Asmongold Tells His Highschool and Driving Stories

[@tvadan2586]

3:52 - Asmongold's never wrecked a car because he only leaves at 4 in the morning to go to walmart or wendy's up the road.

[@kanrox5367]

hard to wreck a car when you dont leave your house

[@enopeeb]

dont take driving advice from the guy who only leaves his house to get snacks from wal-mart

[@felliu7785]

life goals my dude

[@robbinjorritsma3560]

i never had a car accident in MA LIFE! ( NOOOO SHIT!! ) You never leave your facking home dude. He also never had pussy and he also never had a date. he also never had a lot of stuff most teenagers had in there lives. he also lives with his parents OMFG

[@TheWormholeGuy]

Him not leaving as much as the "hardcore club-teenager" doesnt mean that he's never leaving his home, what do u know about his love life and what's wrong with living with A parent? When u grow up u'll figure it out, kid...

[@ryanhester2146]

You know he lives with his mom to take care of her, right?

[@ralfclementine7685]

Robbin Jorritsma his parents live with him, he pays for everything

[@vexxshades2004]

True. When my friends used to drive high, I'd always be like GO 5 OVER NO ONE DRIVES THE SPEED LIMIT. YOU LOOK COOKED!

[@afrocoolio25]

"24 in a 25"... he is right. Driving drunk. Nail on the head. He is completely right. I think he exaggerates a bunch of shit but people who hit the speed limit or below it who are not 60+ are hiding something.

[@skippersthepenguin3591]

FUCKING ALGEBRA 1 AS A COLLEGE STUDENT

[@Lomni]

Please install BTTV, proper emotes make it so much better.

[@Khalid-bz5ef]

The KKona voice killed me 🤣

[@moisty1642]

Chat doesn't understand that making a Cat 5 is possible.

[@PeteDoesGames]

Lol u mad m8 this is true but he obviously didn't mean that since it's somewhat "advanced" knowledge that probably wouldn't be taught in high school

[@kami7011]

for the love of god please get BTTV and stop putting your music over his

[@ericlongoria6541]

You never leave your house. No shit you have never been in an accident 😂😂😂

[@ericlongoria6541]

You've never been in an accident because you never leave your computer lol

[@Garaylo]

oh fuck, i guess im selling drugs

[@Gh0stBustaz11]

"never break the law while driving" No shit sherlock

[@foggyspinks]

You gotta network Bois

[@SnakeHelah]

is he serious about the driving test? Like is that possible? non-NA so genuinely curious ROFL

[@afrocoolio25]

I honestly do not think that is legal... But at the same time, it is a governmental job, which is all a fucking joke. --- I live in IN. IN is basically Tijuana in Elkhart and some other towns. Some chick working in a BMV branch just outside of Elkhart got caught years later for selling IDs and drivers license to illegal immigrants. She made something like 700k over a period of 3 years. She did this all on the clock and just had a system set up using code words and how people would approach her or something like that. I could be wrong with her method, but nonetheless, she is in prison now. lol. I am not surprised the DMV or BMV is doing illegal shit.

[@hansyolo8277]

So does Asmongold have a superiority complex or something? Or were those guys really that shit?

[@bundy1538]

How is he running so fast throught the fucking raidinstance ffs

[@98haunter]

because of his "fast set" i think he has a video on his channel about it

[@kelestus737]

Whats the buff that makes him run so fast? How can we get it

[@nouta3226]

Scott S he just uses a lot of speed gear lol

[@closotezuka]

Scott S the swords are a rare drop off rivendare in stratholme, hes also using a bunch of speed gear and haste gear with aggramars stride.

[@kelestus737]

Oh well, how balanced is that..

[@DustGamezX]

@@kelestus737 The swords are low af ilvl but gave flat 10% ms so it is balanced now, but blizzard detected fun and removed the flat ms and gave it a small amount of speed.

[@Fattjaskins]

that's cause asmongold drives the shitmobile

[@matthewbartke4424]

Yeah, he drive a lvl1 mount IRL

[@Cobearzz]

Straight up him talking about how he just saw that this kid was a legit idiot he could be better himself, is not bad advice. I went and still go by that philosophy even if it seems trollish lol. Fuck when I was 20 is when I got my license, I thought to myself these fucking kids my age, adults, and fucking old people can't drive fuck them I will drive better then them. Still no accident and I no longer fear driving lol.

[@ulfgaar7724]

Underrated channel

[@plummet3860]

What is taking clips from someone elses stream?

[@lukefairnie1234]

without even showing bttv emotes

[@lelaking4687]

And putting shitty music over his

[@blyjd91]

Underrated? He just rips clips from Asmongold's stream.

[@misskobeyoshi2500]

ten gallon hats

[@chitch94]

he sure spends a lot of money, what did he buy? he had like over 5 mil a week ago

[@koob837]

You should enable BetterTTV emotes

[@sackofcheese4190]

Wow I’m appalled

[@waleedfarraj3208]

can someone tell me wtf he is farming for

[@tomasmatousek6531]

All items in game.

[@Tokengoldguy]

Xmog item

[@vankuu6094]

what is asmongold's action bar addon?

[@shroxysgaming8859]

Jason Laitenberger Bartender4

[@tomasmatousek6531]

Dominos

[@tomasmatousek6531]

+Guillaume He made a video about his addons where he said that he uses Domino, not Bartender. And it's not Bartender icon it's Altoholic icon.

[@tomasmatousek6531]

It's really annoying when someone is trying to correct someone despite the fact he is the one who is wrong.

[@tomasmatousek6531]

+Jason Laitenberger If you care about other addons he uses, you can check his video. kzbin.info/www/bejne/opOQfXWJqddsnpY

[@arthasmenethil4297]

Dude in Massachusetts I had to take my permit test like 6 times, and my driving test 3 times lucky you.

[@solace4717]

Arthas Menethil, or you are just a really fucking bad driver.

[@hazeymedia401]

In Connecticut it took me 1 permit test and 2 driving tests. Shits easy lol

[@shroxysgaming8859]

Song at 10:54?

[@spanzimtv4085]

on & on by cartoon

[@yotamshohat9394]

This video is so American

[@neopa06]

You are so wrong with you driver theory. Hahaha try again asmon.

[@anthonygrittani1137]

Yeh but catcher is actually good =(

[@matthewbartke4424]

Yeah, I bought it in my early 20s because it was on sale and I actually enjoyed it.

[@cheekclapperxo3338]

asmon can u atleast try weed

[@trunks41061]

Bandit4ever Twitchtv lmao bruh

[@andyr4810]

i think we can all agree trump is the best president ever and hilary is a lesbian C:

[@94Chiko]

cool story, now he gets impeached. greetings from germany

[@firesoy]

ligma

[@closotezuka]

what’s ligma

[@hydromancer4916]

ligma balls

[@roberttauzer7042]

Waitaminute, let me get this straight: You were able to get your official driver's license WITHOUT the driving test?? And then you were driving for years without license /insurance /registration? How is this even possible? What country are you from boy? Somalia? Kazahstan? Sub Saharan Africa? Cause in no civilized country ou would ever be allowed to even think about that. And I live in a poor post-communist central European country, jftr.

[@tunisiangoldfarmer1508]

I like your highlights, but please, don’t show this cancerous Twitch chat.

[@sucker517]

What are his swords?

[@hazer3248]

Darude sandstorm

[@aegis1135]

Executioner’s longsword or something

[@closotezuka]

If you mean the swords he’s wearing and not his transmog they’re the swords from rivendare