That panda sticker is too cute and cheerful for the phrase, "putrefied viscera".
@gavindillon14866 жыл бұрын
Birberino "Yay, rotting organs!"
@TheLarryburns84 Жыл бұрын
sounds like a phrase you'd see in some early Carcass lyrics
@68able2 Жыл бұрын
yeah its like writing meshuggah lyrics in a hello kitty notebook
@Demiglitch2 ай бұрын
That's just the title of it's science class report.
@BloodrealmX4 жыл бұрын
"Fermented squid in putrefied viscera." So it's rotten squid in rotten gore. Yeah, that's real appetizing...
@CopiousDoinksLLC2 жыл бұрын
I know that food is something of a precious commodity in Japan thanks to shortages of workable farmland and all that but... Really, guys? "Putrefied viscera"? That's just taking the piss.
@David-nd4to Жыл бұрын
viSSEERA lol why my guy dont know words
@ThatOneToucan Жыл бұрын
I'd eat it
@HappyBeezerStudios10 ай бұрын
That sounds like a great name for a metal band
@samholdsworth4209 ай бұрын
Its Japanese
@yarrow15478 жыл бұрын
''It's a big rubbery slab of nothing, a bit like Piers Morgan.'' That joke killed me
@yarrow15477 жыл бұрын
Lillium no
@grimTales16 жыл бұрын
Me too XD
@a.j83076 жыл бұрын
R.I.P.
@suprememarcus65873 жыл бұрын
It's funny because it's true!
@lifetothemaxx2 жыл бұрын
He kind of sounds like Piers lol
@StrayLion9 жыл бұрын
9:05 Wice Rine. I'm so glad to know that I'm not the only one who gets periodic derbal vyslexia.
@meanman559 жыл бұрын
I see what you did there.
@StrayLion8 жыл бұрын
***** Thank you
@spingo82368 жыл бұрын
+carcinogenartist sp0000000000000nerism!
@LeigonX8 жыл бұрын
+Odd Kensei I do that all the fucking time >
@oscartaylor85308 жыл бұрын
+carcinogenartist god dam it, you beat me by....... 2 months
@OrangeHarrisonRB310 жыл бұрын
It's like there's a Japanese person sending him tins of pet food and getting him to continuously eat them and Stuart can't tell because the labels aren't in English. He just thinks it's disgusting local food.
@jpr908 жыл бұрын
In America we have goldfish: the snack that smiles back. In Japan you have small then dead fish: the snack that stares into your soul.
@rainbowcookiesss9 жыл бұрын
I love how things like "raw squid in putrified vicera" are written on those cute animal stickers haha
@GeorgeMonet8 жыл бұрын
+Victoria Gaven I was thinking about that too. Maybe it is so Ashens doesn't panic.
@LazerLord107 жыл бұрын
Anyone else just love how cute the little animal labels are?
@TheShadow9609 жыл бұрын
Something tells me ashens has become immune to every poison in the world.
@mattieerola9379 жыл бұрын
We will soon see... (Sends fugu to ashens)
@Elias___9 жыл бұрын
I personally like your comment, and I find it very accurate to the state of Ashens stomach
@TheShadow9609 жыл бұрын
DARKROSE9090 Thank you!
@necrogenesis19819 жыл бұрын
+TheShadow960 Even iocane powder?
@TheShadow9608 жыл бұрын
necrogenesis1981 Well antique jellified chicken. 60 year old cake. rotten raw fish. etc.
@Silmerano8 жыл бұрын
Hint of shrimp might be a terrible band name, but putrefied viscera....
@JoshuanKnode8 жыл бұрын
"fried egg from satan's anus" is my band name
@dav.1878 жыл бұрын
one of the most generic names for a goregrind band
@Kamakzie19768 жыл бұрын
Viscera was also a former now dead WWE wrestler.
@jjs96728 жыл бұрын
+Kamakzie1976 Big Daddy V.. RIP
@samuelstonewalljackson48948 жыл бұрын
king Mable / Big Daddy V / Viscera
@SamuraiCaveman7 жыл бұрын
"Pureed brain and organs of crab, mixed with minced crab meat" So basically they just stuck some crabs in a blender?
@JeffyLB10 жыл бұрын
Evr wonder if there's a Japanese version of Ashens reviewing British food?
@OdaSwifteye9 жыл бұрын
Fish and chips in a can!
@MathewHaswell7 жыл бұрын
Princes made a Fish & Chips paste at one point.
@grimTales16 жыл бұрын
Stuart must try it!
@MathewHaswell6 жыл бұрын
Said paste was quite short-lived.
@stupidskeleton15 жыл бұрын
I want to see a Japanese man react to like, Stargazy pie
@LazerLord106 жыл бұрын
wice rine w i c e r i n e W I C E R I N E *W I C E R I N E* Thank you for reading the comments on a 3 year old YT video.
@carlosbisa30864 жыл бұрын
Its a 6 year old video, 0/10 comment.
@biggiecheese82134 жыл бұрын
@@carlosbisa3086 its a 2 year old comment bruh
@fish_bacon3 жыл бұрын
2021 represent
@Ashley-jp4nn3 жыл бұрын
@@fish_bacon 2023 checking in
@theappleboi31043 жыл бұрын
@@Ashley-jp4nn 1786 Here
@Supware7 жыл бұрын
Raw squid in putrefied viscera has got to be the most appetising thing I've ever heard
@MartKencuda7 жыл бұрын
Wait a second, I don't think you believe that at all!
@leontarmann34494 жыл бұрын
WHO BUYS STUFF LIKE THIS?!
@ThatOneToucan3 жыл бұрын
I'd eat it
@adam_wynne5 жыл бұрын
“Putrified Viscera” on the other hand, is a fantastic name for a heavy metal band!
@antrax6074 жыл бұрын
Death metal*
@danny124804 жыл бұрын
@CHERYMVF ksksksks is right.
@ALOUD8 жыл бұрын
9:03 Wice Rine
@lrmclinn7 жыл бұрын
Quentin B i was about to comment the exact same thing XDD
@michaelhall7367 жыл бұрын
Quentin B Isn't that what sake is?
@ForgefaneCreations7 жыл бұрын
michael hall nah it's more like Rice Wine instead of Wice Rine
@HammerHeadCactus10 жыл бұрын
As I sit here suffering over pages of cognitive revision, my only driving thought is that one day, if I work hard enough, I might to achieve my PHD in psychology and be qualified to ingest various jarred seafood products from the far east with little regard for my own life. You truly are an inspiration to future psychologists everywhere.
@peterclarke7240 Жыл бұрын
I like to believe this was all a cunning psychological experiment that Ashens started to understand the depths to which humans will go to in their search for entertainment, and it all got a bit out-of-hand...
@DijaVlogsGames10 жыл бұрын
Who was the guy who drank sake and through "If only there was a dead fish in my glass"?
@Phoebe54485 жыл бұрын
Or a severed goddamn toe... 🤢
@SebbySenpai10 жыл бұрын
Oh God... *I CAN SMELL IT THROUGH THE MONITOR*
@_Super_Hans_10 жыл бұрын
Can you send me next week's lottery numbers while your time travelling.
@LeXaTrOn2810 жыл бұрын
HOLY SHIT A HORSE! (jk nice videos)
@SnickersTS10 жыл бұрын
LeXaTrOn28 What are you talking about?
@wootlegion10 жыл бұрын
Look, it's The 'Merican Ashens! When can we expect more videos?
@SebbySenpai10 жыл бұрын
***** HA! I appreciate the nickname, but I'm no Ashens. He's the godfather of KZbin reviews. I'm just a disciple. :p
@carroboi29819 жыл бұрын
I'm not much for eating whole fish, but the wasabi fish looked genuinely appetizing, for whatever reason.
@AgentTasmania9 жыл бұрын
I hate all forms of seafood and yet I agree.
@Monroe-is1sz9 жыл бұрын
Fritts ShockTrooper Same here, it looks like something I would just buy and eat without really thinking about it. I imagine that them being dried probably removed the ick, and the wasabi/almonds mask any unpleasentries
@dudef5947 жыл бұрын
Judging by your anime avatar, I'd say you find it appealing just because it's Japanese.
@carroboi29817 жыл бұрын
Except I prefer Chinese and hate Sushi, I find European culture easier to understand, and the majority of Anime is trash. I find them appetizing because they actually look actually good.
@notthatadam6 жыл бұрын
Yeah, once you get over the eyes staring at you accusingly, it's pretty good. Designed to be consumed as a snack with beer.
@TheDenssy4 жыл бұрын
One day someone in Japan got up early in the morning and thought: "Why not ferment raw squids in putrid viscera?" after that nothing really changed in the world, but at the same time nothing was ever the same.
@emilystephenson773110 жыл бұрын
I now feel the urge to start a band called 'A Hint of Shrimp'.
@DASyam-tb7qt7 жыл бұрын
Emily Stephenson lol
@bentramer6826 жыл бұрын
Emily Stephenson I'd do it too!
@brandonmartin-moore53024 жыл бұрын
There is a Japanese band called Bump of Chicken.
@gaellafond63677 жыл бұрын
"You only live once" seems like a better argument for not eating it...
@samsquanch1996 Жыл бұрын
5:40 "You know what they look like, some sort of a cross between a child's balloon and a colostomy bag." Lmfao I died right there 😂
@soylentgreenb10 жыл бұрын
Go on Ashens, eat the surströmming, you know you want to.
@Consural8 жыл бұрын
You gotta be squiddin' me.
@shoaibdayaji46798 жыл бұрын
ayyy I saw what u did there
@user-yo2lt8ch7v8 жыл бұрын
+Shoaib Dayaji I saw what you squid there! I'm having a whale of a time making these fish puns Okay okay, I'll stop for reel, don't be crabby That's my line!
@shoaibdayaji46798 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@IanC144 жыл бұрын
You're a squid now, you're a kid now
@GiordanoBruno4210 жыл бұрын
Pro Idea #9001: Ashens, Chef, Silver Skull and Guru Larry do a mock 'Come Dine With Me' using only weird food and Poundland ingredients.
@anathema41838 жыл бұрын
Anyone else realize ashens kinda sounds like the narrator in the stanly parable when he talks sometimes ^_^
@spinax228 жыл бұрын
A lot of British people do.
@Artificial-Insanity10 жыл бұрын
9:05 "Wice Rine" ? You are indeed a little confused in the head. ;)
@SymoneyBaloney9 жыл бұрын
Lol😆
@BossDrSample3 жыл бұрын
That hammond organ joke was absolutely top tier
@rubeusvombatus10 жыл бұрын
Stuart Ashen's Kitchen Nightmares
@xaroprismo75265 жыл бұрын
wow, that is deeply unpleasant.
@uTubeNoITube9 жыл бұрын
"A fried egg from Satan's anus." LOL Stuart is the best.
@OrlandoOrca10 жыл бұрын
Beautiful
@annoytanor00710 жыл бұрын
your name
@OrlandoOrca10 жыл бұрын
What about it
@annoytanor00710 жыл бұрын
AT!
@OrlandoOrca10 жыл бұрын
Woo
@PinkThorn2428 жыл бұрын
"This is a fish, lightly killed and then put in a bag."
@Phoebe54485 жыл бұрын
Mmm.... Crunchy Frog...
@lolataylor91588 жыл бұрын
'it's a big rubbery slab of nothing, a bit like Piers Morgan' 😂😂👏🏼
@garcon459 жыл бұрын
Weiss Ryne sounds like a jrpg character.
@datrazine9 жыл бұрын
YOUR FAULT
@MathewHaswell7 жыл бұрын
No Voles to be damned by our actions here.
@Reynsoon7 жыл бұрын
Now it's Weiss Rhine time!
@ryanlutes983310 жыл бұрын
I don't think I'd eat anything outright labelled as "putrefied" and "viscera". Maybe I'm just close-minded. Also, I used to buy those dry fish things. Not for myself, of course. They were marketed as cat treats. She loved them.
@GoatYouhhudawg9 жыл бұрын
My new band is going to be called Hint of Shrimp.
@wubmangaming8 жыл бұрын
+Chloe Meredith fuck off im the owner of the ban u will never join
@wubmangaming8 жыл бұрын
***** im joking u can join us
@gohmk78198 жыл бұрын
I like this comment so much...idk why. May I join you band too?
@jamesrobers33518 жыл бұрын
I'm sure it will be, at least, as famous as your current band! Good luck mate!
@minefilms11228 жыл бұрын
+wubman gaming (wubman22) please dont type like this
@gattocake10 жыл бұрын
Can the Japanese only communicate through cute animal shaped notes?
@northumbriabushcraft12083 жыл бұрын
Japan's way of communicating to westerners - Cute animal notes & subtitles Japan's exports to westerners - Cute animal things (like hello kitty) weird seafood, nice sweets & buns, martial arts, anime & degenerate forms of hentai. We certainly get the finest parts of their culture exported, for men of extremley fine tastes. As a man of culture myself i can't say no to some sake, hi-chews, ramune, mochi and anything with red bean flavour, or a trip to the Japanese style steakhouse or sushi-go-round and ofc some hentai with catgirls. Nyaa Nyaa ;) Only the finest of Japan's exports for myself :)
@entr0pix3 жыл бұрын
idk i think thats how we should all communicate
@gowanlore2434 Жыл бұрын
@@northumbriabushcraft1208 Last part of your comment comes straight out of Reddit.
@billyork6017 Жыл бұрын
@@northumbriabushcraft1208 Tips fedora at another enlightened gentleman of culture
@rchaffer5 жыл бұрын
Those labels and the nano handwriting are the cutest things ever
@Apotheosis_448 жыл бұрын
8:49 Huffer & Blow is a great name for lawyer firm.
@PhotoFilmFreak110 жыл бұрын
ARE YOU FEELIN' IT NOW MR. KRABS!?!?!?!??!?!?
@vulpinesoul8 жыл бұрын
Bottoms up means you're supposed to do just that. HAMMER IT BACK ASHENS!
@trevorgoodchild82662 жыл бұрын
I'm convinced the person who translated these was just fucking with him the whole time.
@TheDeldiz8 жыл бұрын
Ashens, I just tried a Chef Boyardee Mac & Cheese hot pot (I'm a student, so please don't judge me) and I seriously don't know what to say. The pasta tastes waterlogged and the cheese sauce is the most anemic, flavorless glop I've ever eaten. I can't get my money back, but if you try it, maybe I'll have some closure on the matter.
@TheRCTAddict10 жыл бұрын
"Wice rine" I can words!
@Mouse_Lyne10 жыл бұрын
The little translation tags are tauntingly adorable.
@ChrisHominski10 жыл бұрын
KZbin keeps showing me red lobster commercials before Stuart eats nasty seafood
@idiot_wins8 жыл бұрын
I was a small fish. Then, I was a dead fish.
@oofouchowie64257 жыл бұрын
Peter Rooney Then I was dried and covered with wasabi stuff.
@debarundutta39285 жыл бұрын
Lol 😂
@ange1playzgamez4 жыл бұрын
Peter Rooney then I was shat out
@BronyGamer89510 жыл бұрын
"A big rubbery slab of nothing. A bit like Piers Morgan.,," Truer words have never been spoken.
@liampollard899610 жыл бұрын
These are either getting one hundred times better because of how funny they are or like ten thousand times worse with the food he has to eat and i cant tell which one i enjoy more.
@TheArzonite9 жыл бұрын
There's something fishy about this video...
@hunterdockery93259 жыл бұрын
My god man. You just broke america with that one o_O
@TheArzonite9 жыл бұрын
Hunter Dockery I sea what you did there.
@hunterdockery93259 жыл бұрын
Okay thanks for imploding the universe............but I'm sure it wasn't on porpoise.
@funnychilli1239 жыл бұрын
TheArzonite PUN CITY!
@dinkules9 жыл бұрын
TheArzonite Quit stealing the sausage, Sausage Swiper!
@Kelton210 жыл бұрын
I actually just went to ashens' Twitter to make sure that the blowfish didn't kill him. There are no new tweets. I'm scared...
@Sparrow961210 жыл бұрын
You have to eat the puffer itself to end up poisoned. The one in the sake was probably de-poisoned.
@EmergencyChannel10 жыл бұрын
The alcohol would have dealt with any poison. The Asians also make wine with scorpions and snakes in them.
@-snek.6 жыл бұрын
I think he's okay now.
@SherlockHolmes0009 жыл бұрын
Many Japanese chefs went to the ancient Roman school of cooking. Rotten fish guts. On everything.
@MathewHaswell7 жыл бұрын
They have an "everything-but-the-oink" mentality with virtually all foodstuffs.
@advancetotabletop53288 жыл бұрын
Can't get enough of that cute pink bear with the words, "Pureed brain and organs" on it.
@davidjones747510 жыл бұрын
Ashens should dual camera these food specials so we can see both the food and his reaction while he eats it. I think his reactions would be gold.
@booo1000010 жыл бұрын
I love shrimp chips! This is a first for me seeing them covered in chocolate.
Peter was a small fish... ...and then he became a dead fish
@hyena_yeen7 жыл бұрын
I used to have a lot of those dried fish when I was younger, they are actually quite tasty, especially with salt.
@maddiecornfield11918 жыл бұрын
did anyone else love the handwriting of the english translation
@Polyfusia10 жыл бұрын
More cheapie or weird food specials. Quite entertaining.
@SlamDenier10 жыл бұрын
LOL!!! ''I like my booze like I like my women. Without bits of dead fish stuck in 'em!'' I'm dying xD
@permanent48698 ай бұрын
thanks for sticking around ashens
@youforget1000thingsaday9 жыл бұрын
Is anyone else binge watching Ashen's food specials?
@meanman559 жыл бұрын
Me, and I don't know why...
@Jaybird1967 ай бұрын
They are my favorite, amongst his videos.
@kizzyhearts56229 жыл бұрын
craaab people, craaab people, looks like crab, tastes lik--OH GOD NO
@DragonHeartHisMajestyX3 жыл бұрын
"It's like a fried egg from Satan's anus." Where does he come up with this stuff? LMAO
@icecreamsamwich8 жыл бұрын
that dried fish stuff actually sounds pretty good
@giuseppesteigman53555 жыл бұрын
"It's a big rubbery slab of nothing, kind of like Piers Morgan" I'm ded😂
@hananas28 жыл бұрын
congratulations on 1,000,000 subs Ashens!
@MathewHaswell7 жыл бұрын
Has Stuart got his Gold Play Button yet?
@cgavin17 жыл бұрын
"I like my Sake like I like my women - without bits of dead fish in em." Word.
@loneshewolf7410 жыл бұрын
I have an aunt from Japan. She's a very nice person who only brought slightly odd things into my parent's kitchen when she, my uncle, and my cousin stayed with them for half the summer last year. But if she brought home this kind of gunk... I don't think even my brother would like it, and he once made pickled octopus that had three inches of grease inside the jar.
@crystalc1ear6 жыл бұрын
Nothing like a loud Ashens ralph to wake me up
@Armadurapersonal8 жыл бұрын
Seafood is definitively something you DON'T eat if it has gone past the date
@LiarraSniffles_X38 жыл бұрын
For a few, blissful, moments I wondered what you meant when you said you were hoping for Hammond organs, then I slowly closed my eyes, exhaled and gently applied my palm to my face.
@bryanrobinson92088 жыл бұрын
I don't get it, being naive is amazing!
@tpayne70205 жыл бұрын
It's been 3 years and I still don't understand. Help!
stuart... are you sure you dont have to... cook some of these things?
@DylRicho10 жыл бұрын
9:06 - nice wice rine!
@dr666demento7 жыл бұрын
''It's a big rubbery slab of nothing... Kinda like Pires Morgan'' He was about as equally well liked on this side of the pond too.
@NortelGeek9 жыл бұрын
"I'm hoping for... hammond". I LOL'd.
@thebigtexas118 жыл бұрын
"it's fishy, it's cheesy it's a bit weezy." lol!
@Cyfaeras10 жыл бұрын
9:04 'Wice rine' good job ashens!
@wendymain_693 жыл бұрын
this ashens:animal stickers and wine rine 2021 ashens:just reviewer
@jentzi2310 жыл бұрын
I'm currently "worktraining" in a petstore with alot of aquariums.. The dried fish looks exactly like the unfortunate fishies that we find dried into the floor sometimes (they get spooked and jump out). Amazing.
@yodagaming25598 жыл бұрын
I want to try the fish sausage, seems odd
@phenomanII10 жыл бұрын
Why do I always go to your channel when I'm eating?
@edwardnatsu440310 жыл бұрын
why do I always end up watching these while eating XD XD
@kiyoaki19853 жыл бұрын
ive had most of these, except for the fugu sake, my mouth was watering at the canned crab and squid, that stuff is honestly delicious if you just pair it with something like sake
@Jaybird1967 ай бұрын
If you're drunk enough, you'll eat anything ;) !
@Mantis4710 жыл бұрын
Oh god, that's awful. That crab food looked just like if someone picked up dog shit with a bag and then canned it.
@jacobfleck34579 жыл бұрын
every time you eat stuff that looks gross,like the crab, i think of monty python king arthur going JESUS CHRIST
@spinax228 жыл бұрын
"You make me sad."
@MrChinner11810 жыл бұрын
The food specials are the best
@Jacobrosstech6 жыл бұрын
If this was a comic book, this would be the way someone would get powers
@AureaPersona10 жыл бұрын
#yolo
@scorpionmccormack209310 жыл бұрын
Please don't not on this channel
@omin10 жыл бұрын
#YOLOSWAG
@the999zombie10 жыл бұрын
Lovin Cats Lmao
@AureaPersona10 жыл бұрын
Scorpion McCormack Do you even blaze dank weeds, m8?
@pedanticcreeper782210 жыл бұрын
Scorpion McCormack Just watch the video, and then you'll understand.
@gregaaron8910 жыл бұрын
We think sake with a fish in it is weird, yet nobody raises an eyebrow at tequila (actually mezcal) with a worm in it
@EmergencyChannel10 жыл бұрын
Sir, worms in mezcal is disgusting, and I don't know anybody who will drink mezcal.
@LordofFullmetal3 жыл бұрын
I would raise an eyebrow at it - where the f---- are you from where that's a thing?
@FreeTacozYT3 жыл бұрын
That Hammond joke is so underrated
@AB-sd6bj10 жыл бұрын
I love your food videos more than any other videos!