didn’t live with even the most basic freedoms... no freedom of speech, religion, expression, life, liberty or property, it would make anyone a bit of an animal. If you have no idea if their suffrage, let me educate you. The communist government controlled every bit of their lives. All property was confiscated, along with any religious paraphernalia. Kids were forced to spy on parents, siblings upon siblings, spouse upon spouse etc. If they were thought to be out of line, they would face decades of hard prison labor or worse. Food was rationed monthly where ppl would stand in lines for hours for rancid dog meat. Hospitals and healthcare were free, yet the only time one would actually choose to go to the hospital was to die. Syringes were reused, bedsheets were changed every third patients. The smell of the hospital was nothing but death and disease. So, to answer your question, two generations grew up in that misery. You are right, Albania has its issues with gangs, drugs, sex trafficking etc, no doubt. Don’t all countries to some point? Given their history, you might understand how it happened. They are evolving into a more contemporary country as time goes on. I’m not defending them, just a little insight I think the big take away from my response is don’t let your country fall to radical socialism/communism
@areswalker56473 жыл бұрын
I'm from Italy and i love Albania, we're brothers ❤️
@sunofpeter23 жыл бұрын
what is your culture like? i imagine its beautiful there
@MrBiggie79794 жыл бұрын
Amazing how funny a person can be with class- A little word here or there is fine, but it’s not every other word w/ a F or C, etc..... Funny dude.
@janeking40593 жыл бұрын
EXACTLY
@truthteller44424 жыл бұрын
Love this. People are human....we all make mistakes. Not everything is gonna be perfect, or always "up to your standards." If someone made a mistake, or something was bad, just move on with your life and skip the review. We don't need to destroy a business because "the hotdog was too cold."
@rosieparez4 жыл бұрын
Disagree. Constructive criticism pushes people to do better. Let's not be an enabler
@truthteller44424 жыл бұрын
OrganicallyNique I get that, but there are better ways to deliver that constructive criticism. Maybe just an old school call to the owner, and politely relay it to them so that it can be corrected. I’m sure they’ll probably even throw in something free.
@CuriousCat7774 жыл бұрын
Truth Teller great suggestion. I don’t review anymore because I don’t think it’s fair for a couple of times I’ve gone to a place.
@skincareceo2 жыл бұрын
@@rosieparez you give that information to the boss, not the general public.
@Gemmarose9012 Жыл бұрын
People need to step up their game. If they get bad reviews it’s on them. Enough with the “positivity only” culture. 🙄
@sperrotta912 жыл бұрын
He brings scenarios to life as if they're actually occurring in real time.
@gillianorley4 жыл бұрын
Just watched Martin Scorsese's, The Irishman, on Netflix and imagine my surprise when Sebastian shows up playing "Crazy" Joe Gallo. I had to double-check the credits. He was pretty good. Also, in one of the same same scenes with Sebastian, Jim Norton as Don Rickles.
@paulmichael43684 жыл бұрын
The Irishman podcast is why I looked him up in the first place
@ms8martini4 жыл бұрын
He also played a great role as a regular Italian family man in The Green Book. KILLED IT!!!👏🏾👏🏾
@keepcalmmom4 жыл бұрын
His performance was stellar.
@EuroGuy854 жыл бұрын
I wasn’t gonna watch the movie but I saw Ray Romano in the trailer and I couldn’t believe it. I had to watch the movie to double check and see him in a dramatic role.
@HolyToledo4 жыл бұрын
How does this guy not have a half hour sitcom?
@B-RaDD4 жыл бұрын
He doesn't want one
@MM-ud1xf4 жыл бұрын
Please no. That almost killed Mullaney.
@HolyToledo4 жыл бұрын
Seinfeld did ok, and let me tell you something, if he got offered a show and was able to do what he wanted, for sure he would take the paper.
@ClassicGameMusic4 жыл бұрын
@ Holy Toledo Seinfeld did ok? Are you serious? Check his net worth. Who cares if people laughed or not, Jerry is super rich and show business is not necessarily the “funny” business. Seinfeld is the King of all comedy. The idea was to do comedy and Seinfeld yielded all of his dreams in dollars. You’re welcome. $einfeld is the be$t ever in comedy.
@HolyToledo4 жыл бұрын
ClassicGameMusic What what? Dude go back and read my comment, when I said “OK” I guess it was to rattle the folds with no brain. I know all about Seinfeld, I’ve seen him twice, his net worth is about a billion along with Larry David. I used Seinfeld as an example to show why he would want a job like that. The fact I have to explain this is tiring and I will never explain in a comment section again, I’ll leave it to someone else to help you see the sarcasm
@juliantorres88184 жыл бұрын
True. He ain't lying
@lesmoregibbjr.4164 жыл бұрын
OK, I'm watching the Irishman immediately, just to catch this guy in it! Sebastian M is dope, and all the dislikes on this clip are ONLY from people who actually like to dress up as babies!
@miriamhavard76214 жыл бұрын
Lesmore Gibb, Jr. 🚼👶😂
@palmina77italiana4 жыл бұрын
oh he was in that movie? lol. I haven't seen it yet. I knew that Robert DeNiro was in it :) That would have been so much fun to film I only imagine
@Fbrv164 жыл бұрын
Sebastian his hands down my funniest comedian of all time love him love his delivery you can relate with everything he says I love when he talks about his family class guy second to none if I'm having a bad day I always listen to him he always makes me cheer up and smile
@switchunboxing4 жыл бұрын
Fred Radtke Yes I just discovered him and he is so hilarious! Except I can’t really say the same about this clip lol.
@switchunboxing4 жыл бұрын
I love when he talks about being afraid to takeoff his shoes in someone else’s house haha. And the way he says words BAYBE
@Vicariousleighilive..4 жыл бұрын
Of all time !?
@wcm56364 жыл бұрын
He’s funny but let’s not go overboard.
@Vicariousleighilive..4 жыл бұрын
chubbyurma i think sebas although i find fuckin hilarious gets by on his delivery and physical gestures, but man Theo comes out with some funny words and deep jokes that if your not on your game they go straight over your head!
@realestatebrowardcounty4 жыл бұрын
You got some weird fetish, some weird thing yu du? *silence* Look at how weird it just got in HERE huh *crowd bursts out in laughter* Handles the crowd perfectly 😂😂
@switchunboxing4 жыл бұрын
Real Estate Broward County Hahahaha “yu du”
@CuriousCat7774 жыл бұрын
That’s Real comedian when he’s present in the moment and jokes about it
@switchunboxing4 жыл бұрын
247addiction True but I’m pretty it was scripted.
@bernardoconnor15024 жыл бұрын
How can anybody dislike this? Hits too close to home, maybe? Restaurant reviews are one thing, but one thing I've never understood is the posting of the "Look what I'm eating now " pics.
@michaeljordan60084 жыл бұрын
Bernard O'Connor - Most people are idiots.
@lonewolffisherman70924 жыл бұрын
The eating thing- I have seriously never understood it. Unless you had suffered from anorexia and you are just trying to reassure people you are eating, I don't get it.
@Flabbergasted-yl4hv4 жыл бұрын
who likes those? I just get jealous "who TF asked"
@Sm-ig4rn3 жыл бұрын
@@lonewolffisherman7092 the point is to brag that you're eating something delicious or fancy and make others jealous.
@chauvo26264 жыл бұрын
_Now you give them the internet?_ This gets me every single time
@jaws28584 жыл бұрын
Thanks for my daily crack-up. Just the way you said, “bay-bee”! Call the FBI!
@evor14 жыл бұрын
finding out someone is an elite yelper is quite the turn off
@teresahowick51974 жыл бұрын
evor1 it is!!! Omg so true!
@Creech7864 жыл бұрын
evor1 My friends wife is one of those compulsive yelpers. I just half-heartedly nod and smile as rambles about the things she writes. I just want to tell her to go make some friends.
@CuriousCat7774 жыл бұрын
I don’t trust yelp.
@LA_Native4 жыл бұрын
Creech786 yikes 😂
@ekassien3 жыл бұрын
He is SO funny because he's telling the truth about every one. We are laughing at ourselves. And it is hilarious! I see myself in more than one of his sketches. He tells it like it is, that's all. Not bad for a former waiter from the Four Seasons. Well done, Sebastian!
@shinigami1464 жыл бұрын
This special is my absolute favorite from Sebastian. Every bit was hilarious because he sells it so well.
@southernsass29374 жыл бұрын
Lmao 🤣 internet definitely brings out the crazy I never knew existed 😳😁
@almaalma38714 жыл бұрын
Southern Sass Totally 😂😂😂🤦🏻♀️
@southernsass29374 жыл бұрын
@Pete Pan Even more crazy lately.
@southernsass29374 жыл бұрын
@Pete Pan Ppl
@southernsass29374 жыл бұрын
@Pete Pan Done lost their dayum minds 😬🤦♀️
@switchunboxing4 жыл бұрын
Southern Sass Boomers are still learning how the world works lol
@DelvinARTS4 жыл бұрын
My favorite comedian, hands down. Can’t wait for the next special.
@parispoet2 жыл бұрын
Just looking at him makes me laugh! He is HYSTERICAL!! I have to watch him everyday! His delivery, facial expressions are awesome! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@TENGU1274 жыл бұрын
I always imagined, trolls are sitting at home in diapers on the internet, complaining about our comments.😂😂
@switchunboxing4 жыл бұрын
TENGU127 It’s a two-way street I guess ha ha. But which came first? The chicken or the egg?
@cancergurl69984 жыл бұрын
In their mom's basement. 😆
@mariajbrum4 жыл бұрын
Yr comment made lol so hard, thank you!
@janeking40593 жыл бұрын
Yep!
@georgefromjungle52113 жыл бұрын
In that part "dressing as a baby" we all know what he really meant ))) Clever of him masking it this way or snow flakes would go mad lol!
@joeking56792 жыл бұрын
what did he really mean?
@Ms._Purple_Apple4 жыл бұрын
Like his swagger and how he pronounces his words to best fit his comical skit.
@JenMB2 жыл бұрын
“It was handled.” 😂 😂 😂
@jimjulian4 жыл бұрын
I just wrote an 18-page essay on asparagus and I feel called out. Just saying.
@SuperReallyNice4 жыл бұрын
I only came up with 14 pages, I feel a little empty...
@jimjulian4 жыл бұрын
@@SuperReallyNice I believe in you. You can do this!
@Mortthemoose3 жыл бұрын
😂
@iAmOker74 жыл бұрын
I’ve been watching him for a very long time. Every subject hits home with me. I was brought up with Sicilian grandparents and uncle. Love the story of 20 years ago when somebody rang the doorbell compared to now that one’s just too much. I lived through that kind of stuff. hilarious😂😂😂
@robertoliver1664 жыл бұрын
“Out of my house with a Diapper”😂🤣I just spilled my coffee laughing😂👍🏻
@jeanniefrank20024 жыл бұрын
Your physical slapstick humor slays me!!!!LOVE IT!!!
@greyIX4 жыл бұрын
now they're in chat rooms aaAUUNgHHH! 😂
@deevine92554 жыл бұрын
"Next thing you know, there's 863 people who likes to do this sh*t."😂 I love the exact number he gives.😂 This whole skit is so hilarious! Sebastian is the best comedian around!😂
@valerieneal27474 жыл бұрын
Sebastian...you are awesomely HILARIOUS !! I've always loved ya..and thank u so much for the laughter. And we truly need it..especially with what we're dealing with nowdays. You're marvelous😂
@mixmemes4u214 жыл бұрын
Just throw it up in the google.. that’s my new catch phrase when I don’t no something...
@Aquanex24 жыл бұрын
LMAO I'm gonna start saying that now!
@jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj1784 жыл бұрын
Google how to spell “know”
@lauramalek31284 жыл бұрын
I've got a buddy whose standard reply to the "I don't know" questions...GTS (Google That S**t!)
@tomd14343 жыл бұрын
@@jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj178 Google joy kill
@ccbee2324 жыл бұрын
He truly is great! Love his delivery. Even if the joke isn't super hilarious, the way he speaks and his insane body language makes it perfect.
@truthteller44423 жыл бұрын
"Whose got this time to write an 18 page essay on asparagus?? Who's doin' this????" 😂😂😂😂 This is so true. People don't understand that if there's a problem, it's far more beneficial to just go to the owner, tell him the problem, he can correct it, and you'll probably get something free, too. It's a win-win for everyone. But some people would rather be petty bltches and go and ruin a place's reputation. Sick society.
@Sm-ig4rn3 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure people do that in person, and they include that in the review if the owner does that. If the owner does not care, they include that as well. It saves people time and money to know if service is slow, the food isn't worth it, etc. rather than keeping it to yourself and letting others find out through experience. Also, the owner can't fix every complaint, ex. if you complain the prices went up and the quality went down, the manager wasn't available, or they changed an item on the menu.
@degdude94336 ай бұрын
the answer is.....women...women have the time to write complaints in reviews
@thebadgerette694 жыл бұрын
I love this guy he comes up with best things....
@andriadebose34032 жыл бұрын
Hilarious! "863 People at the Hilton dressed up as babies!!!!🤣😂🤣😂
@angeliquehammond29964 жыл бұрын
Love the inflection of some of his words! “Eh? & You Do?” 😂
@joannp58064 жыл бұрын
Just love this guy! Can re watch any of his skits and still laugh all over again🤣🤣🤣
@maryjoanolko54854 жыл бұрын
He is so funny and spot on...thank you for giving us laughs especially during this pandemic
@madameblackimusprime2 жыл бұрын
The way he said "you like to dress up as a baby" took me df out.
@RobinMarconeCassidyRN4 жыл бұрын
Sebastian is so connected to his audience.....love him!! The best comedian to date.
@switchunboxing4 жыл бұрын
Robin Cassidy RN It’s all edited
@boonebrackett37214 жыл бұрын
If you don't find this guy funny there is biologically something wrong you.
@switchunboxing4 жыл бұрын
Boone Brackett I think most of his stuff is hilarious! This bit, comes off less as comedy and more just hatred though. It’s better when he calls out things that are actually problematic or quirky things about his personality.
@davejiannuzzi41604 жыл бұрын
He’s funny as hell, must just be you Boone!
@boonebrackett37214 жыл бұрын
@@davejiannuzzi4160 u must've misread me
@wsmokr4 жыл бұрын
Actually it just means you have different tastes than others but sadly today having a different OPINION is frowned upon.
@boonebrackett37214 жыл бұрын
@@wsmokr bruh chill
@lifemusic19803 жыл бұрын
Non stop laughing at every single special. 🤣
@durshley Жыл бұрын
As you get older you want more of this clean comedy.. I can show this to my elders and not feel uncomfortable while watching with them👍🏽
@CyberSec_Vin4 жыл бұрын
“I’ll tell her right there, SALMON SUCKED, LETS GET THE FUCK OUTA HERE” LMAOOOO
@NaturalHypertrophy4 жыл бұрын
They call it Yelp because it's a cry for help by the users of the website for someone to run a wellness check on them
@switchunboxing4 жыл бұрын
Natural Hypertrophy But no one will because the current state of mental health stigma
@peterkovic22412 жыл бұрын
Can't believe I've been sleeping on Sebastian Maniscalco all these years. Dude's hysterical. I can't stop watching clips from these specials, man! Epic.
@bgrasty84 жыл бұрын
Love this guy! His delivery is just as funny, if not more than, what he actually says. Cracks me up all the time!
@drea601024 жыл бұрын
Absolutely the best!!! I can, and have, watched his standup over and over, and I still laugh out loud!
@andrewwietecki16933 жыл бұрын
"Salmon sucked, let's get the fuck outta here"! Everything about this stand up is not only true, but hilarious as well.
@delledaye20354 жыл бұрын
This guy is hilarious...
@loishribar75724 жыл бұрын
Absolutely the best. During these times he & his Mrs. give me most needed laughs!😂
@foosinaround86484 жыл бұрын
When he says "baby" ...I'm over here dying ....the way he says it!!! 🤣😂🤣😂
@switchunboxing4 жыл бұрын
timboslice BAYBEH
@switchunboxing4 жыл бұрын
Only funny thing about this bit haha!
@virgie47154 жыл бұрын
I just found this guy today on my recommended and he is hilarious!! I love finding good comedians!
@relentless37352 жыл бұрын
Arguably one of his best performances 💕👍🏼
@ConorCantCoast4 жыл бұрын
His accent makes his stand up just that much better lmao
@Angel-um4ue4 жыл бұрын
"Look at this shit....call the FBI"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@keepingitsimple884 жыл бұрын
This Guy is hilarious
@palmina77italiana4 жыл бұрын
Genius lol. Love and respect to Sabastian Maniscalco and his wife.
@filipeilolahia47984 жыл бұрын
love this guy 🇹🇴
@edwardmclaughlin79355 ай бұрын
Only humour gets to make crucial observations with such precision and unchallengeable validity. This bloke is a master of the craft.
@dianehoward27882 жыл бұрын
Omg I soooo LOVE Sebastian. Hes the BEST. I love the new dating one how they adore each other in beginning and by mid stream new love she hates him for brushing his teeth🤣🤣🤣
@nicholasstanley87874 жыл бұрын
All I'm saying to my wife is let's get tix to Sebastian's show.
@debragarner48844 жыл бұрын
Love you way too much! I am in stitches! Thank you.
@lauramalek31284 жыл бұрын
No WAY to love this guy too much! His routines are my daily survival during the pandemic.
@ilmarinen793 жыл бұрын
Found him yesterday, today one of my favorite comedians! So good!
@sunshine97174 жыл бұрын
On point, hands down. You are so right. The internet has brought out the worst in people's behaviors and addictions!😳
@michael_caz_nyc3 жыл бұрын
He is absolutely Hilarious. He really gets annoyed by some of his observations. Thats what makes it so Real and Hysterical. You can see the aggravation in his face. Love Maniscalco.
@rosieparez4 жыл бұрын
126 people like to dress up like babies I see. I want to see a live show. He is hilarious
@jeannettediaz26302 жыл бұрын
Love Love this guy! He’s funny n honest, is all true, brings me back to the good old days ) thank you!!
@Howiesgirl2 жыл бұрын
I'd really love to see Sebastian live, but I'm afraid I'd end up laughing so hard that I'd miss half the show, lol!! He's so relatable, & reminds me of many of my Italian-American friends & relatives. I think he's great.