Artie Lange: We All Lie To Women | CONAN on TBS

[@AstonishingSodApe]

He looks like an old Italian woman.

[@josepeixoto8893]

heroin kills testosterone

[@lsunationalchamps08]

That’s more of an insult to old Italian women than him lmfao 🤣

[@TMMx]

He looks like he ages a year every week.

[@525Lines]

The guy works night clubs. Doubt he gets the sleep he needs. He's been around a while, too.

[@hellswampcartel3372]

He looks like he died a few weeks back.

[@turtle2k595]

Hellswamp Cartel looks like he ages a week every year.

[@roof1975]

He's a good example of staying away from excessive drugs, alcohol, partying, and on top of that...eat crappy and don't workout at ALL.

[@KatotownUSA]

heroin's a hell of a drug

[@alexnewman5338]

"They put two and two together..." "And came up with FIVE"

[@JarinUdom]

I don't believe Artie could pass as Andy Richter. He isn't even Swedish-German.

[@robcramer7477]

but he is an old chunk of coal.

[@L00FSLAW]

by god

[@julesyyz]

Jarin Udom best youtube comment ever

[@kylewhitehead1684]

And he was with a broad. We all know Andy Richter goes for old prospectors.

[@ListenToBigFace]

No, no, good god! He don’t go for that funny business neither!

[@Meta_was_my_idea]

I think he literally just rolled out of bed.

[@teamworkformyfrainds]

dressing not-so-chic is common among male comedians. it says "I'm the common man"

[@Meta_was_my_idea]

teamworkformyfrainds Adam? Is that you?

[@525Lines]

Speaking as a fat guy, there's a point where working on your hair isn't an issue. Also, I think that's part of his character. As for clothes, we don't know anything about fashion. If our colors are coordinated, it's a mistake.

[@Ndcontreras]

Oh my god Tina, you again

[@grunntalll]

Tina Ho tina ho, funny how we meet again in the comment section.

[@slardybartfast8377]

"they put 2 and 2 together...." "...and ended up with 5." Andy Richter spitting absolute fire. Quick wit is an understatement.

[@Gibson42a]

It's funny, casual viewers are looking at this video and commenting 'that guy looks bad/ill/horrible'. Whereas us Artie fans who've followed Artie for a long time are thinking 'man, Artie looks great lately! Much better than a few years ago!'

[@nuncotics791]

He looks worse.. he’s all drugged out here

[@arealbigboss]

i love when actual comedians come out on the show, it's just three great guys being themselves and i love it.

[@PearsAreOkay]

He's one substance hit from turning into Don Vito.

[@PearsAreOkay]

LOCO Fiesta LMAO

[@jeremybarretta5282]

Veil scalopini

[@russwhaley2618]

Yoooooooooo!! Lol

[@danhillsgrove3925]

Wow exactly....You hit a grand slam with this take !!!

[@bernlin2000]

2:41 Andy's retort after this intro is just amazing XD

[@Lamtitude]

2 and 2 together... and came up with 5. Man, that was quick.

[@jumpinjojo]

Chris Ducat 2:52

[@Shmeck002]

Does anybody not see why Conan is the best late night show based on this clip? Transparent and accommodating genius

[@DeFiLeRs]

damn Artie looks 70 and he is on his 40´s...

[@honeyblade5243]

Drugs will do that.

[@apakalias]

松本秀人 more like hamburgers

[@Tipi83]

Booze, drugs and junk food...

[@joeracer302]

I thought he was dead ...

[@kemita]

joeracer302 he does look dead though

[@alec6583]

I love his laugh. Sounds like a dinosaur.

[@JulietRoseCapulet777]

He's like the living embodiment of Drunk Uncle. First time seeing this guy, not sure which came first, will Google it later but as of now I adore both

[@onraj9mm]

i dont get the hate, this was the most genuine clip for a long time, you can tell that when pals get together its not interview, theyre just talking. and thats true for most of the comedian guests actually.

[@meloche1syndrome]

Hokycow! It's the inspiration for the drunk uncle character on SNL!

[@arthurjackson6395]

Artie: They put 2 and 2 together... Andy: They came up with 5... LOL This is so funny...this was a great clip!

[@mawe86ify]

Is it just me or does it seem a lot like drunk uncle from SNL is a guest on Conan in this clip?

[@ReconFlowJoe]

He reminds me of the drunk guy from SNL's weekly update

[@ibraheem896]

that's exactly what I thought lol

[@assmane999]

ReconFlowJoe Hahaa...I thought that too. Dead-ringer. He's either drunk or high here.

[@andyconda7574]

Great to see Artie out there doing his thing. He's been through a whole hell of alot.

[@andyconda7574]

Ladies, listen, trust me when I tell you I have never told a lie. I would never do that to you baby, you can trust me.

[@onlydavidwould4356]

that was your first lie

[@justanotherhuman6532]

5 years later, and I promise you this man is honest and earnest. We could all learn a thing or two from him. Women won't be disappointed if they decide to message him and enjoy the conversation.

[@ravager48]

3:45 Andy Richter for the win! Love this guy!

[@jesseholywood1161]

God damn Andy makes this show so much better :'D

[@siemensohm]

I don't have a clue who he is, but he's awesome :D

[@nunogloop]

used to be on howard stern. has a podcast at artiequitter.com

[@chadmuskaa2806]

KZbin him on HOWARD STERN!! He is pure comedy!!!

[@KatotownUSA]

he was in Dirty Work with Norm MacDonald

[@RubyDoobieScoo]

He played Jabba in Star Wars.

[@43rgwerg]

had a movie called beer league, great stuff. He's done stand up, he also wrote a book (i actually read it) called too fat to fish.

[@brendanbrady1000]

Damn, people are being mean. Why judge on appearance?

[@TiberiusStorm]

Because Artie judges everyone for everything!

[@Tommyr]

It's not just on appearance. Artie is shot. Has been for a long time. I'll bet he's dead by 50. Sad.

[@IceColdProfessional]

Because everything he says is really and true.

[@yusukeurameshi6490]

Merely and observation.

[@deceiver123m]

cus he had it all going for himself but chose to be a fat fuck instead, its the reason im disappointed in him. Fuck artie,.. get lipo, then get off the bullshit, be artie again. He could afford lipo, the fucker is very rich.

[@SheldonBeldon]

Conan and Andy love Artie because they’re genuine and so is he.

[@ribbs13]

He’s so loaded !! With the exception of his nose Artie looks great today! God bless him ♥️

[@theresistance45]

Say what you want but he is hilarious

[@umbroog7342]

I love Artie... Be kind to him. If he goes early a lot of good people are gonna miss him.

[@9465anders]

Love this dude ! Artie is no poser, that's fore sure. Always respected his love me, or hate me, i'm not changing who I am attitude !

[@4Everlast]

All laughs a side, that chick must have quite a stomach.

[@BEATTHOSE00]

I was so laughing last night when I watched this.

[@JesseStingl]

LOL Artie's laugh at 2:56

[@jeffcone1464]

Andy's so chill. he's such a nice guy

[@FoodforThought12345678dsds]

You know him?

[@Tassie85]

So, everyone is shitting on Artie. I think he looks as healthy and happy as he's looked in years. He'd had a really hard time of it (yes, self inflicted, much of it), so give the guy a break, okay? He's a good guy and a talented one at that.

[@semperxian]

andy has some great one liners and conan loves them

[@sartanko]

guys lie to women, bah. I'm a guy and I lie to everyone!

[@killertakoz8D]

and women are part of everyone. so yeah.

[@sartanko]

INDEED!

[@KidsWithGuns1992]

@@killertakoz8D nice way to ruin it, meg

[@FoodforThought12345678dsds]

guys never lie to women, you're wrong

[@glravna]

Say what u want about Artie, he is such a funny man and good guest on stuff like this.

[@dimitreze]

He could have said that he was Rocky Richter, the angry twin brother of Andy Richter.

[@Nectarisa]

Andy is smarter, classier, and sexier than this creepster.

[@SandWitch555]

thts briliant, Andy got a friend to cover up his mistakes."And she will never know" wink wink

[@Shane444888]

lol Jurassic Park

[@jz5748]

"have u ever made out with a chick with beard" artie is hilarious

[@peterkwon4229]

He's like the real-life drunk uncle.

[@MrStensnask]

Why didn't the audience go bonanza when Andy said: "Honestly, I'm just happy SOMEONE's getting laid being Andy Richter..." ??? I laughed my ass off!

[@grantprice4456]

Man he's hilarious

[@JazGalaxy]

really? He's just gross, mean and depressing to me. He's completely unlikable.

[@SmokeRingsPipeDreams]

Everyone has one rogue uncle like Artie Lange. (and if they don't, they certainly should have) LOL

[@TooSickG]

One of the best comedians of all time

[@drebone1986]

He's been the drunk uncle since he was 13😂😂

[@ChrisSMurphy1]

Say what you will, Artie is funny. Period

[@dud621]

omg this is real life Drunk Uncle from SNL

[@anthonymclaughlin608]

Came up as 5. That's really good

[@mmelloe]

next time my wife catches me ill just say "no it was artie lange"

[@miralabualjadail4206]

He is the perfect advocate to scare you’re children into not doing heroin!

[@JNelsonArt]

Artie looking like the Penguin from Batman

[@ksfutbolplayer]

He looks like Drunk Uncle from SNL

[@13ennett13]

He looks like he should be Drunk Uncle on SNL or Drunk Uncles Drunker Uncle he's perfect for it haha

[@nathandouglass6872]

He looks EXACTLY like "Drunk Uncle" From SNL

[@cadejackson976]

At the end of the interview, Conan whispered "We're gonna need you to not stick around when Victoria Justice comes out..."

[@ColorsBright]

I love Victoria justice..... She looks like s good time.

[@brendavaleriat]

God I can't stop laughing😂😂

[@ulmo5536]

Artie is a genius! Such a funny guy!

[@ashleycaveda]

Artie Lange videos are the only Team Coco videos I dislike. I still remember years ago when he was on Late Night and he first told this story about pretending to be Andy. Except at the time, he said the girl passed out and the only reason he didn't sleep with her is because he didn't want Andy to get accused of rape. Part of me can't believe Conan still has this guy on his show.

[@sithebugguy3193]

not even gonna lie, this clip just reminded me of SNL's Bobby Moynihan's "Drunk Uncle" almost to the T Artie fits the bill. yes! lol

[@KwyatMan]

Air Force Ones?... Well done, good sir!

[@ColWalterEKurtz]

Good old Artie.

[@ColWalterEKurtz]

MAD TV was his best IMO.

[@benjaminkeller7149]

fucking Dennis ??

[@OffhandDelivery]

MAD TV Season 1. What happened? They killed MadTv, but you can't kill Artie fucking Lange! Lange for life!

[@jamo2006]

Boy, Artie's really holding up well *EYE ROLL*

[@joeytrimble1558]

that's how artie lives .."it's understandable if I do something but by god if someone does it good god! " he used to pull shit on sal and them all the time

[@spencerhopkins7632]

He's the real life drunk uncle from SNL

[@CiNeMaN512]

Lol im laughing so hard right now, this guy is awesome love this guys humor gonna check out more of his shit

[@SCUBONZIES]

I LOVE ARTIE MAN GOOD STUFF

[@glennyeah]

its sad that the people in the comments (conan fans) judge him without ever knowing how great he was and how much of a contribution he was on the biggest radio show of all time for 10 years

[@MyEnemy]

+g0atBallz420 He also lives with a level of guilt that most people can't imagine over the death of his dad.

[@lynchaxxonn]

+g0atBallz420 artie is such a good dude, he may be too oldschool and non-pc for some but noone can tell me he's not super funny.

[@ulmo5536]

I'm a Conan-fan but I still adore Artie, he's a comedic genius!

[@heyo3092]

Glenn Gabberty I'd respect him more if he didn't slate Howard at every opportunity. It's pathetic.

[@glennyeah]

that's only what hes been doing recently, and everything he says about howard is accurate.

[@JensGH]

Is this the character Bobby Moynihan plays on SNL under the name "Drunk uncle"?

[@ghettomist1575]

The guy might have issues. He still seems like a good hearted guy.

[@elitestar]

don't think his heart is so good with the kind of diet he's on sadly

[@ghettomist1575]

elitestar You know what I meant.

[@CoolitNewton]

looks like andy has a get out of jail free card hahaha

[@ChickenOfTheCaveMan]

Awww..always nice to see drunk uncle!

[@CNWhatImSaiyan]

Holy crap, Drunk Uncle really does look and sound like Artie. With a side of Don Vito.

[@GoDrex]

he's the inspiration for Drunk Uncle

[@RishiP77]

"Want some crack with that?" Artie: 'Sticks his face in it'

[@ChaoticInfinityX]

Drunk Uncle from SNL!

[@JRawization]

Damn brah get a brush and brush those forces lol

[@BlutoNeee]

artie lange it's the whiskey talking is one of the funniest stand up sets of all time

[@wickedchowdah7242]

Press 1:06 over and over

[@baileytanner5232]

Lol

[@kc8767]

Whinny.

[@bernlin2000]

He has the voice of a 97 year old man lol

[@teamworkformyfrainds]

Glad he's still alive

[@MistaKwayzee]

put 2 and 2 together and came up with 5 hahah that part was good

[@bewareofwil]

As much as I love Artie Lang, he looks like a bad make-up job by a mortician. You know, the ones that seem to still have a grey hue no matter how much is put on.

[@JamBear]

Andy, quick as lightning

[@louiswilkerson2747]

Artie Lange looks like he's slowly melting into Jabba the Hutt.

[@KennM12]

he is the real life drunk uncle

[@mrpankau]

Alternate title of clip: Andy Slays Yet Again

[@someone20th]

I wonder if Artie was inspiration for Bobby's drunk uncle on SNL?

[@737Bulldog]

I swear I thought this was the drunk uncle guy from SNL

[@RobSKIDDY]

I love Artie. These people commenting prob haven't followed him on Howard. He's awesome. Stern does same thing. Goes on talk shows n acts crazy but if u listen everyday the guy is a genius

[@tmbbcck]

every time I see Artie Lange I think "Oh wow... he's not dead yet. Good for him."

[@Dingoplexor]

The crypt keeper got heavy

[@MikiStormTrooper]

Drunk Uncle in real life.

[@TheEIements]

artie looks good, such a funny guy, nice to see him doing well

[@firebugjohnnypyro]

Conan no-selling Arties kiss on the Selena Gomez joke was hilarious. lol

[@Viktir123]

It's nice to bring him coffee, but, I think he asked for Solo and the Wookie.

[@KED528]

Drunk Uncle is that you?

[@mudtygerfire]

hahaha jurassic park