Ari Shaffir | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

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[@TheoVon]

Be good to yourself, you deserve it. bit.ly/theo-von

[@baebee-roo7129]

This is an All-star episode. Hey Theo can we get An All-star playlist channel? Its a channel with all of your All-Star guests. Basically a combo of the most views and the most voted guests to put in an order. Just a thought. Gang gang bruh bruh!!!

[@sierraadams8009]

Not everybody does Theo

[@heatheryllanes6925]

Is it true the backyard conversation is about telepathy ? Because I have had the same experience under the same circumstances and there is no way anyone can convince me or the other person we were only tripping

[@paulmoon9818]

Thanks for the vote of deservedness...if thats a word ?

[@SumoeMusic]

"I don't think I'm gay...but what have you heard?"

[@brainmushpod]

Haha!

[@RadicalHabitz]

Gang gang

[@KartikChainani]

“Dude I’ll have four or five mac nuggets and not even think about a man.”

[@christianjames6297]

Time stamp?

[@shaokhan4421]

Mike Bourque pretty sure that’s part of his schtick lol

[@peterlindstrom128]

Finally a guest that just goes with Theo's stream of consciousness. GangGang!!

[@mikeh554]

A lot of guests have. Sasso, Nealon, etc.

[@stephensporman8206]

you should check out the will sasso episode. best episode ever. he knows exactly how to riff with theo

[@jordanrodriguez6412]

@TUME 1 santino might of been to much for theo. Lbvs

[@indigomoon1799]

What women tried to sue Theo over the headphones?

[@Dudemeister-id9mw]

@TUME 1 I've yet to hear a single podcast where santino wasnt bringing heat.

[@D4n1t0o]

I love how great the chemistry is between this Louisiana Hick and this New York Jew.

[@AhYesIndeedItsFunTime]

Ari is from Silver Spring, Maryland a suburb of DC

[@BikePackingPleb]

they pair nice like a blunt and a good coffee. potent in their own ways

[@yn-uj2ov]

damn, now i need a blunt and some good coffee

[@casey7130]

@@BikePackingPleb that is a nice combo

[@fobkettler6]

That’s called Tulane (jewlane) in New Orleans

[@surferrosa7285]

The thought of Theo and his mates driving past the cops at 4 mph mid winter, with the top down on acid at sunrise had me crackin up.

[@BroImSoHGood]

"This wallet can stop a bullet, although I wouldn't try that."

[@EvanCanSee]

I know! FUCKING killed me ! 😆😆😆😆

[@dannemannen18]

@@EvanCanSee RIP

[@conrad2639]

"People think if you eat a Mac-nugget it's against gays out here" Theo Von 2020

[@alexhaile14]

I love that Ari seems to be the most in tune with Theo's humor, favorite guest besides SLEPTKING

[@johncashman9974]

I'll have four or five mac nuggies and not even think about a man. Fucking great.

[@lourahkneeri0229]

chic fil lay

[@peterbuckley1310]

I don't think Theo's gay, but I do feel like he is legitimately fascinated by homosexuality lol.

[@VC_333]

can relate

[@metalligeek093]

He aint been right since Billy Conforto crashed into that ditch and died

[@letmegetuhhh3959]

@Dragondick Lunatic it's just a joke lmao that's just some guys humor, it's not that serious lmao

[@randomdude189]

peter buckley like Dax Shepard

[@pirataguantam3234]

you can never hear gays.. jokes about gays 😆

[@TobyTurner]

‘Australia’s gonna be rough. It’s coke country. If you do relapse... leave it there’ 3 sec pause on theo serious face

[@ibrahemmasri6653]

He lives

[@troyatencio]

@@ibrahemmasri6653 so random huh? lmaoo

[@Its_LumberJack]

Hell yeah toby watches theo

[@Deffected]

Coke country?? If you like paying $300 for some stomped on shit, sure.

[@tylergarza8695]

@Kreator SATAN Dude. even if you actually thought that, what kind of a fucked brain do you have to have to actually say that.

[@kevinyeager9023]

"I'll have 3 or 4 mcnugz and not even think about a man bruh"

[@blur_710]

Shit had me weak bruh

[@raphaelgordh8251]

I never understood until now

[@kochka2314]

Who’s up for that early hitter

[@archemyscharrz6575]

gang gang

[@RonanMcCabe]

he said it in the first sentence 🏏

[@Ajdizzle4rizzle]

Gay block clitzza

[@victore929]

Ready for the hitters

[@johnnie543]

Gang gang!

[@videolavida]

"Dissimilarities, is that a word?" Way better than differences.

[@barcafanshd8378]

Invite Norm Macdonald bro

[@enjoiandrew69]

That would end the world as we know it

[@BlackPhillip666]

Do it.

[@cjok8367]

Can't even imagine it. Theo needs to go on norms show first. Norm could teach Theo some things about being more laid back & not giving a fk.

[@evanabbott2737]

YES👍

[@theonlyconformist]

Norm rarely does interviews. He's friends with Adam Carolla, and even he has trouble getting Norm on ☹️

[@nickgeorgiou7770]

Theo’s podcast is becoming my fav. He’s pretty chill and funny as hell

[@claytonsteele96]

"I'll eat 4 or 5 macnuggets and not even think about a man" the legend himself folks

[@ethans.4929]

Ari is so easy to get along with and down to earth. He seems so ‘normal’ for a well known comedian out of La and New York

[@newusernamehere4772]

In spite of everything you're still right lol

[@sampreece3900]

@@newusernamehere4772 Probably high on molly.

[@jonjaquez]

Damn that mullet looking extra mullety this episode

[@bestbigbros1102]

Lmao

[@bobbymarquardt4369]

"Well, entirely different movie but both are movies for sure" is the essence of how Theo's brain works hahaha

[@shaokhan4421]

“You think I want a young gay man handing me a warm butterscotch everyday” LOL.

[@Phenolic_Radial]

Ari: "worst coke in the world" Theo: "That's my favorite" Bahhhhahahahahah!!!!

[@filthysock]

Thank you. I kept rewinding trying to catch what he said.

[@odnilniloc]

These two should make this a regular thing. Great chemistry and easily one of my favourite Ari podcasts.

[@kendigjl]

Ari has the energy level of a 73 year old rock and roll roadie.

[@darkveder100]

And I love it hehe

[@alwolf2325]

There has never been a man more "curious" than Theo Von.

[@auroraborealis13579]

Praise God!

[@tattoofthesun]

This is aptly descriptive. Yes he is. Especially when it’s weird and leaning a little into the shadows

[@DanielThomasArgueta]

Joe Rogan is a contender.

[@Hawk.Tuah.]

The acid story about driving past cops...... gave me cramps from laughing. 😂😂

[@tindlevibes4680]

" He's a little bit of a loose stool if you ask me."

[@kozhikkaalan]

what a line XD

[@snowshred4life]

"they had this lady named big sal, and she was a lesbian" "yup that story checks out" almost died at that one

[@AlphaMom55]

Buenos Días, Theo. I'm praying for you on the regular. I'm so proud of you. You bring joy and laughter to my life. I have 07 kids but my oldest Son passed away at age 15 in 2006 and I struggle with depression. I homeschooled five of our kids until two years ago when my health took a hit. I also quit coaching Desert Christian football and softball which I had done for 11 and three seasons, respectively. I went back into the medical field but quit last month. I'm praying about using my medical and ministry experience to volunteer doing medical intakes and counseling at a pregnancy crisis center. Your podcasts and comedy help me so much. So does your encouragement. 💙🙏

[@SpitOnP4kiKids]

I hope you're doing better nowadays, love from England

[@evanabbott2737]

bless you.🙏❤️

[@VividFilmProductions]

God bless. Gang gang.

[@cameron2506]

Stay strong. Random guy in France thinking about you.

[@Dipwad]

Much love, I can't help but recommend Impact Theory on youtube, tons of inspirational and life changing stuff. I hope it helps

[@cgates2]

56:55 “You know, one of those birds?..” “Oh a Toucan?” 😂😂😂

[@kevinryan1359]

too kin

[@korybird8076]

Thank you Theo for calling me back the other night really made my day thanx man gang gang

[@FormulaMonte]

Didnt watch yet, great ep

[@HugsmadeDrugs]

@@maxwerner5251 gang GANG son

[@dexterkoula3407]

Do a 9 minute pro slavery bit >challenge accepted

[@TeHaCe420]

Theo "one time [[insert a lie here]]" Von

[@guillaumefunke3649]

Read this as he said it

[@youtubechangedmyname]

Seen a Guy, not doing anything , just crossing the street all night 😂😂😂

[@mustangmustang89]

Forgot how awesome Ari Shaffir is. Great episode.

[@blazedandconfused477]

His podcast is underratedly good.

[@Dudemeister-id9mw]

@@MideanStone Hey now, there are better ways to get over the fact that someone has a larger dick than you.

[@OneironauticalOne]

Ari: "It's not like theres a holocaust survivor stamp!" 42383879: Bruh.....

[@zeropointnineninenine4951]

"Yeah, yeah. Different movies, but both movies, for sure." Bruh lol

[@trentbell2718]

why are Ari's legs like that

[@GhastlyCretin]

Jew.

[@Ajdizzle4rizzle]

Called sitting nigga

[@bobbybush1750]

@@Ajdizzle4rizzle What is this "sitting nigga" you refer to?

[@jessicalund5190]

He should man spread

[@RM-cv5xu]

@@jessicalund5190 I'll man spread for you 😎

[@leonardperez7971]

Theo looks like he could be cast in the live action movie of squid billys.

[@kevindirani9573]

This is one of the best deals on podcast I've listened to in a long time

[@rawdawg938]

1:20:00 start of Ari’s trip on Salvia.

[@xSKlPS]

Remember that time Ari beat up Bobby Lee?

[@n.e.m.productions6455]

Ｓｋｉｐｓ when bro its a funny picture though I can see it bobby saying too much lol

[@christianjames6297]

No I forgot

[@Max-zr7hr]

Let's be honest Bobby deserved it tho

[@omgjimmyboy]

Max what happened

[@thewolfofmainstreet6600]

Which time

[@joshuanewbury9260]

1:09:54 a reference to #theogate from Ari? “Angry about things you should let go” 🤔

[@jakeybball]

Joshua Newbury I loved to hear Ari back Theo, even though he’s so close with Tom. This basically confirms that Tom and Christina are being ridiculous to Theo for no reason. Good catch.

[@pelinalwhitestrake9777]

jakeybball delete this 😭

[@despisedicon47]

Theo: “Some lady at the store the other night said I might get raped here and I was like whaaat” Ari: “is Schaub around?” Lmaooooo

[@Justin-lg1qb]

Stay strong Theo in Australia. Sober gang gang.

[@333Ocsis]

Ari Shaffir is always gold. Angry Ari, "Get to it!", is one of the funniest things ever. That said my fanboy head was about to explode when they couldn't remember Natalie Portman.

[@richkrupansky1339]

God damn I never laughed so hard when he said sometimes they put a jingle Bell in their mouth around the holidays. Keep it seasonal.

[@chucklefizz]

“It’s like a couple of orphans driving your brain” -Theo Von

[@bitethemtracks]

I’ll have 4 or 5 McNuggets not even thinking about a man 😂😂😂

[@johng.4711]

I'm a fan of horrendous facial hair so I'm giving this a big thumb's up.

[@McFrostyCoon]

"Get that hitter" could easily be a product slogan.

[@bryanhaynes6145]

This is the first Theon Veon podcast I have ever listened to and I already consider Theon a national treasure. I don’t know what else to say about him he’s just so so grear

[@T0ne1]

Theo. His name is Theo. T.H.E.O. Theo.

[@travismoore8337]

Theo looks like he hunts squirrels with night vision goggles.

[@kan0r]

1:18:30 if you're looking for that weird trip Joe Rogan talked about with Michael Malice

[@qjones6109]

This is one of my favorite Theo episodes

[@michaellafrance2342]

"Was it court ordered?" - That's a Covington question.

[@kristinparish9573]

Thanks for the morning hittah to go with my ☕ coffee. Gang.

[@myy29]

Literally paused podcasts to lol for a full min at the kit Kat comment GD! Von is funny thanks needed it

[@RecExistance11]

"Those girls have the least instance of..." Theo-"aids?" "No, belief in God" lmao

[@joshtruman377]

JUST realized Theo has two of my favorite books on display. Extreme Ownership and 12 Rules for Life. Amazing

[@Fruscianteadmirer]

Ari really, truly gets Theo's humor and its incredible. what a duo

[@isthatwhatemptymeans8222]

Shout out to Adam Eget. #queensborobridge

[@lensperspective9753]

A man who's good at two things. Fucking... and Sucking! Nah, be he's a good guy

[@Ayanami0001]

Egret

[@joshuaevans995]

Where do you get your ideas from

[@benjochambo]

Ari looks like he wants to teach philosophy at a keg party

[@FTWinnick]

Listening to Theo talk about gay stuff is fucking hilarious for some reason. He's so like curious and funny about it.

[@craigjoseph2245]

Everyone needs a friend like Ari. Legit.

[@ELMKTF]

Ari keeps pulling at that white flower the whole time

[@rikeshpatel1237]

"the undertaker?" LMFAOOOOO

[@luccimixeditt]

Joe Rogan is a HUGE reason comedy is blowing up right now. His co-sign made Theo blow up.

[@420CrH]

Love when Ari shouts out Tom Segura on Theo' s podcast.😂😂

[@louzer2566]

Ari’s combover game is SSSSSTROOOOONG

[@MrMikeymontemayor]

" I don't think im gay but what have you heard"

[@BiPolar_BeaR.]

Isn't an ironic.. that they want you to respect them for being different.. but disrespect you for being different.. 💯🤣🤣

[@matebaunica6470]

Everytime Ari touches the flower petal a conservative jew dies

[@manzanares9754]

I laughed out loud. Funny shit

[@mikestruthers1891]

The look theo gave to the guy behind the camrea talking haha

[@antoninus9560]

His Salvia trip sounds like my acid trip

[@imthepopcornman]

Two favorite Dark Artists bruh. This is from the Lord. Onward #TrickLungMickey

[@scentlessxapprentice]

A little racism is exciting 😂

[@hatzlmike1]

I’ll add a story for getting blamed for everyone.... I was doing a high-end house and the made from Honduras admired my work and wanted me to come fix her house. I gave her everything and barely charged her. One of her only few texts face-to-face to me while we sat on her couch with the Google interpreter.... she looked at me and we looked at the phone together and she asked me if I was a racist. Can you imagine that after everything I had done and I have unbelievable pictures and documentation of every job that I do that is the only thing that she could think of… Blind of everything that just was done to her home because she’s obsessed with the phone and it’s linked to MSN. She is literally propagandized and programmed and it’s very sad because we have all the same values. Unbelievable that the people that produce television think this is healthy for humans and society.

[@Gabriel_Mercado]

Theos Mexican impression is fucking glorious 😂😂😂😂

[@blazedandconfused477]

Theo Von, sir. Will you be performing at ShaffirFest2019?

[@kayokaylol]

Ari is giving me Justin Bieber vibes with this purple hoodie situation

[@parkerstanley-stevens7443]

“Would you be a good slave? Be honest dude.” Hahaha

[@kismetology8031]

'copule o orphans driving your brain' - theo referring to ari having a salvia trip. brilliant. just brilliant.

[@keeganmcgilacuddy472]

Damn, Thoe is Rusty fom Squidbillies.

[@PerspectiveEngineer]

Don't touch the trim

[@jonahaungst3072]

Perfection in a single podcast 😂

[@RM-cv5xu]

This is what I love about reading the comments on TPW, the gems we quote are spot on, all the way down to commas lol That's a real fan and true supporter in my opinion. I love all you guys! GANG GANG BABY! Stay blessed! 🙏💜

[@jyljohnson4990]

I want to party with these two so bad. I already know my cheeks would cramp from laughing so hard. Damn it.

[@GrungeRockGod]

The rat king meets the big nose prince, dang.

[@MurkN]

Big Ups Liquid Richard

[@SpitOnP4kiKids]

Shoutout Sean Ranklin

[@LA_FOCUS]

How many shirts is Ari wearing? Damn son. 😂🤣😂🤣

[@aum82]

Theo ‘Tell him he’s graduated’ Von

[@sinisin2134]

Theo commenting on Tom Segura??? But won't address their lil beef? C'Mon

[@ufcfan8038]

Fuck tom segura

[@jaspberg]

It's definitely weird that neither has appeared on the other's podcast at this point

[@blakeblair679]

Beef?

[@terribleone350]

What u talkin’ bout?

[@jaspberg]

@@terribleone350 there's no definitive beef but i think people are just noticing that they've never appeared on a podcast together despite the huge amount of mutual friends they have. Some people say it's something with Theo and Christina but the video of them together isn't nearly as odd as people make it out to be

[@steventapia3546]

The look in theos eyes when arie asks if he's still drinking and doing coke is so sad

[@marcust2393]

No its not

[@Zipoqs]

Theo and Ari might be my new favorite pair of to listen to. They mash well

[@Taj_Rahine]

Even his ads are damn enjoyable. Get that front pocket carry. 🔥🔥

[@JakeMelvin]

I wish I could do mushrooms with Theo and Ari

[@F1ntros]

@John Denver Wahahaha! For some reason I have a feeling that this is too accurate!

[@rippie___]

John Denver you ever lay in another man's warmth bruh? that shit will make you a man real quick. or it won't

[@TheChrishendrix]

I wish I could do mushrooms at all.

[@JakeMelvin]

I’m eating mushrooms before I see him in two weeks so I guess that I kinda get to fulfill this. I told him on the Soulpository episode when I called in. - Jay from Boston

[@mathaisstrokes5776]

Too bad they don't want to do it with you

[@Tater4200]

i leave ZERO strokes lol.. im bustin before i can even get to the back

[@nolanbrewer4844]

I thought Theo was like 22 I can’t believe he is 38 that actually blows my mind man

[@son4821]

Kobe

[@nonamemcgillicutty9585]

Fuckem

[@RefinedQualia]

Wake and bake bruh

[@drewcifer_420]

GnomesAmok gang gang baby boy hit that jaunt

[@onesandzeroes7390]

Ari just floatin

[@notinmyhouse1705]

Theo "That's the dark arts bra !" Von ...