ASMR Loop: Miracle Shammy - Unintentional ASMR - 1 Hour

[@zebur4170]

This guy is a hell of a salesman. Genuinely hope he found success somewhere in his life.

[@LTilli313]

Literally was thinking the same. Even though I'm familiar w this product, maybe not this exact one but similar, I was still sold lol

[@Lapinoire]

Came for ASMR, left with a Miracle Shammy

[@muaythaigal9987]

Yup

[@nako-chen]

You bought and received it during the time you watched the video?

[@cindyciselere1946]

😹😹😹

[@Saw-Mc]

Yep

[@meatballg8655]

You know the ad is high quality when they hit you with the “title text here”

[@ASMRLoopz]

product so good they aint got time to edit the titles lol

[@fastlane1736]

The editor was too busy ordering a miracle shammy.

[@Bob-eo6uh]

Bruh I can’t even use this for ASMR because I’m actually interested in this product😂

[@mtlcaramel]

I was so focused...I want a few

[@chrisd530]

I've had mine for 20 years now, it's indestructable and works exactly as described.

[@britt6579]

Same here rofl!!!

[@luxuryqueen42]

Where can i buy this?

[@Eli-wr3xw]

Damn he’s one hell of a salesman I couldn’t even fall asleep “ and more importantly” he had me wanting to buy one or two or three

[@mitzo4526]

I want a miracle shammy now!

[@timburr4453]

This man is a GIFTED salesperson. Clearly English is not his native tongue and yet he sells better in English than most native speakers Wherever he is now, I hope he is putting talent to good use.

[@Friedtoenails]

I did some healing with your shammy, drink plenty of water, and have a wonderful response.

[@ctmdarkonestm]

wringing out your shammy tends to release toxins

[@ChevyChafes]

Loopz lore

[@ccdrz]

Can’t stop laughing

[@ashleyunderwood4855]

I LOVE his accent!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Would buy anything from this man😂😂😍.

[@presidentskroob]

That shammy just makes me wanna say WOW. You could almost say…ShamWow.

[@ASMRA33]

Dude, we should all be using these instead of PAPER TOWELS!!! This gentlemen has the most beautiful accent ever.

[@jamesjackson7004]

ASMR got me asleep in seconds drooling from my mouth... fortunately I sleep on a miracle shammy! Which I store dry obviously.

[@theebigchunggus1579]

This dude could sell a book to a blind person.

[@ASMRLoopz]

One of the top comments on the original video was "This guy could sell me the national debt." Lol his salesmanship is 2nd to none!

[@HaloManTheSpider]

Pssh he could sell to a deaf person.

[@cassidywest5539]

The only miracle shammy I knew was the one healing my raids in Classic WoW. Untill now. Now I know 2 miracle shammies :P

[@ToxicTurvey]

Still playing wow classic today

[@Kyntteri]

I was so amazed by the product, I totally forgot to be ASMRzied in the first run.

[@bethann80]

Not feeling it for ASMR, but man can that guy sell!! A Shammy Hammy! Sign me up!

[@ASMRLoopz]

yeah, it's not for everyone. Thanks for the feedback!

[@Muggins92]

"It doesn't driP."

[@naylimsanchez3864]

"Make sure that it's damP" lol

[@solomoon3083]

Don’t you just hate it when the ASMR is too dang funny or useful? I want that daggum shammy thing. Got some tingles tho, so it’s a win-win.

[@HugoNewman]

It’s not ASMR, but this man definitely earned himself a new shammy customer.

[@ASMRLoopz]

no doubt. Kinda wanna get one and throw it in my uncle's pool and see what happens

[@HaloManTheSpider]

@@ASMRLoopz That's one way to steal your uncle's pool water.

[@DaTrewPimpDa2nd]

Speak for yourself. Absolutely get asmr from this vid

[@haazeMAX]

​@@DaTrewPimpDa2nd yes me too some of the clearest tingles in a long time

[@Blueskybuffalo]

I also need a navy miracle shammy for war.

[@RealRobTaylor]

I'm looking for a navy shammy, for war.

[@KR11111]

TITLE TEXT HERE

[@ASMRLoopz]

Classic!

[@electrowoof6852]

Damn now I actually want one of these

[@Blueskybuffalo]

Can it absorb triangles which he calls triangles?

[@ccdrz]

Ahahahahahaha

[@chrisd530]

Damn, this thing works so well it absorbed half of his pinky.

[@peteskeet9443]

No sleep...just buying a lot of Shammy!

[@bdso9593]

Who knew something from the Dollar Tree could be such a miracle?!

[@ASMRLoopz]

I just wanna throw one into a pool or ocean and see what happens

[@TalkWithJoce]

I love the popping Ps: driP damP Rolling r: arrrround Pretty convinced shammy is amazing now too Did he completely memorize ever single word of this? It is so choreographed and each word just flowing along without pause. Impressive!

[@haazeMAX]

Yes that sound is cool. P! P! Guessing he would be on this stand and do this routine all day.

[@plushplaya6553]

This is great ! Y’all are always consistent with the content🤘🏾

[@ASMRLoopz]

Thanks! Appreciate ya!

[@hamishalexander5294]

That shammy looks fkn excellent!

[@porleifr6911]

You got rid of the squeak! Bless you! BTW, a burst geezer is South African for broken hot water heater.

[@ASMRLoopz]

haha yep! the 2 squeaks had to go! ah, you taught all of us something

[@kaylaa5699]

Thanks! I was wondering about that (in American English, a "geezer" is a senile elderly person, so you can imagine the mental image lol)

[@NomfundoV8]

Actually the spelling is “geyser”😊

[@JackMeoff46]

I thought it was some weird slang for dog pee lol. I kept hearing “pet geezer”

[@WhisperAudiosASMR]

So….where can I buy one of these….?!

[@RealRobTaylor]

Title Text Here!

[@ashleyunderwood4855]

Right??😂😍

[@kaylaa5699]

I think it's just a microfiber towel lol

[@ctmdarkonestm]

Amazon has them listend

[@falconking9091]

It's amazing how well this always works

[@JillyMae89]

Bruh I'm sold that thing looks awesome! 😂

[@batmansillo]

The best salesman in the world

[@Andesaurus-Rex]

Please excuse my .....shammy breath

[@ASMRLoopz]

well done!

[@quaverflava3639]

I wonder what Motion is up to now?

[@Dimitri04arshavin]

Can it absorb my sandwich breath ?

[@timburr4453]

knock it off youre making me red in the face

[@dancingvirgil]

At first I thought he said Prostate was free at the end 🤨

[@DarlingVampire]

came here for sleep but guess im getting a shammy now

[@ASMRLoopz]

I'd like to think the Miracle Shammy sales numbers are spiking this week haha

[@pisquenta]

I need this like I need air

[@docholiday3578]

This guy could sell me Ice in Antarctica.

[@spin7765]

Outstanding salesman!

[@newnamesameperson397]

So they bought sham row and are re-saling it?

[@naylimsanchez3864]

It sounds like he's saying "medical shammy" lol

[@cmcgloughlin]

Title text here

[@griif6931]

Was trying to fall asleep. Now I’m shopping for a towel.

[@WUTWoomyYT]

Good asmr, great towel

[@srenrudchristensen111]

The Miracle Shammy is so good that it absorbed his littlefinger!

[@DanfromDallas]

He is so good! Sign me up.....I want to buy a Miracle Shammy!

[@R3TR0--93]

Arrrrrround! Watah!

[@ilikebirds2739]

bro I want one now

[@charlieblah]

I want to hire this man

[@beaker4251]

Motion: kitchen roll, towels and mops. One of the worst things to do. Me: 😲

[@ChangingTheIndustry]

Where can I get one????

[@Tryst1982]

It is 2023 and this man could sell me a physical copy of TV Guide and the Yellow Pages.

[@18ccog]

this product is sham-wow-mazing!!! 😂😆

[@srenrudchristensen111]

Remember... Prostates is free👍

[@lasvegasplease]

Came hear to fall asleep, I'm now heading off to a rave.......

[@AlienAwayFromHome]

ok but now I want this shammy 😭

[@chairohkey9609]

Thanks for removing the finger across the table sound.

[@ASMRLoopz]

That's what I'm here for :)

[@stingrayx2182]

Can’t drop a few of these in my pool or I’ll be pissed…

[@IngsYoutube]

I couldn't even relax because I was too busy adding the Miracle Shammy to my Amazon cart 😫

[@comediccarnage8059]

Is miracle shammy and shamwow the same company? They use the same add format and they look the same. Is it a regional name?

[@ASMRLoopz]

I did some googling but didn't find anything worthwhile. That's a great question. Maybe someone with that info can chime in

[@meatballg8655]

It’s not the same company but it’s the same product, the factory that produces it, which seems to be very obscure, holds the patent and companies buy it to sell it under their own name, same product, different company

[@B3GINNER]

R150 ? Is that Robucks? I've got millions in that case. I'll take a shammy

[@NikoFrederiko.]

Need a medical shammy

[@NataliaTheia]

30:34 that's what I tell the ladies.

[@jordancarr2669]

Bro sold the shit outta that

[@Trujones]

Bro sold the Garden of Eden to God through an Infomercial 😅

[@stormblessed2321]

This guy can sell a turd.

[@Draenix572]

It''s like an almost perfect recreation of the original ShamWow ad with Vince Offer. Even the stuff he says like "for wiping your car bonnet or stepping out of the shower" are references to the little cuts in the original infomercial. This guy is even better than Vince though.

[@JMB129]

This guy seems just a little more calm than that ShamWow crackhead.

[@AlienAmerican]

Can't sleep now, I need to wash my car.

[@Bxtskul1l]

remember, prostate is free

[@xvenuscom]

Melhor comercial que já vi.

[@SouthSideChiTown]

Never TWIST your chamois to wring out the water, SQEEZE IT !!

[@bluepandaman]

lol @ 2:40

[@RM-ed1if]

There is a catch - the countertop he is using is also made of Shammy.

[@theostemporium7507]

Surprisingly tingly.

[@Level1Hera]

This guy is way better than the sham wow dude

[@bohon7801]

Title text here lol

[@Saw-Mc]

Someone buy that man a suit

[@taraflinn3647]

I want to buy it!!

[@TaylorMMontgomery]

In HALF THA TIME!

[@gleeknomatterwhat8958]

Like him

[@tommytwomommy]

perfect sale

[@sashab5808]

Did anyone else do a currency conversion?

[@BWater-yq3jx]

Here's a demo you might like to tweak & loop... kzbin.info/www/bejne/bpiYcpRsrauFqsU

[@Wicked_maniac]

I came looking for asmr I left looking for miracle shammys

[@cmcgloughlin]

He came from beneath the floor

[@ASMRLoopz]

I had to rewind it several times bc I couldn't figure his entrance out haha

[@mlbl1015]

BRB gotta find something to clean

[@jean-lucpicard5510]

Prostate is free?

[@Bxtskul1l]

Spilled my Milos today, it was a bad day.

[@VandalXXI]

He sounds like he's rapping lol

[@cleopatralimakatsomokokoan7873]

You represented us well my brother. 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥🔥🔥🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦 Where in South Africa are you based so I can check you out?

[@dancingvirgil]

I have a small sink. I could actually do with one of these 🧐

[@LlamaKingGaming]

Shut Up And Take My Money

[@soubiluv98]

Sham wow lol

[@Cam-jx4drgh]

Title text here haha

[@ASMRLoopz]

Ain't nobody got time to fix the title when you got shammies to sell! Lolz

[@rpgSORA]

So yall never heard of ShamWOW?