Joe Rogan Experience

[@DG-gh9wc]

I’m sitting here with tears in my eyes thinking to myself if Artie can kick that shit it’s finally my turn I’m going to be using this a lot for motivation Thank you joe. Seriously Everyone who interacted with this , thank you. This is where the real faith in humanity exists, I love u guys .

[@CJLopez21]

I hope you do. Take care

[@averagejoe4932]

It may seem impossible but u can live a life without getting fucked up.

[@coffinspired3092]

Pullin' for ya bro.

[@Nahmanimkewl]

Good luck. Ive done it. You can too ❤

[@oldmanfivetimes]

I was looking for this comment. I couldnt agree more. If he can, we can. I'm so sick of being sick. I needed this podcast.

[@cphelps55]

When Artie has a mic in front of him it doesn’t get any better. Dudes been doing it for decades, felt like I was watching Stern again. Absolute legend!

[@604eign]

You couldn’t afford HowardTV back in the day, which would have been the only way to watch Artie... your cappin for the KZbin comments section 😑😆😆

[@Rocket9944]

He is horrible, how he ever made it is beyond me!

[@jreed136]

@@604eign I'm pretty sure I saw him on HBO or some shit on dish Network

[@effmerunning]

Rocket99 I agree. even on stern he wasn't funny.

[@Rocket9944]

@HeyJude , so making up i never listened that's your argument? I listened before Artie was on Stern, back in the day when the show was actually funny, the Jackie years!

[@guidines83]

Man, this was by far the funniest podcast (of all podcasts) in 2019, hands down. Love seeing Artie healthier and funnier than ever.

[@eddiesuarez4064]

Guido GL did you see ms. Pat.

[@danielwilson9724]

@@eddiesuarez4064 Miss Pat is the shit

[@roboCL0WN]

Preach!

[@markzubrovka7533]

Artie even funnier than before. Dude is awesome!

[@barlosxantana734]

Guido GL sad

[@CarrieMilburn]

I've always had a heart for Artie. He's an authentic human being and you just want to see him succeed.

[@LegionOfEclaires]

Best era of the Stern Show was with Artie.

[@lovecchio420]

Artie always made me laugh.

[@russie.russell]

Anyone even talking about Stern, these days????

[@lovecchio420]

@@russie.russell I still listen once and while when I'm playing games, mostly the Sternthology old shit.

[@DLITINTHEHOUSE]

Solid argument for sure.

[@dchex23]

Facts

[@scottycaps]

Coolest move on the planet...going to NY for Artie because he couldn't travel. That's some ambassador level shit, Joe.

[@jimminychristmas8100]

He was there already for the UFC fight at Madison Square Garden.

[@Myles720]

@@jimminychristmas8100 I know but going a day early was a nice gesture even though it might not be a big deal.

[@wasabisquad2790]

I thought this was a new studio 😂😂😂

[@wasabisquad2790]

I was wondering why people weren’t commenting about the location

[@Myles720]

@@wasabisquad2790 I only knew he was in NY for this Artie interview because he said during his podcast with Edward Norton earlier in the week what his podcast schedule for the rest of the week. I'm sure you're not alone.

[@thetotaldepravity]

This guy is hilarious. Don't die on us Artie, stay clean.

[@aldavis8266]

RIP

[@DursunX]

i miss artie from stern.. but he would have died by now. so i guess clean artie is better than no artie

[@thetotaldepravity]

@Blue&Green There comes a time when a man must shun the brown. Think he has enough stories saved.

[@christopherrabaldo3377]

He's amazing again. Funniest man alive. Thank God he's back. Artie always comes back. Love you Artie.

[@thoughtsonpaper2]

I enjoy hearing Artie's stories as well... always have since Stern. I don't mean to get dark here, but if he would have died at his height on the Stern show... he might have become something of a legend. Kind of like Cobain who timed his death just right to become a legend. Just thinking unpopular thoughts out loud. Don't mind me.

[@itstandan]

Artie’s gambled so much that he’s morphed into Kenny Rogers

[@lionandthewolff]

Oh man that's good

[@billwhelan466]

hahhaahahahhahahahahahahahha

[@deelow8585]

Ya he dead

[@mannymills6219]

Line of the year

[@mannymills6219]

@Gabriel Lozornio omg I didn't even notice, fuck man that was awesome. Lol

[@ronaldtartaglia4459]

God, I miss him on stern. That era was radio gold.

[@kyle2]

Legendary radio

[@msawyer110]

Its funny cause the podcasts now are better.

[@kyle2]

@@msawyer110 than radio in general, yes, but imo nothing can beat some of those stern shows. Podcasts these days arent the same. You don't have the feeling of knowing theres millions of other people all laughing at the same time.

[@privatepyle4257]

Him and beetlejuice was some of the funniest stuff I've ever heard.

[@rickrick6933]

He made the show at many times

[@ionutionut8343]

Artie Lange: I'm finally off heroin and recovering gambling addict. Joe Rogan: I have the same struggle with video games.

[@saeedajaib]

It can get bad, missing work to play pokemon, stealing your mothers jewelry to buy V-bucks. It's no joke

[@arcticwolf8313]

Sa Jeeuh There are people who've spent over 10K on micro transactions on one game.

[@saeedajaib]

@@arcticwolf8313 ye i know i was just having a little fun.

[@cdai216]

He’s talking about having an obsessive personality lmaoo

[@sdr90137]

I once spent 80 dollars on class of clans. It was embarrassing

[@gmic56ify]

I really hope this cat stays clean. He's funny af and down to earth.

[@aphysique]

4 Sho

[@shaun8667]

F all you saying the he won’t last shit..you people are ugly nasty people. It’s incredible how awful people can be..why would ANYONE wish nothing but success to his fellow neighbor..scumbags

[@AnthonyBara-l5c]

i have been saying that for maybe 20 years ,, SAD

[@TheGreatAlan75]

I don't care what ANYBODY says, "DIRTY WORK" is one of the funniest movies I've ever watched!

[@robacdc1977]

Did you ever say you can see why women find Sean Connery attractive? Noooooo

[@colinmontgomery1956]

It is a great movie.

[@Mr_Chode]

I remember watching that movie when It came out lol I was 11. Great movie.

[@colinmontgomery1956]

@@Mr_Chode , so, you're 33?

[@Mr_Chode]

@@colinmontgomery1956 32

[@yukoncharlie2]

This is the absolute best version of Artie I've ever seen.

[@jadezee6316]

considering the guy is a junkie and a scam artist for 30 years...aint saying much

[@cloud_monkey422]

Jade Zee show me on the doll where uncle Artie hurt you

[@jefftezos]

Really great to see him in a better place. Rooting for the guy for sure.

[@Ziontrainism]

"I lost 3 fiancees because of heroin. Heroin saved me a lot of money" I love you, Artie.

[@ElVaquero19]

He said the same jokes on Legion of Skanks

[@jacobcook7]

He's doing hacky material instead of doing an interview.

[@RichardSmith-q1h]

I ran on opiates for 40 yrs no couch drooling 3 jobs no problem I'm 72 it takes 28 days then you're back 3 days withdrawal if you will see God gave you back

[@jace2802]

Keep up the lying baby gorilla 😂

[@OPSavage2000]

Im a recovering heroin addict .... I turned my life around and now im 2 years and 2 months sober and i loved this episode because i related to so much !

[@colinreid7259]

Well done, good luck in the future

[@iTzJustConnorxD]

Keep it up brother! Good on you!

[@6ixlink]

Keep it up homie! 1 day at a time! Game on!

[@squarehammer4619]

Congrats. I'm 3 years 3 months. Anyone can get clean if you want to. Good for anyone who stays clean and is working on their sobriety. It's the hardest thing you'll ever do

[@MultiSanchez1995]

Congratulations!!! That is very impressive! Two years two months is a long time you have tremendous will power

[@jackiebird4336]

Doubt you’ll see this but I’m 7 days clean from all drugs. I love you Art thank you for the help.

[@adamclark9004]

How are ya doin now

[@sabian630]

I hope you’re well man.

[@pronto1153]

This is actually one of my all time favorite JRE. Joe is chillin and Artie is being funny as hell!

[@SuperDodoe]

Yeah every time jre opens his pie hole he fcks up Artie's flow. STFU already...nobody wants to hear u fake laugh

[@Blackhearts60]

@@SuperDodoe Man I was real laughing and I wasn't even in the room with him, I don't think its a fake laugh lol

[@SuperDodoe]

@@Blackhearts60 I just hate joebrogan

[@Blackhearts60]

@@SuperDodoe Fair enough

[@PolymerJones]

Lol yes

[@petehallgrimson1204]

I could listen to Artie's stories all day, every day. Glad he's doing so well, I hope he keeps it up. Great guy.

[@forthedoggiesguitars2277]

"If I put a five dollar bet on a roulette table right now, by tomorrow morning I'd be running guns to Cuba." Artie has good lines.

[@jdiamond1952]

For the Doggies Guitars he should do stand up comedy!

[@realkushman]

Artie snorted his best lines

[@megalo1842]

Wtf haha was reading the comment an it was the part in the vid simultaneously

[@EarthWalkerOne]

If his voice wasn't the same, i wouldn't believe this was Artie.

[@Trapinnewyork44]

I know what happened to his face?

[@Trapinnewyork44]

@Caleb drugs? I honestly don't remember, it's been years

[@e.l.norton]

I gotta agree. This looks nothing like Artie. He looks healthy. But, the shape of the face, everything, none of it looks like Artie.

[@kellyharris8976]

I was just about to comment the same. Crazy, man.

[@thepowerofmyth]

Bet if u saw him now you'd recognize him.. 😔

[@ERam0912]

“I stopped to smell the roses. And they had cocaine on them.”

[@Chris-ex5ed]

Lmao that was funny shit

[@InvestBetter.]

"I stopped to smell the roses BECAUSE they had cocaine on them....."

[@VerbalFurball2]

Dhe Nose-Snorting Experience

[@wscottb1]

The revival of Artie Lange is nothing short of a miracle. It’s really truly amazing that he is alive and doing well. Keep it up 👍🏻 Artie

[@colinp724]

Totally agree! He looks like a new man! Sounds good looks healthy looks happy and still funny as fuck! You’re the man Artie please keep it going!!!!

[@mcfprospect]

I remember , the first i ever heard of artie was on "This is not happening" and he talks about how additced he was that on "Madtv" i believe . He was talking about getting this crazy pig makeup done for a skit and everytime he had to do a bump he would just rip the snout off 😭😭💀💀 im glad hes cleaning up now 🤘

[@jaepuente1]

“My FedEx guy is a drug dealer and doesn’t know it.” 😂

[@Kylethejobber]

Please have Artie back on

[@charlesseeley9747]

Stay strong Artie Lange. You deserve to live. We love the hell out of you. Stay humble and clean.

[@Coupe.life951]

Seeing artie happy n sober on this show just made my day

[@aphysique]

Ditto

[@mikeridgland4783]

Ditto x2

[@mfmax3452]

A lot of them relapse ... again ... and again ... and again ..... I hope this isn’t the case

[@msawyer110]

Me 2

[@johnfigueiredo9154]

Big facts! Truly made me feel good keep it up Artie!

[@Cameron-uw6cl]

He has the feel of someone who just woke up from a coma and is just happy to see the sun again

[@213byron]

Cameron he’s been reborn.

[@CharlesVanNoland]

I hope he sees this comment. It's "keep-going-fuel".

[@martinmonette7114]

Some addicts do see light and when they do it's beautiful to witness.

[@grafterhutch]

"I stopped to smell the roses in life and they had cocaine on them" I think he's somehow even funnier than he was before. Way to go Artie 🙌

[@gabrielrivera537]

Audio not as good as normal Jre but I loved this pod as an addict helped me and very inspirational thanks joe and Artie

[@Machiave11i]

This is probably the best I've seen Artie look ever. His skin looks good, his voice sounds good, his weight is down and he seems like he's really cleared some hurdles.

[@matt8797]

“Those chicks look like the ‘86 Celtics” 😭😭

[@DavidTeleiosis]

Dead! 😆

[@DAC2791]

Fucking in tears 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣

[@AaronJNosbisch]

Jamie: What should we do for the first episode post Sober October? Joe: ...let’s call Artie

[@FantomL0rd]

@Seth Organs Beats off Jaime*

[@killswitchrulez00]

Jamie’s a made guy now.

[@TheZombie13777]

I hope artie gets his nose fixed poor bastards been through alot I know it's a reminder to him but I hate to see him jacked up

[@sas103]

I completed sober October. Went to rehab lmao. non intentional now i look back at it. the sober obtober thing

[@willywilson1206]

And we all win.

[@ryanpugh1100]

Artie gave me a lot of hope. I'm sure I'm not the only one.

[@enmeterdumheter]

Im also here bro!

[@mummy.d3ar3st85]

One day at a time. ♡🙏

[@evilinme1]

Best of luck to you all.

[@Deezy415]

Facts

[@eltoro969]

Same here. 50. Trying to kick alcohol.

[@Errcyco]

Artie is a comedy hero. I love the dude. I hope he's happy and I hope he gets whatever he wants, good or bad. Dude has brought me a lot of happiness.

[@Jerry-b7f]

Yeah the guy has had me rolling countless times over the years. Even during this appearance.

[@sabotage7369]

“The last time I was nine months clean, I was nine months old” damnit Artie

[@benjones6103]

Not actually the truth of what he said, but you be you.

[@justinkassel4000]

105 days clean from heroin today!

[@thomasmitchell4128]

Hows it going? Still going strong?

[@areal1942]

@@thomasmitchell4128 relapse

[@thomasmitchell4128]

@@areal1942 that's a shitty thing to suggest

[@bmunsky]

@@areal1942 You have to be a child. Live a little longer before you post ignorant shit like this.

[@areal1942]

@@bmunsky ill be 30 so eat me and the shitty thing is the truth and the statistics arent exactly in the addicts favor sorry if the truth hurts. I gave him an oppurtunity to prove me wrong and i wpuld be the first to congratulate him if he was still clean trust me just the reality of this beast called addiction.

[@thomasbabilon9146]

I would love to see uncle Joey Diaz do a Church episode with Artie.

[@Darin.Hilbern]

Oh man they would go great together!

[@aaroncarrillo9992]

fck yeah!

[@GorGob]

Diaz does not listen.

[@drumitar]

That might explode the internet

[@user-ft2em6yh6y]

GorGob lul wat

[@Dave1979z]

"If I bet $5 at a table, by tomorrow morning I'll be running guns to Cuba" 😂😂😂

[@GMPGMP-jp5ut]

I believe Artie when says that too lol

[@VinnyDoesLife]

_"I did a podcast in my livingroom... I was late 18 times."_ - *Artie Lange*

[@someguy9471]

LMFAO that shit had me on the ground in tears man great episode very funny🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏

[@JustAnotherWeirdHuman]

Hahahah

[@grim_cataha_V2]

Artie has told that joke atleast 400 times now

[@fredlebhart1393]

Chris worth it

[@VerbalFurball2]

Artie “Addicted To Dhe Lifestyle” Lange

[@BlackCapsulefilmz]

This is one of the funniest jre's ive ever seen. Artie is a legend.

[@xCLIPxGODx]

Definitely a legend.

[@MrAppie9090]

Rogan isn't stoned out of his skull, it makes him a better listener. I really like this Rogan better then "giant apes" Rogan. Not to say that Artie isn't an absolute legend! I hope he stays on the wagon, but seeing past results it doesn't look promising

[@Volkbrecht]

@@MrAppie9090 This was basically Joe giving cues, the show was totally run by Artie. Good thing though, I didn't know him. I guess I'm a fan now :)

[@MrAppie9090]

@@Volkbrecht true, but there are other episodes where he seems to get stuck on a throwaway line halfway during a point a guest is making, and after the guest is done talking he goes on a tangent completely missing the point/joke. Check his legion of skanks episode for examples. Don't get me wrong, I still think he has a great podcast

[@solidtank7957]

Yes this instantly became one of the funniest shows of them all and that's saying a lot. I hope this happens again soon somehow.

[@billdelfera8580]

"I used to do drugs. I still do. But I used to too." -Mitch Hedberg

[@nastynick7392]

Classic, Rice is good when you're hungry and want to eat 2000 of somthing, RIP MITCH

[@GankWater]

Escalator temporarily stairs, sorry for the convenience.

[@ESYLFE]

"A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer"

[@jessicagates7660]

"The Dufranses are missing. Who can eat at a time like this?" "Bush search party of three!"

[@RIVURSTIX666]

Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only one you can get yelled at for having. Goddamn it Otto, you are an alcoholic! Goddamn it Otto, you have Lupus! One of those two doesn't sound right. - (also) Mitch Hedberg

[@Pretty-flyforawifi]

Artie can always make me laugh November 2024

[@kevintwomeyimages]

I always thought One morning I’d wake up and hear that Artie Lange had died from an overdose... very happy to see him clean and able to help others get clean.

[@provoloneguy5625]

during the Stern years he got pretty close..

[@trissloan2340]

Artie took care of a lot of people and financially helped them out when he was on top and never sought publicity for it. Has a heart 2,000 times bigger than all his addiction problems.🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🐠🐠🐠🐠💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎

[@cdoudt2017]

I want to see Artie and Joey Diaz together on a podcast

[@Chris-ex5ed]

Hell yeah this needs to be up voted

[@aschraub9897]

its already happened actually! Joey was on Artie's podcast back in the day its short clips tho but its still comedy gold XD kzbin.info/www/bejne/pZPRl5yJndamfMk

[@vgmrevisited832]

I don’t think my abdominals could handle that.

[@cdoudt2017]

@@aschraub9897 yeah I used to watch his show, but it was a long time ago Joey and Artie had to be filtered being on TV

[@Haterator]

Do you want our universe to explode? This is too much power for only one dimension!

[@liveclassictunes]

My favourite era of the Stern Show included this hilarious person... I wish him all the best.

[@CCitis]

Stern show died when he left

[@JoeSmith-ci2nr]

Artie is the man. He's hilarious and is awesome at telling stories.

[@coshannon]

It's arties voice with this person I've never seen before.

[@whenboysetsfire1]

Seriously.. looks nothing like him. Looks like fucking, Kenny Rodgers

[@dannyt3668]

@@whenboysetsfire1 😂

[@SinisterMinister]

For real, weird

[@waynekerr2472]

@@SinisterMinister yea I can't get over it that's not him

[@chetpifer9383]

So well said

[@ghostphoto1789]

Joe: You ever try DMT? Artie: I'm more of a heroin man myself

[@NomadicaCinematics]

right lol! have you seen this tho? kzbin.info/www/bejne/fYKUd6B-prJlgpo&t=

[@Boddah.]

Hilariously fucked up 😂

[@snodrod420]

Bro that gutted me lol

[@marksmith8732]

It may cure his addictions

[@NomadicaCinematics]

@Cap Archer like Garth Brooks

[@Snow601Man]

I have 14months off of a 4 year iv herion binge. I went through about $175,000, a house i basically traded for heroin and 2 cars. In the end, my 3rd staph infection entered my spine and after 2 surgeries- 92 days in hospital getting antibiotics every 4 hours iv. Learning to walk again was a bitch. Nothing can ever compare to the high of herion or the thrill of the lifestyle. But...nothing compares to the lows of withdrawal and the jails or institutions or coffins that horse is going to take you to. Thank you Artie and Joe. I watch these podcasts and uncle joey too. Yall help get me through. Love n Respect from South Mississippi.

[@lolacookie453]

Snow Man wow that’s rough story, stay strong!

[@shinitaisenpai9057]

I have 200 days tomorrow after two years of smoking heroin and freebase. hope you're doing good, man.

[@txboy112233]

How do u get thru withdraws i wanna quit cold Turkey

[@shinitaisenpai9057]

@@txboy112233 dude, that's gonna be the toughest thing you've ever done in your entire life. you basically need somebody you completely trust to lock you up and take care of you, you can't do it on your own. don't ever go cold turkey, though. you have to taper off first, it also depends a lot on how and how much you use.

[@txboy112233]

@@shinitaisenpai9057 i cant fight with working out keeping my mind busy or working or taking night quilt for 5 days or take some xanex for five days and sleep..I'll do anything to get off I'm mit that far gone. Yet I'm on 2 fake 30mg oxy might be fentanyl..that's why im scared to cold Turkey and die

[@JasonNation72]

"The last time I was nine months sober, I was nine months old." -Artie Lange

[@richyyyyyy97]

Artie been shootin before he hit puberty

[@robbone4]

It's an old joke.

[@davidneumann2705]

I hardly think he was using any drugs before the age of 5 let alone 9 months

[@monroefuches2707]

@@davidneumann2705 Humor ain't your thing, eh?

[@bsh819]

@@davidneumann2705 Doesn't matter for the joke to work. At the age of 5 he would be 5 years sober (not nine months).

[@bradyosborne3986]

"If I put a 5 dollar bet on a roulette table right now, by tomorrow morning I'll be running guns to Cuba"

[@MongoLikeBeer]

@Tony D fo reeeaaal

[@theawesomer8587]

That Chris Farley story had me rolling. He was my favorite comedian of all time, RIP. I'm glad Artie is still with us and getting better.

[@Meatball2022]

God I hope he stays clean. He’s just an incredible talent. This was a great interview

[@stevieweebi]

I hope he doesn't fall back on heroin too, I've read up on Artie after watching this, seems he is still doing good.

[@stevieweebi]

@Mike Calvin, oh no! Not the *F word* !!, say it ain’t so.

[@chubbyninja842]

This was the funniest episode in a very long time.

[@IvanDaniel28]

ZombieTex I love the episodes with Ant & Jimmy

[@tomarthur7622]

I wouldn't be mad if there was a comedian every third episode.

[@tomarthur7622]

All the scientists and sociologists not why I'm on youtube.

[@tonystanfield]

Dude I agree! Artie had me rolling. The story of him and Norm McDonald looking after Chris Farley at the party was hilarious.

[@AlgoWorkshopcom]

"The problem with me is... everything escalates. If I put a $5 bet down on a roulette table, by tomorrow I'm running guns to Cuba." You can't teach that.

[@EricShina]

Pure comedy gold

[@VerbalFurball2]

Apparently, dhere/s a METHADONE to Artie Lange's madness..

[@jaybeeo1530]

“If I put a $5 bet on a roulette table, by tomo I’ll be running guns to Cuba.” 😂😂

[@DarkesLuk]

That had me dying man 😂😂😂

[@DarkesLuk]

I was like damn im not there yet thank god 😂

[@emanuelmcauliffe429]

I love this guy I hope he stays clean

[@wesleyhempoli5548]

Tomo??

[@MyHelpWanted]

Classic

[@jerryknuckles736]

I will have 3 years off heroin in January. Thanks artie!! I always come back to this podcast.

[@jenniferschneider6952]

Sending good vibes to you!!

[@michaelebert6461]

Same here Jan 15th

[@jerryknuckles736]

@@michaelebert6461 my nigga!

[@ginge7945]

@@jerryknuckles736 good for you bro! I've been clean 4 and half years and never looking back

[@jerryknuckles736]

@@ginge7945 im glad, man! Good for you too!! We're all good!

[@paidlife2016]

Joey Diaz and Artie need a podcast called cocaine cowboys.

[@KB8Killa]

paid life gold

[@tekk2987]

2 guys that love to talk alot just wouldn't work

[@NobleNemesis]

If Artie started hanging out with Joey, he'd be back into drugs in no-time. lol

[@ChemAndAdrenaline]

@@NobleNemesis Only thing Joey does now is smoke herb.

[@brendansavage9221]

@@ChemAndAdrenaline yeah but artie is in recovery indefinitely so he cant even be around anything, even herb

[@metalheadballer3398]

This is the first time I've genuinely believed artie was sober

[@matthewsisti4382]

Totally agree. First time since I've heard of him. For some reason I always felt like he would be sober one day. Maybe he's meant to be an example to us all on how low you can get and still recover.

[@jefferyorton1723]

Yeah, but all he can talk about is drugs. Not impressive at all.

[@davidrozycki2062]

Why?

[@JeremyFinlay]

@@jefferyorton1723 Well, when 90+% of your life is drugs...

[@jacobmarleyklm]

@@jefferyorton1723 if all you hear are drugs when hes telling his stories then you should learn to listen. The dudes telling you everyting he went through while doing all this shit.

[@SciA]

Notable Moments: 0:10:09 - Gambling Story 0:37:38 - Greg Giraldo at the William Shatner Roast 0:56:57 - ‘Too Fat To Fish’ audio book 1:07:04 - Snorting a line of glass 1:26:10 - The DEA Incident

[@professormancaptain4210]

You time stamped a Greg giraldo story. You're a goddamned hero, thanks.

[@DMTInfinity]

*Nice...!*

[@DMTInfinity]

Ohhhh, like ACTUAL glass. I thought you meant Meth. *X,D*

[@ethanking4954]

Bless you

[@Hootakai]

Da Man!! Thanks Brother 🙏

[@robertcosta394]

Artie is one of the BEST storytellers. Answers the questions with story’s that enhance the answers.

[@jopo7996]

Was that a podcast, or did Artie just do a tight 95 minute set?

[@Foogayzee]

Best AA speaker meeting ever

[@ramiroofaragon9323]

Seriously. Artie is a friggin savant.

[@gimmedaloot8168]

That's how he does podcasts that's how he talked on stern that's how he did his podcast

[@johnvelino]

Artie was drunk as fuck

[@msawyer110]

Was fire

[@charlesmoore8958]

Lets get Joey Coco and Artie Lang in the same room.

[@DRlFTIN]

Charles Moore Artie had Joey on his show a few years ago.

[@woahitstheillusion9749]

Joey's a fat liar

[@mrWeenerboy]

That’s a relapse trigger waiting to happen

[@woahitstheillusion9749]

@therealgoody "Joe Rogan I'm tellin ya I used to shoot pool with aliens who would sniff coke up their fucken asses I'm tellin ya Joe Rogan"

[@bodystomp5302]

What if they fed off each other and ended up inside a giant bag of blow?

[@ToothyBeej]

For Joe to travel to New Jersey for a podcast with a friend outside the limelight truly speaks volumes about his character.

[@Jet17-17]

I think Joe was in New York for the fights lol

[@ToothyBeej]

Yeah but to actually cross over into Jersey is a different story Ben! Haha yeah no, that's a good point. I forgot the fight was in New York

[@Bamboo4U2]

@@ToothyBeej You're making a valid point. I'd rather drive from NJ up through NY state and into Vermont than go anywhere near northeastern NJ / NYC.

[@hippa2dahoppa2]

@@Jet17-17 joe actually flew to ny (not far from this podcast place they are in now) to do anthony cumias podcast as well earlier this year. so he does do it for certain people rarely. people he truly considers his friends

[@Jet17-17]

@@hippa2dahoppa2 he didn't fly to NJ specifically to do this podcast. He literally says in one of the podcasts last week that he was gonna do one with Artie while he was in NY for thr fights at MSG.. but you must be Joe's assistant, my bad.

[@jseaux]

Dude, I’m really happy seeing Artie like this.

[@Sadeye92]

For 4 birthdays in a row all I wished for was to be able to stop drinking October 2019 was the first birthday in 4 years I did not have to make that same wish 179 days sober One day at a time

[@Giles4200]

Cheers

[@FakedFate]

Fuck yeah brother! You’re in control now! You’re driving this shit nowwww

[@lioncvet21]

Fuck yea, good going man, keep the good hustle up man. The only way is forward and up from here. Happy times n better days brother. God bless

[@frannelk]

Congrats Mate, now that you built a system to live without it keep yourself positive and develop new healthy habits, go and run, start some language classes or go and train some martial art., You are truly warrior, keep going forward.

[@Scottae89]

Congrats mate, keep up the good work. Stay strong 💪🏼

[@rreeves0710]

Never ever laughed as hard on a JRE show. Artie is hilarious.

[@CE-vd2px]

Omfg 3:10 had me dying. "I dont pressure myself" 🤣

[@isaaccarter4069]

Artie is one of the greatest story tellers ever. So funny, even as a hot ass mess, he's hilarious.

[@rreeves0710]

@altruistic angel Thanks I will!

[@rreeves0710]

I have been sober for 8 years, and on some of the meds he talks about. Been through alot that he has. This was cool to listen too.

[@efraingarcia7639]

6 days clean. Artie lang went from being one of my favorite original personalities To one of my inspirations for sobriety. Keep doing you artie! 💯

[@jonathanjames10p]

KRATOM bro look into it

[@plantsandfish5512]

This is one of the most natural conversations from the JRP. Seems like a lot of guests are just plugging something but this sounds like two old friends bullshnitting. Great listen!

[@ninaforsdick1125]

Love you Artie.

[@OfficialReckM8]

Joe plugs products and friends in most of his podcasts, he just tries to make it sound like it comes up naturally in a conversation. This one doesn't seem like he's plugging anything which is heartwarming

[@BeeLeeBeats]

He's plugging his sobriety, this was definitely a comeback to show to the world that he's sober and willing to get back to work like it's 2007.

[@Ruckus333]

Indeed. I enjoy the circle of comedians related here. Ready for another one. Artie can't go outta state more than a I think 24hrs he said. Maybe Joe can make another trip soon. Artie's podcast is doing really well! 💞 Love it, a natural

[@sskoog]

I think he (Rogan) sort of owed Artie one -- their previous podcast (#618, 2015?) was Lange, clearly wasted out of his mind, slurring about "so what should we talk about to fill this dead air, I can name every Super Bowl match-up since 1970," and Joe awkwardly trying to express his concern, "Artie, how you doing, it's okay, you're not a bad guy, I want to help" -- not only a sad listen, but a real low point broadcast-wise. This is better.

[@ReedStiles]

“That’s the crazy part about drugs. They work.” 😂

[@Gooch_cruiser]

I’ve been following this guy since his Stern days, and I’ve NEVER seen him look this healthy.

[@Danimal77]

His name is Artie, not "this guys". Also, you clearly never saw him on Stern in the first 4 to 5 years (2001 to early 2006) when he was thin and didn't have a stutter. From early 2006 until the end of 2009 is when he became really fucked up on Stern. Also, he looked REALLY healthy about a year before he got fired (he lost a lot of weight and got a tan and a new girlfriend, but that didn't last).

[@deadlymixx]

Calm down Jessica....he didn’t mean to offend yo man!

[@JH-dr4xo]

Dan Maler he doesn’t even have a bad stutter lol. Ur a fuckin jabroni 🤣

[@DolceAires34]

he's got the same enthusiasm as when he was on the show (fortunately minus the drugs)

[@thegreenbikerider6189]

@@Danimal77 calm down soy boy

[@uncleremus5046]

Artie was really articulate here. Been a long time since he had a clear head. Best of Luck Brother!

[@benhove6542]

I'd never in a million years think this is Artie from the Stern show, after watching a million KZbin videos over the years. But the voice is the same. Good to see him doing good.

[@jotcw81]

Yeah he looks like a completely different person, it's really weird.

[@hubrisnaut]

That life would just physically transforms someone, not in a good way.

[@pb1209]

that's because when he got nose surgery they completely destroyed his nose. it looks a bit better now, but if you look up pics from like a year ago you will be shocked. his nose like caved in on itself. props to the doctors who helped him and his nose looks much better. still not great, but it's a masterpiece compared to what it was a year ago.

[@Gyork_]

and it's not only the nose or the weight his entire bone structure looks different, so damn weird.

[@pb1209]

@@Gyork_ idk... the nose is in the center of the face. when it changes that drastically of course you look like a different person.

[@h.mflagler356]

I had 7 years clean in August. Keep it up Artie.

[@enmeterdumheter]

Great work bro!

[@swettyspaghtti]

Loser

[@h.mflagler356]

Thank you Peter!

[@Hogboy345]

Good stuff dude, stay on the right path ; )

[@Talisman09]

A word of advice: don't boast about how long you've been drug free on youtube comments

[@BlockMinerz]

"I lost 3 fiancès to heroin. Heroin saved me a lot of money."

[@-maki446]

i'll take that to heart 13:10

[@nituna27]

lol

[@dankcats2896]

You should have married to rich women so you would have profited

[@Talisman09]

"because of heroin" if you want to make that joke work without context

[@AdxmRL]

Okay boomer

[@LaurenInJersey]

I love Artie so much more now than I ever did 20 yrs ago. He's been given a gift of humor few ever get and it's sharper and funnier now.

[@Shamrockjason]

2 months clean.. this helped me right at the start of it. Thank you.

[@chrismcdevitt7814]

Hope you're still clean bro! If not try again !

[@Platerpus7]

Hope you survived quarantine

[@customerguy8581]

So proud of you. Keep it up. If you relapse don't make it some big thing or you'll fuck yourself psychologically. Artie's viewpoint is great - treat it like "I'll probably never use again" because that lets you keep going just because you know if you do it again you'll feel good for a short amount of time then feel *miserable* for all the time after that, and you use that instead of quitting because of some personal mandate you made like a New Years' Resolution. Anyway, I'm ranting, sorry about that. Just hope you are doing well. I'm on a similar trajectory, I quit last November and it has been a rough road, but I'm so happy I did it.

[@customerguy8581]

@@Platerpus7 Ha yeah quarantine was rough for former addicts, speaking from experience. If you used I hope you also survived it. If not that's ok, you can still do it, it's never too late to try :). If not then, well, you must be very insightful to notice that, and I respect your perspective.

[@thepowerofmyth]

Hopefully still clean unlike artie

[@SomeBlackGuy]

Who woulda thought Artie would be twice as funny sober?? Good on him

[@PistolDeck]

SomeBlackGuy punched him in the nose.

[@bigfoot9362]

SomeBlackGuy hey man big fan ✌🏼✌🏼

[@Farmhousehorror]

That energy. That loud voice. The power. Rare to see a heroin addict/ even ex heroin addict with that much personality. I love it.

[@yourthebest7942]

It’s a shame he pissed hot and is locked up again

[@hebrewenglishbibleread9941]

What a great guest. He has Rogan in tears.

[@edwinaviles96]

Sober Artie is a Genius he's back and way better this whole interview i was smiling because he finally looks happy and accepts his failures and made him stronger

[@sabian630]

This is the greatest interview to watch when you think you can’t go on bc of any drug or drink. Artie is a great example of this, and how you can get through it. Oh, and it’s hilarious.

[@Jerry-b7f]

I got off all opiates 6-7 months ago... but I need to stop drinking now because I'm drinking way too much. It's been hard and for now I'm still drinking. But searching for a way to stop.🤞

[@rookymusic6310]

Holy shit that Giraldo story has me crying 😂

[@humbean5683]

John Doe 37 min mark

[@RockNRolla1212]

@John Doe dude listen to the whole thing. It's brilliant.

[@baris_sengun]

37:37 I give you a great Greg Giraldo story

[@ShanCamp69]

i didnt think it was that funny

[@Nightowl333]

Lol my favorite is when someone gets Joe to laugh that hard.

[@billygannon6810]

If I put a $5 bet on a Roulette table right now, tomorrow morning I'd be running guns to Cuba!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@parodysam]

I literally read this as he said it 😂

[@davidolson9884]

Lol. I know exactly what he’s saying

[@scottsmith8162]

if it wasn't for his voice I wouldn't even know that was Artie.

[@scorcoz]

It isnt

[@Rola26]

True

[@happydayz7857]

scotty smith crazy huh

[@Ghost-tb8ip]

@@scorcoz The mendela effect? didn't he pass like twice already ?

[@jgzero18]

seriously though, wtf happened to him, it's like he changed his face

[@joelbeddows1357]

LOVE looking back on this and seeing how good he’s doing. He’s now 2 years sober in case anyone’s wondering. He just went on the nick dipaulo show November 5 2020 and is doing awesome

[@dmtmediabrothers]

I was just about to ask. Thanks

[@k-1llmatic832]

Artie: I'm finally clean Joe: You should try dmt

[@teamgitusome]

Kael Keough lmaooooooo hahahaha

[@royaloakdetroitmi]

With elk meat

[@ThirdEyeThriving]

@@royaloakdetroitmi lolz Joe Rogan hates vegans

[@bestmindyabidd7645]

Hahahaha

[@kissthesky40]

Ha!

[@ragenaharris2648]

The story about his young bunkmate at the halfway house with Tourettes had me rolling 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@cylewarren6664]

Word up!!!!+

[@sstaners1234]

Hyiiiiii

[@gregmahatma6909]

The guard said he chopped up 3 women Joe: word up

[@raulcampos7870]

I was dying on the bus and people were looking at me like I was a psycho haha

[@pepinyostep3592]

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

[@ethanharvey4869]

‘I had a podcast in my living room and I was late 18 times’. 😂😂😭

[@TylerInTraining]

That sounds like a joke Rodney Dangerfield would've written if he were around today.

[@Southpaw_canvass]

I hope Artie is doing alright during this pandemonium

[@hisroyalhighness8566]

Pandemonium???? Pandemic, Fucking Goof

[@closer20jc]

@@hisroyalhighness8566 are you for real? Look up pandemonium in the dictionary. The comment makes perfect sense

[@jeffersonmayfield6701]

Haven't heard from him in a while, hope he didn't slip on some drugs

[@UnitTheory]

@@hisroyalhighness8566 >:( wow harsh wtf

[@MrWisdom79]

Me too. I think of him all the time. Hope he's well.

[@coreyfellows9420]

It's cool how "aware" Artie is of his success and humble he is.

[@richardemanus3266]

Artie Lang is back and hasn’t missed a beat.

[@tootone]

Oh he missed some beats for sure. Lucky for him he was able to recover. I really hope he can keep it up!

[@DanRustle]

prob shot up after the interevew . never trust a junkie .

[@omgurheadsgone]

Dan Rustle Artie never shot up dumbass, look at his nose and you can see the way he consumed his drugs lol

[@alexa3585]

Totally

[@sirk425]

This was GOLD. Love when Artie appears on JRE. Wish it was 4 hours long. Stay healthy Artie. You need more appearances on JRE down the road.

[@vincedidiana5781]

Joe is right. I was a massive opiate addict for a long time. I’m now addicted to exercise. Odd, but at least I’m clean. Hope Artie is doing well

[@papialeman]

Exercise is the only way I know to stay clean. I either go to the gym after work and get flooded with endorphins and dopamine that way or I stop for a beer and other substances. I'm a much better person after the gym instead of dope

[@noahsmith9025]

Man I have to get serious about this myself. I used to be addicted to working out in high school but became a heroin addict by the time I graduated. Now I'm 39 and have been on opiates for 20+ years. The last 10 only methadone tho. I've been stable on a lower dose the last 3 years and finally been able to not fuck around trying to take extra to get high. I'm not overweight or anything like that but I'm feeling my age HARD. If I don't commit to getting in shape and seriously tapering off I know the rest of my life will not be fun.

[@vincedidiana5781]

@@noahsmith9025 You can do it, brother. Just start slow with the exercise. And if you have that addictive personality, which it appears you do, you will get hooked. I get annoyed because there are days i don’t want to exercise, but I know it’s a MUST in my formula to stay clean. Be good and best of luck. If I can do it, anyone can.

[@vincedidiana5781]

@@papialeman Likewise. It’s annoying having to exercise everyday, but for me to stay clean, it’s a must. I’m such a routine person now that if I don’t exercise, I feel I have failed. And for me, failure is an awful feeling because for too long in life, I failed miserably! Good luck!

[@MurphsWorld]

CHRIST HE LOOKS YOUNGER TODAY THAN THE PAST DECADE

[@andrealee8561]

😂😂😂

[@namisill850]

really???? have you noticed his nose?

[@biggsdickley1563]

NamisIll his nose doesn’t determine his overall look you fucking idiot

[@MurphsWorld]

@@namisill850 I caught the front angle it looked kinda rough, but, yeah....even with the nose. Artie Lange looks younger and healthier right now than he has in 8+ years 100%. Haircut, goatee and steady grey has him looking good for sure. Artie was a good looking guy he just put on weight in the 90s once he started making money.

[@tresouix5250]

@@namisill850 you sure told him!!

[@godemperorpepe]

Joe: “I’m addicted to video games”. Artie: “I was addicted to Heroin”.

[@p.chuckmoralesesquire3965]

@@Symbolically maga fookbois 4life

[@jbulldog09]

Every addict ever lol

[@Petergonzalezcomedy]

Platypus incest 2020 cuz

[@StevoTheAce71]

2020

[@rmartinez4023]

Trump 2020

[@imbatman5478]

The only Guy who appreciates Real Talent. Respect Joe. 👏👏👏

[@xlnuniex]

I live in Northern Jersey. I’ve been a fan of Artie Lange since Stern. Many of my friends have met him. And say he’s the nicest person to his fans. I’d love to run into him one days. So proud of you, Artie. You are loved by so many people.

[@tysonNmilo91]

If Artie Lange can do it, I can do it......Thank you Artie, you have already helped one person. teach one, reach one.

[@irishtony.2879]

Best of luck man. You definitely can do it.

[@Agave310]

One day at a time. I'm sure you'll do it.

[@tysonNmilo91]

@@irishtony.2879 Thank you so much mate, that means a lot, especially coming from a stranger. My best wishes for you and your family, Ewan G, Brisbane Australia

[@tysonNmilo91]

@@Agave310 thats so kind of you, thank you so much. it really means a lot to me

[@tysonNmilo91]

@die_lib_ral_scu_m pansies Thanks Brother, you too man. Keep pushing that positive energy. Love from Australia

[@tbtrecruiter6914]

JRE can we please have the national treasure that is Norm MacDonald on.

[@Veggamattic]

You better be Canadian.

[@msawyer110]

Lol

[@18JR78]

Dirty work

[@Wildchile]

Yas

[@louisdenfir6781]

He was supposed to be on after he made the comment about Down Syndrome but Netflix realized it was probably a bad idea to have Norm on an unedited podcast with no rules for 2 hours. What would be hilarious for us would probably be absolutely terrible for them.

[@ewalker1981]

Artie is one of the most Genuine guys out there. Hope sobriety wins this time.

[@jadezee6316]

lol..he is a lying junkie...

[@chrisconway9089]

Your delutional.....

[@meenjogreen]

Jade Zee exactly hes full of garbage

[@mog882]

He’s a sociopath (trust me it takes one to know one), he’s a pathological liar to start, drugs/sociopathy, a bit of both. That’s only to start.

[@billwolfe9048]

He has never been genuine. Part of his problem is his inability to be honest with himself. Whenever someone on Stern's show would point out Artie's lies, he exploded. Whenever someone there questioned Artie's bullshit, he would threaten to beat the shit out of them outside the studio. He wears his mistakes like they're badges of honor. Listen to the joy in his voice when he talks about his fuck-ups. if he really wanted to change his life direction, he'd walk away from cameras and microphones for a decade and avoid all interviews. He won't. He's seduced by the spotlight. It's only a matter of time, alas...

[@JohnNiemsMusic]

One of the best story tellers ever is Arte Lange. His tag line should be: DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME!

[@daubpunk5326]

This filipino guy is doing an incredible Artie Lange impression.

[@007phokus]

😂😂😂

[@jacquelinnichole7912]

💀

[@LeandrosAmarantidis]

😂 😂 😂 Sell this to Jeff Ross for the next roast

[@daubpunk5326]

@Gany J partially playing off that. Man I miss him.

[@theoldyankee]

I really did just die. 🤣😵