ASMR Unboxing a military ration Part 1

Hello,
In general when I manage to come up with a new idea for an asmr video I'm never completely sure whether it is good or not, but this time I knew beforehand that it is gonna be a treat. Few weeks ago when I was browsing youtube videos I stumbled across a channel fully devoted to presenting military rations from around the world. Not only it was interesting to watch but also very pleasant to listen to, and here I mean all of the nice crinkle sounds made by thick waterproof and insulating packages.
I thought to myself: Crinkle bags, an opportunity to make a variety of food preparation noises, quite interesting to watch... well it looks like I need a military ration. I ordered the Polish one as it was the easiest accessible for me.
What I like the most about this idea it is that it allowed me to incorporate so many different sounds that I had to split the video into two parts. In the first one I will open the military ration and show you in detail what's inside. The second part I'll focus on preparing some instant food and using a flameless ration heater which turned out to make some excellent sounds. The second part will be uploaded wihin the next couple of days.
I hope it will help you to relax.
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[@_4lec]

Lol, I just imagined someone who doesn't know what ASMR is watching this video legitimately interested in the unboxing just screaming at his computer "WHAT THE HELL IS TAKING HIM SO LONG?"

[@ArcosOfBlack]

And they mistake ASMR for the guys name, and are like "Ugh, this asmr guy is so annoying, I just want to see what's inside for gods sake!"

[@Frostbiter77]

My sentiments exactly.

[@TheEzemikedirnt]

just eat the damn orangeee!!!!

[@jennypyatte7598]

"COME ON MAN ITS BEEN 5 MIN AND ALL YOU'VE DONE IS OPEN IT AND JIGGLE THE WATER PACKET"

[@asphyxiaa]

EAT THE GOD DAMN FOOD ALRIGHT?

[@jett3048]

I've had some of these from when my dad was in the national guard he brought some home and I tried the meal and it was actually better than what I get at school

[@timothymcswaggins7859]

6:50 #mannequinchallenge

[@maggieplaza8661]

Timothy Mcswaggins Lmfaoo right he stood so still 😂😂😂 I thought the video paused 😂😂

[@flyingfranky]

💀

[@yaboywallace3358]

Damn I remember that

[@Zacky51188]

Autonomous sensory meridian response. This deals with the tingly effects from the crinkly sounds. It's a video to unwind not a procedural video of unboxing. ASMR is a genre in itself. The sounds are relaxing.

[@andrewcryan1]

Mate, I think your platoon left around 20 mins ago.

[@mango_vv]

plz another unpacking asmr... i really luv vinyl sounds. it makes me so relax!

[@grape4449]

The part where the person shows us the rapper is so uneccesary lol

[@Nincubura]

canadian ration packs r the best lol

[@mrang5502]

Still the best vid you have ever done, any plans for an encore??

[@kevinituarte9628]

how did i get from listening to dupstep to this???

[@whatarethat4876]

Kevin Ituarte there are some nice drops in this though. The beat is a a little off that my only problem

[@kevinituarte9628]

Zombie1934 funny

[@pigsrock93]

I thought the candy wrapper said "Dick!" instead of "Dicki"

[@yonyyony933]

Por fin encontré a los de mi especie :p :3

[@aaronrodriguez8360]

Imagine being a soldier and one of your partners starts doing this

[@fellix7531]

Lol

[@prussianeagle1941]

Honestly I'm just trying to figure out where the heck he got this MRE. Because "Wojskowa" was a secret military police force from Poland. So... I'm guessing hes Polish? And when I look up Wojskowa MRE's it comes up with a website that has mre's that look nothing like this?!?! WTF

[@maikelsauceda8175]

Jared Boike Maybe he’s secretly a soldier on a special force or something lol jk

[@griz6067]

Jared Boike if you look on the water bag it says water bag in French so it’s probably French!

[@prussianeagle1941]

@@griz6067 Ah, nice find.

[@hubertnordvall5837]

I think youtube should realize that ASMR videos are a huge part of this site and there's an entire community dedicated to it. That being said, NOT HAVING(LOUD) ADS EXPLODE IN MY EARS WOULD BE NICE.

[@Laggex_]

I know that feeling ;-; but sadly he has to make money somehow

[@scrogg8573]

Mr. Pigeon is right 😒

[@deargod2146]

Hubert Nordvall just tryna help there is an app called youtube ++ where you can watch yt videos ad free it is what i use 👍

[@thomasmacdonough288]

I get freaking lenny Kravitz daughter doing asmr while watching a video about firearms but I get a firearms ad on an asmr video. Either way my eardrums get blown out.

[@polarispulsar]

Ahh yes the art of not going deaf

[@Briggs13ful]

Man the microphones these asmr people use can pick up a fly farting

[@salazar8710]

liam briggs 😂

[@datamasked623]

Condenser microphones.

[@CholokMauser]

@@datamasked623 they can even pick up a fly thinking about farting

[@tubbeyt]

@@CholokMauser they can even pick up a fly

[@deargod2146]

liam briggs could they pick up a girl screaming in the basement? This is a joke. Chill

[@ducktail4068]

still better than school lunches

[@superkalwonderk9733]

Everything is better than school lunches

[@gabychuels2955]

ACTUALLY these are delicious I tried it once and ate 2 by accident

[@leiaorgana_]

A guy at my school would literally bring these as his lunch

[@vvv_rat]

@@superkalwonderk9733 even dog shit

[@chlonald]

@@leiaorgana_ That's luxury food

[@XDak0]

One day this guy is going to go all HowtoBasic on us

[@x0Livers]

So strange that I was thinking the same thing lol

[@sideyeing]

R.I.P. My ears if that happens.

[@-TBH-]

April fool video? Oh yes, please!

[@timoman6]

Egg smashing asmr

[@asphyxiaa]

+SSJ3 Timo YAS

[@GMSjk777]

You forgot the gunfire and chaos in the background.

[@whw710]

Spooky Business you forgot th- Well hey you are kinda right

[@AC-ck2bd]

There isn’t always gunfire and chaos, my dad is in the air force and they just get sent to like Guam and sometimes even places in America. But I do feel like light and quiet gun shots and bomb sounds would actually sound satisfying for some reason

[@deargod2146]

A C i think it was a joke 😂

[@aka999sar]

@@deargod2146 Do you know the way bro?

[@deargod2146]

Dark-Dev of coarse who doesnt my guy

[@tragictrain404]

Just imagine being in the military and having some fellow soldier who opens his ration like this every time

[@pulsare.m.6719]

I would not like that guy.

[@ilyasmourad9843]

LMAOOOO

[@stormyyrae6079]

id finish my food and eat theirs

[@thehermionegrangerr]

@@pulsare.m.6719 I would, actually that would be me-

[@trunki006]

Xyzedd

[@WIGEEMAN99]

14:15 I can almost hear him thinking "WTF is this?" I literally can't stop laughing at the pause he makes when he pulls it out of the bag!

[@Joshua-ii4ut]

Gravelord Nito xD

[@bggaming8906]

When I first saw it I thought it was cheese

[@juancarlosgonzalez5099]

Jaja lo más gracioso es que lame la toalla pensando que era comestible 😂😂😂

[@thelittleredhairedgirlfrom6527]

I thought it was a packet of lemonade mix

[@bbbb-wp1vp]

Polish people take care about hygiene very well XDDD

[@meriandowexi257]

it is so extremely cute that they put candy inside

[@123doorgiveaway5]

The candy has laxatives in it i believe

[@Validkc]

1⃣2⃣3⃣door giveaway i guess the candy is really "crappy" 😂🔫

[@Validkc]

Stormclaw Sero sorry, i'm done now

[@meowmers3259]

RSGAMING Is laxitives for uhhhh wellllllll............... Pooping..? I recommend not reading the next part... I was pooping while reading your comment...

[@svinnie4185]

what do u mean laxatives ruins the fun dont be a party pooper....

[@bribri6563]

instructions: "add water from unknown source" I lol'd at that

[@leoharker734]

Lol

[@ktmyamaha01]

American MREs have a food heater inside(rarely gets used) that says "lean against a rock, or something."

[@DarkwingD]

+kymyamaha01 Who doesn't use their heater? That shitty pork rib is even more shitty when cold.

[@darieirad]

Add your piss to it

[@ktmyamaha01]

+Linky-poo I never had time in the field. also, I was always starving and didnt care

[@grscdc490]

Remember back in elementary school during lunch when you’d get like a ketchup or mustard packet? Bro imagine getting a water packet.

[@wonderstreet8325]

I don't get the ketchup or mustard or any sauce at school because I hate every sauce except for barbecue sauce and 1 more that I don't know the name of. Sorry if I'm already annoying people or something 😅

[@ASMRSURGE]

Please click the thumbs up button if you want to see the second part - 23:51

[@ResidentNotEvil5]

good asmr

[@Adamantios]

Done (Y)

[@saraahlovve5536]

Please do another carpet scratching video! I've been searching for a video of dry scratching with hands and a brush and then wet the carpet and soap it up and scratch and brush that! That would be so heavenly if you can! Awesome video 😊

[@SkyBlue-vj1xo]

+SaraahLovve omg yass

[@malushky6569]

Are you gonna make a review when its all cook :3 ( i know that that goes against your no talking thing but it would be cool, btw great vids and they make me calm down when im annoyed)

[@neoqueto]

If he's not going to tap his fingers on Suchary Specjalne... I swear to god...

[@wodnyrak]

neoqueto I speak Polish and this sounds absurdly funny XD

[@jachu290]

wodnyrak pozdrawiam Polaków którzy to oglądają :)

[@fleshlips]

I love suchary specjalne they are so tasty

[@jaegeroo]

Lloyd Alister Callihan читается как сухари спец’яльне

[@Squarismo]

@@jachu290 Nawzajem hehe

[@Kn1cknackz0]

Omg when you sniffed the wet wipes xD Does it smell nice?

[@ASMRSURGE]

Very nice and refreshing. When I wiped my hands it felt like they are completely sterile and nicely cooled. It was very pleasant.

[@sparks6477]

+Asmrsurge hey so my and my freinds are haveing a camp out and want to buy these I'm not sure where to get them and the ones I find are not cheep. any ideas

[@La_Pucelle_dOrleans]

+ethan timothy US rations are the cheapest

[@sparks6477]

SS Oberscharführer I can't find them thi

[@nathansmith4423]

+ethan timothy You have to go to a surplus store. Otherwise the internet military stores might have them.

[@ASMRDreamss]

This is one of the best crinkly videos, ever! Like ever ever! ♥

[@SOLWK]

A familiar face

[@stealthpilot86gaming29]

hi person who might see this have a great day😀

[@wordscannotdescribemypain829]

StealthPilot86gaming thank you, kind person! you too have a nice day :)

[@Mirage4000]

StealthPilot86gaming Thank you god bless you💕

[@pumpkinmomma155]

Aww, you have a great day too, sugar!

[@Anatery]

Thanks

[@nitroxdriverfrance7598]

Have a nice day to, even if 2 years have pass

[@Validkc]

I usually like asmr to be loud. One problem. An ad popped up before the vid. #EARAPE

[@ocean6825]

RSGAMING same

[@jacob9602]

*_I WANNA PLAY GAME OF WAR BUT THIS ONE PLAYER KEEPS KICKING MY ASS_*

[@Gorilla_Chaos]

jake2003 *IS IT THE LEGEND27*

[@insertnamehere5106]

Ryan Sheldon rip

[@PotatoKing27]

You just said Ear Ape or EA Rape

[@grenmoyo3968]

polish ration. "nice."

[@notpex989]

no, it's polish...

[@battledriver123]

Gren Moyo niice

[@Laggex_]

Jakub Brunovsky You can literally read it in description that this package is Polish

[@sriracharamen9283]

Gren Moyo lets get this out onto a tray

[@grenmoyo3968]

sriracha ramen This guy knows whats up!

[@iconoryan]

I could make a comment about how this came right as I was going to bed, but I won't. My sleeping schedule is fucked.

[@matthewmorales1263]

Me too

[@tamagomango]

Lmfao same it's 5 am here

[@Alex-pe2wr]

Usually I go to bed around 11 but lately I can't fall asleep until 5 AM....

[@haywire7130]

im like nocturnal now mines gotten really bad i wake up right before 7 p.m.

[@SardineCanSuccess]

+Rico Suave Most days I work until 7am but last night I got a break so I was out lmao.

[@TimoKanal]

Amazing how much stuff is in there.

[@jordanl5064]

Aren't you easily surprised

[@greentiger2156]

aren't you all surprised?

[@bellaaneke]

🤗SURPRISE!!

[@Ask571986]

I hate surprises.

[@greentiger2156]

+Ask571986 god dammit you love surprises and you know it 😭

[@thecowboycultist3174]

I utterly love that you were still opening the bag at 3:00 minutes That shows real patience my man.

[@bean_eater1209]

Other soldier in the food hall: what the hell are you doing, private Surge?

[@xheemena4198]

Omg I feel nasty because I literally thought the Carbonex was a condom 😩😶 shame on me

[@jeremiahdude326]

Yes indeed, shame on you

[@ArcosOfBlack]

After seeing it, I can understand the mistake.

[@DavidCornejo98]

jajajaja

[@poteto3860]

oh hey, fellow kpopper ^^

[@Sophie-cj4fm]

Omg same

[@fra2re419]

make asmr, not war

[@nasion420]

0:01 Oh, It's from my country!

[@quietus3661]

Same ;)

[@nasion420]

@@quietus3661 nice

[@krakersik2911]

Tak samo jak kanał. Też z Polski :)

[@16willia44]

When I saw this in recommendation the title was too long so it said unboxing a military rat I mean, I’m down for that

[@frankgarcia3310]

Honestly this is my favorite because most people do asmr with just fooling around. I love this because it's asmr with a purpose. You're doing something, so please make more of these, it's hard to take your eyes off the screen

[@tj1990]

how do you unbox a bag? more like an unbagging.

[@beadyb.1781]

tj1990 Don't worry about it.

[@King_Bear]

tj1990 why you bothered by minuscule details?

[@misterbert9246]

Good question...

[@low5738]

Death By IB he may not be bothered, jusg curious

[@OracleASMR]

Who's here in 2019?

[@Brunette_2005]

me

[@jochumm6099]

Not me tho.

[@BigJuliusCaesar]

Im 'hic autem clamor et strepitus humani dolore, quia iam non solvit mihi evadere ibi dignitas is. I'm here because the noise of crying and human agony no longer relaxes me, escaping from there down was worth it.

[@ahhcati2136]

Jo

[@箱みかん-w6x]

me

[@gobingg]

12:07 read my mind lol

[@fellix7531]

Wut?

[@larko2717]

@@fellix7531 to move the packet, so it was lined up and even.

[@fellix7531]

@@larko2717 ohhh thanks lol now i see tnx

[@crisvalerio3063]

ASMR A Simple Military Ration

[@YEPJackMas]

O my god that's funny and a good joke

[@sanson426]

Vivat Polonia!!! ❤ I am Polish, and I am kind of pround that Polish food ration was opened here, on one of my favorite chanels.

[@poopmanJ]

in GENERAL, this video was great. see what i did there

[@ThelagKingStrikes]

judging by your lack of replies you've made a major mistake and should keep this kind of humor private. ;p

[@poopmanJ]

no

[@uydfi35]

+hi friend I liked it!

[@nodes.mp3]

L

[@poopmanJ]

shut the fuck up cristian

[@awgetapes8691]

9:17 when you thought he just pulled out a condom from a military ration

[@deathbringer676]

Was anybody else waiting for him to put it out on a tray?

[@Ludkeh]

deathbringer676 Nice!

[@battledriver123]

Ludke niiiice

[@braydenmcslouch]

Nice hiss!

[@HardcoreHalo]

Yessssss😆😆😆😂😂😂

[@adreana305]

I bet he has has really soft hands..

[@larko2717]

Why do you think that??

[@bluntfishtrauma]

@@larko2717 because he's yoshikage kira, he is 33 years old and he lives in the northeast section of morioh, where all the villas are, and he is not married. he works as an employee for the kame yu department stores, and gets home by 8:00 PM at the latest. he doesn't smoke, but he occasionally drinks. he's in bed by 11:00 PM, and he makes sure he gets at least 8 hours of sleep, no matter what. after having a warm glass of milk and doing about 20 minutes of stretching, he usually has no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, he wakes up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. he was told there were no issues at his last check-up. I'm trying to explain that he's a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. he takes care not to trouble himself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause him to lose sleep at night. that is how he deals with society, and he knows that is what brings him happiness. although, if he were to fight he wouldn't lose to anyone.

[@aryyancarman705]

@@bluntfishtrauma hehe

[@sevakvirk2397]

@@bluntfishtrauma I would give a thumbs up to your comment, but killer queen had already touched the like button

[@citlalivillegas9298]

This bag is like Dora's the explorers backpack 😂😂it has everything and it fit a lot

[@corviknightor]

Or Milo Murphy

[@bubbaoniichan9213]

Who knew what was inside of a Military ration bag was more bags! 😱

[@andusz5518]

Bubbaoniichan i mean.. ofcourse a Slavic bag would just have smaller bags in it

[@AC-ck2bd]

I did. Did you expect them to just throw some gum with unwrapped candies and chemical wipes in there all in one? That could poison somebody.

[@patrickstar3593]

@@AC-ck2bd Yeah!

[@zehra-ns3nn]

Putting ads in the middle of the ASMR

[@leecloth8460]

Death penalty, i just woke up because of this😂

[@zehra-ns3nn]

@@leecloth8460 Extremely frustrating 😂

[@LinkuGames]

10:15 2 Months Remaining!

[@TatsukiHashida]

17:14 I asked my self "is that a condom?"

[@nicolechapman1267]

Hashida Tackey relatable

[@Paganvs14]

No, it’s kawa rozpuszczalna. :)j

[@DrummerGrrrl]

It's a beverage powder.

[@Klop909]

The second I clicked on that timestamp a fucking fps ad came on. Rip my ears.

[@MoarCargoNG]

Some thoughts I had while this was being opened. Let's get this out onto a tray! NICE! Nice Hiss MMkay We're gonna be starting the day off right! Take that Key off, lift that tab. *Glass clinking sounds*

[@SiraGemTenshi]

wow, I opened KZbin and this was the first video recommended to me. I'm not even subscribed but I guess it has appeared because I've seen some of your videos lol...

[@yeet-ll4sp]

sub to him

[@yeet-ll4sp]

Papa Bless depends

[@rainiyt5297]

+Seductive Introverted 14 Year Old 'seductive' and '14 year old' in the same sentence? i dont think so.

[@Redheisenberg]

Sub to him

[@YungOstrich]

+Seductive Introverted 14 Year Old What does it depend on? ;)

[@ppiness1940]

It's like Ashens but without Ashen, a couch, and that.

[@ppiness1940]

tat***

[@sleepyboy9852]

In this case you could even say it's Rashens ;)

[@ppiness1940]

Sleepy Boy badum tish

[@CoolSkeleton-gb6ox]

FoxTrot *ding* *ding* *ding* *ding* *ding* *ding* Hello!

[@svovy5358]

or the silver skull...

[@trumpfieri7345]

Great video! I love watching Steve's ration unboxing videos, this is like an upgrade!

[@Thedeathdump]

Same I thought this was one of his videos when I first saw it haha

[@tundra6491]

OMG ERIC FLORES!! YOU WERE THE GUY THAT SAID NICK BEAN LOOKED LIKE A BLACK MAN THAT CHEWED ON HIS NOSE OMG U R MY PAPA

[@Thedeathdump]

+shaman mnyambo lol yea 😂😂

[@tundra6491]

+Eric Flores lol bro u r the greatest

[@jedediahoakwynn-dough5769]

+Eric Flores YO MAN WTF IS WRONG WITH U?!?

[@krystaldawes5233]

WOW, the crinkliness of this bag is beyond perfect... this is the best trigger from a crinkle I have ever experienced!! All of the other sounds also relax me. So, this just may be one of my new favorite videos to watch. ^_^ You are awesome!!! Thanks for helping people relax and sleep with your talent!

[@eduardosppjedi]

Its a polish ration pack?

[@15dusia15]

yes

[@pumpkinspicecat650]

Yes

[@asunayuuki1705]

That was good. There was more in it than i was expecting.

[@rainiyt5297]

this is only part one

[@tabsinabox]

+Raini YT yes, but all the contents of the bag have been displayed in the first part. That's what OP was talking about

[@andusz5518]

Asuna Yuuki said by literally all of my exes

[@sniperniko]

Mre from my country Poland at first noice 12:00 fun fact:same honey and jam we got in hospital shops

[@sniperniko]

Thats polish MRE

[@samw3250]

Help, its 3:10 and im stuck watching asmr videos hoping i will falll in sleep😫

[@evanhomison2213]

3:01 for me

[@SGTToker420]

+Evan Homison 5 in the morning

[@aloysiusdevadanderabercrombie8]

00:25 here, hoping to get more than a few hours of sleep. I fell asleep at 20:00 the other day, and remembered how amazing a good nights sleep was. Too bad my schedule doesn't allow that very often.

[@GraceGraceGraceGraceGrace]

Catbug He's polish

[@alanguerrero9433]

I feel ur pain brudda I went through it you will eventually go to sleep though

[@Scribblescrabbly]

Your mic quality is one of the best in ASMR.

[@aplatinumorange5112]

Me at 9:38 *Looks down* "Wtf is that like a condom?"

[@bradtheimpaler8807]

in the military you have to be prepared for anything

[@Nincubura]

APlatinumOrange ikr

[@Hypergen-]

APlatinumOrange my exact thought when i saw that.

[@thigis6054]

APlatinumOrange. ㄥ匕 工Ｓ 丹 Ｓㄗ口尺匕 匚口れ刀口爪 ಠ_ಠ

[@pameandrade7722]

APlatinumOrange Are pills. xd

[@ЛианаРечебакиева-и2ж]

Блин, русские то хоть есть?!))

[@420kuba9]

Лиана Речебакиева полские

[@ВасяПупкин-у7л4ъ]

Лиана Речебакиева есть, но мы не даём о себе знать

[@доля-х1ц]

Столько раз искала русские комментарии, и вот оно! Чудо произошло! Впервые нашла русский комментарий

[@SMILINGROADKILL]

Me: sleeps to this while my headphones are all the way up and forgetting i have autoplay on Stamper from hunnicast: *_MY BIG TOE HURTS_*

[@Flameysaur]

beautiful hands, well kept too. like they're made for asmr

[@pumpkinspicecat650]

Randomly replying to an old comment beacuse yes

[@Flameysaur]

@@pumpkinspicecat650 i still stand by my comment

[@tobyyxstarr]

@@Flameysaur pretty impressive

[@DonkeyyVal]

I don't think WW2 soldiers had 24 minutes to open their lunch, considering they're constantly under fire.

[@matura93]

1. You’re not 24/7 under fire and 2. That’s an modern day Polish MRE.

[@ilseawesomeness9828]

@Mateusz Sieminski someone's a bit grumpy. Calm down mate. Sit down, have some tea, watch something fun and relax.

[@matura93]

Mateusz Sieminski actually it wasn’t, but ok

[@SeafoamKitten]

Omg I love food ration videos and I love asmr. Perfect ^_^ Subbed!

[@whatcolorisdeath1266]

Is that from Poland ?

[@7Julia7]

Yes

[@박범수-f9s]

I guess america

[@RealArtVandelay]

Am I the only one who prefers and has a more genuine reaction to ASMR when its actually unintentionnal ??

[@AstralASMRVids]

Well I've watched plenty of ASMR unboxing videos but I can certainly say I've never seen military rations unboxed in an ASMR video before. This was really interesting and I look forward to seeing part two and seeing how some of the food is prepared.

[@eemelivoutilainen3336]

I'm gonna stay up for the whole video! Falls asleep after 5 minutes.

[@pumpkinspicecat650]

Randomly replying to an old comment beacuse yes

[@nopone607]

@@pumpkinspicecat650 lmao

[@isilekn21]

Pls do more.

[@o_bvi5312]

The sounds r better than my grades. And my future.

[@sf8262]

Wow. They must be really good then.

[@patrickstar3593]

@@sf8262 r/whoooosh

[@hpatdh077]

I hadn't had asmr like this for a long time! The first part before opening the bag was wonderful.

[@ViviCaligo]

I should not watch these right after getting up but they're just too good not to.

[@taraphylence4369]

same OMG yes

[@hatemsaad3421]

ikr

[@xRobinBoyWonderX]

I'm doing the same thing right now XD

[@okluminous566]

I'm watching it in the morning too 😹

[@alexthompson45]

same

[@jeremiahdude326]

Now THIS is how you fuck the enemies. You just whip out the military MRE's and you give them tingles.

[@keke6254]

doesn't that carbonex look like condoms?

[@jordanl5064]

If you think so I guess

[@395leandro]

+Jake Woodbury All of your comments on this video are really obnoxious. You seem to be an annoying lonely person.

[@dmitry6479]

Good to know i din't was the single

[@uncensoredaye]

No

[@mirainikki6665]

It's not a condom, fucking idiots

[@ChristinaMagma]

10:18 Hello Future of Feburary 2019!

[@pati5131]

Hello it's April

[@ardilla4033]

I'm late what'd I miss

[@maybutnotaunt]

it’s october already 😭

[@DivineTerrors]

Hello it's February 2020

[@jadastringer2561]

Allow me to one up the previous comment by mentioning that I'm here in March 2020

[@jkdonnie23]

opening scene: ... Me: Oh damn this gonna be good!

[@savagemeowmeow8680]

I love that they give a decent amount of everything ☺

[@purplecarrot2448]

anyone else think his hands are cute? :3

[@DefconFG]

+Kevin McMuffin lmao

[@something6510]

+Kevin McMuffin that went somewhere else REAL quick lol

[@purplecarrot2448]

+Kevin McMuffin That escalated quickly. But no, I don't.

[@Em-sg1jn]

+Kevin McMuffin 0 to 100 real quick

[@xFlared]

We need some ASMR statistics. I am sure that 2/3 of viewers are perverted males with fetishes and sex addictions.

[@saraahlovve5536]

You should totally do another carpet scratching video! I've been searching for a video of dry scratching with hands and a brush and then wet the carpet and soap it up and scratch and brush that! That would be so heavenly if you can!

[@Daniela-oz8og]

As Patrick Stump would said, this is more than I bargained for

[@call_me_rhee6866]

Suga ́s 3 dollars chain ur user name 😂😂

[@mangargad]

Suga ́s 3 dollars chain Hi there random ARMY

[@ladyturnip]

Clear bag be like: 😐

[@chroniquesindependantes2038]

Meticulously unpacking is my forever favorite. Anything slow and meticulous will give me the absolute best tingles. One time we had a lady that was cleaning our desks at the office, and as she was doing her job in the most delicate way, I was staring at her movements in awe.

[@CritRogue]

The sounds starting at 12:00 with the little can were soooo great

[@Adamantios]

Perfect video. Love it. Warm regards from Lima, Peru.

[@cuyes1223]

Asmr en Peru :O

[@Adamantios]

+Jesus Neyra Saludos " )

[@cuyes1223]

+Adamantios :D

[@yamemoriequisde6975]

+Jesus Neyra saludos

[@grenmoyo3968]

Adamantios is that where lima beans come from?

[@warangel4516]

Polish military ration :D I liked it :D

[@realastrohere]

Hello, dear ASMRSurge, it has come to my attention, that fellow ASMR KZbinr, @HarryASMR has stolen the Content from your Video. Do you have an agreement or something like that, so that he can post your Video? If not, I would recommend reporting him to the KZbin Team. I hope you had a great day and I am sorry for bothering.

[@memelord705]

Don't apologize because that person is linking their PayPal in the description as a donation so it's much more than just uploading content it's taking people's money who probably don't know the original creator and needs to be stopped.

[@Leonel1221f]

HarryASMR stopped uploading videos a month ago because of haters

[@CapnForever604]

At first I thought maybe some kind of off Russian mre but then I saw "mleko" and weirdly enough I know the word "milk" in several different languages and that's polish I believe.

[@frederikrhode7638]

CapnForever604 it is

[@AOEclipse]

CapnForever604 it's in the description you dunce.

[@CapnForever604]

LanternVG so it is sir, so it is.

[@aajj7478]

I still don't get why people thought that Carbonex Energy Drop was a condom. Why would soldiers wanna make out during a war?

[@grav3-jpeg]

Wait a second, condom for making out? Also love the profile picture

[@polarispulsar]

They comment it For shits and giggles

[@sar4h26]

Love this!! You're so innovative and creative, its admirable!! :)

[@kaylamckinney7609]

When he pulled out the CARBONEX thing at 9:13, I thought it was a condom! XD

[@Bentaiisart]

Alfa Fox Same,XD

[@ソーダ割り人形]

Alfa Fox lol😱😱😱😱😱

[@jonaskonrad]

Alfa Fox thats some fancy condom packaging...

[@nasion420]

I've ate all of these things which it contains. You Can just buy Them at any shop in Poland.

[@hartraton7542]

Ow ! Il y a du français sur certains paquets ! C'est carrément cool de retrouver la bonne vieille France 🇫🇷 ! Ow ! There is some French on some packs ! That's cool to find some French in that video !

[@ashkaarr]

HartRaton c'est ce que je me suis dis, j'étais hyper content, j'étais pas le seul apparemment :p

[@hartraton7542]

:)

[@pavel5734]

ques que vous foutez la messieurs ?

[@juhaszmate5095]

Its currently 00:08 so dont judge me, but i read that second part and thought it was still French

[@ちぇあり]

A Silver lapping tapping sound is wonderful!! I love it😍 Sorry,my English is too bad :(

[@thatonedude05]

This is probably the best MRE unboxing I've seen in a while. The sheer dedication to inspecting every nook and cranny of each item is unparalleled.