ASMR | (Theoretical) Neighborhood Gossip Update 7-30-2019

[@mandybaker7956]

my neighborhood: someone’s dog ran away and they can’t find it mary’s neighborhood: *someone stole the fire hydrant*

[@ewanoxborrow1024]

Mandy Baker 😂😂

[@ewanoxborrow1024]

My Neighbourhood: “The bus was 40 minutes late two days in a row, it’s getting so bad around here” Mary’s Neighbourhood: *this is after the first round of cops showed up*

[@paytonshewmaker1361]

Hypothetically

[@BestLifeByBrooke]

Almost 40 minutes of gossip?? I’ll grab a wine.

[@TheOneAndOnlyKento]

Best Life By Brooke ASMR (theoretical)

[@eddyylovee]

Mary bringing out that cup filled with tea ENDED ME. We STAN.

[@gothworm7971]

The four dislikes are from jane, john, itchy and scratchy lol

[@ewanoxborrow1024]

Mary Beth. 😂😂😂✌🏻

[@trish247]

I may or may not LOVE your hypothetical, theoretical neighbourhood shenanigans! 😂

[@nicoledodson3118]

Girl... I live in Greensboro! I’m shook. What if the tea is about me!?

[@janniferpharr4215]

I'm from Lincolnton, NC. But reside in Florida

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

Did you steal that fire hydrant? I'm not even mad. I just want to know how you did it. Theoretically.

[@Duck-lb6ff]

Have you heard of the wing wing bike

[@adriennehollaway5988]

Lmao

[@marshatraylor6148]

Lmao

[@mckenzieerenee]

“I don’t know if it is safe to drink out of, I guess we’ll find out if I go insane”💀

[@BillySwainAU]

kenzie renee same!! it’s 2:06am and i think i just woke my family up from laughing😂😅⚰️

[@bethabaloo]

“It‘s so small I don’t even know how it can think a thought all the way through” Mary I have TEARS. I always find something in your videos to make me laugh like this

[@futureprimitivesoap]

That bit got me hollering so hard. She's too funny!

[@iva_erin]

As a citizen of North Carolina, I can confirm it is like this in every city.

[@karensmith2501]

Lol Mr Rogers didn't prepare you for that neighborhood.

[@gabibrinkmeier5593]

i laughed whenever you talked about the guy with his gut hanging out😂

[@FknAlexx]

Same hahahahha. Hope he doesn't know how to work the youtube machine and somehow find her dragging him 😭😆

[@daisyd5760]

Are there any bloopers with the sound of the wing-wing bike?

[@samtheman_144]

Spill. The. Hypothetical. Tea. Or at least drink it from your cool cup.

[@KarenRiffe]

Hey Mary. Loved all the gossip (theoretically of course) but that cup and saucer are so beautiful and that long coat you bought OMG!!! Loved the videos.

[@graveyardcat]

Please never stop making these! These updates are my obsession😫😍

[@bubbajames3923]

Your humor is very entertaining. Not only is your voice soothing and vids relaxing.But these neighborhood stories Real or not.Are pure GOLD!!!!

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

Thank you!

[@daniarnica7119]

omg that thumbnail of mary KNOWING she’s ready to serve us some piping hot tea! 🔥

[@melissaroseasmr]

Thank you so much for these! I’m so grateful for your hard work and constant uploads. ❤️ Also, cheer mom and 40’s gossip ladies!? I so look forward to those

[@laurenmaclean1319]

I remember when you mentioned uncle Joe moving in and you said something like ‘we’ll see how this goes..’ and here we are, with his two girlfriends and their little dog. Hysterical 😂

[@krystaljacobo2823]

Mary:"Like he is 47 months pregnant,with like Elephant Twins" Omgoodness Mary,you are just amazing that was Hilarious,I couldn't even stop laughing while I was writing this comment !😂 🤣

[@astroace]

I can't believe Boots got a whole (theoretical) photo shot 😂

[@erinhering5105]

"A theory of a dog" LOL

[@happy.go.plushies]

Ok but the wing wing bike part had me cracking up 😂

[@nursem65]

I absolutely love your videos. I'm binge watching these gossip videos right now. While doing something you love, you are helping a lot of people slip away from our issues and give us some light and happiness in our not so great and sometimes painful lives. You have a great gift and I am glad I found you. Thank you for being such a joy and ray of sunshine in my otherwise dreary, painful life.

[@RustyNoodleSoup]

i was about to go to sleep but now i'm gunna stay up to listen to all the (theoretical) neighborhood gossip!!

[@sabb7712]

YES I love the (theoretical) neighbourhood gossip!!!!!!!

[@jennifermichele1]

"He looks 47 months pregnant with elephant twins" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@annausf3887]

I. Needed. This. (I'm coming off of a wrenching break-up and Mary's vids have made for such great heart-break medicine.)

[@madisonlovings]

Anna USF SAME

[@sarra2498]

Girl you’ve got this 💖💖 Mary can cure all🙏

[@annausf3887]

Aww, thank you Sarra! Madison, we've got this!! We'll watch Mary whisper away our woes, and we'll both certainly find people who can appreciate and share these quiet, yet very important, moments of our lives!!!

[@madisonlovings]

Anna USF Thank you !! It all will get better, sometimes that is way easier said than seen but it will !! and I know we are both strong women !

[@paint_freckles]

Same. 2nd divorce and autoimmune syndrome

[@redmanish]

I’m a fan of many different ASMRtists for many specific things that each does well, but your voice in particular is soooo soothing.

[@briannac882]

Her videos are the only ones that actually put me to sleep! THANK YOU 🙏🏻

[@barefootandblueeyed6033]

THEORY OF A DOG. I AM CRYING 😂😂😂

[@nicole3237]

You look gorgeous! Young & youthful. Thank you for so many of your videos that have helped my anxiety over the years ❤️

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

Thankk you so much! I'm so glad to hear it! :)

[@wahidany5802]

I WAS PRAYING FOR THIS YESTERDAY OMG (figuratively, of course)

[@caitlinpowell8855]

Mary please keep blessing us with these neighborhood gossip videos these are my new favorite videos !!! ( second fave are charity sparkly friend videos)

[@valeriethomas1431]

😂😂 the names you come up with!! Itchy and Scratchy lmao

[@samantarizzi248]

Valerie Thomas aren’t these characters from the Simpsons?? 😄

[@mistasparxxx88]

If there’s one thing I absolutely love in this world (as a POC) it is a White woman who knows how to throw shade and spill tea! And you are doing a fabulous job at both Mary. Yaaaas!

[@suger595]

Woohoo! Love these videos! Also, I have been LOVING all of the back to school videos. I'm so pumped for your older son's supply video! Beautiful finds!

[@Fluffymonkeyem]

This right here is so relaxing. KZbin recommended your channel the other day. I've only watched a few, but this one is my favorite so far. If theoretically you were to do another theoretical video with theoretical gossip I would theoretically enjoy watching it. (Hypothetically)

[@enovat4078]

The car is called a Karma Revero. It’s an Finland automotive company.

[@briannamichellie3352]

That coat is gorgeous! You made out like a bandit! The smell of suede is soo nice!

[@chuckrieger782]

$1.80!!! Beautiful Jacket!!!😁

[@catherinecreighton305]

“He needs a separate swing for his gut.....hypothetically” I’M SCREAMINGGG 😂😂😂 Mary you are TOO much

[@samantarizzi248]

You are a ray of a positive light in this negative world, Mary! ✨ Thank you for all you do. 🙏🥰

[@julianaacosta302]

Every time she said “theoretically” i would laugh so hard 😂❤️

[@agirl4808]

Me too, for some reason 😂.. But I don't mind it's nice 👌

[@sugarhoneybee2979]

The shape of that teacup is absolutely beautiful

[@cathylee5840]

Love when you gossip about the neighborhood gossip you look pretty Mary love your tea and saucer very nice you're the best Mary 💝💝💝🐱🐱😴😞😀🇺🇸

[@SkyleonMK7]

Gossip gives me life. Thank you for keeping me alive, Mary.

[@katrinab193]

Love these videos they are so funny (theoretically) yet sooo relaxing, please keep doing these xx

[@alissaayala4675]

Always waiting for these theoretical neighborhood gossip videos🙏🏻♥️

[@robsm2646]

No idea what the gossip is, I've never made it past the teacup show and tell. Such a great video to send you to sleep 💕

[@Stephstuff1224]

Omg I laughed out loud when you said “somebody...stole a fire hydrant....theoretically”. You are my kind of people Mary.

[@futureprimitivesoap]

25.30 to 25.47 got me 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Perfection is what you are. So bloody funny!

[@russell656]

Ooooooooh Mary, let me tell you after the day I’ve had this literally made me JUMP with joy heheheheh!!! Love the drinking tea too!! Adds something FUN

[@gia-abcd]

At first I thought this was going to be a role play, safe to say I’m not disappointed

[@amaranth921]

Your theoretical neighborhood sounds absolutely wild 😂 Never a dull moment....thank you for keeping us updated

[@superhero3651]

Listened to this getting ready for work 😂 I love these so much

[@madelinebehnke9812]

I love the thumbnail. You look so happy! Love these types of videos

[@uarethesun6595]

Girl, this is the funniest video I've seen in a looooong time. I subscribed for sure. ❤❤❤

[@kennyspillz]

i need to see a hypothetical picture of boots

[@tyrasmith7123]

Mary I love your videos and find them so comforting. I have been having some health problems this last week and your videos have really kept me company while I’ve been in bed trying to feel better. Thanks so much ❤️

[@shyrah2941]

I love this theoretical gossip your street sounds very interesting I would love to see this turn into a series ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️😂😂😂😘

[@morgandanielle947]

Your amazing! Best gossip I’ve heard in a while (theoretically)

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

Thank you!

[@hessjickey]

Mary putting her pinky out and sipping on that tea had me deceased! Hahaha ❤

[@annamanchester1729]

im a little late but i have had the worst night. i have a lot going on in my life and have honestly no friends to talk to which really sucks. but i feel like youre my friend!! i love these hypothetical gossip videos and watching this is really going to make my night. Thanl you for being there for me even though you dont know it

[@rebeccahogan9844]

Girl that Hank Williams shirt was theoretically a crop top 😭

[@harleyf921]

I almost screamed when I saw this!! I love these videos! 🤣

[@angelicamunoz3636]

I love these hypothetical gossiping sessions!!! And I always love seeing your good will finds! Youre the best!

[@lolawytcherley5509]

I love these tea spilling sessions! Can't wait to hear the rest of the story about POD man. 😂😂😂

[@alyssac.209]

These are my favorite videos. I wish this was a weekly podcast or video. You do the best videos.

[@aquariumlife5339]

I'm laughing not sleeping 😂. But I'm not mad about it. This is theoretically your best gossip video yet!

[@arcadiusfire5139]

LMFAO!!! "he needs a separate swing just for the gut" LMFAO!!!!!

[@malistone3889]

this story was wild from start to finish, i lost it almost crying with laughter at the photoshoot

[@Kayateehee]

If anyone is playing a drinking game pleAse take “theoretical” off this list

[@WeekendSkillsLab]

The sound of the suede jacket being handled is amazing

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

I really do love the way it sounds! 😊

[@CG-kr4he]

SouthernASMR Sounds can we get a lil special suede jacket video or a cameo in another video sometime? Love and appreciate your hrdwork and videos!

[@kyliedemuria1627]

Camera lady : you gotta tell your dog to shut up Mary : and I’m like amen Omg I’m dying that’s so funny 😂🤣😆

[@artsyjames]

"Trip got a wingwing bike" is something I would expect Charity to say

[@cassiestone3066]

“Most unnatural bunch of mess I ever saw...” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@SG-ss3nr]

the Bocephus shirt made me belly laugh (no pun intended) 😭😂 thank you for all you do!

[@readytotingleasmr1436]

Your voice is so so soft and soothing 🥰

[@redhot654]

I love how much more southern you sound when you get goin' 😂💕

[@narnia3026]

So many iconic nicknames coined in this video 🥴

[@cathyblock6197]

How do you do it? You are truly amazing, you can pack 48 hours of living into 24! I truly appreciate that you take the time to share your life & adventures with us. I was watching another one of your videos recently, that was more serious & you were going thru a not so easy time; just want you to know that you are admired by your many followers, for all of your accomplishments that have truly earned thru your life, such as supporting yourself & boys, a career to be proud of, an internet celebrity, a beautiful home & interesting neighborhood & of course your 2 sons to be proud of, I could go on. Needless to say, you are an inspiration to us all. Thank you for allowing us to sit at your kitchen table with a cup of tea & share your day.

[@KittieDanger]

I live for these “hypothetical updates” 😺

[@krystaljacobo2823]

"It was like a BIG Pasty Watermelon up under his shirt" I just cant no more this is to hilarious,Mary !😂

[@katk1958]

That cute suede coat makes some really nice sounds!

[@QuartzK]

Hypothetically, I love these chats.

[@loganatorexit]

I just googled how to steal a fire hydrant

[@stefanicvetanoska505]

the hypothetically's are killing me 😂

[@olivianoelle9424]

Wing wing wing wiiinnnggg 🤣 I laughed myself out of my relaxation

[@Sportdiva7]

The dog hair extension part had me cracking up hahah

[@wisewillow5731]

Oh the “Theoretical” family, my favourite neighborhood guilty pleasure! 😘❤️ And I thought I was going to sleep! Ppff! Who am I kidding?!

[@amyscott6102]

I stan a queen who appreciates goodwill as much as I do That coat is a FIND, slay it sister!

[@becca3189]

I live in Florida... they say the people here are nuts... but I think the people in your neighborhood have us beat 😆

[@Loveinthemist11]

My favorite videos from you! I’m living vicariously!

[@kristinstevenson9118]

So jealous of the cool hippy shirts you always find! The black coat is so Stevie

[@hollygolightly1750]

Her: ..."with the collar popped up" Me: "yeah, he's a Trip, for sure!"

[@LeahWhispersASMR]

She threw a swiffer at him... theoretically ... LOL 😂

[@meganmarshall9598]

Oooh cheer mom and Carol are coming back! 🤗 love this hypothetical tea

[@trademarktm2222]

@12:25 I died @ " putting a bench out for her" GOODNIGHT😂( theoretically).

[@ASMRwithSofia]

Yay, another video!!! 10 PM here in Canada, perfect time.

[@OllieMooed]

Feels like catching up with a friend ❤️