Poundland Special: Block Skeleton Soldier Nutters | Ashens

[@jpr90]

*holds up bent over skeleton with poorly placed pelvis hole* Yes.

[@bewilderbeastie8899]

He was my favourite

[@angrybidoof847]

jpr90 GOIN' TO THE BONE ZONE

[@NewtsOnAcid]

memories of goatse... *shudders*

[@qwertykeyboard5901]

jpr90 how do you input bold text????

[@jpr90]

put asterisks on both end of the text you want to be bold. * like this * but without spaces between the asterisk and letters.

[@ArkadyVasiliev]

I used to play with those little soldiers for hours as a kid. Didn't matter what they looked like or how much they cost my imagination did the rest. I probably had about 1500 I had LOADS and I'd put them on parade and everything. My parents would get mad because they'd find them all over the house. 2 man sniper teams hiding in the fruit bowl. Machine gun outposts in the grocery cupboard. Tanks camouflaged in a mountain of shoes. Man they were good days

[@cancer4019]

ArkadyVasiliev I envy you

[@GigawingsVideo]

Our future general, lead our army wisely.

[@joecashmore3259]

Epic

[@Louis_H_]

Relatable

[@jackspicy7228]

@@cancer4019 yur name is literally cancer

[@boskostoybox]

Come on. Bent over Bumhole skeleton deserves the shelf of interesting items.

[@MrWolfSnack]

Ashens should have a small curio cabinet that contains a sample of the most interesting or popular thing from every video he's done. Chef Excellence puppet, the goose, the bone hole skeleton, the PopStation, like a little memory timeline.

[@caseygibson7266]

100 British half melted soldiers vs like 16 giant skeleton warriors. Place your bets.

[@bengleaves8590]

The soldiers have families to worry about. Skeleton got nobody to be with.

[@tomassmith374]

So funny I forgot to laugh

[@greernelson7419]

Well, I'm sure the skeleton leaning over and showing his bum and the soldier holding his gun out horizontally out at the same level will get along fine...

[@Mothbean]

machine gun guy and bum skeleton or everyone else is the real question.

[@woolfieMcP]

Depends. How many of the skeletons have huge holes instead of bum-bums

[@Yamezzzz]

Am I the only one that thinks that bucket of 100 soldiers is pretty damn good for £1

[@simonj48]

certainly with summer around the corner. you can get a magnifying glass from poundland too and go to town with a god like melting abilities on an entire epic battle squadron. Saves sitting down trying to burn ants or random words into the soles of your shoes I guess. While you're busy burning melting their faces off, grab a handful of those nutter, they're actually quite nice, and the larger nuts Ashens complained about is actually a welcome great for someone who's eating them because they contain peanuts.

[@Correctitudable]

JamesTavRule It would be good. In looking at the pile, I don't think that there are 100 of them though.

[@XH1927]

I'd rather have the reverse: 100 of those buckets and a single free army man for a quid. That'd be awesome, I could organize all my spare bolts.

[@YoYo-nm4eg]

Agree

[@monkeyhorserider]

That's a lot more soldiers than you get at Dollar Tree. Just sayin, American soldiers are held to a higher standard

[@TheFailureGamer]

M&M world is nothing compared to Tayto Park in Ireland; our only theme park is based upon a fuckin' crisp packet

[@ChristopherSobieniak]

Someone had to make extra cash!

[@colonelsanders1349]

The Failure Gamer We have a fucking Irn Bru carnival in Scotland

[@toasthead]

Still it's a good place (also the crisp chocolate isn't that bad)

[@cowboyfunkk]

The Failure Gamer when I went to Ireland I noticed I couldn’t buy walkers, and in England you can’t buy taytos, are they the Irish equivalent??

[@toasthead]

We have walkers (they might be called lays doe)

[@notlordshaxx121]

"You know what sound he makes when he blows the horn?" doot doot

[@Mick_92]

Thanks Mr Skeltal

[@MainAvel]

for the LAST time, it's "thank mr skeltal" Not "Thanks", not "thanks" - just "thank"

[@Mick_92]

Watch out, we have a memelord over here.

[@neenwalker-jones8151]

👌 thank

[@sporemaster9108]

*T H A N C C*

[@virg0_lem0nade]

“a really weird sword with a heavy bit at the end” stuart, that’s called a spear

[@bentramer682]

It had a handle but it was really hard to see

[@DaddysToyKingdom]

7:36 That skeleton's ribs are actually his wings, since you can directly see the spine from the front. That's a really creative, scary concept.

[@danielgraham1879]

And based on a form of torture/execution... Iron Angel I think it was called, but I'm not sure. Edit: I was wrong, it was called Blood Eagle.

[@jennibeanthesweetsqueen5245]

Daniel Graham those would make awesome metal band names.

[@yaroslavchechel6116]

Jenni Bean the Sweets Queen there are, in fact, quite a few metal songs about it.

[@kobalt_ren01]

Zakk Wylde's company has a guitar called the Blood Eagle, kind of a more Viking-style Explorer.

[@adamchmielewski6162]

It’s an Anglo Saxon method of execution I think but I know it is called the blood eagle A sharp weapon is chopped through the spine while the victim is tied to the ground, the weapon is pulled down the spine splitting it in half, after that the ribs are then pulled out to resemble wings, (hence blood *eagle*) then the victim is tied to a pole or something then left to die. (I’m not sure but I think they got things thrown at them like eggs or tomatoes but I don’t know)

[@syafizzaq]

butt skeleton is my fav skeleton

[@SSBBPOKEFAN]

He's a BraveHeart skeleton. He's mooning the enemy to taunt them before battle.

[@Louisatkinson30]

wingy my fav

[@brickyboi3594]

Just Cakes they don't have butts

[@pixiemoonglow9642]

Mine too!

[@io504]

100 soldiers for a pound? Next you'll be telling me we can get 10,000 policemen for £300k

[@connorcallon781]

political

[@ellielouise6247]

io504 brilliant 👏

[@dr.cliche7560]

It'll be an especially good deal because those 10,000 policemen can spontaneously turn into 250,000 policemen.

[@ell3y0]

Genius!

[@freddiegardner4776]

" Next up, 100 Plastic Argentine Soldiers! Let your kids battle it out over territorial disputes like it's 1982 again! Also available: Margaret Thatcher action figure!"

[@firefliesburntheworld]

Lost my shit at that skeleton

[@alexeverett308]

Toby Sweetman So did the skeleton, judging by the size of that hole...

[@woolfieMcP]

Oh my...

[@thewienerdogvlogs6435]

Toby Sweetman so did i

[@bubbleman2002]

He doesn't have organs you *donut*!

[@funnytoyvideos]

Moving swiftly on

[@michielvandenboome5534]

when I went to london on a school trip all my classmates would buy a bag of those ridiculously expensive m&ms which I just didn't understand. why pay so much for a little bag of chocolates at this indeed huge store. I decided I was hungry so I went to the burger king across the street and bought a huge hamburger for the same price as those tiny bags of m&m's and everyone thought I was crazy for spending my money on a hamburger instead of those m&m's or a london coffee mug

[@lily91109]

you're getting closer to being a Londoner

[@DanaTheInsane]

They are not even good chocolate by American standards.

[@AdolfHitler-xp1nx]

M&M's are hardly anything to rave about give me a block of ritter sport rum raisin swiss chocolate instead

[@1Thunderfire]

Why even buy m&ms in London when there's so much good chocolate and sweets that could have been bought instead? We like our confectionery; there's plenty of places where you can buy the good stuff.

[@HaydenX]

@@AdolfHitler-xp1nx Ritter Sport marzipan is also really good.

[@dylanmilne6683]

7:15 Those aren't really long feathers, they're his ribs after being blood eagled... Maybe a tiny bit dark for kids toys but hey

[@DerCrawlerVomUrAnus]

But they had a feathery design on them, so they looked like feathers.

[@ComedyLoverGirl]

Glad I'm not the only one here who has browsed the rather macabre articles of the internet, and thought "blood eagle" the when I saw that skeleton. It especially looks like he was blood-eagled because the front of his ribs are flattened/not there. Yeah, a bit dark...maybe that was a way for the underpaid makers to say take that? Or maybe they were just so generously literal as to make them seem authentically from hell.

[@panidaruji]

i dontfake

[@TheLarryburns84]

I only know about the blood eagle because of Anthrax's "blood eagle wings" video thanx for the lesson guys

[@neyoid]

John Burns What is a blood eagle

[@ricksanchezsflask8794]

"block town girls...they've been living in their block head world."

[@beansbeanie163]

Jerry Smith jsjsjsjsjsjssj

[@someloser6579]

8:20 He's ready to be Boned. Pulverize his Pelvis.

[@dibla22]

Enter the bonezone

[@MathewHaswell]

Pounding it. Pounding It! pounding it....

[@TommyDeonauthsArchives]

Some Loser Well. We're boned.

[@MathewHaswell]

Thank God for Jim F-Ing Sterling, Son! Also, give your bones to Slepp The Idol!

[@FartLick2010]

Some Loser Death by snu snu

[@nightwheel]

**starts doing the Star Spangled Banner** "Oh wait, that's the wrong theme." As a American, I found that hilarious. I really wasn't expecting a random confusion like that.

[@Boxygirl96]

It was a joke about how those are clearly American army men and they’ve just added a British flag sticker in it in order to pass it off as British soldiers when they’re clearly US soldiers

[@frymate1261]

Fun fact: The tune of the US anthem is a British song.

[@babsbylow6869]

That's alright, my USA ass sees a Union Jack, in my head I hear "Rule Britannia, Britannia rule again..." Every time I hear the French anthem I expect to hear "All you need is love" to sneak in.

[@aceisking]

Ashens is actually American

[@ghostything]

And you know what sound it makes when he blows the horn? 🦆🦆 ITALIAN MUSIC

[@TheFiercestCreatureInTheWorld]

QUACK QUACK

[@frostdachshund9618]

🦆🦆

[@mint5438]

Don't worry everyone, Henry survived his heart attack and safely made it back home to his wife and children. He's currently retired and living a happy, healthy life.

[@Boogie_the_cat]

Actually, his wife hates him and his dog even left him. His children are frightened by his hook hand and the huge chunk of flesh missing from his right cheek, where a rabid vietnamese prostitute bit him, it got infected and had to be surgically excised. He now is stuck in a wheelchair due to a spinal injury and (just like the hero of "Born on the Fourth of July) he drinks too much and yells "erect penis! Erect fuckin penis!" at his female friends. PS: Thank you, Junior College film history teacher for showing us that excellent film, along with Blue Velvet, but I wish you'd not accidentally brought Rambo Part Two instead of Rambo 1 like you meant to.

[@thecatherd]

The freaking Nutters gave me digestive problems for days. People shit on (pun intended) those gummy bears you can get on amazon, but those sugar-coated abominations will keep you on the john better than any laxative.

[@NerdyHillbilly]

When England makes knock off products. China has better standards 😁.

[@charlieminaj2]

dragon-ascent / 8-bitshit it’s true I ate a plastic box of tangy mix I’ve been on the toilet 2 days I read on the box after and it says halal in the corner🤷🏼‍♂️🤷🏼‍♂️ I don’t know what relevance that is to the sweets but yeah🤷🏼‍♂️🤷🏼‍♂️

[@NerdyHillbilly]

@@charlieminaj2 hallal is simple term for culture friendly. Because Muslims, and Jews can't eat certiain things

[@bitterlemonboy]

So it has a function as a laxative. That's great! They should rebrand and sell it as laxative.

[@rustybayonette6641]

@@NerdyHillbilly it doesn’t mean culture friendly it just means that the food was either prepared or contains food that adheres to Islamic food standards. Kosher is the term for food adhering to Jewish food standards.

[@fuckopinghy5336]

Ashens is one of the only youtuber who has not changed even remotely in many years That is RARE so keep doing what you do and never change, you are one of my favourite youtubers ever!

[@GaMMERKitten]

Nelson Hunter Well, Jacksepticeye didn't change

[@AdolfHitler-xp1nx]

been watching ashens for at least 7-8 years and he is as unbiased as it gets :D

[@JamesR624]

You can tell how old a kid is when he says "Jacksepticeye" didn't change.... It's like when a kid talks about his iPhone and talks about how "smartphones were always this way".

[@Chrismoore95146]

He is very entertaining and I'm into the channel.

[@thedecayingwatcher7177]

WTF!

[@amyisaway7800]

you know why they call them nutters? because they're a complete n-utter ripoff (jk i used to eat these as a kid)

[@AmishParadise27]

Those soldiers look like something I would make with Playdoh in Elementary School... or frankly yesterday because my sculpturing hasn't improved much.

[@Bluman2]

AmishParadise27 (AKA: Tyler) I appreciate your channel name.

[@benanderson89]

Hey don't diss the £1 bucket of soldiers! They're excellent as an impromptu collection of enemies for DnD.

[@cancer4019]

benanderson89 I’m interested in dnd, could you please explain the basics please?

[@superdude6089]

Cancer wow I’m late, but I hope I can help You and a few friends who are also interested can come together and find someone willing to be the DM (Dungeon Master). He/She orchestrates meetups, And also is the creator of the story. The others in the group create a character (check out the players handbook in particular, or look up a guide online), and the DM puts them through the story they’ve created. That’s kinda how it works, the specifics are easy to find online, like how to be a DM, how to create a character, how to play, etc. Hope that helps in the slightest!

[@cancer4019]

ChaoticNeutral thank you very much for the info ^~^

[@aceisking]

@@cancer4019 and the DM is usually a massive prick

[@thomasjackwigglesworth]

It's 2:46 am but anything for you ashens

[@Yamezzzz]

WIGGIE. COM Why does he always do this to us? xD

[@CoolVids19]

JamesTavRule because we have angered the gods too many times.

[@funeemunkyTV]

JamesTavRule because most of his audience is probably in America. Not saying it's fact, just guessing.

[@MultiDarkZen]

Its actually 10PM where I am and I live in America, just different time zones I guess.

[@thomasjackwigglesworth]

MultiDarkZen it's a long video so it probably taken a lot Time to upload

[@tflashjunior8910]

I went to M&M world and it smelled of asbestos

[@1Thunderfire]

I went to the one in New York while on a uni trip and nearly got boiled alive. It was so damn hot in there and it was only about 7ºC outside. There was sill snow about but we just ended up carrying our coats because of these incredibly hot stores.

[@heartysquid]

Sounds tasty

[@adamchmielewski6162]

Jojo Siwa must have her makeup sets back there XD

[@ArtificialLeech]

7:28 HIS WINGS ARE MADE OF HIS RIBS!

[@dracos3343]

they are blood eagle wings if im not mistaken

[@ColCoal]

There are too many damn podcasts. "Listen to my podcast." is the internet age version of, "check out my mix tape."

[@RufusOmega]

Too many? When you work long days in a boring job there are never enough podcasts.

[@Loponstorm]

Why would you want to listen to people conversing about random shit when you're already bored, knowing you're not going to be interested in every topic they end up discussing? I'd much rather just put on a playlist of normal Ashens videos and listen to him remark about crap or listen to a stream I've watched before, then be an audience member to other peoples conversations. It's like choosing to listen to talk radio when you have access to tons of much more directed and condensed interesting entertainment. I don't understand why some people find it more enjoyable to be an observer to other people's discussions then any of the other numerous things you could be listening to, but if you find it entertaining, power to ya, I just don't get it.

[@stepanfedun9122]

@@Loponstorm When you said listening to ashens talking about stuff that would basically be a podcast :/

[@aceisking]

Checkout my mixtape podcast on soundcloud bro

[@brunopereira3708]

never closed a pornhub tab so fast on my life.

[@slcolby]

Donut - Chan same

[@dylank10101]

Donut - Chan this is basically pornhub

[@acid3129]

Donut - Chan I have and I caught my meat cosh in it ....fucking hurt

[@mollineux]

DIOOOO

[@LeviathanRX]

Closed your pornhub but not the redtube

[@bobthelonghairedboi5425]

......moving swiftly on

[@mat8448]

I like the dropped the soap skellington ;)

[@bentramer682]

Looks like he's dropped it a few times before...;)

[@washyourmouthoutwithpope1334]

you are both going to hell

[@TheDutyPaid]

"Is there any instructions?" for an 8 piece block kit for 18 months kids 😃

[@MathewHaswell]

He's criticising the lack of idiot-proofing, perhaps.

[@ricksanchezsflask8794]

instruction is to immediately send it to Ashens for review.

[@beck3686]

At 7:15 I think that is supposed to be the skeleton of someone executed via Blood Eagle... beautiful imagery for children.

[@thesharmat9956]

"We are the living tribunal" Ashens- Morrowind, 2002

[@BoBnfishy]

those skeleton guys all really seem to have a lot of personality. i actually really like them.

[@Zulf85]

BoB n fishy I actually want to look for a bag sometime next time I'm near the local poundland/poundworlds.

[@KrazyKain]

I've been to M&Mworld, and was very confused as to why it exists. didn't buy anything just walked around in confusion.

[@Louisatkinson30]

trader!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :-( :-0 :-( :-0 :-( :-0 :-(

[@zarya21]

KrazyKain who goes into m&m world and doesn’t buy m&m’s?

[@charlieminaj2]

apros6xia it’s a shithole all the m@&ms have been touched😒😒

[@disco7379]

Go and buy M&Ms for 2-3 times the usual price you can find them in any shop…..

[@RavenWitchShade]

Man, the timing of these videos are perfect - ALWAYS when I'm about to go to bed XD

[@strike.smother.dehumanize5318]

Shade, the Raven Witch haha I know right?

[@RussWWFC]

Just shows what a rip off Lootcrate is, Poundland would have bought them watches from them for 50p

[@aaronwarrior]

Russell Cox i think they probably paid more like 0.10p each, when you take bulk buying into account.

[@neyoid]

The Wycombe Wanderer I got one from Dave and Busters years ago

[@ladle9670]

those skeletons are actually pretty cool

[@Louisatkinson30]

sure are

[@gibhib]

Especially the butt one

[@authentic_shanae4849]

"Skeletons don't have any lungs" that cracked me up, literally had me in stitches 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@johnangelle5975]

Did this guy just say Smarties were better than M&Ms

[@chokladKuchen]

Well, they are. Edit: Actually you might not know that non-American smarties are nicer m&m and not those sugar tablets you get in the states.

[@someonessidechannel1485]

chokladKuchen Ah. Screw the US and their garbage candies, snacks, and fast food! Everything looks better from a different country!

[@VSN194]

I actually prefer smarties fight me

[@dennett316]

He did...UK Smarties, not the US ones.

[@cheackertroop]

I still prefer M&Ms to Smarties, and I live in the UK. I always felt that even UK Smarties taste cheap. Not that I buy either of them very often. But let's be real, Crunchy M&Ms is the pinnacle of human food.

[@SpookyFossil]

The skeleton with the 'wings' looks more like a poor chap who's been a victim of a blood eagle.

[@cancer4019]

fluffytheraptor what’s a blood eagle?

[@thenumbah1birdman]

@@cancer4019 a viking execution method. Don't read further if you're squeamish. Basically, the victim has his chest split down the middle while alive. The ribs are then separated and spread flat, along with the lungs. This creates a "winged" look. The victim dies after this.

[@AgentTasmania]

Oh god, the "nothing but shit memes and talking about the upload time" has infected Ashens comments.

[@ricksanchezsflask8794]

Only solution is to avoid the comments section and watch more ashens!

[@doubtfulguest5450]

Don't forget the complaining comments.

[@DeepGreenForest]

They're called "Battle Squadron" to distinguish them from "Her Majesty's Cheesecake Squadron", I guess.

[@robinw.8083]

I'm always surprised that he's uploading at like 3 am but then again I'm watching it at 3 am so wh am I to judge?

[@robinw.8083]

SuperSniper2113 what Norwich? Its not that far from Manchester

[@adammurray6015]

videos take a while to upload. He probably starts the upload before going to bed

[@cannibalbunnygirl]

trkoby Not more important....more people but more isn't better....the nutters and choccers vs M&Ms proved that

[@GaMMERKitten]

Grace J. he lives in the United Kingdom, He probably uplodes at 3Pm his time.

[@EndyPres]

Grace J. The uk is a 5-8 hr difference than the us not 10hr

[@laiskapyykki]

This whole video is gold but 8:16 is the reason why I keep coming back to it. I almost choked on my morning coffee. Thanx ashens!

[@joybell2819]

the m&m shop is the perfect example of "if you make it, they will come."

[@BloodrealmX]

"They're just like Smarties, only not as good." And all the Americans became confused.

[@himiranda123]

BloodrealmX you’re right

[@kimberlypatton8473]

The best thing about this army men( and their counterparts-"the scuba men" is that they are the perfect solution for getting a 6 year old little boy into the bathtub without grief every night.Just grab a couple of bags of these guys (dinosaurs are good too) and throw them in the tub with bubble bath.You'll have to pry out their shriveled little butts.

[@topthog]

IDEA: We buy 50 packs of the toy soldiers and do a clickbait challenge where we bathe in them, and hide a razor in it AS A JOKE

[@twcoursolle]

EveryoneHatesAlexander molten hot plastic soldiers

[@ricksanchezsflask8794]

Idea: buy 50 packs and place them into a large container which is placed in the oven. call it "chemical warfare."

[@corktail7900]

they would melt from your body temperature

[@Athawolfus]

No wonder everyone hates Alexander, which is you, I presume

[@Mediamarked]

Better idea: reverse the amounts of toy soldiers and razors. Imagine going through all those slick sharp razor blades, cutting the flesh cleanly, and then suddenly- the pain hits you. Nasty little things those army men...

[@toadboy7493]

Block Town Girls You know I can't afford to buy her legos

[@shushupyounaughtyminx4832]

Ashens, I went to Greece and the classic company LeQo were selling Nexo Knigths. Neither of those are mispelled

[@rodimusmaximus3912]

No, but misspelled is misspelled.

[@andrewkovnat]

Dear Stuart, Noseybonk is waking up. You better prepare. Sincerely, Anon Y. Mous

[@darrennorniron]

the soldiers are quite decent for a quid

[@LemonLime42]

I fucking lost it at 8:21

[@goldenbrick3822]

Same

[@penguin1011986]

Does anyone else imagine the warehouse from the ending of Raiders of the Lost Ark being Ashen's garage - and he's got the Ark of the Covenant just stashed away under boxes of poundland wrestling figures?

[@SirAnimosity]

Yay the dude with a soothing voice posted a new video!! 👍🙌

[@zh84]

Colee Willams If you want someone with a soothing voice, try Big Clive.

[@ale58301]

British man Living in Britain Holding British flag Sings American anthem

[@joaoebordignon]

Now we know what happens with worn, army men, injection mold dies, they are sold to the a penny-a-soldier factory.

[@trunksrocks1]

Perfect for simulating horrible experiments gone wrong in the military.

[@bentramer682]

They're just block Town girls living in a block Town world

[@ITtheHyena]

The skeleton warrior with the weird triangular wings was lacking a rib cage. I initially thought his ribs were curved backwards to make those wings...but nope...

[@guywith_dog]

J the Lioness ...but yup...?

[@Dreadjaws]

Of all the weird things I've come to expect from Ashens' videos, Goatse Skeleton was certainly not one of them.

[@Ozzy779pl]

ooga booga

[@philos_kun]

8:17 Ready for the bone!

[@Alt]

@7:18 Thats not wings, thats his ribcage splayed out like butterfly wings.

[@varietywiarrior]

"They're like Smarties, only not as good." I don't know if Smarties means something else in England, but those chalky little Sweet-Tart wannabees are in no way netter than a nice, chocolatey Marshall Mathers.

[@MrLego3160]

UK smarties are a bit of choc in a hard sugar shell.

[@charlie-zq5qw]

Smarties>m&ms

[@VacuousUsername]

The comment section is pretty much a popularity contest.

[@CarrotConsumer]

Did you tab off porn for this too?

[@dogspoonforsale2365]

why yes it is and it seems like im in third or fourth place

[@dogspoonforsale2365]

jk i would be in like 30th place

[@gordlord561]

Its always been to be honest...

[@SpiritedSpy]

8:12 doot doot

[@kojified]

I have an M&M kart racing game that I got when I bought a lot of DS games at a garage sale. I feel bloody horrible for the child whose parents bought that game for them because they liked the chocolate.

[@janomartin4483]

APPROACHING SOUND BARRIER

[@johnbonhamsinger]

"M&M's are just like Smarties only not as good" - probably the first time you've genuinely angered me.

[@TheFiercestCreatureInTheWorld]

Keep in mind he's talking about the chocolate smarties, not the American ones.

[@johnbonhamsinger]

I don't even know what American Smarties are.

[@krashd]

Smarties are way better than M&M's. Only a Skittle can beat the mighty Smartie but Skittles cheat by using lovely lovely fruit.

[@flyde6521]

@@krashd I'd take Smarties over m&Ms, Skittles get a lil bit sickly after the first few 100

[@rodimusmaximus3912]

@@johnbonhamsinger American Smarties are like small, chalky SweeTarts. Of course I don't know if you've got SweeTarts over there, in which case you don't that comparison makes no sense.

[@Mrkikz]

Oh, Ashens, your videos are the reason I stay up late...Actually, it's much more likely that my crippling existential dread is what keeps me awake. You're a close second though.

[@DarkSniper11ZThaBoss]

Dad: So what are you gonna do with my can o' nuts? Me:... NUT AFTER NUT AFTER NUT!

[@SergeantPyrocrab]

Such great attention to detail 8:17

[@Drawyah]

8:17 - I've lost it! I cannot breathe! 😂 I don't normally burst out loud laughing, but this I can tell you was definitly one time for that! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@GentsAndGameshub]

HEART ATTACK HENRY!!!

[@GentsAndGameshub]

Thin head ted.

[@GentsAndGameshub]

Massive crotch gun man.

[@GentsAndGameshub]

gigantic rifle man

[@GentsAndGameshub]

bionic knee

[@ravenfaebowie]

2:39 ministry of silly walks

[@YoungDogNoTricks]

you know I once (remember I have no clue why) for a whole summer break only watched m&ms adverts on youtube once again no bloody idea why the hell would do this and my parants were so worried about this that on a trip to london we had already been planning all that year dicided to go to m&ms world or whatever its called it was only thing I apparently wanted to do the whole trip but anyway I got to the end aka the shop and bought a load of crap although the peanut butter ones I got I remember being ok anyway I stopped caring about m&ms like one month later witch I suppose was the intended effect of going but I still spent like 30 quid there damnit and thats 30 quid I'll never see again. jesus I was weird

[@Zulf85]

sentry down What drugs were you even on? I'm so lost by everything here.

[@eoin730]

sentry down wait..so for a time you only watched m&m's adverts on KZbin? the only thing on this whole website you watched was FUCKING M&M'S ADVERTS???? fuck me...

[@YoungDogNoTricks]

Don't ask me dude this was at a point in time when there was a lot of stress in my life (I was about 10 maybe 11) the conclusion that I've come to was that due to all that stress I just needed something to fill time in my day a lot of personal things that happened at the time that I really don't want to talk about publicly so I suppose it was a extremely weird type of comfort TV like soap operas. If this helps I do have autism (Aspergers) Its so strange because now I do nothing like this I watch loads of KZbin but stuff with substance like redlettermedia, sargon, extra credits loads and I review films, games and music for my school radio station but now I don't have the sort of stress I did then. Holy fuck I just analized my m&m's meltdown in a ashens comment section W H A T I S M Y L I F E!!!

[@Zulf85]

sentry down ah, that makes way more sense, sorry. tbh, I don't see it as a waste really. It was something bright and colourful that brought you a great deal of comfort at a difficult time when you were a scared, confused kid. Don't feel ashamed of it. Oddity isn't really the crowning factor here. I hope you are doing well in your life now.

[@YoungDogNoTricks]

LG Nexus 5 Get Lost thanks my dude and yes I am doing fine just a very stange point in my life

[@ryanfiscus4]

8:23 even in the great skeleton war, soldiers still have time to boost their morale by dabbing hahahaha

[@_Piers_]

It's a shame they never made a sequel to Highlander. ...THEY NEVER MADE A SEQUEL TO HIGHLANDER!!!!!

[@aoifebakunin1966]

same with the matrix

[@TheJinxCast]

Of course not. There can be only one.

[@matttrey1644]

13:59 "I've been in horror films..." You were awesome in Shaun of the Dead!

[@OtaconEmmerich]

Skeletons are really good assuming they only cost a dollar or two.

[@IambiguousSegment]

They cost exactly a pound. That was explicitly stated.

[@Tcoldsteel]

8:20, an unexpected belly-laugh

[@lucasthornton6794]

9:55 choccer milk

[@isaaccontreras8259]

8:18 had me dead 😂😂😂😂

[@Bogwedgle]

I mean I'd pay 50p for that bucket that came with the soldiers.. It'd be great for freezing soup in and stuff.

[@sekirk]

The one with the wings looks like he's had that old Norse punishment, blood eagle, where they make your ribs wings.

[@Magicmushroomboi]

these little green men were my childhood :p

[@ricksanchezsflask8794]

Did they touch you inappropriately too?

[@TheZorch]

Jerry Smith - LOL XD

[@Louisatkinson30]

omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg little green men :-0

[@Louisatkinson30]

omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg little green men :-0

[@gegbag2666]

I'm certain your supposed to refer it to "Bum and mouth"

[@gostigoo6706]

that moment when there's two first comments. -_-

[@ThatSoddingGamer]

Gah, so THAT was what that counting rhythm was from! I figured it was an educational sort of show, but I wasn't sure. Makes sense that it was Sesame Street though. It popped into my head a day or so ago and I was wondering. What a weird coincidence that the same day that counting rhyme popped into my head, Ashens ULed a video where he did the same rhyme. Very very odd coincidence, because I'm pretty sure he hasn't made a reference to it before in all the years of his uploading videos, and I don't regularly have edutainment rhymes in my head. And no, I didn't watch this video yesterday, this is the first time I've watched it.

[@tylmf]

3:50 am, exams on friday, but yeah im watching this and im not regretting a second of it

[@maxscardanelli6185]

TheOfficialMofo At least now you'll be able to give some more inventive answers... xD!!!

[@smasher4291]

just write jesus, he is always the answer. lol

[@Jamal_Tyrone]

Those fake M&Ms look more like smarties to me. Not that I really rate smarties, they're shit Nestle chocolate.

[@ChristopherSobieniak]

I"m guess when Rowntree still had the brand they were better.

[@pokcmvmxckm2715]

All we need is some Nutters brand, Nut Butter and we'll have our selves a party!

[@puppygirl9000]

Man with a heavy, posh British accent: “Oh look! There’s a Union flag to make the toy soldiers look local!! It’s a patriotic square rock!!!” *Starts humming the American National Anthem* “OH, that’s the wrong theme.”

[@jejeeesms]

Last time i was this early ashens wasnt funny Ive never been early

[@roll4758]

8:18 speechless

[@ghazghkullmagurukthraka1290]

“We are the Living Tribunal” It was at this moment Ashens had lost his mind

[@Jos3jmsfkl]

When you enter the MyM shop with *nutters*

[@Btt8]

Original m&m's are often £1 in Tesco 🙃

[@Zulf85]

Btt Even Waitrose sometimes.

[@Btt8]

LG Nexus 5 Get Lost I wouldn't know, I haven't got money like that.

[@Zulf85]

Btt honestly I only went there when they were doing free coffee without a purchase on the loyalty cards. I still go for a loaf of sliced bread sometimes when no where else is open - this place has nothing here and waitrose and aldi are probably the highlights - they're the same price as the Iceland for the brand we need.

[@8700s14]

Shit man, I haven't watched one of your videos in a looooong time, the first thing I notice is your hands look much bigger than before?