Asmongold Never Went THIS Hard On A Game (ft. Mcconnell)

[@lirokomi6198]

0:52 Pugnala gaming (no garlic) 15:44 first phieraggi 18:31 first Arcana from chest 24:34 3 penta 30:22 first stone mask 31:33 first clock lancet 32:09 coffin (Giovanna) 33:35 lvl 100 44:25 First Reaper fight / 53:00 Pugnala gaming x 2 (banish garlic PogU) 1:21:39 first sorceresss' tears 1:22:01 lvl 100 1:24:04 five chest 1:25:25 It's getting darker 1:31:49 Completing stage 4 / 1:35:27 Poppea gaming (garlic who?) 2:05:46 secret boss fight 2:07:28 five chest 2:08:37 lvl 100 / 2:17:35 Leda gaming (garlic rejected gigachad + mcconnell joined) 2:39:24 First Thousand Edge 2:40:47 First Mannajja 2:56:12 lvl 100

[@shishilanpasalan4144]

Madman, the video has only been uploaded just 15 mins ago and you already have timestamps stretching up to 45 mins

[@lazyskb]

bless u good sir

[@Truck_Kun_Driver]

+1 sir

[@stony2350]

You my sir, have saved millions hours of other fellows like me.

[@moneybuas4942]

when does Mcconnell show up? NVM saw the time stamp

[@decilence6184]

I'm gonna make McConnell's rant even stronger. How can one dude make what torghast should have been.

[@bmbm1]

That's such a good fucking point

[@seekittycat]

This hurts to read oh gawd

[@TheMetroidblade]

If iirc its like 3 dudes but fucking still though.

[@ponczos_2293]

Torghast?

[@circl3trees351]

@@derpderpin1568 I have such little comprehension of what you said, and all I can say is I guess

[@JamesW609]

3 more hours of this game? Hell yeah, I have no idea why it so addicting to watch....

[@decilence6184]

It's the effects from the weapons , makes brain happy

[@yeeeooo7955]

@@decilence6184 i think it has more to do with asmon because i cant watch anyone else play this but him he just makes it so much more entertaining

[@Ansh77K]

@@yeeeooo7955 true his commentary over big massive huge ball sack damage is always 10/10

[@gwanael34]

I watch it while playing the game too

[@preoximerianas]

The game is insanely enjoyable to play but all the other content creators don’t have the same kind of commentary that makes the game enjoyable to watch.

[@KamuiPan]

I got this game when it came out, it only had 2 levels and 5 item evolution. Glad to see one guy doing more than any big studio, again.

[@oralddeshapa8216]

Making secrets, unlocks, fun stuff to find and a lot of variations to play around for couple of bucks and no more ingame transactions. Thats the peak of gaming development

[@shishilanpasalan4144]

I've never been so hyped for someone to play this game

[@Shadow-Wolf-]

48:28 - You can actually see how the 5th Reaper yeeted the 2nd Reaper over the bookcases, just to kill Asmongold (lol). They got so fed up with him, they started helping each other just to kill one person.

[@thecoolcarhd4402]

No, its a bug

[@circl3trees351]

@@thecoolcarhd4402 no, its pure teamwork

[@RandomWrongDeletion]

Lmao I just finished watching the ban appeal video, and at the end he says “alright guys that’s enough of this let’s play some vampire survivors” and then I clicked his channel and this was uploaded 5 min ago

[@John_1-1_in_Japanese]

May as well be watching the stream at this point lol

[@Ansh77K]

Bruh i started watching his livestream vod of vs 3hr ago and after it ended here it's on KZbin

[@buzz2612]

B2b content

[@orangeeeeeee]

Same lmao

[@giantdad1661]

Where'd he get banned from?

[@BigHeadDP]

2:49:00, McConnell rages about blizzards incompetence as Asmongold is running circles around baddies on Vampire Survivors. I was rolling

[@StewStrengthCo]

This game feels like we are at a sleepover with the boys just staying up learning the game

[@Merlinmagi]

The reason the 1 guy can develop a better game is this. He's not trying to nickel and dime you, he's just trying to make a game that is fun.

[@dr_cachetes6822]

This will never sto being so satisfying: Perfect game progression, fun, entertaining and... asmongolded content. Fuck yeah!

[@laboon344]

stop*

[@dr_cachetes6822]

@@laboon344 Thank you, didnt notice.

[@PhilippKlinkner]

Imagine introducing this game to a little brother or cousin and in 15 years he will come back to a game that looks so retro.

[@twomisdogshitxd2534]

Maybe Im misunderstanding you, but isnt the look of this game already retro to the kids of today, without a 15 year wait? Side tangent, as we are talking about the visuals and me also thinking of the video with the dude saying Elden Ring looks like shit: are these retro style games unappealing to kids? Im only 24, not very old, but Im used to games that used to look like this. I have zero issue playing them even now right after I get off some imitation of the real world on UE5. Are graphics and high realism really that big of a deal to newer gamers? If someone thinks Elden Ring looks like shit, then I feel like their bar is so disgustingly high that they'd be hard pressed to find a variety of games to enjoy.

[@pittythemillwrong5021]

its retro already lol

[@Fireballun]

@@twomisdogshitxd2534 dude fortnite, minecraft, roblox. Graphics don't mean shit to TRU gamer kids.

[@sorcererofsalt5786]

@@twomisdogshitxd2534 I think elden ring looks like shit, close up that is. The far away environment visuals are awesome, but the awful performance on top spec systems and shitty porting from console to pc makes it a 6/10 for me who can't stand less than 90 fps. However this game an entirely different style. It's a 2d retro game and it looks fucking awesome. Also I hold this game to the standards of an indie developer, not AAA studio standards.

[@JesusProtects]

I keep playing golden axe from time to time on my PSP. I'm 38 now

[@penelopedrawsstuff]

Every Asmongold reaction ever. *Eye brows twitching uncontrollably* "OMG THIS IS BROKEN. WHAT? OMG!!!!!!! THIS IS INSANE" Looking at his monitor with the expression of a fanatic.

[@ItsBoyRed]

Are you trying to shame him for it or what?

[@asonofliberty3662]

@@ItsBoyRedwhy? Just be you bro. If you wanna ride asthmagold’s dick do it and shit on him. Or stfu and move on. This “what side are you on bro?” Shit is annoying. Be an asshole or don’t. Ride the dick or don’t.

[@ItsBoyRed]

@@asonofliberty3662 maybe

[@TallDarknGruesome]

watching him burn on bugged reapers with 117m hp was hillarious.

[@afonsoailton9304]

This game is actually content, happy to see asmongold having fun

[@KingJerbear]

I can't understand why this damn game is so fun... I stayed up until 4am just playing over and over. Even when you have a bad round and die early you just can't wait to load back in

[@anthonymentalewicz5143]

I love long videos of this game play... helping me get through the rest of my shift ty.

[@kylebuschmann]

Facts haha having this on the side listening also.

[@KingpinCrazy]

Agree!

[@bubber25]

Now THIS here is why asmon sells games. i would have never heard of this game had he not streamed it......got me to buy it and i love this game. kudos the developers for making such a simple fun game! Blizzard should make a game like this with thier characters/sprites ide buy the shit out of it

[@Peanutfiendsblog]

Blizzard would just make it pay to win/loaded with MTX.

[@circl3trees351]

developers? oh lemme tell ya something it's one guy

[@bubber25]

@@circl3trees351 ahhh ok

[@i_garfed_on_the_carpet]

We have evolved from “GO LEFT” now we have “GO DOWN”

[@IronGrenden]

McConnell’s rant was amazing and puts gaming as a whole into perspective. There was an old game i use to play called i believe dungeon defenders and thats a fun survival game

[@RealName-ox9tk]

Are you talking about the phone app where you defend against waves of enemies and do trials? U have a team of 6? That game has Hella content. Guess what! That game was also made by one person. Anyone who hasn't played it it's like 2 dollars on the app store and it's like the perfect phone game or like to play in the background. Eventually if you get late game enough you can select autopsy and everything

[@jonb6564]

I love this game! this series has been so fun! I unlocked everything in this game in 26 hours of gameplay, including the secret character at the bottom of the fourth stage. would love to see Asmon go for all achievements.

[@RealName-ox9tk]

There's more now, you should try the DLCs they are legit good and somewhat challenging. Also, there are like 50 hidden unlocks. If you actually did it in 26 hours or like 26 hrs of game time! Props if you did the whole game in 26 hrs, but I don't think u could do all the DLCs too. Which are like 1 dollar by the way and more content than the new season of Diablo

[@elm4380]

Chat posting the dancing frogs to the music of when he opens a chest is the best thing ever 😂

[@Dawwwg]

I killed a level 150 Red Reaper in the library (hyper + limit break mode) using Lena + the evolved immunity Laurel (that was my unlock goal, the reaper kill wasn't even planned) + Arcana freeze card on Runetracer + Photostorm (the evolved photogun). Took 01:52 to kill it without any glitches or corner strats. The Photostorm pumped out over 30M damage on its own. With lots of room for improvements. Easiest kill of my life as Asmon would say....

[@gremiocopeiro83]

Always loved Asmong but omfg him playing VS is just entertainment.

[@randomitguy7822]

Awesome fun to watch, the old Atari flair with the quirky sounds and 2D and on top of that Asmongold really ripping the game apart, well done!

[@Highchurch]

Mcconnel is such a fun guy I wish he would pop into asmon's stream more or just stream on his own more

[@llamaczech]

Ahhyes, losing his shit over something that doesn't even effect him and talking to Asmon like he's a piece of shit over it. Fun guy.

[@TeemuSintonen]

​@@llamaczechYeah, I didn't understand why he was so upset and toxic about Asmongold playing this game and saying that "this game has no right to..."

[@countdown8486]

These videos always makes our days better

[@nhagan001]

they certainly do beat those Lost Ark Videos.

[@JH-zs6vh]

UwU

[@imapact8498]

True , I also like d&d series, can't wait to see them again

[@NeonRogue3]

yeap😂

[@CodenameMood]

@@JH-zs6vh Why would you write that? For what?

[@renefelipe922]

Asmongold : lets loot as much as i can! also Asmongold: *proceeds without getting anything*

[@big_petebear8535]

So glad I got this game. It's rediculous how simple this game yet so good. Worth 20$ easily

[@irishbob26]

His face when he evolved the knives is awesome, I've been waiting a while for that one

[@dinobotloga]

I am glad to see that Asmon is enjoying this game and having fun.

[@delima5146]

Funny how asmon has more fun playing a 3 dollars game than playing other games he spend over a thousand dollars a day. Lol

[@DamianSzajnowski]

Pay to fun, not to win

[@KingpinCrazy]

I really do appreciate these long videos. For someone with anxiety it’s really nice to have in the background while doing stuff around the apartment of to watch right before sleep 🙏❤️

[@derpgriffin5970]

i bought the game after watching you play this, its so god damn addicting.

[@boglinz]

Same just getting it now 😅

[@derpgriffin5970]

@@zorinzorinzorin5243 i have 22 hours played, more than ive put into eldon ring :X

[@nitsuix]

I feel like it would be boring watching anybody else play this. Asmon just makes it so entertaining.

[@sheep-valley]

2:30:10 underselling his work lol. Sold over 80,000 copies I think thats a win at $3 a piece

[@Moxxieful]

that 5th death was so pissed that his friends got bugged he decided to activate the Noclip button

[@BuddhaKING86]

Seriously you need to make a vampire survivor playlist

[@TGCidolfus0830]

Asmon today found a vampires biggest weakness.... bullets

[@DarthZ01]

like an edgy kid trying to win an argument about how to kill some supernatural monster thats obviously immune to normal ass bullets from a movie or game. "lol id just shoot it with my ak47"

[@theblobconsumes4859]

Didn't expect him to evolve Song of Mana. Would love to see him trying out the evolved knives with duplicators.

[@beanburrito4405]

I find it hilarious he always upgrades the Crown last lol

[@Lee_B_Futures]

"WE HAVE TO ACTIVATE THE OMEGA BIRD"

[@itsemyyyy]

25:00 It is the fourth of july, thanks zack! Happy 4th!

[@LR-420]

53:38 The moment of the ultimate betrayal

[@sushioishii8950]

What I like about this game is you can pick up, play and go do something else quickly and feel like you accomplished something. Miss those kind of games.

[@macrosis1674]

I've never felt rage at anything dumb Asmon ever did in this game, but the ONE MOMENT he decided to banish Fire Wand over Garlic in that GOD double Union run something within me died inside

[@noth211]

First 75% of the steam was great but when McConnell came on and you trolled him was perfect

[@akumpi]

Why is Vampire Survivors always called "a game" on this channel? There's Lost Ark content, Elden Ring content, and then there's this mysterious "game".

[@nhagan001]

Well... Elden Ring is certainly more of a game than Lost Ark if the uploaded videos are any indication... How many streams have you seen on this channel of Asmongold honing vs gameplay?

[@Despamifier]

I mean, it is a game, right?

[@nhagan001]

@@Despamifier They look more like survivors to me... though they may want to work on their stamina. 30 minutes is a bit embarrassing. Flies live longer than that!

[@kieron698]

What a retarded comment to make.

[@cal5750]

@@nhagan001 bro what are you even talking about lmao

[@sethburleigh8967]

vampire survivors is my absolute favorite content from him

[@lo0nytnt]

I enjoy watching Asmon play this game. It makes me happy.

[@TemmiePlays]

killing death takes at least 3 hours when you lactually level up. his health scales exponentially with your levels- you need toastie at lv 200

[@DarthZ01]

it scales linearly. 650 thousand every level. exponentially would mean the amount gained per level increases by bigger and bigger amounts. like plus 1, plus 2, plus 4, plus 8, plus 16, plus 32...etc each level.

[@dingding12321]

@@DarthZ01 Oh so it has 65 million health. Okay. WHAT!?!?!?!?!?

[@skumm420]

@@dingding12321 if you are only level 100 yes, if you are level 200 it’s 130m hp… which is why people do the level 2 strat for only 1.3m hp

[@grimarchangel]

did the math - he would have had to survive over an hour to kill the reapers on the first run XD

[@Chaelsonen]

I fear much longer without the direct knives to face and that condensed runetracer they usually use against it. really that first reaper is catching the edge of the birds but mostly gun dmg.

[@grimarchangel]

@@Chaelsonen yeah i was emphasizing just how impossible of a situation it was

[@Chaelsonen]

@@grimarchangel I feel my comment may have come off to "achstually andy" sounding I meant to just pile on the hillariousness of the whole situation , thumbs up brother

[@bajau7713]

If he evolved lancet he wouldve killed death there

[@Odinoian]

15:45 Crazy Frog Bros moment

[@SinfonianBro07]

I could really watch him play this for hours.

[@alexanderxyz6146]

Yo bro, really enjoyed ya stream. 3 hours through. Wow you're so good at this, luv it. I have an idea for you. Why don't you try the new starcraft 2 (microsoft took over blizz you know, and they are releasing patches), for 1 month or 2? See how far ye get? Start with a few days figuring yourself the game in the tutorials, say the rest of the week someone teaching you or doing some challenges,overall a week "preparation", then go full ladder with some builds. It was a really popular game back then, got 2 expansions afterall, but got kinda stagnant eventually. I'm sure you will have some fun with the new stuff and people love it. PS: I think with the skull (in vampire survivors) you really want that fire-card. So it does extra damage when piercing mobs. (and is also stronger before evolving, at least I played around with it and enjoyed myself) You'll play a little different with it though, (like with every weapon before your build is OP) kinda adapting to the random shots. Anyways simply do my other idea. If you put in some time you in your time (!) you can get to know it quickly, then you carry it further with some advanced knowledge and rhytm, a little training for healthy habit. A week is great for that. This allows then to have some fun (with your builds you plan to try) in the ladder adventure. Cause it's always random and you never know what you get, got it? One heads up: Simply don't get pissed off by so called "smurfs", there are some bixxxxes who rank themselves down or start on a new account just to play vs newbs. Simply nvm that. I even saw Snoop Dog enjoying himself in Sc2. (2nd expansion, so not long ago)

[@1takew0nder]

Title of this should be something like "Dude finally realizes garlic's trash"

[@DogEye69]

Finally, the getting over garlic obsession arc. This season is my favorite so far.

[@Diablo_CST]

Garlic is Superior, TF u mean 🫤🫤

[@GalaxyCatTV]

Play more Vampire Survivors. Fun watching. Also hilarious.

[@mkv2718]

-Sees skull “That’s a big helmet” 😂

[@EzkMonkey]

McConnell raging about one guy's amazing game vs. Blizzard disappointment was so so good lol As well as when McConnell legitimately gives Asmon good advice and he just goes.....uuuh yeah you're lying 😂 Love the relationship between these two

[@cammywammy0000]

@16:26 asmond begins to seize in joy lmao

[@azrael_pendragon]

2:17:49 for later

[@samkaeppel1160]

Chat is having an aneurysm screaming go down.

[@samdyer1921]

I love watching this even though its incredibly painful watching him make bad decision after bad decision, I think that's half the allure.

[@Jade_Raven]

every day I'm more convinced Mcconnell is just a realistic advanced chat tts bot

[@ven173]

Glad to see so many new eyes on the game. Devs deserve it.

[@senimaru8669]

"I want to get the character because it has a gun and i want to use the character with a gun". Thats one of the most Texas thing a gamer could say.

[@DexTag]

That fail to get Leda was hilarious. But that you later say "that's a ballsack" about Leda while Garlic is the definition of a ballsack is not fitting xD

[@fridriksoebech4330]

Just for a tiny bit of context to what Asmon tried to accomplish (just for ppl who dont know) with killing the death, the death(reaper) has 655,350 * the players level when he spawns hp , thats why its possible to kill him but pretty much requires you to be lv 2 till the 30min mark or youre gonna have to be there for a very long time XD. Just ran the numbers on the first reaper and it wouldve taken 52.57 minutes to kill

[@Kesvalk]

okay, i did not expect a bayonetta homage in this.

[@TheReapersgaze]

Banished garlic like a pro 53:35

[@alexanderjeromewhite2380]

I think the character progression and customization with the weapons amd dofferent builds is one of the reasons it's so addicting. Character progression like wow talent points and skill points has always been my favorite aspect of RPGs. Getting strong and customizing playstyle etc

[@diegowushu]

Even with that dude trying to trick him with his fake news, he overcomes. A true legend.

[@Secret_Squirrel_Scottishgamer]

Asmon's gravestone will read "He loved the Dig Bicks"

[@x-49nightraven]

It's always a good content when you got McCool in it

[@elm4380]

Hell no he’s fucking annoying and a try hard at being funny

[@pelicanbones2176]

WHERE ARE ALL THE PELICAN BONES. ?

[@pelicanbones2176]

YUP.

[@pelicanbones2176]

AT ? WHERE DEY AT YO. ? THE PELICAN BONES SHOULD BE EVERY WHERE. WHERE THEY AT. YO. NO DOUBT ABOUT IT. I SLAP MY MEAT WITH EVERY STEP I TAKE. HARD N FAST. EVERY STEP. I TAKE. MEAT ON THE TABLE.

[@GurneroMaelstrom]

Dude there was a coulpe of clovers, a spinach, a red heart and a black heart on the Forest map you didn't even see xD

[@jacobreed-delong4430]

25:02 weird cause its the 4th of July Lmao

[@TheDuncskunk]

Asmon: "I'm gonna call it a day" Me, on the couch 3am: "Yup... Me too"

[@steamworkfox4564]

1:40:30 Asmongold knows what Vacuuming is confirmed 👌

[@chuan813]

crazy how much he popped off the moment he didnt go with garlic xD

[@fractal40farmolok62]

I'm straight just watching this instead of a movie or a series. Like how can be a game this good?

[@metalrob82]

Look at my boy outgrowing garlic ;_) so proud.

[@Layzie420]

Lol sitting here watching while gaming and I look over and see him leaned back waving his hands in the air while opening the chest 😂😂

[@AKOsiMORRIS]

Vampire Survivors really is peak contrent... imagine enjoying a 144p stream in 2022... hahaha

[@highhow]

Its like... gameplay is important for a game to be good, not graphics

[@Screm]

19:16 Chat spamming garlic way after it'd be of any use xD

[@1234_Flux]

Big dick garlic 🧄

[@Dora_Angel]

Friendship ends with garlic, now bible is asmon’s best friend

[@0_0-t7i]

i love this series, now i want to play the game.

[@grayter]

46:20 Man held 4 Deaths at bay at once while not moving an inch XD...

[@TheSilverSkeejee]

It's *such* a good game for being so simple! Ad it gets constant updates too.

[@erick4923]

Fuck I love this. This is honestly the best Asmon content I think we've ever seen.

[@danando2]

The meta is going all weapons with items you choose, with an exception of 2 items not transforming weapons that are potent, such as cool down if spell based etc that are needed, pentagram is only good early because of XP gains early on, but biggest meta build isn't what weapons to use, but matching your items to transform weapons, because the evolve states are wayyyy stronger, also, going 2 weapon into 1 trans like birds early on is the best, so you can have more weapons at your disposal

[@ivanulisses8839]

You need to set track items on options, so you can find items easier.

[@GoodnightMoon4]

"Gorgeous Moon". Hey, thanks game

[@gamebredbullterriers5669]

As far as im concerned this the best game play video on YT.

[@31pzpv7]

Killing reaper is almost impossible right now (except using suor clerici massive area bonus)

[@SparkZ009]

I believe the intended way is using missingNo and rolling until you get a negative hp value, stand still at level 1 until 30 minutes (so the reaper only has 665k hp) then once he spawns you pick all the xp, get full build and just destroy death.

[@DarthZ01]

@@SparkZ009 missingno isnt an intended character, thats why you have to edit the files to get him. he used to be the meme reward for killing death, before mask of the red death came out

[@SparkZ009]

@@DarthZ01 I disagree that it isn't intended. The way you get him by editing the files is very deliberate and his stats rerolling and the negative hp interaction being so compatible with the fight against red mask. Not convinced. A statement from the Dev would convince me though, file editing isn't enough proof for me.

[@DarthZ01]

@@SparkZ009 its not deliberate, its literally just adding him to the list of unlocked character. it can be done for every character. missingno was removed from the official game but got left in the code when he was replaced with mask of the red death.

[@SparkZ009]

@@DarthZ01 Fair enough.

[@MsMaplestoryXD]

Recently got this game and can NEVER pass the 12min mark! Also, imagine is he got Bracers in the first game instead of Candle, that would've been so OP! Increase the speed of those rays These are my fav videos

[@DarthZ01]

you just need to get powerups and unlocks so you can get evolutions. the skill of this game is all in building

[@Amethystnightwolf]

Pentagram and evolved form doesn't do damage it does though instantly do max health loss on all enemies on the screen but doesn't effect Reepers. According to the forums I read. It's still a great item though.