Mitch Hedberg Wrote a Joke for Artie Lange

[@Delltah1]

I used to like Mitch Hedberg. I still do, but I used to too.

[@345Taco]

I used to like this comment

[@4KiNG7]

This is something Mitch Hedberg would say lol

[@jamiehoover9348]

😆😆😆😆😆😆💥

[@emilycarter4482]

Stfu lmao

[@gottalight9379]

So you had to use to like Mitch hedberg?

[@unclecreed2986]

The depressing thing about tennis is no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall.

[@RustyDungood]

Those fuckers are relentless...

[@joep7882]

That joke ruined tennis for me

[@jonny-b4954]

@@RustyDungood This why you just play racketball or whatever it's called where you're inside a concrete wall room and bounce it off the walls. That's a fun game.

[@billbailey1511]

The only joke of Hedburg that ever made me laugh. The guy was a hack.

[@mattmarzula]

@@billbailey1511 oh... You seen it too? Glad someone else acknowledges that a hack who dies from excessive drug use isn't worth the hero warship.

[@UrbanSelfSufficiency]

"A duck's opinion of me is very much influenced by whether or not I have bread" The greatest.

[@MrAlecksTv]

Ducks do not have the ability to buy a loaf.

[@scottymacdewder5229]

Lemme get a steak fajita sub, and dont bother ringing it up, coz it's for a duck.

[@OhJaniceWhyOhWhy]

lol

[@chriscoletti4852]

He's the king

[@johncassidy3071]

I did not know that ducks eat for free at Subway.

[@joshcate2060]

"I'm sick of following my dreams man, I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later."

[@jessikaquiroga3055]

Josh Cate 😂😂😂

[@chriscoletti4852]

The king

[@jakethibeault4146]

Damn that should have been my senior quote lol

[@jeovanneramos5066]

I Don’t have a girlfriend I just know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that !

[@JasonL77]

“I think that the perfect stocking stuffer is a severed foot.” Rest In Peace, Mitch.

[@tastybritches6644]

Ok I'll take my post down. I found the joke.

[@jeffnowak3144]

a severed foot would be the ultimate stocking stuffer

[@gokblok]

My personal favorite.

[@codyhorne77]

“Every book is a children’s book if the kid can read”

[@EventHorizonPrdctns]

Hahahah, epic! I haven't heard him tell that one but it's too easy to hear him say it!

[@willvr4]

That is so dumb and hilarious at the same time. What a genius.

[@dpclerks09]

@@willvr4 Not dumb, actually. Silly, yes, but it's actually empowering and wise simultaneously.

[@blackened872]

Nobody can talk about Mitch without quoting him at least once.

[@LeekowalskiWalker]

You literally did just that.

[@blackened872]

Lee kowalski Walker so what you’re saying is, I have the true power of the gods!

[@jessecampbell2676]

You just did 👍👍👍😎

[@danjwalker]

He reference him but didn’t quote him. Just saying.

[@trippyhippie8630]

You owe me some letters!!

[@sillynelson1]

“I like refried beans. That’s why I wanna try fried beans, cuz maybe they’re just as good and we’re wasting time.” Long Live Mitch

[@thescoobymike]

🤣🤣🤣

[@ucanemailleo]

That is a waste of time but even a bigger waste of time is that my wife buys refried beans in the first place .....the poor guys that had to fry the beans, re-fry them, canned them , just so my wife can bring them home during the pandemic ONLY to microwave them and not finish eating em’ re-frigerate them.... ONLY to re-te-microwave them to have on toast for breakfast the next morning ! What a waste of time!! You can use this if you like ....I dont care for beans on toast! Want not waste not!!

[@malorie8557]

I forget how it goes but I just love the out of order elevator joke "Temporarily..stairs."

[@jrsmith3344]

@@malorie8557 It's an escalator. "Sorry for the convenience"

[@alexpollock6932]

@@malorie8557 an escalator can never break down, it just becomes stairs

[@IamGulzow]

"I went to the store to buy a candle holder and they didn't have any, so I bought a cake." I have always love Mitch.

[@Dyrwlf]

@Wynn Cakes hold birthday candles.

[@akakgak]

hands down my favorite MH joke.

[@snatchios1]

Brilliant! It took me a second

[@Bulltardwin]

Artie's a great story teller. His timing and impersonations are perfect.

[@darekowens6803]

"I was at a convenient store reading a magazine when the clerk says this ain't a library, so I said OK I will speak louder". Lmao

[@slomofome14]

Never heard that one, that’s awesome

[@padraig5335]

@@slomofome14 My belt loop hold up my belt, but my belt hold ups my pants. Idk what's really going on down there. Who's the real hero?

[@BamaMatters11]

convenience*

[@nyar5863]

All things aside: That's a solid Norm McDonald impression.

[@TheMikeMase]

they were best friends who hung out all the time for a long time. i'd hope artie could do a good impression haha

[@Tupapi294]

RIGHT?!

[@THEMATTHIAS225]

Nyar that Mitch wasn’t half bad either lol

[@yonkokaidokingofbeasts2553]

He also has a great you guessed it Frank Stallone.

[@Greg-TC]

His Norm impression when he’s doing the Chris Farley story is so good that if you were just listening and not watching you could think Norm was actually there talking

[@bighuge1060]

One of my favorite Mitch bits was of him laying in his twin bed wondering where his brother was.

[@jessecampbell2676]

I know exactly what you're talking about KZbin Mitch hedberg where is my brother!!

[@NoxiousRob]

I got a king sized bed. I don't know any kings, but if one came over, I guess he'd be comfortable. Oh, you're a king you say? Well you won't believe what I have in store for you! It's to your exact specifications

[@royeaston6067]

And that jokeis a follow on from his king size bed joke so Joe is wrong about the non sequitur.

[@mikegraham7204]

“I hate dreaming cuz sleeping is supposed to be a relaxing affair. I see my bed, I lay down on it, next thing I know I have to build a go cart with my ex landlord”

[@josephohora1287]

😂I was a bartender and I would dream of not being able to make a drink and only be able to stock 🍻

[@cupcakecc5549]

So funny 😂❤

[@stecaton1541]

Only just heard of this guy . I’m 40 years old. How is this possible. He’s amazing. Right up my street this guy 😂

[@sanninmusic212]

​@stecaton1541 welcome aboard homie. I'll also be 40 in a few months and I've loved Mitch since I was in my teens, so trust me, you're in for a good time. Dude is an absolute legend

[@JSchaffer214]

Mitch Hedberg was the only comic I ever went out of my way to drive over 2 hours to see live (3 hour drive). He died about 4 months later. I'm so glad I made it a point to see him when I did.

[@SkyBuck]

I'm so sorry but why did you say it was over two hours and then immediately specify that it was 3 hours

[@spencertegtmeyer6525]

​​@@SkyBuckI thought the same thing, but the next longest he drove to see a comic was two hours or less, and he drove an hour or more more than that to see Mitch.

[@joeyvindictive3552]

I know there's a Mitch joke hiding in here somewhere....

[@wordup897]

@joeyvindictive3552 I once drove over 2 hours to see a show. It was a 3 hour drive. It was more than 2 hours too.

[@joeyvindictive3552]

I used to drive 2 hours to see shows. I still do, but I used to, too.

[@believeinmatter]

What you can take from this video: 1. *mitch hedberg was a genius* 2. *norm macdonald is an absolute savage*

[@edwardelenes5589]

Facts

[@lemongavine]

And Artie does a good Norm impression.

[@believeinmatter]

@David DiStefano Agreed. Thats the third thing you can take from this video. 3. *Artie Lange is doing really well & looks great*

[@whitealroker]

Still probably the hardest I laughed on TV is when norm asked the lady if she’s ever thrown a hooker off a bridge.

[@NathanaelGreer]

And every commenter is a regurtating ass clown....

[@davidmreyes77]

I once went to a record store that specialized in hard to find music. Nothing was alphabetized.

[@kircholagh]

"Dogs are forever in push up position", Mitch Hedberg

[@zombiefeenix7013]

That's hilarious. I don't remember hearing that one before.

[@narcissistectomy5134]

I always wanted to have a suit case handcuffed to wrist. That’s not a real joke, it’s a filler for when my list is bending up.

[@gangsterdisciple759]

Narcissistectomy Did you write that wrong? Do I not understand the joke? Whats the deal here?

[@pokeherpro8]

"That... that joke was dumb, I'm aware of that." Man I wish he was still here.

[@BIGDROC99]

My favorite Hedberg joke

[@ashimrat]

I wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Then I'm gonna put pins into all the locations that I've traveled to. But first, I'm gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map, so it won't fall down.

[@shady610]

Lmao. Hadn't heard that one.

[@rickbrenner6079]

You can claim that as your own, as I've never heard Mitch tell that joke before, LOL:)

[@madteyahoo]

Classic

[@JungleScene]

holy shit thats a genius bit

[@ashimrat]

@@shady610 haha! Its on his CD Mitch All Together

[@creekandseminole]

Mitch still making us laugh

[@themaharishi8160]

He was one of a kind. Zero agenda other than giving people a good laugh. Most comics just say true things that are really horrible when you actually think about them. Not that I have a problem with that.

[@Roadrash03]

F

[@JCourts2k23]

Growing up, I remember seeing him on TV, and really love this comedy. Later on I found out that he had passed away several years ago, and I couldn’t believe it

[@jamesallen4588]

My favorite: Dufresne, party of two; Dufresne, party of two. The Dufresnes are missing. Who can eat at a time like this?

[@docholliday6338]

What's with Arties hands?

[@jefflindeman]

“A date rapist has to have way more charm than a regular rapist.” Sooo Norm! 🤣

[@i12C.]

I hear the Dufrane family is still missing.

[@lawrenceshdow]

Omg.. You just reminded me of a very nice person I worked with in st. Paul. They went to school with Mitch and were his friends later. They are literally the Dufreins. Mitch told them that he used their name so it was about them. This lady told me that story no less than 500 times. 😆 she was very proud of that fact. I'm happy to report though, the dufreins are perfectly safe.

[@nickeames2133]

Who can eat at a time like this

[@justinrichards5746]

Bush, search party of 3

[@i12C.]

@Fino Menezes LOL!

[@cxze12]

I didn't get this joke.

[@leftylongshorts6906]

"If you are flamable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit."

[@thisismagacountry1318]

Flammable

[@leftylongshorts6906]

@@thisismagacountry1318 Use a period. If you're going to correct someone, do it properly.

[@thisismagacountry1318]

@@leftylongshorts6906 It's not a sentence. Nice try, though. You won't be needing a refund for that public school education.

[@leftylongshorts6906]

@@thisismagacountry1318 So you just go around and correct people's mistakes while hiding behind a computer? Lol hilarious.

[@user-hn9fl3mx5h]

THIS IS #MAGA COUNTRY It’s not a sentence, but you have to admit it looks incorrect to end a statement without a period.

[@riizm]

Mitch is my favorite comedian of all time. Dude is just a masterpiece.

[@joshlewis575]

@Celtic 67 still is. Great thing about being a famous artist of any sort, forever live on

[@jhaz89]

And it's so great because it has nothing to do with anything. No political shit and never making jabs at other people. It's just one random joke after another. No other comedian like him.

[@keisi1574]

@@jhaz89 He is the best.

[@johns7530]

"When I did acid, I would see things, like beams of light. And I would hear things, that sounded a lot like car horns". Long live Mitch!

[@PuppySubotic]

You could see through all Bullshit . Like butter is way better than margarine.

[@johns7530]

@@PuppySubotic lol that dude had so many short jokes like that one that were simple but brilliant... nobody quite like him. And if he didn't have that stoner delivery, would not have been nearly as funny!

[@drygordspellweaver8761]

Beings* of light

[@johns7530]

@@drygordspellweaver8761No it is indeed "beams". That's why "car horns" was a brilliant follow up, he was talking about seeing cars with their lights on, honking at him! 🤣

[@drygordspellweaver8761]

@@johns7530 works better with "beings" because the car beams are appearing as apparitions while on acid. The car horns is the punchline that clarifies he is out on the streets.

[@TheBrettFarrelly]

I like to throw a toothpick in the Forrest and yell “you’re home”

[@AT-jq2ve]

"Look how big you once were!"

[@joshlewis575]

The way he says you're home is classic

[@TheBrettFarrelly]

Josh Lewis it was all his delivery man most of his jokes are dad joke cringe being told by a normal person

[@joshlewis575]

@@TheBrettFarrelly the way he'd wave his arms to show the toothpick home sells it. He is great, absolutely hilarious. And I know it's tragic but he lived how he wanted no matter what. Which as long as you're not hurting someone else, is admirable

[@TheBrettFarrelly]

Josh Lewis kept all his venom to himself and put out positive

[@VikingPickles]

"You can't please all the people all the time, and last night all those people were at my show!"

[@v.v.7522]

An escalator can never break, it can only become stairs... sorry for the convenience

[@honest_noise]

one of my faves

[@broodypie2216]

Escalator is now Stairs

[@krggamer]

I saw an escalator blocked off because it was broken, I was annoyed yet amused all at once... RIP Mitch, still with us making us laugh.

[@3SIXTYPROD]

Vincent Vellucci wow that’s deep

[@JohnQGames]

Whenever I see an escalator not on, I think of Mitch 😊

[@douglasdog1]

“I bought a 2 bedroom house, but it’s up to me how many bedrooms are in it isn’t it? This bedroom has an oven in it!”

[@NathanaelGreer]

douglasdog1 thanks man for nothing ass clown

[@caitthecat]

"One of my bedrooms is in that guy's house."

[@Ironhandjohn]

@@caitthecat "Excuse me, sir, I believe you have one of my bedrooms..."

[@RataStuey]

This bedroom is aka a hallway

[@mattwatts33]

“A burrito is a sleeping bag for ground beef.”

[@garad123456]

More like tortilla

[@jasongalbreath1131]

My sister wanted to be an actress, now she lives in a trailer. It's like she made it half way.

[@nowaythatnamewastakn]

"She's an actress, she just never gets called to the set."

[@finished6267]

Well at least she has her own trailer. Bit players get like a quarter trailer.

[@RataStuey]

Ha!

[@lpr5269]

Yeah, she's an actress that never gets called on to the set.

[@elvis316]

This is a picture of me when I was younger. All pictures are of you when you were younger.

[@michaelrodriguez3129]

elvis316 ...show me a picture when you were older.....Hey! Where’d you get that camera?! Lol , great joke

[@ShermanSitter]

"It's about time someone said that" -Mitch after telling that joke. :)

[@Olm9]

Favourite joke!!

[@jbaltaji5723]

So great 🧡

[@kurokaze511]

"Henderson search party of four, you can eat when you find the DuFrienes." RIP Mitch.

[@KazeVongola]

Mitch was a wholesome comic, you always felt better after listening to his bits.

[@xafbxmoto269]

Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak man, if you’re wearing a turtleneck and a backpack it’s like a midgets trying to take you down. RIP Mitch

[@gregorsamsa1364]

*weak mIdget

[@TheUprightLuthier-1959]

....all day!

[@ivansmith9228]

"I think Pringles initial intention was to make tennis balls"

[@wkcave]

Darryl Weathers but on that day they got a shipment of potatoes instead. Fuck it!!! Cut em up!!!!

[@kahwigulum]

Fuck it! Cut em up!

[@jumustube7515]

wk cave and Pringle’s is a laid back company so they said...

[@gokblok]

FUCKIT--CUTTEMUP

[@brokeandbored85]

Never heard of Mitch before now, can't stop watching his stand up now

[@RDhali]

Ah man so envious, I wish I could experience his comedy for the first time again

[@IanCrouse]

The irony is that he died on Aprils Fools Day and we all thought it was a joke.

[@wesm2947]

Enjoy him my friend. I remember when I first found out about him. I watched his stand up for days

[@jessecampbell2676]

That's what's beautiful about comedy. Let's you discover joy though different points of view. Mitch is much like a litmus test when it comes to comedy like Norm MacDonald. If you don't find them funny, you'll never understand the geniuses of comedy

[@Eric_the_miserable_midget]

Samuel H-H we try forget we heard of Steven wright

[@angelbayo7683]

"Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a really cool Opotamus?"😂😂😂😂

[@tswrench]

"I'm cocky and I also believe in reincarnation. When I go to a museum, I say, 'I might have made that.'"

[@MC-nj9qx]

Mitch is a legendary comedian, no question. It's appropriate that the video ends with a Norm MacDonald joke, who will also be recognized as legendary with time, if not already.

[@Actiomedey]

Norm is a little too out there for most people to appreaciate.

[@rickc2102]

Oh my God, it's another dead hooker!

[@hawaiidispenser]

Mitch, Norm, Stern, and Brian Regan... My favorite comedians. Sebastian is awesome too.

[@wildkeith]

Almost all of his material falls flat. He's a funny guy, but there's a reason he never got far in his career.

[@matthewbacque1622]

Love that Mitch is still making people laugh ❤️

[@Hayyden]

*Mitch: "I did not lose a leg in Vietnam so that I could serve hot dogs to teenagers."* Kelso: but you got both your legs, Frank.. *Mitch: "Like I said, I did not lose a leg in Vietnam so I could serve hot dogs to teenagers."*

[@lazylion420]

fucking legendary

[@TheAbrunqaj]

I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long. Mitch.

[@EvertfromNederland]

Mitch made that show better.

[@briandavis55]

I didn't realize until maybe 10 years later and getting into comedy that Mitch was Frank on that 70's show. It would have been even better if he was a recurring character.

[@23bitchris60]

@@EvertfromNederland he was only in one episode and he was in it for like 30 seconds.

[@YaBoyRagnarsty]

If you want to know how good a comedian Mitch Hedberg was, just listen to the way some of the greats talk about him. RIP Mitch. We used to miss you, man. We still do, but we used to too.

[@thescoobymike]

I've heard that last Norm story a million times and it's still hilarious

[@JohnnyBNerdy]

"I saw this wino eating grapes, and I was like 'dude, you have to wait'" -- first Mitch joke I ever heard, about 2 weeks after I lost it all in hurricane Katrina. I was immediately a fan. Made me laugh when I was at my lowest. Miss you, Mitch!

[@chillinlikebobdylan1979]

I miss Mitch Hedberg .. I was eating a Swiss cheese sandwich , “is it any good ?”.... every now and again ...

[@jessecampbell2676]

Very few people will really get this 😅😅😅😎😎👍👍👍👍👍

[@xnxtlvlx4194]

"When I was a kid, I used to lie awake in my twin bed and wonder where my brother was." -Mitch RIP

[@mojojojo3141]

What a blessing to be able to tell stories about Mitch and Norm and all these other fantastic people. Artie lived a life

[@Deeplycloseted435]

I LOVE mitch.....still listen all the time. I put him on in the car, and watch the gears turn in my 12 year old’s head as she listens and inevitably laughs about five seconds later.

[@charlescarter4608]

Lol...that's cute

[@jessecampbell2676]

That's beautiful honestly

[@dannymartial7997]

I get so happy seeing comedians reminiscing on Mitch Hedberg. I miss him.

[@BrockLanders]

“I went to the doctor. All he did was suck blood from my neck. Do NOT go see Dr.Acula.”

[@MrStrawberryfields4]

Will always be my favorite of his.

[@teopini]

I finally got this joke

[@Chris-js6oz]

😂😂😂 brilliant!

[@ashimrat]

Scrubs took this from him!!! love it

[@mab8485]

What if a drummer accidentally played with magic wands? “One and a two and a three and a 4!” Oh shit... my bass player is now a can of soup

[@EasyyyDoesIt]

"I like Kit-Kats unless I'm with four or more people." RIP Mitch.

[@jakrazzer1768]

The letters printed on the candy bar robs you of chocolate !!!

[@SupermanNew52]

Kit Kats never had a dash symbol. Mandela Effect.

[@julioarroyos4510]

I like Swiss cheese. Unless I’m with four or more people....

[@HexNottingham]

I have a coworker that lives in Baltimore that had tickets to see Mitch Hedberg in person and was waiting in line at the venue with friends when an Improv employee informed them that he had passed away the nyte before. It was so hard to convince them because the people had a hard tyme believing that it wasn't an April Fools joke. Obviously, it seemed surreal to them as the realisation slowly lead to shock and then heartbreak. Gods, what a loss. "Don't give up, Mitchell. Please try again! An inspirational message from your friends at Yoplait. Fruit on the bottom, hope on top."

[@NickSpaloss]

For those wondering, Joe Used Legion of skanks' place in NY while he was there for the fights

[@LouisGerbercapacitacion]

Was wondering

[@micjr21]

I'm like wtf. When did the set change.

[@derrickdamewood2596]

Yeah I’m like what happened to Jimmy Hendrix and the flag?

[@bgs5712]

Thank uuuu....couldn’t figure it out

[@king_ka0s416]

I was wondering lol right on for looking out for ppl like me yo lol

[@Ctothebg]

“ I like rice, rice is good for when your hungry and want 2,000 of something” Im so glad I saw him in February 2005 at the uptown theatre in KC. I understand what Artie is talking about here as he was talking to the microphone cord throughout the show. He passed 3 weeks after that show. RIP to a legend ❤️

[@MrEScience]

"A duck loves bread but he does not have the capacity to buy a loaf..."

[@nyar5863]

I find that a duck's oppinion of me greatly hinges on whether I have bread or not.

[@Katya_Lastochka]

😢😢😢

[@codyjones1098]

Mitch Hedberg was incredible in his observation of modern life!

[@justinman114]

Mitch is my favorite comedian of all time. Such a simple genius.

[@rodrigoodonsalcedocisneros9266]

Both Norm and Mitch were unique voices in comedy. Hope people keep on carrying the legacy of their style of comedy.

[@RigatoniMadMax]

It’s really good to see Artie looking so great 😁

[@josh_yep.]

Artie is a genius. He always makes me laugh, especially when he talks about Norm. Thankfully, he can't go 5 minutes without talking about Norm.

[@ReinEngel]

I'm so glad that Mitch became a legend among his peers.

[@ScottParisi]

I've seen this clip half a dozen times and laugh just as hard each time. Mitch Hedberg is an absolute legend.

[@agreen182]

Acid was my favorite drug. It really opened up my mind. When I was on acid, I would see things, like beams of light. And hear sounds that sounded an awful lot like car horns

[@dcmiguel7777]

agreen182 the promising to prevent forest fires was my favorite part of that joke

[@uremawifenowdave]

I wish he had just stuck to Acid. Heroin is definitely a step in the wrong direction.

[@forktaildevil38j44]

Every time i have a club sandwich it reminds me of Hedberg. " Frilly toothpicks, im for 'em "

[@everyvillainislemons7583]

Forktaildevil38J and in the middle we shall dump - chips

[@jakrazzer1768]

And if you don’t like them.....then YOU’RE NOT IN THE FUCKING CLUB !

[@BGlasnost]

This club is formed! Spread the news on menus nationwide

[@senseicorey9979]

Got to see Mitch live. Never laughed so hard in my life

[@stevenrogersfineart4224]

Hedberg was awesome. I'm so glad we have his performances on KZbin 😀

[@misfitramone]

My favorite was the I'm staying in a hotel, I don't want to give away the name. But there are two trees involved!

[@sushi_glory_hole]

misfitramone the girl at the front desk gave me her number-it’s zero.

[@misfitramone]

@@sushi_glory_hole I tried to call her from home and some other lady answered!

[@josephpk4878]

My favourite comedian of all time. He must have been a hilarious friend to hang out with. Dreaming is hard work. One minute you're sleeping, the next minute, you gotta build a go-cart with your ex-landlord.

[@joanrey6103]

Mitch is a legend

[@marleyjanim5033]

Bigtime legend

[@bernhardtsen74]

@@marleyjanim5033 I love how often he would come on Letterman show!shame about his heroine addiction!

[@billie_vanilli]

@Anthony Swiss So sorry for whatever he did to you.

[@bricecate]

"I might buy a fedora.....been thinking about buying a fedora....so if you ever see me wearing a fedora....I DID."

[@bigrobrooks6869]

And that fat comic was Jim Gaffigan.

[@slomofome14]

Hmm 🤔 He used to be in my top 5, now he’s super sjw n just gone off the deep end w his political bs

[@MsFitVegan]

I tried to walk into target but I missed 😭

[@christopher19894]

"I'm getting sick of following my dreams. I think I'm gonna ask them where they're going and hook up later."

[@ZanzibarBreeze]

I really wish Mitch had overcome his drug troubles. 😭

[@Alvan81]

I didnt really know who Mitch was until later. I would hear clips of him here there. When I googled him to try and find more material, I realized he had passed away. I really felt like somebody had punched me in the gut. I still do. And I still Drink "Dr. Pepper's less successful brother, Mr. PIBB, who never finished college".

[@shaunmichaelchase]

Artie is such a great story teller. Miss him on Stern.

[@phukyew14]

"My apartment is infested with Kuala Bears, it is the cutest infestation ever."

[@pizzamon795]

Come here fellas, let me hold one of ya.

[@angie2017]

I miss Mitch so much it hurts. I am so glad Artie is still with us and is staying clean. God Bless you Artie and RIP Mitch. They were right ,you were a genius comic it's a shame your genius couldn't save you from being and addict.

[@mudvayne20056969]

Holy shit I couldn't recognize Artie until he started talking. He actually looks sober!

[@bighuge1060]

Yes, he looks happier and healthier. So glad for him.

[@robertrigertjr.4943]

Artie Lang looking clear eyed and so great sober. love seeing it.He comes off like a totally different person. What a testament for sobriety.. Beautiful

[@wesinsarasota3828]

I only came to the comment section for more Mitch Hedberg jokes. I thought there'd be more... An escalator can't break... They can only become stairs. Sorry for the convenience

[@DapperCracker512]

Pound for Pound Hedberg one of the GOATS.

[@lostpockets2227]

there is no 'sorry, temporarily out of order' sign for an escalator, it is a 'sorry, temporarily stairs' sign

[@TheZachShack]

If you are flamable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit

[@tylersmith7906]

I bought a donut they gave me receipt for that donut I said we dont need to bring ink and paper into this.

[@Whizite94]

I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, “You’re gonna have to move, you’re blocking a fire exit.” As though if there was a fire, I wasn’t gonna run. If you’re flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit. -mitch

[@blakenorthrup]

Norm and Mitch = greatness😂😂

[@kahwigulum]

"Go around!" You might have a knob on the other side... but over here it's flat!

[@dopedrums]

1:19 I like how he quickly explained the joke to the deaf crowd too

[@berkmacklyn4906]

🤣🤣🤣

[@johnnydabs4855]

Mitch was a boss He's buried just up the road from me Wish he could have tamed his demons

[@ucanemailleo]

L K ....he was just dying to say it!

[@jeffjeff6746]

RIP Mitch...RIP Norm...Artie beating the odds.

[@matte6352]

Artie is looking really goddamn good now that he’s cleaned up.

[@drmatt357]

He does but he looks different. I can't figure it out. He has this Asian look ore something...

[@Turbochapman]

@@drmatt357 its his new nose and teeth

[@jessecampbell2676]

Yeah except the collapsed face lmao no judging. This is coming from another heroin addict in recovery. I was just lucky enough to get that kick in the ass before my nose fell off lol

[@jessecampbell2676]

@@drmatt357 ...I think it was..... Asian... They were speaking a different language it sounded kind of.....uh asiaaaaan.

[@RaininMortars]

Got a ring or something around tip of his nose....plus white , short hair

[@BluDemonOzzy]

Hedburg was the king of making simple amazing. Sometimes you can loose an audience if you have a joke with multiple transitions to it, but when you're going joke for joke for joke. You're creating a situation were people have to pay attention and it keeps them laughin. Sometimes short is sweet. RIP man, I don't think I'll rest in peace. I'm pretty sure I'm going to rest loudly.

[@pizzamon795]

I don't have a girlfriend, i just know a girl that would get really upset if she heard me say that

[@charc0al_tv]

Mitch and Norm, two legends who can never be replaced

[@stephenmartinez4203]

Norm and Mitch are some of those comics who aren’t exactly recognized by the average person but among comics they’re revered as gods

[@JaysStraightUpReviews]

Hedberg was a unique talent, viewing things around him from the perspective of a high person and translating what he saw to others.

[@caitthecat]

"I got my hair highlighted because I believe some strands are more important than others."

[@williamheinbuch]

This explains a LOT! I’ve been seeing so much mitch hedberg stuff in recommended on youtube lately... now i know why.

[@richy12377]

“Dogs are forever in the push up position, gimme 20 dog I can see that you’re ready”

[@afrog2666]

"I love an escalator man, because an escalator can never break, they can only become stairs" When Hedberg said that I fucking cried, that man`s delivery was SO fucking good!

[@7Be]

"I took a birth control pill once because I thought it was a vicodin. Some lady gave it to me at a show. I didn't have a baby, it worked" Sounds like a hedburg joke

[@damonfyfe5828]

That joke had me howling