Jay - Headlines (2007) Part 01

Formatting an old external hard drive and found these Jay Leno clips on it. Thought I would share them before deleting them.
Enjoy!

[@jordandavis6635]

Jay's worst episode is better than Fallons best. The dude was funny.

[@kayeanderson3622]

Jordon Davis that’s just what I was thinking

[@nickdiaz4084]

Fallon is just awful

[@thenewctc]

💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯

[@DizzyDez613]

Who’s Fallon?

[@Alaska-Jack]

Why do you say that specifically how do you pro queer shit queer shit I would agree with you

[@linktothepassed]

Ahhh simpler times. For a great ride, call Laura.

[@judymoorehead3046]

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[@davidmahan4000]

5:47

[@rubengonzalez5155]

She hast answered me.

[@Railer61]

I was born in 86 so I remember sneaking out of bed Monday nights to watch headlines. Best part of the Tonight show in my opinion. Love there are whole compilations of these

[@thegr8rambino]

i was born in 88, same

[@jackmag4056]

This is probably the 8th time I’ve watched this since 07 , Every time I feel down I get me headlines fix

[@adavis634]

Its like therapy

[@SacredFire777]

I used to love Headlines! I miss Leno. I don't watch anymore late night shows. It's just not the same.

[@thomasharrison3126]

Right!! Jay was the Best!!!( Fallon schmalon!!)

[@mariofernandez7227]

I too miss the old days when I watched Jay on late night. Headlines and Jaywalking were my favorite. #misstheclassics

[@thomasharrison3126]

@@mariofernandez7227 Loved headlines!!

[@butchrowerakamannyfraker955]

Agreed

[@julieporter7805]

My mom is the same way With them I liked certain segments. With Jay, I like Headlines and Jay Walking. With Jimmy I like Thank You Notes and the song parodies.

[@davidsonlankford1168]

These old shows so much better than garbage on Network TV today.

[@rayn1ful]

jay had a great way of presenting headlines. kevin was great too and all the people that help make this show possible did a great job.

[@maxfight0701]

When I arrived America about 2007, Jay Leno was still in his prime and Daniel Craig was just freshly started his first and best Bond film. I think this time was pure gold.

[@LN-Lifer]

Jay needs to give us all those headlines he could never read on network TV

[@TheHamsterMaster]

Jay's headlines are the best. I miss the old late night shows with him. And oh my god, that muzzle for cats had me dying from laughter 🤣🤣

[@su-rv2uq]

I can just imagine someone trying to put that on a cat. Oh well, they didn't need their skin, arms or eyes, really!

[@TheHamsterMaster]

@@su-rv2uq 🤣

[@rayguile-rb6qi]

It was a cat disguised as a mouse. Wait, what,,.. why?

[@chuckwagon5518]

Headlines was undoubtedly one of the top comedy segments on ANY late show!

[@stevenherrold5955]

i wonder what foreigners like china or japan and Korea think of American grown humor my suspicions are that it differs depending on what language and nation your from

[@jenniferpruitt6534]

This and Dave Letterman's Top 10 lists are two of the greatest segments on any talk show!

[@brandonallen3289]

This and Johnny Carson's Carnac the Magnificent.

[@louislaz]

He stole it from Letterman, was originally called “Dumb Ads”, but NBC didn’t let Letterman take it to CBS. That being said, I think Jay did it better.

[@DeadRaymanWalking]

I agree, I would stay up late on Monday night for Jay Leno's Headlines...fifteen years ago me, my parents, and my aunt were in the studio audience of The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, and I thought it was gonna be a boring night. Boy was I SOOOO wrong...those Headlines were just hilarious, especially the one with the cat muzzle (it looked like something they had to put on a cat we used to have when she had to get shots). I know it doesn't look humane, but it was too damn funny. I guess my memorable trip to Hollywood to visit my aunt (my father's stepsister) triggered me to watch Jay Leno's headlines until the bitter end when Jimmy Fallon took over for the Tonight Show.

[@jasepark18]

The handcrafted leather gum case one really cracked me up. 😂

[@yourguidetorights3909]

Jay's comments added so much to the humorous headlines.

[@texasray7301]

Jay should still be the host of the Tonight Show.

[@johnsnider4816]

I've watched these headlines over and over and I just continue to laugh so hard these were better times I miss Jay Leno so much he was so funny and so great and no one else will ever replace him

[@robadams5799]

I know, right? This is about my third or fourth viewing of this episode.

[@robadams5799]

I dunno. This bit is getting a little old. Even the audience gave most of these jokes a polite chuckle.

[@BravesandReds91]

I remember watching this run of Headlines weekly. The Squirrel in a Wheelchair headline still kills me after almost 13 years.

[@su-rv2uq]

And they even have a door it can open!

[@naturalobserver6130]

This is loads better than the late night crapola we have now!

[@johncox1221]

@JIGS UP same with saturday night live the originals made it so popular it will be hard to kill. but not even funny now

[@msr1116]

James Corden is more tolerable. The rest of them engage in too much politicking like nothing else is going on in the world. Goes to show how bad late night comedy writers are these days.

[@barrywade766]

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[@barrywade766]

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[@ashleytrueblood2200]

Then don't watch it

[@Lurker1979]

I miss these.

[@eddie9244]

i grew up watching the tonight show. mom and dad watched it every night, especially good during jr high and high school i could stay up later and watch conan after jay leno.. good times

[@rogerkastoun3143]

I remember i loved Mondays because of Headlines! Jay was the best!

[@escott1981]

I really can't believe some of those wedding names. Some of those last names are unbelievable to begin with but then they somehow found each other and happened to have found each other and have a weird combo of last names.

[@teresaaitha6256]

Weird names are not that unusual. Where I live I’ve found a few people whose last name is the German word for fox. I’m afraid to say their name because, you know. Names like Hickey, Butts, and Colon are somewhat common too. Then I’ve learned some middle eastern women have the name Negar, which I think is pretty in their languages but English speakers would hesitate to say aloud. My name would end up on Headlines if I ever did anything worth publishing in a newspaper.

[@shirleyrombough8173]

No matter how many times I I watch these segments I always find myself laughing out loud. Bravo Jay and Kevin.

[@kimberlywilson5054]

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[@middletennesseepicker6245]

Who else misses jay

[@Randytherumbler]

I sure do. Jimmy Fallon couldn't hold a candle to Jay Leno,even if he were half drunk while being on duty and presentable for the show. David Letterman,Conan O'Brien, Craig Ferguson,and even Jimmy Kimmel (!) could go around in circles to whatever Fallon had. It's just not the same. I had quit watching Fallon when I had watched his first night being the new host of the Tonight Show on NBC. I just didn't like it. Fallon may have improved a little bit more over the years,but I'll never watch it.

[@user-ul2ym8qj2o]

Because it’s worth it

[@michaelkulow6643]

I miss jay

[@skuderman1]

These are a riot, I miss Jay.

[@TheInkPitOx]

Used to watch him every night

[@nathankrush3289]

Jay Leno was funnier, faster and classier than David Letterman.

[@tiagocampos9824]

funny headlines + jay's deliverance + good crowd + my man kevin laughing his ass off = perfect

[@MiguelJuanez]

I had no idea I was going through the good ol days back then...

[@ghidrah76]

I miss those days watching these every time they come on… great tv programming

[@michaelkulow6643]

MOVE THE COW!!!! My favorite line ever!! Lol

[@triciajohansen7124]

YES!!!!! GET SOME STEAKS AND BURGERS!!!

[@MrXminus1]

I miss Jay. When late night used to be great.

[@Randytherumbler]

Johnny Carson was,too. Before him,Ed Sullivan show had been on. Way before my time. Born in '73. I remember the days when anyone could listen to the Tonight Show with Jay Leno on the clock radio! Without ever turning on the TV. Those were good time LS for me.

[@rexoates4484]

I sent something in that Jay had on the show. I was doing crossword puzzles and I noticed before I started a new one, it had a 4-letter answer and the clue was “Leno has a big one.”

[@suecastillo4056]

All I do is laugh my a- off!!! Jays comments are hysterical!!😂😂🤣🤣😁🙋‍♀️♥️

[@daveroche6522]

Damn tootin'. The 'Pet of the Week' bit at 36:30 actually gave me stomach aches from laughing. Super!

[@donnalynn3589]

The wedding names are just hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@leecowell8165]

I never cared for that segment myself. Maybe its just a male thing.

[@BobK73]

2 of my teachers were featured on that segment. Laura Sharpe and Stan Harder.

[@judyvalencia3257]

I actually cried when he left and Headlines was gone. I always laughed so much, and it would brighten up my week. Nobody is as funny to me. Miss him.

[@robertsupriano1969]

Cried? Jesus.

[@johnmaki3046]

So MUCH better than Jimmie Fallon!

[@conniepenner4795]

Love watching these takes me back to clean decent TV with decent hosts. Love Jay Leno.

[@lisvender]

Jay's "policeman" voice always makes me laugh

[@skyebird3933]

This is my go-to for a laugh and pick-me-up. Love Jay's humor.😊

[@x.y.7385]

Watching this because real life now is just too depressing

[@thegr8rambino]

agree

[@rinsedpie]

Hope u feeling better

[@Catholicophobia]

Man, Laying down stoned watching this before bed was the best in high school.

[@nathankrush3289]

@@Catholicophobia Hell yeah. Leno was the best.

[@ichaelmichaelsalisburysali6781]

Youre notg rnjoyinv Covid

[@leecowell8165]

What makes these so great is Jay's comments. this guy is hilarious with his delivery, expressions. When he was kicked off the show I never watched another one.... the end of an era & NOT replaceable.

[@rstevens1836]

I MISS Headlines Monday nights. Grade school memories of 5 minutes of laughing before bedtime then passing them along to my buddies the next morning. The hilarious wedding names were a category of their own. :) Thanks so much for doing this compilation, one of the best videos on KZbin! :)

[@leecowell8165]

I never cared for the wedding name segment myself. He should have had this on every night it never gets old. however there's probably a lotta work involved here. he hasta come up with a comment on almost every one of them. and some of those comments & expressions are funnier than the subject matter. yeah on occasion Kevin sneaks in a snide, hilarious comment himself. They made a great team. How long was Leno on after Kevin left? wow 5 more years it wasn't the same after Kevin...

[@user-hx9qv9mv2v]

@@leecowell8165 He's a pro.

[@cathoderaytube7497]

Few things say classy like a personalized leather gum case. That's when you know you've hit the big time😁.

[@3Equis]

My monday nights weren't complete unless I've watched this! I remember Jay said something like "all jokes must go!" when there was about a month left before he retired, that's when it really hit me that this fun ride was about to end

[@ichaelmichaelsalisburysali6781]

It's all over now!

[@Alexandra-xt1vf]

I come here when I want to laugh and pretend Im back in better days

[@neilkematch6598]

What do they have? A Sirlion bigger than Jay Leno's chin!!

[@mikejustin8892]

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[@mikejustin8892]

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[@rickr.9803]

Me too. When times seemed better.

[@stevenherrold5955]

life is hard and i 100% agree i think we should have the technology to make android copies of people we love some people deserve to live forever and jay is at the top of my list we are 18 months in this pandemic i don't blame people for having covid fatigue I'm tired of that stupid mask as well but rebelling will not make the virus go away

[@stumeister6891]

I really miss the segments where they do the gas station news talking to people pumping gas

[@diannenaworensky6698]

I always enjoyed this segment on this show. Sooo funny !!!

[@torchiest]

These videos are the equivalent of strawberry cheesecake: highly concentrated and indulgent.

[@austinteutsch]

What really makes this skit work is Jay's comments. He carries the gag to its fullest.

[@susandeyoe1445]

The best when he laughs before the add.

[@Laura-tp8wz]

And Kevin’s laugh

[@Justin-uc8sc]

Imagine jimmy fallon just reading one after another without any comments and the world thinking he’s the funniest person on late night

[@CraigLumpyLemke]

I think Jay milked the bit too much. If the bit is funny, allow it to be funny. The buildup, the "after explain"... It's NOT supposed to be about Jay being funny. He's not doing stand up. It's supposed to be about funny HEADLINES. If they're funny, they should be funny with NOBODY reading them. A great demonstration is when he says "I'm not even gonna read this one". That's always the funniest one in the bunch. But then again, some people want more explanation of the joke to get the humor. Takes all kinds.

[@bobbyshaddoe3004]

Yup!

[@roberttucker7075]

I love headlines. Headlines always made me laugh. Johnny Carson and Jay Leno were the best hosts of the tonight show.

[@elc1960]

In the previous comments people talked about the "newer, younger audience" that Fallon appeals to...I'm not so sure, because it seems that Fallon's Tonight show is like Seth Myers' show that follows it - it serves largely as a means of promoting other Lorne Michaels produced programming, and also to promote the various projects that past and present SNL cast members are involved in. Take a look at an average month's worth of guests on both Fallon's and Myers' shows; sometimes as much as 1/3 of their shows' guests are either past or present SNL cast members. That's the biggest difference between late night TV in 2007 and today - Lorne Michaels and Broadway Video's direct involvement in it.

[@leecowell8165]

Remember Ed Ames on the show with Carson? the hatched throwing skit! I could NOT stop laughing because that was most certainly not rehearsed!

[@rayizard5687]

June Lockhart was also the "Lost in Space mom," she turned 95 this past June...wonder if she was named after the month

[@john091077]

I want that gum case.

[@IntrepidFraidyCat]

The wedding announcements are always hysterical!

[@HeriEystberg]

Wow, that hour just flew by!

[@JordanBartholme]

6:58 "Each day Humble supplies enough energy to melt 7 million tons of glacier. This giant glacier has remained un-melted for centuries yet the petroleum energy Humble supplies can melt it at a rate of 80 tons per second."

[@Hollins23]

I miss this segment.

[@ernelbustamante6330]

One of my favorite segments on Jay Leno.

[@w1seguys]

The Trump/Rosie feud actually did last longer than the war in Iraq! lol

[@ottomatic7997]

Dude, there never was a war in Iraq. It was an invasion by the U.S military. And Network Jay sucks sweaty ball sacks. Collector Jay is cool though.

[@ichhasseamerika]

"Eat kids free" got me. Great times these were.

[@MrXminus1]

Jay has a nice voice.

[@Shogundoxie1414]

God, I miss Jay Leno hosting the Tonight Show.

[@Rokabur]

Just like with SNL when Will Ferrel left, I stopped watching The Tonight Show when Jay left. I tried to continue watching but something always felt off.

[@joesmoe71]

ALL the shows have gone down the toilet, SNL, Late Night, etc, they're all hollow, political correctness enslaved crap.

[@ryanflores4414]

Andrew Tornadoboy 💯

[@thomasharrison3126]

I was so Glad when Jay used an article that I sent him for " Headlines"!

[@arnavbhamburkar]

Which one did you send?

[@thomasharrison3126]

@@arnavbhamburkar hey! If u ever see it, I mailed him a funny article from the " weekly world news", that said " alien from another planet gives birth to Jay Leno's baby!"

[@jamiemassey7771]

I sent one too! It aired but I haven’t seen it on here yet.

[@WhatsOnMyMind908]

Literally could watch the leather gum case one on loop for days

[@DeadRaymanWalking]

I remember the cat muzzle one. I believe when I saw that one I was in the studio audience of The Tonight Show With Jay Leno that night :)

[@kathrynmast916]

I still love Jay! He was the absolute best!😂

[@ashleyworden1887]

I love headlines! They are my "lullaby".

[@zebatov]

Back when life was good and jokes were just jokes.

[@Dulcimertunes]

And people didn’t look to be offended

[@Lepocoloco]

Headlines is one of the funniest segments on Leno.

[@earthquit7]

I love the way Kevin Eubanks laugh’s

[@tjmctube]

Great memories thanks. Had weekly calls with my aging mom about headlines. Especially weddings. Takes me back to great laughs.

[@kelleyabitbol6156]

I could watch theese all day

[@rinsedpie]

I miss all these..

[@devergrace2657]

Love headlines segment on jay leno tonight show

[@aprilscheller7580]

LAUGHING so hard I hurt...he is just the best!!

[@naturalsoundsofgaia]

The world will never be like this again

[@margaretjudson1170]

"It's G spot barbershop. It's funny how men can find the place!" Me: LMAO SO TRUE!

[@anraymcneil751]

54:53 That’s why Jay Leno is Mr. #1

[@Milkman4279]

I never watched Jay on the Tonight Show, was a Letterman guy. But these videos are making me wish I had checked it out. Jay is one funny man.

[@jasonstokes1630]

Ditto

[@nathankrush3289]

Jay Leno is funnier than David Letterman by a mile.

[@1964DB]

I miss Jay and Kevin.

[@elc1960]

Don't know if you're aware of this, but Jay & Kevin have a syndicated game show together. It's an updated version of the old Groucho Marx show You Bet Your Life.

[@davidmahan4000]

I love Kevin Eubanks comment about "NAACP" Basketball 🏀! (It's ALMOST the SAME THING Jay!!! 😆 😂 🤣) 44:07

[@sandralyn5869]

I LOVED that newspaper "correction"! I've still got the giggles! 😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@TheInkPitOx]

"A's hole keeps getting deeper" I noticed the first two words in the article were "Olmedo Saenz". I remember him. However, he played for the A's from 1999-2002.

[@robertsupriano1969]

I saw that too!

[@TheInkPitOx]

@@robertsupriano1969 This was also 2007, right after the Moneyball Era had ended.

[@Jeff-cr9ho]

the squirrel in a wheelchair killed me...

[@LynxSouth]

Yes, but at least there are doors made for the poor little fellows.

[@szqsk8]

I'd pay money to see that squirrel tooling around on that wheelchair. 😏

[@allisonbauch1063]

Free kitten 😸? Free?

[@truthhurts3524]

Laura hooked me up with an incredible ride!

[@wajahatali1234]

I for the life of me can not and will never understand how there was and is a large segment of media and population who thought and think that Jay Leno was responsible for that over-actor Conan's exit from The Tonight Show. Firstly Jay should never have been told to leave the show by NBC, for well over a decade he was number 1 at that slot, he raked in hundreds of millions for NBC, was loved by the audience and was a synonym with the Tonight Show, he was not even 60 when NBC literally forced him out and bought Conan in. Jay Leno has a special appeal with audiences over 35 because he was always decent, never over-acted and did not go any where near vulgarity for laughs. His body language, his style of delivery always was calm yet sarcastic and super funny. Conan on the other hand with his side kick Andy was and is completely opposite to Jay and audiences especially mature and non teen were completely put off by him. The way he exaggerated his facial expressions and had segments which were no way near funny as Headlines, Jay Walking, Things we found on ebay, 99 Cent Store etc, they were far more superior and liked. Jay's interviews were more engaging and classy as well. Jay was just doing what his employer was telling him to do, he had no personal animosity towards Conan, if he had, he would have went to NBC's rival stating they kicked me out of hosting The Tonight Show after years of being on top. Jay Leno is unmatched in his comedy. You do not necessarily have to be loud and obnoxious to be funny like Conan so desperately tries to do. We miss you Jay.

[@bethdibartolomeo2042]

I loved Conan on his show in the 90s, he was hilairous. If They Made It, In the Year 2000, and the desk drives were topnotch comedy. Leno was fantastic with Headlines and Jaywalking (I never really liked the ones with the exaggerated head or chin characters, I forget what those segments were called.) Carson had Carnac and animal segments. Letterman had his Top 10s. All the men had their own special comedic chops. Some won't be everyone's cup of tea, and that's okay.

[@JustinGray70]

After watching , I notice Leno mentions his dyslexia in every video.

[@davegoodwin1848]

I had a local wedding one I wanted to send in but he retired just as I got it. It was the "Fraser-Crane" wedding lol. I still have it in a scrap box.

[@tguns1]

I love Frasier. :) Most shows now are garbage that panders to the lowest common denominator.

[@davegoodwin1848]

@@tguns1 actually Frasier is my favorite show lol. I have the box set even. It's an intelligent yet at times crass humor. I was sooo hoping for a Niles and Daphne spinoff. It became all about them for the last two seasons.

[@africanfartingfrog]

The funniest one he ever did was Cockman-Dickman

[@LynxSouth]

@@davegoodwin1848 It's my favorite, too. I think it's the best all-round American sitcom. It covers every aspect of life and relationships as well as using every style of humor, and it was consistently good.

[@christinelang2417]

Singles can still enjoy VD!

[@richardutterback1623]

Jay we love and miss you on late night TV . These new guys are just don't float my boat. and sorry that your cat will not have anything to do with you. I have 5 and I can't keep the off of me and my laptop.

[@CanadaDragon1]

18:02, That's technically not a mistake. Eggo actually made waffles nicknamed "Waf-fulls", because the waffles were "FULL" of fruit filling.

[@liv4motox]

Now we need some jaywalking compilation ones...

[@MaggieMotta-lj4bc]

Loved Jaywalking too....how did Jay's mind work?!?

[@codylee1682]

Thanks for making this continuous without any commercials

[@codylee1682]

@uh wot no I don't have premium

[@TheInkPitOx]

@@codylee1682 UBlock

[@lindasussman8695]

Jay, you were the best, I miss you!

[@thomasharrison3126]

I agree! Jay was so good on the tonight show; headlines, 99 cent store, police blotters, and my fave, when he & Terry Bradshaw would pick at each other! Miss Jay, I quit watching when he left, cant Stand fallon!

[@suewills7099]

I love the one about the dead cow on the road and the way Jay says move the cow really loud.so funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 Jay was the best

[@gimbobjenkins405]

I worked for a cable company way back when, so long ago that they were promoting this crazy new product, internet service and the first promo slogan they went with was "Want some speed?"

[@violetdreams1799]

Headlines were the best!

[@gregoryhembree9190]

He needs to be back on the tonight show with the band what we got now is junk

[@sierra4766]

First of all The Roots are the best band to ever grace late night and how dare you insult them.

[@gregoryhembree9190]

@@sierra4766 well you don't get out much

[@thomasharrison3126]

Fallon Sucks, big time!

[@BraulioMontelongo]

Totally agree!

[@sierra4766]

@@gregoryhembree9190 Lmfao that would imply that I watch a lot of tv and would know better than you, right? Actually I've gotten out and seen the roots live so I know I'm correct😉 have a good day now

[@kennash5719]

Jay was the best

[@mitchelltrio]

Great to see some fresh clips. I search for Headlines when I need a laugh, and these did not disappoint. Thank you so much for sharing.

[@amyexner]

Miss so much “the tonight show with Jay Leno”,, was the best.

[@xxhowdlyxx]

In all seriousness, driving and driving is a serious issue. My uncle got a DWD (driving while driving) and luckily nobody got hurt!

[@loisklemens9227]

You realize you said “driving and driving” is a serious issue. Your comment was funny!

[@davidmickelson]

Crazy to think that we as a society are now incapable of producing this kind of simple charming humor. It's all message jokes, posing, virtue signaling and politics now.

[@krissysspice4lifem.o.lskin801]

I used to love headlines

[@loisklemens9227]

Oh, I miss him so much. I’m dying 😹

[@johnpayne6180]

Jay is a natural par excellance!