ASMR | The Rude Waiter Tries to Steal Your Date

[@TheASMRRyan]

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[@m0thp1mp21]

why are all the waiters rude

[@alviOST]

idc

[@universalchannel2409]

If u were treated like this what would u do Ryan

[@imaniquetzales8952]

Chef special was from the Pet Menu for the wealthy.

[@lyonna23]

You never disappoint with your humor

[@TheASMRRyan]

thank you! i always love to make you all laugh

[@mrfatcat72]

@@TheASMRRyan you and gibi are my favorite asmrsist

[@isaiahspivey550]

Not humor if it's facts

[@salsa_przezzter]

Factsss!!! exactly what i love in Ryan's videos ❤❤❤

[@shanestriano]

13:50 “sounds like something too” i see you ryan 😂

[@Lissa.A]

Was looking for this comment lol

[@Jjj9470blossom]

🤣🤣

[@corneliusfuuba6443]

Bro Ik Ryan’s dream was to become an Actor and honestly how has he not became one dude is so funny and natural at acting

[@ripxdoc]

Ryan's delivery is always on point ahah

[@TheASMRRyan]

thanks doc!

[@DocHost]

@@TheASMRRyan No problem LOL

[@crinklyonion1410]

Ah, nothing like hearing a waiter whisper passive aggressively into my right ear and my earbud screaming “low battery” in my left ear.

[@themaster22dude39]

I want a prequel where we learn why this guy hates us

[@zachariahjohnson3406]

Perhaps we stole his date, so now he’s here to steal our dates and our good vibes.

[@kingofthebis1068]

The video exists. Apparently we smell bad and we’re ugly and dumb.

[@Fly_CosLifeguard]

@@kingofthebis1068 where?

[@jakethom2968]

Tbh i feel he's just a friend of ours because this seems like the kinda shit I'd do if I saw my friend while waiting

[@BobaDragon_]

It’s cuz we wear socks and sandles ig lol

[@ItsTobi-.-]

The fact that he is living his dream and is an actor in some way makes me so happy while watching

[@austinclark9688]

Stg

[@TbhIdontKnowWhatToPutHere]

"Expensive clothing to validate my own self worth" Bro I'm rn just imagining him crying in a Gucci banana shirt

[@retropoke]

Customer: *has been bullied by the rude waiter countless times* Also the customer: *keeps coming back*

[@lightfinder4230]

Well obviously they're into humiliation

[@Sydney-Casket-Base]

my theory is that they just love to get under the waiter's skin.

[@TessD1891]

"No, not for you. If they want it, they can have it. If you want it, we're all out." Laughing out loud on the train over here. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@xKirigami]

If my date just sat there and watched him insult me, I think they’d be perfect together 😅

[@gibbousmoonasmr]

I'd love to see you role a character in a series or a film or something! Your actings spot on and cracks me up 😂

[@A11S06]

The asmr movie

[@ugnixs]

Ryan posting right as it's time for sleep, Thank you 🙏

[@TheASMRRyan]

anytime! hope you enjoy!

[@zachariahjohnson3406]

Jokes on you, the waiter can’t steal my date if I don’t have one in the first place!

[@Trucker_B]

I felt that lol

[@jasiahhigh1869]

Very relatable 😂

[@alyssajones4368]

Lmao!

[@marcwilliams7583]

Same

[@PlayBoiFarti55]

I finally have the advantage!

[@socialjusticelogic6290]

It would be hilarious if you did this with the Italian Barber character lol

[@imraanakollo-arenz1449]

Honestly, I'd want this but the waiter was the waiter and the person he was being rude to was the barber XD

[@btc912]

Ryan this is hilarious, I was laughing so much. I love the “It’s a game we play” You never fail to entertain us Ryan!!

[@IsGooshy]

You know, if I was wearing socks and sandals maybe I deserve my girlfriend to be stolen

[@matchaified]

She loves u for u being yourself

[@vexxaraa]

@@matchaified🤓

[@vexxaraa]

@@matchaifiedit was a joke

[@matchaified]

@@vexxaraa bro, I made that comment a year ago. Why would you reply to it?

[@vexxaraa]

@@matchaified tf how should I know

[@s1lent_night]

I guarantee you right now that he's gonna use the Robbie glasses for his next terry the tingle dealer roleplay

[@dillonr2610]

The Rude Waiter is one of my favorite Ryan bits 😂 Keep it up man. 👍🏻

[@paweldoruch1016]

"I'm a little fancier than that" He said, waving around a slice of cheese

[@Lissa.A]

Not just any slice of cheese but AMERICAN "cheese" 🤣🤣🤣🤣😬

[@TbhIdontKnowWhatToPutHere]

The waiter practiced insults in COD lobbies lol

[@austinclark9688]

Quality is just there in every video!!! Homie deserves way more subs/views!!!

[@CallMeBando]

The ads + the videos are always top tier, truly a chefs kiss no cap 🤌🏾

[@agnessalome]

I would want to see this rude waiter having a date with ”this amazing thing here”

[@dilo8426]

I don’t get why your videos don’t get more attention. This video made my day because it’s so funny and i love the quality!

[@liamso_09]

Watched your channel for a few months and very time you make me relaxed

[@joshbyrd8558]

My bro be doing a performance of his life, stay on your grind Ryan🦾👍🤝

[@bobbyjoey07]

Nice work on your new intros dude they keep getting better and better!

[@trentonrobirts1925]

Never would have thought the rude waiter was a simp

[@dgsanmma]

His humor is great! I always have a laugh man. Love this guy 🙌🏼

[@nkii0_]

Ur just naturally so creative and ur humor is sooo good every time, it just suits the situations soo well. Omg so glad and proud for u to be my FAV asmratist💞!!!

[@C_23m]

I swear his videos are so premium now like I feel I should have to pay for his channel

[@unknown_user3798]

It’s the day and I’ll still watch you are the best! Your videos are so fun and creative!

[@3toCoco]

13:59 I was waiting for him to say “but I’d love to!”

[@olliegodfrey3308]

Tried to watch this last night, passed out before the sponsor ad was even done lmao. Brilliant video as always

[@ABookIsHobSession]

Oh I am so here for this concept. Does anyone else get stressed out when he wastes the dog food or is it just me? 'Cause I feed my dog those and I know that it's not very cheap. Also question about the Warby Parker glasses, do they do transition lenses for prescription glasses? If so, I'm buying me some.

[@manicglowstick]

Yes

[@asmrmaroxa]

Maybe he eats the dog food? It does look kinda yummy when he brought it close to the camera, looks like a real stew! 🐶

[@ClowncoreisCool]

It wasn't wasted, you ate it in the video. 🤨

[@downseir]

Your humor made me laugh so hard

[@DarkFuzzyBubble]

I love how quickly he changes his personality 😂😂😂

[@merrymoonlights3013]

I could never forget to smile when watching one of your videos, your humour always catches me off-guard in the best way. Thank you for all that you do!

[@JefferyTheClownn]

honestly I'm grateful, yes PLEASE steal my date! I'm aro ace and don't want them :D

[@TbhIdontKnowWhatToPutHere]

Damnit, I knew I shouldn't have taught him stealing yo girl 101

[@Amber-sc9jp]

Yo idk if I’m out of the loop or what but this is the first time I’ve seen Ryan confirm Busy Bee as his boo

[@pctrlflux4959]

I swear to god if you were my waiter and you spoke to me like that your catching a right hook and getting thrown through a window

[@Flypowerish]

Dude the tingles I can't. I try to sleep and i laugh 😂 😂😂😂😂😂

[@occupationproasmrwatcher4334]

Ryan, your videos have always been amazing, but I mean… come on. The quality just keeps getting better and better!!!!!

[@lathanechols5013]

@13:50 that’s what good 🐱 sounds like 😆

[@jackhuston5298]

8:30 DAAAAAAAMN I don't even care if this man is trying to steal my girlfriend, that was SMOOTH W moment for Ryan

[@omard5761]

I don't know know if i should sleep or punch my screen lol😂 This character always makes me sooooo angry at him , but i know it's just Ryan😅 🤣

[@Cam_GivesUpOnLife]

Back off Ryan, I finally got a date and this is how you treat me?!

[@tadpolegaming4510]

You are not getting dates 💀

[@Cam_GivesUpOnLife]

@@tadpolegaming4510 Well clearly I had a date because he tried to steal it.

[@cggaming5421]

Acting is always perfect

[@molie7712]

Ryan: shows us glasses he looks awesome in and his girlfriend's reaction Me: Aw he's still dating the busy bee !

[@onlyanuli]

i would love to see the aftermath and cleaning up after this

[@shoto_draws5097]

this makes me insanely angry. god. The rude waiter character is such a great character to play, im so proud of Ryan for his acting skills. Man I was just wishing the date had said something passive aggressive back to the waiter that would’ve been icing on the cake, 10/10 video nonetheless.

[@AidenBoBaiden5]

Humor + Asmr = God Tier

[@levikempson2929]

personally i wouldn’t let that slide

[@rl_liam1782]

The way it switched to my pillow so I can watch while I fall asleep

[@zachariahjohnson3406]

May your pillow be cold. Best wishes stranger

[@TomAbengoza]

Ryan is so cute and huggable 😳🤍

[@MsBelladancer]

Omg no way I just go my war by Parker glasses in today this is such a coincidence!

[@ninjanoafa8636]

At church camp, this helped me sleep last night, 🙏

[@bluesocks1152]

Enemies to lovers 🥰

[@Cyloop141]

As if kicking me out of your restaurant wasn’t bad enough, now you take my date too??

[@dudebro6902]

it feels like we know this guy since high-school and have always had this rivalry for who gets laid more

[@TbhIdontKnowWhatToPutHere]

11:01 "I actually passed second grade" Then got stuck in 3rd grade

[@christianreyes9644]

I well love to see a role-play of the black phone 🤣🤣🤣❤️❤️❤️

[@SevenMinutes7]

I was in tears during the chewing gum 🤣🤣 Awesome video!

[@pizzam4nn]

Dude. I think you def got a budget increase since the last time I saw you. Wtf that's a W

[@priyankap148]

Hi Ryan!✨✨ I absolutely love your Content❤️ love the humor you put in your videos! It makes my day!😄

[@watwyatt3226]

Bro I actually love ur whisper so much

[@BalooDumptruck]

I was waiting for the woman to call him out honestly, would have loved to see the rude waiters reactiom to being called out

[@DarkestDesire9054]

there definitely needs to be another one where we find out why he hates us so much or he finally gets called out for being rude

[@R3TR0_ST1LL]

Ngl the abe glasses are giving me some top gun vibes even tho it’s a blue tint still 😎👍

[@degun4521]

The switchery got me like :D be ready for when i light face on fire

[@degun4521]

But i do like ur videos they are very funny

[@degun4521]

I be tryna go seep so i count the sleep clock but then u be making me like 😂 and is hard to go sleep then i gotta go and sleep without asmr

[@degun4521]

Also how the mug Gon call us a coward after tryna speak wit the girl and tryna keep us from hearing

[@degun4521]

This right here look like a blob of human ish

[@degun4521]

I wish somebody would do this when i go on a date I'ma beat another case

[@butchcat1423]

I'm giving this place a -5 star review!, I can't believe my dumb girlfriend took me here, now you should definitely expect her for a date now! 😡

[@ammytheberry5409]

Ravens’ reaction Lmaoo 😂 I mean it in a good way btw

[@andycooper380]

ASMR Ryan ❤️ Keep Up the good work 💤On ASMR I love your work on KZbin 🙏 I Enjoy Your Videos and Sleep even Better👍

[@kcire5006]

Dorcia’s customer service is on point!

[@Ewincott]

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[@justklaudia]

You are the freaking besttttt God I was laughing the whole video

[@alisonsoifer4191]

I think your humor is spot on!

[@mcmap1234]

The fact you did this so well is just remarkable as most other asmr creators get this meta it’s amazing

[@jensensquirrell705]

These new intros your doing are unreal

[@parkerhollendoner2909]

The Ramen joke had me rolling

[@joecool9402]

2:01 "Ryan, you look like a million bucks" Ryan also looks like Bruno Mars and Psy

[@asmrmaroxa]

I notice you have the "restaurant" tables reflected in the licorice packet! Good job!

[@smartphonesunited3141]

I laughed so much lol 😂

[@gagatoes2940]

13:56 BRO?! 😭

[@sly979]

That was a pretty classy ad

[@omarsukar4164]

I just like as soon as I see a video because you're videos are just that good

[@ArynAlyssabeth]

Not the single Kraft single. 😆

[@PennsyPappas]

Rude Waiter: You Sir are by far the worst customer I have ever had the displeasure of knowing or hearing about. Trashy Customer: But you have heard of me.

[@brendalacy9902]

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@Wirelesswolf]

Anyone else realise the music in the background from the black cat on vrchat😂😂😂

[@collinforrest]

Yay new bud ryan

[@Mater_Lachrymarum]

Try getting a reservation at Dorsia now!!

[@swike1219]

Love it so much.

[@ThomasAirlines-rb2mw]

Bro has that waitor rizz 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@darthgatorslimepals2947]

The comedy is amazing

[@swapasix]

looking great tonight ryan (please free my family now)

[@crypticsin6763]

Ryan I get it’s supposed to be rude but it kinda hurt the whole time so good job on the same have a good day don’t forget to smile