I Bought Some Undelivered Mail and Now I Live in Regret | Ashens

[@AestheticCapybara]

Imagine someone watching this, finding out their precious bondage/murder set they ordered five years ago ended up in ashens video.

[@monikamoon14]

🤣 bondage or Murder set....😂

[@SonicZilla1234]

Well, as they say “small world”

[@chompers5568]

@notfiveo njh

[@Solaceon]

Or their ripoff Beyblade lmao

[@VickiBowers]

😂😂😂

[@thedeadstig123]

The "boss kit" is for fitting a aftermarket steering wheel to your car, the part the steering wheel bolts to is call a steering wheel boss

[@atmaramsawant517]

That's what I thought too when i read nardi on the box

[@jaskajokunen3716]

@@atmaramsawant517 Probably a fake nardi

[@meamjustme]

As much as i could use one. I would never install a chinese version onto my car.

[@thedeadstig123]

Yes it'll be a Chinese fake, wouldn't fit it to a car it'll be made of monkey metal and rather risky

[@KenMabie]

*puts on sunglasses, lights cigar* "Like a boss"

[@user-uhhhhhIforgor]

These are better blind bags than proper blind bags because you actually have no idea what's in it, as opposed to blind bags where you have a relative idea of what's inside

[@ImminDragon]

Even when these are labeled, you *still* don't know what it's going to be!

[@bretton_woods]

This is most likely why Ebay deleted the listing too... you're not actually allowed to sell mystery goods there, unless it's something like a pack of trading cards (mainly in case of scams, but also as there might be dangerous/illegal goods) It relies on the community reporting such listings though, however if a seller has a couple of strikes against them they will be permanently banned from Ebay along with everyone who lives at their address, and anyone who ever logged on to Ebay using their wi-fi! Sounds extreme but it's true.

[@charliefoxglove4471]

Still comes with the obligatory funkopop though!

[@Hotrob_J]

And a little more guilt free, since it's stuff that's going to get thrown out otherwise instead of buying brand new stuff that'll end up in the bin.

[@Chaos89P]

"I can see perfectly!"

[@LearningandTechnology]

haha - this video was great! Some thoughts: - the fiber cables are actually worth a bit of money - not cheap, so you may make some money on those - the blacklight is used in stamp collecting quite a bit - so that's something to give to your stamp collecting friends - the "guard bar" is for a baby crib. Find a friend with a baby Unfortunately, the FUNKO Pop is non flammable - so you can't even start a fire with it.

[@donny5302]

Didn't know blacklight was used in stamp collectin.

[@LearningandTechnology]

@@donny5302 the light is used to find “tagging” and “watermarking” - similar to currency, stamps were protected against counterfeiting with these mechanisms. Im not sure if it was every country, but here in Canada it was used for sure.

[@tamarrajames3590]

@@donny5302 Black light is also used in gemmology, and checking some antique glass.🖤🇨🇦

[@AngDavies]

Not fibre, it's direct attach copper- just ordinary passive cable for connection over very short distance (say 2 servers in same rack) Product code cu1m- copper 1m

[@LearningandTechnology]

@@AngDavies ah… that’s unfortunate

[@mankysalad350]

Only Ashens could get the most obscure of loot crates and still get a bloody funko pop 😂

[@tore650]

If he had gotten an inflatible crown I would've died xD

[@jameslangridge8849]

Aww man spoiler. KZbin showed me your comment as soon as i opened the video 😮

[@Lunar_Capital]

@@tore650 FUCKING inflatable FUCKING crown!

[@frankiepaul9869]

Right

[@frankiepaul9869]

@@tore650 you read the comment? Its wasn't text to speech.

[@prplzbr]

Counterfeit goods, a funko pop, and 20% sex toys... yeah that's pretty much how i expected this to go.

[@jimmyrustler8983]

"Khajiit has tat, if you have the coin."

[@Rawsolo]

Delightful

[@danforbes3573]

@Purple Zebra Well,thats pretty much how the content Ashens videos seem to go most of the time😄

[@madlord729]

The funko is a counterfeit as well

[@Una_Ridlow]

@@madlord729 how can you tell?

[@MrDjWalnut]

I was really hoping he'd test the blacklight and accidentally reveal some kind of unspeakable eldritch stain on the couch

[@rustyshackleford9456]

I think that was the reason he didn't test it

[@marttull5979]

Deffo find gonk stains .

[@chloejessica7961]

the things that have been on that couch... even just the ones we *know* about...

[@grmpf]

Early Ashens definitely would have done something like this.

[@artchic528]

That couch would be more lit up than a Christmas tree. 😳

[@kayze009]

I'm sure eBay removed it because it's considered a "mystery" package-type deal, which is against their TOS. Also, I've seen and heard of it recently that people will send items to an address that is "undeliverable" so they can submit a claim for a lost package and have insurance payout on it, 5x more than the item is worth some times.

[@ChaseMC215]

I think it might be because it is likely illegal to sell unsent and returned parcels.

[@kayze009]

@@ChaseMC215 Amazon and USPS do it all the time, I actually buy pallets of returns / undeliverable packages when I can. I think it would only be illegal if they were stolen by porch pirates and then sold off, but when they're returned / undeliverable the company can do with that what they please.

[@FrancisR420]

You'd think if someone intentionally didn't include a return address so that that would happen a mail insurance company would tell them to f*** off.

[@danem2215]

That explains the customs labels marking knockoff blacklights as microprocessors then. Pretty ballsy considering customs can open up packages to confirm its contents

[@asteroidrules]

Might also be a bit of a liability issue since these packages appear to have still had their original shipping addresses visible. That means that the person selling the package is technically giving out someone else's personal information.

[@pincombe]

You know its a real LV bag because it was made in France but then shipped to China and hastily repackaged into a cheap unassuming plastic bag to be shipped back to the UK. The perfect way to avoid import duty.

[@isaac5075]

i love pollution

[@sonofstinkfoot9551]

Unless its one of those months were the government is cracking down on imported knock offs an that real LV BAG thinking its a knock off gets chucked in the shredder at customs! lol you'd be better off taking it all out of the packaging wrap it up in a small bin or another bag an mail it to your house with a note taped to the beg! hey karen you left your bag here last visit an you wont be back for a few months I mailed your Wallette an id separate so here's your purse! GOD!!!!!!!!!!!! BLESS YOU ALL AMEM

[@debrawilder9551]

You know they burn what they don’t sell isn’t that crazy

[@TheLifeOfKane]

China is famous for their original high-quality craftsmanship ever since the Communist Regime took over... or was that the other way around... I always forget if they became the king of theft and poor copies before or AFTER they killed all of their intelligent people and had children eat their teachers to prove their loyalty to the Communist Party... Does anybody have enough social credit to ask them? My social credit wallet says "empty, arrest asap"

[@Veheloth]

@@isaac5075 good for you. drink that kool aid.

[@B_Skizzle]

In this episode, Ashens: -Fails to let it rip -Receives multiple... ahem, _bedroom supplies_ -Is Trojan horsed by a POP vinyl -Briefly roleplays as a member of Starfleet

[@UndeadCollector]

I think more surprsing is, that most of us are nerdy enough to know the term "let it rip"🤓

[@LilithBytes]

* Briefly roleplays as a member of Starfleet wait what when?

[@B_Skizzle]

@@LilithBytes He was using one of the thermometers like a phaser.

[@asteroidrules]

All things considered I'm impressed nothing illegal showed up.

[@IvanovIvanAKrutoi]

(cue "Jessica" by the Allman Brothers Band) I read that comment as if it was a "Tonight..." segment on Top Gear.

[@Local_Skinwalker]

This feels like watching a POV of opening gifts you don’t like on a holiday/birthday but you still pretend to be excited about them.

[@mtaufiqnmtn]

You just summed up my feeling for the next chrismast

[@mickeystar12]

Your enraged reaction to the funko pop absolutely killed me 😂 they just keep coming back to haunt you

[@mobilegameclips5628]

That ones actually worth a good bit

[@SanTM]

This is why I love Ashens. He'll buy the rando shit we won't, and YET STILL there's a Funko Pop in there

[@fietehermans9903]

Idk… Would have been funnier if it was all bondage gear

[@ulquiorratube]

It only it was an inflatable crown

[@antichrist1975]

@@ulquiorratubeFUCKING INFLATABLE FUCKING CROWN!

[@leatherworkstation]

"It's a fuckin' bastard wankhole Funko Pop!" Poetry, pure poetry.

[@ArkhBaegor]

He can say wankhole but not what number 4 was

[@ericpode6095]

@@ArkhBaegor 😂😂😂

[@yoymate6316]

@@ArkhBaegor according to reddit it apparently was, uh, ahem, a rear end plug of the furry kind

[@Nekotaku_TV]

@@yoymate6316 Thank you!

[@clray123]

@@yoymate6316 so the only item of the bunch he could use

[@ghoul7240]

this is the first time I've seen Ashens in a couple years and his format is identical. love that consistency

[@mindseyemelodies]

that couch needs to end up in a youtube museum some day

[@normalwhiteguy1555]

Same here, it brings me right back to 2012. He really should do more of these “blind mail” unboxings

[@kiwiboysl]

Same here youtunbe recommened it I havent seen this channel in years but still has the same great content, Don;t know why I stopped watching it.

[@graytlo]

Dude me too!!! I was gonna make this comment until I saw yours! Can’t believe he’s still doing the exact same thing, it’s glorious! See, KZbin channels? You don’t HAVE to shake it up all the time!

[@Jako1987]

How his knees can manage this?

[@Wander1236]

The Cisco-branded SFP-H10GB-CU1M cables seem to go for about $100 each in the US, so that's a pretty valuable find right there.

[@HammondOfTexas0]

I'd have to look at the actual ones tomorrow to be sure, but the label looks wrong to me, so I'm guessing fake, used at minimum since it's not cisco packaging.

[@Nooliy1]

Mate, that is fake as hell. I work with them every day. I could tell from the start that they were cheap knockoffs.

[@thesteelrodent1796]

since the originals are made in China as well, there's a good chance these are backdoor products, which is a common problem in China. When the factories close for the night, the copy pirates are let in through the backdoor to use the original molds etc to produce copycat products that look somewhat original, but aren't. It's one of the problems that come from having stuff made in a country that couldn't care less about copyright or intellectual property

[@DomkeyKnog]

That's definitely a real Louis Vuitton, you can tell because they've written it on the bag! Nobody would lie about that.

[@hollypierce3076]

Lol surely you're right about that! 😂

[@rachaelk7866]

Looked pretty legit to me even had the real label and bag .. he could always take it to a real store to check if legit or Google how to spot fakes usually the fakea don't have the real bag or comes in .. shoddy stitching and fake labels and won't have the real logo bc of trademarks I think he has a real one and worth a mint prob some rich lady that ordered one online ..

[@areyouserious3092]

No they wouldn't silly

[@neonwired4978]

nah it's fake, it says 'VL' instead of 'LV'

[@ryanglaser5336]

@@rachaelk7866 the liquidator would most likely not have let it go for cheap on ebay if there was even a small chance it was legit

[@CatBroiler]

If it's a UK to UK package, but with a customs tag, it's because it's a package from (probably) China that has been shipped to the UK as part of a large consignment. The consignment is sent to a UK processing facility, where it's given it's own (usually RM or Evri/Hermes, the so called "last-mile" courier) shipping label so it can finish the rest of it's journey. This is often done with items from AliExpress and other similar e-stores, to enable air shipping (10-20 days, sometimes faster) of cheap packages that would've been shipped by a service that'd take months, rather than weeks, before this became common practice.

[@cyberleaderandy1]

Very true. I had a cyclist shirt from china delivered by Evri

[@baa_tho]

Yup, everything I've ordered from AliExpress arrived like that - Royal Mail Tracked 48 label and the usual customs declarations.

[@dazultra2000]

Came here to say exactly this. I get a lot of crap from China!

[@jmackmcneill]

Yes, I buy a lot of craft supplies and machine parts from "UK sellers" because I want the stuff quickly, not in 6 weeks time, and it is always like this... batch supplied from China to a warehouse in Stoke-on-Trent, then shipped to me.

[@CaptainKenway]

Yeah, that's how everything via the standard AliExpress shipping option comes now. I made the mistake of picking Cainiao Super Economy for something instead a while back and that took over two months to arrive.

[@montys8th]

The boss kit is an adapter to allow an aftermarket steering wheel to be attached to a car's steering column.

[@tabbi888]

I'm a female who's never owned a car and I still knew what it was, my ex loved his car. I'm surprised by a bloke who doesn't know, too much computers I guess.

[@ayylmao182]

@@tabbi888 not everyone knows cars lmao

[@zgrb]

@@tabbi888 literally who asked

[@user-pv7ef1ll4u]

@@tabbi888 ☕️ no wonder you’re his ex that never owned a car

[@tabbi888]

@@user-pv7ef1ll4u we were married 20yrs and I told him to get out, not that it's any of your business either. Sorry that I've always known true men who at least know basic mechanics, rather than the soft generation you must come from if your offended.

[@chris1275cc]

Surprised you didn't get more "naughty stuff" to be honest, years ago my wife worked in the offices for a courier/re-mailing company and they had a "undelivered dildo wall" in the break room🤣. Their theory was people would order these "items" for themselves without the knowledge of partners/family members and refuse the parcel on delivery out of embarrassment because they where not alone when it arrived. It was quite an impressive collection, and not all of them where of "human" design😳.

[@joshshrum2764]

Ohhh sweet Jesus.

[@Mashamazzi]

I thought you meant one person ordered a whole dildo wall and not that it was many undelivered dildos on a wall

[@cardfreak0560]

A certain moisty youtuber might be interested in that collection

[@sock4118]

Bad dragon

[@benm4290]

Did they play that fair game on breaks - the one where you throw a ring over the phallus and win a prize?

[@jlb9577]

Hearing Ashens say “the spread-eagling of a human” is one for the history books

[@yam83]

Holy shit!!!

[@TylerCMilligan]

It came out the package and I was confused. Then I saw the arm or leg restraint and laughed. Then the moment of realization by Ashens!

[@DissociatedWomenIncorporated]

0-16 sad onions

[@TheTugboatgirl]

I want to know what the other item was. Lol

[@Sim0n98]

Next time you go driving, remember that there might be cars around you that contain parts that came in a box that said “please enjoy your car life”

[@MattTester]

I once had a removable steering wheel kit that was definitely the same kind of quality. Thankfully, the steering wheel didn't come off in my hands at any point.

[@jimmyrustler8983]

And the rest of their car held together with construction strut, fender washers and Southern Chrome (also known as Duct tape). And your demise may be captured on their potato quality dashcam.

[@bletheringfool]

Yeah, it's the new van life

[@SuprousOxide]

You would prefer "Please enjoy your car death"?

[@sittingstill3578]

Asia is full of “_____ Life” this and that. There’s probably a deep lore and history to it but I haven’t come across why. A lot of the products I’ve seen are very cute or homely.

[@Picobits]

PLEASE do more of this, it's incredibly entertaining

[@MrJ0mmy]

yes

[@SirMegaManNeoX]

He can't. This is illegal. 😂

[@tipman2000]

Just look at his channel. It’s all he has lol

[@thebigyin5274]

It’s all mail he has sent himself. Either that or others have sent him.

[@ep1phany62]

‘To facilitate the spread eagling of a human’ 😂 Hands down, the funniest sentence I’ve heard in 2022.

[@voltairearouet1374]

This is not funny.

[@chickensandwichman5443]

I really don't understand some peoples senses of humour. Seriously. I didn't even consider this an even slightly funny line, let alone side-splitting funny. I wouldn't have even registered this as anything without people quoting it in the comments. People seriously mind-boggle me sometimes

[@queenbeeautumn]

​@@chickensandwichman5443it would a funny old world if we were all alike

[@kermitboy3686]

Why the hell are you people so angry over someone finding something funny, people have different senses of humour who cares?

[@hartwarg3051]

Or better yet the blood eagling of a human

[@Turbo3032]

I love how the blacklight was opened between the 2 adult items

[@Mrtfarrugia]

Turns it on. OH GAWD NO!!!!!

[@ben-3467]

why do you think he didnt try it out ^^

[@packers12to80]

He knew better to put a black light to that couch 🤣

[@PennyroyalHammersmith]

"Oh god. It's like a mosaic of semen."

[@isaacthecorncob]

@@PennyroyalHammersmith Is that Another Dirty Room? I hear a tinge of Dan Bell there

[@mikepapafoxtrot9898]

"It's a f'#%ing bastard wank hole funko pop" had me in tears, thanks for cheering me up on the sad weekend. Brilliant concept, parcel roulette, the modern version of a blind bag. Thanks Ashens.

[@BenderdickCumbersnatch]

Please tighten the nut after adjusting the spline of boss to the spline of shaft. Otherwise the spline of boss is break down and very danger. Please grease the face of insulator little bit. :D

[@wendyheatherwood]

Never trust a customs declaration. When I worked for a shipping company (that actually owned its own ship) we would ship anything that had a customs declaration, no questions asked. We once got a full size shipping container delivered with a declaration that said it contained a single television. We still loaded it on board.

[@yaziyo]

Probably a TV from that short-lived era where they were both CRTs and also big screens. Those TVs were legitimately the size of a shipping container lol

[@Mat8594]

@@yaziyo god yea, and with shit resolution ma had a 3-4 foot wide huge old thing upstairs, but it had like 480p quality, absolutely unwatchable at that size unless you sat a mile away at which point why buy such a big screen

[@gay.mer9328]

I don’t know what you’re talking about, it was totally just one TV.

[@Ragnarok540]

It probably was mostly drugs.

[@BirchPig]

Jokes on you it was a jumbotron

[@johnnyb013]

First package is a aftermarket steering wheel adapter. It's used to put racing esq steering wheels on your car. Love your videos btw!!

[@john_toss]

I lost it when Stuart said “the spread eagleling of a human”

[@Scorpodael]

I suppose it could also be used for a large dog or a goat, but that just seems SUSPECT.

[@Bebopopotamus]

@@Scorpodael using it for a dog or goat is WAY more suspect.

[@da_ghoul9432]

The fact that he knew what it was right away.😮

[@campbellharris8999]

@@da_ghoul9432 he's done the rounds on wish, of course he knows what it is.

[@BunniMonster]

That LV bag is real and worth a million pounds.

[@carl1367]

im a certified expert in all things LOUIS VUITTON and i can say this is the truth except its actually worth 2 million pounds

[@LeeDee5]

A BILLION POUNDS!

[@Chef_Alpo]

If it were mine I would sell it and buy a Honda Civic for everyone on my street

[@donesko81]

@Eragor the Kindhearted A MILLION POUNDS!!!

[@Omabatfartsbruh]

lods of emone

[@majorskies7091]

this was surprisingly entertaining hope another one will be done - the parcel labels are so suspicious incorrectly identifying the contents of the package.

[@gray007nl]

@thomas burns Yeah but labeling the blacklight as a microprocessor?

[@watermelonhelmet6854]

@@gray007nl It's probably because the actual UV lamp is a fluorescent tube. It's like shipping a lithium-ion battery, they're classed as hazardous. A microprocessor isn't,

[@XH1927]

When I ship something that requires a description I always put something that's technically true but generic. Back when I was gunsmithing I shipped a lot of "assembled machine parts"

[@rachaelk7866]

@@watermelonhelmet6854 plus usually the tube is glass which is a customs no no .. esp overseas ..

[@alexnolasco1339]

In the next one he opens a package of mystery drugs from the Netherlands, customs claimed as a vintage trinket

[@BellaDiLo317]

There are instances where people will sell "replica" (counterfeit) replica jewelry, handbags, and clothings overseas and they will often declare the customs value as very low. Sometimes it's the same factory as the designer.

[@replicanna6931]

I had this with IKEA fabric designs in Turkey

[@spidereye1111]

I could happily watch 12 straight hours of Ashens opening returned parcels 10/10

[@moonblade345]

Same here. This is the type of content that keeps KZbin alive

[@locksmith2441]

The Boss kit is for installing an aftermarket sterrring wheel. It would be modle specific. The "Bay Blade" style tops were probably samples sent from a Chinese manufacturer to someone looking to buy wholesale. the "Plush Blade" is actually a Svkichico Handmade Braided Cushion Soft Knot Pillow Cute Cushion Long Deco.

[@Henrex2000]

Those are just bootleg Beyblade

[@Eta_Hoyimi]

@@Henrex2000 Must be for French cars if it's modle' specific

[@locksmith2441]

@@kruleworld The internet is...getting ones spelling corrected by someone who goes by the name Krule World.

[@chairwood]

oh yeah, its so obvious. a Svkichico Handmade Braided Cushion Soft Knot Pillow Cute Cushion Long Deco.

[@somoneelse3488]

The irony of Ashens describing the harness as a “Massive Strap” is palpable

[@milokiss8276]

EXACTLY what i thought. When I saw the metal ring, I immediately thought *"Well, He's not entirely wrong..."*

[@dylanmilne6683]

That's a good band name there

[@cannotbeleftblank6027]

I was more impressed by the "I know exactly what this is..." remark. Makes you wonder. . .

[@anusername8350]

@@dylanmilne6683 massive astrap

[@nickshipway8199]

A massive strap with a place to hang it up...

[@marilynmarilyn747]

I used to sell knock offs like that, you can tell because there’s plastic on a non leather handle, the dust bag is super cheap material and if you look inside the lining of an original is very silky and usually there’s a controlato card inside. That being said, your logo on that knock off is very original looking so it sells for more than other cheaper ones. I’d guess you could sell it for around $50. If you list it make sure to only say designer look alike. If you use LV in the description they’ll cancel your listing.

[@samusaron5000]

And this is why i was scrolling the comments, I knew he real ones are expensive AF but no clue on the off brand and what its worth is. Thanks!

[@marilynmarilyn747]

It wasn’t when I did it years ago. It’s illegal if you sell it as that brand.

[@samusaron5000]

just like how various tv shows and movies can get away with like sudobucks and macdonalds, just different enough to say its not starbucks or mcdonalds

[@holdtightadele8017]

@MIZAR only if you’re trying to pass it off as real.

[@toxictrumptube7763]

Imagine watching Ashens open a parcel, that you ordered but somehow got lost...

[@mrpineapple3942]

Rip

[@KingPrintmaker]

Imagine it was item number 4.

[@wlogan0204]

id love to watch him unbox a bad dragon chance flaired XL

[@KernelLeak]

If that's what it takes for Ashens to review something of mine - I'm all for it... :D

[@KenMabie]

Not my collecters edition lord of the rings orc dildo set !!!!

[@DarkestVampire92]

On the customs declaration thing: Often times these chinese companies that send non-orders to random addresses declare the item on the website, but then stuff some cheap crap into the box instead. So likely, they wanted to get a review/order for their cheap knockoff microprocessor, but didnt want to waste their merchandise, so they stuffed an EVEN CHEAPER blacklight into the box instead, hoping nobody would open the box and find out.

[@Kalergi_Plan_Accelerationist]

iirc its called brushing

[@subtledemisefox]

This must be extremely common, because almost every single one of these packages had an incorrect declaration on it

[@m3ntal2k]

Nobody is verifying customs declarations against reviews. From past experience they've done this to help dodge import tax on items £15 black light Vs £2 microprocessor.

[@timington87]

This would make such a awesome advent calendar with you and Nerdcubed see who opens best random stuff !!

[@venomcake1768]

That is a very good idea!

[@Darx97]

Well hello there fellow PH enjoyer, fancy seeing you in here

[@immortalslayer90]

I fully approve of this idea.

[@timington87]

@@Darx97 is a small world hello ! O/

[@Zack_Wester]

Didn´t the US postal or at least one of them do something similar. I recall at least one of the US postal services holding actions on unclaimed parcels.

[@deniselisboa1]

watching this man struggle so much with a beyblade makes me feel the same amount of joy and despair

[@replicanna6931]

Exactly! I have two sons, I am a middle aged lady and would have figured it out immediatly 😄

[@minnieivey8636]

I love bay blades , I play with my grandson!🥰

[@merlyn-saygesings9833]

i used to play with them as a kid and ill admit i sucked at customizing them but watching that hurt lol

[@JamieElli]

I didn't think it was that hard, but I guess it is harder when you don't know what it'll look like once put together.

[@dg2911]

"to facilitate the spread eagling of a human" made me laugh way too hard 🤣

[@largol33t1]

I just KNEW he would accidentally get something kinky like that...

[@fitafterfitness9966]

Im still laughing at what he said 🤣

[@trollsthatlol1]

Please don't try it on anything else.

[@TheRealAmericanMan]

That Ezio funko is old and actually worth a fair chunk of change at around $50 in box

[@Frankfurtdabezzzt]

Probably the reason why they produce fake ones

[@TheGuyWhoIsSitting]

MILLIONS OF POUNDS!

[@denissmith7671]

And 50 is used. I felt so bad when he threw it

[@nickfelmey5830]

It was fake anyway

[@mallardtheduck1]

The listing probably got pulled from Ebay because it falls foul of the "Chance listings policy". It's not really allowed to sell "mystery boxes" on Ebay.

[@sammichbread]

it's been so long since i've watched an ashens video, i used to be obsessed with these videos when i was like 13! i was literally just thinking about 0-3 sad onions yesterday and got this video in my recommendations today!

[@MattY-qq9tv]

Its google. They read our minds now, not just our conversations. lol.

[@angelreilly8312]

Ohh, I love the sad onions and don't look at it any other way now

[@NumptyMcNumptyface]

If those SFP cables are the genuine article they're worth a decent amount of money. Might even offset the negative value of the funko pop.

[@TotalScrubbery]

I dont know if anything can offset he funko pop

[@PemboCycling]

10G Cisco ones too. Worth a few quid if genuine. Even if they ain't they'll have resale value

[@damstachizz]

Was about to post this, Cisco SFP cables are like $20 each

[@HammondOfTexas0]

I'd be curious to take the serial number and dump it into the Cisco's site and see what you end up with.

[@massiveterry4213]

Especially for 7 of them, I used to work for a network company who would regularly throw up hundreds of SFPs and data cables, not because they didn’t work but just because they didn’t need them, so to save waste I’d take them and sell them, nice bit of pocket money

[@ojbeez5260]

Actually the Bag is truly worth that amount, because: 1. I Want to believe it is. 2. I saw it on the internet for that price ...somewhere. 3. Someone in the comments said it is worth that much. 4. It says LV on it must be worth it. 5. It's got an official looking receipt and customs document. 6. It's made in China.

[@danquaylesitsspeltpotatoe8307]

Well nothing on the customs label is going to give away anything hidden like yummy rubies!

[@slurvtrutl526]

IDK why ugly bags getting faked are any more worthless than the original ugly bag

[@worldhello1234]

Well, those are legit reasons and you are trully an expert, not a wannabe joker. 😉

[@tylerjames7172]

Ashens struggling with how a beyblade-like spinning top works is possibly the most Ashens thing I've ever seen

[@ceykat669]

I need to see these beyblades spinning on a baking sheet

[@crazyboi1818]

Been awhile, Stuart. I used to watch you for literal years when i was younger. Glad to see you’re still doing well man. Will definitely make sure to tap back in to the videos. Also glad to see the brown sofa still around !

[@stringstorm]

I love stuart's reaction to the funko pop. 'Bastard' apparently is the first thing that comes to stuart's mind when he sees a funko pop. Just goes to show how universally hated they are for some reason.

[@ryanglaser5336]

Not to mention they probably off-gas toxic fumes from the poison plastic material PVC (poly vinyl chloride).

[@TyphonMar]

I like the robot ones. The ones with mouths are terrifying

[@Michael-zf1ko]

"for some reason" I mean, there are many legit reasons they are hated my guy.

[@TyphonMar]

@@Michael-zf1ko they're mostly harmless fun aren't they?

[@Michael-zf1ko]

@@TyphonMar Not entirely harmless when you consider the plastic waste.

[@Pit_Wizard]

That infrared thermometer is taking me back 😂 back in 2020 after I lost my job due to COVID layoffs, I got a job taking temperatures at the entrance to a factory for $25 an hour. Far and away the easiest job I've ever had and probably ever will have.

[@FlatBroke612]

>taking temperature at the factory You should self YEET for being a foot soldier of the globalhomo.

[@Pit_Wizard]

@@FlatBroke612 I have no idea what you're talking about but a man's gotta eat 🤷

[@Blakbox92]

@@FlatBroke612 what

[@ABW941]

@@Pit_Wizard Absolutely right! I have to put food on the table, even if i have to club baby seals for it.

[@thedude5295]

It sounds like an awful job though. I once had a security gig where I did nothing all day long except for wave people out the exit from my car as they drove by. I couldn't even understand why they were paying me to be there. In 3 weeks I never had any interaction with anyone other than making eye contact and waving at them. But I couldn't read a book because people from the client company and the employee would drive by and if I wasn't making eye contact and waving at them I'd get fired. It was the worst job I ever had and 8 hours felt like 8 days.

[@m2pt5]

Also fun and less questionably legal, you can buy boxes/pallets of returns from Amazon.

[@_Minecraft_ASMR]

Used to work for the major company that did those boxes/pallets. We got the pallets from retailers as a huge mixed skid, there are people who sort the items by department and sort out the completely broken stuff. Everything really good gets refurbished and sold online and the junk items gets sold in smaller boxes or skids usually by item. Any video where you see someone open a box with a $500 unbroken item is 100% fake. The only dept. that gets items worth more than $300 is "houseware/appliances" which has vacuums, microwaves and minifridges.

[@ReinQuest]

That’s fun too. Seen a toilet on one of them pallets. 🤣

[@override7486]

I work in recycling company and (at the moment) we're buying pallets of Homebase returns, check it, test it, and sell it on eBay. What's there depends on a load etc., but in general, looking at returns from HB/Argos and so on, I can clearly state people are fucking idiots, can't read, not to mention use the item they bought. Bigger issue is a refund and money return without a question. It's f*** insane.

[@Darkest_matter]

Bruh their all gonna be broken.

[@Tortellini4731]

I subscribed to this channel when he opened a canned chicken and knives from the 99 cent store lmao I’m so happy to see he’s still doing well

[@thoomish3556]

⚠️👮‍♂️⚠️'scuse me sir, I believe you meant to say Poundland there

[@TheLarryburns84]

​@@thoomish3556 are you a newer Ashens fan or have you simply forgotten when he used to go to "99p Stores" ? watch one of his old Halloween videos, he's bound to mention em

[@emeraldhill8294]

I'll never forget that chicken! Oh the horror.

[@debramiller7317]

OH MY GOD! THE CHICKEN! That chicken still haunts my dreams...

[@Myrdin90]

This is the first Ashens video I've watched since before Covid. Our lives change, but the brown couch is eternal

[@JPSimen]

You mean the Wuhan Special?

[@hahanah1463]

how has our lifes change? you just crack on . if you took tye trial covid jab ywa your body chemicals changed but other than that..get the fuck on with your life

[@passingrando6457]

The Kung Flu?

[@petebrad01527]

wow no ashens for that long... where have you been and how did you survive?! welcome back then i guess, it must have been pretty serious whatever it was, glad youre ok😅

[@SweenyLand]

I remember what happened last time ashens opened a strangers mail.... be careful, this could lead to a surprisingly high production scifi adventure

[@Demon_Cleaner]

Hey, that's exactly what I thought when I read the title!!

[@DirectorOfChaos9292]

11:07 That "Oh" of realization when he recognized what it was and what it was used for XD

[@BrknSoul]

The fact that he knows indicates that he may have used one before. No judgement here! ;-)

[@Nicola_Bailey]

That part had me crying with laughter, partly I suspect, because I was still chuckling over the unshowable No. 4.

[@KernelLeak]

@@Nicola_Bailey actually, the "unshowable no. 4" would have worked well with those straps...

[@takashikamiyama4607]

Nothing wrong with some good ol' bondage

[@paulableman2663]

I knew immediately that it was s&m. Like, somehow the web straps and adjustment buckles of dirt cheap sex toys are entirely unmistakable

[@originalcharacter2470]

If you're buying mysterious packages, then could you do a video about unclaimed airport luggage? That seems like a potentially interesting topic to make a video about.

[@pickledkool-aid]

If you’re asking whether it’s possible to buy unclaimed luggage, then yes! Can’t answer as to whether or not Ashens will ever buy any, though, lol

[@sew161]

There's a store that sells it

[@PascalGienger]

In Germany Frankfurt Airport does those luggage auctions regularly. I bought a suitcase from there and it I had luck. Beautiful clothing in my size - but I had to trash the porn magazines;-)

[@TheModdedwarfare3]

@@PascalGienger some dude is really upset that you stole his porn mags and pretty dresses

[@revenevan11]

Yeah that & the fact that employees get 1st dibs are each half the reason everyone's luggage gets "lost" so often 😫

[@thegardenofeatin5965]

"To facilitate the spread-eagling of a human" is most definitely a phrase.

[@mkdfan]

I can imagine your girlfriend seeing all this stuff on the couch and thinking “good lord, what kind of night does Stuart have planned for us?” 😂

[@stuxinator8187]

The funko pop is by far the most concerning item

[@StefanConstantinDumitrache]

@@stuxinator8187 she got bribed with a premium LV bag.

[@AzguardMike]

Oh a boss kit, bondage straps and a funko pop. Aren't I a lucky girl? Ashens "no dear, it was for a KZbin video" bastard

[@maik_G]

Hey Ashens, the "plush" item in 13:30 is actually a baby crib protection "snake". It goes around the baby to insure that it doesn't hit itself on the wooden bar sides when turning.

[@WhiteUnicorn82]

No, it's not. If he just warmed it up a little he'd see it melting and realise it is, in fact, marshmallow.

[@tanasekittycutie]

It’s a cot bumper

[@OFFICIALLYBENPEARCE]

@@tanasekittycutie nah its a giant flump

[@meg24751]

It's a cot bumper, they are REALLY dangerous and can cause suffocation, I don't recommend you use them.

[@calumbutter8959]

I wish they had them in the 70s. I have a splendid scar on my forehead from a time I traumatised my mother.

[@bbanta06]

In a world where we truly enjoy so few surprises these days.... this sir, is a GEM of a hobby I may need to partake in!!! Thank you for sharing!!

[@mrjerrythehamster]

That's actually a real LV bag with a market value of one million pounds

[@marti5420]

Holy fuck, I believe every word you're saying because it's exactly what I want to hear

[@-kye]

the police when they see a gram of cocaine

[@kirkb4989]

I just read this on the internet so it MUST be true!!!

[@RalphH007]

That is a lie, it is only about 950k.

[@CWINDOWSsystem32]

@@RalphH007 With inflation these days, it's closer to £980k.

[@dylnm]

When they have a label underneath and a customs declaration, that's a sign that it's from a freight forwarder. Chinese sellers ship a bunch of their products to UK/USA warehouses and then dispatch orders from there so it's not always directly from China. Also not called for means it sat in some dusty sorting office for a while before Royal Mail bothered to return to sender.

[@voivod6871]

How the hell did Ashens so quickly figure out what those black belt things were for?

[@svenbosma5704]

Very sus

[@duo1666]

My first guess after 3 seconds was sex swing.

[@davidcarlton2513]

@@duo1666 that was my thoughts exactly 😂😂😂

[@bibasik7]

I was surprised that it took him so long to figure it out.

[@sinisterthoughts2896]

Experience.

[@Liggliluff]

I lost a large box once and got it refunded. Would be fun if it showed up in an Ashens video.

[@Boltscrap]

Love Ashens eminating that strong dad/grandpa energy when he tries to fiddle with the knock-off beyblade. Easy to forget that beyblades aren't something all humans just instinctively know how to use.

[@meticulouselectronics]

I picked up some modern beyblades and it took me a minute to figure out how they go together. I'm used to the old metal death traps from my youth

[@Djeveldyrker]

it was infuriating to watch and roused suspicions that he lacks the skill of basic logical thinking or is experiencing early symptoms of dementia

[@WoodysAR]

@@Djeveldyrker it was painful. no one can be that unintelligent

[@stefanforrer2573]

or some people just don't give a shit about a cheap shitty toy from an even shittier anime show that was only made to sell the afore mentioned cheap shitty toy

[@joshshrum2764]

He’s like a uncle in my opinion.

[@doodadsdandy]

god i love coming back to this channel after 6 months and catching up on all the videos. there’s something about binging ashens .. it’s the best viewing experience for me

[@lapislazarus8899]

I was having some anxiety, and watching this really helped! I feel much more calm. 😌

[@Duglum666]

the DAC/SFP cables are actually a really good find.. if they are genuine cisco cables these go for about 80€ a piece.

[@jasejj]

But they won't be genuine, not if they're being "returned" to a Chinese repackager.

[@asteroidrules]

@@jasejj They could be in this case, the delivery address was in Russia so they may have been undeliverable for sanction reasons.

[@hamstirrer6882]

So how much for a whole one?

[@thesteelrodent1796]

@@jasejj they're made in China, so why not?

[@jasejj]

@@thesteelrodent1796 There's a massive difference between corporate manufacturing in China, and the back-street, fly-by-night "factories" that produce the kind of tat on show here.

[@ferghalicious1480]

Ashens: (Sees Bondage straps) Uh-oh haha can’t say too much about what these are for Also Ashens: IT’S A FUCKING BASTARD WANKHOLE FUNKO POP!

[@kringhetto]

You can easily match that bag online for authenticity. That was a super fun video, probably the only one we'll get like this.

[@cyberleaderandy1]

There are security features on them i believe to stop fake ones fooling people

[@nightwheel]

Yeah if I was Ashens. I would at least double check to make sure the bag is indeed fake before tossing it. Because that could be an expensive mistake if it's not a fake.

[@joeyismetoo]

The fabric braid is a “cot bumper” (they look cute but they can be quite dangerous, just as a disclaimer!)

[@AtheistOrphan]

To be fair there’s a pop up in the video explaining that.

[@kandigloss6438]

@@AtheistOrphan To be fair it doesn't say the actual name of the thing or that's it's dangerous.

[@Black_Knight767]

I thought it was one of those things you put under a door to stop a draft lol

[@supernathan94]

I thought it was one of those things that was meant for young children that helps them not roll out of bed onto the floor

[@Djbiohazard1991]

@@Black_Knight767 Same haha

[@dingo596]

As someone who buys a lot of things directly from China this everything shown all looks like they are directly from China, the blue / gray plastic bag is a big giveaway. I have also noticed a lot of it comes by Royal Mail with a UK return address. My guess is that there are warehouses in the UK where a lot of the stuff coming from China is sorted and relabelled and then set to their proper destination. And this stuff is just the stuff that fell through the cracks of the system with people putting in the wrong address, forgetting about them and not collecting them or even moving house the new occupants rejecting things that aren't theirs. I don't think these are connect to the fake reviews thing because these seem too large and bulky for that and they seem like thing people would genuinely order from China.

[@Maverynthia]

I think the return address might be from Hong Kong because they label a lot of stuff as "From your country" but put a mail house address on it to make you think it was shipped from "your country" when it was still shipped from HK. I've seen a lot of this on Aliexpress where they charge $5 to ship and it's still coming from China.

[@zarach11]

Yes often my stuff comes from China via the forwarding service 4PX so the items always have a UK return address

[@Demiglitch]

Normally when they do the fake sale thing they just send wheel weights.

[@asteroidrules]

@@Demiglitch Sometimes seeds, at least once knockoff sunglasses. It's basically an even more random version of Stuart's Wish videos, just random cheap tat.

[@frankhovis]

The UK "return" addresses are often fake, or are some random persons house. I've returned a few items from eBay Chinese sellers and 80% of the time they've returned back to me as "not known at this address" etc.

[@richardhockey8442]

Ashens branching out into the 'personal services' industry with the weird and wonderful parcels he has collected

[@wasad]

Those knockoff Beyblades usually have lead in them so that's fun! Fakes will have Phillips screws while real ones have tri-wing screws. The real version of the one that Ashens struggled to put together is pretty cool, though. It has a gimmick where that bit he twisted on will fly off in battle when hit hard enough. (Yes I'm a Beyblade adult)

[@M-Star1003]

Same. I also kinda enjoyed him struggle with the Bey

[@dom3827]

I miss the old, real beyblades. Sadly, today its only cheap, light plastic.

[@JustPJB]

Me too

[@scarecrow7x]

@@dom3827 nah Hasbro just makes cheap ones that you see in store. You can get their pro series which are pretty epic tbh. Otherwise the ones from Japan by Takara Tomy are usually even more crazy/larger than some of the originals

[@dom3827]

@@scarecrow7x ok, did not know. I have only seen these cheap plasticy lightweight beyblades over here.

[@chief2036]

This was simultaneously the most uneventful yet most suspenseful video I've seen in a while. Very nice work. 😁

[@mrj4615]

The listing will have been taken down for violating eBay's 'chance listings policy' - "Mystery items or listings that offer an opportunity to win an item by chance or contest are not allowed on eBay." Basically, if you purchased a mystery box and wasn't happy with it, you would have a right (under eBay's T&C's for business sellers) to return it for a refund. There would be too many scams otherwise.

[@lemolea9571]

It's not buying the chance to win an item though, you're fully aware that you're buying 10 undelivered parcels. It's the difference between knowing you're buying a mystery box that might have something good or something bad and running a lottery. I think they might not like the fact that they're technically also selling addresses/sensitive information

[@mrj4615]

@@lemolea9571 Mystery items are not allowed on eBay. A returned parcel is a mystery item, because you don't know what's in it. Here in the UK all business sales have to comply with distance selling regulations. If you bought a mystery parcel and weren't happy with it, you would have a legal right to return it. In the case of a dispute, how could the buyer or seller ever prove what was sent? If it was anything to do with addresses or personal information, then that would have to be covered in eBay policy, which it isn't.

[@averagegilo]

That guard bar is for lining the edge of a baby cot to reduce the chances of your baby sustaining an injury 😊

[@EightOneGulf]

The customs declaration on the UK to UK packages is because it isn't actually send from the UK. If you order from AliExpress they will send it to a distribution center in the UK ( or wherever you live ) first, where it will pass customs. From there it will be shipped again, hence it seemed to be shipped from the UK

[@mr.bobcyndaquil4214]

I thought it might have had something to do with the Northern Ireland Protocol

[@LilleTotte]

It's cheap for the seller to place an order with their supplier to send the part directly to the customer, it's but complete shit for the customers. I ordered a part from Germany and had to pay an import fee since the part was sent from their supplier in fucking China instead of a country within the EU. And had the package been lost - tough shit since the seller wasn't the ones who sent it and the supplier in China isn't the one who sold it, so...

[@DrNoxin]

@hd01 All those packages from Schiedam :)

[@bitequation314]

Disappointed we didn't get to see the sofa under that blacklight. I bet it has some interesting stains.

[@jimmyrustler8983]

Years old Terminator skin....

[@askelton1551]

@@jimmyrustler8983 lmao

[@justinplott1611]

@@jimmyrustler8983 and one direction bubble gum

[@bland9876]

The black light would come in handy for cleaning up after using the item he refused to show us and the next item after that we all know that also goes good with it. "Two facilitate the spread eagling of a human" is not something I expected to ever hear.

[@128Gigabytes]

What item he refused to show us?

[@ricklawrence7215]

@@128Gigabytes presumably a dildo

[@ZaikeriaAltaire]

I had a funny feeling I knew what those straps would be the second I saw it in the bag... I was right X'D

[@hello5344]

LMAOO I THOUGHT IT WAS A HARNESS THEN I SAID.. HMM.. BIT LONG FOR A HARNESS LMAOO

[@arkvoodleofthesacredcrotch6060]

Also looks a lot like the straps they make that help either 1 or 2 people lift large heavy objects more safely and easily.

[@willbaack7997]

Same. Thought to myself that goes with number four. Number five could make it even more fun.

[@bookofdragons]

I thought the same thing LMAO

[@Aeolous1]

that boss kit is actually a pretty popular mod incase u wanna use an aftermarket steering wheel

[@DG_427]

Good thing it was never delivered, even though it says "universal" they are not universal. Probably dangerous garbage.

[@Aeolous1]

@@DG_427 yup, the real Nardi boss kit doesnt come with that box with horrible grammar

[@jeniitastic]

Would have loved to see a series of these. It's oddly fascinating.

[@artchic528]

Who else instantly knew what the “massive strap” was and was just grinning and laughing like an idiot waiting for the gears in Stuart’s head to click and him to go “….oh!”???? Makes you wonder how much more lewd #4 was that he couldn’t show that but he could show the “strap”. Bet it was either a flesh light or a very cheap looking blow up doll.

[@dylantowers9367]

My first thought was that it was a strap for securing things to the back/inside of a truck or something. As for #4, I can only guess...

[@incredibleflameboy]

Why not a cheap looking blow up flesh doll? Thematically it works with the bondage straps.

[@Rawsolo]

I had no idea.

[@mildgrooveon]

Yep

[@generichuman2044]

Doubt it was a fleshlight. Those things are surprisingly expensive if they're legit

[@TinFoilCat90]

In the US we have actual stores that you can go to where they have dozens of big bins full of this stuff. It's $5 an item on stock day and then by the end of the week its $1 an item mostly because the good stuff is gone lol. You have to dig though the bins too which makes it kind of fun. Our local one is called treasure hunt.

[@MythicCrystal]

That reminds of a store we have here. But they buy returns from Amazon. The store I believe is called the In and Out Store.

[@fookingsog]

Used to be "Hudson's Treasure Hunt" but some other entity bought them out. Now it's just "Treasure Hunt"!!!🙄 They also had a "Dirt Cheap" section but now it's all just "Treasure Hunt"!!!

[@meg9258]

You can tell a fake L V handbag by how the pattern doesn’t line up perfectly in the creases where the fabric has been sewn together.

[@JoeRabone]

Yup! Each item is printed printed specifically so that the logo is never obscured by a seem

[@Jamal_Tyrone]

when did car insurance companies start doing handbags?

[@AtheistOrphan]

@@Jamal_Tyrone - Or Luncheon Vouchers?

[@1objection]

@@JoeRabone Neat, never knew that.

[@meg9258]

😂

[@fountgarde]

If those beyblades are authentic, (and they were definitely beyblades or knock-offs) they sell pretty well, actually. First one was a something-something Phoenix (Revive or Prominence Phoenix, I think) If it feels hefty, sounds more possible that it could be authentic and/or not a worthless Hasbro bey made in the US. Edit: Taking a closer look, it seems more likely that it is a Dead Phoenix. However, I can’t seem to find one in that color. There are rare CoroCoro Limited Edition sets that are painted in that color scheme, but can’t seem to find a Phoenix in any of them. I’ll keep looking cause I’m bored and have an affinity for beys these days. (Hey, that rhymes) Edit2: It is a B-131 Dead Phoenix, but with a seemingly non-existent color scheme. However, I found multiple listings on eBay with that color scheme selling for cheap. They were also listed as unbranded. So unfortunately, I guess the Dead Phoenix you got was a knock-off after all. Sorry. D:

[@connor1586]

This was a rollercoaster to read

[@kian9108]

The effort is admirable. I used to be bigggg into the metal fusion era

[@SpaceMissile]

props to your internet rabbit hole

[@greenrebel889]

@@connor1586 you must have been fried lad, I got half way through 😂

[@raw6460]

Awesome post! 😍

[@citymorgue629]

The Louis Vuitton bag is definitely fake lol. You can tell by looking at the "O" stamped on the leather tag. LV always uses a thinner o whereas the fakes tend to use a wider one. There's also stitching directly on the LV monogram which is something you'll never see Louis do. It is a good dupe though, one like that would probably go for about $60 at a local shop by me

[@cat-ef7ry]

Watching this remembering when I was introduced to Ashens about 7-8yrs ago maybe. I heard my 7yr old daughter giggling like there was no tomorrow…went to investigate and she was on her android tablet watching Ashens opening Moshi monster packets…she was doubled over laughing, there was a lady googoo in there somewhere…I will have to go find it and watch it again 😂

[@oldtechnobodycaresabout]

The SFP cables are actually really expensive and they sell for quite a lot.

[@Xxpsphacksx]

About 30-50 euros per cable. 7x30=210 euros

[@enfyrneaux]

Those are all-in-one DACs (direct attach cables) for short distances, as opposed to stand alone fiber/copper transceivers that need separate cabling. If they're 10Gbps SFP+ and not counterfeit the price would be accurate...otherwise really not worth the trouble.

[@imallfordabulls]

It says Cisco but the red color on the connector makes me think it’s not legit Cisco.

[@DocFr4nk]

Yeah this could be one hell of a deal

[@tomarse99]

Yeah first thought when I saw them is those are worth a few quid.

[@thefalsekingslayer3717]

Love that I realized what the strap was about 15 seconds before he did, then I was just waiting going “no no no”

[@rwinslowbutler]

Me too! I thought immediately, that's going to be a sex thing.

[@lokidogproductions1289]

Now I want to just hear the commentary at least of opening #4

[@bitterjames]

it's on Patreon. spoiler alert, it's a tail buttplug.

[@lokidogproductions1289]

@@bitterjames LOL! Thanks. I bet the commentary was a hoot when he figured out what it was.

[@galilean2023]

@@lokidogproductions1289 what was it?

[@theSkarekro]

That plush braid thing is to put in a cot so that your newborn/baby don't toss and turn and get their limbs caught in between the openings or hit it. You can also use it to prevent your baby from turning by surrounding them in it

[@BJKage]

Newborns do not toss and turn.

[@Zothiqueness]

@@BJKage are you ok? I think your brain fell out somewhere.

[@BJKage]

@@Zothiqueness I am well and I´ve had baby, that´s why I know newborns do not toss and turn, babies do and it would be dangerous to put the braid in, because they might suffocate. But if you call 20 year old a kid, than I understand it went over your head.

[@Zothiqueness]

@@BJKage I have had babies. They do not lay like logs all night long. You are insane.

[@Lyrabela]

Lol my first thought was ah I use those to keep the cold from coming through under my door 😅

[@the_d3vils_daughter689]

the cisco sfp cables can be worth a bit, at least as far as cables go. Mighty want to look into that :) And reagrding the guard bar. Might be one of those that put infront of the door if it has a gap. To stop wind coming through.

[@BrophyMichael]

I thought the same- if they are cisco they're like 80-100 ...each!

[@jedimasternoob]

That is a fake bag. You can tell by the stitching seams. The real ones have the pattern through out, and all connects, even at the seams, if you look at 16:51 you can see the top seam has the pattern abruptly end without counting to the other side of the fabric. They ALWAYS have complete LV logos that are not cut off ever too, and you can clearly see them cut off all over.

[@Kincior]

I think that first of all it wouldn’t have been so poorly packaged

[@therappingconservative2438]

You can also tell by the plastic wrapped handle. LV would never wrap their merchandise in plastic or anything that cheapens the appearance. It would be shipped in a box surrounded by cloth for protection. But also it looks cheap as hell and is clearly fake.

[@satan3959]

Probably from one of those Chinese websites that sell "genuine" Versace jeans for like 35 US dollars. LOL

[@angeltt4390]

A lot of supposed UK parcels show signs of import stickers underneath the RM stickers - this is classic drop shipping where knock-offs are shipped to an address in the UK from places like China, then it is re-posted with an UK label. Usual practice for sellers who claim their items are based in the UK but arent really. Drop shipping is against eBay and Amazon ToS so this is their "workaround" although quite aggrivating thinking you'll get an item in around a week in the UK and it actually takes 4-6+ weeks to arrive.

[@DarthPerkins]

Stuart, if it's important to disguise the addresses, you may want to delete the barcodes and QR codes. Just out of interest, I got the first packages sender/recipient and details via UPS.

[@milokiss8276]

Yeah, People forget that bar/qr codes are literally just strings of text in black and white.

[@penfold7800]

Yeah i was thinking that. Barcodes dont always mean much but QR codes deffinately are the bane of modern life. Always remember to destroy all of the label, not just the address. ...and the other dispatch QR code on the other side of the package too.

[@DarthPerkins]

Although I would like to see the bar code on those sex toys. In the interests of science...

[@0BRAN0]

In an ever changing KZbin, ashens stays the same. And I love it!

[@Metalwario64]

Agreed! Ashens is super comforting.

[@orangeapples]

It’s like visiting your parents’ house.

[@busdriverguy]

Seeing Ashens fiddle around in the straps before realizing what they were was wild

[@455king4help]

You got 7 server cables! Those are expensive as heck!

[@corncobjohnsonreal]

Thanks for telling us approximately how much they're worth

[@corncobjohnsonreal]

Oh my gosh they go from like $100 to $400

[@ldti]

IF those are authentic 10gbps Cisco DACs, maybe..

[@the_dark_defender]

That Louis Vuitton bag is real and worth a million pounds.

[@speedracer9132]

This person is NOT lying

[@happinesstolerant]

You knock so you must be telling the truth!

[@Unethical.FandubsGames]

It could fetch a million pounds. It's not WORTH that. Also no. It wont fetch a million pounds. The most expensive item is only in the hundreds of thousands of... dollars. So hard luck there, mate.

[@PrimRoseLane]

@@happinesstolerant I read it on the internet so it MUST be true.

[@greyguy.960]

@@Unethical.FandubsGames Did you not watch the video and the joke ?