ASMR to help u sleep - I beat u til ur unconscious (again)

"ASMR to help u sleep - I beat u til ur unconscious (again)" is the long awaited sequel to my critically acclaimed "ASMR to help u sleep - I beat u up until you become unconscious" video.
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[@ooooswain]

This dude looks legitimately passionate about what he's doing. Respect.

[@nazaninb8383]

😂

[@Zen-kh2hn]

ooooswain LMAO💀😂😭

[@zethrobinson6767]

Bluetooth me your autograph please.

[@rubymargetts9838]

shahin malekizadeh lmao

[@Ihavehadmanynames7779]

@@rubymargetts9838 with all due respect

[@yeethekiwi4947]

1:00 so this is what betrayal feels like

[@Vision-lz4ru]

Gaming Melon Yea he went from helping us up to summoning Star Platinum

[@amagostartdatbigfirekickba9865]

Mercy be like:

[@chelseashamim9148]

Gaming Melon 😅

[@grofflin7578]

Top 10 anime betrayals.

[@captainchunkplays4961]

The Rational Saiyan Jesus Christ I found JoJo references in my ASMR 😂

[@disneypasion]

Imagine a curious person trying ASMR the first time and choosing this video

[@perryjimenez5629]

At least he didn't wacthed Ephemeral Rift first, now that channel is some next level shit

[@curiouscat428]

I was this person 😂😂😂😭

[@Kim-wr6fe]

Haha yeah bro

[@FryedPidgey]

My first ASMR video was a Bank Robbery ASMR. Shit was not what I expected but I loved it. Regular ASMR creeps me the fuck out 😂

[@Lucy-rf2lj]

This is honestly the first time I watch ASMR

[@A·c·h·i·l·l·l·e·s·Last·Stand]

Since watching this, my love life has not only improved but i am now married and an legal US citizen. Ive lost 15lbs and my acne has cleared. Thank you so much Jojas for this incredible service. ❤

[@exkeypsycho2053]

if he gave a fuck, you wouldnt be 40 comment below the top one

[@spruknehler597]

@@exkeypsycho2053 Ur cringe af

[@P0rt4L.]

@@exkeypsycho2053 your replies make me ashamed to be apart of the fortnite community, can’t believe people can be that rude..

[@exkeypsycho2053]

@@P0rt4L. nah bruh, I forgot to change my prof pick, ion play that game, dont worry :)

[@Mari_iii]

​@@exkeypsycho2053 do you still not play that game ? 💀

[@pollyl4313]

wow this is so soothing, i fall asleep like a baby everytime

[@pollyl4313]

@@charlieestevenn hehe

[@jazzythebazzbanana2800]

iitscharliehere I just want to know why people get so offended when we corrected them, sure we’re not in school but we’re just correcting you with one word that you spelled wrong, I know how it feels when someone corrected me but it doesn’t matter anyways lol What matters is we’re all humans with brains right...?

[@jazzythebazzbanana2800]

iitscharliehere well...at least we’re not in school anymore, cuz I get stressed sometimes too...

[@hellwalker9356]

Me too i also have a broken nose and a black eye

[@mommymilkers2756]

I smell so bad

[@Diplodot]

Me: *thinks of that one awkward memory * My conscience:

[@thecreaturescorner539]

It’s not as funny as it is sad, same here …half Lol 🙁/🙂

[@ramsdankha2174]

Lol I understand how that feels

[@lotusluminance5872]

That hits home. Ow.

[@TheGoddon]

Spot on

[@ishitagupta5959]

Conscience*

[@eternats]

me: **sleeping** my cat 5:30am on my face: 0:23

[@lemonconsumption]

PFFFT IM DEAD I CAN'T-

[@mommymilkers2756]

AHAHA OMG IM DIEING!!!! PLEASE HELP!! CALL SOMEONE (preferably Taco Bell cause i want that before I’m gone for good) THANKS AHhHH

[@alli2448]

BAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAAHAAH#funny #westan #wendys

[@sultryazian]

HOW AM I DYING FROM THIS IS IT BECAUSE IT'S SO TRUE

[@Hxkari]

fr but 4 am

[@onionring010]

Kid: **starts crying because mom won't buy him candy at the store** Mom: We already have candy at home. Candy at home: 2:13

[@dighad3824]

Wait there's no way this is universal, right?😭

[@southernbustransportation]

LOL XD 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@exkeypsycho2053]

not everyone is hated by society

[@Formula1clipsandskits]

You got the whole squad laughing

[@onionring010]

@@Formula1clipsandskits I mean I did tho so ill take that as a compliment

[@trizsantiago7593]

can we appreciate those seamless transitions everytime he beats us up tho like well done man

[@mxngaka]

That was the one thing that took me by surprise.

[@your_local_fander3702]

We always have to take a moment to appreciate how well we are beaten. UwU

[@jelofishh]

@@your_local_fander3702 wouldnt be the first time heh heh...

[@your_local_fander3702]

Heir of Sugar oh. *OH-*

[@3starsburningbright]

@@jelofishh ohhh thats hilarious and offensive because of my mothers childhood 😳

[@JPLToyExperience]

Kylo Ren doing some side quest for the galaxy

[@wolfywlf3983]

He’s gaining xp

[@icybound2214]

He Rly lools like kylo ren tho

[@ikoy7990]

HAHAHAH WTF

[@pinkmoontribe]

Your comment just made my day 🥰🥰

[@blackkujaku9914]

Yeah because he cant beat level max anakin

[@mehgreyson]

POV: we are a nasty roach and he’s making sure we’re truly dead

[@crackinmycookie7517]

Roaches are superior to the human race

[@thegoods7011]

he punches the cockroach

[@angeldust7627]

Bro my cousin is a roach.

[@DunkleCheese]

Angel Dust Your cousin has to die

[@Lylahmyluv]

Angel Dust kill it

[@D0m1qq]

Заснула с первых секунд! Спасибо за такое чудесное асмр. Прям как мама в детстве укладывала🥰

[@KIIBUMBRINRT]

1:01 top 10 saddest anime betrayals

[@blitzmustang1588]

Muda muda muda muda muda!!!

[@ahshitherewegoagain5449]

WRYYYYYYYYY

[@caraquake]

Nani?

[@manuelminozaii9464]

*ZA WARUDO*

[@hapiseeu]

lol

[@MellyLaw]

what the "i" in pixar sees when the lamp decimates it

[@breast9479]

so the i's i is on the top

[@nitr0gen_shark]

Underated comment

[@kirakirayume]

Melly Law copied

[@Queenofthenight090]

Brilliant 😂

[@youngjay8955]

@@kirakirayume Just laugh you dumbass 💀

[@crackheadtongue5257]

"When reality hits you" Reality:

[@thehandsomepotato8528]

You deserve more comments

[@crackheadtongue5257]

Wowwww that's a lot amount of like i ever had. Am i a celebrity now?

[@CruddyReaper]

0:58

[@lunarialoonatic]

This is it. This is the comment

[@alboob7859]

This joke is so bad why did I laugh

[@submissive_femboy2]

This gave me tingles and PTSD of when my mom would hit me with her beer bottles because I woke her up from her mid-day naps

[@在冰原烤麵包的豹貓]

😢

[@rebekahfunches6876]

Sorry that happened!

[@DavidlikedickGay]

that's why you're a femboy now 😥

[@arcnyx]

😢💔💝

[@Radiumgirl.11]

Oh😃😭

[@eemzee7591]

Searches how to help you sleep. *Google* : exercise, asmr, music... *Bing* :

[@ezeukatusanene6267]

at this time of the post it was bing that showed me this video

[@Chris-lh5li]

I’m not complaining :)

[@a2point083]

Right‼️ bing be on that weird shit 😭✋🏼

[@natsuki8040]

god i hate bing. i searched up "where to watch boku no pico free" and they didnt show shit

[@breezy.peasyyy]

This made me laugh so harddddd

[@tomhudnall1818]

This is legitimately one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen in my life

[@TMAC13reloaded]

I swear bro lol

[@XBLGR]

The bit at 1:00 destroyed me

[@lucreciarodriguez5896]

Yeah, i was dying for 30 minutes

[@delmonciiidr]

Car alarm sound

[@sai9718]

Tom Hudnall omg I can’t breathe hahahaha

[@Lori-dz2ss]

plot twist: this is an ad for how durable the camera is

[@youngslammerdick]

Holy shit

[@cherrybomb8120]

wITH THE POWER OF FLEX TAPE

[@bradbradthebrad]

*Shot on iPhone.*

[@sgatlersquad2691]

My thoughts exactly

[@nicshin2425]

Plot Twist: every scene is with a different camera, because he is breacking one with every scene

[@IloveminorsUwU]

This man’s generosity to patch us up with some tape so we don’t bleed out from that WWE takedown we just endured is great. Thank you.

[@sophia-tn4co]

Don’t worry school isn’t that bad. *My anxiety on the first day:*

[@whatcanisayexcept2829]

Fr

[@Isabella-xr1ik]

Oh bruh same, social anxiety sucks

[@TheGoddon]

Feel you bro

[@sophia-tn4co]

ew why do people like this? ;-;

[@Isabella-xr1ik]

@@sophia-tn4co why wouldn't people like this?

[@MysttheHedgehog]

Never thought I’d see the day I’d get beat with an onion

[@lenin1178]

Did u realize that he recorded with the Huawei p30 😱

[@SilkWon]

not the banana though, check that on the bucket list.

[@Tomo-ps3zs]

Don't forget cat's little toe bean

[@silicasenpai2941]

What's the similarity between ogres and layers? They both have onions.

[@hennywaysmoove4569]

Or another person’s head🤷🏻‍♂️

[@sethchavez162]

The fact that this was in my recommended makes it way more interesting

[@punpun1108]

Same and it’s 3 am

[@lucho2325]

Yes

[@ljn0t369]

Same lol

[@ryth-]

Same

[@liryshaa]

Same 😂

[@ah-du2gf]

I hope this kind of ASMR never ceases to exist-

[@manakanemu69]

I think i remembered someone commenting “This reminds me of my childhood”.

[@floofifox]

LMFAOO NOOOO

[@Jjshort]

It was a user by the name of "Eva" I searched the comment section for this comment and it was "This is such a wave of nostalgia for me, thank you for reminding me of my childhood :) "

[@IAMQUIX]

Oh someone knows eupho- Uh.. nevermind...

[@bettyangela8533]

If I ever get bullied, I fight back! Who cares if my parents don’t believe me, I’ll be the real victim, bullies should go to hell.

[@mrow0218]

Thats so wrong

[@maria.miguel]

him: *furiously beats camera up with everything he could possibly think of* auto-generated subtitles: *[Music]*

[@godelemender8009]

This is some of the best music I’ve ever heard

[@savagekkj9700]

Gay

[@viola8856]

0erroblack0 :{ cool

[@vminisfuckingreal998]

Elemender best genre

[@creativecheeky855]

XD

[@YeastsaeY]

1:00 B E T R A Y A L

[@nebwhah5100]

Lmao

[@andreashalidov4484]

Why is this not too comment

[@pebble8978]

HAHAHAHA

[@catto7460]

OMFG😭😭😭😭😭🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚

[@primalvelocity3811]

Top 10 Anime Betrayals. Oh wait, someone is guaranteed to have already commented this joke before me, without a doubt, but oh well.

[@Ezzcare]

Damn, now I feel bad for all the insects I’ve murked. Never again.

[@pliniogaius]

I'm feeling i'm a cockroach 🪳

[@MotorStonder]

POV: you're that 1% of the bacteria he is trying to kill

[@Rikkachiwa]

.1

[@viviennetutunaru1]

Best comment 😂😂😂

[@blankabontovics7063]

POV: you are a spider

[@DeathnoteBB]

The 1% is the helpful bacteria tho... not all bacteria is harmful, you need some of it to live

[@blankabontovics7063]

@@DeathnoteBB but why do you need bacteria on your hands and things in your house? I thought that the anti-bacterial spray only kills 99% because it's not strong enough to kill 100% 😂

[@Cyian]

i like how all the cuts are seamless so it looks like you're just fading in and out of consciousness

[@FirePuncher183]

Poggies

[@Rowy_]

@@FirePuncher183 ?

[@FirePuncher183]

@@Rowy_ poggies

[@lenira7750]

@@Rowy_ poggies

[@xxqino]

@@Rowy_ poggies

[@heydinaaa8800]

i know some of y’all are only watching this for “shits and giggles,” but i’m really gonna watch this when it’s time for bed.

[@benjamin-xz2xt]

Same, but I'm gonna get really scared when I wake up hearing his whispers at like 2 am in my dark room

[@heydinaaa8800]

『 Abby - Chan 』 felt that.

[@benjamin-xz2xt]

@@heydinaaa8800 ayyyy

[@Gurofluff]

How'd it go?

[@axcel8896]

Bold of you to assume I don't watch it unironiclly

[@OfDream8811]

Ok but why is this actually relaxing tho

[@justchristopher9839]

how my mom wakes me up when im late for school

[@davidstark7151]

holy shit man i hope youre joking

[@leinqd]

same

[@ferrallezz5246]

David Stark he obviously is... *Right?*

[@mommymilkers2756]

David Stark he’s not, i would know I’m his mom

[@zhumiee477]

and how you still alive?

[@inflatablemattress2]

0:58 top ten anime betrayals

[@arthurramirez5442]

Yez

[@andrewrogers2575]

I was literally just about to comment that. The next comment I read was this one. Well played

[@NK-et6rx]

Hey man what do heck why did you delete your Minecraft I liked it

[@inflatablemattress2]

@@NK-et6rx I didn't like it. What was good about it?

[@Ninjaaa911]

@@inflatablemattress2 the Ligma

[@londynhunter2469]

Friend: "What calms you before bed?" Me: *"It's complicated"*

[@blazingblackness4442]

From When I'm Reading This: I was just about to Like your comment, but the likes are at 69. I can't ruin that.

[@AYAAYA-kl7hk]

@@blazingblackness4442 someone else ruined it .. you can like the comment now 🚶‍♀️

[@NotAU]

69 is unfunny

[@lilscrilla5081]

YOUR STEVEN UNIVERSE PICTURE GOES WITH IT LOL! xD

[@idkwhatnicknametomake3787]

cumplicated

[@lowgrqvity]

It is suitable as a lullaby and ear relaxation. After I listened to this using a headset on full volume for a day, my ears are deaf and now I am insomniac. Thank you! ❤️

[@Galaxy-hx6ze]

Tonight, we go inside the CIA’s secret torture rooms.

[@justsomegirl3881]

😂😂😂

[@TheFox517]

This needs more likes.

[@princesssakuraasmrcat6825]

Lol

[@nethanielpewitt4565]

😂

[@TorrieHalz3]

Stay right there.

[@soup1626]

*I'm being beaten by a very aggressive Flynn Rider*

[@dr_doge2655]

Oml 💀

[@vilet-eyes8049]

😂😂

[@masonravae2433]

😭💀

[@hungrycharmy3876]

Oml 💀

[@earrent3705]

FL YYNN RIDER BABBSVSHHD THI JUST FUCKIGNF SENT ME

[@serene3461]

This man beat me with cauliflower, onion, stool, harmonica, and a banana. Creative. Respect.

[@arianac8524]

😭🤣

[@nyancat5359]

and a cat

[@Vanessa-lw3ol]

And his head

[@swapnaraje9661]

Also with a c a t

[@butter7790]

And a chair

[@Taystee]

watched this as a joke first and now it’s my favorite type of asmr

[@marisola4742]

i was dying when he offered to help and then started hitting me again 💀😂 thx for the 2.8k y’all should go follow my ig thooo @yak.marii_

[@rasmuslc]

Marisol Alvarez lol i was already dead

[@legg7132]

Top 10 anime betrayals

[@Viznitse]

Marisol Alvarez u can see him smiling also

[@mivuz]

You were *literally* dying

[@BryanRodriguez-ml1vd]

Marisol Alvarez funny shit

[@whatisupmyfellowamericans8808]

The reason why there's so many cuts is because he keeps breaking cameras and needs to replace them.

[@olytv8635]

😭 lmaoooo 💀💀

[@kyosui7271]

i hate how no ones talking about the transitions.

[@donowun]

My favorite is when he is about to sit on the camera but then the cat shows up

[@iatemycat5320]

@@donowun true

[@wolfeevi]

@Arktii 難 because they’re good ???

[@tingledinkle]

Then talk about it,don’t fucking accuse everyone just because you couldn’t find anyone to relate to.

[@alvinjunior5426]

@@tingledinkle Yo don't take it too seriously

[@Malayan-dude-69]

0:23 Cat: wtf am I supposed to do here?

[@Versaucey]

Only 23 seconds to the video 0:23 I already went unconscious, really went hard with the cat. Keep the great ASMR videos Jojas!

[@hawkscratch]

get out of my comment sections versaucey

[@barrythebee7363]

Versaucey who are you? And how do you always manage to get the top comments, and why do I always think you’re very famous?

[@bigdaddy2816]

Versaucey where do you keep coming from

[@eliseblom6872]

@@JinsKookieJams dude you're the one who commented on a comment 4 times in a row

[@hawkscratch]

@Jin Mr. Worldwide Handsome you get out of my comment section too

[@monicasathe5817]

0:45 Imagine his parents walking in and seeing him do this to his phone

[@kapi5091]

XDDDD CANT STOP LAUGHING

[@daina4849]

0:24

[@alexandrosg.1172]

0:50

[@bambibambi701]

Yeah his phone is nokia

[@zzzjitto]

"Nathan GET OFF YOUR PHONE RIGHT NOW"

[@mmeblaerlin5933]

this is the first asmr I ever completed all the way through without skipping and I'm crackin up "gonna patch u up now so u don't die"

[@mitaskeledzija6269]

😂

[@sip3947]

this, unironically helped me fall asleep, like fr it's more useful than a sleeping pill

[@ayylmaotv]

*The perfect ASMR video doesn't exi-*

[@uheartjas]

why are you verified lmao

[@adriatical9016]

how is this guy even verified?

[@uheartjas]

well- thanks for stealing my comment guys

[@ThePrimeLine]

mitzu shitzu LMAO

[@Ban-xq7tp]

Maybe in another universe?...

[@BonazaiGirl]

This was a very effective ASMR. I woke up soundly from my three week coma.

[@wanderingaround4175]

Lol

[@thenasiudk1337]

Lmao

[@annabell_lee]

Same best sleep I’ve ever gotten 😎

[@joelhoon1707]

That turned dark quickly

[@trousers8116]

_Update_ The camera is on the ER right now, bruises everywhere, he said that he's being abused.

[@LiLiKOiOiOi]

Aww, oh no.. I'm sending flowers to him

[@michaelbyrnes803]

"Sir! We need to know the depths of your mental injuries-" "he beat me with a hermonica and cat-"

[@joelhoon1707]

I want to send donations! How can I do that? I already donated a like!

[@katiemiller6594]

knees weak arms are heavy there’s vomit on his sweater already moms spaghetti

[@joelhoon1707]

@@katiemiller6594 by moms spaghetti you mean red food colouring

[@НастяМяу-х5д]

спасибо брайн, что показал мне такой чудесный асмр. я теперь спать просто без него не могу

[@irinabereznikova]

Ухахах я тоже от Макса, мото мото понравилось? 😂

[@НастяМяу-х5д]

ещë как, я получил ИСТИННОЕ НАСЛАЖДЕНИЕ. всë было просто шикарно

[@Ghost0fLuna528]

Finally, some ASMR that doesn’t make me cringe. This was very helpful. I have mild brain damage now, but this definitely made it easier to sleep. Thank you.

[@thewhompingwampa2671]

Keep watching and it'll be *SUPER EFFECTIVE* :D

[@downhere5413]

Hey pyrrha glad to see youre doing well. Oh wait...

[@shade8984]

*ⱧɆⱠⱠØ ₳₲₳ł₦*

[@memeaholic3857]

Negative Assassin Screaming Phyrrah would be proud

[@Conundroy]

Good night, sweet prince...

[@MessiahGray]

R.I.P. to whatever he used to Record this

[@youwerediagnosedwithcorona4430]

Messiah Gray a camera...

[@nuggboy1035]

Messiah Gray the first guy’s name matches up perfectly with your reply and it’s hilarious

[@Avvylonn]

Nugg Boy it’s almost as if that was the point in his name

[@nuggboy1035]

Dudgy I know right, weird

[@princesssakuraasmrcat6825]

😂😂😂

[@charo1554]

1:00 top 10 anime betrayals

[@matinm4092]

Nice

[@combinationcalligraphy4448]

oh god oh fuck oh god

[@Baulera02]

I lost my sides

[@christina9828]

LOL

[@juliancx]

muramuramuramuramuramuramuramura

[@theangelhearts8398]

Why this lowkey relaxing

[@Lasboyd]

this dude's camera probably has more cracks than a nude beach at this point

[@Nefare1781]

This comment feels like 2009

[@prettyfish6747]

I- where did you come from

[@passangdikisherpa3351]

I guess he has kept his camera inside transparent box ....

[@shortmate8528]

1000th like

[@ZAP0161]

Or a ghetto

[@obito8507]

this man deadass beat a camera for three minutes straight

[@Stoneman39488]

If it's your first time watching him you should subscribe mate.

[@0divide136]

rip his camera lol

[@sidneyfreytas9158]

800 likes noicce

[@jery-pl6ny]

Camera must be durable as fuck

[@azd25]

More than 3 minutes actually

[@prim16]

Don't let this distract you from the fact that a helpless camera had to be beaten ruthlessly to make this video.

[@aquartzy5418]

I was thinking that the entire time like... Is his camera okay??😂

[@blooberbearry8719]

That camera is probably his kid holding it or the camera is his son

[@prim16]

The worst part is that he filled his viewers with a false sense of hope at the end, "patching" up the beaten camera with scotch tape. Bet you didn't realize he put it over the camera's mouth...

[@sovietjams4647]

The comments of these videos are... 🤌👌 chefs kiss.

[@neonglitch1003]

2:31 *stops to play some good music* 2:46 *continues to beat viewer*

[@user-jg3yx8yu4l]

Unloveable Unbreakable both were very relaxing 10/10

[@madnesstube8909]

Its because he wants us to sleep well

[@aro6413]

Nah the real good music is at 3:15

[@lifewithdraco4896]

0:59 this is why I have trust issues.

[@catringggggg]

itzjustme joshi lol

[@mimip.427]

Lmao 😂

[@lesliebunny7519]

💀💀💀💀💀

[@vontae4258]

I’m the 1k like your welcome

[@JustArcher19]

Why?

[@nikkihartmann9788]

*This made me feel an emotion that doesn’t exist*

[@jamardns77]

😭😭😭😭😭😂😂

[@josjebosman8737]

Im dying

[@mariox7918]

And yet, you made a comment that has already been posted 10,000+ times 😉

[@Crmsn-qk2io]

@@mariox7918 someone who understands

[@wroomwroom9324]

Arousal is a very real emotional that exists

[@yageruoy8109]

I really like this one, I fall asleep really quickly. Reminds me of the good old times.

[@monkebrando6779]

POV: You’re the spider.

[@M4DAXXE]

@peachymimi oh gosh why

[@HamoTheUltimate]

@peachymimi not yay. Is fUUUUUCK

[@roborbiettinoisgone392]

@peachymimi it's not a YAYYY. It's a _cringe_

[@sidneyasiegbu]

@peachymimi Tik tok is for noob gays.

[@auggsauggie]

@peachymimi *AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!-*

[@oli3rr]

2:14 ok but I felt that more then anything

[@stardustlover8446]

Same

[@jayla8078]

Me too

[@ComeToRestASMR]

Yay! This is my favorite style with truly aggressive sounds. Subscribed! Thank you🙏☺️💗

[@RonuPlays]

This really helps me sleep, reminds me of my childhood

[@risingstars3478]

RonuPlays aw

[@robin929]

Um.... I hope that's a joke

[@nibbaballs9063]

@@robin929 R/whooosh r/iknowthisisntreddit

[@blueberry140]

Aww 😢

[@user-slayer]

Yeet we have same childhood

[@Negligente5]

POV: you’re the "i" in the Pixar logo

[@bloopanda3717]

underrated

[@Tmid.]

It must be getting alot of money getting beaten up like that.

[@i_dip_kids_into_ranch]

Bro this is actually underrated 😂

[@jamieoliver6383]

Ok saitama

[@_-.--.-..-.-_]

@Bearhugz lol

[@freshestpidgeon5178]

Are we gonna ignore the fact that he beat us up with a cat

[@myass1547]

I was looking for a comment like this

[@jauzaafaishalahmadpadmadis3846]

when? please i want to see it before i get unconscious

[@hayrqz]

Giorno be like

[@Forlorn_Overseer]

@@hayrqz Mob I see

[@sultryazian]

xd the cat is just damn confused

[@sfigrun4801]

Works like I charm, I heard this when it was first uploaded and just woke up

[@user-bv4tt8nd1u]

the fact this is appearing on everyone’s recommended now says something bout 2020

[@jibrijibri4548]

Lmfao

[@Shlankyman545]

I had this in recommendations like a year ago. I keep coming back because I can’t ignore this art.

[@shinyyy3894]

Yt has been recommending me this for like months i think

[@aaliyahetc.6687]

i searched it

[@vminisfuckingreal998]

yea

[@chibiorichan]

You've caused serious brain damage. I'm pressing charges.

[@downfromthereeefters]

You already had it

[@njmarino8814]

666th like 👹

[@thewifeofbigbang671]

@@downfromthereeefters you know it's a joke?

[@D3enjoyer]

@@thewifeofbigbang671 nigga stfu the guy you replied to obviously made a joke

[@dieanne7471]

Plot twist: he's actually a psycho re-enacting his murders.

[@yulisamanfrom6]

OMG! I KNEW THE BANANA WAS THE REAL WEAPON!

[@exmandrew8873]

So he killed someone by having his cat throw it back on them.....impressive

[@Zara-tj6so]

Sadist-

[@eieiojklf712]

I read this right at the part where he started hitting the camera with a banana.

[@anyastar8]

😱

[@-cheese-119]

No bc why did this actually help me sleep once 💀

[@louiekazooie3771]

Me: Slaps brother lightly. How he tells it to Mom:

[@diobrando7809]

This is very underrated

[@govenormayor87]

And very true!

[@givemeyourburrito]

Yee

[@etherheaded]

Good one

[@salvatore.4588]

I love how everyone is agreeing here😩

[@catireel]

camera: *"Why are we still here, just to suffer.."*

[@ЯШляпа-ы4з]

"Everynight...i can't fell my leg...and my arm"

[@ikimono7382]

@sad content .-. OMG 🤣

[@nugget7058]

*LITERALLY*

[@mannyperez2021]

"IfErG" xndkeisirkdkdoejwxhdjeuwuxncnrnejxxyhwwhsidododmeneoxkskq

[@creeperlordmotions5337]

Imagine trying to knock someone uncosious by setting a cat on them

[@biggiecheethe]

CreeperLord Motions people with cat allergies:

[@sock3963]

I mean, if the cat could make someone unconscious via blood loss if it hit the right veins and was strong enough!

[@skyisherelol3492]

I'm deathly allergic to cats so that would do the job well

[@heidihuff89]

XD

[@BearSobBing]

Imagine hitting someone with a banana

[@rockyrocky3007]

That’s such a good quiet asmr video

[@otakumagic101]

1:00 *_Top 10 Anime Betrayals_*

[@extremegamerhawk5352]

Jesus pretending I can go to heaven

[@jesuschrist2143]

@@extremegamerhawk5352 that is absolutely correct ;)

[@chill_savage_-8063]

666th like

[@deerdragon9182]

It's fucking Dio

[@Shey_08]

@@deerdragon9182 I see, you are man of Passione.a

[@lukecez898]

This isn’t your average every day asmr, this is advanced asmr

[@skeeterpeter5337]

Spongebob?

[@memeperfectt]

@@skeeterpeter5337 yup

[@RandomVideoCollectionRVC]

Aha?

[@kavijackson868]

😂😂😂😂

[@whispersoft]

Why did this give me Tingles? Should I seek counseling?!

[@magamercado6647]

Maybe for the sounds

[@thedestroyer2052]

Yes you really should

[@watsy5849]

Please do

[@greymote9794]

Personal attention.

[@palaz_z]

lmfao

[@tiredowl5244]

Honestly, I don’t know how I got to sleep with out this, it knocks me out.

[@toiletpaper6108]

I like how he GENTLY used his cat 👍

[@amorislsk]

Same 👍

[@anonymoose6715]

Were

[@toiletpaper6108]

anonymoose ?

[@MonsieurBig]

@@anonymoose6715 0:23

[@kunikuzuzhi]

Kamakura kamakura yass queen

[@chloebee8273]

Bob ross' brush when he beats the devil out of it

[@misslilmeow_meow]

THIS MADE ME UGLY LAUGH

[@stephwishesyouwerehere]

THIS COMMENT IS UNDERRATED

[@padgettfam1133]

HAHAHAHAHHA

[@marseatheadrest]

BEST

[@JonathanPerez-ri1dt]

Yaaaaaaaaaaasss

[@creedbratton9025]

"How to punish kids?" Google: ground them Bing:

[@lostar781]

😂😂

[@noisyguest5249]

1:02

[@demdem7946]

i guess that's why my dad uses bing instead of chrome!

[@Trademarked26]

One of the only comments to make me laugh

[@sansabsoluteqirex]

So Bing is finally right

[@centabosss]

Man this protective glasses are something

[@thatsrighteous4078]

0:45 AN IRONING BOARD IM CRYING

[@trisarahtops5845]

The sksk ruined the comment for me. Still liking though

[@xitzmifix9296]

Ik i died too xD

[@thatsrighteous4078]

Ana lol I know I was waiting on someone saying something!

[@thatsrighteous4078]

Trisarahtops aww sorry lol

[@thatsrighteous4078]

X{•ItzHailey•}X it was so unexpected it really got me😂

[@gracenern4280]

Therapy: 240 dollars ASMR I beat u til ur unconscious: 0 Dollars

[@queenvic83]

😂😂😂

[@austintrujillo8029]

Life hacks

[@seraphcopyright5292]

Grace Nern only if someone else is paying the WiFi for you

[@starsallaround]

it’s free real estate

[@yesyeth8367]

Seraph Copyright u just ruined the joke.

[@sejal_xe1630]

FunFact : He is actually beating a real person.

[@BulletZoid]

Because he is beating himself?

[@drvxnkz7037]

LMFAO

[@scyiio]

I dont think it's a 'fun' fact 👀

[@izzie8678]

@@scyiio no, it’s very fun

[@iainesivelafeonalanting668]

@@izzie8678 VERY FUN INDEED

[@Calem-j3s]

NOW THIS IS REAL ASMR

[@Stephanie-ks2on]

The mailman with your package be like:

[@SignedWhatever]

The people at the airport handling the luggage be like

[@BremakiDoodles]

I laughed so loud

[@diorisreallycool]

i wanted to test her anger level (999 to 1k lol)

[@Forlorn_Overseer]

@@spacecadet_01 Bro facts that shit be scary when she starts yelling at you too

[@Churchberger315]

Friends:so how'd you sleep Me:I was beat with a bag of lettuce to be knocked unconscious. Friends:oh

[@JustYourAverageGirl2002]

*When you're into that kinky shit*

[@MrclFlrs]

This was my childhood thank you for bringing me my nostalgic memories

[@staystrongjoseph]

So dark man

[@cruelsummer3021]

SIS WENSNSNAKSK

[@MrclFlrs]

I miss my abusive step father.

[@bethanywood7429]

Same here

[@farah7432]

Same

[@Y54F]

So many people copied his idea but I still find myself coming back to this. You can’t beat it

[@ShaTziLoft]

I need a relationship as strong as that camera

[@cathlmf4915]

I died lol

[@everybodydotheflopxd]

Get an Android nibba

[@sophiafrytv7893]

😂😂

[@svtfoe4ever903]

😁😂

[@joegastly6166]

A relationship where I get beat unconscious at bed time... sign me up!

[@jasmine_ism]

Him : *beating the camera with everything possible* KZbin subtitle : [Music]

[@yomamassidechick]

Mom: Soo, what kind of music are you listening to? Me: Well, it's complicated...

[@jasmine_ism]

@@yomamassidechick lmaooo

[@nanditaskitchen5640]

Ah yes. Music to my ears

[@techsupport8997]

That’s my jam.

[@butterflycipher_7540]

Deaf people: 💃💃💃

[@user-qw6me8dp4w]

Foo: *exists* The foo fighters:

[@matthewmorel3758]

Backbreakers when they see a back:

[@lecarbonator]

Street Fighters when they see a street:

[@GeoffGeoffereyMcGeofferson]

Police when they see black people

[@CL-io9xi]

@@GeoffGeoffereyMcGeofferson bruh

[@arson8510]

Sndy werdnA im dead

[@Random_Videos_Butter]

Truly a work of art