Artsy Filmmaker Transitions To Gay Porn - Daniel Lempert

[@Grovyle10]

Oh my god, i thought they showed a censored version on the screen but nope, that was only for youtube. Lmao

[@kylechouinard4341]

Grovyle I was there, couldn’t believe what I was seeing 😂

[@victorfurtado5578]

LMAOOOOO

[@TechySpeaking]

Reminds me of the "detective with a tit out" sketch. It was censored for KZbin, but the actress really did flash the audience the entire sketch.

[@poprocks6576]

I could tell by the way the audience was screaming

[@quinndaniels1928]

That's some commitment to the bitment

[@ChrisEmmett]

This feels like Joel Schumacher’s inner thoughts while he was making the Batman films. “Ignore the nipples on the suit, this is an art house study piece on the psychology of broken men.”

[@InvisibleHotdog]

Nah, Schumacher just shouted "THIS IS A TOY COMMERCIAL" before takes

[@gse_panda1316]

“CONFLICT, CONFLICT, CONFLICT, *RESOLUTION!*”

[@thenopeandneverking1722]

cl-IMAX!

[@RuRiccio]

D E N O U E M E N T !

[@artsyrache]

* C L I M A X ! *

[@thornlings]

"CONFLICT, CONFLICT, CLIMAX, RESOLUTION, DE! NOUE! MENT! That is a film degree in 30 seconds." As someone who has a film degree, he's not wrong.

[@trippi-jingles]

Me, a SFW artist trying NSFW art.

[@yikes2540]

I’ll be praying for you. I imagine the majority of your income will go towards therapy as you attempt to heal from the horrors you witness in your submissions

[@zacharyjohnson9562]

Good luck with that. Heard it’s a *fucking* nightmare. I’ll leave now. Also very good taste in mobile games I see.

[@murcymurc6573]

@@zacharyjohnson9562 its actually great. You just have to wanna be in the community. Doing it just cuz its profitable will just make it not as fun.

[@colewykes4542]

I hope you found yourself a suspiciously wealthy furry, my friend

[@bakuhakudraws5603]

also me, an NSFW artist for over a decade who has gotten sick of mindless/meaningless porn plots and tries to inject something more complex than 'hee hoo pp go in bagina'

[@jacqiball4293]

Clumsy Hunks was a masterpiece. I can’t wait to see if he can top it with Clumsy Hunks 2: Oh No, The Vase!

[@Phrose12]

Oh he can top it alright

[@ThisIsNotAhnJieRen]

Clumsy Hunks 3: I Dropped the Soap

[@BungSpoot]

Good fucking lord where am i

[@Numbabu]

@@BungSpoot The fun part of the internet.

[@shotpack8374]

Clumsy hunks 4: wrong hole was a masterpiece

[@Grovyle10]

0:13 “I’m here to stretch your limits.” Uh-huh

[@camelorcaramel5732]

I’m driving myself insane trying to imagine what the censored image is that it’s a reference to pan’s labyrinth.

[@caninehelicopter5200]

A spread asshole, I reckon

[@TheLarBear94]

This is the BEST channel. Every comedian on it is hilarious.

[@MikusDad39]

I have two separate social media pseudonyms I use for art. One of them is for more serious topics, and I put a lot of thought into the motifs and themes present in order to make sure the message I'm sending is clear. The other one is just furries, both SFW and NSFW varieties. I don't even have to tell you which name gets more commissions, lmao

[@51Dutchman]

Hahaha, yep, sounds about right

[@shehtazhuq3750]

You can hear me and my boyfriend laughing hysterically at around the 3:30 mark and not stopping for the rest of the skit. The best comedy I've seen maybe ever.

[@kodiibearv]

Shehtaz Huq you guys were my favorite laugh!!!! sorry if that sounds weird but its awfully contagious. lol.

[@shehtazhuq3750]

@@kodiibearv Thank you! I'm rewatching this video and laughing to myself in my sad locked down apartment.

[@kodiibearv]

Shehtaz Huq i felt that 😂

[@ronandikker7126]

OH MY GOD I was there last week with MY MOM. She took it in good spirits. This is amazing i cant believe youre allowed to post it. One of the best shows ive ever been to.

[@owendy274]

OH NO, thats got to be embarrassing

[@peter-peterpumpkineater4982]

What's happening behind the blurred screen

[@fraybirch1930]

@@peter-peterpumpkineater4982 they are wrestling sweetie.

[@imsotiredofthiscrap2341]

@@fraybirch1930 LMAO

[@the_construkction_of_light]

to anyone asking, the video used for the bit is from cockyboys, it features ty roderick and max ryder, and it is from 2013. that should be enough details to suffice. you're welcome!

[@Apple_Bapple]

realest one

[@sofastuffing]

Am I stupid for thinking they filmed actual porn for the sake of the bit 😭

[@tx.s]

It always breaks my heart that people don't pay enough attention to the dialogue and plots and the hidden messages about climate change. Look how hot the climate has become!

[@svijj_]

"I hate climate change! But also have a crush on it...?"

[@HeadsetVZ]

@@svijj_ "EVERYTHING IS GONNA *C H A N G E* !"

[@ViewingChaos]

The real men rub one out to the censored sped up version because they don’t want to catch the _homosexual..._

[@artemisfowldragon]

*t-poses in my sins*

[@reillyg2664]

I was actually planning on sending this to my friend because this is literally what our Language & Literature teacher would do. Symbolism, allegory 😭 It hurts because it’s true.

[@icarusmachines]

that collective sigh at 6:08 was insane

[@shinwonderboy]

holy shit, the cigarette joke was fantastic

[@lucynosbisch]

Okay I still don’t completely understand what he said someone help me

[@locklyle10]

​@@lucynosbisch"a lit fag on her lips and a cigarette in her hand." Fag is british slang for a cigarette and also a slur for gay men

[@edenwayne8407]

​@@lucynosbisch"a lit fag on her lips" at first it sounds like he meant fag as in a cigarette but after "and a cigarette on her hand" he actually meant the other meaning of fag

[@fancyoil216]

“A lit fag on her lips and a cigarette in her hand”

[@yona1478]

The way he says "a lit f*g on her lips" makes you think she's smoking a cigarette, but the punchline is that she's already holding a cigarette in her hands. So she's actually blowing a guy.

[@bulldust1195]

Everything i seen from this channel have been pure gold.

[@siamesefightingfish2861]

I stg I thought he said "a serious, autistic drama" which had me crying.

[@70sman]

"serious autistic drama" is a summary of my entire life

[@jamesmanley9427]

the patti lupone jokes SENT ME

[@grayskindablue]

Take a shot every time he says “searing” 💀

[@mauriciogerhardt3209]

please move the microphone away from the audience, and closer to the performer

[@hazy6932]

no! the laughing is fine! i don't like laugh tracks, because it isn't real, but this is, so I think it helps

[@mauriciogerhardt3209]

@@hazy6932 it's not about the laughs. It's that I can almost not hear the comedian, and then the laughs are so loud it hurts.

[@hazy6932]

@@mauriciogerhardt3209 I guess I kind of agree. I can hear most of it, only a couple things were inaudible, but I can certainly see what you mean. I've seen people saying that the laughing was annoying so I thought that was your problem

[@fanaticaH]

I think the problem is that their audio sounds good live but not good from a camera that's located at the first seats of the audience. Maybe best solution would be that they recorded audio from a separate microphone and then edited. But I understand if the do this to upload fast.

[@ranga274]

Mic up both sides and mix it together post filming

[@dominickdibart12]

Haha I can't get over "post communist Hungary" That's just normal Hungary

[@annabenassayag9948]

wait no it's extreme right now

[@AK-jb4oi]

No?

[@rickwrites2612]

​@@annabenassayag9948 Yea but it's been post-communist for 30+ yrs, it's only recently become authoritarian/ rightwing.

[@alexsell9219]

It refers to the period immediately after the collapse of the SSR and it's control over Hungary in 1990. But also the delayed lesening of that influence on the then becoming capitalist Hungary

[@jasminerizzo2733]

I earned a creative writing MFA, and now I sell tentacle alien smut. This character really encapsulates my approach.

[@Lobster_Lars]

Um. you gonna link your website or what?

[@supremechaosbeing2696]

@@Lobster_Lars you are an example of this. people really care more about porn

[@jomo4680]

@@supremechaosbeing2696 it's true now did you find the link?

[@malaizze]

Hey where’s the link OP

[@miawang4554]

where's the link OP

[@juniperberryyyy]

i'm convinced this is how we got NBC's Hannibal. artsy gay porn is exactly how i would describe that show

[@danb4282]

Despite the title the drenched twist still fucking killed me

[@R0S3inC0NCR33T]

If you’ve ever spoken to a furry webcomic artist, this is genuinely how they discuss their work

[@LucasFerreira-rl9nd]

OMG the Patti LuPone references LMAO

[@beeatrice2]

I have a feeling the climax was inspired by Michael Bay

[@BiblicallyAccurateElliot]

This is one of the best things I’ve ever watched and I have no one to send this to

[@mylord9395]

I like cockyboys for the same reasons. You just need a good understanding of good filming.

[@el_bisexualo]

I cannot believe that someone can be so funny I just CANNOT believe how hard I laughed

[@JamesIsShort]

"Clumsy Hunks" is definitely something I would watch.

[@niamhcosgrave9545]

this is criminally under rated

[@AaronLockman]

i know this is a joke but my honest to god response is, you know what? good for him

[@Jupiterninja95]

How can we get the uncensored version

[@sebastienlee9754]

Pornhub

[@sebastienlee9754]

@Nicholas I was joking but oops

[@downbeatdialga1341]

Think the blurred bit is the guys shown at 2:50, if you’re interested. And yes, it’s on P-Hub.

[@loneassassin29]

@@downbeatdialga1341 link?

[@airplanes_aren.t_real]

@@downbeatdialga1341 link?

[@giacomomannarelli8773]

I really really like this channel, I just wish the audio quality was better :(

[@Yes-iu3kr]

I kind of enjoy that it isnt overproduced with good audio. It feels more familiar, more casual, and a is little nostalgic for a time when just being funny was more important than popularity.

[@esme902]

can we please get an uncescored version of this

[@bvttew_miilk8793]

It was uncensored when it was showed live

[@sleepytubbs9405]

@@bvttew_miilk8793 no it wasn't

[@reyb.7918]

@@sleepytubbs9405 there are comments from audience members talking about how it was uncensored

[@handsyeyes]

@@sleepytubbs9405 yeah it was lol

[@jellydonut0]

This is literally the plot point of the porn movie from the movie The Nice Guys.

[@downbeatdialga1341]

Darn youtube censoring. You’d think by now they’d learn to make more stuff 18+ restricted lol

[@PotooBurd]

Solid gold comedy! 😂🏅👍 Rooting for your success!

[@obscurereference6745]

Others have said it and now I'm saying it: All these characters need a tv showww!!!

[@cdandbookshelf]

I hope there was a warning before he came out. Brilliant use of media mixed with comedy, albeit be a bit adult, adult humor never should be shamed since it is humor nonetheless.

[@simonroper4713]

My absolute top five of Characters Welcome

[@simonroper4713]

I had to drop Eric Feurer on stilts as a Forest Ent for this to remain, but don’t worry Eric is in my top five with speed reading professor and also he could make a second entry too.

[@laniakea_0]

I really wish there was an uncensored version of this somewhere out there...

[@Xiaolony]

Did they actually show porn in the show?

[@CharactersWelcome]

yes. A very nice woman left after this piece.

[@EmmyKirk14]

CharactersWelcome UCB Some people can’t handle art🤣

[@TIHISTS]

@@CharactersWelcome *slow clap* that is amazing and you guys are amazing.

[@user-zr6jm4ld9l]

@@CharactersWelcome I hope it wasn't Patti Lupone.

[@keithklassen5320]

@@user-zr6jm4ld9l Patti wasn't leaving, she was coming.

[@kjkiefcakes1847]

I've never seen David DeCoteau so thoroughly roasted.

[@wellurafastizio]

Honestly, the Whiskey Bandit is a very interesting story.

[@marialinietsky8365]

William Friedkin did exactly this when he made "Cruising"

[@anthonynguyen451]

I don't know tf I just watched but I am sharing this with my church friends.

[@jstarstudios7110]

This guy looks like Matt Smith

[@gozerthegozarian9500]

He's wearing a flat cap. Flat caps are cool.

[@ZeacorZeppelin]

These are great

[@Spooncultist]

I was expecting clumsy hunks to be a commentary on safeties being stripped away from construction workers and companies’ disregard for OSHA regulations.

[@SwegDawgs]

8000? That's basically famous!

[@williamschellenberg7214]

i thought this was matt from studio c at first

[@honeyandcheesecake3221]

NOT THE PANS LABYRINTH OML-

[@Soupigeon]

Damn I thought House of the Dragon would be paying more, sucks Matt Smith had to resort to this - but you can’t say his work doesn’t have merit

[@joyphil4399]

Exposition...

[@GH-Rav]

This reminds me a *LOT* of a class I had in high school...

[@ChannelZenithprod]

The fucking hands

[@kriscain6089]

i will never watch pan’s labyrinth the same

[@karl9397]

He would have kept the Hobbits milky teats in the script.

[@richardbourton4523]

A damning indictment of the cruelty of the dairy industry

[@yxw6528]

98% on pornhub is actually REALLY good

[@JacobL228]

The stone-faced delivery of "a gay pornography about well-hung daddies fucking good" was absolutely amazing.

[@Pinkstarclan]

this is HILARIOUS, but your videos need subtitles! I want to understand all the words

[@Betta66]

"This porno set in and around lakes and rivers has 9.5 million STREAMS"

[@lesbianage9538]

Biggest like to dislike ratio ive seen in a while xD

[@munchedpotatos6576]

I love how I couldn't tell weither he was saying "artistic" or "autistic"😂

[@lesbianage9538]

I know a woman named Patti who owns a lakehouse in South Carolina

[@evanbohn]

is this guy's stuff on netflix? i kinda wanna watch some of these movies for research purposes

[@CateMastro]

But the first three films sounded nice! I would have loved them!

[@maxjung9479]

yeah i'm pretty sure this was the first draft of the nice guys

[@jonnestyronicha497]

Me just over hear wishing it was uncensored lmaooo

[@rubyy.7374]

Me writing a fanfic

[@21redsox21]

“2 thumbs in on porn hub”😂😂😂😂😂

[@abelanimal]

That was gorgeous

[@Ai-yahUdingus]

Is this the villain origin story for whoever it is who directs for Pure Taboo.

[@FrigidAerro]

You're wit is so sharp. I'm bleeding, where have you all my life? 😂

[@SusanForeman1963]

I thought this was Mathew Baynton for a minute.

[@laraweinberg7635]

telling my kids this was Boogie Nights

[@thewatcher1249]

2:17 I would watch that it sounds hilarious

[@theslimcreeper3779]

You know... in fact.. this sounds so crazy.. it might ACTUALLY work XD

[@bencesarvari2235]

You know the whiskey bantid thing is real right? And they did make a movie about him...

[@jaxsmolenbee4683]

sometimes you have to kill your darlings was a great joke

[@laniakea_0]

was the video censored in the live show or was it blurred there too?

[@Te3time]

Uncensored

[@jeremyp2164]

fuck that was good lmfao

[@FearTheDeep]

lmfao wow this was pretty hilarious

[@neponepo8349]

Hilarious. :D

[@sorchamccarrey]

110% reminds me of wakefield poole but less interesting and out there. seriously, read his wikipedia page and you will see, some of the real life statements and things he made feel almost more satirical than the satire, yet his life also is very tragic being a gay man of a generation lost to plague who somehow survived until last year. wakefield poole.

[@Frogben]

…is there an uncensored version of this?

[@Araclion]

Genius!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@CollegeDroputPowerpoints]

Nice guys did a sort of joke like this. Not too far off.

[@tach-uq5tw]

Is there an uncensored version?

[@vonproperson8296]

Uhhhmazin

[@thetaaaa]

You laugh, but this is kind of what happened with Chuck Tingle.

[@nehal_chandra2777]

sauce?

[@aquamarinealibi3161]

Daniel Lempert looks like Mat Meese

[@farted5842]

i love gus van sant