Astarion | " I'm Going To F*ckng Kill You" | Baldur's Gate 3

[@stars-and-clouds]

Fact that astarion rarely says the f word (I only remember one other instance) makes this even funnier.

[@Quadraxis]

"As if clowns weren't enough horror already." said the homicidal vampire.

[@-Loki_Laufeyson-]

I embrace my quirks of nature. Not this absolute clownery 🙄

[@scarletpanther2513]

Says the volunteer on stage. @@-Loki_Laufeyson-

[@-Loki_Laufeyson-]

@@scarletpanther2513 I WAS FORCED TO GO UP THERE! Ugh, thanks a lot Tav..

[@Champion_of_Vlaakith]

@@-Loki_Laufeyson-Why are you here, istik?

[@-Loki_Laufeyson-]

@@Champion_of_Vlaakith tsk, I could say the same for you can’t I?

[@Gibbon420]

This man has no business being this cute to torment

[@sunnyhill7919]

Cazador, is that you?

[@GremShrub_0426]

@@sunnyhill7919😭

[@-Loki_Laufeyson-]

@@sunnyhill7919 🫠

[@Unchainedful]

*When you embarrass Astarion* “Wyll approves” *Astarion gets attack by buddy* “Wyll approves”

[@triplesix0209]

Gate approves too when I embarrass Astarion =))

[@zerodegreemoon]

Perfectly fair reaction, I too would have threatened someone if they did that to me.

[@decimat_ixn]

i can definitely see someone playing a character LIKE astarion in an actual dnd session and having a lot of fun voicing him lmao

[@OOKIE_DOOKIE]

the closest one I can imagine is Mollymauk

[@VanNessy97]

You've watched the Baldur's Gate 3 oneshot on the High Rollers channel?

[@whatwhatwhat4634]

The way Neil says “I’m going to fucking kill you” is the best! I love that guy in every character. He gives them all so much shape

[@SamanticsGame]

The delivery of the "I'm going to fucking kill you" is so good omfg 😂

[@werewolfie1263]

The echo adds to how funny this is. It sounds like hes saying it loud enough to announce it to the crowd 💀

[@jm543]

Hhahaha I loved this scene 😂😂😂 Karlach approves if you send Astarion on stage.

[@-Loki_Laufeyson-]

Of course that she devil does 🙄 why am I not surprised.

[@theinspiredgamer1949]

I believe they approve of any choice so long as it isn’t them.

[@uraverageperson9585]

So does laezel

[@risacooper]

Gale as well

[@JadeFalcon07]

That ending was a "Hail Hydra" moment.

[@ProjectBarcodeError]

tought the same, ain't no way the writer on this event didn't got a tad of inspiration from it, ah !

[@freemanthedelphox6249]

Exactly my thoughts when he said "Praise the Absolute." Lmao

[@mmmcrispy1]

"It don't bite."

[@ceeford9919]

"YES IT DO!!"

[@MoistCrumpet]

I think this game has done a great job capturing the true experience of playing dnd.

[@Ellisepha]

Man's a fucking vampire, went through lands of cursed darkness getting attacked by ghosts and spectres on all fronts - but is actually scared of clowns? Hilarious.

[@asleepyb0i400]

@Ellisepha I think he was more embarrassed of getting on stage and being made a fool of by a literal clown. It’s funny either way 😆

[@kaihiroku8495]

As an introvert, I feel Astarion, I'd take ghosts over crowds any day xD

[@-Loki_Laufeyson-]

@@kaihiroku8495No they’re actually terrifying…at least with vampires you know exactly what your getting into…😬

[@DonPetexX]

Halsin in this scene is basically lets you know he's never seen much less heard of what a clown is

[@thewhitepikmin2327]

The game gives so many opportunities to raise approval that honestly it's worth it to piss off the companions every once in a while, comedy gold

[@IIIGioGioStarIII]

Omg yes

[@ladyofrillwater]

Especially Astarion. He's very fun to gently bully.

[@thewhitepikmin2327]

@@ladyofrillwater And some of the NPCs. I still didn't regret booing Volo off the stage even if Karlach disapproved

[@Naja14pdf]

Yeah, I think he's hot, but never have I felt my heart ache for him so bad as when I heard him go "ohohoh, good pun!~ ☺️"

[@balstann10]

oh god, im dead, the bit Astarion says so fuckin casually... I know he isn't the most friendiest vampire but god damn. he makes me laugh

[@MysticalCyan]

I was having a grand old time and then the "Praise the absolute" line dropped and I was like "oh holy SHIT"

[@atomicskull6405]

You are insufficiently paranoid then I knew something was up from the start.

[@MysticalCyan]

@@atomicskull6405 I was having fun at the carnival :(

[@cheese-and-ricemooney7487]

This is genuinely amazing, I thought it would be funny but not this funny XD The way he was all cheerful and then said that is literally the best couple/friend dynamic ever XD

[@Prince_Smugarina]

See, now this would be the perfect time for a hidden achievement. Astarion Vamp Biting the clown for a "Does this Taste Funny to you?" Even better if "Tav" could actually ask him.

[@alicepiper7455]

Well shoot. If he hates puns, I’ll have trouble flirting with him.

[@roisingrant]

Yeah same lmao. Unfortunate, but he definitely prefers sarcastic remarks (and then enjoys overexplaining them) tbh that's what I do too and it seems I have it in common with a lot of my fellow autistic peeps haha ig I hc Astarion as autistic and tbh it makes a good bit of sense

[@GigiBranconi]

The most fair and understandable reaction in the game, thats something I'd say to my friends too xD

[@corbeaudejugement]

2:01 for the impatient, or those who just love neil's delivery here.

[@robinronin]

This area looks GORGEOUS. I can’t wait to be there in 153 hours 😂

[@feyefall4855]

Too real!

[@Mel9188]

This game really finna make me buy a ps5 just for playing it. I can't 💀

[@chunli928]

get a pc for the mods 🫶🏻 makes it so much more fun

[@trainerashdragon2119]

I'm in that same boat. Lol

[@Mel9188]

@@chunli928 I wish but I have no money to either options :] even working lol, I'll try waiting for its release on xbox and hope it gets onto gamepass (got an xbox one), or upgrade when i can to series s. The price got higher in my country so I am fucked either way but we got this x

[@DanaDark]

PC the way to go! It's super good. Many ways to complete things. Very true to a good old fashioned D&D night.

[@lixter13]

I laughed so hard at this bit. I chose astarion just to be a bit of a dick to him and lol'ed so hard. Voice acting was spot on

[@CaptainSelenewerewol]

I needed that laugh that was fantastic! Who knew Astarion was afraid of clowns.

[@mrsgamer9218]

Who isnt?

[@arctechfox8306]

​@@mrsgamer9218I'll have you know my family is clowns, I'm offended

[@AzuraBlackHeart]

The line delivery of it aswell 😂👩🏼‍🍳💋

[@gtaylor1442]

neil newbon is so good at voice acting.

[@aranellavellan]

He's Incredible ❤️ So Talented 😍

[@MaximGnifovskiy]

I want to pegg him@@aranellavellan

[@BolshoiOgur4ik]

2 disapprovals were worth it xD

[@Lucas-st1xq]

Totally, as soon as the clown asked for a volunteer, I didnt think twice, it had to be Astarion

[@Juniper_Rose]

Meanwhile Lae'zel is disappointed she didn't get to murder a clown.

[@Asparagusk]

Forcing Minthara to go on stage here is also funny as hell

[@redq8521]

I was laughing so hard when I got this scene. God, Neil Newbon is such a great actor

[@Isus24-s8e]

I was so tempted to try this and his reaction made me start choking with laugh xD also his voice and movement is so accurate to real life. Amazing.

[@averycheesypotato]

Better call off your dog, pal. Astarion bites back

[@pappy374]

For a moment I thought it was Astarion dressed as the clown, as part of a mission or something.

[@aranellavellan]

I might have missed something, a fight starts straight after the scene

[@01ofconsequence]

I need astarion on the judges seat at a talent show. He would throw shade and we would all love him for it. Also some contestants are clowns but unintentionally 😂

[@lovesupercats]

he is so cute when he threatens😂❤

[@-Loki_Laufeyson-]

You guys are weird…

[@scarletpanther2513]

BAHAHAHAH Every friend ever when you go to the interactive shows :’D

[@Leddderz2TheEdditerz]

That feeling when you go to Rocky Horror for the first time and your friend betrays you by telling them it's your first time

[@harmonioustigress620]

2:01 This line does bring joy 2:44 HA-

[@ameliabrittain3689]

I was Astarion to like me, but I love making fun of him so much, he is just so easy to tease, I love this game!!!

[@reshiejung]

okay, i dont play this game but i saw this man for the first time in my recommendations. im sold

[@dingindevin9074]

welcome to the family!

[@-Loki_Laufeyson-]

I’m so lucky

[@Carolina57685]

love the Astarion trivia! he hates puns and clowns

[@pixility5612]

I don’t even care if developers don’t want baldurs gate 3 to be the new standard for games, MAKE IT THE NEW STANDARD! I want more companies to put buyers experience first! :)

[@funkyhorns3934]

I love it that Astarion is everyone's punching bag

[@dampintellect]

I got on stage after booing him with main character. Was a barb, Dodged the dog and bonked him.

[@AV524]

Why is everyone on a stage mic

[@aranellavellan]

Apologies I had recording and audio problems at the time 🫤

[@MKanakaredes]

You mean you're gonna kill me again?

[@chadparker6120]

Astarion is getting up there with Minsc for me, his quips are f*cking brilliant

[@astrea4020]

Is it really a relationship if you don’t mercilessly tease eachother every now and then 😭

[@LooneyClipse]

Im legit coddling him like baby, but i have to do this to him 😂😂😂😂 im just sad its some Absolute's bastard (then again hes a clown, not suprised) so im gonna tell myself i forgot when time comes 😂😂

[@taylorodell7444]

It’s even funnier when you put clown makeup on him

[@MossNada]

Happy to see I'm not the only one who did that!

[@bluefootwalking]

The new Joker movie is looking amazing!

[@notyourdaddy1687]

Off topic but your mc is gorgeous!!

[@aranellavellan]

Awww Thank you 😊

[@xSacredDark]

I was just saying to myself damn she looks good

[@AnnaAnanasova]

This was worth the disapproval😂

[@funnyblog100]

I wanna see what happens if you put Laezael forward.

[@Champion_of_Vlaakith]

Don’t you dare.

[@-Loki_Laufeyson-]

@@Champion_of_Vlaakith Aw, don’t be such a stickler Lae’zel. Have some fun

[@wind-born2581]

@@-Loki_Laufeyson- Bold of you to assume she knows what fun is.

[@averagejojosenjoyer4707]

i love this man so fucking much 2:01

[@jtr7377]

Wow, Astarion just got clowned on.

[@maryapple7108]

I would love to see Astarion's reaction to IT and Terrifier 🤣

[@keflas3842]

the echo could be due to having your sound enhancements turned on in windows , you can use spatial audio like dolby atmos or dts , just disable the enhancements in the tab it removes the echo

[@aranellavellan]

Thanks for the tip ! 😊 it seems to be working fine again now, least I know what to do if it happens again

[@darkeather2]

I just did this the other day. I had fun doing stuff with Karlach and Shadowheart, so I figured this was the perfect chance to have fun and a laugh with Astarion. I THOUGHT the act would get interrupted by the displacement beast breaking out, but sadly no, it was just Astarian getting mauled. I feel bad, but I don't regret it.

[@markusallen6818]

This guy is a vampire with a cthulhu brain worm and it's clowns that creep him out

[@alymay6849]

To be fair, I would have said the same to my friend too 😂

[@maxwell_isnt_here]

im so obsessed with astarion ong

[@Jen_Kailayla]

We all are tbh

[@-Loki_Laufeyson-]

Of course you are

[@maxwell_isnt_here]

@@-Loki_Laufeyson- ASTARION???? 😨

[@atomicskull6405]

Imagine him with the Joker's voice and it's even better.

[@triplesix0209]

In my game, Gale approves when I make fun with Astarion =))

[@izzytoast743]

I believe all party members approve when you make someone go up. I made karlach go up, and halsin and astarion liked it

[@leighsartworks]

​@@izzytoast743 They're just happy not to be the ones going up lmao

[@izzytoast743]

@@leighsartworks I think everyone does not want to go up except for Karlach, because she actually approved when I made her go up. It makes sense though because she likes the circus in the first place

[@Malos_]

I love this man

[@EredarLordJaraxxus]

It’s criminal that you can’t loot dribbles’ clothes.. without spoilers it does make sense why though!

[@LittenLeKitten]

You can, actually, just not off his body. Check the dressing area next to his stage that connects to the front of the circus, and you can find his clothes and a hat in a container. You'll have to get past the Bugbear guard, though.

[@Nieszpieg]

2:06 those eyes I can't 😂😂

[@roguejester4986]

They remind me of shy puppies and kittens.

[@ReplicatorFifth]

this is hilarious XD and nothing spoiled for act 3. people are getting through the game so fast O_O

[@Koality_Maker31]

Oh god I can’t wait to get to this scene!

[@vermilion6966]

2:06 that FACE xD too fkng funny

[@Liciiakk]

This was so random, I didn't expect this at all, lmao 😂

[@acerpoika1]

I bursted out laughing when i saw this on my playthrough😂

[@Cayleesi]

Lmfao this made my day!!

[@mikewaterfield3599]

This is how you add to a game😁

[@roguejester4986]

This is very relatable... I couldn't stop smiling.😆

[@Drakuba]

iirc Karlach approved when you pushed her on the stage :D

[@athalias__6546]

I was waiting for BG3 to release to see more of your videos 😁

[@Bobbilhead]

Hhahahah ohhhh i really hope we get more scenes with him in the later Act 3! Cant get enough of him 😆

[@DaHALOSHOCK]

I think someone might be obsessed with Astarion.....

[@MooniFrog]

That would be me :f

[@bunnybutt5664]

And me

[@ChimpytheMonkey]

You haven’t changed his armor yet lol chad

[@aranellavellan]

When I'm in the city I have him wearing that Glorious outfit 😍

[@jadethompson5698]

no bc i did this and my smile never faded so fast

[@zztopfan5201]

The clown is the same voice actor as the poet in Driftwood DOS2.

[@Sootielove]

Really not used to hearing Welsh accents in games :D

[@Jill4ChrisRedfeild]

Play Ni No Kuni and Fromsoft games!

[@Sootielove]

@@Jill4ChrisRedfeild Already have :D

[@zachnewton9165]

I was creasing when I got this scene

[@lotos53]

0:28 I got a flashback from divinity 2... 😭

[@ekuda]

Oh gods don't remind me

[@nesstafer]

2:02

[@anxietygamingactual6554]

MVP

[@mitmo03]

Roflmao

[@cerenu.2881]

The scene reminds me the times I annoyed my friends ahahahaha

[@simongutierrez891]

I officially died laughing. 🤣

[@cinnamoncookie739]

Ckowning around with a boyfriend. Sounds like a good date 😂

[@ChaotixMinx]

Oh this was priceless 😂

[@Karmychan]

Astarion is in one of his " I'm Going to F**king kill you " moments ! 🤣

[@mariahmoon9556]

I just did this to him yesterday it was so funny

[@niklasw.1297]

why does everybody in this scene got an echo to their voice? Shouldn't it only be the clown?

[@masteroftheuniverse2483]

PLEASE TELL ME HE DOESNT DIE

[@scrimpishimp4857]

He can, but it's generally optional

[@xxCrazyIzzyxx]

What the hell is with all the reverb

[@aranellavellan]

Apologies I was having problems with my recordings and sound at the time

[@cartoonishidealism582]

That just happens when you’re around clowns

[@mioju9002]

It's so strange that dog hasn't touch him, but he falls down.

[@themanwuththeplan]

Fantasy world homelander

[@mattriusblack2461]

Right there! HNNGHOOOOOOOOoooh, perfect!

[@chillingleague1244]

Now I just want to see voice actor to see his face in a process of making this masterpiece.