Feb 2016 Loot Crate / Super Geek Box | Ashens

[@souperman72]

"Dead, like your wife's love for you". Jeez too real Ashens.

[@poorcharacter6021]

"Eat blazing doorknobs of death, banana-face!" My life force was actually extinguished from that bad that was.

[@tncorgi92]

On the other hand, that makes a fairly strong and unique password.

[@samdavies1752]

It's funny how much of a shit he doesn't give I actually like watching it

[@joshfloyd4761]

hilarious...

[@Samfransch]

Nice name sam

[@HeyItsJoe1]

+Sam Davies its because unlike everybody else, he isn't forcing himself to enjoy the content

[@alexmiota]

+Sam Davies ikr

[@rusduderus]

+Sam Davies check out iDubbbzTv then if you haven't already, you gonna like it

[@umbaupause]

A day that begins with t? Taturday. In my world, it exists.

[@jamesroseii]

excellent

[@whereami2870]

Ashes neeeeeds to see this. xD

[@BenjaminGoose]

+umbaupause Tuesday.

[@BenjaminGoose]

loperspest Quick, change ze channel!

[@DrWIN7er]

Today

[@jubbie1122]

BRING BACK THE BLOWTORCH! BRING BACK THE BLOWTORCH!!!

[@mitchlmitten5874]

Not in the loot crate videos. Too many nerds would cry.

[@jubbie1122]

EVEN BETTER!!!

[@Jaguar_Delta]

+Mitch L (Mitten) even more of a reason.

[@mitchlmitten5874]

jubbie1122 It _would_ be kinda funny...

[@AgentTasmania]

+Mitch L (Mitten) exactly.

[@Sainty-0]

These boxes are the perfect example of what nerd culture has degraded to.

[@HalalGam3r]

Honest reviews make these good unlike some other who have fake smiles about every shit thing in those boxes

[@kristina80ification]

The soap on a rope reminded me of a weird gift I got from my grandmother on my mom's side when I was a kid, her gifts were always weird but this one stands out in my mind for some reason. It was just a soap on a rope and a waterproof radio that you stick on your shower wall... Also, according to the wikipedia page Hai Karate has been revived in the UK, so Ashen's prediction might come true. :P Also, even though it probably wasn't meant that way at all, that Sure You Can joke seems slightly sexist.

[@CitizenKanevideos]

The only dead thing in this video is Ashen's interest in blind boxes.

[@MikeTheGamer77]

feel free to send me the deadpool figurine.

[@joshfloyd4761]

NO,ME!

[@baconcatbug]

+Victoria Summerfield No ME

[@whereami2870]

+Bacon Catbug no ME

[@mitchlmitten5874]

I will be taking all the figurines with disproportioned heads, thank you very much.

[@srbnsn]

He's giving the Deadpool stuff to his friend.

[@dynestis2875]

I lost it when you started bashing the soap-on-a-rope X'D

[@AmyMeowCat]

You Sir, are awesome! I love and appreciate your honesty! I enjoy all your vids but particularly your unboxing ones. Thanks for all the laughs!

[@alexlandsbergs]

damn, slim pickings this month. I think I only watch lootcrate videos to see how sad they are these days.

[@Beezwax99GB]

+alexlandsbergs Isn't that what these videos are for?... For looking at how bullshit Lootcrate is?...

[@supyoist]

Kind of always been shit I guess

[@alexlandsbergs]

I would disagree, at the beginning, they were semi decent. that was a long time ago. now they are heavily sponsored, which you would think would mean more in the crate, but nah.

[@AbsoluteTravisT]

You gotta appreciate the tenacity of Ashens that he gets these every month and gives away the most expensive object every time because he doesn't like the big head design. I imagine at this point, all his friends have at least one of these given as a gift.

[@chase_h.01]

Wow I think that soap just blew out the inflatable crown as worst item to date.

[@DarkestVampire92]

+Chase H Nah. An inflatable crown costs like a cent to make in materials and ten cents in packaging. Casting soap and putting it on a hemp rope is at least one pound.

[@nexviper]

On the other hand it's probably easier to make your own soap on a rope than your own inflatable crown. Of course you could make a crown of soap.

[@hexyko4850]

While soap on a rope is a lame item, at least you can use the soap to wash your hands. The crown is useless.

[@alfalfamire]

Everytime I see a new Ashens video in my sub feed my heart implodes.

[@themoviedealers]

I would recommend you watch the first season of The Walking Dead and see if you get hooked or not. It's only six episodes. Not too much of a commitment.

[@voltar1349]

Season 2 is crap though

[@johnclavis]

Finally, something pops up in my subscription list that I actually want to see! thank you, Ashens ash, for the supernatural debt cancellation!

[@MrCorroxide]

When was the last time we saw the blowtorch?

[@freedomgeek2]

When I first heard of lootcrate I found the concept interesting. Watching your videos has made me very glad I never signed up.

[@GraemePryce1978]

I don't think I have EVER seen ashens pull a single item out of one of these boxes that I would ACTUALLY choose to buy. Still, at least there wasn't a fucking bobble-head this time.

[@charlieharryimp]

+Graeme Pryce Or a fucking inflatable fucking crown

[@IvanovIvanAKrutoi]

+Graeme Pryce Or FUCKING SHOELACES.

[@TheNightquaker]

I actually don't mind the Deadpool figurine at all, personally. Sure is better than generic Dorbz and Pops.

[@Estlib]

FUCKING UNFLATABLE FUCKING CROWN

[@bckroobnzi141]

*inflatable

[@Estlib]

right

[@park1059]

I can't believe how much human effort went into making such tat.

[@UberNeuman]

The Walking Dead soap must have been designed by an unhinged Vietnam Vet.

[@itsthatoneguy5]

No shit I had an uncle that has a picture of him wearing a necklace of fingers and teeth. That dude was fucking insane.

[@8bitgubben]

Ashens is one of the few youtubers that i actually find funny

[@MRG978]

I think Red #40 is banned in the UK, so I guess the ear soap is kinda like contraband. Really taking it to the edge ashens

[@tedioustotoro4885]

The loot crate exclusive part of the walking dead figures is the big heads all the other ones are much smaller with much more reasonable head sizes

[@mothslug4387]

man loot crate has gone even further down the shitter huh

[@starplatinumb]

I usually wait til my crate arrives before watching these, but it still hasn't got here yet, so here I am.

[@ohnoanotherputz]

Ashens is the only one that is honest about these stupid things.

[@Vendzor]

0:42 "You're wife's love for you maybe" I can't stop laughing

[@mossfoster5317]

If humans die out and aliens come to visit they'll think all people have massive heads.

[@XxwelkyxX]

You could argue that the DP figure is completely in character to be honest. He is depicted like that often.

[@raggedyanarchist]

New from the makers of Toothpaste in a Suitcase and Aftershave in a Shallow Grave! It's Soap on a Rope! Yeah, I wouldn't have been overly impressed with that crate either.

[@sqoops8613]

Lut Craet. Thank you, Ashens. You have earned my undying respect and gratitude :D

[@Xeotroid]

"Wow, It's kinda early for Ashens to make a February Loot Cra-- IT'S 28TH ALREADY?"

[@danielgrianger6199]

Feb 29th here

[@AnxietyAddict]

+Daniel Grianger You, future man! Tell us what you know

[@themanthemitchthelegend6183]

+Daniel Grianger TIME TRAVELLING REPTILLIAN, wait what's a time zone?

[@whereami2870]

+ASMRWhisperLight. Why did I read that in ashens voice

[@SnubHalfling]

+Daniel Grianger why didn't you warn us about 9/11?

[@planespotter7572]

Yes Ashens! Another loot crate! OMG man I love these videos! Awesome👍

[@YouSoSpice]

Enjoy More of Dead: Welcome to Die Edition Loot Crate Suicide Starter Pack

[@westyrules12]

The intro gets more and more relevant every month

[@aasherahmed4389]

when i saw the video "bloody hell is he still doing these?"

[@famguy2101]

fun fact, "we can do it!" wasn't the original Rosie the riveter, it was actually a poster found in Westinghouse factories only, in 1943 .Rosie the riveter was a different poster of a muscular women with a rivet gun eating a ham sandwhich

[@BloodfelX]

I've never actually seen Soap-On-A-Rope. I wasn't missing out on much. In fact, I feel that I have somehow lost knowledge.

[@Overhazard]

How does the packaging smell of lemons and such but not the soap? Was the packaging scented instead?

[@SD-se4mx]

Got to get it past the sniffer dogs in Customs somehow.

[@alex-ux2dq]

3:38 - 4:12 listen with your eyes closed

[@Ccberry98]

Made my fucking day

[@clkl7527]

IM CRYONG OMFG AHAHAHHAJJA

[@1BergerVongSchlauigkeitHer]

This is the last channel where I would've expected a Fresh Prince reference.

[@DnoSauce]

I bet Ashens' Friends look forward to his Lut Craet unboxings, with all the free things they'll get!

[@tjhill0110]

Lüt Craet! The umlaut is life changing, therefore you must use it.

[@dagsy1985]

+DinoSauce why would anyone want that shit tho?

[@DnoSauce]

I couldn't be bothered figuring out how to use it...I am ashamed...

[@BananaMana69]

Ill always wonder how Ashens simple videos can be my favourite on KZbin.

[@Pehmokettu]

Please make an episode where you blowtorch all these big-headed figures!

[@RaidValency]

Thing is they're really valuable, especially as they get rarer. So it's way better to sell them on eBay.

[@Azariachan]

+Umar Chaudhari The garbage included in Loot Crate definitely isn't valuable. It's everywhere, and the LC exclusives sell for like $20 on ebay. So yeah, I call bull.

[@RaidValency]

+Azariachan never mind then! Blowtorch away good Sir!

[@Azariachan]

Umar Chaudhari Yes, blowtorch the hell out of them, Ashens! :D

[@jamesmorrison2595]

Those ears would also be a good treat for any Witcher 3 fans! Instantly made me think of taking the path to the crones through Crookback Bog. If anyone has not played that please do, it's a masterpiece.

[@nathanmazz3965]

I find it impossible to watch any other loot crate unboxing type video if it's not ashens

[@Orpheusftw]

Oh my god, I actually _really_ like that ryu shirt.

[@Ninetailedfox5]

Famous love your videos

[@calvinscheuerman]

how much do these lootcrates cost? i don't think i've ever seen an item in there that i would pay money for, and i've been watching ashens unbox these for like two years almost.

[@Zxzero36]

15 dollars? im not sure check their website

[@mtldragon3]

20 bucks a month

[@mudkiptyler]

+Calvin Lee He might of gotten sponsored by them too. A lot of people who do unboxing of Lootcrate are paid to do so, like 1k a box.

[@skylarkblue1]

+mudkiptyler you really think ashens is getting paid for this because of how much he shits on all the loot? xD

[@calvinscheuerman]

20 bucks??? jesus christ, just go out and buy stuff you actually want. lootcrate is like a really shitty christmas present that you have to pay for every month. no thanks.

[@robertmillion]

With all the stuff he's gotten from those boxes, Ashens' friends and family must have a large collection of Lootcrate stuff by now.

[@bigboisardiness6932]

The applause sounds like a horse running on concrete

[@CatheteriZedEYE]

11:09 best ashens moment so far in 2016

[@XaleManix]

I actually went to a small gig recently, and the bassist of one of the bands had covered his otherwise dull and boring guitar strap with lootcrate pins. So they're good for SOMETHING I suppose.

[@Veztai]

+XaleManix Cringe

[@BlackburnBigdragon]

Is it just me or are these boxes getting cheaper and cheaper with their contents with every one? It seems that they've been sending out less stuff and less quality stuff with every box. Loot crate has especially gone down the toilet. I haven't seen a good one in a LONG time. I'm fully expecting before lone to see someone open one to find a bobble head Lego figure and a bunch of cardboard fold-ups. And like Ashens, I just can't understand the obsession with the bobble head thing that the manufacturers have. Instead of making nice figures, EVERYTHING is a bobble-head now.

[@DrApplezman]

Not super disappointed in having to miss this month's lootcrate.

[@kaiflannery2528]

+SalsaDraugur I feel that way about every month of lootcrate.

[@DrApplezman]

I just got a subscription last month to try it out and I liked the stuff I got but I wasn't overly disappointed before getting it either.

[@crystaldragon19]

the funny thing is this months lootcrate was what caused me to actually start getting them. it also took me awhile to find it as a pack on ebay to get it, i guess it all depends on what you like. I love both so it was perfect for me. keep on doing them i love it!!

[@nathanwackett7625]

you wouldn't like the walking dead stu, it follows a very tired rubric of conflict, 'character development' and then a zombie appearance to remind you what the show is actually about. not much fun.

[@Adrastia]

+nathan wackett That's why I stopped watching a season in. I don't care about Days of Our Lives + zombies. Just kill some zombies. I don't care about your post apocalyptic interpersonal relationships. I really don't. I really thought that show would be a gorefest but it was really disappointing. My sister likes it and I don't know how she can sit through it.

[@daisydippy9793]

I love this channel so much it actually makes my day when I'm relaxing at night to just stick a random video on 😂

[@oldbirdwing9114]

To illustrate How bad Deadpool could have went, check out Mega64's video about deapool

[@Frankfurtdabezzzt]

no

[@cybercentipede1685]

+Benisteinzimmer 😂😂😂😂 just a straight up no 😂😂😂😂

[@TehSuperWaffle3000]

no

[@coltenmeyer2775]

No.

[@AgentTasmania]

+Aeon Klepto Or the game.

[@phatomsoul]

i only chuckled like 3 times at the deadpool movie

[@TalesOfTardis]

I miss you burning the real shit stuff.

[@davidgarland9028]

+Tales of Tardis when did he do that

[@zh84]

+david garland Look for the "extraaashens" channel. He has a lot of videos where he opens a blind bag and if the content doesn't appeal to him, sets fire to it.

[@TalesOfTardis]

Don't think it was with the loot creates just when it was good enough to go on the shelf or not if not it was burned . Just found it funny.

[@KiraSlith]

+david garland He's been burning blind bag crap for almost a year now.

[@TalesOfTardis]

Ah thats it, the blind bag crap :-)

[@turinghacker]

Decided to cancel my LootCrate subscription this month (meant to do it last month but apparently missed the cutoff time) and wow am I glad I missed this one. The deadpool figure is nice even with the large head, but the rest of the box is utter crap and I'm pretty sure that red T-Shirt would make everything else in the wash turn pink.

[@tappajavittu]

Atleast the shirt has proper comic book art on it and the figure looks WAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY better than anything funko ever shat out.

[@flitter5400]

+tappajavittu Funko has really cool Figures, just their pop line sucks ass.

[@ybunnygurl]

The soap on a rope is quite popular in my office. It moves around an visits everyone's cube.

[@The_Order_Of_William_Marshal]

+ybunnygurl Well, that's fucking depressing.

[@ybunnygurl]

pixelfizz gotta keep clean you know.

[@ArtTasticCreations]

"Get more dead!" The most accurate description of Loot Crate yet.

[@darthnihilus9964]

Get more shit is more accurate.

[@ArtTasticCreations]

TacoCatVids That too. :P

[@larrymantic2635]

And it’s quite fitting too

[@ArtTasticCreations]

@@larrymantic2635 Indeed.

[@lokevoice]

Am I the only one who prefers the distorted heads and stuff? I see why people don't but I quite like the style of it

[@MadalynR]

You're not alone (but I will say that I don't like big heads that are still vaguely realistic [like bobbleheads]; they're bloody terrifying).

[@digestivedunker2044]

Say, Ashens, you haven't burnt anything in a while...

[@Zxzero36]

Simple he can get money for these things off of selling them.

[@TimChuma]

There are some good normal proportioned figures out. The 60s Batman one comes to mind. I am running out of display space so can't really get that much. I do have a Weng Weng bobblehead.

[@SuperFetaCheese]

I'm glad we have somebody to open these with the apathy I feel about them.

[@brianoconnell6459]

One complaint I've had was about the deadpool figurine. It would have been so easy to put a cheap white LED in the base, so the explosion would "glow". Maybe I'll try modding it just for kicks.

[@Infactionism]

It seems like that loot crate is completely shit

[@TheCharlieChitty]

+DecZ *still

[@harrison6775]

but you're not complaining about the super geek box? I mean nobody expected much from them anyway but you literally got a crappy dorbz, a cheap shirt, a 99p key chain and some tattoos.

[@AnxietyAddict]

You're an excellent judge of quality my friend

[@Infactionism]

+Harrison Fletcher-Brooke i wrote this before i even saw the geek box, its of course shit too

[@SmoothEmJay]

Very good box this month I thought. Best of the mystery boxes this time.

[@Glennwert]

Why do people even buy these things...

[@llpalm08]

+Sans The thrill of getting a surprise in a box.

[@thisisjustme100]

+Sans So they can show it of on youtube and save you some money. Very thoughtful of them.

+Sans At least it's not *Undertale*!

[@sperrin]

So they can upload videos to KZbin and make money from it.

[@michaelbianchi22]

You know what? I really adore that robot voice at the end of your videos. Most of the time it's just a bonus, but this time it made me chuckle.

[@SakosTechSpot]

Loot Crates are those things that sounds good on paper, but once you get them, they are complete shit.

[@bucwhovian8305]

"Man with beard and man with crossbow" that's the depth of the Walking Dead characters to a T! Also he was way too harsh on that Deadpool figure, that was really cool!

[@ross1633]

I like Deadpool and The Walking Dead but disliked everything in that Loot Crate, that says it all really.

[@SuperCMeekins]

i saw a shop recently where those blue shell key-rings were 4 for £1 still sealed

[@holdenroth5929]

My wife's love for me is dead because I don't have one yet

[@MettleMadness]

my wife is dead

[@janatownsend-gee3409]

+DERPUSLORD oh, sorry about that

[@janatownsend-gee3409]

Eric Mcallister who, me?

[@whereami2870]

And you never will.

[@holdenroth5929]

DERPUSLORD That sucks.

[@johnwylds8238]

this was one of your funniest videos lately. God I laughed so hard haha.

[@sbrazenor2]

I consider the Loot Crate business model to be nothing but hoarding by mail. I don't know anyone that subscribes to it personally, and I'm sure that most of the people that I see opening them online are just doing it because they come free and get views. I really wish that businesses like this would just go out of business.

[@AKindChap]

+SeanFromPVD Why? Because you don't like them? If people that bought them didn't like them they _would_ go out of business. But they're not, so let them enjoy it. What the hell's wrong with people lately?

[@sbrazenor2]

There are businesses that exist because they get investor money, because they're popular, but never turn a profit. If these companies are the fad I believe them to be, by 2020, most of them will just go out of business. Don't get me wrong. I do like to see new businesses thrive and grow, since it creates jobs and increases wealth. That being said, this is still just hoarding by mail. You're getting a bunch of cheap tat in a box each month, and you'll likely not do anything with it.

[@oliviathomas7453]

Yes you are still doing these Stuart

[@SwingYourSinners]

I swear it's required every month to have something Marvel related, a figure with a oversized head, and a literal trash filler item, if it's not all of those things at once. Add a tshirt and a badge,charge $20, and the masses will eat it up.

[@Mokujo]

They're only allowed to have super hero shit because it's what Hipsters who call themselves nerds and buy this shit like. I've never actually met a comic "nerd", just college-aged hipsters who post Deadpool memes and have seen Avengers once

[@SwingYourSinners]

Mokujo This is exactly it

[@BulletPalbo]

"Guardians of the Galaxy themed bottle of Hai Karate" I'd take that over shoelaces.

[@Jamb13]

My god these generic NEEERRDD subscription boxes are fucking terrible

[@pman123]

+Jeam Perfect for Ashens then.

[@finnbaraoidan9930]

Have you seen the dork cube? Jerma985 does a really good review, and they're definitely more exciting than these...

[@pman123]

Stephen Little Ashens isn't exciting though. He's the reviewer of shit, and this is suitable... shit?

[@huntzworld]

My friend Jasmine is collecting the Loot Crate badges and she wears them on her blazer x3

[@hamburgerbobsgallery]

"An Excellent Video"

[@edgymeme6351]

this comment is quite eggstrordinairy

[@16Ezalb]

The main character from Ninja Gaiden is also called Ryu

[@kirishima638]

I was disappointed by the lack of fucking inflatable fucking crowns.

[@TheSpookiestSkeleton]

The reason everything has large distorted head is for when they turn into zombies, the head will be a larger target than the center of mass

[@pepperedmeats1259]

Bloody hell are we still doing these Bloody hell are we still doing these Bloody hell are we still doing these Bloody hell are we still doing these Bloody hell are we still doing these Bloody hell are we still doing these

[@caseypierce2724]

I met Todd McFarlane once, he's a nice guy.

[@Blackgriffonphoenixg]

At least it's not an inflateable fucking crown.

[@RSwizard101vids]

+LIMIT CYCLE An Excellent Meme

[@nosferatu5]

+LIMIT CYCLE *fucking inflatable fucking crown

[@leviadragon99]

I think you meant a "Fucking inflatable Fucking crown" sirrah.

[@HaydenX]

+LIMIT CYCLE A FUCKING inflatable FUCKING crown! Get it right or pay the price.

[@OldGameBox]

Thank you for b̶u̶y̶i̶n̶g̶ opening those things so I don't have to. How much of that stuff you've kept because it was actually good? 10% of it?

[@DarkThunderism]

Pirate? Musketeer? Or maybe he's an Irishman from boston who has a brother and they take down the Russian and Italian mafias in Boston. Nah, that'd just be ridiculous.

[@kyleerainey3961]

Those 3 superman tattoos, I got that exactly one in a little toy Machine for 50 cents in America.