Japanese Seafood Special: The Revenge | Ashens

[@mattbastard1294]

That panda sticker is too cute and cheerful for the phrase, "putrefied viscera".

[@gavindillon1486]

Birberino "Yay, rotting organs!"

[@TheLarryburns84]

sounds like a phrase you'd see in some early Carcass lyrics

[@68able2]

yeah its like writing meshuggah lyrics in a hello kitty notebook

[@Demiglitch]

That's just the title of it's science class report.

[@BloodrealmX]

"Fermented squid in putrefied viscera." So it's rotten squid in rotten gore. Yeah, that's real appetizing...

[@CopiousDoinksLLC]

I know that food is something of a precious commodity in Japan thanks to shortages of workable farmland and all that but... Really, guys? "Putrefied viscera"? That's just taking the piss.

[@David-nd4to]

viSSEERA lol why my guy dont know words

[@ThatOneToucan]

I'd eat it

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

That sounds like a great name for a metal band

[@samholdsworth420]

Its Japanese

[@yarrow1547]

''It's a big rubbery slab of nothing, a bit like Piers Morgan.'' That joke killed me

[@yarrow1547]

Lillium no

[@grimTales1]

Me too XD

[@a.j8307]

R.I.P.

[@suprememarcus6587]

It's funny because it's true!

[@lifetothemaxx]

He kind of sounds like Piers lol

[@StrayLion]

9:05 Wice Rine. I'm so glad to know that I'm not the only one who gets periodic derbal vyslexia.

[@meanman55]

I see what you did there.

[@StrayLion]

***** Thank you

[@spingo8236]

+carcinogenartist sp0000000000000nerism!

[@LeigonX]

+Odd Kensei I do that all the fucking time >

[@oscartaylor8530]

+carcinogenartist god dam it, you beat me by....... 2 months

[@OrangeHarrisonRB3]

It's like there's a Japanese person sending him tins of pet food and getting him to continuously eat them and Stuart can't tell because the labels aren't in English. He just thinks it's disgusting local food.

[@jpr90]

In America we have goldfish: the snack that smiles back. In Japan you have small then dead fish: the snack that stares into your soul.

[@rainbowcookiesss]

I love how things like "raw squid in putrified vicera" are written on those cute animal stickers haha

[@GeorgeMonet]

+Victoria Gaven I was thinking about that too. Maybe it is so Ashens doesn't panic.

[@LazerLord10]

Anyone else just love how cute the little animal labels are?

[@TheShadow960]

Something tells me ashens has become immune to every poison in the world.

[@mattieerola937]

We will soon see... (Sends fugu to ashens)

[@Elias___]

I personally like your comment, and I find it very accurate to the state of Ashens stomach

[@TheShadow960]

DARKROSE9090 Thank you!

[@necrogenesis1981]

+TheShadow960 Even iocane powder?

[@TheShadow960]

necrogenesis1981 Well antique jellified chicken. 60 year old cake. rotten raw fish. etc.

[@Silmerano]

Hint of shrimp might be a terrible band name, but putrefied viscera....

[@JoshuanKnode]

"fried egg from satan's anus" is my band name

[@dav.187]

one of the most generic names for a goregrind band

[@Kamakzie1976]

Viscera was also a former now dead WWE wrestler.

[@jjs9672]

+Kamakzie1976 Big Daddy V.. RIP

[@samuelstonewalljackson4894]

king Mable / Big Daddy V / Viscera

[@SamuraiCaveman]

"Pureed brain and organs of crab, mixed with minced crab meat" So basically they just stuck some crabs in a blender?

[@JeffyLB]

Evr wonder if there's a Japanese version of Ashens reviewing British food?

[@OdaSwifteye]

Fish and chips in a can!

[@MathewHaswell]

Princes made a Fish & Chips paste at one point.

[@grimTales1]

Stuart must try it!

[@MathewHaswell]

Said paste was quite short-lived.

[@stupidskeleton1]

I want to see a Japanese man react to like, Stargazy pie

[@LazerLord10]

wice rine w i c e r i n e W I C E R I N E *W I C E R I N E* Thank you for reading the comments on a 3 year old YT video.

[@carlosbisa3086]

Its a 6 year old video, 0/10 comment.

[@biggiecheese8213]

@@carlosbisa3086 its a 2 year old comment bruh

[@fish_bacon]

2021 represent

[@Ashley-jp4nn]

@@fish_bacon 2023 checking in

[@theappleboi3104]

@@Ashley-jp4nn 1786 Here

[@Supware]

Raw squid in putrefied viscera has got to be the most appetising thing I've ever heard

[@MartKencuda]

Wait a second, I don't think you believe that at all!

[@leontarmann3449]

WHO BUYS STUFF LIKE THIS?!

[@ThatOneToucan]

I'd eat it

[@adam_wynne]

“Putrified Viscera” on the other hand, is a fantastic name for a heavy metal band!

[@antrax607]

Death metal*

[@danny12480]

@CHERYMVF ksksksks is right.

[@ALOUD]

9:03 Wice Rine

[@lrmclinn]

Quentin B i was about to comment the exact same thing XDD

[@michaelhall736]

Quentin B Isn't that what sake is?

[@ForgefaneCreations]

michael hall nah it's more like Rice Wine instead of Wice Rine

[@HammerHeadCactus]

As I sit here suffering over pages of cognitive revision, my only driving thought is that one day, if I work hard enough, I might to achieve my PHD in psychology and be qualified to ingest various jarred seafood products from the far east with little regard for my own life. You truly are an inspiration to future psychologists everywhere.

[@peterclarke7240]

I like to believe this was all a cunning psychological experiment that Ashens started to understand the depths to which humans will go to in their search for entertainment, and it all got a bit out-of-hand...

[@DijaVlogsGames]

Who was the guy who drank sake and through "If only there was a dead fish in my glass"?

[@Phoebe5448]

Or a severed goddamn toe... 🤢

[@SebbySenpai]

Oh God... *I CAN SMELL IT THROUGH THE MONITOR*

[@_Super_Hans_]

Can you send me next week's lottery numbers while your time travelling.

[@LeXaTrOn28]

HOLY SHIT A HORSE! (jk nice videos)

[@SnickersTS]

LeXaTrOn28 What are you talking about?

[@wootlegion]

Look, it's The 'Merican Ashens! When can we expect more videos?

[@SebbySenpai]

***** HA! I appreciate the nickname, but I'm no Ashens. He's the godfather of KZbin reviews. I'm just a disciple. :p

[@carroboi2981]

I'm not much for eating whole fish, but the wasabi fish looked genuinely appetizing, for whatever reason.

[@AgentTasmania]

I hate all forms of seafood and yet I agree.

[@Monroe-is1sz]

Fritts ShockTrooper Same here, it looks like something I would just buy and eat without really thinking about it. I imagine that them being dried probably removed the ick, and the wasabi/almonds mask any unpleasentries

[@dudef594]

Judging by your anime avatar, I'd say you find it appealing just because it's Japanese.

[@carroboi2981]

Except I prefer Chinese and hate Sushi, I find European culture easier to understand, and the majority of Anime is trash. I find them appetizing because they actually look actually good.

[@notthatadam]

Yeah, once you get over the eyes staring at you accusingly, it's pretty good. Designed to be consumed as a snack with beer.

[@TheDenssy]

One day someone in Japan got up early in the morning and thought: "Why not ferment raw squids in putrid viscera?" after that nothing really changed in the world, but at the same time nothing was ever the same.

[@emilystephenson7731]

I now feel the urge to start a band called 'A Hint of Shrimp'.

[@DASyam-tb7qt]

Emily Stephenson lol

[@bentramer682]

Emily Stephenson I'd do it too!

[@brandonmartin-moore5302]

There is a Japanese band called Bump of Chicken.

[@gaellafond6367]

"You only live once" seems like a better argument for not eating it...

[@samsquanch1996]

5:40 "You know what they look like, some sort of a cross between a child's balloon and a colostomy bag." Lmfao I died right there 😂

[@soylentgreenb]

Go on Ashens, eat the surströmming, you know you want to.

[@Consural]

You gotta be squiddin' me.

[@shoaibdayaji4679]

ayyy I saw what u did there

[@user-yo2lt8ch7v]

+Shoaib Dayaji I saw what you squid there! I'm having a whale of a time making these fish puns Okay okay, I'll stop for reel, don't be crabby That's my line!

[@shoaibdayaji4679]

😂😂😂😂

[@IanC14]

You're a squid now, you're a kid now

[@GiordanoBruno42]

Pro Idea #9001: Ashens, Chef, Silver Skull and Guru Larry do a mock 'Come Dine With Me' using only weird food and Poundland ingredients.

[@anathema4183]

Anyone else realize ashens kinda sounds like the narrator in the stanly parable when he talks sometimes ^_^

[@spinax22]

A lot of British people do.

[@Artificial-Insanity]

9:05 "Wice Rine" ? You are indeed a little confused in the head. ;)

[@SymoneyBaloney]

Lol😆

[@BossDrSample]

That hammond organ joke was absolutely top tier

[@rubeusvombatus]

Stuart Ashen's Kitchen Nightmares

[@xaroprismo7526]

wow, that is deeply unpleasant.

[@uTubeNoITube]

"A fried egg from Satan's anus." LOL Stuart is the best.

[@OrlandoOrca]

Beautiful

[@annoytanor007]

your name

[@OrlandoOrca]

What about it

[@annoytanor007]

AT!

[@OrlandoOrca]

Woo

[@PinkThorn242]

"This is a fish, lightly killed and then put in a bag."

[@Phoebe5448]

Mmm.... Crunchy Frog...

[@lolataylor9158]

'it's a big rubbery slab of nothing, a bit like Piers Morgan' 😂😂👏🏼

[@garcon45]

Weiss Ryne sounds like a jrpg character.

[@datrazine]

YOUR FAULT

[@MathewHaswell]

No Voles to be damned by our actions here.

[@Reynsoon]

Now it's Weiss Rhine time!

[@ryanlutes9833]

I don't think I'd eat anything outright labelled as "putrefied" and "viscera". Maybe I'm just close-minded. Also, I used to buy those dry fish things. Not for myself, of course. They were marketed as cat treats. She loved them.

[@GoatYouhhudawg]

My new band is going to be called Hint of Shrimp.

[@wubmangaming]

+Chloe Meredith fuck off im the owner of the ban u will never join

[@wubmangaming]

***** im joking u can join us

[@gohmk7819]

I like this comment so much...idk why. May I join you band too?

[@jamesrobers3351]

I'm sure it will be, at least, as famous as your current band! Good luck mate!

[@minefilms1122]

+wubman gaming (wubman22) please dont type like this

[@gattocake]

Can the Japanese only communicate through cute animal shaped notes?

[@northumbriabushcraft1208]

Japan's way of communicating to westerners - Cute animal notes & subtitles Japan's exports to westerners - Cute animal things (like hello kitty) weird seafood, nice sweets & buns, martial arts, anime & degenerate forms of hentai. We certainly get the finest parts of their culture exported, for men of extremley fine tastes. As a man of culture myself i can't say no to some sake, hi-chews, ramune, mochi and anything with red bean flavour, or a trip to the Japanese style steakhouse or sushi-go-round and ofc some hentai with catgirls. Nyaa Nyaa ;) Only the finest of Japan's exports for myself :)

[@entr0pix]

idk i think thats how we should all communicate

[@gowanlore2434]

@@northumbriabushcraft1208 Last part of your comment comes straight out of Reddit.

[@billyork6017]

@@northumbriabushcraft1208 Tips fedora at another enlightened gentleman of culture

[@rchaffer]

Those labels and the nano handwriting are the cutest things ever

[@Apotheosis_44]

8:49 Huffer & Blow is a great name for lawyer firm.

[@PhotoFilmFreak1]

ARE YOU FEELIN' IT NOW MR. KRABS!?!?!?!??!?!?

[@vulpinesoul]

Bottoms up means you're supposed to do just that. HAMMER IT BACK ASHENS!

[@trevorgoodchild8266]

I'm convinced the person who translated these was just fucking with him the whole time.

[@TheDeldiz]

Ashens, I just tried a Chef Boyardee Mac & Cheese hot pot (I'm a student, so please don't judge me) and I seriously don't know what to say. The pasta tastes waterlogged and the cheese sauce is the most anemic, flavorless glop I've ever eaten. I can't get my money back, but if you try it, maybe I'll have some closure on the matter.

[@TheRCTAddict]

"Wice rine" I can words!

[@Mouse_Lyne]

The little translation tags are tauntingly adorable.

[@ChrisHominski]

KZbin keeps showing me red lobster commercials before Stuart eats nasty seafood

[@idiot_wins]

I was a small fish. Then, I was a dead fish.

[@oofouchowie6425]

Peter Rooney Then I was dried and covered with wasabi stuff.

[@debarundutta3928]

Lol 😂

[@ange1playzgamez]

Peter Rooney then I was shat out

[@BronyGamer895]

"A big rubbery slab of nothing. A bit like Piers Morgan.,," Truer words have never been spoken.

[@liampollard8996]

These are either getting one hundred times better because of how funny they are or like ten thousand times worse with the food he has to eat and i cant tell which one i enjoy more.

[@TheArzonite]

There's something fishy about this video...

[@hunterdockery9325]

My god man. You just broke america with that one o_O

[@TheArzonite]

Hunter Dockery I sea what you did there.

[@hunterdockery9325]

Okay thanks for imploding the universe............but I'm sure it wasn't on porpoise.

[@funnychilli123]

TheArzonite PUN CITY!

[@dinkules]

TheArzonite Quit stealing the sausage, Sausage Swiper!

[@Kelton2]

I actually just went to ashens' Twitter to make sure that the blowfish didn't kill him. There are no new tweets. I'm scared...

[@Sparrow9612]

You have to eat the puffer itself to end up poisoned. The one in the sake was probably de-poisoned.

[@EmergencyChannel]

The alcohol would have dealt with any poison. The Asians also make wine with scorpions and snakes in them.

[@-snek.]

I think he's okay now.

[@SherlockHolmes000]

Many Japanese chefs went to the ancient Roman school of cooking. Rotten fish guts. On everything.

[@MathewHaswell]

They have an "everything-but-the-oink" mentality with virtually all foodstuffs.

[@advancetotabletop5328]

Can't get enough of that cute pink bear with the words, "Pureed brain and organs" on it.

[@davidjones7475]

Ashens should dual camera these food specials so we can see both the food and his reaction while he eats it. I think his reactions would be gold.

[@booo10000]

I love shrimp chips! This is a first for me seeing them covered in chocolate.

[@paulturner4503]

""Wice Rine""-ashens, 2014

[@Undrave]

"Ashen's Weird Cookery" has a nice ring to it.

[@gdouble4593]

Deeply unpleasant Deeply unpleasant Deeply. Unpleasant.

[@ThatOneToucan]

Okay we get it

[@NANIXON1998]

Peter was a small fish... ...and then he became a dead fish

[@hyena_yeen]

I used to have a lot of those dried fish when I was younger, they are actually quite tasty, especially with salt.

[@maddiecornfield1191]

did anyone else love the handwriting of the english translation

[@Polyfusia]

More cheapie or weird food specials. Quite entertaining.

[@SlamDenier]

LOL!!! ''I like my booze like I like my women. Without bits of dead fish stuck in 'em!'' I'm dying xD

[@permanent4869]

thanks for sticking around ashens

[@youforget1000thingsaday]

Is anyone else binge watching Ashen's food specials?

[@meanman55]

Me, and I don't know why...

[@Jaybird196]

They are my favorite, amongst his videos.

[@kizzyhearts5622]

craaab people, craaab people, looks like crab, tastes lik--OH GOD NO

[@DragonHeartHisMajestyX]

"It's like a fried egg from Satan's anus." Where does he come up with this stuff? LMAO

[@icecreamsamwich]

that dried fish stuff actually sounds pretty good

[@giuseppesteigman5355]

"It's a big rubbery slab of nothing, kind of like Piers Morgan" I'm ded😂

[@hananas2]

congratulations on 1,000,000 subs Ashens!

[@MathewHaswell]

Has Stuart got his Gold Play Button yet?

[@cgavin1]

"I like my Sake like I like my women - without bits of dead fish in em." Word.

[@loneshewolf74]

I have an aunt from Japan. She's a very nice person who only brought slightly odd things into my parent's kitchen when she, my uncle, and my cousin stayed with them for half the summer last year. But if she brought home this kind of gunk... I don't think even my brother would like it, and he once made pickled octopus that had three inches of grease inside the jar.

[@crystalc1ear]

Nothing like a loud Ashens ralph to wake me up

[@Armadurapersonal]

Seafood is definitively something you DON'T eat if it has gone past the date

[@LiarraSniffles_X3]

For a few, blissful, moments I wondered what you meant when you said you were hoping for Hammond organs, then I slowly closed my eyes, exhaled and gently applied my palm to my face.

[@bryanrobinson9208]

I don't get it, being naive is amazing!

[@tpayne7020]

It's been 3 years and I still don't understand. Help!

[@eleftherios11]

A hammond organ is pretty much a fancy keyboard

[@DefactoOverlord]

that jab at Pierce Morgan, brilliant :D

[@samiranroy2245]

9:05 Everybody else-"Rice wine" Ashens-"Wice rine"

[@thezootbox]

stuart... are you sure you dont have to... cook some of these things?

[@DylRicho]

9:06 - nice wice rine!

[@dr666demento]

''It's a big rubbery slab of nothing... Kinda like Pires Morgan'' He was about as equally well liked on this side of the pond too.

[@NortelGeek]

"I'm hoping for... hammond". I LOL'd.

[@thebigtexas11]

"it's fishy, it's cheesy it's a bit weezy." lol!

[@Cyfaeras]

9:04 'Wice rine' good job ashens!

[@wendymain_69]

this ashens:animal stickers and wine rine 2021 ashens:just reviewer

[@jentzi23]

I'm currently "worktraining" in a petstore with alot of aquariums.. The dried fish looks exactly like the unfortunate fishies that we find dried into the floor sometimes (they get spooked and jump out). Amazing.

[@yodagaming2559]

I want to try the fish sausage, seems odd

[@phenomanII]

Why do I always go to your channel when I'm eating?

[@edwardnatsu4403]

why do I always end up watching these while eating XD XD

[@kiyoaki1985]

ive had most of these, except for the fugu sake, my mouth was watering at the canned crab and squid, that stuff is honestly delicious if you just pair it with something like sake

[@Jaybird196]

If you're drunk enough, you'll eat anything ;) !

[@Mantis47]

Oh god, that's awful. That crab food looked just like if someone picked up dog shit with a bag and then canned it.

[@jacobfleck3457]

every time you eat stuff that looks gross,like the crab, i think of monty python king arthur going JESUS CHRIST

[@spinax22]

"You make me sad."

[@MrChinner118]

The food specials are the best

[@Jacobrosstech]

If this was a comic book, this would be the way someone would get powers

[@AureaPersona]

#yolo

[@scorpionmccormack2093]

Please don't not on this channel

[@omin]

#YOLOSWAG

[@the999zombie]

Lovin Cats Lmao

[@AureaPersona]

Scorpion McCormack Do you even blaze dank weeds, m8?

[@pedanticcreeper7822]

Scorpion McCormack Just watch the video, and then you'll understand.

[@gregaaron89]

We think sake with a fish in it is weird, yet nobody raises an eyebrow at tequila (actually mezcal) with a worm in it

[@EmergencyChannel]

Sir, worms in mezcal is disgusting, and I don't know anybody who will drink mezcal.

[@LordofFullmetal]

I would raise an eyebrow at it - where the f---- are you from where that's a thing?

[@FreeTacozYT]

That Hammond joke is so underrated

[@AB-sd6bj]

I love your food videos more than any other videos!

[@guycomments]

9:05 - "wice rine" Dat spoonerism