Are You Snorting Something Up Your Nose Or Something? 😱🛸🎥❌

[@gdrake316]

Cheers DJ.. I got the key ring 👌🏼

[@DJAUDITS]

Nice one! Thanks for letting us know. Comment pinned 💚

[@rogerhanson3106]

That's three I've missed today working in wisbech by chance

[@shithappens1975]

Congratulations 👍

[@rokketron]

You could say that you got it, so nobody else will bother, then you collect it at your convenience.

[@gdrake316]

@@rokketron 🤣🤣 good plan 😉😉

[@emjayuu2672]

The way the guy said "he's nobody's boss" led me to believe there are plenty of others there who think Andy's a wanker.

[@RobertNoble-vk5sr]

😂😂

[@garyevans8116]

I thought that. I think Andy must be on day release from the. Nut house.

[@Sparks0001]

@@garyevans8116 That's a bit harsh.....on nut house inhabitants!

[@homer1033]

😂😂😂😂 pmsl

[@neil_mch]

Same goes for his wife.

[@SomeoneSmarter]

The old "Back to work" really pushes the buttons!

[@bryanbrookes6366]

What DJ should have said you better go the coffee machine is missing you

[@tommygunn75]

DJ should put that on the keyrings.

[@richard308]

Little saying like, From abovvveeee or BACK to work lol. ​@@tommygunn75

[@npol1950]

DJ really is brilliant, pure entertainment love to see it! keep up the solid videos!

[@an1_uk]

Get back to work for minimum wage while I make a few hundred per hour from ad revenues including the hours I'm in bed asleep, lol.

[@pete3206]

If I was a senior manager of this site, I would be a bit concerned if my employee: 1) Was continually rude and swearing at a member of the public. 2) Had so much time on his hands, that he could hang around outside his work area talking about stuff he knows nothing about. 3) Was a complete bell end, representing the Company

[@stevegray5709]

He should be dismissed without question.

[@craigruddock3824]

Think you've underplayed index 3)😂

[@tomfisher9085]

Welcome to Wisbeach

[@alexhuxley3355]

Moral: DON'T EMPLOY BELL ENDS

[@deathvalleybro9320]

Hi-viz and a hair net, he screams "authority" and you must bow to his pavement power. pfft.

[@Preston78-44]

Andy was like something out of a Carry on film 😂😂😂

[@davidsmith5523]

Very good question. "Is this a one way conversation". The guy brought up getting changed, then called you a pervert. Guy is a fool.

[@bearbabbalooo634]

Ive worked there as a private contractor, few years back. Found all the staff there very polite, they are very health and safety, unfortunate you found the bad apple, good vid once again DJ..

[@Nikonik66]

People like Andy have a sort of self-confidence that is rooted in insecurity. He's a bully. He has no self respect, so don't expect him to respect others.

[@kevinparker461]

Exactly! ... a very sad old man, zero self respect & a know all ... or so he thinks & his fireworks get pissed on & he looks what he is!

[@StrawberrySunday212]

I bet he shouts at seagulls on his lunch break

[@user-blob]

THIS.

[@stuartgmk]

​@StrawberrySunday212 😅😅😅

[@danj3789]

Probably divorced or has a very unhappy wife!

[@paulwhittaker5195]

Fountain Frozen recruitment needs a huge shake up. I wouldn't employ that numpty to be a scarecrow in the middle of a field.

[@happycowgirl]

@@nicotoscani1707😂😂😂😂

[@paulgarrood120]

😂😂

[@philldownes8685]

the company gets a special grant to keep him .. its like a stupidity allowance

[@davideddolls4738]

😅😂

[@UkAlphadog73]

Worzel Gummidge would Turn in Hes Grave lol Andy is Just A Bafoon

[@MrTelboy1962]

Andy, the Auditors gift that keeps on giving! I'd lay money that Fountain Frozen don't employ him for his people skills!

[@cg2535]

Stephen enjoying his front row seat while his mate got tore to shreds 😂

[@justahumanbeing.709]

ha ha! yes, he tried to help Andy, but then just let him go!!

[@adrianbaldwin8832]

Was thinking the same 😅😅

[@PAFC1886]

He tore the auditor jobsworth apart yep

[@richardthomas8267]

The moment you resort to swearing at your "victim" you've lost the argument.

[@schoolofhardknocks4501]

Bless, Andy didn't know what words to use so he just said what comes naturally to him. that's the problem when you're short on vocabulary it's challenging.

[@Derek_Garnham]

there's a difference to swearing at someone and using "swear words" as a normal part of your expression.

[@ExileRadio]

@@schoolofhardknocks4501That’s exactly right. Stupid people often have to use swear words in an argument due to a lack of vocabulary.

[@thejudge-kv2jk]

What an absolute plum. Complete wally that first man was. Embarrassing.

[@randomname3109]

every accusation from this guy is in fact an admission

[@camrs125]

That’s what I was thinking…self projection

[@dazediss6629]

Definitely claims benefits & smashes the beak.

[@narajuna]

Smooth operator at bullying and intimidation.

[@deathvalleybro9320]

25 years ago mister hair-net was stuffing powder up his nose on a saturday and drinking himself silly after watching his local footy team get beat, he has that low IQ "geezer" personality.

[@spikeyroberto]

powder snorter himself maybe

[@trippycloud87.]

That "back to work" is enough to make the calmest person go mad 😂😂

[@Rob-gg4it]

love how you humbled that giant Toad, Big bully trying to feel important but he's not and never will be, reality is that he suffering from all those things he accused you of... 🤣

[@ReevyTCG]

I've never seen an adult act so childish towards someone filming 😂

[@JAli8826]

Him arguing with that hair net killed me 😂😂

[@barrybelcher-f8h]

All credit to Stephen who was trying to fill in Tubby boy's hole he was digging for himself , but Tubby had a bigger shovel.

[@dougieroberts7045]

There's nobody better at making oneself look stupid, than making oneself look stupid. Priceless. His expression when he realises what a berk he is, gold. A bit of advice for Andy, when you're in a hole, stop digging, it will serve you will in life. Second chap was sound, I don't think it gets much bigger than Tesco.

[@SamanthaLewis-jm3xe]

Better to keep your gob shut and be thought stupid, than open it and remove all doubt.

[@user-zm9gc1kt8b]

What an idiot

[@richard308]

TESCO 😂 I've had so many dealing with staff accusing me of lifting, so unprofessional. Most the staff.

[@jamesjesterng7659]

Instead of carrying dummies, Maybe DJ should carry a plastic spade for this guy to dig himself out of that hole.

[@richard308]

He's forgot he's being recorded once it'd on body cam. Totally forgot 😂

[@nadeemchaudhry6585]

Just called the company and seems like they are aware already and redirecting all calls to HR and Operations manager 😂 Keep up the great work and let's all do our bit and expose these bad companies

[@Ruitraceur]

The company isnt bad, just a bad apple unfortunately - everybody else who approached DJ was top notch!

[@DillioSmithers]

Mind your own business you clown

[@davidhathaway8271]

Jeez the guy just couldn't leave it! Can you imagine working with a guy like that? Obviously didn't have much work to do if he spent all that time arguing his instinctive nonsense!

[@1chiefg]

You stumped him so much in the first 4 minutes, you could see his brain breaking.

[@johnmorsley]

He's one of those people that's just never wrong. Always ready to speak, and never listens.

[@kevinwilliams1421]

My bird is like that

[@bpc610]

​@@kevinwilliams1421 I pictured a parrot for a sec. I'm across the pond. You'd think I would be fluent by now.

[@gayninja1208]

@@kevinwilliams1421 she doesn't do a lot of talking when I'm with her?

[@stevegray5709]

@@kevinwilliams1421 Let it go!!!

[@risingstorm4239]

​@@gayninja1208is that due to both of you going handbag shopping together

[@camrs125]

He made himself look a fool….Stephen who was a star tells the guy about DJ and how he goes about his audits….and the guy continued to make himself look a fool…🤦🏻‍♂️

[@bpc610]

I really thought he was just going to back pedal and minimize. Nope. Full on derp.

[@ShortTEC1]

Andy is a proper UNCLE KNOBHEAD😂😂

[@coconutislanddrones]

FFS the bold Andy is about as bright as a blackout

[@johndonnelly3135]

Comedy Gold, I’ve never heard that before, brilliant 😂

[@daviddavid1346]

Mr Hairnet really isn't the Brightest Lampost on the Street. I'm guessing his friends and Family call him Stupid on account of having no Sense.

[@stuartspence3613]

Friends?....surely not.

[@daviddavid1346]

@@stuartspence3613 😂 Good Point

[@jeffknott1975]

Think you keep pressing "shift" by mistake what's with the random capital letters? 🫠

[@craigles7]

Our man Stephen behind the fence is a king among men and the two dudes who showed up near the end were cool.

[@archdeak423]

Andy should leave that job and become a miner because his digging skills are second to none. I hope Andy looks at this and learns to respect the freedom of photographers in the UK. We don't want this freedom destroyed or modified by ignorance. This country is on the slippery slope without our own people contributing to it further.

[@mattwestby1169]

archdeak423 your comment is spot on my friend 🍻👍

[@GovernmentalCtrl]

@@mattwestby1169you already have your free speech destroyed. Why not have more walking cctv on the streets and monetize it.

[@Saxonwomen]

Yep slowly having our freedoms taken away

[@Suzyfromtheblock]

He won’t, he’s from a different generation he won’t accept change

[@Puddleduck1]

Fair play to Stephen for putting Andy straight, you know that utterly crushed his ego 😂😂

[@Hdoycey]

Funny how he kept looking and the other bloke like he’s right and waiting for him to agree but he just 100% agrees with DJ😂

[@rachael2908]

A guy wearing a hair net was last seen fleeing a mental hospital nearby

[@colinpc100]

Butterfly net definitely needed for Andy 😂

[@spikeyroberto]

Does he wear the hairnet to protect his nits?

[@CraigSteelyard]

The men in white coats are still looking for him 😳

[@spikeyroberto]

@@JOHNBOYC2but him swearing was fine?

[@spikeyroberto]

@@JOHNBOYC2the guy came out onto the street being rude to him - saying get back to work is hardly as rude as saying F off is it

[@apacheandy]

"ah you're one of those are you?" Brilliant come back, he didn't like that :D

[@user-zm9gc1kt8b]

Condom head had no Cumback😂

[@shizz7le489]

He didn't know what to do with himself once he figured out dj wasn't no push over 😅😂 He went on a power trip

[@marky_starky]

Andy was a horrible, condescending prick. He needs to re-evaluate how he see's the world, listen and learn. What a terrible representative of his company...

[@jessemccann9711]

Lol you watch a DJ Audits video and have the gall to call anybody but DJ himself a horrible condescending prick. The bloke monetizes showing up during the middle of the day at random people's jobs trying to provoke a reaction and then tries to take the moral highgroubd when he gets what he wants.

[@Streamer687]

This is what happens to a person when they have been at a same job way to long. The job becomes part of them... The Idea of your getting up in the morning and going to work to make money for a living is not really in the forefront of this kind of person's mind. The JOB they do has taken over their Life entirely. As for me, I feel sorry for Andy, he's lost what the true meaning of life really is, ive seen this time and time again happen to people(Good people really),

[@NcboreasVapes]

This is one of the funniest videos youve put up in a long time. I think the hair net swings it for me, DJ 😂😂😂 the back and forth is hilarious. Cant write comedy as good as this

[@fishtropiccanada4747]

Walk of shame !!! I hope Andy gets fired for being so disrespectful 😮 what a goofy goon !!!!

[@steveh3206]

Wow he jumped straight in with the patronising attitude. Very professional. Love how you knocked back his "Oh right you're one of those are you?" question when he wasn't expecting it. I don't think he's used to people standing up to him. Typical bully.

[@Captainslinkys]

Poor Andy, i don’t have kids. Thank god for that came the collective response from the viewing public.

[@PropCollector71]

Poundland genepool.

[@CassiWooWoo]

That’s exactly what I thought when he said it! Humanity had a lucky escape 😮‍💨

[@Captainslinkys]

@@PropCollector71 the gene eye bath more like!😂😂😂

[@Cmonkilly]

Love how Steven stuck around for the entertainment 🤣

[@justahumanbeing.709]

not everyday you get to watch your favourite show happening right before your eyes!

[@chillin-1]

the respectful obliteration 🤣🤣 keep it up man

[@James-yx1om]

You had the better of Andy within 1.24 seconds of him opening his mouth😆

[@brianfd622]

old Hilda Ogden with his hairnet was very unskilled with his sarcasm.

[@rudeboijasmithy]

Oh dear he was digging wasn’t he😂😂😂😂poor Stephen tried his best to help his mate not look so stupid but he wasn’t listening was he. 😂😂😂

[@davelead2742]

Rumour has it that he'll be in Australia in a month at the rate he digs 😀🤣

[@garethwood3474]

And he'll start telling them what's going on when he gets there. Old Andy's weird

[@kenburt9696]

As the old saying goes, "Better to keep your mouth shut and have people think you're an idiot than to open it and remove all doubt"

[@gdr38515]

Brilliant observation Sir.

[@thomasfowler8212]

Haha love that saying

[@jakewise8186]

Ohh no the poor man lost his chips in this video haha😂 plenty of opportunities to calm down and walk away

[@hambo8851]

Andy - the gift that keeps giving

[@independentpuppy7520]

Nice hair net. He looks like Ena Sharples from the old Coronation Street.

[@elainesmith1200]

Hmm, think I got confused with eastenders there. He'd still look better with a dog though.

[@terencejay8845]

You should see the ones who have beards - almost a full-face net.

[@geoffreys-yk8hc]

haha

[@briancollins3071]

You couldn't play football in Corination street, because Ena has the net ​@geoffreys-yk8hc

[@johnbewick6357]

'Are you snorting something' nearly choked on my cup of tea. That guy needs to get out in the real world more.

[@sirbarnabyst.johntoffingto9017]

Nowt wrong with a nice line once in a blue moon.

[@paolom.6011]

So he can say I think there's a guy on drugs etc. to the police. An absolute cretin.

[@stanneyfield]

Good ol' Andy - made a right chump of himself!! I'm sure his company will be delighted in how he deals with the public.

[@BuckRecovery]

I would love to get one of your key chains . But I'm in the U.S. 😢. But still watch every episode . Thanks for keeping us entertained 😃 and dealing with Andy 🤣

[@ZerHour]

A great video DJ ,the guy with the ear things who was explaining the process was a top bloke ,big smile ,friendly questions ,helpful and cheery ,not like many of the others you have confronted in the past 👍

[@kevinwilliams1421]

You can tell he thinks he is bit of a hard case…loud mouth in the pub goes home fills his terrified bird in

[@yolandakhan]

Definitely 😂

[@stevegray5709]

He's as hard as a custard pie.

[@lindsayorr7111]

😂 comment of the day!! 🤣🤣

[@craigruddock3824]

No kids, must be a Jaffa also.

[@Cayres9]

It speaks volumes when all his co workers think hes a tosser lol

[@Noneyabusinessok]

Stephen tried to stop the man from making an idiot out of himself even more. Yet he wouldn't listen.

[@Defia1]

3:41 😂😂😂😂 ahh right your one of those are ya … brilliant he was definitely stunned by your intellect when using his manor of words back to him 😂😂😂😂

[@DJAUDITS]

🤣🤣💚

[@computingananswer766]

You could see him trying to piece words together with his lips but nothing came out, kind of lad that cannot even read a book without doing it out aloud. No inner dialogue whatsoever. George Carlin was right: 'Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.'.

[@happycowgirl]

@@computingananswer766😂😂😂😂😂😂❤

[@Defia1]

@@computingananswer766 he’s of low intelligence and his world revolves around his job which in his head he’s of importance to the world but when he steps out and it’s home time he has no authority in any aspect so when at work he wants to have as much dominance as possible which he probably has little but in his head he’s the ruler of the world

[@garylynch9206]

Andy's pal tried really hard to save him from humiliating himself.

[@michaelmyers4053]

I found out about your channel from auditing Britain. Love your videos mate

[@honestbarsteward]

“He’s a clown!” “You know him then do ya?” 🤣🤣🤣

[@DreamClean]

Straight out of a classic British comedy

[@Blazingbreaksuk]

This made me laugh a lot 😂

[@O.bengee]

😂😂

[@john-de5vf]

That gift just kept on giving . What would it take for the penny to drop . . Knew he had lost but just kept digging 😂😂😂

[@dazediss6629]

The best part was that he knew over time that he was destroying the company by being there, but his ego was in such tatters that he couldn’t leave without trying to get the last word. Then he kept saying dumber & dumber shit. Came out to public property to talk to a member of the public; within 5 minutes he’d accused them of benefit fraud, class A drug abuse, and told them to fuck off…. Oh well…. Off we go to Google reviews lads to tell everyone about Big Andy and his little brain.

[@reddevil3874]

He dug that hard his heads just popped out in Australia

[@BenHikesOutdoors]

This is the funniest one I’ve seen in a while. Nice one DJ 😂👍

[@CraigSteelyard]

Andy said he was on the rock n roll 😂

[@RussellUK]

DJ is too funny when the guy started strolling towards his bike "what you gonna take it are you" sent me hahaha 🤣

[@DJAUDITS]

😉

[@RussellUK]

would love to see you come to yorkshire!@@DJAUDITS

[@brandonsansom2861]

Back to work right now absolutely buckles me every time 🤣🤣🤣

[@zenbear4149]

Andy’s coworkers are going to be giving him hell for years after this. At least he gave the first Cockney rhyming slang ever in one of your videos.

[@djcritchley]

Can we show some appreciation for Steven what a guy 👌

[@belumbesok]

Hear Hear!

[@PhyllisGlassup2TheBrim]

👏👏👏

[@colinpc100]

Big up Steve & the other two lads

[@Donotcomply1999]

Steve was a star .. I think he is gent …. Poor Andy should have listened to his pal

[@kevfrombutterley]

Congratulations to you for opening the new place in Northampton, DJ. You kept that quiet!

[@ChelseaboiKLTFC]

Bloody hell, when are people going to realise the way to deal with you is just to ignore you? 🤦‍♂️.

[@1701-TP]

Yep, the video won’t even go online if they do that. It’s hilarious when auditors claim “I don’t want any drama” that’s exactly what they want as that’s what people tune in for.

[@messiecampbell1960]

Absolutely beautiful to watch on a Sunday afternoon! Nuff love for DJ

[@Guccit865]

What a proper job labouring with a shower cap on and swearing. Yeah alright 😂

[@misterchippie]

Telling you to get a proper job, standing there with a fishing net on his head lol.

[@Tibialstone7]

😂

[@BaddaBigBoom]

I thought it was more of a shower cap but yeah.

[@Mirror-s8k]

Andy hasn’t got to his present age with an attitude like that without a criminal record 😂

[@Zombie101]

'get back to work' that is the single most best line for an auditor, it presses people so hard as they know they don't want to be at work doing what they do

[@tractorboy2002]

Not that Andy needed to provide further evidence after a couple of minutes of idiocy but it was fascinating to watch a fool in action. If his company has any credibility they will be inviting Andy in for a disciplinary meeting to discuss his foul language. Funny when asked his colleague said Andy wasn't in charge of anyone and when DJ said Andy was a clown he didn't dispute that. Nice one DJ.

[@Georgie1965]

As a wisbech resident, I'm embarrassed. Andy looks a bloody idiot and running his mouth, he sounds an idiot lol

[@Scottehx]

Think he said, “oh you know him” 😂

[@QuiteSimplyMyChoice]

Andy has taken his first step into a larger world. Highly entertaining video.

[@christopherwhittaker2620]

DJ at his tip top best. Funny, assertive but not rude, honest and open with people who have respect to him and great at integrating with those who treat him with respect. Brilliant. As for Andy. The words Bell and end spring to mind.

[@adamsweetz5156]

Fountain Frozen Foods, if that's the kind of staff you hire, then you and your business can go get stuffed!

[@kieranwatt1937]

stfu u absolute karen. i bet you've never even purchased a single thing from them in your life.

[@davelead2742]

In fairness one plonker doesn't make up the whole workforce , he's only there to keep the good workers entertained with his stupidity 😀

[@adamsweetz5156]

@@mlk8165 No, I'm a Kiwi here in New Zealand. If they brought their business to these shores with that kind of staff, cuz they'll get kick backed hard.

[@spikeyroberto]

They will have to rebrand to Mountain Frozen Foods now

[@glenmiles6279]

Andy tried to beat you with words DJ,but I’m afraid he didn’t have the armoury,his backpedaling was hilarious.🤣🤣

[@honestjohn1129]

Andy’s a rare ole guy ain’t he. It’s no wonder nobody wants kids with him.

[@lidd..]

Only one on drugs here is mr hair net

[@OrniasDMF]

This guy is my favourite so far. So emotional. He HATED the dismissive "back to work" Such a powerful line that controls the weakest of wills.

[@pauljay5478]

It’s disrespectful

[@glizzforman8094]

@@pauljay5478 not as disrespectful as an authoritarian attitude...

[@JcWrightyLive]

Who's that spanner with a pair of knickers on his head? Oh it's Andy Pandy 😅

[@ThinWhiteDude]

Andy worked hard for his P45 there... 🤣

[@Redturret]

Proper job? DJ is self employed bro you can't get much better than that he's his own boss and doesn't need to take orders from know one. Andy don't be so uptight in future not everybody has ill intentions, now be a good lad and go get yourself back in to work and earn your boss some money. I agree with Stephen DJ you are one of the best and while watching other auditors and people like yourself they sometimes give a mention to DJ Audits so you are liked and very popular. I've been watching you for about 6 months. Just one more thing to Andy. You seem to forget or not understand that people like DJ are exercising your rights and freedoms.

[@rogerthepigeon2950]

UNO reverse card at its best 😂😂 “you’re one of those are you?” Well played sir. Well played 👏

[@chrismassey3436]

I think Andy is the chief onion tester. What a lump😂😂😂😂

[@darrenross1807]

Photography is not a crime

[@GovernmentalCtrl]

You’ve already destroyed your free speech, why not have more walking cctv on the streets and monetize it. Call it “photography”. Bunch of hypocritical, narcissistic, brainwashed buffoons. You don’t care about freedom nor truth. You are fame and fortune seekers. Food for thought, bon apathy.

[@SpitfireCallum]

PINAC PINAC PINAC

[@501sqn3]

Really???🤔

[@ingy2468]

Great episode with one of those very concerning authoritarian people at first but followed up by some decent and polite people. Every episode the public are being informed about the rights of photographers and filming, so well done.

[@magdebates2697]

that first guy whatta bellus enduss lol

[@tardeliesmagic]

His brain cannot compute conversations.....with a huh,huh here & a eh,eh here 😂 He truly put his foot in it for all of us to see & witness, he needs to stay in bed to get his brain cells working better. Thanks for the laugh DJ. 🙂

[@Guccit865]

DJ that was a very good video. Keep it up. Ps: Andy was challenging and he’s not used to being taken to task.

[@bryanbrookes6366]

Andy said the gravel was company property so why does the council have a lampost on Fountain frozen food property. Three wise men and Andy 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@richiestrich8079]

Ha hahahahahah quality stuff! Andy made the video, I wish they were all tosses like that! “Back to work”

[@darrenbullman9450]

Dont want a long video and in other words feck off lmao 🤣 Good interaction DJ your improving

[@DaleSteel]

I absolutely loved it when DJ said.... 'ah your one of those are ya' Genius

[@cylonbry]

Omg, haha what a complete pratt he made himself and the company look like

[@A2Z1Two3]

Ena Sharples , is not too sharp is he 😂. Nice hairnet

[@p0pgh0st]

Lol. Out of everyone in the company who could have first approached you.. poor frozen mountain 😂

[@beatrat4846]

Ladies and Gentlemen please welcome Fountain Frozen’s No1 Bell End..Andy 🎉🎉👏👏👏

[@Suzyfromtheblock]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@martynpope8218]

Okay: Masterfully handled DJ. The putting in place of the jobsworth trying to interrogate you at the beginning. He gained the certificate. Didn't do the brand much justice did he.

[@Pe77ys]

Stephen tried so hard to save the guy from himself.

[@johnpaulcawley4079]

The the guy that you spoke to about the ammonia plant and the onion rings rescued the reputation off the company in my eyes, proves that you get all sorts employed by places

[@DJAUDITS]

He was sound wasn’t he 👍💚

[@johnpaulcawley4079]

@@DJAUDITS yeah top lad, was urging you to ask his name so I could mention him personally but you get who I mean. Was an interesting video non the less 💚

[@Hebrideanphotography]

When DJ isn't winding people up.....He does actually get some interesting info.