Asmongold Loses His Mind Playing The HARDEST GAME Ever | Only Up!

[@RevanBC]

"Fuck that" is the correct response.

[@catbert7]

It's the correct response to someone asking you to play the game.

[@grenzviel4480]

Honestly, that was straight up BS, the fact that those things drop off without warning so far into the game. Also there's no recovery, it's got invisible walls that will prevent you from grabbing anything until you hit ground floor. It was nice that you could recover for the most part of the game and I thought it's what the game was teaching but no. It locks you in from any recovery.

[@ChristinaMagma]

True but it makes good compilations 😅

[@dougfoster445]

this happened to me today.. Furthest I've gotten in a week of casual play...Today I grinded hard and after 8 fucking hours, the cheese got me...I literally deleted the stupid game.

[@Kattery_Alt]

it was funny as hell though, he almost saved it by climbing the bottle

[@yesitsmecsd]

you ever played Getting Over It? it's similar to this game where super close to the end there's a snake that if you touch it out slides you ALL THE WAY BACK TO START! No recoveries or save points! honestly it's only purpose is clip farming from streamers fucking up there.

[@Brax1982]

"When having made a mistake, you haven't corrected it, it's called 'making a mistake'."

[@murdamooch]

A game made for me to watch other people play and be miserable while doing so. Love it

[@justsomeguywithagoatee8337]

So Getting Over It?

[@Notorious224]

yeah but they're making over thousands of dollars per day playing it so they aren't miserable like you 😂 they are just temporarily annoyed for a slight moment

[@murdamooch]

@@Notorious224 wealth and fame does not make one immune from being miserable.

[@Notorious224]

@@murdamooch wealth and fame tremendously provides more access to a better support system. them playing only up and the most stressful thing they experience is restarting the game... oh boy that definitely makes them miserable right? 😙stop trying to drag others to your level mate. just cause you are miserable doesnt mean the rest of the world needs to be

[@murdamooch]

@@Notorious224 lmao thankfully the millionaire streamers community have goated1859 to stand up for them.

[@coldfries8976]

There is something very special about watching a 3 hour VOD of Zack playing a random game and hanging out with chat talking about anything and everything.

[@ROCKEMSOCKEM51]

Kinda dumb that the last fall is scripted so you can’t recover at all. I get having parts where stakes are high and there’s potential to fall really far back, but introducing a new mechanic out of nowhere and then scripting so you can’t recover at all is literally just farming for twitch clips to advertise your game.

[@Brax1982]

This is probably a secret investment by a band of streamers to generate good content.

[@qewlp6299]

Making the player lose progress in a game like this because they just didnt know, leading into a scripted reset from the top right before the end is the worst thing you can do. The way this game will force you to fall longer than you would if you make a mistake is just complete tomfoolery

[@dougfoster445]

I fell for it too and boy was I pissed. especially since it took me 2 days to get there....I refused to play the game for like 4 days after that. When I came back I finally beat the stupid thing.

[@grilledleeks6514]

you mad bruv?

[@gektoast4968]

@@grilledleeks6514I’d be concerned if you weren’t

[@thunderballz74]

Yet people play it anyway and blame the devs... Lol, gff!! 😊

[@thunderballz74]

​@@dougfoster445you beat a difficult game... So you overcome, learned and achieved the goal of getting to the top!! 👍🎉💯.Most quit but that's the point! You could be a millionaire streamer who quit... Why? First bit of difficulty and has excuses for every game then blames the devs like they are just out to get his pampered ass! 😅

[@tillson8686]

I came here to see some funny "haha guy fell" moments but stayed for the real talk. Only started watching Asmon like 3 months ago or so and man did I ever have a false picture of him due to media portraying him so falsely. What a good dude at heart

[@coldfries8976]

Hell yeah dude if you follow him for a bit and watching all his different channels you can only appreciate this man. He is a safe place for me and many people.

[@Ennar]

Just don't pay attention to media. They are either clueless or lying deliberately.

[@PumpkinChi]

100% the true goblin king

[@RedHaloManiac95]

I started watching him for the Johnny trial but stayed because the same reason. Seems like the only person out there that has common sense when talking about even political stuff. Doesn't say which side hes on he just explains the reasoning behind both sides.

[@RedHaloManiac95]

@@Box-2112 what are you talking about

[@ToneyCrimson]

I used to play on a private server called wowbeez, and they had something similiar to this game as occasional race where we got mounts and shit as price. Kinda nostalgic watching this.

[@joshgray3888]

I rmemeber doing them on private WOW servers

[@josuevazquez6639]

ff14 has something like that on the golden saucer.

[@ChristinaMagma]

3:03:47 rainbow road trap omg the suspense 😂

[@rodricbr]

1:59:00 how he reacted so calmly? I would've absolutely destroyed my hand smashing the keyboard, no joke

[@cheeks_of_the_boreal_valley]

Then you got anger issues my dude

[@etetgg1364]

No time to rage. When you fall, you need to do your best to land on something that is as high as possible. And yes, like the other guy says, you have anger issues. Breaking shit because of a game is abnormal.

[@shanustheanus]

Guys, leave them alone about the unnecessary temper tantrums. We were all 9 years old once.

[@fist003]

@@shanustheanus forever 9

[@nurpiet]

@@shanustheanus still never destroyed my gaming equipment

[@bodasactra]

Placing platforms that drop out from under you, for the first time in the game, so high up is such cheap rug pull BS. When it happens its a scripted fall straight to the ground with invisible walls blocking you from landing on anything. They can keep that evil, cheap, trickery.

[@MaxIgnoramus]

Recently I spent like 3 hours levelling in North Cave in FF7, and then the minute I was about to run to the save point, my playstation crashed. Havent played it since, so i can relate to what Asmon says about wasting time completely destroying the will to play

[@MaxIgnoramus]

Asmon is an Aries im pretty sure, It's hard for Aries to control their temper and quick to anger when frustrated. Same as me so I know this to be true

[@h.n.r_funi3324]

​@@MaxIgnoramus are you serious bro, i was about to comment something nice but after seeing your second astrology bullshit comment, i just wanna say you deserved that to happen to you

[@TheLaiwen]

​@@MaxIgnoramusweird to bring in star signs

[@MaxIgnoramus]

@@TheLaiwen wierd for you maybe

[@MaxIgnoramus]

@@TheLaiwen he's actually a Taurus anyway so I was wrong

[@kellymoses8566]

It would be cool if you had to clime the accurate distance to low orbit, like 100 miles or something.

[@crimzinlane4152]

Some of the moments when the music chimes just so hilarious. 🤣🤣

[@not_kaizenn3938]

lol at 7:26 he was talking about how he needs to find beds, literally as he walks past a bed on the right. now THAT is streamer timing

[@NGC-7635]

This confirms my suspicion that the hat and cork part isn't even hard, it's just the average streamer is too impatient and tries to yolo it with no caution.

[@Infinite_exhilaration]

I don’t mind have zero save points. What I mind stepping on a f**king platform and being glitched to the bottom of the map unable to grab anything

[@nezkeys79]

So what you're asking for is a checkpoint / auto save near where you died? 😅

[@PaladinLeeroy42069]

@@nezkeys79no they’re asking for the physics not to push you off of some surfaces randomly and then push you away from any graspable ledges on the way down

[@nezkeys79]

​@brandonwhite5491 grabbing stuff on the way down is a checkpoint lol

[@glenjoke10]

That music on him talking bout considering moving to a different platform was perfect.

[@swbftor403]

Only asmon could take 5 minutes to say he doesn’t wanna talk to his viewers on a personal level 😂

[@anony88]

I could watch him play this for a week and not get bored.

[@dannyboylan5926]

My favorite Asmon content is watching him play these strange challenging games. Last one was that game where you gotta go through a bunch of traps and shit and like shoot chickens? Remember that? Top tier content. Edit: ALTF4 was the game. Just had to check.

[@omnuu]

really? A boring streamer putting zero effort to try and entertain you is the top tier content that you wanna watch for a whole week? Yikes. This video compared to his alt f4 is literally dog shit.

[@primeirrational]

@@dannyboylan5926that was hilarious watching

[@carpelunam]

The Wolf of Bald Street lmao that had one cracked me up

[@FaylunaRaRa]

3:01:28 I feel like this is one of two things having not seen how it works... Either the collision is wherever the lights are and its constantly moving... OR the collision is where the lines are (which the light reveals when it passes over) which is where the collision is... (Or MAYBE it's just all collision and its fine, but I doubt it...) I'd go with the 2nd assumption, but I'd proceed carefully and try to have a lot of overlap with where the light largely is since some parts are consistently lit up... But yeah, I think Asmon is trying to think which of the two is the collision...

[@Noble1271]

"I'm concerned about getting goofed on. I don't know how I could get goofed on, but I'm fairly certain it could occur" - Asmongold circa: 2023 via "Only Up!"

[@notaregard]

Honestly he was really good at this

[@notaregard]

@granttodd3118 he's pretty good at platformers usually. the only thing he is really bad at is just shooters from what I've seen. Failing to learn new things on stream is natural. It's hard to learn new things while thousands of people are watching and your priority is to be entertaining.

[@kxndxck6060]

someone needs to make fail compilations of all the streamers who played this

[@RhumpleOriginal]

2:38:20 you can hear him click but not release the main menu button. He then pauses for a moment to think " do not lift your finger " and then proceeds to click resume. 😂

[@loser-nobody]

wait, do you think the in-game menu noises are key clicks? lmao

[@RhumpleOriginal]

@@loser-nobody you can hear him talk right? You never heard him click his mouse on something ever? Or type? You think he actually has some filter to remove him using a mouse and keyboard?

[@RhumpleOriginal]

​@@loser-nobodywait, do you think i created 15 youtube accounts just to like my comment? Lmao

[@Gozud]

3:06:06 when there's a minute left of your shift and your boss asks if you can hold over

[@Im_Blitz]

2:54:02 is Crash Bandicoot vibes. If you know, you know 😂 Edit: Looks like we've got a cultured chat as I looked back at it just after my timestamp and there's several people referencing Crash 👌

[@ELGUAPOIV]

Bruh! I thought the same thing. I was waiting for him to jump on the ropes and run across 😂

[@Im_Blitz]

@@ELGUAPOIV LOL I did the same shit. Took the "high road" on the high road

[@aeolussvichi7680]

This game gives me the same vibes that Xavier Renegade Anger did back in the mid 2000s lol. From the animation to the weird existential feeling and pseudo philosophical sayings.

[@Radical1777]

50mins left in the video I'm wondering if it's going to end with him finishing it or him falling off

[@Sk88p]

lol im sorry but that was a it of justice for laughing at Emi. This game is hilarious.

[@iambrea]

Wish there were checkpoints like I don’t think it’s necessarily hard just gotta learn. But I’d bet a lot of more ppl would play if it had checkpoints. Maybe a leaderboard and a special skin for the world record holders or something.

[@nezkeys79]

It depends. If you passed something with skill there is no need to redo it to prove anything. If it was fluke / skipped maybe yeah For instance on DS3 you can just run past everything in the catacombs to the second bonfire. What if the reward isn't worth the time spent? So people just skip it not because they can't complete it, but that its just a waste of time

[@kokuutou92]

11:35 storage containers with "CHINA SHIPPING" & "EVERGREEN" LMFAO...i've seen the evergreen memes, hilarious that it was added. LMFAO he wasnt taking chances with bifrost, so he took a detour...IF HE STAYED ON BIFROST LIKE A SANE PERSON WOULD HE MIGHT HAVE REACHED THE END

[@seanbrisson7928]

53:44 Ohh nooo this part so sad with the music 😢😢

[@baldis12]

1:59 ; just walks of the edge. Damn

[@tgo007]

This is not the game for asmon. It's basically HC mode.

[@MrHardanheavy]

It's cool looking at Distortion2 doing it now within 20 minutes

[@Flatlinebeatz777]

57:39 borderline gaming

[@sk8legendz]

1:05:25 Asmond keeping it G

[@BlueEternities]

I'm right there with him on setbacks sucking all of the fun out of it. You get a steady stream of dopamine going with the progress but losing all of it makes me ask "where is this all going anyways?". The answer clearly being, "Nowhere".

[@NoonAndKnight]

Took about 36:00 for asmond to smile during this

[@glaziumtck8593]

22:15

[@TheChosenOne462]

fuck that car how come he didnt grab it bad game

[@sodamustdie4372]

I love watching Asmon play this, chill vibes and parts of this game do look great 2:55:10 But man, I would never play this...ever. Funky collisions No checkpoint or save Have to complete this in one run If this game at least had checkpoints, it would make moments like this less painful 3:04:19 ....and less stupid

[@Simplemalk]

Yeah the fact that they didn't put a soft drop to a slightly lower area seems like BS. I get this is an "art game" but Journey and other games did it a million times better. These "games" are basically streamer bait.

[@hazume1728]

This is not a game for losers. So yeah you wouldnt play this.

[@sodamustdie4372]

@@hazume1728 Sick burn...I'm shivering

[@Ryan83728]

you can tell Asmon is fuming mad and is trying to hide it by talking to the chat excessively

[@ItsAllCulturalMarxism]

Fast forward to moment he fell... Anyone else?

[@JonborgVA]

yeah I did after watching Charlie's video on it and he also falls in the bullshit Scripted fail

[@maxdrags3115]

No, because some of us are patient...

[@grimmow187]

no because we want him to succeed

[@digitalhouse6969]

how is this game's lighting so good? and has no lag from all those 3d models

[@pizzamanszeroedslick706]

Starforge PC

[@discojoe3]

UE5

[@MacBlackCat]

keep in mind most of them are static models

[@SoulxWeaver]

Theyre static models. It's not drawing that many models at once

[@mikoltitawanno7567]

Watching 3 hours and not get bored u have a talent my friend

[@SevenGC89]

To be fair 1:58:00 I thought that was solid ground as well so I def don't fault you on that at all dude. Also that was a very interesting place to place a fish, a tongue, and a pearl just saying lmfao!

[@RobertPiszczek-p5z]

I was a nervous wreck the entire time! Lol that weird delayed grab when he lands on platforms ssometimes, made my heart stop each time! 😅

[@asir9129]

why is the audio always so bad in these videos like i don't get it

[@P4nem___Et___C1rcenses]

Oh maaan you did so well, how can you fall there when literally watching at it for 5 secs? I was like "no dude, no! There's clearly no ice!" Lol

[@K51star]

watching this is so intensely stressful. Love Asmon's face haha.

[@tiagoalves2056]

this cant be worst then that game called getting over it.....

[@caspos1987]

I want to play this but I just know when I get 90% there and I fall right down to the bottom I won’t be able to handle myself at all

[@Kheyoo]

Usually Asmon is complete shit at new games that are not very similar to WoW, but this game he was really good at. Compared to many others as well. Impressive stuff

[@geriengrico7565]

he really goes around the coin and then still proceed to the middle, he's a genius

[@nikkfrostt]

Imagine if you could reduce your jail time if you had to play games like this. At some point many people would just say, fuck it, put me in for life.

[@No_OneV]

Emiru's 12 hour rip was actually hilarious. OmG

[@riotsee8553]

It feels like it has romanian devs

[@Crimsonfangg]

There's no way i'd ever have the patience to play this game.

[@blakebraswell9095]

Great concept but I play games for fun, not to break everything in my house in rage 🤣

[@lupuslogos2018]

Watching Asmon play Alt F4 was one of my favorite things he's done, so I was excited when I became aware of this game, as it kind of scratches that same itch. It's not been the same at all. Alt F4, he was trying [succesfully] to entertain. Here it seems like it's entirely out of obligation, but he's making no effort to make it enjoyable. Some folks might enjoy the spectacle of him being plainly miserable, but... it hasn't been for me. And it's obviously not for him. I hope some sadist out there is having a good time. 😅

[@robodamian69]

this gives me actual anxiety... the longer i watch the more jittery i get

[@eggmeister6641]

Anybody know where I can find out the names of the songs used in this?

[@SolanVK]

Just type, only up piano😁

[@no-mads21st23]

Yo Asmon. Have you thought of listening to sum tune? I got sum weird genre here : Polumnia Omnia

[@lewmcfc]

The clutch of the year 2:45:00

[@oldnotweak]

the game does have a terrible "glitch" where sometimes when you try to jump and it just wont work for some reason and it has screwed over a lot of people.

[@FaylunaRaRa]

Y'know fun fact: In terms of the size of the countries, Russia is largest, then Canada, then the US... BUT! Going by the amount of land that each country has that is above water I'm pretty sure Russia has the most land above water, then the US, then Canada (given Canada has so many lakes... And you might factor in all the water between the islands Canada has (i.e. Nunavut's)) So like, border-wise Canada is larger, but in terms of land above water the US is larger than Canada... Also after the War of 1812 the US feared an invasion from Canada, so President James Madison built a fort that became known as 'Fort Blunder' to protect from this... It's called 'Blunder' because it was a blunder... The Americans built it accidentally on the wrong side of the border, constructing it in Canada in like 1816... The original border between the US and Canada was on the 45th parallel... Then I think in like the 1840s the US requested that they instead make it the 49th parallel so that their anti-Canada fort wouldn't be in Canada, and the Canadians kindly agreed to move the border up north a bit...

[@dyelahn1392]

Why is it that since Diablo 4 dropped every video I see from him seems extremely low energy. Dude sounds more monotone than me. Hope your good asmon.

[@Rorther]

Can anyone give us the timestamps of deaths/falls? Thanks.

[@Stat1onary]

He never fell

[@serpentblade8704]

I keep imagining Asmon himself trying to climb up these...............🤣🤣🤣

[@Speedina5]

The game design is sick, so many cool details!

[@_hollowsky]

There's no design. They just made steamer bait out of a ton of free assets

[@park9912]

This game is bottom of the barrel effort lol you couldve made this in fortnite for free

[@CainSuzuko]

This game is a mini heart attack and sweaty palms simulator. 😅

[@Coyotekins]

Why would they make the bottle and stuff fall as soon as you land on it? Thats a pretty lame way to lose.

[@kevinblackwellwelder]

Yeah boshii does that type of content way better.

[@grimmow187]

yeah you're playing a climbing game and get dicked on by a random troll in the end. that just exist to waste your time, nothing else.

[@JamesShelnutt2]

if you're gonna do the bed jump I think you should look up before doing it to see where you want to end up. Asmongold just jumps on it without any plan, no wonder he ends up not landing anywhere upwards and falls a long way.

[@fioredeutchmark]

She fell for a minute and 20 seconds. 😂😂😂

[@bane9951]

Developers are slowly starting to pick up on the types of games steamers like to play

[@Desiqnify]

8:09 this is the reason why I stopped playing demon souls

[@alienrenders]

This game looks like someone just used their asset collection and threw them into the game wherever.

[@spazzgaming1976]

REALLY WISH I WAS AROUND WHEN YOU WERE PLAYING THIS GAME

[@CohnmanTheBudbarian]

That was such a mellow rage quit 😆😆

[@deezekii3479]

I mean getting cheap tricked is pretty lame way to get your time taken away tho than actually making a mistake

[@arzurianrein4612]

@@deezekii3479 its fine if player can recovery from that fall, but that last trap when asmon drop, thats completely bs. there must be invisible wall when you fall from that trap to prevent player from recovery, theres no way player can fall to the bottom without landing at any object. i saw other streamer that did fell from that trap too and no one can recover. cheap af move from the dev.

[@shopko_y1277]

Damnit, I felt so lonely in the valentines day part of the game, but then came the pirate ship and I felt better, LOL

[@chemistt]

watching this on YT really takes away the drama :D as you can just jump forward in time :O

[@joejohnson8966]

2:46:40 nice quote

[@CelestialHart]

I suck at platformers so it's nice to live vicariously through other people and spare myself the inevitable frustration.

[@ZachFrags]

34:58 so funny, he got trolled

[@bilbonuggs1567]

I’m here flued up puking my brains out, let’s watch asmongold

[@spliphos8769]

Hope you feel better soon mate

[@bilbonuggs1567]

Hey thanks man pretty cool of you

[@jadedgpu]

Hope ya feel better soon d00d.

[@bilbonuggs1567]

Thanks bro all that love is making me feel better

[@jonathanocampo8356]

@@bilbonuggs1567 drink some water bro

[@Gurtington]

This is jussst "Someone bought a lot of assets online: The game"

[@WikiED]

03:04:23 Garbage game, no level design, no skill, time wasting, betraying player. No hit souls games infinitely better time investment if you're up to starting over every small error as at least you know you made mistake and can get better. I've had far more fun spending hours on Malenia, Blade of Miquella with a $hitty build than I'd have on any Getting Over It clone.

[@rubumdidi5271]

hey Asmon :-) u try the Game Nelo? ;-)

[@AlanMichaelJackson]

Bro sounds depressing af at the beginning.

[@DigitalLobstershow]

i mean do you guys remember his struggle in Alt F4?

[@TheRealXartaX]

"It's not like I was even mad" Translation: He was mad

[@arctic-1878]

1:57:59 WHY!?

[@MichaelCampbell-f4r]

He beat the game that’s the farthest you can get

[@MidnightToker24]

If there was like checkpoints and meaningful collectables that you had to find I could see this game being a bigger hit.

[@joeshmoe6930]

That "thing" where "like", ya know, "stuff happens" and you "like", stop playing because "like", ya know... I'm pretty sure that's called a _conscious decision_ to *stop playing* because you're either bored, frustrated, or both.

[@gigggla]

Kinda get it, that shit is bs, like ice was good you had warning to jump again in time before it break, but this is just stright up a trap, if you had a minor fall sure gg, but its no way i would play again after being tricked this way, if you got a chance sure, but you cant get back up there and not know when next time some platform is there to fall insta when you land on it

[@HeckmanBrad77]

remember Jump King. He truly lost it that day.

[@yescoblol]

this game is just a massive showcase of unreals store assets

[@bradleymoore2797]

Is this a getting over it type game?

[@sweet_311]

the only hard part is staying awake