ASMR | (Theoretical) Neighborhood Gossip Update 1-26-2020

[@allyamv]

Moral of the story: Never trust a clown. Haha seriously though, I live for these "hypothetical" neighborhood updates 😂

[@MKF30]

Not a fan of clowns eh? Lol

[@OcT083r]

The dogs were gossiping amongst each other lol

[@ThinkerBella1]

Hypothetically 😏

[@erudreams1171]

Boots started it

[@laurengourley8211]

Ugh I love a good bit of hypothetical neighbourhood gossip at almost 4am, I can’t sleep anyway so I’m glad I have something interesting to watch 😊😊

[@delhawk8726]

Lauren IHCH good day, good morning from 12:38am sleepy me 🥱 (oh hey! A new emoji haha 🥱🥱)

[@hannahjlindenberg]

I love these videos.... Theoretically

[@zoeh.4421]

Hypothetically, I agree

[@kaciejames]

Hannah Lindenberg HAHAHAHA me too

[@Keeacer]

Allegedly

[@caitlynrhodes153]

Left another asmr video for this one with no hesitation

[@beautedejoanna]

"I'm pretty sure boots doesn't give a shit about the neighbour with the explosives" I am literally dying. I wish I could find boots on instagram!

[@caitlinpowell8855]

Joey Denis omg I have looked so many times

[@KellBear1031]

😂😂

[@natalieb6887]

I’ve been allegedly trying to hear the whole story for days but I’m always passed out halfway through. You’re the best!

[@13alpal25]

I really admire you for being so nonjudgmental about the alleged clown and his alleged crimes, especially when others around you were doing so easily. It takes a genuine person to do that

[@Jacobyeavello]

Mary being smug about totally being right about the Meth house is honestly a mood. Love it.

[@Sean360Lennox]

Today has been a day... With the passing of one of my idols Kobe Bryant... It's good to see the world can get some moments of Peace whether it be thru ASMR or any outlet. Thank you for your Mary.

[@ynz3713]

This was riveting. You are a an amazing storyteller. True or not I was on the edge of my seat.

[@CaitiCattt]

I really just shook my head as if I were hearing this in person 😂😂

[@amberfaulk4975]

I remember the first alleged story so I was answering her and saying "ohhh" as she answered my questions lol

[@skateranddancer]

I too, have a wild neighbor who is Dutch. When you said he was Dutch, I nearly spit out my jello. My neighbor, hypothetically, yelled at the police, “I DIDN’T JUST GET OFF THE DANISH BANANA BOAT!” Hypothetically

[@australiaisawesome5859]

Tricia Kay why you eating jello so late

[@skateranddancer]

Australia Is awesome 💀

[@MKF30]

Jello tastes good with whip cream.on it.

[@skateranddancer]

MKF30 it had cool whip. I ate all the whipped cream straight from the can the other day.

[@kylemcguire4893]

I cannot express how giddy I got when I saw this video was posted. I LOVE your ~theoretical~ stories

[@l.a.mathews9844]

I love that your son donated his hair Mary I know you are so proud💙I love your jacket.

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

I really am!

[@snaylor3792]

😂 I spat my tea when you were talking about boots drinking the water out of the bidae. I nearly woke my kids up laughing. Thankyou for starting my day with a smile and a chuckle 🤭

[@samanthacaley5409]

I LOVE these theoretical neighborhood gossip videos! Some of my all time favorites, hypothetically.

[@delhawk8726]

My exhausted, pmsing, student,mother ass finally crawls into bed and will blissfully fall asleep to the sweet sound of your hypothetical neighbourhood update ❤️🥱❤️

[@chas6045]

This was everything. Working on Holiday (!!!!), your son being a prince, and a neighborhood update which I find oddly comforting. Thank you, Mary!

[@apriljain1124]

These are my FAVORITE vidoes! I love hearing the neighbourhood gossip!

[@dennismullins4660]

I'm glad you did this today.a needed break from the bad news about Kobe

[@FeelslikeHalloween]

Omg I know!!! 😢😢😢

[@vampr3751]

Dennis Mullins Just found out his daughter was also killed, absolutely feel for the mother. She’s lost two precious people in her life. I can’t imagine what she’s going through right now :(

[@thebestplayerdead956]

Fr! I wonder if she knows about it

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

No, I live under a rock and never hear anything relevant. Of course I knew about it. One of the reasons I put this video out there was to try to distract people from it. It's a real tragedy, and there was no need for me to remind everybody.

[@WhispersAndCupcakes]

Perfect timing, I was listening to the last installment of neighborhood updates earlier today!

[@aimeedenton7416]

I live for these "hypothetical" neighbourhood updates!!!!!!!

[@caitlinpowell8855]

Who’s been waiting on this for months!!!!! YAY holy shit... love your story time type videos Mary

[@beritbunny]

I adore the Theoretical updates and explanations!!! I think you are right about "eccentric" clown; you really never know why people get on that stuff; a love of chemistry meets with a desire to be a "prepper" or whatever. Entirely likely he's just grinding on his weird (unsafe; inappropriate for suburban neighborhood!) hobby with no utilization plan whatsoever.

[@lynnen264]

Mary, I could listen to you all day I would never leave my cat either!

[@breejohn]

I’ve been struggling a lot lately. This gave me a spark of joy after reading the title. Thank you 💜

[@deventhomas21]

Hope you're doing better😊

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

I hope things get better for you soon!

[@breejohn]

Deven Thomas thank you ☺️ I hope everything is well with you

[@breejohn]

A R you as well. Thank you ❤️

[@breejohn]

SouthernASMR Sounds thank you, I hope the neighborhood calms down haha (hypothetically)

[@cosmicxcuriosity]

Hi, Mary!! (: I'm loving these new glasses! You look so beautiful 💗Just wanted to remind you that you are loved and appreciated by so many people, myself included!! I hope you're having a wonderful evening! xoxox

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

Aw, thank you so much!

[@skeletiarne1994]

Anyone who would say you're is kidding themselves thinking they wouldn't be just as concerned about that cursed house,😂 Love the hypothetical neighbourhood update, always a great ride.

[@jenh9426]

yes, the owners need to sell that house...or have it smudged... with a bushel of sage....good grief there is some bad karma in that house..where do they list it for rent, nut jobs rus?

[@Lytah84]

I love that you "theoretically" talk about your neighbors 😂😂😂😂. It's great to enjoy some "hypothetical" gossip. Edit: wow that was heavy stuff. Glad you all are ok.

[@cocofo48]

It is so weird..every time I think, we need a neighborhood update from Mary, you literally post one within hours. Yay😊

[@leahsmith5923]

mary, u KILL ME. the comment about boots not giving a shit... my stomach hurts from laughing so hard

[@carkingtom7574]

"Hypothetically...I know you get tired of me saying that...don't take a drink every time I do; you'll get alcohol poisoning". We love you Mary!

[@JoolsVoiceOver]

You watch you’ll find that notebook now lol :0) xx

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

Ugh, I know! I'm going to be really mad if I do!

[@emily.g9816]

I just love how she violently points at the wall. Amazing. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh I love it!!!😂😂😂

[@melissaedmon5859]

I love these neighborhood gossip updates, wow so bizarre! A clown that makes explosives/grenades, a dog named boots that uses a bidet, Itchy & Scratchy, a meth makin' house, etc.. Truth is stranger than fiction. Maybe this neighborhood is your next book, lol!

[@Simpleliives]

So glad and thankful you did another Neighborhood Gossip, what a wonderful birthday gift Mary, thank you🤍🥳

[@sarazapp936]

I hypothetically started wheezing when she got in on Boots 😂😂😂

[@diamondsgal76]

Between Pennywise and Walter White, you live in the neighbourhood of a dystopian Truman Show set! I’m so glad you’re all safe - hypothetically!

[@emilyporter385]

holy crap, you’re working on holiday!! i could cry i’m so excited.

[@sarahtrotman4539]

I just found this channel. I am enjoying all of this hypothetical gossip. I will be subscribing and watching the old hypothetical videos 😝 😆

[@kmarie1331]

im early, ready for bed, and prepared for the bizarre neighborhood gossip!!

[@rasaan2011]

Theoretically I think there may or may not be, allegedly WAY to much going on in a certain neighborhood in a possible house!!! I'm literally glad you & everyone are safe!

[@Mmercury24]

God, this series keeps me going! Your neighbors are so entertaining.

[@Tina-B...]

Oh I'm so excited you are working on finishing Holiday I can't wait eeeeee! 🥰

[@sarah16485]

My fix of the “neighbourhood gossip” love this

[@JustineCastruita]

Yeah just throw the whole house away 🤣

[@ninamal6]

This Video had the exact opposite effect on me that your videos normally do I was on the edge of my seat!! Now back to watching Aldi hauls...

[@melissabembenek9550]

These are by far my favorite youtube videos ever. So freaking hilarious!!!

[@rasaan2011]

Oh & always hypothetically LOVE Itchy & Scratchy!!! You say Boots gotta what for his @ss now?!?😂🐕🤣

[@elisetorgerson1784]

* takes a sip of hot tea every time she says “theoretically” * no alcohol poisoning here! But in all seriousness that’s a really scary thing to happen, I’m glad you and your family and all your neighbors (especially Boots) are safe. Thanks for keeping us updated- well, potentially, of course 😁💖💖💖

[@sonyasackett5164]

I just laughed so hard watching this!! Hahaha! Thanks for this! Your faces, hand gestures, and little bites of cookie just add to the story!!

[@IDAHOmag]

First one!!! I’m hooked on your channel. I was just watching you organize some shelves but stopped to watch this. I’ll go back to the other one I promise

[@captdrewss]

"Boots doesn't give a shit about the neighbor with explosives" lol fav quote so far 😂😂

[@erudreams1171]

Omfg I about died on the Boots part🤣🤣🤣

[@olivianoelle9424]

Allegedly and hypothetically are my new favorite words.

[@kirstycat]

Last night I came to listen to the (theoretical) drama, but I fell asleep, because your voice is so so calming. Anyway, I’m back this morning to get the tea. ❤️

[@tortimeese]

I love your theoretical neighborhood gossip! Wow, explosives! All I could think of was the movie, "Joker." You tell a great story Mary.

[@12icantfindausername]

Yes yes yes 👏🏻 These videos crack me up and are the best! I watch them like 15 times since I keep falling asleep 😅

[@TheCourage170]

1. Im so thankful you and your neighbors are safe! 2. This is the best. 😂🤣😂

[@dannavalenzuela3689]

May god bless you with many new followers. That way you can start saving some coins and move out your neighborhood you truly deserve it! Your soul is amazing🙏🏻

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

Theoretically, it may not have even happened, and the neighborhood is delightfully boring. Allegedly. Perhaps.

[@williama7124]

Oh my Mary, there's more drama on your street than Wisteria Lana! (hypothetically)

[@laurenkane3040]

I have waited SO long for this!!!

[@beritbunny]

Also, omg about the meth house, we had a neighbor once at apartment who just LOVED friends and having them visit. For 10 mins at 3-4am. Intermittently. Or, in rushes, you know. They would be idling right outside our bedroom window(well, literally outside the garage underneath the window, due to how the shared drive was laid out.) police, heh. 😑

[@erudreams1171]

Had a similar situation in my old apartment complex. I lived in the very back of the complex and there was no way to get out of the Apt complex out of the back (it only had a front entrance), so perfect location for selling drugs. :/

[@stikkinixx]

I live in a bad neighborhood of a major city and your theoretical neighborhood has SO much more going on, somehow 😂 An unhinged clown!! Listen, I am the rare weirdo who truly loves clowns, but UFFDA!! That is too much. I'm glad he's out of that house!

[@amya5127]

I don't like soft speaking videos, however I'm here for the gossip and I need to listen! Love these videos from you 😊

[@garnetbelskamper5495]

I loved River road so much I can't wait for the next one. Im so dedicated to some of those characters 😍

[@breabrea9942]

Garnet Belskamper wait please tell me how to get this book or read it somewhere!!!!

[@garnetbelskamper5495]

@@breabrea9942 Mary has a playlist on her channel that is her reading the book aloud and it's wonderful

[@breabrea9942]

Garnet Belskamper omg thank you so much for letting me know!! ❤️❤️

[@Stephaniefarrah]

Yay!!! I was hoping for an hypothetical. Also now I'm craving chocolate chip cookies. Mm

[@janelle5639]

I love that movie Fallen Down, I always say where is my gun, when my food don't look like the picture. LOL

[@blerksnarfgut2766]

You can never be too nosy when it comes to suspicious neighbors. At my old apartment I had a shady upstairs neighbor who didn't work, had a nice car which had out of state plates and would not only come and go for a few minutes at a time but had ridiculously noisy visitors who would stay with him for weeks (a violation of our leases). I reported him to our landlord several times and even called the cops once but he never got evicted! Finally new owners bought our building and mailed us forms to fill out giving our employment info, I guess as a way to make sure the tenants income was from a legal source. Within a few weeks he moved out (during the night, mind you). Anyway, sorry for the rant. Just wanted to say that neighbors suck and I'm glad your family is safe, Mary!

[@dogmama4444]

Best one yet! I love these!!

[@jenniferbrumfield3871]

I’m sorry but I LOL at “The Boomy Clown!” 😆

[@vanessa-lb1kc]

When it says 32 seconds ago 😎

[@deepchillasmr6319]

The movie that played in my head from everything you were describing was better than anything I've watched in a while! 🔥💜🔥

[@christyinthecarolinas]

Lol I love your personality. I'm gonna have to go back and find your other neighborhood update videos because this was pure entertainment, at your expense 🤣.

[@genafinney8155]

First, I love your sweater/sweatshirt. I really relate to you. Psychology degree and all. I think your book is great. I think I know what is funny about this. You are a wonderful storyteller!

[@rasaan2011]

I love our hypothetical neighborhood chats Mary!!!😊❤

[@bryceandrewmusicofficial]

I’ve been listening and watching your ASMR videos while being sick and it’s really helped to have someone nice and funny to talk to me and calm me down. Love your videos 💖

[@erudreams1171]

Lol this neighborhood sounds like my parent's neighborhood. There's always something (hypothetically) nuts going on.

[@thewanderingpond]

Lol never been more joy filled to hear some gossip then seeing your notification about it pop up!!! ❤️😊😊😊

[@Ktd1013]

Omg I possibly love these neighborhood updates, hypothetically. 💖💖💖

[@lilpanda1217]

These are my favorite videos. Allegedly.

[@holdenblacketterr9236]

do you have a link for the “minds app”? cause I can’t find it

[@alyssac.209]

The neighborhood updates are my favorite thing!

[@n-a-gf8456]

Mary your so great! I love your videos and this gossip videos!! Boomi clown I was laughing so hard! Thanks for helping me thru hard days! Ps greetings from Switzerland :)

[@mari6870]

When you have a family, you have to be cautious of who lives next to you. And Mary that cookie looks good🍪

[@kerryschotten8516]

Oh dear Lord Mary u need to write a book about ur neighborhood! I’m sure it would b a best seller! U call call it My Hypothetical Neighborhood! 😂

[@samathashondee666]

I love yr gossip vids! They're entertaining....

[@melodyd2067]

Congrats on finishing your big chunk of ur story!!! 👍

[@alaina7688]

When u finish your book and read it you should whisper read it

[@sara_sellers06]

These are my favorite videos by far!😂

[@theskellyboi]

Congrats on the book Mary! I can't wait to hear it!! 💙💙

[@abbierose92]

I don’t have neighbors since I moved so I love these haha yes I need a life

[@s.morris5980]

oh my gosh YES. so ready for this new episode 👏🏻

[@maga2042]

Yay!!! My favorite. Mary you are the best. I wish it was whispered but maybe next time. Thank you so much. You are the best!!! ❤️

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

I don't like whispering these because then, everybody complains that they can't hear me very well, and they want to be able to hear all of the gossip. I have hundreds of whisper videos on KZbin. Please check them out if you prefer whispering.

[@maga2042]

SouthernASMR Sounds i listen to all your videos but for some reason only the hypothetical neighbor ones put me to sleep right away. I loooooovvvveeee them. 😊 but whispered 😬. You are amazing ❤️

[@ThatSoundsLovely]

This was a wild ride ! 😂 I’m so glad you are okay and I’m sorry you had to get evacuated. But good Lord this was a good story. Hahaha 👌

[@cro3807]

😂😂❤️❤️ I love these neighborhood gossip videos thank you

[@stl3964]

Love the neighborhood updates!

[@kellygirl8327]

Good grief Mary. How dangerous! This could of turned out to have a worse outcome had he remained. The poor homeowners. Meth then a depressed clown who builds bombs. His Career probably sent him off the deep end. I think you have plenty of material for another book or comedy act lol. You can’t make this shit up. Itchy and scratchy and then there was Buffalo bill. I’m glad you pay attention to your surroundings. It’s smart. My Father works in Law Enforcement and to this day he still tells me to keep an eye out, and change up routes I drive which I used to think was silly until I almost lost my life. (I digress) but anyway, it’s good to always lock your car doors, House doors. I’m typically fairly easy going, but it pays to be aware. And, keep occasional communication with your immediate neighbors so you can look out for each other as long as they’re not bad neighbors lol. It’s not always easy for me because I’m a get home and keep to myself person. I have to make an effort. Wow, longest rambling message ever. I’m sorry. Ultimately, I’m very glad you’re all safe. I bet your son feels very different and lighter and what an adjustment for you both. How wonderful to know his hair will be changing someone’s lives. Thanks for the update. Take Care. 🐱🐾