Toxic - Britney Spears (Bardcore | Medieval Style)

Toxic by Britney Spears - Bardcore/Medieval style
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Original Song: Toxic
Original Artist: Britney Spears
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All suggestions are welcome!
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Art created with htck.github.io/bayeux/#!/

[@CalebFaith]

Thanks for dropping by! If you like this cover you'll probably also like this one - Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! by ABBA - kzbin.info/www/bejne/aZDadn-letCkrcU

[@alyssa-star]

haha silly content creator i don't want-ABBA?!?? (I'm watching immediately)

[@rhondakohlmeyer5242]

very accurate my friend!!

[@TheHorseshoePartyUK]

This is quality mate. If you could get Hildegard von Blingin on vocals for this, it would go beyond viral I reckon 😂😂

[@Ambipie]

I misread that as teddyloids me me me Abba

[@DollopussD]

Loved it!

[@dakodabarr9646]

When the young lad you've fancied is infected with the plague:

[@myguydied]

Brilliant 😁😁

[@ainnara396]

Underrated coment

[@aby110]

Coronavaaaahrusss

[@calencor]

but you still risk it because you got syphilis anyway.

[@lasvina3610]

😂👌

[@ant9435]

Lady Britney of The House of Spears has never disapionted with her ballads.

[@lorenam.9986]

Lmao

[@khensane5150]

help 💀💀

[@IzDreamSKLTH]

yes she is high Duchess from the house of spears

[@angelsartandgaming]

Indeed, the most traditional of ballads, to be remembered when the sun shines its last moments.

[@ussinussinongawd516]

disapionted

[@Cloudipy]

me buying poison from the local witch to give my abusive husband who I thought would die in the crusades but had the audacity to come back

[@jotaroswetfart6095]

so youre telling me you went to the crusade and didnt die in the name of the lord? tsk, what a shameful husband you are

[@palomapuntoycoma4619]

The audacity

[@natashaishimwe4623]

The pure impudence

[@gymusen]

He shall be punished by the eyes of God and never live the same life he lived before!

[@watermelonludmilla5555]

Aqua tofana…..

[@rhaiawolfe3771]

the boys playing this when i show my ankles in the tavern

[@sparklez74]

I WHEEZED-

[@warricklow4218]

@@sparklez74 chronic bronchitis

[@Emily-tq8xw]

How scandalous

[@roddo1955]

@@warricklow4218 pleuritis, more likely

[@adik_from_novaliches]

If you're of royal status lol

[@hollllllyl]

Takes me back to when we danced to this in 1344

[@alexadepledge3462]

The nostalgia 😌😌

[@imaginethat1331]

Ah the good old days

[@jcmohr]

I remember back then. Weren't you the one dancing with one of his majesty's royal guard?

[@hollllllyl]

@@jcmohr tis true, lord god forgive me for my sins

[@anacorn2108]

I too remember. Before Rosmary showed her ankles to the local tavern dwellers. Oh the scandal that caused.

[@mikar502]

she belongeth to the cobblestone streets 🕺🏽🕺🏽

[@Wendy-rs8wh]

Cobblestone streets 😭😭 this comment has me dead💀

[@jessicus]

PLEASE THIS NEEDS MORE LIKES.

[@pucaboo1591]

NAY, SHE BELONGETH TO THINE BED GOOD SIR

[@sakuraneko2595]

LMAOOO

[@oswald3845]

I'm dying

[@pinkpusheenpaws]

the one dislike is the church

[@thetranz13nt52]

They have found out that we can shapeshift

[@Lauren-cm5ip]

No worries we will shape shift to look like them

[@ameliabrown3987]

If men find out we can shapeshift they are going to tell the CHURCH!

[@thetranz13nt52]

Countoooooouuring

[@LewisDeAlba]

The other 24 the clerics

[@EllieVie8]

With the flavour of thine lips, I ride anon, Thou art lethal, I am losing my wits, With the flavour of venomous paradise I am dependant of thee Dost thou ignore that thou art lethal?

[@DrNeonGaming]

I shall humbly request you make full lyrics cause that's great

[@asamisato614]

Grendel 04 i second that

[@zachattackstudios4913]

c'mon, give what the people want

[@bitchimbluntsick]

Underrated, this is great

[@sherryhort2652]

OH MY GOD YESS

[@ipo1490]

This is what Shakespeare was listening to when he wrote Lord of the Rings

[@greenteaslug4676]

What

[@lasvina3610]

J.R.R Tolkien is probably turning in his grave-

[@syria6508]

Lots of things wrong with this comment 😂

[@The_Cursed_Steve]

You're a little confused but you got the spirit

[@ezelfrancisco1349]

Actually, he wrote Game of Thrones after he wrote Titus Andronicus

[@wendywhalims1257]

The gays in the 1500 were bopping to this.

[@Sam-lb8xs]

...If said gays were lucky enough to find others like themselves and their communities tolerated them enough to leave them in peace. But yes! Can you imagine all the rowdy dancing...!

[@vadergrd]

@@Sam-lb8xs theyd have to go another 1500 years back to Rome and Athens!

[@Y-I-N-A]

just a genuine question, why does this song somehow gets related to the gay community?

[@c.k.o2274]

@@Y-I-N-A idk :p but still gay

[@akiraqil9902]

@@Y-I-N-A i cant speak for every gays. but for me, britney was one of the divas i idolized when i was growing up being closeted. and this song and music video was so iconically outrageous for the time, and the gays cant help but stan.

[@charlesdandu9248]

This song was probably labeled with Explicit content in 1450’s music industry.

[@virgola2126]

Actually in the Middle Age song lyrics were quite crude. Much more than today's and also much more satirical.

[@gunnsspace1300]

@@virgola2126 example?

[@burstnbubbles8163]

@@gunnsspace1300 literally Shakespeare. All of his work

[@burstnbubbles8163]

@@gunnsspace1300 tho he was of the Renaissance era. Still kinda counts. Very lewd

[@konradhalman5104]

I don't think there was music industry at that times. Music used to be art or at least a craft.

[@jiya2354]

*medieval twerking*

[@deleteyu9232]

Yoo same pfp

[@anitachamberlain3391]

i was looking for this comment

[@garnetfire8628]

*bounces hoop skirt*

[@jaimetoubeau3355]

@@garnetfire8628 lol

[@arrisacheese7794]

*armors clanking

[@jamesevans6332]

tfw when you can’t twerk to this in the tavern because your ass is malnourished between the famines, plagues and the aristocracy taxing you and taking all your crops :,(

[@hopper6094]

😭

[@Abendzauber]

This just killed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lotte5125]

Wtf💀💀💀

[@gymusen]

That's why I made a secret crop farm, so me and my family can eat happily without worrying about the taxes and everything else.

[@ginnyjollykidd]

Nothing to keep one from wearing a bum roll if one has one. An extra petticoat rolled up to the waist under the surcoat should do it quite well. Okay, so it's 500 years or so too early, but fashion trends never stopped nobody. Everything old is new again!

[@kaneki-ken96]

Lady Britney of the kingdom of Spears becameth the most recognised artist of her realm thanketh to this song

[@biashacker]

Very underrated comment.

[@Manas-co8wl]

@@biashacker *Verily underrateth

[@MichielBLKorte]

When you go out to town with the girls the night before your arranged marriage

[@solala1312]

yas

[@Chulpansilu]

🤣

[@nodeberiaestaraqui93]

Yaasss witch

[@chikensuup7746]

The skeletons during the bubonic plague were probably bopping to this

[@hopper6094]

Lol

[@smolsupernova]

Britney Spears; but she's a war maiden who impales her enemies with spears.

[@TheTanTiger]

Britney the Impaler

[@IlDottore_SecondHarbinger]

*The spear maiden, impaler of the strongest warriors*

[@graaaaaaaaaaaaaaace]

pretty sure this was a pepsi superbowl ad a while back LOL

[@tibethatguy]

But does she impale them with Britney spears?

[@plantlover3741]

BOSS FIGHT TIME

[@katlyndobransky2419]

Toxic is one of those songs that sounds great no matter what. You can mix it with other songs, change the instrumental, but it will always slap

[@CalebFaith]

Very true

[@corinnae.7877]

Its a really superior song

[@Joeys4921]

I’ve not heard a cover that I have not loved in a different tempo, rhythm . Toxic is a song that can be in any genre ❤❤

[@Vassi_Drakonov]

I gave thee thine 1000th like.

[@SchirachLover]

Hmmm...traditional Japanese version would be interesting...

[@elwoodziggurat]

This is supposed to sound medieval but this kind of rhythm and structure was unfathomable back then. If you played this for someone living in the 1200s they might actually have a seizure or go insane.

[@nadine4641]

I wanna go back to 1200s to play this to someone and watch them dissolve

[@katara3797]

"go insane" (? Maybe that's why the song's called toxic :O

[@popinette]

it is toxic after all

[@tomasvanes]

Or be judged as diabolical.... because thats Britney bitch!

[@anitachamberlain3391]

Weapon of choice is music from the future to drive foes insane

[@hicranozgen7455]

My favourite thing about this cover series is the comment section. Literally always makes my day 😂

[@moonmaq165]

Was gonna say the same

[@mysticmagic8762]

FR LMAO

[@brandijones461]

Freakin same 😂

[@gunny4394]

IKR

[@francesaprilrheavillanueva765]

exactly!

[@mrlnxf8455]

Darling, doth thee not receive mine letters? A Sir of your likes shouldst wear a warning sign t's dangerous I'm falling Thither's nay escape, I cannot wait I needeth a hit, darling, giveth me Thou art dangerous, I'm loving 't Too high can't commeth down Losing my head, spinning around Doth thou feel me anon? With a gust of thy lips I'm on a ride Thou art venomous, I'm slipping under With a gust of a poison elysium I'm addicted to thee Doth thou not knoweth yond art venomous? And i love what thou doth Doth thou not knoweth yond art venomous?

[@dyblvndstny]

PLS I CAN’T- 😭🤚

[@shavadiva3104]

XD

[@devinaghose9318]

I need to frame this in my house and when people ask what poem is this, id just say Toxic by Britney Spears. 💀😂

[@milk9449]

HOW IS THERE ONLY 407 LIKES??????

[@gunny4394]

STAWP why are you such a legend.

[@fineanddandee]

WHY DOESNT THIS HAVE MORE VIEWS THIS IS THE BEST ONE

[@lordcommandersnow1611]

So agree!

[@jd7teenstark589]

Ahh playing this song as you seduce the enemy with the flute and your moving hips

[@berenyildirim9810]

bc stolen

[@fineanddandee]

@@berenyildirim9810 by who?

[@CalebFaith]

@@berenyildirim9810 this isn't stolen, I made it myself using Reaper + a combination of VSTs like Fluffy Audio's Rinascimento

[@sersastark]

*ankles are twerking*

[@coolandgood1010]

eww

[@julienking2547]

My my how scandalous. one doest not simply doth such things

[@Kiannon]

me: **surfing the comments** **wiggling foot** "haha it me"

[@ampalayuh3190]

are your ankles okay

[@impulsivechaos5138]

Please seek medical attention immediately

[@sherryhort2652]

I FOUND A WHOLE NEW AESTHETIC AND I AGREE

[@ehko1554]

YESSSSS

[@hopper6094]

Lol

[@mysticmagic8762]

FR

[@nathanmonroe4429]

YES MA" LADY

[@kristhelmasterson8178]

when the plague 19 is over, i''ll do a party with only bardcore music.

[@RussellTeapot]

*YES THERE WILL BE SO MUCH CIDER*

[@raghavsiriguppi6597]

Please invite me too madam I will show my thighs with ankles

[@kingjulian8334]

Invite me pls I've been shining my ankles for a special occasion

[@joy-wire]

Please invite me too, I've been taking care of my pretty shoulders.

[@hs4619]

Who upon Gods Earth calls it Plague19 I'm pretty sure it's title is 'TheGreatPlague' of 'The Plague of 19' however it's more commonly known name is The Plague. /s

[@itskogaleeray398]

*Bubonic Plague vibes* 💀🙌🏼

[@12ivan12]

i wanne like this comment but i also dont wanne destroy the 69😌

[@kawaiivenus8177]

Perfect for my DND boss fight

[@PatrickPease]

Yes perfect

[@kevalyn8586]

Yes! This would work so well in a fight against some Yuan Ti.

[@flamef10]

*Twerks Bubonically*

[@philip5851]

NOOO PLSSS 😭💀💀💀🤚🏽🤚🏽🤚🏽

[@cringebang973]

JAHHAHAHAAJAHAH

[@pandulce4447]

Lol me showing my ankles to the king so my family will live

[@pandulce4447]

@Naomi Morrell thine heart twas in rights places

[@that1niceguy246]

do it right tho sis, he might banish you or your family or send you to the tower otherwise

[@oswald3845]

how unappropriate

[@OMORI_BRAINR0T]

how scandalous

[@booknerd234]

Me and my fellow maids, Matilda and Catherine, used to have a spirited time with this jolly tune.

[@cyclingcmdr]

When the new nun falls in love with the fiery friar.

[@hoibsh21]

And they are rounded up henceforth and burned on thy funeral pyre.

[@ACooper194]

You used alliteration and thats what Is appreciates about yous

[@theangryholmesian4556]

One of Earth's traditional medieval ballads.

[@thomasw4422]

iunderstoodthatrefernce.jpg

[@aster7654]

Lady Cassandra shed a single tear for that one

[@danielsellers8707]

@@aster7654 I like this version better than the one in Doctor Who!

[@danielsellers8707]

A Doctor Who reference - and it fits with the Bardcore - like Johnny B Goode in Back to the Future...

[@danielsellers8707]

Doctor Who medieval: kzbin.info/www/bejne/aqSxZ6xpnaeNfK8

[@moni4industries563]

Britney had some amazing tracks in 1438 :)

[@L0rdOfThePies]

🙄 Couldst thou invoke 10 of her rhapsodies? i jest, as i hath derived pleasure from her divine melodies before the masses recognised thee tunes of godsent calibre! In the dayes of old! 1432

[@BloodMoonASMR]

You mean Lady Britnæth of the House Of Spears?

[@jannestiemes4328]

PLEASE SOMEONE RECORD VOCALS FOR THIS, someone made a different version with vocals, but this one’s just so much better

[@jotaroswetfart6095]

me after showing the executioner my ankles so he wouldnt execute my husband for stealing a loaf of bread

[@muha0644]

Brittaney Spersworth - Poisonous

[@zakosist]

Despite not usually liking pop songs I have always thought that "Toxic" actually has a great melody. And this cover fits great

[@kiertavasirkus]

Toxic has a sample of Hindu song / Bollywood movie track

[@Fitzroyfallz]

@@kiertavasirkus I had no idea! what’s the song called?

[@kiertavasirkus]

Lata Mangeshkar and S. P. Balasubrahmanyam's "Tere Mere Beech Mein"

[@Fitzroyfallz]

@@kiertavasirkus thanks! :D

[@edn2674]

@@kiertavasirkus Oooh that makes lots of sense

[@urfavgothnerd]

evidence that toxic is the perfect song that cannot be destroyed no matter what happens to it? either that or medieval style music is just good and so is toxic so when you mix it gets super great

[@JungianHeights]

Singing this is what got Anne Boleyn executed... "Losing my head"

[@alex-kq6it]

This slaps HARD. Needs more views!

[@youngblood7203]

I'm in love with the comments section I can't even😭😭😭

[@MagisterialVoyager]

Sameee.

[@socatoansoldier9984]

I’m laughing my ass off at these comments, they give me some shred of hope in humanity.

[@zetazimmer4769]

Fun fact: This tavern bop is the reason why the Catholic Church banned coffee for a century

[@BluePenguin200]

The ballad that we shall playeth when Madame Britney Spears is liberated from her confinement 💖

[@princessfootfungi]

Takes thee back to thy summer of 1344, when thy Catholic Church tried to ban this ballad, although me and the ladies started to protest, and show our ankles. Thank goodness to thy new generation for bringing back this ballad.

[@kablutoxyz]

Lyrics: Dearest Can’t thou Seeth I beckon? A man as thyself shouldst be bewared. Tis Dangerous, I fall. Deliverance I lack, and patience. I require this, dearest bestow it to me. Thou art dangerous, I cherish thine. Too High, Shan’t cometh down, Losing mine own headeth Circulating, circulating. With a gust of thine lips I ride anon. Thou art I lethal I am misplacing my wits. With the flavour of venomous eden I am dependent on thee. Dost Thou ignore that thou art lethal? Night Falls, I cannot depart from thee, I took a sip from the dark one's grail. but nay, soft. It taketh me over. Too high shant cometh down, it consumes the air, circulating circulating, can thou feelest me anon? With a gust of thine lips I ride anon. Thou art I lethal I am misplacing my wits. With the flavour of venomous eden I am dependent on thee. Dost Thou ignore that thou art lethal? and I cherish thou actions, but dost thou ignore that thou art lethal? With a gust of thine lips I ride anon. Thou art I lethal I am misplacing my wits. With the flavour of venomous eden I am dependent on thee. Dost Thou ignore that thou art lethal? Poison me anon, with thy love, anon. I bethink Im eft anon, bethink I art eft anon. Poison me anon, with thy love, anon. I bethink Im eft anon, bethink I art eft anon.

[@BlackorWhite0920]

This is EVERYTHING

[@Pumpkin_Adam]

Me trying to sync in 🤯

[@cocacola37281]

this the best omg

[@scartung6121]

When Bards roll natural 20's on performance

[@wekiaam618]

Brittany of Spears back at it againe😤👌

[@mptp77]

This songs makes me remember that i shouldn't eat all that moldy bread...

[@thoth8784]

As Bardcore becomes more popular, the 1200s will come back in full bloom.

[@GirlGolden4]

This exact version is what I picture The Evil Queen using before making her poisonous concoctions. 😈💚🖤💜👑🏰✨

[@bakeryofinfinitewisdom923]

And thou sayest Medieval music is not fire! 🔥

[@ngongocha641]

Your avatar is uncle Hồ ? THAT'S INTERESTING

[@moonflower5553]

I love't when mine local bard wouldst singeth the song of poison, by her majesty Brittany of Spears.

[@celumbral9334]

during my first dnd campaign i played a bard, the dm had a whole encounter ready but i avoided it by rolling a nat 20 for charisma and convincing the hags to watch me perform toxic. i like to think this was the arrangement.

[@slightlybluebubbles4528]

I’m going to play a bard in my first campaign and this is her theme 😂

[@beenutcatcucumberbar3524]

**medieval twerking intensifies**

[@olivia54700]

I love how almost aggressive this feels!

[@CalebFaith]

I know right! That's how I felt when I first found bardcore

[@RapidBlindfolds]

this is the best part of youtube, amazing artistry from the creator, positive comments, humour and wit in the medieval lyric translations

[@viajandonagelatina4711]

I agree, youtube corner that gets to be cozy

[@ambarcastaneda4763]

This goes so hard it gave me chills...I don’t get chills easily

[@cosmowhiskey1675]

Agree on some spirit level 😦

[@solala1312]

same! I never get chills but this had stand up shake my hips 💃

[@edahnndlovu274]

This may be my favourite bardcore so far. This bangs so hard I think Britney herself would dance to this

[@sadielady2351]

This should be part of a movie soundtrack! Seriously it sounds so good!

[@akiraandrews5630]

All I keep thinking about is that vine lmfaoooo

[@Meela9088]

the violin and the opera girl?

[@Hirokison]

_This is finally getting the recognition it needs_

[@Tommyleini]

13k views? Hope this has 13m in two years. This is beyond amazing

[@j.a.1769]

only 1400’s kids will understand. can’t believe people are just now finding this. if you’re coming back again this century you’re a legend 😎

[@exaltoria4756]

Lover canst thou see I am calling? A knight like you shouldst wear a warning Tis dangerous, I am falling There is no escape, I cannot wait I needst a hit, lover, give me it Thou art dangerous, I am loving it Too high, canst come down Losing my head, spinning 'round and 'round Dost thou feel me now? With a taste of thy lips, I am on a ride Thou art toxic, I am slipping under With a taste of a poisoned paradise I'm addicted to thee Dost thou know thou art toxic? And I love what thou does Dost thou know thou art toxic?

[@yuulski]

THIS IS A BANGER

[@thirteenfury]

Ah yes, the infamous Ballad of La Madame Voisin.

[@litchtheshinigami8936]

this brings me back man.. this song was playing when some king was dieing of the plague.. don't remember the sop's name but i do remember bringing him to hell

[@LadyLou9]

Not gonna lie, I was actually bobbing my head to this. Now all I need is a dance cover to this song all dressed up in medieval outfit.

[@Fallout_Jane]

-Drops three of the best bardcore covers ever -disappears

[@elsiemay5292]

This is like a long instrumental version of the one in that meme with the two girls and the splits

[@Andreitacometerpollo]

En la España Medieval también se bailaba este hit! 💃

[@seanmcgcostumes]

*How the heck does this slap so hard?!* 100% using this for my D&D bard's next tavern jam session with the bard troup he met up with.

[@jacobg6628]

I didn't know there was a whole niche-genre of music called bardcore... but now I know and I need more of this.

[@vividdaydream1516]

I honestly was not expecting this song to bang THIS HARD as a bardcore. Well done!!

[@lauraford45]

No idea how I got here but I'm feeling this

[@antoniusbaseloy9236]

this is gonna be a funny bgm for rome and juliet parody

[@mad-hq4cz]

bringing back memories of my tavern days

[@weallareperfect2138]

only 1200s kids know who the original creator was but then now researchers found a text with notes and a medieval like handwriting on it. they didnt understand the language but it was medieval english. but then the researchers forgot about it and threw it away. now this creator of this video somhow knew about this and made a cover and published it on youtube. i hope you made the people from the medieval times happy. now they are in heaven dancing to this

[@shinnoyume433]

This is pure boss fight music

[@anastasiarivera3063]

EVERY SINGLE NOTE GOES SO HARD I LOVE IT

[@marlonelias]

It sounds like a James Bond theme set in the Medieval Times!.!.

[@Destroyer_of_Worlds]

I think I discovered the perfect genre to look up when/if I ever DM.

[@RapidBlindfolds]

my dad (a musician) said he didn't find bardcore's remakes that impressive and now I'm genuinely pissed off at him

[@alexswindley-wilson2762]

when the noble who often needs moisturising plans to blow up the castle and steal the wealth so she can pay for medical purposes but ironically get stopped by a doctor and his feisty squire

[@yelyahfan88x94]

This plays on loop after Dandelion took over the brothel

[@PandeyPrashant]

Lady Britanny Shakespeare hast blessed us yet again.

[@ricecurrylife]

0:56 Goosebumps!!

[@theactualjohannsebastianba334]

Only real 1300 kids will remember when this hit dropped

[@TienNguyen-ix3zb]

I don't know why but I have a feeling this song depicts the journey of a queen (Britney) regaining her throne from the bad guys. Especially at 0:58 , it's like describing the scene. Britney dressed in medieval costume and a few maids rushed through the glass on the throne and they were ready to fight. Anyway, Toxic in this version is great and I love it

[@khileyjeaner]

"With thou taste of thou wineth, I'm on an ride. Thou unruley, maidens bows under. With thou taste o' unruley, maidens addicted to wineth, did thou such toxic?"

[@DreamyWorld19]

I caught the noble I was courting sharing a meal of gruel with another debutant and performed this melody at the tavern

[@squidwardsdiary2776]

A bop not matter what time period.

[@jellyxbabe]

This is perfect!!!

[@darrius3504]

She played this tune for me at my coronation it twas lovely💙

[@danyredstring8689]

Baby, can't you see I'm calling? A guy like you should wear a warning It's dangerous I'm falling There's no escape I can't wait, I need a hit Baby, give me it, you're dangerous I'm loving it Too high Can't come down Losing my head Spinning around and around Do you feel me now? With the taste of your lips I'm on a ride You're toxic I'm slipping under With a taste of the poison paradise I'm addicted to you Don't you know that you're toxic? And I love what you do Don't you know that you're toxic? It's getting late to give you up I took a sip from my devil's cup Slowly, it's taking over me Too high Can't come down It's in the air and it's all around Can you feel me? With the taste of your lips I'm on a ride You're toxic I'm slipping under With the taste of the poison paradise I'm addicted to you Don't you know that you're toxic? And I love what you do Don't you know that you're toxic? Don't you know that you're toxic? With the taste of your lips I'm on a ride You're toxic I'm slipping under With the taste of the poison paradise I'm addicted to you Don't you know that you're toxic? With the taste of your lips I'm on a ride You're toxic I'm slipping under With the taste of the poison paradise I'm addicted to you Don't you know that you're toxic? Intoxicate me now With your loving now I think I'm ready now I think I'm ready now Intoxicate me now With your loving now I think I'm ready now

[@hoibsh21]

Ahem. Pritheee what is a denizen of modern times (1300s) to make of thee quizzical language. I am flummoxed.

[@zabrizzL]

@@hoibsh21 Fairest of retorts, I do say.

[@hoibsh21]

@@zabrizzL Tis the source of my befuddlement, sire.

[@buckyistryingtheirbest]

Im going to play this next time i give bardic inspiration

[@droidigan]

OH MY GOD THIS SLAPS SO HARD

[@bexyevans777]

Jesus loves you and has a GOOD plan for your life and a purpose!

[@rainyno7966]

this sounds like an ace attorney ost honestly

[@angerykorbypancake1613]

Holy crap this hit me like a freight train at right about the one minute mark. Masterfully crafted!