Asian Animal Rights Activist Wasn’t Ready... | Andrew Schulz | Stand Up Comedy

[@TheAndrewSchulz]

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[@sleek4880]

Hey andrew! I cant buy tickets for the miami show, where do I get them?

[@xandergonzalez6499]

Come to washington

[@messymakaveli9098]

bro im praying you play in LA in March, im coming over from England and would love to come see you perform

[@altinveseli4646]

Any plans for a European tour in the future? e.g in Austria, Germany, Czech Republic...

[@mimoleclair9824]

CANADA WHEN??? Come to Montreal please!

[@sullyfox4993]

As crude as it is, the "You're going to go home tonight and take a shit into clean water" is incredibly profound and something almost all people take for granted.

[@jonathanvogt4341]

Ikr! As opposed to a hole in the ground or just on the ground

[@shleemlington699]

@@jonathanvogt4341 MFer you don’t know, right?? It’s not about where you shit it’s what you’re shitting into, CLEAN WATER! We are literally SHITTING IN IT when they don’t even have clean water to drink. Mfer said IKR? It’s not a hole in the ground! 😐

[@Tnargav]

@@jonathanvogt4341 Or a random tree and strong legs.

[@imallergictobullets]

@@jonathanvogt4341 It’s not the privilege of where to shit, it’s taking for granted how incredibly valuable clean water is. People in the first world don’t even recognize it.

[@mndsgn1]

@@imallergictobullets jesus having running water/a roof over your heads/food We're better off than what 2 billion other people

[@MrCamocat09]

I love how once she realized she wasn't winning she joined in on his jokes. That's real maturity right there.

[@redcell2852]

I seen that 😂 if only more conversations in this world would end on that note!"

[@georgethekingiv]

Most people just yell or scream over them nowadays so people can't hear that the other person makes sense

[@noisi_tc3068]

Not really the place either to discuss animal rights ;)

[@grammarofficerkrupke4398]

I hate it when they try to join in. They're not professional comedians and serve much better as an opponent to the comedian. Her "over rice" line just made the exchange less funny.

[@grammarofficerkrupke4398]

@Devin Breedlove *than (I'm just doing my job) I agree with you. Hecklers can be the best part of a comedians act. It forces them to ad lib and you get a good measure of their wit.

[@pwnership3292]

She was actually a good heckler, she had a sense of humor and didn't just argue with emotion and shit

[@poisenbery]

I think it was her first time

[@whatupshounce2284]

She didn't argue because she was owned from the start. She didn't have a specific topic and when she said all animals, it turned into a generalization. From there he was open to take it anywhere he wanted. She should be grateful he didn't take her down the rabbit hole. Once he saw she wasn't a threat he was very cordial to her. As a person who has been to my fair share of comedy clubs, I have seen it go harsher on the heckler. Hopefully she thanked him after the show.

[@youtubrone1411]

@@whatupshounce2284 Is it possible that she was part of his 'show'? Because, to make it interesting I would. (This is just a question)

[@theo7340]

What Up Shounce why are you such an entitled idiot

[@rijinn727]

She's a filipina the worst thing she could say is "thats fucked up yes"

[@maizeman90]

The good kind of heckler. One that can add to a show, without really disrubting it. She was a good sport and went along with the jokes. I can appreciate that.

[@jorgecastro7352]

"Its not win or lose, its trying to understand shit". Real words

[@DzinkyDzink]

@zeroaffinity 2016* - it was a year of hatred.

[@Anikin3-]

Not anymore. Now if you question something you just get attacked

[@mightyjoeyoung1390]

@@DzinkyDzink lmao. Go sit down you clown. 🤡

[@frankman5193]

@@DzinkyDzink as opposed to 1914 the year of love

[@trumpwasbetter]

Serious shit... good comedy, to bad liberals get to offended for laughs.

[@kdub3288]

I respect that hell out of her in that she doesn’t get triggered and goes along with his jokes.

[@YouTube_is_complete-total_shit]

Remember she grew up 3rd world too, anyone who's been to ugly countries and shit knows to stay humble, because they have seen the reality... and this is Paradise.

[@bogunnarsson6661]

@@KZbin_is_complete-total_shitthe background doesnt take away her credit.

[@dimsabor5812]

i was dissapointed she didnt get triggered

[@jeengyim3072]

If you go to a stand up and you get offended you shouldn’t be there..people that go there to make bs arguments with a comedian shouldn’t be there..she didn’t want to make her self look like a bigger fool..no respect, just sit down and enjoy the show

[@chucknorris277]

Respect. Lol. What people respect these days is pathetic

[@Fatkid1190]

She took it like a champ. That woman knows she’s in a comedy club talking to a comedian so logically there was nothing to take too serious. This is refreshing to watch. 👏🏼👏🏼

[@brianstory]

That restored my faith in humanity a slight bit

[@MrDeceptacon88]

No she shouldnt be a rude bitch and stfu

[@ConfusedGeriatric]

Too much back and forth

[@yhy3898]

Her fucking brain was too slow to comprehend. Needed her English friend to tell her she's not going to win...

[@benardneza7714]

well you should take some of that shit serious and reflect a little cause the guy was making some damn good points these over the top caring and sensitiveness is a first world country luxury

[@fmflores2000]

"My friend says I'm not gonna win this." = "Please don't embarass yourself and us" lols.

[@lilSTballer]

All jokes aside, she was a good sport about it.

[@NoName-fm2cy]

No doubt. 😂

[@enriqueshockwave]

just kept giving him home-runs

[@RandySavagxe]

lilSTballer he was being an asshole

[@r3sianon975]

She should be. She was interrupting his stand-up.

[@RandySavagxe]

Dawit_K I don’t subscribe to such a primitive form of entertainment this is simply low hanging fruit

[@JohnnyShrapnel]

Her ability to cope with what she started and then have the humility to accept her loss and run with the show is something about 20% of people MAX could do. Respect.

[@Kumayll]

I always have had that ability I knew not many people have it tbf but after seeing these comments I was like holy shit maybe it's rare, yunno; it's so fkn cringe but people just tend to carry themselves in various stupid ways thinking that people are gonna think they're too "cOoL or they not to be "mEEsED" with lmao, life is to sort to be so bitched and serious about everything yk

[@bikashnepal1377]

Nop! She felt that constipation ahahah 😆 😂

[@ok-pv7fw]

20%? Bro that's just exaggeration at this point😂😵

[@jout738]

Yes she is asian and thoese were just opinions somebody might influence her like some western girl did, but she pleasant enough as asian to accept her lose.

[@pratikkawade4861]

They should teach humility in school for this exact reason.

[@ookber5176]

"Take a shit in clean water" I never thought of it that way

[@gangmember2541]

Dimitri Petrenko lmao same. I don’t know if I can take a shit anymore without feeling guilty about it

[@fsmfsm9941]

but what would be the alternative? taking a shit in toxic waste?

[@ankitbhagat9331]

@@fsmfsm9941 Rise of the Chernobyl

[@barnacleboi2595]

@@fsmfsm9941 take a shit in the soil, as it was for hundreds of thousands of years man. It fertilizes the ground and something can grow, but we switched to this toilet system like 200 years ago cus "ew poop smells get it away from me"

[@rubenscott3972]

China is mixing 0.01 of all there toxic waste in everything they make there is toxic waste in water you just have to look closer but joke aside how do you think China can move all that trash they make more trash than the world’s combined but were is it easy and smart way is mix it in everything since you are allowed to have a bit of toxic levels they will be ok to pass to America’s standards

[@VantaClawz]

Dude is ACTIVELY hilarious. Don't give him a finger or he'll take the whole arm. Brilliant, comedy LIVES!

[@mikeg3439]

Smartest heckler I've seen in some time, she remained fairly friendly, even admitted that her friend stated she was not going to win this debate.

[@tjcogger1974]

I don't think she was a heckler. I think this was a crowd work show

[@nickmagrick7702]

that was her just trying to back out of it gracefully, because she didn't want to be embarrassed

[@mikeg3439]

@@nickmagrick7702 thus she is, to me, the smartest I've seen in some time. Gracefully backing out was the right call.

[@wolfelizondo558]

She lost the moment she started

[@aljoschadietrich9040]

its not a debate, it was a joke. He said that an animal wouldnt care about her and just kill her right? Like cecil the lion would kill you. But that doesnt mean we can just go and shoot lions

[@sarawilliams815]

Lady: "they all have lives" Andrew: "they dont all need to"😂😂😂

[@emergence8217]

The way she said was typical ignorance.. i immediately know her mind and stereotyped her. 😂

[@theveganblaze]

@@emergence8217 what was ignorant about what she said?

[@emergence8217]

@@theveganblaze that sounds like a rhetorical question and your name is vegan. I immediately assumed your character too. 😂. Everything has life , even moths do but the distinction of life that matters. One is just a fuel for another powerful life form. Nature.

[@theveganblaze]

@@emergence8217 you said it yourself, you are assuming my character, and you are inventing something out of nothing. “Typical ignorance” and yet you can’t respond to a simple question, because you will dismiss it anyway to suit your own interests and to remain arrogant. Stereotyping something you know nothing about. Have you been vegan? (That question is rhetorical, because I know the answer is “No.” What are you laughing at anyway? Are you laughing at how pompous you are. I’m laughing at that, too.

[@theveganblaze]

@@emergence8217 typical gibberish response? Do you think I can’t just claim that you are spewing nonsense as well. And that I already know you aren’t going to respond to anything I say because your purpose is to troll. My purpose is to affect change. You promote the status quo, lazy thinking, apathy, hate for other creatures. To me, it doesn’t matter what you invoke. I am the one who responded to your comment. I am not doing this for you. And I am satisfied as well, because while you get a kick out of this. So do I. Calling a spade a spade is also fun for me.

[@Zoofactory]

Yeah.. She’s being a great sport about this.. A little humor goes a long way for all of us.👍

[@jaybee8148]

Well said

[@jtguven7993]

I was just gonna comment the same thing

[@Jedi_Jed]

Yup, hopefully there's more people like this than we think.

[@trapmo7980]

Yes ofcourse and it was good because there was no racism really brought into it more of a comical gesture amongst her race.

[@seanoreilly1832]

She was terrible. A Californian saying she is from a third world country? Philippines is not a third world country

[@Sarah-cs9wp]

Empathy and compassion are signs of higher intelligence

[@themanwhoknewtoomuch6667]

But not for humans?

[@themanwhoknewtoomuch6667]

By the way, I agree. Just trying to get more out of you.

[@Sarah-cs9wp]

@@themanwhoknewtoomuch6667 of course. For humans,animals, our planet. Often the smartest person in the room is also the most compassionate. Factually. Ppl w/lower intelligence tend to be more self centred

[@SteversChed]

@@Sarah-cs9wp The people who claim to care the most use animal products from the same animals that normal people eat. Dishonesty and hypocrisy are not a sign of someone being smart at all.

[@yourfriendlyneighbourhoodl6206]

Okay, what's your point though?

[@Mr12justin]

these the type of hecklers i like she wasn’t too rude and the crowd got a little but out of the exchange thats how it should be

[@unwelcomemotivation]

"I just told me friend were not gonna win this" - yeah, she was WAYYYYYYYY too serious...

[@jabber1924]

when she said she moves out when shes 8 i was like.."you barely exp. our country dont do this you americanized girl"

[@jjenko6366]

It was probably a set up

[@fanzirelli]

Watch more Shultz! This isn't a heckler this is his whole bit. Crowd working beast

[@xWingzTV]

Lol these aren’t hecklers idiot Andrews the one who starts shit…

[@jonathanedward5062]

I just realized how important comedians are nowadays in this politically correct age.

[@ILikeCHEEZ9]

Uhhh that's how it's always been. Really low hanging froot here, the man himself, Carlin. Generations before this. It's nothing new bud, keep up

[@YeOldeGabe]

Comedians have always been like this... what...

[@ILikeCHEEZ9]

@@YeOldeGabe you gotta say it to them slowly. They ain't too bright

[@segmentgweezy4228]

its really not that deep

[@noire2438]

ILikeCHEEZ9 hence he said “just realized”

[@iluvdissheet]

I will never understand why people try to argue with someone holding a microphone. Doesn't matter if you're right, microphone ALWAYS wins...lol

[@Insomnia4321]

I dunno dude ive seen a heckler take control of the crowd a couple times and lemme say the victor is and always will be the one getting the most laughs

[@Galdring]

I owned a comedian in the comedy cellar, once. My friend and I were visiting from Norway, and the ladies at the next table had caught on to us being foreigners. When the comedian asked if there were any Europeans in the audience, the ladies called us out. The comedian asked some questions about Norway, looking for a joke, but it was pretty clear he knew nothing about the place. Now... I was so shitfaced that I don't remember what my joke was, but to my surprise, the audience burst out laughing. They must have been as silly drunk as me. The next comedian on stage came by our table, grabbed my hand, and patted me on the back. Life achievements! Gonna tell my grandchildren that tale, I just wish I remembered my joke... That way it wouldn't be grandpa's funny blackout story.

[@isaiah8988]

Not always kzbin.info/www/bejne/qmSnaXR8mKyUfcU

[@hamzterix]

Agree, people mentally prepared themselves for the main guys to be the funniest and play along.

[@arturkumissov2054]

320 sheeps agree with you. The loudest doesn't allways wins. What kind of logic is that? For the sake of comedy she let him have it. Otherwise his points were weak in this clip. People with religious background think animals are here to serve humans. You can love all animals and still kill and eat them. Religion divided humans from nature and animal life and we will pay for that. Why making fun of poor people sitting on a high horse? You can do better than that Schulz

[@ryckarduhryckarduh180]

I cant imagine how good it must feel to know you're not even using your material, you're just improvising and it does the trick perfectly

[@jjccg9415]

This dude is ruthless, but in the most non-malicious way.

[@VueiyVisarelli]

That's the best way to roast: where the person who _was_ mad at you can't help but laugh.

[@jjccg9415]

@@ireallycant4416 Dont be a pussy

[@jjccg9415]

@@ireallycant4416 Did you just assume my race? Bro, you racist as hell. Plus, I ain’t even white.

[@gerrychan5729]

He’s ruthless, but if we can’t make fun of ourselves then we might as well hold our breaths.

[@jimreimers4213]

Definetly. He was totally non insulting they both did great. I love the, my American friend said I will not win!!

[@aldntv8028]

“We’re not gonna win this” No but please keep trying so we can get this content

[@CruzACZ]

Her friend knew it wasn’t going to end well for her.

[@azih8626]

lmao why enter an animal rights talk as an asian that’s literally walking right into it, and she even announced she was asian before he probably even clocked, as she weren’t front row and that’s usually where his victims are, so practically begged for the roast

[@sagara9607]

yes please

[@ramihockey0012]

I respect her answer lmao

[@TheSpartan3669]

@Inebriatd People have always been dumb. Now they're free to express that.

[@adamknight1387]

just avoid arguing with someone that has the stage and mic. they have the high ground. lol. you cant win. unless its amy schumer. then you might win.

[@geddstock]

@@longfeijiang2449 😂😂

[@calculator4482]

@@longfeijiang2449 HAHAHAAAA...... Good joke

[@tontobonto2073]

@@longfeijiang2449 lmaoo

[@maku4814]

No chance against amy schmuer. Whatever you say she's gonna turn into a fart / sex joke and you're done.

[@burakeren]

But then that means you've gone to a Amy Schumer show and why would you do that?

[@oddfreaks6452]

This…this is comedy for host and audience. I hope more audiences come to be like this…it’s just lovely

[@blairstewart5636]

She took it like a champ. There were several things she could’ve gotten offended about, and she may have, but she understood he’s a comedian and it’s all part of an act.

[@snowgoons4k850]

omg shut up blair stewart

[@PHInomenal79]

And if she were offended, what would she have done? Absolutely nothing! 🤣

[@blairstewart5636]

James Nosactivated she was laughing a long with the jokes because she understood they were jokes. Many people in today’s society would’ve gotten offended and pissed off but she didn’t so good for her.

[@blairstewart5636]

Phi Truong that has nothing to do with my comment. Move along.

[@souldier2875]

I mean she did completely put herself out there to be saintly

[@hoofgripweightlifting6872]

I’m Filipino and I laughed so hard rice came out of my nose. Well played. That’s the problem in America. Many are so freakin sensitive. It’s okay to laugh. Ethnic jokes are the funniest.

[@kensh851]

I'm Filipino and you're not even Filipino to begin with.

[@blackroberts6290]

@@kensh851 benefit of the doubt lods, benefit of the doubt

[@martinilardi1196]

@@kensh851 what? how do you know that?

[@arkyudetoo9555]

And about the eating dog part, it's true. Some people do eat dogs here, they even let you try it without telling you what the fuck you're eating. I'm not gonna fall for that again.

[@KOTAPHYSICS]

exactly people are sensitive here...otherwise in philippines we would murder people lmao!

[@billparker244]

Shitting in clean water is the best point I've ever heard in this argument lol

[@dirkremmington]

I'm using this tomorrow....no idea where...but it's getting used...

[@theempire00]

@@dirkremmington lol

[@d6wave]

so in a court case i can bring this argument if i am accused of abuse and corruptions violations etc. !? or in a moral debate !? that's like going to a judge and tell her or him that i like punching kids and he's in no measure to judge me bc he shits in clean water. that argument doesn't invalidates OTHER ACTIONS (or my yours etc actions).

[@d6wave]

on the absurdity and contrast between classes sense it's a good point. just that

[@benjahbarnacles2937]

one of the reasons why Andrew Schultz is so damn good at crowd work and just improv because he actually is an amazing listener. Vibin off of what he’s feelin from the crowd. That’s always impressive to me. He might have a set script, but he never has to stay with it.

[@salvador9188]

I can’t believe this was filmed in 2020 this seems like a 2000 stand up show when everyone could take a joke

[@csv8944]

Or maybe we have not yet all fallen victim to the woke cancel culture. I sure hope so

[@elchucofried5683]

@@csv8944 or maybe cancel culture is blown out of proportion. Half the people online arent even from America and here we are

[@pitsahat2]

@@csv8944 the best way to go against it is to never apologise and just tell those people to fuck off. The moment you apologise is like an admission of guilt to them.

[@drewbadwolf5182]

I have faith in humans again, a little

[@theglassmaster3140]

Someone in that audience was losing their sht. We just didn't get to see it.

[@dmpunk]

Now that he mentioned it, the fact that we shit into perfectly clean drinking water is kinda fucked lol. Had me deep thinking for a while

[@larrybart7633]

on god

[@astrailiaous_Sempticreed]

Would you want smelly fish salt water to fill youre bathroom and house and erode youre pipes?

[@shinigamieyes2600]

If you think it’s perfectly clean then go drink it

[@dmpunk]

@@shinigamieyes2600 the water comes is directly from the drinking water supply so is clean. maybe it's different where you live

[@bigslim7870]

I think I’m Japan they have a system where their shower water or faucet water is recycled for their toilets.

[@raidernationkmc]

This is a perfect example of how comedy and crowd interaction should work...person is mature enough to realize they payed to see someone's who's job it is to insult and roast everything possible....she understood the assignment lol

[@capo4ever334]

They should never work because the crowd shouldn't talk at comedy shows unless the comedian talks to to them

[@aceofwizardsnephelite829]

This is not how crowd interaction should work. She felt the need to draw the spotlight on herself when there were a ton of people there to enjoy the show. She wasn't mature, she was entitled.

[@connaeris8230]

That's not how crowd interaction should work. Comedians should come with a full show prepared, not rely on mocking their audience.

[@aceofwizardsnephelite829]

@@connaeris8230🕸🕸

[@TimothyGod]

@@connaeris8230 Holy shit lol

[@SkyClears]

First video I’ve seen of this guy and also the first time I’ve seen a comedian be respectful with his roasts, well done.

[@godwinikah6789]

"they don't all need to“ 😂😂😂

[@jerow7204]

thats a fact

[@aaryo_dhravidan]

@@jerow7204 no its not.. Y do u think u need a life? Lmao.. 😂

[@Elrohof]

@@aaryo_dhravidan That's still a fact.

[@karunaveerakathi9268]

@@Elrohof that's your opinion

[@aarohansharma4551]

@@aaryo_dhravidan well they don't *need* to, right?

[@hallhrndz3529]

When he said: "they eat dogs because they don't have chipotle only Chihuahua" I died laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Isa1ahL33]

Oh, roasted!😂

[@boknow5506]

@Pioteko pag pag good enough so selling year old McDonald I'll eat any animal after that

[@constantinvaldor3742]

Good joke but pretty sure chihuahuas are more expensive than food lol they pedigree breed. They probably eat a village dog no breed.

[@quantum6641]

Ok but nobody asked

[@hallhrndz3529]

@Pioteko yes 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@towelietowel4513]

“They don’t have Chipotle they have chihuahua” LMAO

[@fw.ITdeqmn]

lol

[@The911technician]

Wanna her high? 😂

[@chrisb5023]

That blond second from the right was not having a good night

[@jarretc6497]

No she wasn’t!

[@tovesz]

she eyefucked him

[@dailydoser1309]

I'm very impressed that she diddnt get all indignant and self righteous.

[@nopenotnever]

She isn't white. Simple

[@ArcDevErik]

She saw the L coming.

[@whiteurkel6175]

Daily Doser almost as if the media is manipulating who people really are

[@itsddashrock]

CLPmakesMEhappy More or less.

[@69djpitbull]

Shes filipina. They're not open to doing it in public. They hide emotion till they get home

[@krystalsperfectteeth8194]

*If we are being honest Andrew’s still very underrated.*

[@MrBob2212]

I know you’re right but very much so

[@djrascal445]

💯

[@RandySavagxe]

I know you’re right but he’s honestly being an asshole

[@chickenisindeedmystyle7316]

Just cuz famous platforms don’t want him doesn’t need mean he’s not known

[@AMAStudios]

He's better off doing this than forced specials

[@sethslytherin]

Most comedians hate hecklers. Andrews includes them to his act

[@KennyBucketz]

Sharon Joel Jaison Andrew will include you wether you’re a heckler or not. He goes into it wanting to interact with them. It’s a big part of his show, especially for KZbin. He’s not giving much of his actual act out, but he’s promoting himself with his audience work since that always changes. And I wouldn’t call this woman a heckler. At the beginning, her answer makes it seem as if Andrew might’ve started a dialogue with her. That being said, if he feels you’re distracting the show, Andrew will kick you out. I’ve seen it live. This was most likely Andrew choosing to speak to her and not her heckling. She seems reasonable

[@sowhat...]

How do you know she's a heckler?

[@maxmunoz95]

This is crowd work she wasn't a heckler

[@2Fluoro]

Bro no most comics do not hate hecklers

[@Ryder056]

Check Jimmy Carr he's amazing at burning hecklers

[@gatsu.]

love the mix between comedy and realtalk

[@ehsaanmalik6142]

That was brutal. Lesson learnt : You don't try and be an activist in a comedy show.

[@PettyGG]

Nothing "brutal" about it. Everyone had fun...

[@colecampbell1906]

Guarantee she wasn't having fun lol. She just can't make it obvious that she's mad or she'll be another meme.

[@JosephDeLosSantos-t3m]

@@colecampbell1906 clearly we asians handle our emotions better than you emotional and woke Americans

[@AjenjoAnejo]

Most activists are not activists. They just like to annoy people with pseudomorals on the internet. Term just gets thrown around.

[@daddyrabbit835]

Because she loves animals doesn't make her an activist.

[@wilrobles6219]

I love how this comedian sets people up. Ingenious.

[@jeremysales1232]

They set themselves up. He just goes with the flow.

[@wilrobles6219]

@jeremysales1232 There's certainly a give and take.

[@tuli0hwut78]

“They don’t have Chipotle, they have Chihuahua” that killed me

[@LionHGH]

ChiWAWA lol

[@z444-u5c]

That was actually a good way of seeing it

[@RiniDiamandis]

i love how she was serious at first then started laughing towards the end. humour paired with facts really is the main way to diffuse a situation

[@youmadbro7733]

I don’t even think Andrew prepares for a show. He just goes up, takes a seat, makes his observations and reacts to the audience.

[@caleb484]

That's his whole stichk....crowd work. And if you heckle....that's just a good setup for the rest of the night for hm😂😂😂😂

[@mindy829]

Incredible talent!

[@mayankdewli1010]

All he has to do is pass condescending remarks to someone from third world and it's considered "funny" by his fans. If it's asian throw in the dog joke. If it's middle eastern african or some other ethnicity you talk about some other stereotype and people laugh like lunatics. It's definitely not funny but it's american humor. Apparently High handed condescending entitled behaviour is considered funny in north america

[@nyjohn-dk6xt]

@@mayankdewli1010 not sure why your watching this video if you don't like him, that says more about you than our sense of humor.

[@countys32]

Yeah its called crowd work dummy.

[@porterhouse7260]

the chick off the right hand side of the stage, just sittin' there, starring, barely laughing, with a pile of beer in front of her. haa

[@xavierfrehner581]

Porterhouse fr she six deep 😂😂

[@edalv6580]

She got a nice buzz lmao

[@germaninvasion121]

It hasn’t kicked in yet 😅

[@youngarod2387]

Loool

[@AFriendlyCrackhead]

Thank you for pointing that out😂😂

[@Tony36271]

“I’m technically from the third world, technically.”

[@eldirtyfaygo5395]

It means she's been domesticated and is guilty for hanging with them white guilt guppies 😂

She is stupid in at least 2 countries

[@PowderedDonutz_]

Anthony yeah that was cringe

[@Samanosuke1138]

They mostly come at night. Mostly.

[@Daveoghscope]

Dude, having the capacity to immigrate to a 1st world country at age 8, isn't the kind of poverty that would push someone to eat dogs or some "real shit" like that. This lady's just soaking up the spot light.

[@dhooomketu]

She is the epitome of ' if u can't beat them join them '

[@bercor6014]

On a serious note, I like this lady. She's not a typical Karen

[@bercor6014]

@eric gonzalo omg haha lol. Racist much

[@miguelsanchez4554]

Not a white liberal is probably more accurate.

[@denachtconducteur7070]

XD

[@seandepoppe6716]

FUCKING KAREN!!! my wife and I always say that. whether its at the gps or some dumb women driver we call them all Karen! everyone knows that there is "that Karen" out there. Have a great day!

[@bercor6014]

@Mircea o they are not my brother. I've seen an Asian Karen once and damn, that changed my perspective on life.

[@rambotambo9907]

“They don’t got Chipotle, they got Chi-huaha!” 😂😂

[@samie5856]

🥴🥴🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@JeriPatrickAPaler]

People that I know who eat dogs here don't eat expensive dogs and Chi-huahua has no meat hahahahahha

[@rambotambo9907]

Jeri Patrick A. Paler have you ate it before? I’ve seen it cooked and eaten. But never had the chance. I’d definitely try it though. Definitely not a chihuahua though. I’d want a labrador, or a chocolate lab.

[@ljyljy88]

@@rambotambo9907 Had it before in china, honestly not that bad. Thought it tasted like goat meat.

[@rambotambo9907]

Chris really?!?! I don’t like goat because it’s too gamey of a taste. So I wouldn’t like dog. Thank you very much for the response!

[@chubi167]

Man this blonde chick in the corner is not impressed.

[@stylisheko6745]

Now that was a true undercover activist right there

[@monkeyddizze]

Haha saw that

[@itdidnotworkmichael]

Too be fair, she was laughing toward the end. See all those bottles in front of her? She might be a drowsy drunk...

[@dhanushvarthiboina]

She is vegan

[@derrekhoffer7728]

She boring

[@Theyralltakenfu]

I like that she was smiling and laughing along with it. I honestly thought she was going to get hyper and back talk him, but that never happened. Her BF telling her she's not going to win was spot on, you never win over a professional comedian.

[@dtzyYT]

As a Filipino, I can confirm that chihuahuas are overrated.

[@TheBaconism]

I almost liked your comment but i was like naweh doesnt feel right

[@drumboarder1]

Flavour wise though?

[@ziyadkutbi7767]

I misread it as overeated... lol.

[@paraglokhande936]

@@ziyadkutbi7767 i read overheated lmao

[@evertspojken]

Too small right? Newfoundland would be better lmao

[@revredbeard3289]

When heckling goes Right. Looks like everyone had a great time and enjoyed this.

[@NaruSanavai]

Except for that blonde that was just left of Andrew: never put her beer down, never laughed, never smiled around the bottle. She was only there to get drunk.

[@sowhat...]

@@NaruSanavai Why is everyone talking shit about her? She did laugh and did put her beer down. Y'all just making shit up.

[@goaldineyelife6291]

It's not that it went right it's just she didnt get into her feelings.

[@Hecameup]

It was part of the show... standard industry stuff here

[@matthewcooper4248]

"I was like eight years old." So you were raised in America.

[@steveking6792]

TECHNICALLY 😂

[@porto1st]

@King K Calm down bro. It’s easy to tell that he’s about to make a joke implying Cebu is poor. So she can either play along and say mediocre to give him something to work with,, or she can straight up say no it’s rich and be a bad sport.

[@johnvines4875]

Plus Philippines isn’t like the real third world country , try and survive in Somalia

[@曇り空]

Anyone who came to the states from the Philippines in a very young age is rich in the philippines. Usually they have businesses and stuff and like own a resort

[@johnvines4875]

@@AchillesTM Did I say it was?

[@heavybre]

Thing about Schultz is that he don't even have to write jokes, just give him a heckler and thats half his show right there😂

[@sdotleem9271]

This to me is a true Mark of a comedian that you can do live jokes on the spot instead of relying on your routine

[@daveg4236]

This is his routine pretty much. He's probably got a set just in case the crowd is a dud

[@youreokay7888]

Oh hi Mark

[@jf3130]

But it's not a true measure of a comedian, at all. Many are great comics but don't have or don't do crowd work. Many!

[@johnnysliick3064]

@@daveg4236 oh yeah he probably has jokes ready for anyone no matter what part of the world they’re from.

[@corporate_marshmallow]

Not an animal rights activist...just a girl who said she liked animals.

[@FN-Alpha-YT]

And there’s the activist

[@AriGrande]

I'll eat your cat.

[@griffin1182]

Im confused what this was all about, she said she liked animals and then he turned it into some weird thing

[@fuzzymp]

René Baarveld your stupid as hell

[@Tinskap]

Those kinda go hand and hand tho

[@faridfrisby6781]

This is the only channel worth receiving notifications from.

[@AdityaMisra]

Amen!

[@Kevin-ne5yq]

💯

[@ThisShitAintNothingToMeMan]

Well i JUST turned on the notification cuz before any video got uploaded here would be on my homepage right away cuz i watched every single video on his channel

[@lamonthilliard5038]

Cap my guy

[@the_gratefulgamer]

This is one of the few I only recieve notifications from 😐

[@zelenirabbit]

"do you see me, I am an animal" took me out 🤣😭💀

[@johanng2]

Never thought about that, we really do take shits into clean water huh?

[@zoeinkerman969]

Crazy , the world is crazy . If only there was no greed.

[@johanng2]

@@zoeinkerman969 is it really greed lol?

[@zoeinkerman969]

@@johanng2 I mean yea, in my opinion It's crazy that half the world is shitting in clean water , when the other half hasnt even got access to it If everyone made it a priority to make this world a better place (greedy billionaires and politicians) it wouldnt be so crazy. Its 2020 , there is literally no reason for starving dying children.

[@zoeinkerman969]

@@johanng2 well actually, its not greedy for you personally to take a dump in your toilet . I'm more so saying the fact we are so advanced yet leaving parts of the world in such poverty is greedy .

[@johanng2]

@@zoeinkerman969 hmm, I don't know man. There are plenty of people who do care and who have the resources and use them to help in a meaningful way. And I do think change is happening but the scale at which it has to happen is so big that it can only happen very slowly. To them they probably see it. But to us living here in our comfort, we don't notice it.

[@averagejackmedia609]

"I'm technically from a third world country" *victim mode engaged*

[@arcturus4762]

lmao imagine being from a third world country *Cries in stuck in Latin America*

[@suckit4669]

He was the one arguing that she is from a first world country, she just denied that claim.

[@diomorota9178]

*Filipono trait activated*

[@kasperwozowicz]

Nah I dont think that was a case

[@boldbenedict4488]

@@suckit4669 I'm from Philippines. Trust me. This girl never went into shit. She's in one of the wealthiest city of our country and she moved to foreign country at the age of 8. Her saying she went into a shit life in earlier days is bullshit. We all know that no family could afford to go to other country from poor parts of our country. She was just born lucky.

[@vapaman1961]

The best line in this entire clip is prob the most important line ever said when dealing with everything. "It isnt about winning or losing, its about understanding" The most influential line ever, and it is from a comedian. (He prob didnt create the line, but it cannot be ignored)

[@CleverGirlAAH]

Yeah, I gave an empathic nod when he said that.

[@crazedxi2098]

@@CleverGirlAAH bro thinks he’s the main character

[@dont.ripfuller6587]

@@crazedxi2098 Did you just call someone name Clever Girl " bro" ?

[@duboisstewart8265]

@@dont.ripfuller6587 yeah bro

[@adrianmasters250]

She took this well and it was respectful both ways, great crowd work

[@behemothbob]

It’s funny because Cebu is actually one of the richest cities in the Philippines

[@JohnpaulDejoria666]

Signal Elm yep , my wife is from the Philippines and she said the same thing as you. She went for the victim angle. She had to think for a second how she was going to answer it. Lol

[@thefirststrike]

@@JohnpaulDejoria666 I am sure everyone in there, including the comedian, realized it was a rich part of the country by the way she hesitated to answer.

[@JTu8925]

Yea. Cebu is the rich part.

[@goondocksaints9597]

Yeah, I could tell by her hesitation that she wanted to back up and avoid that question altogether. It made me investigate and I was right, she didn't want to 'go there' because she was trying so hard to 'technically' claim third world victim points.

[@duncan2254]

nope

[@kushalthapa3548]

She was an example for: "If you can't beat them, join them" 😂😂

[@fc-pl9kr]

If you can't beat em eat em

[@boodledemic6430]

@@fc-pl9krKirby?

[@areeshahasan8665]

The way she said “look at me, what do I look like? I’m from a third world country...technically” rubbed me the wrong way. Ppl from their world countries don’t say it like that and that was her justification for caring about animals. Idk weird.

[@jimreimers4213]

Agree, she had a very good attitude but other hecklers would have insisted they were supior and had total authority because of his whiteness and her female third world etc minorities back ground. But she was nothing like that. She had a really great attitude as did he.

[@Think_4_yourself_plz]

I thought it was just me

[@airraverstaz]

She also said it as if asians are a new phenomenon in the US. "Do you see me?" As if you should be able to tell that she's fresh off the boat or something. Forget that they've been here for over 100 years now...

[@shaazy]

In a comedy club when the comedian directs a question at you, this is about as articulate you can be. So relax.

[@rockznlogz6756]

Maybe she was thinking that he wd ask him about the. Dogs she ate until she was 8

[@Maser209]

I normally can't stand hecklers because they normally don't add anything to the show, but this woman actually did add to it.

[@theviking8513]

You had me at: “.....they all don’t need to”

[@dodumichalcevski]

just like all human dont....

[@craigbielsky115]

@@dodumichalcevski YEP LETS START WITH YOU SINCE YOU VOLUTEERED....

[@dodumichalcevski]

@@craigbielsky115 🤦

[@niklashall5969]

Neither do humans!

[@MichiB202]

Such a sad way to talk about living beings.. especially if comes from a human

[@jadenakal5176]

Me:Google's Cebu Google: Cebu is the wealthiest city in the Philippines

[@曇り空]

Its not the wealthiest but its up there

[@hariseldon3611]

@@曇り空 why not

[@lindaletabasa7760]

@@曇り空 Cebu is the wealthiest because it makes the most tax money. But with our government system, all that money goes to NCR and they get to decide what to do with that money. In which case NCR decides that NCR gets a huge chunk of the national budget.

[@realtalkreactions8382]

Cebu is a dump like the rest of the country

[@RuleththRule]

Actually manila

[@gianmikaeloalegre8500]

Dude I live in Cebu and it is literally dubbed the "Queen City of the South" in the Philippines so when she cleared her throats it was so damn funny.

[@blyons123]

I'm in Cebu right now lol

[@JeriPatrickAPaler]

@Simon Tide true but unfortunately we are still labelled a third world country

[@jamesbautista38]

@@JeriPatrickAPaler well some places here in the Philippines can still be considered third world standard, but man, Makati, BGC and Cebu can go toe to toe with the cities in other first world countries.

[@dominickschrute3084]

That's funny af. That clears up her reaction alot.

[@gandaruvu]

@Simon Tide you can't decide something as developed or not regionally. It's a global comparison. The only developed country in Southeast Asia is Singapore

[@sos5546]

Humiliating someone isn’t a comedy or joke and this shows how much our understanding we have everything around us.

[@TeamPlant]

How was she humiliated?

[@burnswhenipvp1337]

I like she didn't flip out. She understands, at a comedy show, everyone is a target. Props to her

[@cellofperfection]

i can't like this comment it's at 69

[@mr.brightside7496]

it was a pretty dumb argument in the first place.

[@robertwright7937]

"It's nothing personal, but you're made of beef, and I'm fuckin hungry." -Al Murray.

[@LukasS0292]

I dont know who Al Murray is but my respect goes out to him 😂

[@robertwright7937]

@@LukasS0292 He's an English comedian, I highly recommend him. Sensible bloke.😁👍

[@LukasS0292]

@@robertwright7937 Will check him out 👍

[@BIGBLOCK5022006]

@@LukasS0292 He's the pub landlord. Three cheers for the beer! All hail to the ale! And a glass of wine for the lady.

[@fantomphoenix6170]

As a Filipino born in America, but my family went through some REAL BAD shit. I thoroughly enjoyed this

[@trollaccount4817]

Atleast he ain't like jay Leno and bowed down to mob to save his stupid car show

[@erwinsm10]

Yeah the Philippines do eat dogs as appetizers or main dish . That is really on certain islands ( there are over 7,000 islands )Google it .

[@trollaccount4817]

@@erwinsm10 sounds tasty

[@fantomphoenix6170]

@@erwinsm10 yep, always keep dogs in the house, people will absolutely take a free meal.

[@hagestad]

Most bad shit you can blame US for. It used to be States before tha war.

[@smithwez1101]

That Abdominal Grunt had me in stitches and is still probably Andrew's greatest retort to a heckler.

[@playboiidylan]

huge respect to her for knowing she lost and being a good sport

[@user-ny7sg9mz1v]

@N Lol You didn't understand his point. It's a privilege to be in a first World and care for animal pain. So that you feel like a good person and continue to live in that comfort, not available for 99% of the humans ever existed

[@theempire00]

@@user-ny7sg9mz1v I’m sorry but that still doesn’t nullify her arguments

[@DerekDerekDerekDerekDerekDerek]

@N Lol well firstly they can be killed quickly and not tortured in factory farming. And there are animals that feel much less pain than others. Seafood for example

[@yellowperson]

@@DerekDerekDerekDerekDerekDerek majority of the animals are tortured in factory farms. and even if that's not the case. do you think there's a right way to kill someone if they don't want to die even if it's a quick murder.

[@jackfrost8107]

@@yellowperson No one wants to fuckin die it's literally imbedded into our genes to fear and not like death, killing animals for food is by no way make you a bad person. I agree that torture in big meat factories is bad thing but pushing that to people who most of the time rely on that cheap morally impermissible meat to live off doesn't make you a good person either.

[@laptv2144]

Cebu city is actually the wealthiest city in the Philippines so she was straight up lying

[@danielbell6794]

That’s what I was thinking before I researched it for myself. When she hesitated to answer I was like, “Nah, Cebu is probably high end as hell” lol

[@uncleasian8697]

I thought it was makati in Manila ?

[@ericaBay]

Its up there when it comes to income but lets face it...everywhere in phil that is a metropolitan has loads of squatters that crap directly on the streets, on the creek or anywhere they can. There are the rich (Aboitiz, Lhuillier, etc) but there are also loads with no source of even clean drinking water. ....pretty sure she wasnt poor though lol.

[@angelahurkins7736]

@@uncleasian8697 Cebu was originally the capital City before it transfered to Manila. Probably when she moved at age 8, it wasn't as developed as it is now. Still there are small villages that are poor around the region.

[@uncleasian8697]

Angela Hurkins yes ma’am

[@rjs617]

“Tonight you’re going to go home and take a sh- in clean water.” Savage

[@forgetaboutitwillya.2981]

Yeah, he got her good on that one. Gold I tell you.

[@earthstrong-43.72]

"Sad but true------"

[@kanduyog1182]

"It's nothing personal, just dinner."

[@Kino-Imsureq]

idk its not really a good point like just because she shits in clean water doesn't mean she doesn't care about Filipinos. That's like saying "oh you care about someone dead? pff how your still alive HAHAAHA" like its a dumb point. He had a good point in the first place but it kinda devolved. No we don't eat dogs, and Cebu is literally the richest region in the Philippines (although globally still relatively poor so i'll give him that)

[@susandinosaur732]

@@Kino-Imsureq also i find the transition weird. talking about eating dogs then suddenly it all about the water.

[@mikegans3993]

I freaking love you bro! So patient didn’t go the traditional route. Genius!!

[@savannasavenko]

The way he cuts her off by saying “we don’t gotta get into it” 😭💀

[@alim7532]

andrew is evolving he started moving to further rows in the audiance, no one is safe. Edit: 1.7k likes letsgo wheres the haters

[@souravmmishra]

Oo shit

[@himeshthungaturthi3215]

😂

[@sidechain0]

He's coming for the KZbin comment section next.

[@jja1483]

Ali Mohammad hes looking 4 more victims😂😃😆his lust 4 making fun of people is unquenchable 😂

[@jja1483]

Dominik Pintarić oh 💩🏃‍♂️🚶‍♂️😂we in the front row we early😂

[@MilkANDMagic]

Philippines born and raised here, Cebu is one of the richest cities in the Philippines and eating dog here is not a thing.

[@hoobaguy]

Yeah, thanks. It's comedy, not a fucking documentary.

[@huskiehuskerson5300]

Meaning they are oblivious i guess.

[@tzermonkey]

I have never seen stray dogs on the streets of Cebu. ????

[@pangolothian]

Uh... People actually DID eat dogs up until 1998 roughly, and I bet you anything it still happens in certain places under the radar. Plus it still happens in certain areas for religious rituals and such IN the Philippines. So much for being born and raised there, thinking that yourself (one person) knows what everyone does in your country and what they consume. Please. Lmfao.

[@g-dott1080]

You know wtf he meant lol

[@MrCasulTV]

Ya know what grinds my gears? People that go to a comedy show and not ready to get offended...

[@Zmargo702]

“Im technically from a third world country, technically “ But you’ve lived in the first world for most of your life and currently live in it?

[@blackyeezuz7552]

She’s one of the wanna be’s

[@oyaml1211]

Has lived most of her life in the US, currently lives in it and will more than likely continue to live in it. If she was 8 years old when she left and say she is 21 years old in this video (assuming they sell alcohol in that place) then she has lived most of her life in the US while she hardly remembers how it was like to live in the Philippines.

[@flynnspellman3375]

Can you not read the word FROM?

[@rohilthomson]

@@flynnspellman3375 dude🤦🏻‍♂️ I bet she don't even speak the language.

[@connor9295]

Lefty's want to be oppressed

[@cooliomuscles]

Girl: that’s why my parents won’t let us have pets Schulz: Because they get too hungry Hahahaha

[@humudu]

I think thats the joke she made

[@stevenjm12]

@@humudu no he made it

[@failtolawl]

@@stevenjm12 she pointed at him because he filled in the blank she gave him

[@xFinalxArenox]

@@failtolawl he made it into a joke whereas she was just stating something

[@87sabbo]

uhh,yes thanks for writing what he said? are you going to transcribe the whole video?

[@rbxtrolls3476]

"Stand up comedy" what clickbait he's sitting down

[@manwithstds7503]

😤

[@Trexbed]

😡

[@nocknock4832]

honestly i want a refund too😠😠😠

[@fiercedezy3114]

It’s Not Clickbait IT’S AUDIENCEBAIT

[@DJSidhu24]

😂

[@ractmo]

The last part got me@ thinking about your home country on toilet seat 😂😂

[@sdm101869]

Yeah, she couldn't admit that Cebu is a "wealthy" part of the Philippines and that she went from Privilege to even more privilege. You know your privileged when you can complain about all of your privilege.

[@justinwilliams2381]

Cebu does have many poor areas, but it's not all poor. She probably didn't grow up in one of the poor areas based off her response though.

[@justinwilliams2381]

@Fawk Awph there's a difference between Cebu the province and Cebu City. I don't do drugs, do you? Cocaine would be my guess based on the number of question marks at the end of your sentence.

[@laptv2144]

It’s technically the wealthiest city in the Philippines by most metrics.

[@JarthenGreenmeadow]

@@justinwilliams2381 Three question marks = cocaine addiction. You heard it here.

[@kihro]

For the most part poor people don't get to come to America. She was 8 years old meaning her parents had money to make the flight and was allowed to live here. We don't just let anyone in. Most poor people in America have been here for a very longtime. Suffered everything that America had to offer. Now back in the day people came here and sold everything they had to come. Then again do we accept refugees? I could be wrong.

[@LOVER_LINK]

this was good sports on both sides, both understand each other while the audience laughed at some good content

[@herbgardens2359]

Ok Boomer

[@coppermoth6069]

Lives that don’t matter: Mosquitoes, bot flies, tape worms, wasps, flees, ticks

[@bigchivo4199]

Spiders

[@jf3130]

Exactly, even vegans are hypocrites. Because insects have lives too.

[@micheller8014]

Every living thing has an expiration date. Since I'm at the top of the food chain....animals are fair game. If they become extinct....you are next. 😉 I'm not a herbivore.

[@cedricart6833]

@@jf3130 wait vegans eat insects?

[@crt7skillz808]

Roaches

[@bferg8304]

“That’s why our parents didn’t want us having any pets” “Cuz they’d get too hungry” Done. 😂

[@UND3N1ABLE2]

brendan ferguson our*

[@sowhat...]

@@UND3N1ABLE2 I've heard it both ways.

[@WhyYouAlwaysLying786]

Chiknalfredo Thanks for not having a brain. Our brains can decipher words captain obvious.

[@colt2488]

I busted out laughing when he said that shit. 😂

[@colbo1001]

I shall add to your 1.2k, my friend.

[@RaiceGeriko]

Dude... Our lives are so glorious, we shit into clean water. Mind. Blown.

[@tjslam26]

Plot twist. So do people in Cebu.

[@sechmascm]

I think most cities these days have that feature built-in. Not just in the US or Europe

[@cosmicsovereign9429]

Bruh that was demonicly funny as f*ck 😆😆😆 shit almost kill me.

[@palloproductions3198]

Except the people in Flint

[@6bennyy693]

Pallo Productions bruh ahahaha

[@forrestcravens9343]

Cebu is one of the wealthiest places in the Philippines too. She didn't wanna answer that one. Lol

[@craigbielsky115]

YEAH POOR PHILIPINOS NEVER MAKE IT TO THE USA......LOL

[@dabigcheezprod]

@@craigbielsky115 first off, it’s Filipinos, get it right. Second, they can marry into it.

[@danielzeuli5601]

@@dabigcheezprod first off, no one gives a damn about you’re spelling requirements on KZbin, get over yourself lol. Second, I take the time to comment maybe once a month because I’m not a loser and put my time and energy into productive things. You were the lowest hanging fruit this month, congratulations

[@dabigcheezprod]

@@danielzeuli5601 Oh wow! What do I win?

[@Sam3103s]

@@dabigcheezprod you win the “ I live in my parents basement at 30 award “ keep killin in king 👑

[@Domingjm2]

The whole polar bear string was genius.

[@relativemotion]

"They don't have Chipotle, they have Chihuahua!" Someone call 911 cause I'm fucking dying. 😂

[@曇り空]

He just mistaken Philippines to china bro lmao

[@alpac1151]

@@曇り空 But we do it Dogs here. but its illegal now thou.

[@DragonJadeGalactiko]

As a Mexican Chihuahua is mainly a state of the Mexican republic, but to you Chihuahua is mainly a race of dogs. Ugly dogs by the way. And Chipotle is a Mexican food chain for you, but to us Chipotle is a pepper that we used in our food and is used since prehispanic time so is very ancient word, so the fact he use that kind of Spanish words and Aztec words as Chipotle in a single joke come to my mind multiple references and the joke never ends...

[@ninjakali5137]

We'd be lucky to even have a chihuahua

[@DhirC35]

I dont have george w bushes number sorry

[@obiwankenobi8805]

Actually this wasn't the worst interaction with an activist. she actually laughed at his jokes and stuff. she was a good sport

[@yellowperson]

there's nothing funny of what goes on inside slaughterhouses.

[@kevintan5497]

@@yellowperson ya something tasty though

[@yellowperson]

@@kevintan5497 HA! "taste tho". No one goes vegan because animal foods taste bad. But are you trying to use your own pleasure to justify taking the life of an animal that did not want to die? you wouldn’t allow this kind of logic if a theft said they got pleasure from the money they acquire, would you? of course not right? Obviously these acts are different, but you can’t use that logic to justify killing animals for your own desires and then deny the same logic in another circumstance. That’s not how logic works. Do you seriously think that your taste pleasure is more important than the life of an animal?

[@yellowperson]

@how do i get the best discount on subway Do you think it's moral to shoot animals in the head just because they're not from a slaughterhouse? Of course not right? it shouldn’t serve as a justification to reap it from them.

[@yellowperson]

@how do i get the best discount on subway This reasoning is flawed because humans are the most invasive and environmentally destructive species on the planet, and are also overpopulating, but we do not accept and use this reasoning to justify hunting and killing humans.

[@jenkins1017]

If someone says "technically" twice in a sentence then they are at least exaggerating, if not outright lying.

[@AmbuBadger]

"Technically, Your Honor, it was consensual... technically."

[@salsadancer00]

I've noticed that my 7 year old says "technically" a lot but not twice in one sentence.

[@AmbuBadger]

@@salsadancer00 Technically nothing wrong with that.

[@freakindamnshiki]

well she was actually honest about it, if she lived there until 8yo she's technically from a 3rd world country, she just moved very early, she understands that she has no right to say she's from there, but she's also not american born and rised like many that say they are from x country but are americans born and rised

[@snowfox-xc1qq]

I mean that's kinda the point, she's basically saying "only barely"

[@Papahoody]

I like how on Yellowstone. John Dutton said. "Have you ever plowed a field, to plant the Quinoa or Sorghum or whatever the hell you eat? You kill everything on the ground and under it. You kill every snake, every frog, every mouse, mole, vole, worm, quail. You kill them all. So, I guess the only real question is: How cute does an animal have to be before you care if it dies to feed you?' I thought that was a great statement. So now lets go and have a steak.